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miametropolis · 3 months
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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wackus-bonkus-maximus · 10 months
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Also in the solitary confinement situation, adrien constantly talked with felix(unaware he is felix) non stop even after felix fell asleep, felix now officially knows way more about adriens life than adrien himself does. He also knows how many tiles there were in the room and the lore of 12 animes start to finish. Not to mention too many details about how marinettes hair looks under moonlight or sth probably. at some point felix felt so awful for him he even stopped teasing him. Even attempted to make puns like thats how bad it was
this is way too easy for me to imagine lol. like i might even have to make a fic out of it bc i cannot get the image of adrien & felix lying awake in the dark, twin telepathizing their shared nightmares & comiserating, out of my head.
like adrien would be like "do you know he gave me a foosball table and no one to play it with" and felix would just be like "you would've lost anyway"
or felix would say "something just like this happened in the shoujo manga i'm reading" and adrien like "you read manga?" and felix: "yeah kagami made me" and adrien "nerd. anyways about demon slayer--"
and lol adrien talking about "my nightmare is of me acidentally destroying the world" and felix seeing exactly what adrien's seeing, chat blanc and dead ladybug in his arms and just being like "lol wait. wtf."
and then adrien asking why felix isn't plagued by nightmares like everyone else and felix looking at adrigami on his alliance going "well it's already real innit."
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hollowslantern · 10 months
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what if I was an android and you were a chief engineer and you saw me literally and figuratively in a way nobody else did and we were best friends forever and even longer than that. and we were both boys.
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kaleidoscopeminds · 2 years
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velkyr · 4 months
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at the point of the liminal post-christmas visiting family period now where every additional she/her is causing exponential stacking psychic damage. not a fan tbh with you
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tojigasm · 1 year
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ohhh pls do a part 2 of the nsfw visuals babe!
We shall see, we shall see
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lesbianalicent · 11 months
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and when i kill tom and greg with my bare hands what then!
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holodeckprotocols · 1 year
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okay let me catch up to where i am in animorphs. book 1 is obviously a necessary introduction with a lot more action than i remembered. that thing has a FRANTIC pace. and god that andalite vore scene is deeply disturbing.
books 2 & 3 are also important classics and I LOVE a loose cannon Rachel POV but i found myself feeling a little impatient with book 3. i love tobias and he obviously needed to have this early reckoning with his hawk morph, but i was itching for it to wrap up so we could get on with the meatier stuff in the early part of the series.
get excited bc next chapter is CASSIE POV!!! i love my tree hugging daughter 💕
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antonarchives · 1 year
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𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓:     "   how much money did you lose?   "     still accepting.     (  @unbearablyindifferent  )
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"      𝐚𝐫𝐞   𝐲𝐨𝐮   𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠   𝐦𝐲   𝐩𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫   𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞?      that’s   hurtful.      that   hurts   me.      "         bottom   lip   juts   forward   in   a   pout   and   one   hand   touches   heart,      as   if   words   have   caused   physical   blow.      it’s   all   very   dramatic         .   .   .         and   completely   unnecessary   because   a   beat   later,      nose   crinkles   in   defeat.         "      fine.      i   lost   170$   and   all   my   self   -   disrespect,      but   you   must   never   tell   another   soul.      "      admittedly,      playing   lunchtime   poker   with   a   bunch   of   hunters   probably   WASN'T   his   smartest   idea.      however,      anton   didn’t   play   to   win   money.      he   played   to   win   information.         ―         people   had   a   habit   of   becoming   remarkably   chatty   if   they   thought   they   had   the   upper   hand      &      it   allowed   him   to   learn   a   lot   he   didn’t   previously   know   about   a   certain   brotherly   duo   prior   to   placing   losing   bets.      in   a   way,      this   afternoon   is   still   working   his   favour,      even   if   it   didn’t   appear   to   be   to   sarah.         "      i   thought   about   swiping   their   wallets   before   they   left   as   compensation,      but   didn’t   fancy   facing   your   wrath   today.      personally,      i   think   that   kind   of   self   -   restraint   has   earned   me   at   least   one   free   thing   off   the   menu.      don’t   you?      "
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cryptovexillologist · 2 years
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What if I drew ship art of Caspar Milquetoast and Everett True
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computerexploder · 1 year
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what if the girls from the ceres and calypso and moenie and kitchi album covers were friends
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skenpiel · 19 days
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i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground
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x0401x · 11 days
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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greelin · 7 months
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blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.
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miniaturecatmentality · 2 months
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guys I just found the greatest video on the internet
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butchfalin · 5 months
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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