#Things That Don't You Watch On Google

[diego-r-the-artist-2009]

⚠️ Warning ⚠️ : This Post Is Not For Kids

When I'm Watch A Video Call "2 Girls 1 Cup"

For The First Time

Me After To Watch The Video:

Advice For The People:

Advice: If you are a sensitive person and you watch the video like I did Please Do Not See It Or Don't Not Search It On The Internet.

Luckily the memory of that video leave on my head :)

#Memes #Things That Don't You Watch On Google #Spongebob Squarepants #nickelodeon #spongegar #My Reaction #advice

[royalarchivist]

Hope everyone enjoyed today's QSMP Cinema event!

As expected, many VODs were unfortunately muted for certain animations because of copyright issues. I know some of the artists weren't able to catch everyone's reactions to their work, and I'm sure there are many other fans & VOD watchers who missed out too.

LUCKY I was able to archive Foolish, Roier, Cellbit, and Quackity's reactions to all the animations, and for anyone interested in viewing them, I'll be uploading them to Google Drive and will post the links here when that's available.

#mod talk #(Assuming Google Drive doesn't decide to be stupid ofc) #UNFORTUNATELY.... I DIDN'T SAVE PHIL'S............ #I THOUGHT I DID. BUT I DIDN'T #ah well at least I watched him live and got to see that #Only one animation was muted on his stream but he had some fun comments about the Cucurucho design #I will be completely honest I prioritized these particular 4 because they're the ones whose POVs I was most interested in seeing #Hopefully the recordings can help out some other folks too though! #I told you guys earlier today that I didn't know how to record live #(I still don't) #HOWEVER I figured out a way to nab the recording before Twitch muted things #Adapt. Improvise. Overcome. #I also covered 8 people for the VOD Timestamp Archive today and it SUCKED I think I need to dial it back vis-a-vis timestamp recording

[runby2]

i've grown into this weird category as a mentally ill person where i can no longer stand mentally ill social media circles with people who refuse to heal and use mental illness as an identity and social status but i also can't stand moving to twitter with the people who think they don't have mental illnesses so i'm kind of just stuck here finding the occasional cool people down the lazy river of meeting furries with critical thinking skills . in anyone's defense it was my mistake for touching grass.

#if you're stuck there too please feel free to reblog this bc i'm only following like 10 people rn #and for the life of me i just want a healthy online experience #there's like this phase that's like you're allowed to identify as your mental illness because it effects your identity' but oh my god no #no i'm not my mental illnesses #and realizing that alone and leaving communities that only reduce conversation to mental illness saved my life #mental illnesses are a label so you can learn to heal they're not a death sentence #they're so you can get medicated and get therapy and be labeled by your struggles in terms of recovery #they're not a community #they're not a discourse topic #probably everyone has one but we're all human #please #find things that make you happy and make your identity around that #stop googling mental illnesses to identify with them and then going on tumblr to find the community for it #it ruined my life and it will ruin yours too even if you feel fine with it at the moment because it's a #'community' #don't isolate with a community over something as mundane as a mental illness label that defines how your brain works #watch cooking videos and feel the sunshine and unironically as someone who's healed #touch grass with me

[discocandles]

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#is there something i'm not getting about the boycotts? bc it's been kinda easy for me. #like the only one that's been difficult is google bc it's literally everywhere but i've been working to find other ways bc google sucks now #like you tell me that my money is going to something i don't support if i spend there? ok then i'll find somewhere else that does. #it's the age of information for gods sake. we can find alternatives #or just not spend money there and go to a grocery store they'll probs have something there #i've never really cared about eurovision so that's easy to ignore. i do like stranger things but i care about peoples lives more #and there are other things i can watch. it's not that big a sacrifice to me. #also i haven't had netflix since last march and i'm not getting it just for one show. i was tempted for dungeon meshi but still no #plus i can just read the manga. so how are people struggling with this? it feels easy to me #like just find other things or pirate if it's going to kill you to miss it

[whenyoulosesmallmind]

I fratelli Karamazov 1969 [EP1] - Dmitrij & Grušen'ka + misc.

So, I’m doing this. The fact that this drama is so little known breaks my heart, so I feel the need to share what little I can with you all - also because it’s making me crazy and I need to share this insanity, too.

part one (you are here!) | part two | part three

Some sparse notes before I leave this first short transcript under the cut: 1. I am not a professional translator, just an amateur, and my english has been mostly self taught, so you might find some imperfections in the adaptation-- don’t be shy and let me know, I do love to learn new language related things <3; 2. I picked these short scenes because I had never attempted a translation of this magnitude, mostly I just transposed my own writing which is a whole other thing, and I wanted to flex my muscles before doing anything longer and more complex-- for example, if this goes well I’d like to try my hand at the Ivan & Smerdjakov dressing scene or do the whole Great Inquisitor; 3. I tried to translate the closest to the original script as I could -- I say script but, well, I had to do my own transcripts because I can’t find even italian subs -- to mantain the same feeling, again if you want to shoot me a message to discuss choices I would love to talk about it! :); 4. I put timestamps and some very basic and bare stage directions if you just wish to read the script and not follow along with the drama, but I wholeheartedly suggest that you do because the acting is the icing on the cake that makes this adaptation so great; 5. you’ll notice I’m using a different spelling for the names as the common american english one, it is the one I’m most used to and what my translation of The Brothers Karamazov uses, so I decided to keep it-- for my sanity’s sake; 6. there will never exist enough words to express how pissed I am that english doesn’t have a formal you pronoun.

A propos of actors! In these scenes you’ll find: Corrado Pani as Dmitrij Karamazov, Lea Massari as Grušen’ka, Franca Mazzoni as Dmitrij’s housekeeper and Giovanna Galletti as Fenja.

Original script by Diego Fabbri, directed by Sandro Bolchi.

You can follow along with the drama here on YT or here on RaiPlay. The quality is shaky in any case, but I suggest you use RaiPlay (it does as you to make an account but is otherwise free-- and you can just link it to your Google account. It’s also the official source for the drama) as the YT bootlegs I’ve seen have the audio going out of sync after a while.

Now, before we get to the transcripts (under the cut), behold my humor (and why this drama’s so great and why Lea Massari as Grušen’ka owns my entire ass):

[INT. – AT DMITRIJ’S] min. 1:04

(knocking noises; Dmitrij is laying on the bed reading a newspaper)

Dmitrij: Come in! (more knocking noises) – I said, “Come in”!

Housekeeper (enters, carrying an envelope): It’s for you, Dmitrij Fëdorovič (reading the name on the envelope) – Dmitrij Fëdorovič Karamazov.

Dmitrij: Leave it there.

Housekeeper: Where?

Dmitrij: Wherever you like.

Housekeeper: Look, Dmitrij Fëdorovič, I’m leaving it here – it might be important, the man who brought it said, “The sooner he’ll come, the better will be for him.”

Dmitrij: Who said it was important?

Housekeeper: It was a bearded man, he gave me this and left with that warning.

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[INT. – AT GRUŠEN’KA’S/FOYER ROOM] min. 1:50

Fenja (to Dmitrij): You must wait, Miss Agrafena Alexandrovna is busy; you might sit down in the meantime. 

(to Captain Snergirëv, who just entered) You’re already done, Captain? (he gives a court nod to Dmitrij and leaves without saying anything)

(to Dmitrij, who is barging into Grušen’ka’s study) – hey you! Wait a moment, just a moment!

[INT. – AT GRUŠEN’KA’S/STUDY ROOM] min. 2:12

Dmitrij (enters): Was it you who had me summoned?

Grušen’ka (looks up from her papers): Who are you?

Dmitrij: You don’t know me? I’m Dmitrij Karamazov, I came to–

Grušen’ka: You are Dmitrij Karamazov – well, I have some promissory notes in your name given to me by your father to collect. We’re working together, Fëdor Pavlovič and I, you didn’t know?

Dmitrij: But I don’t owe one ruble to my father – not one ruble! When I was a military officer he lent me money stealing from the inheritance my mother left me… and pretended I signed promissory notes… this is new, eh, Agrafena Alexandrovna? Theft secured by promissory note, a dirty swindle of which I am the victim.

Grušen’ka: Your father knows how to deal in other people’s money like few others.

Dmitrij: It is a sad family story and the protagonist is him – Fëdor Pavlovič! My father! They say you know him well, very well.

Grušen’ka: Your father is greedy, greedy for anything.

Dmitrij: For you, too? – Be careful, he’s a Karamazov, damned even by demons, his soul is stained – me, I’m not a son to him, I’m a dog who hunts in dark hallways, hissing “The law will be on my side, only a judge may decide, the money is mine!”, and so the buffoon makes me look like the perpetrator.

Grušen’ka: The role of the victim doesn’t suit you very much but – you too, I don’t know how to say it, you seem obsessed by something, too.

Dmitrij: I’m a Karamazov too, why should the worms that are corrupting my father spare me instead? (rubs his forehead nervously, sits down on the couch) – I’ve known you for such a short time and already I’m confessing myself, this bothers me, why do I speak to you with such brutality?

Grušen’ka: Because you’re a savage (laughs) – as I am, after all! I’m a peasant, Dmitrij Fëdorovič, eh, don’t be formal with me. Mah, maybe you’re wrong, but maybe you’re right, too, I don’t know; anyway here are your promissory notes, take them, I’m not interested in them anymore.

Dmitrij: No – they belong to the old man, they must be deducted from what he still owes me, return them to him! Thank you… thank you Agrafena Alexandrovna.

Grušen’ka: Call me Grušen’ka – and don’t believe too much in my kindness, no, I can be very greedy too: you see, those who spent a childhood in misery as I have cannot be very soft; they might feel something else, though, another thing…

Dmitrij: –pity?

Grušen’ka: Oh, savages like you are cannot inspire pity – anger, maybe… or–

Dmitrij: –or?

Grušen’ka (calling out): Some tea, Fenja, bring us some tea.

#ok last note abt the translation then i swear i'll be done: the way i translated 'cambiale' #premise is i don't know what word the use in the english tbk i don't have a copy #so i checked google and a dictionary #google gives me both 'bill of exchange' and 'promissory note' the dictionary only the first #so i'm left to my own devices steaming in possibilities (given also that my dictionary is a shitty pocket one) #i decide that for the context promissory note reads a bit better as one 'i'll pay' note -- and works better with dmitrij's line #'theft secured by promissory note' #-- so if that was among the things you were weirded out about how they were translated. here's my tldr explaination #also expect some more random notes about the other episodes bcs i watched more and ofc have THOUGHTS #the brothers karamazov #i fratelli karamazov #mitya karamazov #grushenka #dmitri karamazov #sam.exe

[ravenwolfie97]

i can't sleep and i want to fight youtube

#been seeing posts abt them targeting adblockers and now specifically firefox users #and i ended up thinking about and going down the mental rabbit hole of how they've obfuscated info over time #like back when they added ads to yt they used to show where they were in the video timeline w a lil yellow thing #and it was only one ad. that you could immediately skip if you wanted #over time they made it so you had to wait to skip. and then they made some ads unskippable #and then they made it two ads. i swear at one point i had seen Three but that was shortlived or i may be mistaken #but i never realized when it happenee but they did at some point remove those ad indicators. now they just #they just Happen. and a lot of the time they're placed in breaks in the video but not always #but that's not the problem. the problem is they used to give us that heads-up that ads were coming #and now they Don't. they just appear and we Have to watch them at least a little bit #its like the same shit with the dislike bar. that was incredibly relevant information that just got Axed one day #its info that they have and they had provided it for you before but now they decided hey. :> its not important #when it really fucking is actually #i got particularly incensed yesterday when trying to watch a video where theyre playing a card game #the rounds are really short and last like a minute each. and in between each round they would play ads #i only know this because my phone does not have an adblocker #i don't like it much in general but that was a truly egregious experience and i legit could not watch it. i stopped entirely #THIS is precisely why i use an adblocker and that is what youtube wants to push onto you #it makes me really mad just remembering what once was and how it's gotten so bastardized at this point #fuck google tbh the only thing i condone of theirs is gmail and drive #and its a shame that they have such a monopoly on internet video hosting that there is no alternative anyway #mrah im tired and angry

[magdaclaire]

don't be fucking stupid and i won't call you fucking stupid

#just. learn from other cultures. knowledge cannot be appropriated. the problem is Taking pieces of culture not appreciating where you got #them from and claiming them for your own. you can and really should engage with cultures you are not a member of #read a book. watch a historical or cultural youtuber. listen to the active and dead voices of other people #is this thing on #you know when you open the app formerly known as twitter see the worst take of all time and then close it #this post is somewhat related to that phenom #mer rambles #vent cw #this also applies to disability culture !! like if you don't know a goddamn thing about the disabled community or mobility aids or #disability law or just any fucking thing. if you're here you can be on google doing research. learn more #you do not have to be knowledgeable only on things that affect you personally. god bless

[sherlock-is-ace]

listen, i'm all for shutting down racist actions and whatever, but if you're going to put a tv show on a streaming platform, make all the episodes available on it or don't put the show in there in the first place...

#this is about community and Netflix's ''one episode from seaosn 2 is not available''... #they don't even tell you which episode! i had to google it to find it so i can watch the whole show #and i LOVE that they do that with this thing but all of ricky g*rvais stuff keep being recommended to me #angel talks

[reachexceedinggrasp]

wondering if you heard of 'Mrs. Davis' show? I just finished it and enjoyed the romance aspect, although it's not the central focus (it's pitched as zany AI hijinks but is more about spirituality/interpersonal relationships, IMO). It's not BatB themed or anything and pretty silly on occasion, but the character arcs are earnestly handled and it wasn't cynical, so wanted to mention to you just in case you might be interested :) warning, there is some 'gore' but in a more comic fashion, and is basically 3 scenes that aren't essential to witness.

I have never heard of this! What do you like about it, anon?

#I googled it and idk if it's something I'd be into but I'm willing to give most things a chance if the mood takes me #i don't necessarily have a problem with gore #but I can't deal with bad things happening to cats or old people #and I don't like exploitation-style horror/gore #I'm fine with eg: Hellraiser and Seven Psychopaths but I would never watch something described as 'torture porn' if that gives you an idea #I watched The Fly but I will not watch Saw #eta: okay I read more of the summary and this sounds absolutely batshit and very probably dnw #but it has Tim McInnery tho

[theinfinitedivides]

had the wildest f*cking dream last night of an alternate timeline where they actually manage to convince Shah Rukh to go on Buzzfeed to read Thirst Tweets and i have firmly established i do not want that happening irl, sfjsfdnkjsdnj

#film: pathaan #srk #shah rukh khan #local gay watches Bollywood.txt #i think we all know he would never do this but. yk how they will somehow drag up the horniest fans #from every corner of the internet for these things and it just gets worse and you want to sink underneath the floorboards? #yeah that's the gist of it #one basic yt girl halfway through the video who probably caught her first glimpse of him in Pathaan with the washboard abs #was like 'can i call you daddy...' with all of the fire and eggplant emojis and what not #and this man dead-ass in the dream. i kid you not he just said to the staff off screen #'i don't know what all of these aubergines are for (lie most likely). and all of the fire emojis. are we grilling them? #are one of you planning to make baingan bharta?' #and then he comes back to answer the question and he's like 'beta i already have a daughter and two sons but i won't object #if you would also like to be one of them' #bitch??? #he mentioned something about Gauri after that but i woke up before i could get what he said #yes he used aubergines. yes upon waking up and frantically Googling the Indian English version of that #he might have said brinjal if it was attempting to be accurate. dreams are not necessarily f*cking accurate #and if he had he would have used like two-and-a-half different terms for the same sh*t #i was going to say this feels very OOC and not at the same time but that is my brain for you do not ask #also why i do not want him on Tumblr. the girlies here are a menace

[funforahermit]

guysguysguysguysguysguysguys

guys

!!!!!!!!

i just scored a copy of this way to spaceship!!!!!

#so i'm watching the cryptid factor end of 2020 live stream thing on patreon #and rhys has this stupid flying saucer toy #and it looked so fun that i had a quick google to see if i could buy one #and i landed on amazon and i put it on my wish list #and then i looked at my wish list #and there under this way to spaceship #instead of 'this item is currently not available' #there was a price :O #(not cheap but i don't even care) #i snatched it it's mine!! #muahahahahahahaha #istg if they cancel on me again i will riot #so yeah! #thank you rhys for showing off your stupid toy #and making me look for it

[champagne121212]

folk punk (pat the bunny, ramshackle glory, wingnut dishwasher's union, johnny hobo and the freight trains) + hyperpop (devi mccallion, black dresses, girls rituals, mom, anarchy 99, cats millionaire) = having several influential bands turn out to be the various projects of just one central person and the other musicians they partner with at different time, surprising me every single time i find out another band is actually just half of a band i already know because i am essentially faceblind but for voices.

#these parallels brought to you by the fact that wdu was one of the first folk punk bands i listened to and i didn't find out it was #a pat the bunny project until three weeks ago! #also brought to you by me furiously googling escape from the zoo because 'is that voice familiar or is that just Folk Punk Guy Voice' #it's fucking days n daze's frontman. #this is what i get for never looking further into the bands i like than reading spotify bios. which folk punk bands never seem to have lol #i would say besides mcr but really all i know about them is what tumblr tells me. i have been an mcr fan since i was 14 i did not find out #about bert and gerard's whole deal until like early 2021 i think #massive fall out boy fan as well have been since middle school. still don't really understand the whole petekey thing #i read the little lj post ppl were circulating around here last month and wow that seems really vague is that really like. it. #i dunno i'll look into it at some point my problem is i hate longform youtube videos so i never watch that like band iceberg explained shit

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

At the risk of retreading points people have already made & also getting roasted, I am tired of "[piece of media] has a queer character/queer characters in it" being the only recommendations that get thrown out a lot of time.

Something can have a well done & diverse cast all it wants, but I'm not going to watch it if the plot & themes explored aren't something I'm into. Please, for the love of God, give me a small summary of this book/show/movie. I'm begging you.

Hearing stuff like "there's so many queer characters it made bigots upset, so that's enough reason to watch it" makes me go insane. No, that's not enough reason to watch it. I love that for the piece of media, but I literally do not know what kind of thing you're trying to get me to engage with.

What is it about? What is the genre?

#personal #if i see one more 'recommendation' of sandman based off of nothing but 1 star reviews from people who don't like the gay rep #and telling me this is the sole reason to watch a show i don't know anything about #i going to scream #I know i could just google these things #but figuring out if im going to engage with something shouldn't involve homework #the job of a recommendation is to tell you why you will like something #not why other people didn't #with the implication being 'you will like it because they did not'

[i-dont-want-your-hysteria]

who's crying over steve tonight raise your hand 🤚

#I don't mean this as a joke #I mean I'm dead serious I'm crying over steve right now #While I could never go the true pain that steve went through and that they all went through #just really fucking hurts to feel such a connection to this band #And then find out the one of them is already gone #and that you didn't even live at the same time #and they're just so far away that they'll never know #And you never knew them but every single day you have to find out all over again that they died #No matter how strong the illusion is #idk when i first discovered leppard the first thing i did was google ''who wrote photograph'' and steve came up first #so i googled him and you know how that went #and i went ''GOD DAMMIT why did he have to go and die before i was born HE WROTE MY FAVORITE SONG'' #i felt this really strong connection to him back then and i couldn't explain it- maybe bc i knew we both had anxiety disorders or something #I'm still watching that documentary and Sav said 'we owe it to Steve to play his songs live have him remembered that way' #And I just flash back to the concert when viv was playing the armageddon it solo and looked up at the heavens #it just made me lose it man #I hope someday I figure out why I was born in the wrong time because it just hurts more and more every day

[v-iv-rusty]

well. I feel slightly better now at least

#misc.txt #ocd+anxiety+chronic stress fucking sucks btw #gonna rant about it a bit #was literally in the middle of an Episode(tm) when I made the last post #currently watching that yt channel with the guy that makes fucked up sausages and somehow that's helping me take my mind off it #it's like. a little issue or question will pop up in the back of my mind #(for no real reason. or if something external triggers it) #and I try to ignore it but it gradually gets louder and louder #until I give in and start thinking about it constantly and it just gets um. completely consuming? #I will sit there and ruminate and google things for HOURS on end constantly feeling like I'm about to explode the whole time #just looking for answers my shit idiot brain will never be satisfied with #like #idk how you can mindlessly ruminate but that's what I do. just the same anxious thoughts over and over and that's all I can think abt #it doesn't go anywhere it's just thinking in circles #and then I'll get like. moments of clarity? where I realize 'wait I don't need to worry about this wtf' #but it's only for a second #(because things that make me feel better must be lies right? /s) #when it's really bad I lose my appetite and forget to eat/drink/do anything which makes me feel 10x worse obviously #and the fact that I feel physically bad doesn't register as hunger for some reason? I end up taking it as 'SEE the anxiety is right' #this probably doesn't make much sense without full context but whatever. anyway #talked to someone and I feel a lot better. trying hard to ignore the 'issue' and tell myself not to worry abt it but it's really hard to do #hopefully I don't have literal nightmares about the obsessions tonight because that's uh. a thing that's been happening lately

[to-be-a-dreamer]

So I watched Les Mis for the first time (the 2012 movie, I'll find a broadway boot later and might try to get ahold on the book, I'm intrigued) and it's so funny trying to scroll through the tag on Tumblr because all of the character names are French and my dumb American brain just sees them as a keysmash. I'm just barely able to keep track of them by going like "Oh yeah that's the one that starts with a G and that's one that starts with a C and that's the other one that starts with a C but it has an f in the middle somewhere and that's the other other one that starts with a C and-"

This is like when I was still learning the Newsies ensemble characters but even worse because it's French

#don't even ask me how i would try to pronounce them #the only foreign language i know is Spanish so i keep saying that one guy's name the way you would if it was a Spanish name #it starts with an e and there's a j in there somewhere #wait i have google gimme a sec #enjorlas #that's the guy #I didn't know eddie redmayne was in this so i spent that entire little rally scene going 'oh hey that guy kinda looks like eddie redmayne' #i know i'm a musical theatre blog #but you gotta understand that i'm the kind of theatre kid who would get bullied for being absolutely clueless #legally blonde is in my top five favorite musicals I've never claimed to know things #before tonight i could not have named a single song from this musical #i recognized some but i didn't know where they were from #anyways purdy good purdy good i enjoyed those two hours of my life #no regrets about watching this movie instead of studying for my calculus test #i think next i'm gonna watch phantom for the first time #in honor of it closing #les miserables #les mis #les miserables 2021 #les mis 2012 #musicals #broadway #saframbles