#UFB

[starvenus00]

UFB Siblings (2020)

#UFB #grey #2020

[fieriframes]

[Two UFBs, medium. The seeds of war are oft planted during times of peace to keep it to yourself.]

#s24e08 hot meat and cool veg #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #two ufbs #medium #seeds #war #times #peace

[bonk-baily]

#baily bonkings #UFB (unidentified flying bonk)

[hunterofthehunters]

pros of learning fightstick:

- clicky button

- clicky stick

- feels good to play on

cons:

- trying to learn how to mod this MCZ TE1 i have is inflicting psychic damage to me

#this shit feels like learning a new language #thankfully the te1 i own has entirely functional sanwa parts that would withstand a bomb at point blank #so that's less work there #but i need to figure out how i want to handle moving this thing from an xbox 360 to maybe a brooks ufb #and maybe change the art since that'd remove the need for the control panel #and also probably replace the usb cable compartment out bc i just learned they manufacture ones for new buttons #among other things #shit #i'm wondering if this would be more expensive than just buying a new stick #but also..... i love my sanwa shit #fighting games #arcade sticks #fightsticks #thoughts of loog

[jangmi-latte]

I SEE THAT MOTHERFUCKING MEDIAN VEIN ON YOUR ARM WHY IS IT SO PROMINENT WHY ARE YOU CRYING FUUUUUUUUCK THE MUSCLESIOJNHRGLIUHN SHIT I CAN'T BRETAHR I CNA'T I'M STILL CHAKDUIBN FB UFB JBJB1?#!?HJBD BU??? I SHCMRA ED AND RAN TO RHE CORNER ND AJHNBD

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #rook hunt

[leshyleaf]

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#asks

[gdnact]

📨 BOLETÍN RECREACIONAL: ¡ENVÍA PARA RECIBIR!, ¡HABLEMOS DE MI!

envía un número del ( 1 - 30 ) para recibir la respuesta a las siguientes preguntas:

¿Qué buscan en la vida? ¿cuál es su mayor meta?

¿Qué es lo que le hace feliz?

¿Cómo es su relación con su familia?

¿Cuenta con algún tatuaje?, ¿cicatriz?, cuéntanos su historia:

¿Alguna vez se ha enamorado?

¿Alguna vez sufrió de desamor o un corazón roto?

¿Qué persona tiene en mejor estima?, ¿quién tiene su respeto?

¿Se considera una persona optimista o pesimista?

¿Se considera feliz en este momento?

¿Hay alguna persona que extrañe en estos momentos?

Cuéntanos de un hobbie/pasatiempo suyo:

Cuéntanos de una experiencia feliz que recuerde:

Cuéntanos de una experiencia triste que recuerde:

Cuéntanos de una experiencia aterradora que recuerde:

¿Se considera alguien que sigue las reglas o las suele quebrar?

¡Alguien está buscando a tu personaje!, ¿dónde lo encontraría?, ¿cuál es su lugar favorito?

¿Tiene alguna mascota?, ¿algún amigo peludo que le acompañó en su infancia o le hace compañía estos días?

Menciona sus vacaciones ideales:

Menciona su top 5 de películas favoritas:

Menciona su top 3 de canciones favoritas:

¿Cuál es su banda o cantante favorite?

¿Cuál es el mejor aspecto de su personalidad?

¿Cuál es el peor aspecto de su personalidad?

Describe su gusto musical:

Describe con tres palabras aleatorias, su estética:

¿Cuál sería su trabajo ideal?

¿Estudió/estudia en la UFB o en algún otro sitio?, cuéntanos de sus años escolares pasados o presentes, si es el caso:

¿Qué opina de vivir en ciudad universitaria?, ¿pasatiempos favoritos que hacer en campus?

¿Conoce acerca de Walter Lipzse?, ¿ha oído hablar sobre el socialité empresario?

¿Escuchó los rumores sobre los negocios cuestionables del empresario Walter Lipzse?, ¿cómo reaccionó al respecto?

#gdn: dinámica

[arcadebroke]

MF DOOM 18” fightstick w/ Vewlix layout & UFB

#MF DOOM #Fight Stick #Arcade Stick #Art #Design #Video Games

[spacefinch]

Favorite quotes from the original MSB books

(Yes, these are all real quotes!)

Alex: I couldn't find any rocks.

D.A.: I found one, but my dog ate it.

John: Your dog ate a rock?

Ms. Frizzle: This whole cave is made of limestone. Can you find more fossils here?

Phil: Here's one, Ms. Frizzle. (gestures at D.A.)

D.A.: Knock it off!

D.A.'s revenge:

Ms. Frizzle: This rock used to be shale. It was changed to slate. Slate is harder than shale.

D.A.: This rock is very hard. (Knocks on Phil's head)

Phil: Cut it out!

Arnold: What is your favorite rock?

Phoebe: Rock and roll!

(Ms. Frizzle is saying hi to one of her scientist friends.)

Florrie: She calls him Jeff?

Shirley: He calls her Valerie?

Tim: They went to high school together?

Alex: That must have been in prehistoric times.

Ms. Frizzle: Doesn't learning about oceans make you happy, Arnold?

Arnold: Actually, it makes me feel kind of crabby.

"This is my sculpture of a HUMUHUMUNUKUNUKUAPUA'A, a fish that lives in Hawaii. The name is longer than the fish." (by Alex)

"Pardon me, please. I have to rescue a school bus." -- Lenny the lifeguard

Carmen: Look! A school of fish!

Fish: Look! A school of children!

Another kid: You're not afraid of the dark, are you, Arnold?

Arnold: Who, me? I love the dark. The dark is my friend. Can we go home now?

"Those worms look just like spaghetti."

"Did we have lunch?"

"Please. I just lost my appetite."

Amanda Jane (seeing a brain coral): Look! It's your brain!

John: No, it's yours. I heard it's been missing for years.

Arnold (thinking): Leftover fish fingers? Ick!

Arnold (out loud): I'll swap you these terrific fish fingers for that horrible peanut butter and banana sandwich.

John: Forget it!

"Children, prepare for landing. Please remain seated until the school bus has come to a complete stop." -- Ms. Frizzle

Janet: My school is taller than your school. Our swings are better than your swings. My teacher is weirder than your teacher.

Arnold: Who wants a tall school?

Alex: Look! It's a UFB!

Janet: A what?

Alex: An Unidentified Flying Banana.

Janet: I was in a national jump-rope contest. I won, of course.

Wanda: Is there a national bragging contest?

Janet, reading Ms. Frizzle's lesson plans: "There are thousands of rings around Saturn, class."

Gregory: They look like the grooves in a phonograph record.

Wanda: Saturn is the grooviest planet, man!

Arnold: We could have been lost in space forever!

Arnold's mom: Eat your salad, honey.

Phoebe: At my old school, we didn't have all these projects!

Keesha: At my old school, our teacher didn't dress like that!

(The kids are about to sneak into a beehive)

Gregory: We're taking a big chance.

Carlos: I'll buzz to that!

D.A.: The queen [bee] lays up to 1,500 eggs a day.

Michael: Wow! That's one egg every 58 seconds!

Carlos: That's eggs-cellent!

Wanda: Thank goodness for that last metamorphosis.

Carlos: Thank goodness we changed back to our real selves.

Wanda: I just said that.

D.A.: That's not a real scientist!

Ralphie: (holding a drawing of Dr. Frankenstein) But he's famous!

Ms. Frizzle: In the time of Copernicus, most people thought the Earth was the center and the Sun went around it.

Tim: Today we know the Sun is the center.

Ralphie: I thought I was the center of everything.

Wanda: We noticed that.

Ms. Frizzle: Class, we are here in the city of Pisa, in the year 1610.

Ralphie: Wow! A whole city of pizza!

Wanda: She said Pisa, Ralphie. Not pizza.

Ms. Frizzle: Class, Newton's math is very advanced.

Carlos: Someday, I'll explain it to you, Ms. Frizzle.

Florrie: Oh no! Not the octopus dress!

D.A.: I conserve paper by writing on the back.

Ralphie: I conserve paper too-- by not doing my homework!

Wanda: Why is Ms. Frizzle taking us to a lightbulb?

Carlos: Because she doesn't want to go to a heavy bulb. Get it?

#magic school bus #msb books #quotes #book quotes

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[gainprincess]

4 and 21 for Coral and Baobhan Sith

"Like I'm saying, Bao, the problem here isn't that I'm 20 pounds heavier."

"Well, I sure think it fuckin' is! You look way weirder now, Coco!"

"Guh...You're the worst."

Coral, a student from the most prestigious preparatory school in Salisbury, got into the world-renowned University of Fae Britannia through scholarships earned via rigorous testing and academic excellence, and is proud of that fact. To enter the school has been her dream since she was young, and pursuing a career in Business is something she actually really enjoys.

"At this rate, you might never get a guy!~ You'll be a spinster like Old Lady Totorot if this weight keeps up!~"

Baobhan Sith, on the other hand, has taken full advantage of her status as a princess, and got into UFB off of a lot of paid donations, and fumbled through high school with a 2.1 at the best of times.

The two seem like total opposites, but they actually get along quite well.

"If you'd look in a mirror, Bao, you'd realize that my inflection is on I in that sentence for a reason."

Coral, who's only gained about 20 or 30 pounds, wears them really well. They pad out her incredibly thin frame in a very balanced manner, making her look more curvy and mature, and it's attracted her a lot more attention from girls and guys alike.

She likes Sith's honest nature, and the way she just bluntly, rudely shares her opinions on things. It's refreshing for Coral, who's spent half of her secretarial internships trying not to get fired for telling someone a single thing that could be slightly negative.

"You tryna say somethin', Coco? I know you aren't suggesting that I've gotten fat."

Well...she has. Incredibly so. Her habit of stress-eating, combined with all the lazing about she does thanks to having online classes, has made her very obese. She has trouble walking half a mile without losing breath, she belches after nearly every bite of food, and she can no longer see her chunky legs (or anything below her waist) below the massive, clapping udders she has, and the light-gray gutflab that covers half her thighs. Howevere...

Denial is strong. Baobhan Sith likes that Coral picks up after her, challenges her on things, and always lets her have the last slice of pizza.

Maybe they should try making things more equal but...

"That's it, I'm putting your makeup kit on the top shelf."

"The hell'd you- HWWWURRRRRP - say?!"

#muse: coral #muse: baobhan sith #readyplayerziggy #baobhan sith is either completely in denial that she's obese #or she's super turned on by her obesity #no in between

[cherry-interlude]

LDR & other artist song pairs

Daddy Issues (The Neighbourhood) + Ride

Lana takes on the role of the other woman, the drifter, someone unsettled. She seeks love in the arms of the men she meets and is desperate for solace in her troubled mind. In opposition, Daddy Issues is a comforting, understanding song, seductive and understanding. While Lana isn’t necessarily singing about daddy issues in Ride, she still has a lot going on in her head that can be understood by those who have struggled without a father figure. The songs are about acceptance, understanding and to an extent love (Lana’s love for herself and her lovers, The NBHD’s love for the woman in question and their own self).

Starboy (The Weeknd) + Stargirl Interlude

This is a natural pairing - starboy and stargirl. The Weeknd has said they sing to each other in their songs, and this is the clearest example of that. They both embrace their own (sexual) prowess and exude confidence, though they are yin and yang. Starboy is about self-glory whilst Stargirl brings them together with quiet understanding and love. She breathes for him, much like in Party Monster where she softly comforted him in his paranoia.

Riverside (Barrie-James O’Neill) + Unidentified Flying Bill

They sing together in both songs, and both are quiet and beautiful. Their voices are perfect with one another, and it’s easy to see how they truly inspired each other’s music. Riverside tugs on your heart strings whilst UFB is a warm and cosy song, but both are gentle with clear emotion and make you imagine being in another world entirely

Style (Taylor Swift) + Blue Jeans

There are definitely other songs from these two artists that match well together (and I could search into it), but the mention of James Dean, the pretty lyrical aesthetic and the doomed romance are vague similarities. While Style is a burst of pop and willing to ride out the difficult love story, Blue Jeans is the aftermath of a darker tale and taking the heartbreak much harder. It’s almost as if this James Dean figure could be the same person that connects the two stories (at least in surface level).

Teen Idle (Marina and the Diamonds) + Carmen

There are plenty of similar songs (from Electra Heart, from Born To Die) that could pair together in terms of the young and wild woman with an ego, beauty and desire for everything, but these two worked well the best. Teen Idle is bitter and looks back on regret, whilst Carmen shows that not everything is rosy when being beautiful and famous. They are two sides of the coin, thoughtful and sad, but have an upbeat feel that keeps it from being too melancholic. Carmen is who Marina (as Electra Heart) wished she could be, but Carmen knows that it is anything but desirable.

#lana del rey #ride #the paradise edition #daddy issues #the neighbourhood #stargirl interlude #starboy #the weeknd #riverside #unidentified flying bill #lana del rey unreleased #barrie james o'neill #style #taylor swift #blue jeans #teen idle #marina and the diamonds

[fieriframes]

[Two UFBs, medium. It's one of those places where you kind of want to awaken; return to yourself. I get cravings all the time. All right, here's that Lamburgini.]

#s24e08 hot meat and cool veg #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #two ufbs #medium #places #cravings #lamburgini

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# 𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙝𝙤𝙞𝙩

propietario en edificio yara, núm. 19-Y #C1 , treinta años. docente de 'escritura y lectura' en la ufb.

me quedé/se quedó fuera de del departamento y me prestó/le presté un teléfono para marcar a mantenimiento:

mi/su bolsa del supermercado se rompió y me ayudó/le ayudé a recoger las compras:

le llevé/me llevó correspondencia que fue entregada al departamento erróneo:

le llevé/me llevó comida a domicilio que fue entregada al departamento erróneo:

le robé/me robó la tumbona en la piscina del complejo:

compartimos ascensor y marcó/marqué el piso:

nos presentamos cuando se mudó/me mudé al edificio:

me ayudó/le ayudé a encontrar el edificio el primer día de mudanza:

tuvimos una corta disputa por lugares en el estacionamiento:

me ayudó/le ayudé a meter una caja de mudanza al apartamento:

#₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀convo⠀⠀⠀ヾ #₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀images⠀⠀⠀ヾ #₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀introspection⠀⠀⠀ヾ #₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀games⠀⠀⠀ヾ #₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀imssg⠀⠀⠀ヾ #₊˚⌗⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗴𝗼𝗹𝗱⠀⠀⠀⠀—⠀⠀⠀⠀feat⠀⠀⠀ヾ