#THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE IM SORRY

[whos-norman]

this is going to sound SO ODD but I would just like to say that dogman has VERY nice hands

like just????

#THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE IM SORRY #lord forgive me for my sins #DONT let doggo see this pls #like seriously #pls #help #the more that I look at my own hands the more I realize that they look like his(hers??) #now I’m confused if doggos a guy or not😭😭 #dialtown #mmmmmmmm yum #btw dogman watch out I’m gonna take a bite outta ur hands🤍🤍

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

The poll isn't over yet, however, every time i go to check it, Kol is in the lead.

so.

my mcd oc Kol and his known info and such down below

(TW for depictions of strangulation bruising and discussions of execution)

Kol is, as may be clear, a Shadow Knight.

It is unclear how long he had been a Shadow Knight, or who he was prior, but as of the ranthredo, that is what he is. He commands a small camp of Shad worshippers (using them for almost the sole intent of executing HIS will, not Shad's), and keeps his method of death to himself.

As may be clear, he was strangled as part of his execution, but it is clear by the near-constant bruising on his body and the awkward twist of his limbs that something more than that happened. No one knows what position he held, or what his crime was, nor how he was executed. Only that he was, and was raised shortly after as a shadow knight.

He holds tattoos as most of the Knights in his camp do, as they are seen as a permanent symbol of their devotion to shad, and any who avoid getting any ink are seen as being ashamed of their god.

He is very strict with 'heretics' in his camp, but he can't read. so. if someone's reading a book about the divine, mother fucker wont know. But he also demands his knights remain celibate as... procreation isn't impossible, given circumstances, and he believes that the dead should not lay with the living, because the child will be an abomination.

He is closely tied to the other ocs in the poll, Riya and Sammen, as they all live in the same camp. He does not get along with either.

(He is not a good guy, by the way. There was no 'he was executed for an innocent crime' or 'he was wrongly convicted'. He did what he did, and what he did was bad. He continues to do bad things in Shad's name, and just for the fun of it. He is one of the first to be killed when Shad regains a human form)

#shad is just referred to as 'The Ancient' in the redo #because Shadow King sounds lame as hell im sorry #and Shad is a terrible name #He is Judgement. He is the Ancient. He is the Destroyer. That is all #But he will always be #Shad the Pussy destroyer #in my heart #aphmau #aphverse #rewrite #aphblr #minecraft diaries #amaranth #mcd #Mcd oc #tw execution #tw strangulation

[hhawkeye]

when i called my doctor last week to discuss my mental health being bad she asked if i was worrying about The Situation In The Middle East and i didnt even know what to say like. it feels crazy that thats her first question and that i, as some random person w no connection to palestine, would be able to get help with my Feelings about it while palestinians are going through unimaginable horror and just… have to live with it. like of course i’m thinking about it. of course it’s weighing on me. how can it not. but what am i gonna say. “yeah watching a genocide happen in real time and not being able to do anything about it is making me sad. can i get some drugs pls” ??????? idk. there’s a lot of other stuff that’s been fucking w my mental health so i’m getting more help anyway but i don’t know how to feel when being upset and outraged and horrified about a hellish event is treated like An Illness rather than just… being a person.

#i just kind of said like yeah but thats not the main thing #which sounds terrible too bc like. what do you MEAN thats not the main thing #how is my worry about idk fucking. work and whatever somehow worse than people being killed en masse #like people are actually living through this and all im doing is sitting here seeing photos and videos yet somehow im the one getting help?? #i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it i hate it #sorry this probably makes no sense. its almost 6am i havent slept yet

[solidwater05]

FELLOW !CU/PUNCTUATIONVERSE FAN OR WHATVEER ITS CALLED

OPINION ON EVERY MAIN CHARACTER

[Pt: Fellow !cu/punctuationverse fan or whatveer its called

opinion on every main character]

Idk which characters count as main and which don't, and there's a lot of them, so I'll list the ones I remember off the top of my head, hope that's ok!

Nef: entertaining and also has lore so that's cool. Simultaneously wholesome and fucking terrifying. Also he was revealed to be a cannibal while this post was in my drafts and honestly I think I like them more now. Shoutout for jumpstarting the lore

Unskilled: at first they seemed somewhat anticlimactic but I grew fond of their attitude now that we know, uh, everything else that was revealed about them. It makes a lot more sense now for sure. I really wanna see where their story goes and they also make me sad what do you mean they were suicidal at the age of 6

Prof: stuff is going on.... they're interesting. Very interesting. Studying them

Terro: GAME-BREAKING BUG?? GAME-BREAKING BUG!?!? [game-breaking bug?? Game-breaking bug!?!?]. Yknow if I had written this part a day before I did it would have been something like 'silly moth child' but now there's Things.

Select: I want to protect them. I have thoughts about him but I can't put them into words, know that I do care about its lore. Bonus points for having a plush, they're great

Mini: they deserved better but everyone here does tbh. How did it get into the game. Why's the game slowly destroying them. Is is even meant to exist?

Vance: love to have an in-universe conspiracy theorist. I get a feeling that they might become a little obsessed [little obsessed] with their theories in the future

Cmd: is he a main character if most of what he did was glitch through walls. But like in a plot significant way. He does Know Things, however, so he'll definitely be very very important in the future (I might be forgetting some important things he did besides getting Prof and Mini into the void. I'm not writing things down and I have memory issues ok?)

Weather: what are you made of.

Honorable mention: Sys has ADHD swag. I really wanted to say that lol

#punctuationverse #!nefarious #!unskilled #?prof #‽terro #!select #!mini #!vance #;cmd #!weather #<- theyre not a main i think. but theyre... interesting #ice speaks #sorry if any of this sounds weird #im very bad with words #tw sui ideation #long post #!cu #i keep forgetting that not everyone follows the punctuationverse tag #ask tag goes here #i have one job (tagging things) and im terrible at it #!!sys

[sonego]

yeah that was in fact a panic attack but i somehow made it home in one piece

#im now wondering whats even the point of being alive when i feel like this #sounds dramatic but #i feel so fucking bad these days and thw worst part is idek whats physical illness and whsts mental illness and what to f7cking do abt this #like i feelbthis might just be really really bad stress anxiety depr3esdion bpd like all of the bad shit in my brain #that makes me physically ill #but then agsin i have no fucking clue anymore #like ive never felt this physically bad bc of mental health strfgles and boy ive had really terrible times where i was suicidal all the time #but also that was beforw i like i guess became physicslly unwell?disabled? #so who the fuck knoww. i dont. i just know im genuinely bot sure ill survive this year if it keeps being like this #so theres that. sorry for being dramatic. i quite literslly just have been having the worst week of my life.and counting #delete later

[nyxi-pixie]

thinking abt merlin and losing my mind lmao

rewatching 1x10 and arthur and merlin are talking abt ealdor and merlins like 'woo farm life!! food plus shelter equals happy!!' and arthurs like 'uh okay girlqueen sure' and merlins like 'youd hate it' and arthurs like 'no doubt' RIGHT??? but then in that one ep when hes on his date w gwen talking his shit abt how what he wants is to run away and live on a farm w merlin???? yeah.

bro reevaluated his entire existence bc of how down bad he is (REAL)

#'ew farm life sounds terrible' like 3 yrs later: 'omg i wanna live on a farm with merlin<333' #gayass #anyway au where merthur get to live happily with a lil vegetable garden and some pigs while morgwen rule camelot😪 #as it should have been tbh #im so sorry guys i re enter my merlin era like once a year and then just go insane abt it #will be back to our regularly scheduled bylering soon🙏🙏🙏 #merthur

[dilfsisko]

I don't want to start anything on that post but 'save pike from wheelchair' Um. that sounds a little sketch, bestie.

#els.txt #'save pike from awful terrible accident' sure but... 'save pike from wheelchair' ??? #'save pike from disability' #see how that sounds???? #sorry this is me just being ridiculously mean and petty and ill probably delete it later #not a vague at the dash i don't follow op of that post #idk maybe im just purposefully choosing a bad faith approach to this but it rubbed me the wrong way

[daftpatience]

Incredible that your fridge would be less moldy than the outside...in my house mold and humidity just everywhere lmao

fige is cold and dry outside is cold and wet

#at least where i live this is how it is #having a humid fridge sounds terrible im sorry to wherever that's the case #stuff doesnt really get all condensationy in the fridge here idk

[vesperscas]

maybe controversial but if dean was in an omegaverse alternate reality he would totally try to baby trap cas by getting himself pregnant.

#im sorry if this sounds bad #but actually . they are both terrible people #worst thing is cas would LET HIM #anyways this is the first and last time ill ever post about a/b/o #deancas #destiel

[kirkwallguy]

What class and romance interests are your Warden, Hawke and Inquisitor?

omg thank you for giving me an excuse to talk about them

warden: matila amell is a blood mage / failed arcane warrior (bad at holding a sword), morally she's very good but interpersonally she's blunt and everyone is SO scared of her. she romances leliana but it's not actually super serious so she breaks up with her in a letter like a week after they agree to go long distance. she was also a little bit in love with morrigan though and will never actually get over it.

hawke: marcus hawke is a warrior and reaver, he only gets one specialisation because neither of the other two really make sense for him. he's very abrasive and rude and rivals everyone except isabela and the mages; he and varric have this really weird relationship where varric is obviously in love with him and marcus is trying to ignore it. and ofc he romances anders and they run off into the sunset to have a surprisingly normal relationship after the explosion.

inquisitor: mary trevelyan is a rogue archer. i think she's also a tempest but the rogue specialisations are weird in inq. she romances cullen because her family are very religious and she pretty much always assumed she was going to have to marry someone templar-related anyway. playing her is the only way i can feel bad for cullen because he's SO nice to her and she's just not feeling it at all. she absolutely leaves him the second she disbands the inquisition. sorry cullen.

#wisowind #ask #thank youu for the ask #also im realising theyre all kind of terrible people. marcus is so rude and mean how bad do you have to be to make him look nice #i think bc i find inq's story the least compelling i have the most lore for my character... meanwhile hawke is always fun to me so #theyre always just variations of each other and theres less to say. like oh yeah he grew up on the run protecting his family. thats just #every hawke. meanwhile not every inquisitor is mary trevelyan. her parents were so oppressive they didnt let her read tales of the champion #her mother got a censored copy printed for her and she thought it was the real thing. so she meets hawke and sounds insane #and do you know how bad she has to be for me to feel sorry for cullen? during wicked eyes and wicked hearts #he comes out to her and is like 'well done with the killing :) want to dance?' and she just looked at him and goes '-_- no.' GIRL. #i did feel a little guilty. but it was very funny. #also i saw your other ask im going to do that too..

[todayisafridaynight]

May I ask your thoughts on Chitose? I'm around chapter 8 rn and so far I'm just kinda :/ Does it get better?

she exists.

#snap chats #never beating the misogyny allegations with this one SORRY but she really was just. OK. #her and tomi were cute but it just feels like her only purpose is to get the gang out of situations because of her status with her family #LIKE SHE'S NOT TERRIBLE JUST. very ok. i like her enough ig #theres some other stuff with her but i forget how far that is in the story so for now ill just leave it at Shes OK #like rgg kinda fumbled their ladies this game ngl... chitose's Alright... akane was overhyped .... saeko feels weirdly domesticated... #maybe its cause i played with jp dub for once and im not used to saeko sounding like that but im still miffed about the ichisae plot #BUT i only have time for one essay today so we'll save that for another day i guess

[glitterock]

*me suffering through a Chappell Roan song to get to the 15 second long chorus/hook that is so catchy and fun that it makes the other 2 1/2 minutes of the song almost bearable)

#DONT HATE ME IM SORRY TO SHIT ON Y’ALLS QUEEN #but like she creates these masterful prechoruses/hooks and then like RUINS IT WITH THE REST OF THE SONG BEING SO BAD #im so sorry don’t kill me #i just HAD TO SAY IT #this is also majorly about femininominon #the verse happens and i’m like this is terrible but #when she goes #HIT IT LIKE !GET IT HOT ! #im like YESSSSS #then the verse happens again and im like :| #and then she talks in the middle of the song and i wanna kms but directly after the song goes so HARD FOR 20 SECONDS AND ITS A WHIPLASH #the song needs to start at 50 seconds in and end #end at 1:17 #and tbh this is the case with me and every song of hers i’ve ever listened to #and she looks so FUN I WANNA LIKE HER SO BAD #maybe the songs sound good live tho i feel like she’s just an artist i need to see live to like #but no tea no shade like i cant make music so who am i to judge

[red-dyed-sarumane]

love to submit my fave songs to vocaloid tournaments & watch them get decimated

#[about a song with 6k views] heres how we can win this popularity bracket- #i only submitted my 2 fave series songs so far. if im feeling it ill go back & submit the rest. if they post the 'why u love it' #as propaganda u'll know its me bc i wrote essays. shorter than usual but i think its obviously me #i feel like i have to submit maximizer myself too bc if someone else submits is and is only like 'its such a party jam' #im going to launch into the most annoying and long winded essay uve seen yet #the song does fuck verily but i wont let u look past the fact its about watching people pass the point of no salvation #like it does sound fun but if u know anything about the series It Is Not #aru sekais whole 'person' vs 'thing' thing fucks me up if i think about it too hard. terrible concept. dont like it #fascinating thing to help drive a narrative tho #'yeah sorry u gave up ur own goals & ended up just working for the job itself. ur dying now byebye.' #awful criteria. u devote ur life to this cause & then are told it means nothing. absolutely crushing #anyway i also put in nulls teto songs. no one gets them like i do (joking) #i might submit kaiko no kanmuri & major later too. maybe. remains to be seen

[mediocreleftist]

Imma be a bit mean and say im not mad käärijä didn’t win. The performance was baller, but can the guy actually hold a tune?

#kaarija cant sing #im sorry #someone has to say it #in the official version its heavy autotune and it sound okay-ish #both the semifinals and the finals he sounds terrible #eurovision #esc 23 #eurovision 2023 #esc finland #his oufit was amazing tho

[miasmaghoul]

Okay but genuinely, I've never read a fanfiction so well written as Suspended Reality. Like I've read MANY fanfictions but nothing tops that one.

-T

Bro.

BRO.

You can't just SAY THAT

I dont even...that's ridiculously kind of you to say. Thank you so much, holy shit.

#miasma says #i am notoriously terrible at taking compliments #i am aware of this #and i dont want to sound like an unappreciative dick #but there are so so so many incredibly well written fics that are so much better than mine and this is genuinely doing my head in #IM SUPER FLATTERED DONT GET ME WRONG THIS IS JUST SUCH A CRAZY COMPLIMENT (POS) AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO IT IM SO SORRY

[goldenhypen]

omg and I HAVE STREP THROAT. im lkgojdhb isjnhsj. I ALSO HAVE ASTHMA SO IT MAKES ME FEEL A LOT WORSE

OMG STOP THATS HORRIBLE im so sorry to hear that 😞 pls rest well and take it easy <3 make sure to hydrate, take proper medicine, sleep, and eat well, okay? :(

#that sounds terrible i’m so sorry 😭 #take care :( <3 #em answers #im-yn-suckers <3