even ignoring the fact that church didn’t know what tucker looked like under his helmet, i don’t think tucker and church hooked up in blood gulch. that’s a step too far for both of them. i do think, however, they did do incredibly homoerotic shit that’s gayer than just having sex. because church forgot that he was bisexual so he thinks the fact that he enjoys this is just. normal dude stuff. and tucker is so desperate for the touch of another man that even though he knows it’s NOT normal dude stuff he’s willing to pretend to himself it is just to get church to keep touching him.
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"When you're in college, male and ripped, there's only one thing TO do: WRESTLE!" - actual Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated dialogue
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honestly hal and sinestro have the biggest & highest stakes game of gay chicken going on in the whole fucking universe
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i love how in soccer when a player gets a goal, the whole team celebrates by cuddling. thats just so cute. get a point, and you get 10 sweaty hugs. i bet that's why they wanna get goals so bad. just for the cuddles.
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what if… my teeth fell out after a highstick… and our hands brushed while you were helping me pick them up…
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i love when they're suffering and allow themselves to comfort each other with physical touch :))))
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How homoerotic is hockey?
too much !! maybe if they thought a little less about gay sex and more about the game my team would stop losing !!
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I found him (Senna) in the Lotus garage and I went over to him, grabbed him by the overalls and pushed him up agains the wall. He wore loose overalls in those days and I pulled the zip up beyond his chin to just below his nose. "Next time you do that," I said, "You're going to have to do a better job."
fellas is it gay to grab your rival by his overalls and push him against the wall 😳😳
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