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thegreyjoyed · 3 months
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John “Soap” Mactavish as a loving and gentle husband to dear GN!reader
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Not proofread, Gn!reader is implied to be afab like,, twice, fluff!!! More fluff!!!
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Soap is an asshole to you tho !!! (Lovingly<3)
John ‘Soap’ Mactavish and you have been dating for quite awhile now, so long in fact you two aren’t even dating, you’re married.
You two got married about five months ago and when you thought your loving husband was clingy when you guys were dating, increase that by tenfold. That man is constantly touching you, holding your hand, holding your hips in both of his hands, grabbing/smacking your ass.
Right now however, you’re picking at some candy left on the coffee table, Johnny had insisted that he absolutely couldn’t get comfortable. One thing led to another, you’re both shirtless and pants less, only wearing your underwear, his head laid on your chest and pinned under the man.
You don’t mind being pinned under the man, but right now? He was snoring as loud as a damn chainsaw and looked to be drooling a bit, you were half tempted to just wake him up just so he’d shut the hell up. You love the man, but by god he is LOUD, annoying and very clingy.
“Honey bear,” you said after a few moments. Silence met you and then a loud snore. “Sweetheart,” you said a moment later after he was silent again. The same thing, silence then some loud snoring. “Johnnnnyyy dear,” you hummed, running your hand through his hair for a few moments. Still didn’t wake up, and still snoring loudly. “John?” You said, poking at him as you picked at the candy some more.
“Mactavish.” You said loudly before you just picked up his head and lightly shook it, getting a sleepy grin from your husband. He laid his head back down and then nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck. “Wa’ I snorin’?” He mumbled out slowly with a yawn.
“Very loudly, mister. You were dreaming?” You guessed as you moved to play with his hair lovingly, “Mmm, a wee lil bairn.” He grumbled out and you could feel him have a (presumably) big and goofy grin on his face. He was still pressing his face to your skin, trying to get as comfortable as he could.
“A baby?” You hummed, moving his head so you could hear him clearer. He nodded with a silly smile, “yeah, you all plump with a lil’ bairn, always wanted ‘em.” He said after a moment, kissing your neck until he sat up slowly. He stretched while sitting in your lap.
You set your hands on his legs and smiled, “Maybe at some point, I would love some with you though.” You hummed after a moment. He gave you a cheeky grin, “Should I make us coffee?” He offered then ever so “elegantly” rolled off the couch.
You let a laugh out at your husband who got up and went to the kitchen to make you and him some coffee. “Let me guess, way too much milk and sugar so it’s not even coffee?” Johnny called out, getting a no worded response, only the middle finger.
He let a laugh out, “So a yes?” He asked, “Don’ gotta respond.” He added with a snort as he made the coffee. He simply shook his head and moved on, making coffee for the two of you.
A little milk and some sugar for his coffee and too much milk and sugar for yours. He came back over to you with two mugs, sitting down with a groan, “Here ya go sweets.” He cooed, handing your coffee to you.
He pressed a kiss to your lips, a smile dancing on his lips. He began to sip at his coffee while you sipped on your own. You shifted a blanket over the two of you and snuggled up together, holding your mugs of coffee close to your chests.
“A beautiful day to spend it with my beautiful spouse.” He cooed as he pressed a gentle kiss to your temple. You simply just smiled and leaned against him. “I love you.” You said quietly, shutting your eyes as you lifted your mug to finish the rest of your coffee.
“Love you too.” He hummed to you, smiling cheekily as he rested his head on top of yours, taking your mug to set it on the coffee table. He sipped a little more at his coffee before finishing it, the mug joined yours on the table.
You both closed your eyes, resting against one and other, basking in each other’s love and warmth.
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morganpdf · 2 months
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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robinthisbank · 7 months
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TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow
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dumb-djarin · 7 months
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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aloehandsanitizer · 9 months
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l’oréal kids shampoo pngs
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agentjazzy · 2 years
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reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind
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stinglesswasp · 9 days
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Overseas 🇺🇸
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canisalbus · 3 months
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Machete would be the saddest wettest worm on a string
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Pictured here in his natural habitat.
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yoshidatommy · 26 days
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TF141 (oversimplified)
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bigguyenthusiast · 2 months
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COD P★ LINKS
Yawll……dis is horny… so like fair warning
John price
Price tying you up after he catches you disobeying him by touching yourself :(
Overstimulation with John <3
Price eating you out after a loooooong mission
More price eating pussy (the guy LITERALLY looks like him or am I tripping)
Since you like using them so much, this shouldn’t be a punishment for you, correct ?
John getting you to ride his thigh
Theres a reason why they’re his favourite
Kyle Garrick
Gaz after ruthlessly fucking you for three hours ;3
What you get for flaunting yourself in front of his mates :(
Lazy night in with gaz
Shhh don’t want anyone to hear you
Late night humping with your clingy boyfriend
Roommate! Gaz getting tired of your horny whining
Simon Riley
Just a quick reminder of where you belong
Quick polishing’
A goodbye gift
A welcome home gift
Roommate! Ghost pounding you till you wake up :(
Owner! Ghost with his lil pup
Little film for later
Gettin’ crafty
John McTavish
Riding him until he’s dumb <3
Mornin sex with Johnny boy
Self restrain
Virgin! Johnny
Just his doll
Convincing your friend, Johnny to join your live 🫣
König
Hes just too big you needed a photo for confirmation
Need your colonel to reach you a lesson?
Just a quickie before he leaves for work
Quickie part 2
Good girls beg
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amikoroyaiart · 4 months
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Caught in 4k
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shkretart · 3 months
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Just sketches
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yooo-lets-go · 3 months
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soap simp folder THIS, soap simp folder THAT, the question IS: does Ghost take photos??
He does
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elexaria · 3 months
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when you start dating johnny, you also start dating simon. they’re best friends, which means simon is also your best friend.
he’s always over at your place, and you always sit inbetween then whenever you guys watch a movie. johnny’s hand on your thigh whilst simon’s arm chills around your shoulder, his thumb gently rubbing your arm.
so its no surprise when you end up getting furiously dicked down in bed by simon, his thick girthy cock stretching your poor cunt out while you choke on johnny’s fat dick, tears in your eyes as your muffled whimpers only spur them on more. “fuckin’ hell—“ si grunts out with each bellow and pump back inside of you, his thumb reaching down to tease your swollen clit. johnny’s fingers pinch at your nipples, chuckling as he grabs at your stupidly fat tits with a satisfied growl.
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The FNAF Mikes and Vanessas watch Immortal and restless
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spiltspit · 4 months
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he was waiting for his goth bf to pick him up
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