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herziloph · 2 years
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Butterflies, Bees and Barbara. Yes, you.
Dear Barbara, You once told me that you were following my blog. Well this one is for you. Thank you, Barbara. My garden Take a closer look and you will find, bees, butterflies and, no, not Barbara. But Barbara’s garden is here in the archives somewhere. I enjoyed working on Barbara’s garden during lockdown, and inwards until the spring of this year when I thought I needed to give up my…
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ahmed25646 · 1 year
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prefer natural French ingredients!
prefer natural French ingredients!
Chemical components like silicone, parabens and preservatives harm our health and well-being. They can be allergenic or even carcinogenic. However, they are still found in many hygiene, beauty and well-being products. Aware of the disadvantages and potential dangers of these chemical substances, the French are turning more and more to natural products. Discover our “Made in France” selection of…
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housewife-noire · 5 months
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Depression Master Post
I AM NOT A DOCTOR OR THERAPIST, JUST SAYING WHAT WORKS FOR ME
Tips that work for me:
♡Utilize your audio notes apps on your phone as an 'audio diary', talk to yourself like it's a podcast, interview, imaginary bestie etc
♡warm wet rag, toner (I use a bottle type and a spray type), moisturizer, Vaseline for a 'lazy' skincare routine. You can also use rose water to cleanse your face. This takes literally five minutes
♡modified stretches/workouts are your best friend, it's actually very easy to do stretches without getting outta bed or even moving your blanket!!
♡open up your blinds!!!!!
♡ensures and similar brands w/ extra protein for days you absolutely can't get out of bed
♡can't shower? No problem. You can get bathing cloths at any pharmacy otc (you can purchase with an HSA card as well!) Just add water to the pack no soap or rinsing needed
♡any food is better than no food!!!
♡90 minute rice + tuna packs are good 5 minute meals w/ some substance. You can add any add ins you want(I add fried egg and avocado)
♡download the finch app!! It's super cute and like a self care tamagotchi
♡allow yourself the time to rest
♡have a self love/feel good Playlist ready
♡rewatch your fave childhood show/movie. Anything that's been longer than 5 years since you've seen it works best imo
♡pedialyte AND water to keep hydrated, add a pinch of pink salt to the water
♡mix water, rubbing alcohol and essential oils to make an air freshner spray for bedding and clothing
♡if you're not on any medications, combine l-theanine and st John's wort supplements for mood health (can also add St John's wort, damiana, lavender and mint/catnip to a tea or smoke blend)
♡pure tart cherry juice before bed to help you sleep
♡download the I Am app and repeat the affirmations you see out loud thrice
♡can't brush your teeth? Get a water flosser and add a bit of mouthwash & peroxide to the reservoir to kill bacteria and remove stuck food
♡use pink or brown noise as your background for sleeping, you can find these on youtube
♡download MindDoc & Gratitude if you have the spoons to have prompts and questions to answer about your mood
♡digital coloring books!!! I use infinite painer and sketchbook on my Samsung tablet
♡if you scroll any app, pick the one you see the most positive or nontoxic feed (lemon8 and tumblr for me), this way your consumption is potentially bettering your life
♡charge your phone and other devices in a separate room/a few feet away from your bed to reduce scrolling and help promote getting out of bed to turn off alarms etc
♡daily shower spray cleaner, helps keep your tub clean. I spray after I get out
♡use Groupon to schedule yourself a moodboosting self care activity for the month (massage, tanning, filler, facial)
♡eat with a tray in bed
♡spray your fave body spray before bed
Hope these tips help someone!!! Add your own in the tags or reblog ♡
Happy House Spousing ♡♡♡♡
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igotbloodonmyhands · 2 months
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Alive / Part XII
Trigger warnings: Explicit sexual content in the form of a handjob. (I pray that my parents will never find my blog, Annie, ich weiß, dass du das hier lesen wirst. Kein. Einziges. Wort. Sonst werf ich dich ausm Fenster. Das gilt auch für dich, Milena. :)) Notes: This is my first ever attempt at smut, so sorry if it's awkward to read. I also have no idea how to conjugate "Lay", so sorry to all the English majors out there. Word count: 668
They stayed on that hill for hours. Barely talking, just looking at the sky and sea in silence, enjoying the moment together.
The sun started to set, the sky painted in a deep gold, the sunrays making the scene look etheral, like sunlight pouring out of a hundred broken urns.
When they got home, the house was still empty (Molly knew they'd need some time to get it going, so she made sure they'd have their peace)
"I'm gonna take a shower", Ghost announced. Soap plopped down on the bed. "Have fun"
Ten minutes later, Ghost stepped out the bathroom, blond locks wet, his bare torso bathed in the golden sunlight, a towel slung over his hips. "Looking good, lt", Soap smirked. Ghost grumbled and sat down on the bed. "Shut it" He lay down next to Soap, the towel dangerously low on his hips. Soap peered down. He was unsure, but he really wanted to. "Can I?", he asked quietly. Ghost swallowed, then nodded. Very, very slowly and gently Soap pulled away the towel, eyes fixed on Ghosts cock. "Not bad, lt". It was already half hard. He looked at Ghost again, checking for any sign of discomfort. He didn't find any, his eyes half lidded and it seemed like he was holding his breath. With a featherlight touch Soap ran his fingertips over it, cataloging every ridge and vein. Ghost let out a shuddering breath. "That sensitive, huh?", Soap teased. Ghost just nodded. "Please, stop teasing me", he whispered. Soap raised an eyebrow. "Yes sir" Soap leaned over the bed, grabbing a small bottle of lube from the nightstand, squirting a bit on his hand before wrapping it around Ghosts cock. He really was sensitive, letting out a small gasp at the sensation. Soap took this as a sign to take up the pace, tightening his hand and rubbing his thumb over the red tip. "Does it feel good?", he looked at Ghost whose eyes were fixed on Soaps hand around his cock, biting his lower lip to supress the sounds threatening to escape him. "Simon?", he asked again. Ghost nodded, eyes lidded. Soap chuckled. "Usually I'd have you say it loud, but I'm gonna let it slide". He continued at the same pace for a few minutes, letting Ghost get used to the sensation. He seemed to enjoy it quite a lot. A grin spread on his face as Ghosts subconsciously thrust his hips upwards, and he sped up and tightened his hand, drawing a small gasp from him. He gripped he sheets, his knuckles white. "Wanna hold my hand?", Soap asked, to which Ghost only nodded, grabbing his hand and squeezing it. His breathing got more erratic, and Soap could feel his cock twitch in his hand. "You're gonna come, Simon?", Soap cooed. "Y-yes", Ghost gasped. "Go on then", he whispered. Ghost let out a strangled whimper, squeezing Soaps hand tightly, white ropes soaking Soaps hand. His thighs trembled and he was breathing as if he'd run a marathon. Soap pressed a kiss on Ghosts forehead, getting up to get a wash cloth. Gently and carefully he wiped his body down. "Thank you", Ghost whispered. Soap grinned. "Did you like it?" Ghost nodded. "Then I guess it's a job well done, no need to thank me" He smiled. "I'm gonna shower" "Wait!", Ghost said, slowly getting up. "Give me a second, and I'll return the favour", he mumbled, hands shaking slightly as he reached for Soaps pants. "No no no, Simon, stop", Soap grabbed his hands. "There is no favour to return, you don't owe me anything", he looked Ghost in the eyes. "I want you to know that. I love you. You don't owe me. I choose to make you feel good. It's not a debt. We're not in a rush. We can take as much time as you want and need." Ghost nodded and sat back down on the bed. Soap smiled.
"Sleep a bit. I'll be there when you wake up"
Notes: Sorry that it took so long, I had to stop various times to stop cringing. It's also quite awkward writing this stuff in class. Anyway, I'm omw to bathe in holy water.
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konigs-whore · 8 months
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Pub drama-Soap Mactavish
{Warnings: mentions of violence, alcohol, language}
~Soap accompanies you to a pub, where you're celebrating your friends birthday.
A/N: a friend req this so here we are. ( I feel like all I've done is Angsty fics, where the MC always gets in trouble. but that will change soon)
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we gathered at a local pub for my friends birthday, we sit at a booth, eagerly awaiting the arrival of everyone. i stare at Soap, his fashionable ensemble – black jeans and a grey t-shirt. On the other hand, I have chosen to adorn a dainty black silk spaghetti strap dress with a subtle slit running up the side till reaching just beyond my hip. my wavy black hair tied into a messy bun atop my head. “hm, if i didn't know any better lass, i’d say you’re trying to seduce me” Soap says, barely loud enough to hear over the thundering music. 
i laugh, shaking my head. “You say that daily. i could be wearing the ugliest Christmas sweater and you would still ask that question". He chuckles, leaning back into the booth, never averting his eyes from my form. The dancing lights in the background illuminating his gaze and providing me with a captivating visage.
My heart is filled with joy as I look at the man I adore. "I love you, you goofball," I say with a grin, watching as he sends me a wink in response. I'm about to tease him some more when I notice my girls walking towards us. Quickly, I stand up and embrace the birthday girl, a huge smile on my face. “Happy birthday vinnie!” i all but shout in her ear. which is probably another reason me and Soap get along so well- we’re both loud. she giggles in response, hugging me.
she pulls away and almost instantly drags us to the bar, the other girls following close behind. “shots! seven trays please, none of these bitches are walking out sober”she shouts at the bartender, who laughs at her display. i roll my eyes, not entirely wanting to get drunk but heck it, Soap is with me. 
i cast a glance his way, noting how his eyes were already glued to me.I smile and give a swift twist of the head when the trays, carrying six shots each as well as the additional martini's my companion requested, are placed in front of us. “ to Vinnie!” we chant before taking the shots. i nearly cough from the burn, wiping my mouth of the alcohol dripping down my chin. i smile sheepishly at Vinnie, who laughs at me. 
four hours in and i can barely form a thought, dancing with Vinnie on the dance floor. the rest of the girls tapped out an hour ago, saying they felt the building spin in the universe. 
“hey, i gotta pee” Vinnie slurs, grabbing my hand and making for the ladies room. i wobbly follow behind, trying to focus on which foot goes next. We enter the bathroom and she hastily scurries towards the lavatory - I follow suit, bracing myself against the sink. She begins to chuckle from within the stall, evidently entertained by the comical drawing of a penis on the wall. I roll my eyes in response. i stare at myself in the mirror, my face slap red from the amount of alcohol, it’s almost laughable.
i hear a thud behind me, and turn around to see Vinnie stumble out of the stall, nearly falling face first into the sink. “girl, be careful” i scold lightly, like a mother would her child. she simply grins up at me, too drunk to comprehend my words. "Nyla, such a worry wort" she mumbles drunkenly.
after assisting her in washing her hands, we walk hand in hand out of the bathroom, and only then do i notice how far down the hall it is from the bar, from Soap.
the dim lights flicker in the hallway, giving an eerie feeling to my already uneasy mind. we make it about a quarter way down the hall when Vinnie's hand is suddenly yanked out of mine. i spin around, wobbling as i do so. to see a nasty looking man holding her by the neck and waist. my anger rises, “what the fuck!” i exclaim. i go to take a step forward, when arms creep around my waist, pulling me flush against what i can only assume is the body of a man. “hey hey, don't be harsh. we’re only looking for some fun” the man whispers in my ear, sending a chill down my spine.
where is Soap’s helicopter ass when i need him. i silently curse.
when i thrash in the mans hold, he grips me tighter, moving a hand to my mouth and my eyes widen in fear. I observed Vinnie as she forcefully kicked her assailant's legs, resulting in them losing their grasp on her; she bolted free. I chomp down hard on the man's hand which was covering my mouth, removing a segment of flesh.
He swiftly pulled back his arm, however shockingly kept his hold around my midsection firm, so intense that I couldn't break away. I glance in the direction of Vinnie and give my head a sorrowful shake, the fear evident in my eyes. "get Soap!" I shout, and she immediately takes off, running at such a pace that she disappears down the hallway quicker than a flash. okay, Soap will be here soon, i just need to distract them.
And i do just that-using the arms around my waist to my advantage, I thrust my legs up, sending a powerful kick to the chest of the man standing before me. He is thrown back, desperately trying to regain breath.
my head is suddenly yanked back, and view of my attacker is looming mere inches from my face. “ you’re a real bitch, huh”he grunts. slamming my face into the wall, i grunt as my face ignites with a flood of pain. he loosens his grip momentarily, giving me enough time to spin around, Before I could even think, my fist met his nose with a sickening crunch.
He crashed to the floor, clutching his face in pain. I can hear swift footfalls drawing nearer, so turning around to get a glimpse of the source, I behold an infuriated Soap accompanied by a weeping Vinnie. I found myself flashing an elated yet perhaps unnerving grin, considering the blood-stained corners of my mouth.
Soap comes to a halt inches from me, taking my face in his hands. “are you okay?” his tone is filled with worry, and controlled rage. i nod my head, smiling to reassure him. “yeah, though i’m pissed off, actually. how dare they touch Vinnie and me” I rant, turning around to send a last, swift kick into the ribs of the man behind me. Soap pulls me away gently as security runs up. “let’s get ya cleaned, ya? you look positively rabid bon” i laugh and agree. i grab Vinnie's hand, clutching tightly. 
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bonus part-
all of 141 gathered around the watch the footage Soap took from the pub. he pressed play on the computer, watching with baited breath. he hears Gaz gasp behind him as they watch the man snatch Vinnie, then Nyla. Ghost squints and leans closer as Nyla raises her legs and kicks the other man, sending him flying into the opposite wall. Price whistles, a proud smirk on his face.
once the video finishes, Soap leans back in his chair, torn between feeling proud and absolutely livid.
"got yourself an mma fighter, huh" Gaz teases. Soap sends him a look, "the lass was piss drunk. I'm both amazed and terrified." Soap grumbles, crossing his arms. His eyes glancing at Ghost, who, has watched the video three times now. " are you sure there isn't something she's hiding from you? if she was as drunk as you say, her movements seem suspicious" Ghost says with caution.
Soap simply smiles and shakes his head, "known the lass since fourth grade, there's nothin' I don know about her"
Gaz sends a worried glance his way, "stalker much?" he adds, sounding slightly concerned.
Soap smiles, not confirming or denying it.
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atlas-likes-writing · 3 months
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Febuwhump day five: Rope burns
Characters: Johnny "Soap" MacTavish.
Fandom: Call of Duty
Summary: After a rough week at the hands of the destructive Makarov, Soap has some wounds to show for it.
Word count: 686.
Tags: Whump, injury, burns, mentions of torture, mentions of kidnapping.
Authors note: This is a little shorter than my other ones but I like it regardless. I am VERY tired right now so this will be posted to my ao3 and connected to the rest of the prompts tomorrow morning. This is unedited so expect mistakes.
@febuwhump
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That was not how Soap was expecting his week to go. 
This was not how Soap was expecting his week to end. 
He’s finally been rescued. After what felt like months (but was actually only six days), the 141 got a hit on his location and retrieved him easily. The SAS do specialise in hostage situations, after all. 
It’s a bit embarrassing to admit that Soap was pretty useless during his rescue. There’s no shame in it – the rest of the team have made that obvious ever since Johnny returned – but he cannot help but feel the pool of shame sloshing around his gut at how he practically let himself get taken. The others deny it, but the fact remains that he basically strolled into Makarov’s ambush screaming his presence at the top of his lungs with a giant neon sign pointed at his head that read, “Johnny MacTavish woz ‘ere.” 
He was tied up when they found him, covered in bruises and crying from the strain of it all. There is no shame in that either. When they undid the ropes that bound him, Johnny could not stop shaking. He’s shaken up even after all this happened, but since he’s come back, he has not spared his injured wrists and ankles a single look. He’s too afraid of what lies under his sleeves for him to dare. 
Until now. 
He’s in the shared bathroom in the men’s accommodation at base. It’s large, with about thirty cubicles lining one wall side-by-side and thirty sinks with mirrors on the other. Soap now stands in front of one of these mirrors after finishing his nightly routine before he goes to sleep on the piss-resistant green sponges the military call beds. His arms are still in intense pain, every movement of his body causing searing pain to shoot up his spine. He plucks up the courage to roll back his sleeves. His injuries look just as bad as they feel. 
Two rings of raw red skin wrap around his wrists like limpets. The aggravated skin is blistered and shiny and boiling to the touch. Soap can’t help but hiss in pain with the action. It’s been two days. He needs to clean it, or the burn will get infected, which opens an entirely different can of beans for him to sort out. He glances at the taps that sit on the white ceramic of the sink and the pink bottle of mango zest and passion fruit soap that was placed previously by its previous owner and forgotten about (Cleaning products don’t exist here. If you want soap – the item, not the person – you better get it yourself). No, he thinks. No soap. He chuckles to himself at the irony and reaches for the cold-water tap, turning it on. Icy water shoots out the metal, and Soap can’t help but dread the idea of putting his arm under there. He braces his arm against the side of the basin and bites his lip in preparation before he thrusts his arm under the freezing stream of water. 
When he does, he can almost hear his skin sizzling in the water. A searing agony dances up his nerves and Soap lets out a pathetic, pained noise that escapes his throat. Almost as soon as he puts his arm in the sink, he yanks it back out again, hissing in pain at it like an angry cat. 
Still, he must continue. He can’t simply not clean his wounds. An infected burn is horrendous to treat, and Johnny cannot be bothered to deal with the worry-wort combat medics who whitter over everything under the sun. He instead puts his hand under the water, gritting his teeth in pain. He removes his hand again, but this time after a longer stretch of time. He keeps doing it – in out, in out – until he eventually grows accustomed to the pain and just holds his arm under the stream of water for another twenty minutes. 
Now for the second arm. Soap thinks he might need a cloth to bite down on while he does it this time. 
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catt-nuevenor · 1 year
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Soap
I am about to get extremely nerdy and excited about ancient soaps. Consider yourselves warned, this is gonna be me getting giddy about tracking a plant through linguistic records, and botanical records.
All who don't want to geek out about this topic, I hope you enjoy your future scrolling and have a nice day. All who do, click the read more and join me down the rabbit hole.
So, soap.
There's an unfortunate belief that we in the modern period are the first descendents of the ape to understand the need of personal hygiene, sterilisation, and washing. This is wrong. We've understood dirt is bad for general health (as in food, water, and wounds) for thousands of years.
Allow me a few examples for the sceptical:
Galen, Hygiene Vol I, Book I. written between 165-175 CE.
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And for those looking for something a wee bit older:
Unknown Author, writing style Sumerian dates to Third Dynasty of Ur, c.2158-2008 BCE. Page from Healing Hands by Guido Majno 1992
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As Manjo points out in his discussion of this prescription, note the hot water as well as the beer.
I could go on, but I hope you see why I find 'all ancient peoples were dirty and only had a bath once a year,' an asinine statement. So, onto the 'Dark Ages'.
I needed to figure out what compound or substance the Lǽce, or medical practitioners in the story, would use to clean their hands after an examination. I've recently been looking into something of a plant 'shopping list' cross-referencing archaeological records and written records for what came to Northern Europe and when. Here's where I attempt to introduce you all to the term 'archaeophyte'.
An Archaeophyte is a plant that came to the geographical area or region of study before 1500 CE. Any plant that made its way to an area before this date, be with human intervention or without, falls into this category. A plant that arrives after this date is a Neophyte.
An example for the UK; Corn Marigold, Chrysanthemum segetum for all you folks who want to see me fight my way through Latin, arrived in the UK first in the Iron Age (in this context being about 940 BCE to 43 CE) as evidenced by archaeological finds, with later examples occurring in a Roman, then medieval context.
See Archaeolophytes in Britain, Preston, Pearman, and Hall for sources and more information
Right, so I've been constructing this list of plants I can use in the story. My rules are that it must occur in a Pre-Roman context North of Frankfurt, Germany, and West of Warsaw, Poland. The reasoning for this ruleset is too complicated to go into in this post, so just try and accept this as my baseline.
I started to go through this list this morning, looking for a plant that could be used for cleaning hands in a medical setting. I looked at Yarrow to begin with, it being an Archaeophyte for the area with archaeological evidence dating back to the Neolithic period (10,000-4,500BC) in the context of feasting at stone henge. It has limited scientific write up, but there is some evidence to suggest that it has antibacterial properties, anti-inflammatory properties, and may help with the staunching of wounds (see Medical Plants, Simmonds, Howes, and Irving 2016, Royal Botanical Gardens Kew, and Culpeper's Complete Herbal modern edition edited by Steven Foster, 2019).
So far so good, but not in anyway perfect. Then, while flicking through one of my books to locate yet another entry on yarrow to triple check my notes, I skimmed past an entry for a plant called Soapwort. To say I sat and stared at it dumbfounded for a while is an understatement.
My first thought was that the suffix 'wort' was a very good sign. 'Wort' comes from the Old English 'wyrt', which basically means a usable plant, be that edible as food, used in dyes, or applied in medicine. However, Old English speakers are infamous for making new compounds up of familiar elements to suit imported objects or ideas.
What I should have done next was to look up the etymology of the word 'soap', but I didn't. Instead, I went running back to the 'Archaeophytes in Britain...' article and did a ctrl F search for the Latin name, 'saponaria officinalis'. As soon as I typed it in, my heart sank.
Soap - Saponaria
That's a little too close for comfort, implying that the names were not only related, but likely came from the Old Latin, indicating that I was dealing with a re-emerging Roman export. Briefly, the Anglo-Saxons, the speakers of the Old English Language, came to the UK sometime in the 400s CE, after Rome withdrew. There is a marked dip in Roman culture, architecture, goods and especially language in this time, indicating some think, that the Roman settlers were not widely integrated with the Brittonic peoples. Latinised, or Late Roman, culture and influences do not really re-enter the UK until the Christianisation of the Anglo-Saxons some time later. When it did re-emerge, the Latin was favoured in academic contexts over the Old English, and for this reason I choose to use the Old English as a good waypoint for pre-existing features.
Back to the article on Archaeophytes. There is no known record of soapwort in the UK before the 1500's CE. However, it is found in Germany and Poland as a 'native' species, meaning that it predates 1500 CE, and reached the geographic area without human intervention (this can be discerned through where a sample is found, for example bog or wetland pollen deposits, or ancient forest remains). This slots it nicely into my 'can use' category.
It was only at this point that I decided to look up the etymology of 'soap'.
Soap <- Sope Middle English <- Sápe Old English <;- Saipá Proto-Germanic <- seyb- Proto-Indo-European
Which rather made all the fussing I did about Roman and Latin mute. -_-
The Anglo-Saxon's called Soapwort either leáþorwyrt or grundsópa by the by, meaning literally lather wort and ground soap.
The plant Soapwort contains large amounts of Saponin (about 20% when flowering, according to Wikipedia). This produces a lather when in contact with water, and basically breaks down various cell membrane components. That's about as far as my limited grasp of biochemistry leaves me high and dry, I'm afraid, but hopefully you get the idea.
In short summary; the Lǽce in the story can literally use soap, and I should always look up etymologies before I go traipsing through academic papers. Hope those who made it this far found it interesting!
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virgils-muse · 9 months
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“Let me say what sorcery is not: it is not divine power, which comes with a thought and a blink. It must be made and worked, planned and searched out, dug up, dried, chopped and ground, cooked, spoken over, and sung. Even after all that, it can fail, as gods do not. If my herbs are not fresh enough, if my attention falters, if my will is weak, the draughts go stale and rancid in my hands.” - Circe, Chapter 7
“At first, of course, all I brewed were mistakes. Draughts that did nothing, pastes that crumbled and lay dead on the table. I thought that if some rue was good, more was better, that ten herbs mixed were superior to five, that I could let my mind wander and the spell would not wander with it, that I could begin making one draught and halfway through decide to make another. I did not know even the simplest herb-lore that any mortal would learn at her mother’s knee: that wort plants boiled made a sort of soap, that yew burnt in the hearth sent up a choking smog, that poppies had sleep in their veins and hellebore death, and yarrow could close over wounds. All these things had to be worked and learned through errors and trials, burnt fingers and fetid clouds that sent me running outside to cough in the garden. At least, I thought in those early days, once I cast a spell, I would not have to learn it again. But even that was not true. However often I had used an herb before, each cutting had its own character. One rose would give up its secrets if it were ground, another must be pressed, a third steeped. Each spell was a mountain to be climbed anew. All I could carry with me from last time was the knowledge that it could be done.” - Circe, Chapter 7
Some of my favorite Circe quotes from chapter 7 (One of my fav chapters. For some reason. I just love hearing about her having fun on Aiaia.)
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dreimalfuermich · 1 year
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Freitag, 20.1.2023
BASED ON SKETCHES HE MADE IN VAL D'AOSTA
Überhörte, notierte das Wort "Blümchensex" ins kleine Notizbuch. Aus dem Gespräch zweier alter FRAUEN heraus, auf der Ehrenstraße.
Als ich vom Japaner, wo ich mit L. Abendessen war, in Richtung UBahn ging, vorbei an einer Familie von Roma, oder Sinti, die sich grade auf ihren Matratzen, die sie direkt an die Flanke des Kaufhauses gelegt hatten, so daß nur eine dünne Glasscheibe sie vom wärmeren Inneren trennte, zum Schlafen die Decken und Schlafsäcke bis zum Hals hochzogen, dachte ich, sehr originell, aber im Grunde unangreifbar wahr: das ist alles nicht richtig. Bei dieser Kälte draußen zu schlafen, das wünscht man wirklich nicht mal seinem ärgsten, beschissensten Feind. And yet­–there they are. Und all die anderen. Der Mann, dessen kleines Gesicht unter dem Rand einer Mütze das letzte war, was ich von der Gruppe aus dem Augenwinkel heraus sah, lächelte sogar. Dann ein Digitalscreen: Soap-Actor und Vogue Centerfold-Zwerg Selenskyj sagt, hattu Panzer muttu geben.
Gegen ARMUT und ELEND geht niemand "auf die Straße". Die Armut und das Elend ist ja schon auf der Straße. Vielleicht fehlte dieser Kampagne auch ein autistisches Kind für säkulare Anbetungsaffekte. Medienwissenschaften 2023.
Ich bin so dumm wie ein Vulkan
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wpdariacutnes · 8 months
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dagamingshelf-database · 10 months
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Dr. Squatch Spartan Scrub
The Spartan Scrub was released in the United States by Dr. Squatch for $8.00. It was released as merchandise for Halo Infinite.
Turn your shower up to infinite with the scents of silver sage, yuzu and cedarwood. Commanding, Tactical and Heroic, Just Like a Squatch Man Should Be. Shower like a Spartan and power up as you lather up with this limited edition, battle-ready bricc. Spartan Scrub is equipped with Halo-inspired ingredients like exfoliating Little John and Bishop’s Wort, plus soothing Sevenbark Root to leave you feeling as powerful as the Master Chief himself. Aromas of silver sage, yuzu and cedarwood will transport you to the battlefield and slay your stink so you can feel like a man and smell like a hero. Unlock free in-game content with the code inside the soap box!
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korrektheiten · 10 months
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Regenbogen überall: Respekt oder Dauerbeschallung?
Ansage: »Der erste schwule Kuss im deutschen Fernsehen fand in der Serie “Lindenstraße” statt, die zwar als deutsche Soap-Opera galt, sich aber im Gegensatz zu “Sturm der Liebe” immer auch politisch äußerte. Heute würde man “woke” sagen, aber das Wort gab es damals noch nicht. Damals stand ich kurz vorm Abitur, inzwischen bin ich 54 und […] The post Regenbogen überall: Respekt oder Dauerbeschallung? first appeared on Ansage. http://dlvr.it/SrR34V «
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nuxillu · 1 year
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Kleinbürgerliches Interieur. Mai 2023
Zu Gast bei den Mielkoburschwasnies.
Genießen wir es, so lange es noch geht. Wer sagt denn, daß nicht demnächst die bildliche Darstellung alles Belebten wieder verboten sein wird? Oder, daß sich ein Tyrannen-Fürst wieder das Recht der ersten Nacht ausbedingt? Auch dann, wenn wir gar keine Töchter haben sondern nur Söhne?
Hätte ja auch niemand gedacht, daß man bestimmte Worte nicht mehr wird drucken oder Gott bewahre sogar aussprechen dürfen. Daß die Freizügigkeit eingeschränkt werden könnte. Daß sich Eltern von ihren Vorschulkindern würden absondern müssen. Daß Alte einsam sterben würden. Von tödlichen Intubierungen und überflüssigem künstlichem Koma ganz zu schweigen. Bis heute haben sie keine Begründung für ihre Übergriffe geliefert. Nur Verweise auf irgendeinen gesunden Menschenverstand. Und unsere Justiz erwähnen wir am besten gar nicht erst.
Während z.B. Slowenien alle Corona-Übergriffe rück-abwickelt, Bußgelder zurückzahlt usw., kämpft D wieder bis zum Endsieg über das Virus, so lange, bis wieder schwarzer Rauch aus dem Kamin des Führerbunkers aufsteigt. Und die Weltpresse melden kann: “Habueramus ducem.”
Neueste, von der Regierung ausgegebene Parole: “Nach vorne sehen!” Jetzt raunen sie uns von irgendwelchen “Leugner-Szenen”, von irgendwelchen “Prepper-Szenen”, vor denen wir uns nachts, wenn die Tagesschau vorbei ist, fürchten sollen. Dabei haben sie selbst uns vor noch ein paar Monaten fast dazu gezwungen, Prepper-Vorräte anzulegen. Notfallpaket Stromausfall
Und jetzt? Haben sie ihre wissenschaftlichen Autoritäten stumm in der Versenkung verschwinden lassen wie daily-soap-Nummern. Und auch die große Mutter ist verstummt. Wutzelt auf kurzen Beinchen durch Ostmarken, durch flaches Land, wo sie ihre Orden anhaucht und mit dem Geschirrtuch wienert.
Lächelt die Tischkante an und spricht mit Meisen-Sopran in die Einsamkeit der Wohnküche: “Hihihi, daf hätta alle niä* gedach, daff Andschie ma die Kampflarin mach”. Und in Vollmondnächten soll man sie am Grab von Markus Wolf beobachten können. Ein Glück, daß das alles vorbei ist. Daß so viele Medien-Hupen darauf reinfallen konnten.
“Die Erotik der Macht.”
“Macht ist sexy.”
Dumme Sprüch. Ich bin ihr ja nie begegnet, aber so doof kann doch selbst ein Journalist nicht sein! Wie es wohl klingt, wenn die mächtigste Frau der Welt einen Orgasmus vortäuscht? Wechselt ihre Handtasche dann die Farbe? Sind wirklich alle Journalisten soo bescheuert? Und mein Gott, der arme Ehemann. Man kann solchen Paaren nur wünschen, von Anfang an nach dem Prinzip der Josefsehe gelebt zu haben. Alles andere darf nicht gedacht werden, darf nicht passiert sein. Sprich es nicht aus, das M-Wort beim F-Worten. “M-Wort nackt mit ihrem E-Wort-Mann beim f-worten”. Denk es nicht, sag es nicht. Ganz einfach, um die Menschheit vor dem kollektiven Wahnsinn zu schützen. Lieber hirntot, als von so einer Vorstellung vergiftet leben zu müssen. Die Corona-Nummer war schon genug.
Die Ostdeutsche Aussprache des Wortes “nicht” zu imitieren wird mir nie gelingen. Seltsame Vokalverschiebungen, der Vokal wird anfangs als I gesprochen, endet aber als eine Art Ä, das kurz davor ist, als gutturales O in die Kehle hinabgezerrt zu werden. Ähnlich den moselfränkischen Kunststücken rund ums O wie in der Begrüßung “Ou Guude”, die sich seit Höhlenmenschentagen nicht geändert hat.
Genug für heute. Ventile sind durchgepustet. Du fragst Dich, was diese wilden, zusammenhanglosen Texte sollen? Das ist automatisches Schreiben: Lass es raus, wie es kommt. So eine Art Bleistiftskizze, nur mit der Standard-Tastatur von Cherry anstelle des Griffels.
Lasst uns jetzt darangehen, eine echte Verschwörung zu coniurieren.
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beastflows · 1 year
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Earth Mama Organic Diaper Balm Multipurpose Baby Ointment | EWG Verified, Petroleum & Fragrance Free with Calendula for Sensitive Skin, 2-Fluid Ounce Price: [price_with_discount] Customer satisfaction rating 5 (according to Amazon product Details) Of the brand Earth Mama Organics makes obsessively clean herbal care for everyone and their mom. Founded in 2002 by a nurse and herbalist, Earth Mama combines generations of feminine wisdom, traditional herbal remedies, and evidence-based research to formulate certified organic herbal teas, castile soaps, multi-purpose balms, lotions, deodorants, sunscreens, and skin support. baby loss. Rooted in nature, powered by love, and trusted by millions around the world. For everyone and their mother Are Earth Mama products cruelty free? Yes, all products except our organic herbal teas are Leaping Bunny certified. Do you use artificial fragrances, SLS, parabens or synthetic preservatives? No, and we never have. Why aren't ALL of their ingredients organic? Simply put, some ingredients simply don't exist (like water or salt) in an organic form, and some ingredients aren't available as certified organic. It is discontinued by the manufacturer ‏ : ‎ No Product Dimensions: 2.25 x 3.75 x 2.25 inches; 2 ounces Manufacturer recommended age ‏ : ‎ 3 months - 12 years Product model number ‏ : ‎ 10-022 Department ‏ : ‎ Body Hands and Feet First available date ‏: ‎February 13, 2005 Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Earth Mama ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0021HR94K Country of origin ‏ : ‎ United States SOOTHE AND CALM – This heroic balm is formulated with organic lavender oil, tea tree oil, and powerful herbs like organic St. John's wort, chickweed, plantain, and calendula to soothe and protect agitated skin. Use this petroleum-free, preservative-free diaper balm on your baby's bottom, under a Band-Aid, or place it in your complexion-obsessed tween's bathroom. TRUSTED BY MOMS WORLDWIDE - Earth Mama's products are formulated with effective organic ingredients, safe for babies, pregnant and lactating women, and everyone they live with. CHOSEN BY HOSPITALS - Hospital NICUs choose this organic diaper balm because it keeps the most vulnerable skin soothed and protected. Or maybe because it's dermatologist tested and clinically proven for irritation without using any ingredients of concern. Safe for skin at any age. Something about smart nurses who have committed to doing No Harm with experience EWG VERIFIED + CERTIFIED ORGANIC - You can relax knowing that Earth Mama's Organic Diaper Balm is USDA Certified, made with organic herbs and oils, so apply as needed anywhere you need comfort.
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fawnlilybotanica · 1 year
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🌿 OATMEAL + BOTANICAL ARTISAN SOAP 🌿 This is such a gorgeous soap! Not only is it visually beautiful, but this soap bar is gentle and nourishing from the addition of oatmeal, St. John's Wort herbal infused oil, powdered botanicals including marshmallow root, calendula, roses, and chamomile, and topped with red rose petals, calendula petals, oatmeal, and pink Himalayan salt. The base of this lovely soap is a blend of moisturizing organic ingredients including coconut oil, shea butter, St. John's Wort herbal infused oil, cocoa butter, olive oil, and sunflower oil. And, since there are no added essential oils or fragrances in this soap, it's absolutely perfect for children, those with scent sensitivities, various skin conditions, sensitive skin types, and everyone else! 🥰 Available now in limited quantities (but hurry, we just launched this soap yesterday and it’s already almost sold out!) 😁 Tap on photo or click on link in bio to see all of the new products available now from our new Winter Collection! #fawnlilybotanica #handmade #handmadesoap #artisansoap #beautifulsoap #smallbatchsoap #bestsoapbar #vegansoap #herbalsoap #botanicalsoap #oatmealsoap #handcraftedsoap #soaptop #soapmaking #soapcollection #wintercollection https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl9U5Divbuw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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arcticblastprice · 2 years
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Arctic Blast [N.Z 2022 Reviews]: #1 Trending Drops For Relief Pain, Stress And Anxiety?
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What is Arctic Blast?
Kevin is a pain specialist who developed the Arctic Blast supplement. Nutriomo Labs Pte Ltd, a US-based company that makes Arctic Blast bottles, is responsible for creating each one. Arctic Blast is specifically formulated to alleviate all kinds of chronic pain as well as improve your quality of life. Arctic Blast is a powerful combination of ingredients that can effectively relieve pain and treat it from the inside. Arctic Blast comes in liquid form which allows for quick absorption. All Arctic Blast ingredients can be taken as a liquid, which means that there are fewer side effects.
Arctic Blast's manufacturers claim that the formula can be used to relieve joint, muscle and back pain in as little as 60 seconds. The ingredient DMSO found in Arctic Blast has been scientifically shown to relieve chronic pain. It is also non-habit-forming and is an excellent alternative to orthodox pain-relieving methods.
What is the science behind Arctic Blast?
Arctic Blast claims this formula contains DMSO (Dimethylsulphoxide), a natural ingredient. Kevin also claims that DMSO provides pain relief. The pain specialist says that profit is the main driver of most drug companies. Companies that make pharmaceutical analgesics can see a decrease in earnings due to the use of DMSO. Arctic Blast contains DMSO, so it is an effective pain-relieving option for those looking for natural alternatives.
DMSO is a natural healer, making it a vital ingredient for professional athletes and trainers. DMSO's active compounds accelerate healing of common injuries such as Achilles tendon injuries and hamstring conditions. Natural pain relief products are often made with ingredients like turmeric and glucosamine that have not been approved by the FDA. Scientifically, chondroitin or hyaluronic acids have not been shown to provide relief from pain. Arctic Blast claims that some form of DMSO has been FDA-approved.
The DMSO in Arctic Blast works by reaching the damaged muscles and joints . This provides rapid pain relief. DMSO also transports menthol, camphor, and other pain relief substances to the affected area.
Arctic Blast Key Ingredients
Arctic Blast contains Menthol, Camphor, Aqua, Olive Oil and Winter Green as well as DMSO (Dimethyl Sulphoxide) and St John's Wort Oil.
Arctic Blast: What benefits can you expect?
Blocks Pain
The active ingredient in Arctic Blast (DMSO), blocks pain-stimulating neural connections and offers significant pain relief. Arctic Blast also conditions your brain to provide relaxation and stop pain.
Increase blood flow
Arctic Blast stimulates blood flow from the inside and works by stimulating blood flow to the affected area. The blood circulation is improved, and the affected areas are fed with anti-inflammatories and antioxidants to reduce pain.
Alleviate inflammation
Your body's way to promote healing is through inflammation. Uncontrolled inflammation can lead to severe pain. Because of its molecular structure, DMSO is easy to penetrate the skin and combat inflammation. Camphor and menthol provide pain relief by providing a cooling, soothing sensation. To ensure pain relief, menthol as well as camphor can be used in conjunction with DMSO.
Relaxation and sleep better
Arctic Blast pain relief drops can make it easier to sleep by relieving pain in the tissues, muscles, and joints. Arctic Blast's soothing, cooling sensation helps to relieve chronic pain.
Increase flexibility and mobility
Arctic Blast can help to regain your range by reducing pain and discomfort.
Topical analgesic
Arctic Blast claims that this product is a great option for people who don't like taking oral painkillers. Arctic Blast pain relief drops are safe for everyone, except children younger than 2.
Non-addictive
Arctic Blast pain relief drops are completely natural and do not contain any habit-forming substances, unlike oral analgesics. Arctic Blast pain drops can be applied gently to relieve your pain and improve your life quality.
Zero side effects
Regular use of many oral pain-relieving medications can cause damage to your internal organs. Arctic Blast, however, is a topical painkiller that doesn't interfere with your internal organs. As with other pain relievers, Arctic Blast is not likely to cause health problems.
Arctic Blast Pain Drops has its disadvantages
Some people may find the Arctic Blast odor offensive.
Arctic Blast cannot be purchased in retail stores. It can only be purchased from their official website.
Arctic Blast might not work for everyone
How to use Arctic Blast Topical Pain Killer
The manufacturer suggests that you rub 3-4 drops of Arctic Blast onto the affected area, and then gently massage. Arctic Blast warns against the use of this product on cuts and open wounds. Arctic Blast users need to be cautious not to get the pain drops in their eyes. After applying Arctic Blast to the affected area, users should thoroughly wash their hands with soap and water. Arctic Blast recommends that you consult your doctor before using this product.
A medical condition exists.
Arctic Blast contains any ingredients that you are allergic to
You are pregnant or nursing
A skin condition exists
There is no doubt about the dosage
Arctic Blast is not recommended for children under the age of 12. Arctic Blast creators claim that the drops are completely natural and will not cause any side effects. Arctic Blast should not be used if you have a negative reaction. You should seek medical attention immediately. Arctic Blast also recommends that you make a formal complaint via their official email. This is located on their website.
How to buy Arctic Blast Pain-relieving Drops
Only on the official website can you purchase genuine Arctic Blast bottles. Arctic Blast Drops Price manufacturer warns you against ordering this on other websites to protect your bank and personal information. Depending on the number of bottles ordered, there are three packages available. These packages include:
One bottle at $59.95/Free Shipping
Three bottles for $139.95/Free Shipping
Six bottles for $199.95/Free Shipping
All orders include free shipping
Arctic Blast maker gives users three additional pdf books after a successful purchase. These are:
Give your joints a chance to live again
The Anti-inflammation Diet
The Healthiest 100-Year Olds Have Longevity Tips
Arctic Blast: Final Thoughts
Arctic Blast pain relief drops are claimed to be natural analgesics and can help improve the quality of your life. Arctic Blast claims that this is an effective regimen for lower back pain and stiff neck, as well as muscle cramps and joint pains. Nutriomo Labs Pte Ltd also claims that they used only the best ingredients to create a topical painkiller with no side effects.
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