#THEYD MAKE ME A STAR

[thekingofspin]

I've had this on repeat for 2 weeks.

PLEASE IM A STAR

I cant stop listening to noah kahan it's becoming a problem.

#noah kahan #music #stick season #well all be here forever #false confidence #maine #please im a star #IF ONLY THERE WERE CAMERAS IN THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS #THEYD MAKE ME A STAR #THEYD MAKE ME A STARRRR

[baylardian-1]

kirsten beyer give me more Kathryn And Chakotay Being Flirty And In Love And Hiding It Badly From Their Crew please challenge

#could situate this in a variety of places but being a freak im going to slap that ETERNAL TIDE/PROTECTORS label on it hahaha #i yearn for them making out in a jeffries tube and taking their clothes off and someone catching them doing it #YOU CANT TELL ME THEYD BE GOOD AT HIDING THEIR LOVE AFTER THEYVE BEEN HOLDING THIS OFF FOR A DECADE!!!!!!!!! #My Art #Kathryn Janeway #Chakotay #The Eternal Tide #Protectors #First Splinter Timeline #Star Trek: Voyager #Threshold #AU #Human

[heirtotheempire]

What really stood out to me the most this time around was how Anakin was portrayed. I doubt this is what they were really going for, but I choose to believe that even in death he pretends the Clone Wars is still happening. He was a war hero, he was happy, despite the horrors happening around him. It's like he is happy to let the galaxy suffer if it means he can live in the past. He ignores what he became, and failed to recognize his mistakes.

His death in ROTJ and murder of Palpatine (ignoring what the sequels say) isn't what redeems him. Changing his ways and committing to a better mindset would help him become better. But, even in death, he romanticizes his 'glory days' and forces Ahsoka to relive it.

If you view the environment as Anakin's creation then the fogginess of it could imply he doesn't even consider the others around him, the whole world is focused on him in his eyes.

Of course at the end of that sequence it's implied it was a test and Anakin was just joshing around. But I like the idea that hes still the same insecure little egomaniac that he was in life. It's an interesting way to view him.

#im not what one would call anti anakin bc i dont like. hate anakins existence #but i dont think hes a good person and i dont think we should pretend he us #also do Not get me started on the lighting in the entire tcw segment it made me so mad #i get why theyd make it foggy and thats not the issue #they could have made it better yaknow #idk thats more of a nitpick. i used to volunteer for theater lightwork do its one of those weird things im odd about #ahsoka series spoilers #ahsoka series episode 5 spoilers #star wars #anakin skywalker #there's a lot more i could say about this ep but im gonna keep this post focused on this one part rn

[marklikely]

you guys know that phenomenon where dudes will be like "women aren't funny" but its just bc when a woman makes a joke they don't get it and take her seriously and just think she's like an idiot? like a woman will say smth silly as a joke and they'll just be like "smh you can't be serious you're so stupid" bc theyd rather think a woman is stupid than think that she's just saying it to be funny.

i feel like thats what happens in the reviews every time a woman tries to direct a campy b movie right now.

#look at the ratings of like. a cheesy b horror movie from the last couple years directed by a woman #vs directed by a man #the reviews for the ones by women are all like avg rating 1.8 stars plot holes the dialogue wasnt realistic its not an elevated drama #vs directed by a man its like avg 3.0 stars a fun romp a delightful ride packed with hilarity don't take it too seriously #with the bonus that usually the one by men is not actually even a fun romp it sucks #anyway. i think its the same as the women aren't funny thing. #the urge to just like dismiss women making things for fun and for camp to be like ACTUALLY THIS IS NOT GOOD BY SERIOUS STANDARDS #avpost #the only way they'll praise a woman's movie (that's not about male characters) is if its a flawless prestige drama #but women aren't allowed to make silly campy movies. at least not if it also is about women. #bc if you do that they will trash you for not making the next shawshank or some shit. #god forbid you be a woman having fun etc. they just cannot comprehend it #theyd rather believe you're an idiot who can't write. than to just believe that you made the movie to be a fun ride. #and the best that we fans of these movies can hope for is that they get the jennifers body treatment in 10 years and become beloved later #yknow after many years of being trashed unfairly for liking them. ive had dudes harass me on lbxd for defending some of these lmao

[definitelyuseless]

i dont even care if it makes me a killjoy i still hate astrology

#like i know you dont actually have to believe it i guess most people probably dont #the entire concept still makes me uncomfortable you cant tell me what i am like that not even just for fun #its not even the idea of the planets controlling your behaviour/personality #its the idea that when you were born does #i dont know why im weird about it but i hate that sort of 'determinism' it goes against literally the point of being human #i mean out of all the non-scientific things you could believe in this one is pretty lame #like really imagine going out of everything im going to decide in the power of birthdays to decide your personality #it would be more tolerable if you could choose your star sign instead of being assigned one at random #then theyd merely be insufferable #although i do know in reality thats probably what theyre like not that ive talked to any but i doubt they literally believe it #but still why choose that #id be more likely to believe in fate or destiny or something even than that really

[bunnyb34r]

Work: BIG EVENT BIG EVENT BIG EVENT COMING UP!!! EVERYBODY MAKE YOUR SECTIONS NEAT AND FUUUULLLLL!

Also work: um could you work in not your dept today? 👉👈 UwU

Like okay well it's gonna look like shit in clothing but whatever

#they took [relative coworker] not me but that left JUST ME in clothing this morning so i just made my area look really nice shdhdhdhhd #theres an end cap thats utterly destroyed but it's in womens so not my problem lol i dont touch that shit if i can help it #but they also blocked MY endcap with pallets so i had to shimmy my ass between that and the table to fix that bc you know theyd bitch #if the endcap was bad bc it has an event item on it so i gotta make it look neat and keep restocking #spiderman bc thats the ONLY one people want sgdgdgdg no one wants star wars only spiderman! but i do get it lmao #marquilla #work talk

[flovverworks]

didnt think many things could get close to out-romancing nero's egg event but i read brads vday card. after alrdy knowing SOMETHING happens in there cuz ive been in the bradaki tags and there was shippy art with the words 'spoilers for his card story' which caused immediate 'what part is the spoiler?!??!' chaos.

heres a flower ppl give the person theyre romantically interested in to make their interest official (akira notes that its like giving a bouquet of roses to propose). theyre watching a squirrel trying to get the attention of another squirrel so its not like brad picked it himself but he then puts it in akiras hair (and akiras description of his smile goes 'as if hes offering me a bouquet').

i dont think i can do this anymore

#stardust speaking ! #for the record the egg event is the one about rare magic eggs that can only be hatched by being carefully cared for with magic #and whats hatched is a representation of your heart (or something similiar???? forgot the exact thing) as a silver object #and when akiras asked what theyd like/think theirs would be (cuz they cant get one anyway cuz magic-less) and they go 'a silverspoon maybe? #cuz i heard eating icecream from those are the best' and everyones like 'what.....(charmed)' #and heath DOES explain other meanings of silver spoons including things in the line of wishing good health for the ones around u #guess what neros egg ends up hatching as. and guess what he gives akira #brad and nero makes me ill (positive) #hold on i rmbrd the leno card where he fakes forgetting something on the mountain so they can stay and watch the stars #i need to reread his bday card from last yr too #GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #also i rly like whenever murr & brad interacts LOL i read the wine event recently and just. those 2 betting on things& hanging out. lov it #(the training ep for brads vday card too.............akiraaaaaaaaaa

[arolesbianism]

Oh also the sekai april fools stuff is pretty cool. Haruka 👍

#rat rambles #sekai posting #its like Ive always belived haruka is indeed ugly man coded <3 #also rip to ichika for being stuck in the l/n zone I wish they would let you free #also rip to the soft singer squad in the 26 corner for getting a song that doesnt rly work with them </3 #I mean I wouldnt have liked it either way but thats just because I dont like mafuyu singing #the boo cover is adorable tho I love the mv sm #also congrats to the alien alien cover for having the most doomed toxic yuri squad of characters Ive seen yet #theyd all ruin eachother I think #and then we have whatever hell kanade is in being forced to sing a mmj song again #hey at least ena got to sing a song that her sister has sung again <3 (<- deluded) #oh speaking of!!! vbs is covering a song roselia has covered!!!! fucking finally!!!!!!!!! #well ok technically theres a butterfly on your right shoulder cover with an and kohane but thats not relevant to my desires #I need the stupid ugly ginger boy to sing the songs his stupid ugly sister has sung for the sake of my mental health #if he ever gets a solo for it then me and my sibling can die happy #not because itd be good itd probably suck absolute ass but thats not the point the roselia cover also sucks absolute ass #the point is that we could make them sing together and be very happy and scream and cry abt how normal we are #if only the stars would align to let all three sing together then my life would be complete #ideally for a song where they all sound at least decent but that's a tough order with these three #anyways I need to shower

[rebubblingishti]

THUNDERBOLT MIKU FIGURE IS REAL!!!!!

and also $400.......

#vocaloid #ishti says a thing #her and digital stars miku so expensiiive #I WAS HOPING THEYD MAKE A FIGURE B/C SHE WAS SO P[RETTY AND COOL of course a figure that nice is that expensive..... #I DONT HAVE THAR KIND O F MONEY ANDI FEEL BAD ASKING FOR IT #thunderbolt miku.....save me.....thunderbolt miku figure save me....

[mihotose]

sorry i just watched yuina sing edelstein and had to take a break bc i still cant fucking believe she lost to liella with This

#gemitus #i understand that the point is that margarete is objectively a Good Performer but her arrogance #and disrespect towards the concept of idols and alienation of the audience made her incompatible with winning The Idol Competition #but i dont think they explored that very well. i mean they could have done another all stars lanzhu and i literally wouldnt have minded #being an idol isnt just about good performances its about connecting with your fans etc #watching 3rd has definitely made me wish theyd done two seasons a year like they normally do bc the pacing has been bonkers #although thinking about it its not like lanzhu didnt care about her fans. like she worked really hard behind the scenes to make every show

[baylardian-1]

“We do not stand alone. We are in the arms of family... We gather this day to extol the warmth and joy of those unshakable bonds. Without them we could not call ourselves complete. On this day we are thankful to be together. We do not stand alone."

(For Day 9 of the @25daysofvoyager​ holiday thingy, I ended up settling on adapting the episode Mortal Coil’s Prixin celebration!) 

#ALICE HELPED ME WITH JANEWAY AND CHAKOTAYS FACES IM SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! SHE MADE THEM LOOK SO SCRUMPTIOUS U___U <3333333333 #its not SUPER ambitious but backgrounds make me wanna PASS OUT so hahaha ILL DO WHAT I CAN PSYCHOLOGICALLY HANDLE #i just AAAAGGGGGGGG theyre both so cute and chatting with each other in this scene its delightful :) #i just think during Prixin theyd both contentedly stare at each other in silent affirmation over where they are in raising these kids #hahaha THEY LOOK SO MARRIED #i imagine season 4 is around the time janeway begins to SETTLE and be more openly okay with both herself and motherhood :3 #My Art #Threshold #AU #Kathryn Janeway #Chakotay #Moral Coil #Star Trek: Voyager #Human #Philippa Janeway #Edward Janeway #Amelia Janeway #Prixin

[jjmaybankswifeyx]

don’t play with me princess

zach justice x fem!reader

warnings • smutty smut smut, zach : daddy, kissing, use of yn, pet names, oral sex, flirting, angst, jealous zach, swearing , 18+

summary: you went on dropouts after being friends for years and him begging you for ages to come the podcast , you finally give in and things kick off.

*zach has his own place in this*

you were messaging zach all last night about the podcast, what time to come etc he was being so sweet telling you he’s gunna be with you the whole time but knowing zach he will probably bully you for it tomorrow on the podcast “i’ll be fine” you mumbled before dozing off to sleep.

you wake up at 11:06 to zach phoning you making sure your awake as you always sleep in, unfortunately you had just woke up and had an hour to get ready and leave as you had to be there for 12:30 and it takes 20 minutes to get there “yea you just woke me up” you say rolling out of bed “good can’t have my star guest not come” he says, you hang up the phone starting to get ready doing a natural look as you didn’t have time nor effort to do a glam look, once you finished your makeup you chose your outfit then left.

you got there about 5 minutes before the pod started saying hi to everyone “omg yn” alyssa shouts across the room running towards you engulfing you in a big hug “alyssa ahh i missed you so much” you say with a massive smile “alright alyssa she’s mine calm down” zach says appearing around the corner with a smug little smirk on his face “oh shut up zach” turning around to face alyssa again and walking into the studio.

“hello welcome or welcome back to dropouts today we have an extra special guest, my girlfriend yn y/l/n” looking at u in shock “oh you wish” looking at the mic “i do i really do, so yn” your quick to answer as your nervous as what hes gunna say “yes zach” already dreading the question “how have you been” relieved with this you start to smile “yea it’s been great honestly i’ve started my own clothing line and makeup and it’s going great!” smiling knowing how far you’ve come “wow that’s great! any boys recently ?” jared says adding to the convo “oh jared you know” you say winking at him before you both start bursting into laughter, you look over at zach and he looks like he’s burning a hole into your brain, he looks mad ? you chime in “no guys i’m jk don’t clip that” you say with a nervous laugh zach still does not look impressed until he spits out “oh yn you wouldn’t even kiss jared on the cheek never mind do the devils tango with him” smirking you reply “oh and how would you know that” he stares at you for a second “okay guys if your not subscribed to the patreon you get a 7 day free trial, you get extra bits from these podcasts also you get them earlier plus extra videos like the drunk episodes when we get me and some other people drunk and try spill some secrets” you just look at him unimpressed as he carries on.

by now your on the subject of sex and relationships jared talking about this girl he is going out with tonight and how he would love to have something with her as theyd been speaking for months “yea jared i think you just gotta go for it, no woman wants a man who takes their time, and they don’t want to beg for it either ” you say giving him a woman’s perspective “oh yn you were begging for it last night” zach says smirking earning an oh and oh shit from jared and alyssa you just completely gobsmacked on what this man just said to you “oh please like i would go to you for that your probably not even as good as you make out zach, actually alyssa can you relate to this a man always says he knows what he’s doing yet he can’t get it in the right hole” jared and alyssa start laughing hesring a very quiet yes from alyssa as zach says “oh trust me i know what i’m doing” you didn’t look impressed “hm ye still don’t believe it sorry zach” he’d had enough at this point he wanted to throw you over his shoulder, take you upstairs and prove it while you were screaming out his name “don’t play with me princess”, jared just gasped and alyssa just started laughing you however just turned over and said “of course i’m gunna mess with you other wise your gunna wind me up so” looking over at him letting your eyes drop for a mere second you saw him readjusting himself seeing a massive bulge in his pants looking up with him smirking at you.

alyssa and jared start having a conversation about something i’m not sure what i was zoned out thinking about what zach said and his bulge until you were pulled out by zach coming closer to you wanting to whisper something “i’m gunna fuck you so hard after this your not gunna be able to even speak and say i didn’t know what u was doing, you understand me gorgeous?” you nod while backing away just smiling jared and alyssa obviously caught on “um guys what you saying over there” knowing you were caught until zach chimes in “oh i was just asking yn about something i heard about her clothing line and it’s true but not able to say sorry. it’s a secret” you sigh knowing zach just saved your ass and his.

after 1 hour of you and zachs glances you started you flirt with jared to get a reaction out of zach, must say he contained himself pretty well until the pod finished you said your goodbyes to jared and alyssa claiming you were gunna hang out with zach for a while as you haven’t seen eachother in months they believed it obviously as it is true you did miss him but you needed him now, as soon as they walked out that door you said “so you gunna prove it to me or what?” walking over to him looking up batting your eye lashes without a word he smashes his lips into yours quietly letting out little moans and gasps as he picks you up taking you to his room he throws you on the bed hovering over you “hm you look so good today” moaning while he’s kissing your neck “you too baby, wanted to have my way with you since i first met you” you moan against his touch not knowing this as you thought you guys were just friends with the occasional flirt “take your clothes off princess wanna see you” he says throwing his shirt some where across the room, after hearing those words you have never done something quicker you were lying there naked while zack still had his jeans on he slowly started kissing down your stomach reaching down to your bare dripping pussy “this wet already baby? hm someone’s needy” saying with a grin before you could answer he dived into your pussy sucking your clit making you scream out in pleasure “hm zach more baby please” he starts to pump his fingers in and out of you sucking and licking your clit, you could hear his tiny little moans and the vibrations coming off, “could jared eat your pretty pussy like this baby?” he says hint of jealousy in his voice you shake your head unable to focus “words princess” he says picking up his pace “no! daddy you do it better than anybody” you say about to come until he stops what he’s doing and looks up at you “what did you just call me?” you now are very embarrassed yet the words come out you couldn’t stop it “d-daddy” he smiles looking at you “fuck princess i cannot do this i need to be in you” you sigh then spreading your legs for him as he unbuckles his belt letting the cold air hit your core “fuck gorgeous such a good girl for daddy” he says slipping into you, he’s massive so much bigger than you thought “fuck daddy your huge” that just gives him a boost and he starts picking up the pace, “oh baby you don’t how long i’ve wanted to do this” he says moaning in your ear “me too daddy needed your cock for so long hmm” screaming without a care who heard you “your mine princess” you moan at the words nesrly making you cum alone “all yours daddy” you say trying to fight for breathe “what princess didn’t quite hear you?” ramming into harder and deeper “i’m yours daddy all yours!!” shouting even louder before he utters “good girl” as his thrusts get sloppy “where do you want me beautiful” without even thinking you say “in me daddy i’m on the pill” he does a couple more thrusts before you both are cumming the hardest you ever have, nobody has ever made you feel this way and you loved it, he pulls out of you now all cocky “that prove it to you huh” saying all confident “wasn’t even that good” you say smirking “hm i wish i could believe that but your moans and words say different gorgeous” he says before getting something to clean you both up.

as you were laying there he says “i meant it you know” you look up at him confused “your mine now, not letting you go” you just kiss him as you fall asleep tangled up together.

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hope you guys like this, i am currently on the ganja writing this so i apologise if there’s any mistakes or anything❤️❤️

#zach justice #zach justice smut #zach justice x reader #zach justice and tara yummy #zach justice podcast #dropouts podcast #jared bailey #alyssa ali bert i #smut #youtube #podcast #jealous #drew starkey smut #colby brock smut #jake webber smut #jj maybank x reader

[thatdeadaquarius]

Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--

So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--

Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.

Me reading this ask:

😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀

STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭

(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)

^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,

we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)

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Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT Headcanons

Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere

THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC

You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base

And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry

(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)

And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)

That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀

Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:

The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts

Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol

NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE

BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD

When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭

So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning

OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT

ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS

SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT

STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO

Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀

Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)

Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive

Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close

But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range

(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)

Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths

Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training

(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)

...

....Ok.

I'll address it.

But only so u dont think im stupid later.

Yes, the Fatui have guns.

No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO

End of story.

(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)

Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)

Thats the best ive got abt that

Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.

:)

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... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-

Uh what tf was it, it was important

OH

Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!

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Safe Travels Kid,

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#lookie i made my first border image guys!! 🥺 #a little rough but eh #i used a stock image and then added that little moon #also this gun shit takes me out i could write just a whole crack oneshot abt ending up in teyvat with a gun lmao #genshin sagau #genshin impact #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #my asks #gender neutral reader #genshin impact sagau #self aware genshin #✨️forgot all my tags again✨️ #uh #genshin harem #i mean what #genshin x reader

[hyunsvngs]

SQUIRTRACHA!! aka chan minho hyunjin and jeongin who would prob be the most determined to make you squirt. andjskjdkssjksk the brainrot is real. and theyd pull out ALL the tricks. flicking and sucking your nipples, rubbing your clit, EDGING 😖 and probably just lots and lots of orgasm denial. all in an attempt to get you to squirt for them <3

I SO AGREE.

UNDER THE CUT BC THIS GOT SO LONG!!!

i think with chan it would be such a deep, carnal desire for him… i can just imagine him discovering it one day when he’s watching porn and he’s like “oh…?” when the female star’s orgasm gushes from her. from then on, he’s just thinking about how badly he wants to make someone do that… i can imagine the first time he gets you in bed it’s going through his brain, it’s ALL he can think about. immediately crooks his fingers up to your g spot in an attempt to get you to squirt.. you’re whining, telling him “it’s too much, channie, too much- i think i’m gonna pee, i’m-?”. chan’s shaking his head, soft curls bouncing in his face, “no baby, ‘s not pee. c’mon, let go for me.” ughhh and imagine the overstimulation when you do… poor baby just wants to make you soak him over and over.. he’s latching onto your nipples, thrusting his fingers back in straight away. i need him so bad

i think with minho it would be the complete opposite. he’d be edging you for what felt like forever. he’d have you perched in front of a mirror, legs splayed over his as he worked his fingers into you over and over. every single time you thought he may give it to you, let you have this orgasm - he pulled away, smacking your clit teasingly with a smirk. except, this time, he’s a bit too late - your orgasm floods from you, soaking the mirror as your eyebrows furrow together and jaw drops in a silent scream. you’re babbling “oh-! sorry, sorry, min! made a mess, oh-“ minho wouldn’t even show his surprise tbh, though he’s internally dying… he’d just smirk, saying “so fucking dirty, creaming for me everywhere like that, huh? can’t even be mad you came.” he’d definitely bend you over quickly and shove his thick cock in you until you’re doing it again. yum

hyunjin would have such a kink for just watching you cum. just seeing your eyes roll back with pleasure, clit throbbing and toes curling as you let go all for him, just for him. when he expressed his desire to make you squirt, you honestly weren’t surprised at all. you were surprised when he tried it later that same day - pulling out a nice, curved g spot vibrator to fuck you with. hyunjin would work you up so good, telling you “you’re so, so fucking beautiful”, and making you whine out. he’d suck hickeys into your neck, kissing down your body, laving over your tits until he was sure you were nice and wet for him… i think while minho, jeongin and chan would be the types to fuck you without abandon to get you to squirt, hyunjin would enjoy playing with your body like it’s a beautiful instrument. “there you go, feelin’ good?” he’d say as he pushed the soft silicone inside of you, and you’d nod, whimpering when the attachment brushes against your clit. he wouldn’t even fuck you quickly, just brushing his fingers over your nipples while he pumps it steadily in and out of you… before you know it, you’re cumming, not even able to warn him - juices gushing out of you and all over the vibrator and hyunjin’s hand. you’d be whining, “oh, hyunjin, ‘m- cumming, cum, shit, ‘s wet-“ and shiiit the smile he’d do… he’d be so fucking happy LOL he wouldnt even need to fuck you, he’d be satisfied at your own powerful orgasm.

ok jeongin…. i honestly think that when jeongin heard about squirting, he was astonished. he was like “PEOPLE CAN DO THAT????” and then he was like “nah. i don’t believe it.” just completely refusing it exists. until one day, you’re riding him and his cockhead is hitting your cervix just right. jeongin felt like he was going to die whenever he was inside you anyway, but today just felt different. you were warmer, wetter, tighter - even fucking louder as you writhed and bounced on him. “yeah, ah, ah, innie, so deep-“ you’d be whining, fingers digging into his stomach. just from your facial expression, lost in pleasure, jeongin would feel himself getting close - but you had to cum first. “you gonna cum? please, please,” he’d beg, leaning up to rub tight, precise circles on your clit. all of a sudden, the tightness of your hole is pushing jeongin’s dick out, and a gush of clear fluids is covering him. you’re in shock, eyes widening and moans tumbling out of your mouth - only worsened by jeongin cumming on his own stomach as you cover him. so yeah, he likes it. he still can’t believe it’s real tho tbh, even as he tries (and succeeds) to get you to do it over and over again.

i also think jisung would have an INTENSE squirt kink and idk if thats me projecting but he’s filthy SO IF U WANT ME TO ELABORATE LMK…

#juno’s asks ♡ #sweet baby anon #yang jeongin smut #yang jeongin drabble #hwang hyunjin smut #hwang hyunjin drabble #bang chan drabble #bang chan smut #lee know smut #lee know drabble

[miyaur]

random relationship hcs i think theyd do, starring the honkai star rail characters!

himeko makes tea for you everytime she knows your trailblazing mission is about to end, she knows the exact way you like all your drinks. especially tea, but if that isn't to your liking, coffee, and other refreshers.

himeko especially loves compliments and praise, words of affirmation for sure is her love language, but her favorite love language to give is probably quality time!!

very attentive gf, like it may not seem like it but, she'll always be there with whatever you need!

blade makes sure you're always in top shape, of course, he doesn't ever make it too obvious, but when he has to leave, he's the type to leave little notes everywhere, "make sure to eat, my dove" on top of your bento that he made, or "don't forget to take me out :0" on the trashcan.

he doesn't always have time, but when he does, he makes sure to let you know he loves you with physical touch

make sure he's loved with a bit of quality time, along with a few words of encouragement!

jing yuan loves to just shower you in luxury, whatever you have your eye on when strolling in the plaza, he'll buy it. but he won't just win you over with just gifts, no no, he'll make sure to treat you like royalty.

constant praise, he loves to praise you so much, like mo matter what you do that's somewhat positive he's already got million of petnames to call you.

another attentive bby, makes sure you'll always remember it too. he promised you when you both got together, that nothing would ever happen to you, as long as you were with him <3

bronya is such a sweetheart! very mindful of you, always makes sure you're okay, and always finds time for you, even with her busy schedule. constantly reminding you that she's always there when you need her!

the type to hug you from behind while you cook her favorite meals <3

just adores you. always zones out while you argue that she's doing too much, and should take a break every now and then, but she just gets too lost in your eyes to really hear what you just said

"are you even listening, hun?" you ask, having to pinch her cheek to finally get her to snap back to reality. "huh- oh i'm so sorry love- care to ah.. repeat that?"

#hsr scenarios #hsr x you #hsr x reader #hsr x y/n #honkai star rail scenarios #honkai star rail x you #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail fluff #himeko x reader #himeko x you #hsr jing yuan #hsr himeko #hsr blade #hsr bronya #jing yuan x you #jing yuan hsr #hsr jing yuan x reader #jing yuan x reader #jing yuan #blade x you #blade hsr #blade x reader #bronya x reader #hsr bronya x reader

[ge-nde-rr-env-y]

i played owen carvour in a production of spies in sydney, and tcb i have a confession i added a line. in the man behind the curtain reveal, owen says "if it hadn't been for my spot on aim and interest in foreign policy, i might have been an actor." i had about a month between application and audition and i was sitting on the first paragraph for so long and i got a bit bored. so i added "and you know, being blackmailed by the english" to that list. it added this manic, pained spark to the moment. fuel for the fire.

i dont know what joey thinks about owens history, but i gave him a timeline. born 1926 (nov 14th. scorpio bitch.), his fine family home destroyed in the Blitz, he enlists for some income (and maybe to escape home) at 17 in 1943, too young, but he's slick and clever enough to pass as an adult. 1945, right before the end of the war, he sees something he shouldnt have. the higher ups in a below the table deal that could ruin a lot of rich and powerful peoples lives if it reaches the wrong hands. owen carvours hands were the wrong hands. but he's a remarkable soldier, he's quick, he's a master tactician, and he's Good At Lying. hes useful. so instead of taking him out. someone says "hey kid. howd you like to be a secret agent. -also if you say no you'll die-" no choice. he'll continue to live at the behest of a governments will.

he doesnt Like being a spy, but its not the worst thing in the world. he likes the more decadent aspects, certainly, and deception not only comes naturally, but brings a sort of thrill.

he doesn't like being a spy until he meets curt mega. this part of his history is a bit blurry, but i imagine them meeting sometime near 1952 (because of the song Video Killed The Radio Star), surely on the job somewhere. curt makes spying fun. and curt is the first real thing owen has had reliably since 1943. he doesnt change, hes delightfully predictable, and despite him appearing somewhat less intelligent than owen, he has this knack for seeing straight through to owens heart. curt is daring, where owen might be intially more cautious. curt has the guts to get the two of them *into* situations, where owen has the tactician skill to get them *out*.

i think owen got comfortable. tragically, the two of them were so in sync, so reliant on each other, that he didnt see the fall coming at all.

it wasnt the fall that hurt. it was watching curt walk away. he'd always thought that if this were to happen, theyd go down together.

CHIMERA found him in the rubble, a boy who'd always been controlled, who'd never really got a chance to live a life of his own, and saw a man who was easy both to manipulate, and to empower.

they weren't aggressive about their agenda because they knew what would happen. the founder/ceo (a man i have decided is named Thomas) simply let owen recover in their facilities and let him free when he was able to leave, with an explanation of their plan, and an offer of further help should he require it.

owen broke within a month. a string of killings across europe simply attributed to an individual named The Deadliest Man Alive. CHIMERA drags owen back by the scruff of his neck.

"what the hell do you think you're doing."

"what? who are they going to arrest? owen carvours fucking dead."

its very important to me that owen wasnt brainwashed by CHIMERA. every choice has to come from him because the catharsis of him fully believing in the ideology he carries out with his chest for the first time is just delicious.

he doesnt. hate curt. i dont think. he loves curt, and he hates the institution of Espionage that forced them into this. but ultimately, that institution is so driven into curt that owen cant get what he really wants, which is to break curt out of that and have him all to himself. coldest goodbye reprise is a moment of sorrowful acceptance for both of them. owen understands that curt is always going to be a spy, no matter what, and giving up on the fantasy he had.

#spies are forever #owen carvour #curt mega #tin can bros