#mmmmmmmm yum

[whos-norman]

this is going to sound SO ODD but I would just like to say that dogman has VERY nice hands

like just????

#THIS SOUNDS TERRIBLE IM SORRY #lord forgive me for my sins #DONT let doggo see this pls #like seriously #pls #help #the more that I look at my own hands the more I realize that they look like his(hers??) #now I’m confused if doggos a guy or not😭😭 #dialtown #mmmmmmmm yum #btw dogman watch out I’m gonna take a bite outta ur hands🤍🤍

[namelessbreadgod]

my brain feels fluffy

#fluffy #for context my brain is not actually fluffy it just feels like the tasty pink stuff walls are made of #mmmmmmmm yum #pink

[risustravelogue]

thinking about Alhaitham and your sex life as a couple when it's that time of the month.

cw: mentions of period, period sex, chubby!fem!reader.

as a good partner, he would try to hold back his carnal desires until your period is over. but be ready to get fucked until you can barely walk once you're done bleeding.

"I can't wait anymore," he'd whine while humping your plump backside, his member already hard with arousal. mere minutes later, he's making obscene sounds between your legs, his tongue fucking you until you beg for his cock, his cheeks and chin dripping with your juices.

"you're ready so quickly... so good for me, yeah?" he mutters, voice trembling with sheer lust. he plunges his cock inside you over and over and over again, his mouth sucking on the skin of your neck, fully intending to leave hickies in his wake. you moan and whimper every time his hips forcefully thrust into you, his thumb overstimulating your clit, making your whole body shake from the intense pleasure.

"you miss this. you miss having me inside you," he whispers, his words barely heard over the loud slaps of skin whenever he pounds you. "your body says it loud and clear."

he speeds up his pace and growls beside your ear, sending shivers rippling through your skin.

"shh, it's okay. I'm going to make you feel so good tonight."

if you're having your period after being away from each other for weeks, however, all of the self-control he prides himself in gets thrown into the void. he wouldn't care when or where in the house you do it, as long as he gets to feel your wet walls wrap around his aching cock as soon as possible. therefore, it's up to you to make sure he doesn't end up fucking you on the bed, the couch, or worst of all, his desk.

he just needs you that much.

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#minors dni #alhaitham #alhaitham smut #alhaitham x reader #alhaitham x you #genshin x reader #genshin x you #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #kurisu's thots #kurisu writes #feral haitham mmmmmmmm yum

[inkykeiji]

when he cums so much and so hard that it dribbles out of you to create the cutest lil sticky patch on the mattress when you sit up, hands planted between spread, folded legs as you lean forward a little, almost eager in the way you watch him saunter around the room naked, motion forcing another drool of cum from inside you <3 when he cums so much and so hard that there’s still more of it, that it starts to trickle down your soft inner thigh in pretty little dollops of pearl the moment you stand <333

#mmmmmmmm yum!!!!!! #this happened last night btw #i was gonna tell u guys about it last night but i ended up being tooooooo tired #now i’m rly sore today HEHE #wait i have more to add to this post #i will add it in a reblog >:) #i love cum!!!!!!!!!!! #thick sticky hot cum!!!!!!!!! #so good my god #tw clari overshares #yummy cummies

[athenepromachos]

Something about a man in uniform.......🥵🥵

Sluuuuuuurrrrp 😋😋😋

#gerard butler #joe glass #commander #hunter killer #mmmmmmmm #just yum #sub commander #♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ #hot scot

[cjadewyton]

I could never move too far away from my childhood home not for any like nostalgic reasons but because my local bread shop is SO FUCKIN G GOOOOOOOOOOOD and the few times I’ve travelled interstate I have SUFFERED without it

So soft

So fresh

So tasty

#personal #like i usually have huge issues with say #wholemeal bread right? #but not from this shop!!! #stuff i usually hate i can get from there and be like MMMMMMMM good yum yum #and yeah basically i cant LEAVE the best bread that has ever been made

[absylphe]

Have I Always Loved Soup Or Did This Become A Thing After Becoming A Rainbow Drinker

#Consumable Liquids With Protein Mmmmmmmm Yum

[ballscrimpslittlepissprincess]

ballsack the third just tried to kill my dog so now we’re eating him as lasanga tonight

#so yummy #yummy yum yum #yummyinmytummy #truly scrumptious #he looks scrumptious #mmmmmmmm #augh #mmmm #this is so #guh #hhhh

[cinnamontoastcroonch]

plsssss let a mf know what they got going on in trader joe’s hq making me yearn for the mines (the snack section)

#trader joes #yearning #gimme more #mmmmmmmm yum trader joe’s snack mmmmmm yummy

[shireisasleep]

GRAAAAHH I LOVE THIS PIZZA SM

#this is so good #i love this food so much #hom nom nom #yummy yum yum #yummers #mmmmmmmm

[applepidotcom]

goddddd I’m craving so BAAAAD a night time drive!!!!!!!!! It’s so unfair!!!! I don’t really like to drive too much during the night time cause I can’t see shit but now that it’s getting closer to the holidays this itch to go out for drives almost daily is so hard to ignore!!!!

#i can’t waaaait to go out and drive past pretty houses #the ones with the decorated Xmas lights and decor #aaaagh #I NEED A NIGHT TIME DRIVE #mmmm with the windows down #and a yummy drink #and soothing music #mmmmmmmm #yum yes #healing

[wakeup01]

Easy

What? Thanks bud, but i’m good.

I’m just not interested, dude, you’re not really my type. You really thought I was that ‘easy’? No, not in this lifetime. Ugh, too much confidence can be a turnoff you know. So stupid…but fine, I bet you can’t change my mind. Go on, do your worst.

You want me to watch this? Oh, you think you can hypnotise me into having sex with you. You’re just gonna snap your fingers and I’ll drop my pants. Sure. Like I’m dumb enough for that. Good god. Yeah yeah, so I’m watching. Breath in and out, I get it. And again. When’s the part where I become a drooling moron? Ha.

Repeat? Sure…I’ll…I’ll humour you. ‘Repeating is easy’. ‘Saying yes is easy…easy….easy.’ Yeah, I guess that’s nice and I feel a bit relaxed but that doesn’t mean anything. Your voice is just kind of relaxing. Relaxing. Relax.

No…I’m not saying that…I…I…saying yes is easy. Easy. Easy. ‘I obey.’ ‘I obey’. Obey.

*yawn*

Are we finished yet? Eyes are feeling heavy. Heavy. Can you just admit that you failed? Failed. Failed. After all, you…you can’t change my mind…mind…mind. Can’t change…easy…

Easy

Yes sir. My mind is open and ready for your words.

Twenty minutes later…

Gosh sir. You were soooo right, I was such a silly brat. I dunno what I was thinking saying no and stuff. Thank you for showing me that pretty spiral. It made everything go all fuzzy, but like in a good way. I just feel so agreeable! Gawd, I’m soo easy. Heehee. Hot? Like, totes. You’re super hawt sir!

Definitely, good boys do lisp. Yeth, they can’t help ith.

Ummmmmm. You want me to bend over like thith? Sure! And spread my huge butt, yep! Easy. Hm. Head feels kinda light. Yusss, it needs to be stuffed with cock and cum! Wow you’re so smart sir. Trueee. Like, I would never of guessed that. I can be thuth a airhead. But…uhh. Can you pwethse help? I promise to swallow. Thanks! Uh huh, I can bounce on that!

Mmmmmmmm. Aah. You’re so biiiig! Breed me all you want. Fill my empty brain with your perfect cock. Teach me a lesson. Use me. I’m easy! I’m all yours! Sir!

…

Thuuuck!

Yum. You taste amazing! Oh right, I need to lick your fat nuts clean. No probs. A ‘cum dump’ tattoo? Of courth sir! Anything for you sir. I agree, it’ll look cute right above my hole!

I’m a good boy.

I’m easy!

#hypnosis #twink #dumbing down #caption

[jewishtwig]

Mmmmmmmm I love pork yum yum yum

This is actually really funny.

Do you think people who keep Kosher don’t eat pork because we just love pigs so much?

Eat as much pork as you want, my friend. Glad you’re happy.

#nice try though! #attempted antisemitism #I guess

[kiinther]

“Don’t drink the water” tf you want me to do then drink mercury? now move im getting my beautiful delicious infected tap water mmm yum yum yum yum slurgpb shlororro slurp slurp shlclurrrrp glugugluluglug glug glug glulug mmmmmmmm brain wormies mmmm

#it’s tangin time #the tangi virus #analog horror #mmmmmm

[swimming-guy]

MMMMMMMM YUM, YUM, YUMMY AH HOW I LOVE JIFF PEANUT BUTTER !!!!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂 SOOOOOOO(O GOOD WHEN IT SLIDS DOWN MY YUMMY TUM, TUM, TUM, OH, YEA, YEA, YEA, !!!!!!!! 🙂🙂 I JUS LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT, YES INDEEDY I DO, DO, DO !!!!!!! 🙂 Ms DiAnna 🙂

#random copypasta i found in like 2022 or something #copypasta

[troooob]

M. Mmmmmmmm. Mmm? Mmmmmmmm

Yum

HIS BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES AND KITTY PERSONALITY HAVE BEWITCHED ME

#sakkaku 🤍 #wife 📷