#Tuna cans

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #because i need to talk for a minute about how the plot of the anniversary story so far is literally just #crowley jumpscares us in our living room to demand we make him lunch and yuu is just like 'i need to start locking the door' #oh twst you always know just how to get me #the qol updates though! CONVERTING SINGLE KEYS INTO 10-SETS YES THANK YOU OH MY GOD #SKIP LESSON TICKETS!!!! #3X BATTLE SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!! #SAVE TEAM BUILDS AND SUPPORT CARDS FINALLY AHHHHH #oh and some other stuff too but look i NEEDED these things #also master chef grim! he's so precious! #though he's not going to get a little sporty uniform after all? #grim canonically flies in the nude i guess #no it's okay chef grim is ADORABLE #if you zoom in on his card you can see little smoodges from his inexpert cake decoration 😭 #which on the one hand is cute but on the other hand i'd been convinced he'd just slapped some frosting and candles on an actual can of tuna #anyway happy (a few days until the) fourth anniversary everybody! #i've been here since the beginning (preregistered during the dorm reveals babyyyy) and it REALLY doesn't feel like it's been four years #you know what they say: time flies when you're watching anime characters have emotional problems

[firefox-official]

interesting inbox today

#🪝🦈frrrrr #favorite shark is the tiger shark #i do like tuna #canned tuna fresh tuna hell yeah tuna #spicy tuna mmm

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[ceruleanbluues]

yeahh!!!

#vocaloid #hatsune miku #megurine luka #kagamine rin #art #fanart #drawing the huge ass tuna behind luka was very funny you can probably imagine

[tunabesimpin]

Me when the anxiety fights back

#i had to call someone back and i had to put my anxiety armor #its the simplest of things that can trigger a reaction #tuna be talkin #twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twst tuna #twst lilia #lilia vanrouge #twst fanart

[sourscratched]

play it by ear s2 scribbling

#my art #play it by ear #i have no idea what the falconers outfits are supposed to be #i think i was intending to use a historical reference but then zoned out when i actually started drawing oops #that one baseball song is still in my head #🎵another great question boss man are there bugs on the field🎵 #my interpretation of shortcake stack packaging is that it has a pop tab and you peel back the top like it’s a can of tuna #i feel bad i didn’t get a little bit for each ep this time around but ill get to it. sometime

[sashasluggo]

Don't leave the poor old cat hanging!

#slugsart #kid cosmic #tuna sandwich #kc tuna sandwich #kid cosmic tuna sandwich #I dunno how active the kid cosmic tags are #or how many of my followers even watched that show #(I highly recommend watching it it's a really good show) #but when I stumbled upon this image #I knew what I had to do #I can hear it so perfectly in his voice too

[merakiui]

pov: you’re grim and you’re about to get your magicless roommate a husband.

#meraki mumbles #you can thank him with premium tuna as a show of gratitude <(˘ ˘ ˘)>

[scintillyyy]

tim, the chicken noodle soup you made from scratch with dana and the full dinner spread you planned on making bruce for father's day will always be famous 2 me <3

#bruce the tuna fish sandwich you made for tim that should have been impossible to ruin and yet you did #and the coffee you made for sasha you managed to make into literal tar #and the chicken noodle soup you attempted to make for alfred that you somehow messed up so bad despite following a recipe #that you just ordered out soup instead #you will also always be famous 2 me #anyways tim: can follow a recipe and it turns out fine #bruce: can also follow a recipe and yet somehow it turns into the most disgusting thing u've ever imagined #bring it back dc (tim cooking for the people he loves) #(he got it from dick who loves him and cooks for him)

[montereybayaquarium]

“Long live the king (crab).”

This dramatic Lion King interpretocean brought to you by pelagic red crabs! When pelagic red crabs are juveniles, they prefer hanging out in the surface waters—everywhere the light touches. As they mature, they transition from a planktonic lifestyle to a benthic one on the seafloor. You could say as they grow up, they tend to settle down.

#monterey bay aquarium #talk about a cliff hanger #i am known by many names but you may call me pelagic red crab #you can tune a piano but can you tuna crab? #hows the form on my squat lobster?

[fiveais]

“Who’s thirsty?” is objectively the funniest prompt for a buff. Fighting for your life and some guy comes up to you and throws down a coke machine.

#u better be thanking them #u better be booyahing ur soda dealer #/j #splatoon #game adventure #probably has been said a thousand times but it still stands #the special looks like a tuna can- i lose my mind every time i see it

[egophiliac]

I love how you draw Grim the size of a small cat. It genuinely blows my mind that according to the game he's actually approximately 70 cm tall... Like, Ortho is 148 cm. That's only two Grims! If Grim stands on Ortho's head, they'd be just a bit taller than Malleus (who is 202 cm and I'm not sure that's counting the horns)! The proportions are just so wild to try to imagine realistically... (and I do like the small cat Grim take more, it's very endearing)

every time I remember Grim is actually supposed to be the size of, like, a medium-to-largeish dog, and then I just...draw him cat-sized anyway. I also think it's cuter that way! 🤷 (let's just say he's not allowed to ride the servant unless he takes the shrinking potion first.)

ultimately I figure we all get a little artistic license in our fanart, and mine are:

cat-sized Grim

Lilia with hair spikes up to the heavens

w i d e Silver

#twisted wonderland #as far as i can tell this is not a furret situation and that 70cm does not include his tail #grim's just a big boy #a big boy who needs big helpings of tuna to sustain his giant head #(waiting for him to pull a persona and crack open to reveal a handsome anime man underneath) #i do like wide/buff silver too even though i know that isn't really canon #(i'll argue for buff sebek but silver i think is supposed to be more wiry/people are constantly surprised by how strong he is anyway) #i just...like the contrast of Two Big Guards for lilia the excitable twig and malleus the long wet drip of a man #and as long as jack remains the widest in the land i figure it all evens out somehow #(if i remember right malleus' height does include the horns) (and i think jack's includes his ears and hair which is even funnier somehow) #(i have seen some attempts to figure it out but i don't think there's ever been an official answer on height without their sticky-up bits) #(looking at the height chart mal looks about the same height as the twins and jack very slightly shorter. but that's just eyeballing it) #(don't ask how the 1cm difference between jade and floyd factors in i don't know)

[greenmantle]

I'm so, so sorry - I'm just...

#the newsreader #the newsreader spoilers #dale jennings #thenewsreaderedit #sam reid #i have not watched this season! i'm just being provided time stamps and doing my monkey dance i guess. don't ask! #this is ugly. go tell someone else. like it's my fault #franki #mine #he is a sopping wet cat. he's begging to be let in. he wants your can of tuna #he's pathetic and he's the villain and i love him and i hate him. do you understand

[preordainedplace]

what if the world was made of catboys

#possibly the most self-indulgent thing i’ve ever drawn #what can i say i love drawing items and furries #did some reflection and realised that cat mark is truly the way forwards i was blind to try to make him an ouppy #note the can of tuna. cat mark is real #btw the info on the business card is the actual info from the prop they used #anyways . hugs and kisses #markwardo #the social network #tsn #my art <3

[kkimura]

今回は、高タンパク質、低糖質、低炭水化物でお腹も心も満たされる一品の紹介です！タンパク質は食べるだけでエネルギーを消費できるってご存知ですか？

運動や食事制限もいいけど、食事誘発性熱産生で無理せず効率良くダイエットするのが1番！健康レシピとはいえ、めちゃくちゃ簡単な材料で美味しくできるので、毎日でも食べたいレシピになってます！

This is absolutely the most perfect Super High Protein, Low Carb, Low Fat, Low Sugar dish that I want to eat everyday!!

So delicious and easy to make with simple ingredients. Very healthy and satisfying dish!!

Hope you enjoy the video! 😉💕

#recipe #healthy dinner #delicious #food #healthy #tuna #canned tuna #protein #high protein #low carb #tasty #レシピ #YouTube #ツナ缶 #シーチキンレシピ #美味しい #晩御飯 #簡単料理 #ヘルシー #高タンパク

[drawthething]

In my heart for the last day at Wagstaff Tina writes the weirdest most epic reunion love story of a former-president janitor and an Italian opera singer and gifts it to Mr Branca

No actual hate on tuna pizza btw. Zeke just has kinda crappy opinions sometimes 😔

#legend says whenever his family buys groceries the tuna cans always mysteriously disappear shortly after #it's not because he's a bad kid he's a very good boy trying to save everyone's lives over here 😤 #and maybe getting jimmy jr in trouble too but you know there's a reason they're best friends #bobs burgers #bob's burgers #bobs burgers fanart #bob belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #louise belcher #mr branca #jimmy pesto jr #zeke bobs burgers