#Still made me cackle

[violent138]

#Again unoriginal whatever whatever #Still made me cackle #Ergo you guys get to suffer #Battinson #Text post #bruce wayne #Batman #The batman

[sparx-artz]

Theres two version cuz the first one was my friend who played Raven his idea and the second was the original that I drew first🙈😆

#I saw a comic say try men and wanted to draw that lmao #but then my friend saw the sketch and told me what went through his head #and I had to do it for him #still made me cackle #yuri lowell #tales of vesperia #tov #implied #fluri #Raven #schwann oltorain

[mistysblueboxstuff]

"Boomer art" lol

#feels insulting to boomers tbh #but it still made me cackle #anti ai

[kingofsalmonids]

ATTENTION ALL SALMON:

BIG JERRY IS IN THE HOUSE

#YOU’RE LATE BIG JERRY #splatoon #splatoon 3 #salmon run #cohozuna #splatoon meme #salmonid #king salmonid #i made this post before we knew his name was joe #but honestly? i was close enough and that still makes me cackle #edit 2 his name is jaw but joe’s funnier so big joe it is

[hikaaa-bi]

sam: colin is crawling on the ground pulling out wires while muttering to himself

lena: yeah that's what he's paid to do here

#this part involuntarily made me cackle #obviously she worded it differently #but still #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers #samama khalid #tmagp lena #tmagp sam

[soup-scope]

we finally got canon ages for some of the redacted boys!!!

Samuel Collins- 29 *when turned* (technically 44 ig)

Vincent Solaire - 20 *when turned* (technically 43 ig)

Avior- Coalesced 36 years ago

Gavin- Coalesced 33 years ago

Aaron- 33 years old

David Shaw- 30 years old

Asher Talbot- 30 years old

Milo Greer- 30 years old

Lasko Moore- 29 years old

Elliot- 29 years old(???) (timeline just states he was adopted 29 years ago)

Huxley- 26

Caelum- Coalesced 24 years ago (caelum is still very much mentally a child tho. don’t be weird)

Damien- 24 years old

#ALSO A CANON LAST NAME FOR ASHER???? #erik is releasing the full timeline to non patreon havers later but i think the ages are pretty broad enough to share ethically 😭😭 #i’ll take this down tho to my notes tho if needed #asher is still def taking baabes last name tho #i read through the entire timeline i’m screaming #god the way that i realized that avior literally can’t be added to the timeline UNTIL THEY BOTH GET OUT #because time is frozen for them. so starlight probably was pulled into the hell with avior sometime during 2023 #or around then. so it’s an event for the FUTURE #anyways i’m glad erik actyally made a good portion of them ‘grown men age’ instead of them all being like 23 or smth lmao #damien being one of the youngest of the DAMN squad has me CACKLING #lasko moore. an advisor aged 27 was terrified of 22 year old Damien im crying #i ain’t gonna say anything else about the timeline until erik fully releases it but i’m frothing #redacted asmr #redacted audio #asmr boyfriend #boyfriend asmr #redactedverse #redacted gavin #redacted david #asher #redacted asher #redacted aaron #redacted elliot #redacted milo #redacted avior #redacted caelum #redacted huxley #redacted damien #redacted vincent #redacted sam

[faunandfloraas]

It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.

#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too #like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks #the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently #there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again #instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day #even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever #and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle #bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about #so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk #idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through #and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff #for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3 #anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes. #🐶

[buttdumplin]

A John Price meet-the-fam special!! This is pure, indulgent fluff.

cw: gn!reader, latine reader word count: 1.2k

When Price first meets your family, it goes over smoother than fucking water over a polished worry stone. It just is. You thought it might go like that, knowing that he’d do practically anything to make himself fit in as seamlessly as possible. But you also knew that bringing home a white guy always comes with a very specific brand of first interactions.

You prep him for the teasing that’s to come, about his accent, about his complexion, about the food he eats. John takes it all in very seriously, nodding along and asking probing questions. It’s all for your benefit, and he’s incredibly mindful of that. You don’t necessarily need to know he’s already got a plan of action, though.

By the time you arrive at the family home, you’re a little stiff, braced for the barrage of probing questions that’s to come. You can tell the family is curious, you see the tías eyeing up and down. But there’s no interrogation this time. Because John beats them to it. He’s polite and answers all the niceties as respectfully as he can. And then he immediately launches into offering up information, as cryptic as it may be. He dons that dimpled smile of his and tells them what he can.

“I’ve been at this job for a while now, but I’m retiring soon. It’s actually my personal life that I'm more invested in improving now.” 

“I’m hoping to buy a home in the very near future. Maybe like this one, a big family place. I’ve been tucking away money for it for a while now.”

“I’ve had to spend a lot of time away, but I’m really looking forward to staying home with this one.”

The tías are swooning when he makes intense eye contact with you across the table as he speaks. He’s not hiding any kind of intentions, from you or them. None of the information is particularly new to you, but hearing him say it out loud? In front of all the people important to you? It’s one thing when it’s quietly discussed in the early hours of the morning. It’s another thing entirely to hear it all said in such a permanent way.

At one point, your godmother, as entrometida as she always is, mentions she’s willing to go shopping with him if he’s ever in need of a ring, says she’s always had a good eye for your style.

“Oh, no. Se lo agradezco, pero ya no va a ser necesario,” he replies with an even bigger smile, and it’s got the women hollering. They’d take a bite out of him if they could. John carries himself with the firm confidence of knowing who he is, and they can see that. They respect it.

The tías, predictably, also do everything they can to keep you two physically apart. You’re put on comal duty, keeping you in the deep corner of the kitchen where he can’t reach you. John himself doesn’t try to reach for you, wanting to spare you the godforsaken “chiflando y aplaudiendo” even at your big age. So he keeps busy by setting the table, asking only where he can find the cups and tableware. They all ooh and aah.

“Ven? Ni se le tuvo que pedir,” they shout at the tíos, pointing at John’s busy hands.

A few questions do pop up once dinner is set. Do you eat this kind of food? Have you had this before? Do you like it? Tíos razz him into adding more and more salsa on his food, and John, knowing full well how it all ends, goes along with it. He’s managed to build up some tolerance that he’s quite proud of, but there is no way that’s saving him. He knows what he’s in for. A single bite and his face turns so red it’s almost purple, his coughing making it hard for him to get water down. The tíos laugh and he’s smiling along with them, the tías rushing to get more water and napkins and a cup of milk because “I heard this helps white people?” You swap his plate out for a new one while they’re all caught up with John, taking a few bites of food to try to match it to the dish he had before. 

A bubble of softness blooms in the room. The tías are cooing over him, consoling him after his “brave attempt.” The tíos take turns patting his back, smiling down proudly at him for having met their challenge. He smiles back at you from across the table, knowing full well what you’ve done to his food, spotting a few more veggies than he’s originally served himself. The tablecloth is long, surely they won’t spot him gently nudging your foot with his own. 

When your godfather invites him out onto the porch for a smoke, John knows it’s his time to shine. He asks you to stay inside with a wink. He brought those Cuban cigars with him for a reason, he’s sure he’ll make it through. You hold him at the door for a second longer, just enough to give him a tender kiss before sending him along. Neither of you missed the way your godfather so clearly recognizes the way John moves, his own military past helping read further into the man you’ve brought home. You know there’s a good chance of this not going perfectly. 

Ignoring the calls from your tías, you crawl to sit below the window that lets out right behind them. They both let out soft grunts as they settle into their chairs, a long hum of appreciation from your godfather clearly signaling John has opened the cigar box for him. It’s silent for a while. The only sounds come from the lighter and their soft exhalations. Then a soft rustling begins. It’s not the trees, it’s too muted for that. It’s not gravel, they aren’t going anywhere and they certainly didn’t make their getting-up grunts. No, it’s their clothes. Because they’ve come up with hand signs on the spot, across languages, so you can’t listen in. 

There’s some chuckling, surely that’s a good sign! But the low sigh coming shortly after isn’t very encouraging. You try to make sense of it somehow, but there’s no distinct rhythm to it. And suddenly you’re twelve again and trying to sneak a peek. You may not need a stool to help you, you’re tall enough to see through the window on your tiptoes. Maybe if you do it slowly, they won’t notice. So slowly it goes, your knees creaking as you inch up. Their rustling continues; good, they haven’t noticed. Yet as stealthy as you try to be, they’re both looking directly at you as you finally get eyes on them. Their smiles all too knowing. You godfather winks at you, clicking his tongue fondly. He holds a hand up before you can say anything, groaning a little as he rises. He takes a beat to look down at John. You’re all frozen for a moment. And then your godfather’s hand comes down firmly on John’s shoulder, giving him a sturdy shake. 

“Me meto antes de que la vieja huela todo este humo,” he says. It’s done. No disaster, just acceptance.

When you turn back to John, he’s already got a mad grin on his face, “See? This old white boy’s still got some moves.”

AN: I am buckled the fuck in for all this latine reader content, so yall will be seeing a whole lot more of it. Thank you again to @mikichko!!! For your support and encouragement, and your incredibly generous feedback. I'm doing this to feed us both.

Let me know if yall wanna see anything with latine reader in particular!!

#captain john price #price x reader #price x latine reader #latine reader #cod x reader #cod x latine reader #cod #my only non poly fic to date lmao #but maybe if you squint there's still room for it #and price's spanish?? fucking delicious #uses it so deliberately too #mans knows exactly what he's doing #i didn't realize this would end on the line it did and it made me fucking CACKLE #hope yall enjoy!!

[odakota-rose]

leaving this on my tumblr where i can actually find it bc i posted it on twitter last week and it's already evaporated into the void lmao

#pls do not take this seriously it took ten minutes in the crappy windows video editor but it made me cackle #doctor who #much ado about nothing #donna noble #benedick of padua #??? idk do any of them even have last names? #goddamn shakespeare messing with my tagging sensibilities #there is a 100% chance i will forget where i saved the file for this any day now so it seems safer to put it on tumblr #the real question is whether i will remember what i tagged it as #i made this #why are you still reading these tags? i'm rambling to myself at this point lol ok love you bye #my posts

[milkbreadtoast]

This is a lie actually I love Jung Yeseo in all his forms💛💜🤎 and I love Jesse Venetiaan too🥹... (but still..... 😔🫰🤎🐰)

#jung yeseo #jesse venetiaan #twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #shitpost #its true that i love yeseo in all his forms #and i love jesse's design + yeseo as jesse #(i like his palette a lot esp the purple... purple and yellow belong to him now #i love the og jesse too (thinking abt him makes me sad...) #but still.... i cant be the only one who has it bad for brown haired jung yeseo specifically #like i want to draw jesse he's pretty but #fsr i have the urge to draw jung yeseo like CONSTANTLY. #made this shitpost bc the thought is funny to me #me: biases the ''boring'' brownhaired 모태솔로 just some guy over his flashy prince form #also sidenote that first panel is so fucking funny to me OWYRJSGDJSS #DONT SHOW ME JESSES CHEST... IM CACKLING #HE HAS NO CHEST!!! shows me ce- *arrested and dragged away to the imperial prison* #gasping and wheezing for air its so funny... PFFFFTT #atp the webtoon artist has shown more fanservice of jesse than any other chara and that is so funny to me. theyre so unserious #im begging the webtoon artist to draw brown haired yeseo in his cardigan just one more time. just one more time i beg y #i wish they kept his comma bangs sidepart from the webnovel too... #my theory is that would have made him too handsome in 해그늘님’s artstyle and too many ppl would simp for him #so they had to nerf him to preserve his just some guy image #they were like on second thought its ooc for jung yeseo to know how to style his hair... just give him a bowlcut #(but he still looks gorgeous anyway) #but still... i would like to see it... but its ok. i'll just draw him instead KFJKSJS #see this is why i keep drawing him

[gloopdimension]

me:what do you think of that girl over there in a short skirt and crop top

misogynist santa claus: ho ho ho

#ripping off the freddy fazbear one but still made me cackle.

[jahiera]

she's so CUTE... LIKE A WEIRD LITTLE RAG

#creepy little rag of a goth girl .......... #lakhesis vc I Am Generally Unsettling To Small Children and Normies (has a dorky little toothy cackle-laugh) #I love how gawky this face is AUGH HGHFGHF #my heart for the slight unprettiness (still very pretty because the preset heads are but) a pointy little nose and chin and hollower cheeks #she's a bit scraggly a bit odd. harrowhark-esque in initial appeaance ambiance if this means anything to you #emrys is a gideon-coded harrow-girl and lakhesis is a harrow-coded gideon-girl. do you understand-- #and it tickles me that Gale went from Goddess Of Magic to. Wet Little Freak Sorcerer (with no respect for the gods) #some would call this a downgrade. lakhesis with her sorcerer complex however- #AND they're autism4autism. god bless. #I'm so PLEASED by the sorcerer text with gale too ..... there's such a fun balance between #genuine exchange of ideas on magic and the ways their magics are different to #Utter Verbal Violence #solid flirt to roast ratio if you will. #she was supposed to be a made on a whim 5 hrs of playtime if she got played at all and now I'm Attached... TCH. #oc. lakhesis #playing bg3

[anistarrose]

you know, I almost forgot to mention. that between For the Future's leak, and its official release, the only thing I got spoiled on was. was the fucking fact that Mattholomule's last name was Tholomule

#still made me cackle in the episode though #the owl house #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #mattholomule

[nmdstv]

steve: *bites, slams, kills and rips a demobat in two with his bare hands*

eddie: *slowly changes his handkerchief from left to right pocket*

#steddie #st #st4 #nsft #if u know u know #THE IDEA OF THIS HAPPENING IS SO FUNNY TO ME #i believe in bottom eddie supremacy #IM SO HAPPY SOME OF U FIND THIS FUNNY TOO ILY ALL FOR FINDING MY DUMB SENSE OF HUMOR FUNNY #bc i WAS laughing like a dumbass when i made this #i want u all to know eddie is STILL starting at steve when he changes the handkerchief bc i feel like it makes it funnier #LIKE dumbly starting and blindly changing it #robin IS cackling in the bg while steve stands there confused #bc WHY is robin laughing #STARING* fuck im half asleep and typing this with 1 hand #autocorrect is not my friend #ste.ddie #my pillow princess eddie agenda<3 #*

[sweetsndreams]

Mr. Cubern,

Welcome to the existential crisis that is existence.

As is protocol with JSAB blogs capable of receiving asks with 2 or less existing receivers, copious amounts of glitter will now be dispensed via an aerial bomb.

Further askage will be carried out shortly.

Have a nice day.

-Brad Semaphore

Madness Advertisements and Socialities Sector

Breaking news:

Bomb covers local town in gallons of glitter, culprit still at large.

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((They'll never be able to clean up all of that glitter))

#jsab #jsab oc #just shapes and beats #oc rp #ask the characters #jsab art #cubern #🟦 #KA-BOOM #the glittering of 2024? #my art #THIS ASK GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE THOUGH LMAOO #Welcome to existence Cubern #legend has it to this day- you can still see bits of glitter

[hanjisungz]

just a bit of sibling banter

#changbin #stray kids #skz #staysource #3rachasource #changbin gifs #skz gifs #stray kids gifs #m.gif #m.scb #someone's probably already done this but i woke up and felt like giffing so #this part made me cackle i love his sister djksjds #also don't come for me i know the blurring and text are meh #but i'm still relearning photoshop so