#THE MATH DOESNT ADD UP

[kokokabana]

a 10-year long relationship with your high school sweetheart with whom you’re about to seal the deal

equals

a “friendship” with basically a stranger you’ve just met in-gamewise like a few weeks ago

#THE MATH DOESNT ADD UP #hugo hornsby #marco bottazzi #lovelink hugo #lovelink marco #ludia lovelink #lovelink #kikkis.blabbering #kikkis.swiping #kikkis.stuff

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Me if you even care :3

Guys I beg you go google the Blunt-headed tree snake it's so silly looking, the anatomical oposite of the Arabian sand boa which you should also google to get a good chuckle and wish to see a goofy looking snake for the day

#one wonders what a snake mobian would look like #would they have legs would they not #realistically i need you to know that snakes are generaly only like 10% neck 85% body and 5% tail #dont correct me on if the math doesnt add up I know what I mean #point is realistic legs would look goofy as hell #so no legs #idk man I layed my eyes on the blunt headeded tree snake and immiditely found my spirit animal #just #in a perpetual state of anxienty and fish eye perspective #me fr #and the fact that theyre only like meter long while every photo of them just gives the impression that theres no end to them #anxienty shoelaces as I like to call them #i wont draw this thang ever again Im almost sure but Im glad they finally exist and are out of my head :] #me does arts #actually finished doodl #sonic oc #sonic sona #snakes #shoelace the snake

[btnclmrttn]

Back at it again. New fandom, new blogs that contain 18+ content with 18- characters

#to name a few #undertale #homestuck #black butler #jujitsu kaisen #definitely more #boku no hero academia #math was not my strong suit but this doesnt seem to add up #yall disgust me #full disrespect

[tdalejandro]

Can people say saying that td23 cast is gen 1-3 + rr children PLEASE

#do some math!! #it doesnt add up!!!!

[theamberwizard]

‘gen z has so much performative activism’

75% of gen zers can’t drink legally. 62.5% of us are still minors. hell, 44.8% of us can’t fucking drive yet.

considering 1997, 1998 and 1999 babies often don’t even associate with that generation label (my 2001 sibling likes to pretend he’s not gen z either) those numbers go up to 92.3%, 76.9% and 53.8% respectively.

generation labels are dumb, and are normally used to just make fun of how ‘kids now days’ act or how old people don’t understand anything. both of these jokes are 1) unfunny 2) overused and 3) wrong. yes, the new generations will always make fun of their predecessors, probably because they’re teenagers. and yeah, older generations will always feel kinda left behind because of the new wave of things they didn’t experience when they were kids.

this doesn’t mean we need to be ‘waging generational war’ (which is just. such a ridiculous idea that i kinda love it ngl) or being mean to people irl because of our preconceived notions of how generations act.

and if you are gonna make fun of such a huge group of people, maybe think critically about it for more than 3 seconds

#couple details i’ll add in the tags: #1) the stats i cited are just me pulling out a calculator and looking up the ages for gen z #there might be differences between how many 9 yr olds there are and how many 19 yr olds there are #i dont wanna spend any more time on doing math today tho #school is out for a REASON #2) the ex i pulled is making fun of gen z #HOWEVER #we can also like #not make fun of old people? #they get so screwed over bc of our countrys abysmal healthcare #and declining population rates #ik the baby boomers fucked over a lot for ys #but that doesnt mean each individual boomer played that part #anyways yeah #generations #gen z post #gen z #millenials #gen x #baby boomer generation #baby boomers #gen z vs boomers #gen z vs millenials

[nomaishuttle]

comparison (new on left old on right)

#As you can see i was mainly working ln fixing the distortion on the poles i did get a bittt carried away and add like a ton of oand but its #ok. also i did the math and its sitting at abt 40:60 land water ratio #rly its 41:59 but 40 60 is far easier #ive also still got to add rivers.. i have a few lakes as you can see but i haven't gone through and added rivers yet #ill probably have to do mountains first then rivers.... #ive also been thinking abt making a sideblog solely for worldbuilding posts but im shy LOL so itd probably judt be 4 me #i wouldnt be opposed to sharing it with anybody whos interested i just dont think anybody rly is... #im also working more on the language its kiiiind of rly frustrating me.. #i also have gaught to add a new island in the middle of the ocean bc ive been thinking while at work. but idk if i Actually want to use #those thoughts 4 this or keep them seperate.. whatevrr #but yeah. as mentioned the edits arent perfect yrt theyre kind of difficult to do 😭😭 map to globe doesnt allow you to draw directly On #the globe and the umm. sketch thing they have is kind of rlly annoying #like you can colorpick Once. but after that you have to reload the page to colorpick again #+ the likee. drawing you do on it is super artifacted and weird... + theres no way to just get the finished image idt. i may be wrong #but yes. anyways if i do make the sodeblog i wanna name it after the world but the issue is the world doesnt have a name 💀 #and to make the name i need to work on the primary conlang some more 😭😭😭 but its frustrating me i think its bc i started with the #written form which like. every guide im looking at says you shouldnt do that 💀 #so i might just scrap it and start from the ground up

[sunliv]

(Dc and dp crossover anon)OH THANK GOD I knew you rb'ing a ship like that had to be a mistake,i was like 'Liv would never'😭I've seen the Jason/Jazz shippers say 'It's an au so it's okay to screw around with ages🙄' like girl what is this???V*ltron????Jason's not into minors,leave my man alone💀

i’m glad you recognized it and pointed it out to me!! i really hadn’t thought abt it, and i’m very thankful for you telling me!! it makes me super uncomfortable, glad you sent a message!!! also thank you🥺🥺i’m so touched u know me so well you were so sure it was a mistake!! thank you <333

#im really very thankful! the math SO doesnt add up and SOMEONE here is wrong #bc either damian and danny are like 13/14 while jazz is 16 ans jason is like 21 #OR jazz is like 20 w jason being ~21 while DANNY is 18 and dami is like 14 max. something is wrong here. #so thank you. it’s. uncomfortable to say the least #ans also thank you🥺🥺🥺 #im v glad u sent an ask too before anything!! #and also its very sweet of u thank you<333 #mailbox #anon

[officialbillhader]

Watch out australians, im only 8 hours behind you instead of the normal 14

#awesomepie3221 #this math doesnt add up #change 14 to 13

[jojolimons]

boo someone went on the internet and told lies

#limon talks #wanted to believe the 69696 until june ninth 2026 thing #alas the math doesnt add up

[stamplerfag]

the timeline on willy being a child in mountains of dadness doesnt actually. make a ton of sense, as far as im concerned (not that this is news) but the image of him as a child is too compelling for me not to play with

#im only thru ep 1. but they already call him a cat murderer and he answers the phone #he cant be younger than 6-9 #and this is in 1939. #i guesstimated that he'd be married between like 24-35 #and only gotten married in the first place because of ron being born #they joke about it being the 80s in the flashback episodes but that makes the most sense if the show was supposed to take place #in the modern year (2019-2020ish) #so like. if ron was born in 1980 or so #like i just cant picture willy being. not even just like 41 but probably. like 47-50?? no. #i know it wasnt meant to be taken so seriously im just glad he makes an appearance even if the math doesnt add up right #.dxt

[autisticlee]

when you're so awkwardly autistic and bad at people and talking that no one will even trust you to do a thing that's a special interest/you are passionate about/work harder than anyone else at/are actually really good at 😔 i wish my skills and hard work woukd speak for themselves, but the undesirable autism traits seem to permeate through and overshadows everything.

does this happen to anyone else? is this a common autistic experience? or is this a me thing?

#autistic #autism #actually autistic #photographer is one of the only things i enjoy and am good at. only got asked and was able to do 4 shoots for peoppe in 12 YEARS #i practically beg people to let me do photos for them and they either ignore me. forget about me. or asl someone else. #ITS SO FRUSTRATING AND DISHEARTENING. WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?!?!?! WHY DO PEOPLE DISLIKE ME THIS MUCH THEY EONT TRUST ME TO DO THE ONE #IM ACTUALLY GOOD AT AND LOVE TO DO?!?!???? #im so tired. i should give up #lee rants #im assuming the reason is being autistic and doing socializing wrong so people are weirded out and think ew gross no #i dont know what other reason there could be!!!!!!! my skills as a photographer have been acknowledged and praised many time!! #unless that is fake praise and im actually bad at it. but then why have i won multiple awards/contests???? things arent addding up #so this has to be it right....some people are genius gifted autistics and their skills overshadow. but either im still not good enough #or it depends on what skill it is. like if its one of those “useful” ones like math or something idk. photography and art are not “useful” #so they rather choose a talkative neurotypical over me every time since it doesnt take a genius to take decent acceptable pictures. #S I G H S #i hate it here. stop the planet i want off

[chaoticallyclorox]

how to tell my math teacher he’s being a clown and to give me my damn points rn or so help me god

#IT DOESNT ADD UP #AND THIS IS MATH CLASS #I need an 80 come on mannn

[tempest-toss]

Wait whomst voted for the blank option? Why does it have more votes (25%) than the WVBC (about 16%)

#mun muses #i may suck at math but this doesnt add up))

[kirkwallsquad]

uh oh, everyone! in addition to my suddenly increased back pain, my worsening cough, and my uterine cramps, i am now nauseous! what the fuck!

#glances at my monthly calender to do period math: THIS SHIT DOESNT ADD UP #augh. the agonies. #max.txt

[electroniccollectiondonut]

How the fuck does anyone get addicted to adrenaline? I feel like I'm dying every single fucking time

#idk maybe its just bc ive never had an adrenaline rush in association with a positive situation but like #the feeling of #oh god this is literally life or death have to do somthing right now and it better be the right decision or there will be dire consequences #in conjunction with heart pounding terror and uncontrollably trembling legs #and a level of instant alertness akin to getting a shot of espresso directly into your bloodstream #does not add up to an experience that is in any way even the slightest bit pleasant #and then theres the fact that the comedown ruins the next 2-6 hours #like even the fact that it overrides my chronic pain doesnt even BEGIN to make me want to do that at any point ever again #in fact that might even be another point against it because at least when i hurt i know my body is there #when im on an adrenaline tush either im shaking all over or my physical body is the least of my concerns #also! it makes me bad at math and logic and fine motor functions

[old-knightsvow]

I HATE GREGS GAY DAD but also my two cents r that he should be played by mr skeet ulrich bc thats what he looks like in my head. it might be bc i have watched too much riverdale lately but i genuinely think its quite fitting. he does look like an absentee gay dad

#txt #id have agreed on mr lee pace but hes likes....40....the math doesnt add up #i also saw someone suggest KEANU once which was rlly funny honestly