#THE CHAT IS SO FUNNY RIGHT NOW

[ikiprian]

Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!

They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.

The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!

The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.

The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.

Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!

#post agit but with the hc that dans ghost form stays the same! big and scary! #clark: oh! you’re a clone? here meet kon he’s also a clone! #clark: [pushes kon toward danny] teen boy clones! you should exchange instasnaps or smth. or facebooks! kids still use that to chat right? #danielle: is this identity theft. and if so. can i steal dans ID i wanna be the evil version from an alternate timeline now #dp x dc #dpxdc #prompt #dpxdc prompt #kipwrite #less of a ficlet more of an interesting observation and funny potential misunderstanding. which actually still counts now that i think of it #whatever sorry ive been busy!! #danny fenton #dark danny #danielle fenton #clark kent #kon el #jon kent #realizing now i hardly ever spell his name connor. hm

[rosekasa]

post kwami's choice marinette couldn't POSSIBLY be THAT normal about chat noir so quickly SURELY. bc i cant stop imagining adrien sitting next to his girlfriend on the bench at school while she sketches on her iPad -- STILL having not managed to even hold her hand yet -- and just as he's about to compliment how cute the little cat she just drew is she accidentally minimises the canvas and an entire gallery of self insert art of her kissing chat noir on the mouth pop up and she SHRIEKS.

#IT'S JUST SO FUNNY TO ME #the night before: chat noir if you dont kiss me on the mouth right now im going to commit domestic terrorism #12 hours later: adrien i cant say the L word.... #miraculous ladybug #adrienette #tagged:adrienette #♡alizeh talks♡

[brainrotisseriechicken]

hi....scrapped wip again. im rlly not built for color. yap incoming

sorry my productivity tanked my 7 year old laptop is nearing its final breath and im just stalling buying a new one as long as possible to not violate the boycott but she (laptop) is making this shit DIFFICULT

im gnna be so honest w yall i havent had the drive to do shit all lately like. i need dopamine kicks to function but nothings working for some reason ??? i bought a jjk book and i fucking love jjk so i should be excited but im ??? not????? fucked up how that works

#scp #scp fanart #illustration #dr clef #dr kondraki #clefdraki #scp fandom #scp foundation #fanart #not feeling so cash money rn chat #i have so many responsibilities rn but i cant muster up the want to do anything right now #monke brain needs its dopamine signals n when i go out of my way to do something and feel nothing afterwards its like #???? #like what the hell #i love these assholes though #funny thing actually a family member tried to kill me once and i was just really sad i couldn't make more clefdraki art #i dont know how long thats staying in the tags LMAOOO #i dont know how long this ones staying up either but whateva #fuck it we ball #don't suggest drugs by the way i don't even have the drive for that #unfinished art #would anyone b interested in balefire art ...... #i say as if id finish anything at all

[raycatz]

I'm not including a situation where someone might be injured because in that case I'm thinking the bed goes to them by default or they are nominated for it. anyone who wants to be chatty goes to join the living room floor gang.

What are your thoughts and headcanons? Do you have thoughts on how the boys tend to approach assigning beds in inns? Who do the chain choose to sleep near when camping and why? What are their dynamics like when settling down for the night and getting ready for the day?

In "Mirror Vs Open Closet Door: Fight!" by Gintrinsic (here) Four refers to the chain's decision on how to split up between inn rooms as the "Link-per-room ratio" which I find very funny. He, Sky, and Time also talk about their thought process behind why they do or don't want to sleep in a room with some of the others which I find fun and interesting.

So! If you have thoughts and want to share them! *gestures to the post!*

#linked universe #linkeduniverse #alrighty! now for my answers- #for the ranch question I think it varies which is why I'm asking in a poll. What do you think happens most often though? #each answer is a fun scenario so it's difficult to choose #but I think they'd try to act politely around Malon and Time for the first couple visits with straws or rock paper scissors #or showing generosity by offering the bed to someone else. (I bet Malon saying they're charming is quite the incentive #for more possible compliments. The chain as a whole would want to prove her right xD ) #Once they're more comfortable in the house though I can totally see Wind and Legend making a mad dash for it while Wars yells after them xD #Wind probably ends up sharing with Four a lot since they're the littles #or Wind snuggles in with Wars Legend Wild etc #Wild and Twi/Wolfie have claimed the spot on the floor by the fireplace. #For inn rooms / castle rooms / camping - I tend to group them by how they're grouped a lot already #but a lil mixed up #Time - Sky - Wars are the good rest trio. they want a good night's rest please let them get their beauty sleep. often joined by Four #Wars goes between this group and wherever Legend is depending on how chatty he is that night. #Twi - Wild - Hyrule are snuggle/proximity buddies #Legend is attached to Hyrule's hip or sets up near Warriors to gossip and gripe. I can also see him setting up near Wild #in the eye of the storm as it were or just an interesting place to be. Wild and Hyrule can get to chatting about everything and anything #so if Legend wants background noise (Hyrule and Wild podcast omg)- #or a conversation he can be half a part of and jump in and out of while getting ready for the night or in the mornings- #this is a good place to be. add Wind and things get a bit more chaotic. #Wind gravitates to Wars and Legend too when curious and chatty. He gravitates towards Time when he wants something calmer. #Four tends to be near Sky or Twi or to Legend's group for the same reasons #I can see Four and Twi having a little book club going during downtimes where they talk about what they're reading. Sky likes to listen. <3 #Wind thinks they're nerds but so is he and he can't resist a good story so he orbits and sometimes settles in and peppers questions. #it's funny that Time Sky and Wars want to sleep the most but Legend follows Wars to chat (and ends up bringing people with him xD ) #there could be some conflict there oooo #Twi is by Time #it's almost a circle but with clusters of sleeping bags near on top of each other and filling the gaps

[todayisafridaynight]

seeing info only about the kiryu and majima statuettes but absolute radio silence on the ichi one is utterly sending me. Theyre hiding the fact theyre gonna make ichi pale as a cracker again

#snap chats #theyre in the lab making a skin tone with melanin in it for once im SCREAMING #JUST LET ME SEE MY BOY PAINTED LET ME SEE HOW BAD THE DAMAGE IS #whether i spend $150 is entirely dependent on if ichi is pale or not and im so serious its why i didnt get his plushie #anyways i got hate crimed today i was getting lunch with my dumbass friend WHICH. I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I DO #CAUSE WE JUST SIT IN DEAD SILENCE AND SHES TERRIBLE AT CONVERSATION RIGHT anyway. #we were getting lunch and her prof ask her like ‘oh are you on a date <3’ like prof i would rather kms !!!! then go on a date with this gir #literally my biggest fear i hope people dont think we’re dating id actually drop out #‘snap you make her sound awful’ because she is and i dont feel bad about bullying her anymore NO LISTEN #WE WERE PLAYING Y7 LAST NIGHT AND SHE BUTT DIALS HER FRIEND. LIKE A DUMBASS. #AND DEADASS ME AND HER FRIEND JUST TALK ON HER PHONE ABOUT HOW MUCH SHE SUCKS.. WHILE SHES SITTING RIGHT THERE. #i felt so validated cause everything he was complaining about id complain about like oohhhh my god i should meet him #hes the guy that called me that invincible character. and mystery man. i think i talked about this already wait— #ITS STILL FUNNY TO ME IDC ive never felt so seen in my life. why an i friends with this girl idk we’ll figure out one day #right now i want. ichi statue to be real and tanned #ok bye i have class soon

[tomfrogisblue]

as a crow at heart, I am celebrating the anniversary the best way I know how

pulling up each of the three movie night vods and crying into my cereal over pixel eggs and lil cube guys

#THE START OF THE VALENTINE'S DAY ONE IS STILL SO OUT OF POCKET - lmao whatever admin did that ur legit so funny #qsmp #qsmp 2024 #philza giggling as he watches us cry into his chat over the ANGST (and fit being just like “YOUR FUCKING FANS PHIL!” #meanwhile right now phil is just chilling w mumza in stardew valley as i cry over his lil cubito and his big minecraft family #qsmp lore #THE ANGST IS STRONG AND I AM NOT #THE NOSTALGIA OVER THE OLD ISLAND IS ALSO KICKING MY ASS - GODDAMMIT I MISS THAT PLACE #the new island is cool but i dont think it can compete with the comfort of phils wall house or foolishs dragon or cellbits castle or

[orcelito]

Salty bitch in me sooooo satisfied by the fact that I probably make more money than the person who made my life hell last year lmfaooooo

#speculation nation #chatting with a coworker about how they ended up seeing her by chance #and she Asked about me. she seemed so preoccupied with me Specifically it seems! #and she apparently mentioned how shed consider coming back here and im just loke #lmfaoooooo girl im in charge of the hiring now and there is no WAY id hire her back #even without the personal grievances. she just caused some Real problems. like hell id accept her back. #but also she was a total BITCH to me. like really fucking nasty. and yeah maybe im still holding a grudge about it! #im a chill person but when someone makes me cry that hard for that long TWICE #yeah fuckin right id hire you back. keep dreaming. #anyways ive just been hanging out at work and chatting Whoops hfkshfj #my shift ended an hour and a half ago. i really should be going home soon. #the good news is i should be able to secure the lease renewal for only $40 more than the original renewal offer #the bad news is they havent replied since sending that which means its not in writing yet #WHICH MEANS the showing is still on for tomorrow. ugh. #which means i need to clean. blegh. #i guess having the pressure to clean isnt the worst but i really dont wanna lmaooo #at least i do have tomorrow off. i can make it work... #but yea my anxiety is a lot more manageable now. tempered by the satisfaction of being better paid than an old enemy #IT'S KIND OF FUNNY to call her that but she kind of is. it was mostly 1 sided bc she took issue with Me #i was fine being friendly work acquaintances but noooo she had to go and make my life fucking hell for several months #the social atmosphere has changed man. im not letting a snake back in. #im a nice person but i am a Resentful person. if youve wronged me i am never fucking forgetting. #but yeah i make more money than her ❤️ yay ❤️

[inkmaze]

being nb and having gone thru medical transition and """"passing""""" as cis and not bothering to clarify pronouns+gender (they/them + nb) unless like. asked. like haha let's see what u assume about me. let's go. I'll be listening.

#txt #its mostly outta laziness. i cbf sorting out my pronouns unless we're close or u ask. #bc i cant be bothered explaining they/them to ppl. especially bc now ppl assume im an effeminate cis gay guy. like uh. #i mean ur on the right track but also so off course. #at least i ASSUME thats what ppl think about me. they def dont think im a str8 cis man anyway #anyway being a nb bi is funny sometimes but also as expected still v tiring #also im like super open abt chatting abt this stuff its not like im super stealth or anything #(not that thats a bad thing to be!!) #but like. yeah the way ppl assume etc gender n experiences etc etc.

[risingsunresistance]

he's gaming

#it's late so i went to turn the lamp on #except the lamp is REALLY bright so i usually throw some shorts over them to like. filter the light a bit #but these shorts are hot pink and the lighting in here is just RED now jhdjdj #idk how visible it is in this picture but it's really funny when ur actually in here #wanted to take a picture of him while he is Pink #he's beside me rn bc we dont have anywhere to put him rn D: #he keeps getting shoved around when he's in the way. right now he's the holder of the joycons #chat

[thefloorisbalaclava]

..

#so i'm part of the mrballen server #and one time we had a joke about starting a matchmaking channel #so people could say they met and fell in love in a discord server #it was funny and after that we just carried on as usual #then one day i get a message from a guy who's in the server #and he's introducing himself and whatnot #i thought it would be like we chat every now and then type thing but like... #it's so much more #i literally made a joke about matchmaking in the server and i'm dating someone from the server now 🤣 #he lives in ny so we were able to meet pretty easily #and y'all...he is FOINE #he's Ukrainian and so shy about his English but it's fine lol #he does construction #right now he's in the Philippines for 3 weeks building a fucking oil rig and I've been worried since he left #but he messages me every day though there's a 12 hour time difference #i really like him y'all #he's a single dad of 2 daughters and he's so amazing with them #he's a few years older than me which I prefer #he's just an all around good guy #and i wouldn't mind if things got a bit more serious between us...

[starpros-sunshine]

Also I have to confess when Eichi does the the "I've heard usually people do this and this" or anything in that vein as a statement it's so real to me

#speaking as someone who learned most of their way of existing from tv and movies ans audio books and audio dramas. #I wasn't confined to a hospital bed I was just very enamored with movies and TV shows and audio dramas #and never really interested in interacting with other kids #and I'm an only child #and my social life began around this winter when people started celebrating their birthdays and inviting me and hanging out and inviting me #before that I never did anything with my friend acquaintances #We're too close to be acquaintances but i don't like labeling people as friends it puts an obligation on the relationship #there's one of them i genuinely consider a friend but we mostly talk about our interests and that's where it stops #she's the only one I talk with outside of the shared WhatsApp chat and ever since her number one friend found another number one friend #We've started talking more because what else am I supposed to do #it's nice. I'm a tea drinker now. #somewhat #in movies they always have bigger friend groups but i cant manage that many relationships at once #so it's better if I reserve the term friend for people who I actually talk to outside of certain contexts #but yeah it's so interesting when life imitates art #teenagers are supposed to get drunk right recently I accidentally got drunk enough to deliver the finishing blow to an already weak glass #never doing that again imagine the things I could've revealed about myself #but it's a fascinating experience because now I can look at that in fiction and understand!! #and I've been told I'm a bit cartoonish in the way I carry myself #which is a little funny to me because I as a person am pretty apathetic to a Lot of things #few things that make me happy a lot of things that annoy me and the rest is jusg kind of in the soup #but it's fine rhats just what being normal is like i guess #i should sleep it's lateeeeee and I need to get up early tomorrow. #regrettably #enjoy the tags while you still can because those things will be going down with this post in a few hours when I'm awake again and #less uncomfortable with sharing any kind of personal information

[easia]

I AM BACK INTO THE SAATFF THAT LIVES SPECIFICALLY IN MY HEAD.

Canon who? Joking! Just joking! But even now, after what? 3, maybe 4, years I still want to cry at what we could've had if Rook and Kane were who they originally said they were 😒 😭.

Rook could've been such a good adult character for the boys! You can have someone be full of chaos without them being evil! It would've been so fun!!!! 😭😤

And Kane, I don't mind him being a part of Epsilon because it definitely brings in more flavor to the show and character dynamics but, imagine if the combined energies of Rook, Jake, Nathan, and Ricardo had started to make him doubt his goals? What if he decided that chaos was a little necessary?

WHAT IF HE WANTED TO ACTUALLY BE ROOK'S FRIEND!?!? 😭😭😭

#easia speaks #don't mind me; i am just chit-chatting #i have fallen back into the pit that is saatff and i will NOT be climbing out until i feel good and ready to! 😤 #saatff #stretch armstrong and the flex fighters #i am so focused on Rook and Kane right now that it isn’t even funny (it is)

[twistedappletree]

😭😭😭😭

#jin ling being a sect leader and having his own jin ducklings following him around #which would’ve annoyed the piss out of him when he was younger #but he’s so used to it now that it actually feels weird and wrong when the kiddos aren’t behind him #chatting excitedly about learning for the day #that’s literally what I’m writing right now and let me tell you #MY HEART #AKSBAKJSAKJDJAJ #one of the Jin disciples is actually an orphan like JL who he took in sort of like LSZ was taken in by the lans #and he’s such a good bean like the best best bean he even takes fairy for her daily walks lmAO #oh my god this fic is gonna be SO fun there’s just so many endless cute and funny elements #with literally everyone #more separation and exploration of each individual character in their different situations too #which is one of my favorite things to write ngl #apple babble 🍎 #fic musings

[todayisafridaynight]

they could not have chosen ANY MORE different games to make this point

#snap chats #IM CRYING THO 1.) KIRBY AND KIRYU IN THE SAME PICTURE YIPPEEEEE #2.) I JUST SNORTED BEING REMINDED OF THE TIME I SPECIFICALLY REFERENCE KIRBY BEING ANGRIER #IN RESPONSE TO THAT ONE ASK MASU SENT ABOUT SAWASHIRO #AND HOW HE WAS PORTRAYED MORE AGGRESSIVELY IN THE STATES LIKE JAER JERLKAJ #also omg y3... hi lovr... #idc i love the Unreasoanbly Edgy USification of box art it appeals to the shadow the hedgehog lover in me #oh yeah. also. i got here in the first place cause my desperate ass WAS looking up how much itd cost to buy physical discs #and i stumbled on the jp box art of y7 and its so fuckin funny but like i also get it but also lol #CAUSE YK ON THE ART YOUVE GOT NANBA/ARAKAWA/SAWASHIRO LIKE. SPECIFICALLY FRAMED YEAH #on one hand i get it from the approach of 'oh hey you guys know these actors right check it' #and then theres also the approach of 'these three characters will cause SOME form of major conflict for ichi' #BUT ITS JSUT SO FUNNY LIKE nanba so tf are you doing there. come back here. #like at least for most of the game arakawa's suspicious but nanba chills with us for like. ok only like four chapters BUT STILL #the cover also makes me laugh cause of arakawa cause like. Perpetual Peepaw Syndrome IM SORRY HE JUST LOOKS CUTE #like pops you are not fooling anyone.. you cannot intimidate me im sorry.... ily... #funny as hell... #ok im gonna try drawing now fr bye #i hope my bitchass friend gets back to me soon i wanna play y3 on stream so bad... #i could try from my laptop but its SOOO slow. like its consistent but its like playing in slow motion #so id prefer to see if i could play it on my ps4 and then use my capture card to stream it to computer yk.. #ok im rambling again BYE

[m1d-45]

Sibling God Idea Anon again (can I just call myself Sibling Anon from now on?) here to say that the Xiao fic? His shoulder can't hurt as much as my heart does after reading that, oofs. Well done as always, my friend!

of course you can!

and thanks for the compliment! im glad you enjoyed it, it felt kinda rushed to me haha

(also your heart has harsh competition his arm would have been dislocated if he were any mortal man /lh)

#m1d : [chats] #sibling anon #< !!!! new anon baby!!!!! #oof imma have to go back and tag all ur stuff now #hhhhh problem for future me ig #i am Remarkably Sleepy rn so. later. 100% later. #mmmmmmm my joke isn’t being worded right……. hhhhhh #i hate the english language it’s too late for me to try and be funny #pls just accept that was meant to be a joke my liege #🙏🙏🙏

[vilwil-brr]

Etho eating pie the whole time, and either being the terrifying detective or immediately being caught and killing himself trying to last ditch assassinate someone. Saying his favorite ‘Disney’ movie is WALL-E which set Scar (and Tango) off. Talking trash about Star Wars to Scar and then immediately being killed. Iconic

​also the comedy of errors that was scars jester win, can we talk about that?

#my new staple - we have mcc posts now there’s friday night stabby posts <3 #also scar?? getting one of the only imposter wins??? king shit #and his jester win my god #it’s so fucking funny. trying so hard to be sus and thinking he’s failing. impulse being the only imposter against everyone #pearl who’s convinced scar is imposter but impulse goes by and kills pearl right before she gets the sheriff kill #scar who stands there on the body and somehow still doesn’t get voted out there #it was fucking hilarious when him and etho were imposter and etho was the one immediately caught. what a time #tango saying wall-e was garbage and everyone immediately deciding to kill him and skip vote several rounds. dare I say deserved #will babbles #also I’m loving post stabby chat with tango. j vibin #fri night stabby