#Who also happens to be the kaiser of Germany

[little-candy-store-of-horrors]

POV: you are a noble in the same room as your emperor Franz Joseph at a function and he is having a stroke and you have no idea why until you see this* going on from the corner of your eye

#archduke franz ferdinand #Sophie Chotek #Wilhelm ii #kaiser wilhelm ii #19th century #20th century #history shitposting #Wwi History #*this: #The heir is eating some serving lady's face and the kaiser is drinking from behind them!1!1!1!1!1! #Tbh none of these ppl feel real in relation to each other #Like ah yes here is the cray cray archduke. And his 'maid' wife. And his best friend ((sort of)) who isn't as cray cray but way messier #Who also happens to be the kaiser of Germany #Literally sitcom material #Oh ya and by cray cray i mean transparently neurodivergent and obv one of wilhelms messy counts was his disability #I love their dynamic. High society lowlife. Feral solidarity etc 10/10 #Based on that One Meme i hope everyone knows??????? #Hope im not that old???? #draw the squad #Also hello hi history followers im bACK </3

[short-black-diamond]

hi!! please could you do a scenario where the blue lock characters watch their s/o get hit on (incl kaiser and sae if possible!!) thank you 💙

yessss oh my got I've been waiting for such a request!!!

also if you want me to write with more characters, list them up, okay? I don't know who else you'd like to do, so I just wrote about Kaiser and Sae. Also please put in the gender as well, this one is with a gender-neutral reader.

Warnings: Ness gets roasted by you.

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"You belong to me."

part two

Kaiser:

it happened in germany, where you and him were over at a friends house, where a party took place. Kaiser was having the time of his life, proudly showing you off, with his hand on your waist as you guys chatted away.

Some time later, you had to use the bathroom, and you excused yourself. After you were done and about to go back to your boyfriend, another guy cut you off on your way.

You looked at him with a smile. "Could you please step to the side?", you asked in a friendly tone, but the guy only smiled back. "Say...are you single? You're really cute.", he said softly.

You frowned. You were sure he was one of the guys who sat closest to Kaiser and you when Kaiser announced that you two were a happy couple.

"No, I am taken. Please let me go now.", you speak in a more firm voice, the guy however only puts on a sweet pout. "Not even a chance?"

"You couldn't even buy her a drink, let alone catch her attention,", Kaiser's voice says and you light up when you see Kaiser behind the boy.

The guy in front of you sighs before winking at you charmingly and turning around, bumping shoulders with Kaiser.

Kaiser glared at him. "Hurensohn.", the german growled and the guy only "tch"ed. Seems like the guy was a german as well...

You looked at Kaiser gratefully as he held your hands and kissed them. "He didn't touch you, did he?", Kaiser mumbled as he looked at you through a sad frown. He was disappointed in himself.

angry at himself for not sensing something sooner and thus not being able to having saved you sooner.

But, it all vanishes when you giggle. "No, he only leaned against the wall weirdly. And what does "Hurensohn" mean?"

Kaiser's face turned blank for a moment before he smiled at you. "It means nothing, really. It's like...a uh...yes, a cheer up thing! Like, he failed to court you, and germans say "Hurensohn" to each other to cheer each other up!"

...

Ness messed up a goal in practise and you and Kaiser where there too. You were the only Non-German in practise, and when you saw Ness shoot the metal instead of the net, you 'cheered him up.'

"Hurensohn!", you yelled.

Ness looked at you with a disturbed face, feeling utterly insulted. Kaiser quickly turned around and tried not to laugh out loud. Ness looked at Kaiser then in suspicion.

The other players only looked at you with a frown.

You were confused.

You actually called Ness son of a bitch. but nobody told you after Kaiser explained what happened.

Now, Ness became a "Hurensohn".

Sae:

You and Sae were actually just taking a walk after he used you as a therapist again, and you did your best to comfort him. He told you about what happened in spain, how he felt bad for being so mean and rude to his younger brother and how he wished to play with Rin again.

Now, you two were holding hands. You two came to a small resting place. It was selling donuts. Sae looked at you with a small smile.

"Wait here.", he instructed you before jogging into the entrance. You looked around and enjoyed the fresh air.

Suddenly, a quiet voice took your attention. You turned to the side to a shy looking boy. "Uh...hi. I-I think you're very pretty...and um..", the guy started but you shook your head.

"I'm taken sir.", you said. But the guy didn't want to give up yet. "I-I know that I might not look like much, b-but I promise I'll be a great boyfriend and-"

"are you a geat footballer who plays soccer and represents a country?", Sae's gruff voice asked and thy guy flinched. He wuickly turned around and locked eyes with Sae's angry turpuoise ones.

"Fuck off.", cue the stranger quickly excusing himself with a red face.

Sae glared at the guy until he was gone, and then he looked at you with a sad face. "I'm sorry, it was stupid of me to tell you to wait outside...", he apologized as he looked at your pretty face.

You shook your head again. "No, don't be, Sae. Nobody could've predicted this, and no harm done, right?", you asked as you hugged his arm. He smiled at you.

"Yeah. no harm done."

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Damn this turned super fluffy in my opinion. also I feel sorry for ness but I just had it in mind and couldn't ignore it lol.

If you didn't like this request, please tell me and I'll try to write it better!

Read you in the next post!

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[milaisreading]

Hello, is possible for you to make fanfic in which ego makes y/n change teams to manage for like 1-3 week?

(So sorry if it’s difficult to understand, English isn’t really my first language)

Author: ofc! Thank u for requesting, it really makes me feel happy that u all are interested in the series so much 💗 💖 hope u enjoy this🩷

Warnings ⚠️: nothing really. Reader uses she /her and there is mention of Bastard München (manga spoilers). Requests are open! Also, if u all are interested I will write a pt 2 to this request from the Reader's perspective and her stay in Germany

⚽️Blue lock belongs to: Muneyuki Kaneshiro and Yusuke Nomura⚽️

The Blue Lock team was watching in curiosity as (Y/n) kept talking and showing things to an older staff member. The team was a little farther away, so they weren't able to make out what (Y/n) was saying, but all they knew it must have been important, as the girl had an unusually serious face and the man tried to write down every word she was saying.

"Ahhh~ (Y/n) looks so cute when she is explaining things." Reo sighed, dreamily watching the girl as Otoya and Gagamaru nodded their heads in agreement.

"Her eyes shine a special way when she is all serious." Gagamaru added.

"I honestly wish we went together to school, would have loved to have her as my tutor." Otoya said.

"I would have failed all my classes for that then." Bachira chuckled as the others started adding their own thoughts. Rin and Baro were the only ones who didn't say anything, too immersed in their own thoughts.

'Who is that guy? Is he here to write down some inventory or?' Rin raised an eyebrow and looked over at Baro, who had a similar expression.

"You think this off too?"

"Yeah. It's also weird how much more often Ego-san has been calling (Y/n) into the office. Teieri-san seemed a little upset these past few days too." Baro said as they watched (Y/n) say goodbye to the man and walk over to the group.

"Did something happen? You guys don't usually stop training unless Ego-san tells you to." The girl wondered as she sat down between Isagi and Kunigami.

"We were just wondering who the man was. He has been coming over often these past few days." Nagi said, not looking up from his video game. That earned him a small scolding from Reo and Yukimiya, but it was left ignored by him.

"Oh, that's Suzuki-san. He is a very sweet staff member, he will be my substitute for the next 3 weeks."

"Oh, that's good." Chigiri said as Niko nodded his head in agreement. There was a short silence, until (Y/n)'s words fully sank in and they all looked at her in horror.

"Substitute?! What do you mean by 3 weeks?!" Nagi and Karasu yelled as Bachira jumped in front of her.

"Where are you going for 3 weeks?! We won't be able to survive here without you!" Hiori yelled as (Y/n) got over the initial shock and rolled her eyes.

"Now you are being dramatic, it's just 3 weeks, and Suzuki-san is more than enough capable for the job."

"Where are you even going? On a break?" Kurona was the next one to speak up, trying to hide his disappointment.

"Ego-san got a request from Noel-san to help out the Bastard München for the next 3 weeks, since their manager seemed to have had an accident or something..."  (Y/n) explained as Kunigami and Isagi grew stiff at the mention of the German team.

"What?! Why them?! (Y/n), you can't go there alone!" Isagi argued, dreading the fact that his manager will now be shared with Kaiser. Kaiser of all people!

"Why not? Except for some of them being obnoxious, they seem like a solid team. And based on what Ego-san told me, Kaiser and Ness recommended me to Noel-san. As much as I don't get along with Kaiser, it is a huge thing to get a recommendation from him." (Y/n) explained truthfully.

"Not Ness... I completely forgot he was on the team..." Aryu whispered to Rin and Baro, the whole group remembering how (Y/n) eyed the payer when they visited the last time.

"Let's hope that creep lost interest in her and will treat her like anyone else."

Baro added, making sure that (Y/n) didn't hear them.

"Yeah, (Y/n) shouldn't be with someone like him... even my brother is a better option." Rin muttered.

"When are you leaving?" Reo suddenly asked, feeling his heart squeeze in pain as Nagi silently watched her, his game long abandoned.

"This friday."

"Oh..." Was the only thing that came out of Chigiri's mouth.

"Will we stay in contact tho?!" Niko suddenly asked, thankful that his eyes were hidden behind his hair.

"Of course! I am not abandoning Blue Lock, just helping out another team. Don't worry, we can talk everyday, as long as the timezones allow us."

Reo, Nagi and Kunigami let out sighs of relief as they heard she wasn't abandoning them.

"Wait Friday? So you are leaving in 2 days?" Gagamaru suddenly asked as he remembered that today was Wednesday.

"Yeah."

"This isn't good! We are spending the next two days hanging around! Forget the training!" Otoya said quickly, in the heat of the moment forgetting that Ego could hear them.

"If you don't start training again, I am sending (Y/n) to Germany tonight." Ego's voice came from the speakers. This triggered most to get up and resume what they did previously. Bachira, Isagi and Hiori stayed around for a while, using the excuse of needing more rest.

As Friday came the boys grew more and more nauseous, the thought of (Y/n) being alone in a different country scared them. But as fate will, the moment she had to leave came and the team was... less than pleased. Bachira tried to stop her by throwing some weird excuses of needing help, which were shut down by Ego calling Suzuki to help. Once she was gone, Ego and Anri went to look for the team, only to find them moody and depressed in their shared room.

"What are you all doing here? Training is still going." Ego sighed in annoyance as Anri sent them a sympathetic look.

"Do we have to? Today is a tragedy!" Bachira yelled as Aryu nodded his head.

"Yes, a national day of mourning."

The black-haired man blinked and narrowed his eyes at them.

"I don't care what today is! Get out and train, otherwise you all are out of Blue Lock." Groaning, the boys got up and slowly walked to their designated spot. Once everyone was gone, Anri let out a small sigh and looked at the agitated man.

"Don't be like that, you know how close they are with (Y/n). You yourself were pretty upset too when you approved of (Y/n) going."

"I do not know what you are talking about. That wasted talent can go wherever she wants, I wouldn't care." Ego coughed.

"You literally started googling and telling (Y/n) which places to avoid in Munich-"

"I don't want any issues with her parent."

Anri sighed, giving up on arguing and following after the man.

'It's kind of sweet how much of a soft spot he has for her.'

The 1st week for the Blue Lock team was... was quite a rollercoaster of emotions. The team went through nearly all the stages of grief, except for acceptance. Reo and Nagi were more snappy and snarky than usual. Baro was more aggressive on the field and no amount of warnings from Suzuki could stop him from starting arguments with Kunigami. The said orange-haired boy was way easier to provoke now and he was doing a lot more dirty tricks while playing. Isagi and Rin were less motivated to play and would argue way more than usually. Gagamaru was just standing next to the goal, not even bothering to keep up with the team. Niko was way more moodier and less willing to get out of bed, only when Ego starts threatening him does he do that. Chigiri and Aryu missed (Y/n) and her braiding and playing with their hair. It always relaxed them after a long day of training. Karasu tried to keep up with his daily routines, but it was less fun when he knew there wasn't someone cheering him on. Yukimiya and Otoya were trying to keep the peace as much as possible, as they didn't want (Y/n) to hear any of this. And Bachira... well he was just there, he was playing but less enthusiastically. Hiori was more moodier and Kurona shut himself completely off. The only time they really were their normal selves was when they texted or called (Y/n), which wasn't as much as they wished.

Ego was slowly losing his mind as well, since he couldn't take Suzuki's complaining any longer, so that's why Anri started listening to him and writing everything down.

'Two more weeks...' The black-haired man sighed.

'Hope that brat is at least having fun.' Ego smiled a little, which was hidden by his hand as Anri talked about some decisions the JFU made.

"V-vielen Dank." (Y/n) stuttered as she took her fries and joined Kaiser and Ness.

"Was that right?" She asked as the magenta-eyed boy smiled as usually and nodded his head, while Kaiser patted her back.

"Yep! On point, seems like I am a better tutor than you expected." Kaiser said smugly, and as much as (Y/n) hated it, he was right.

"Yeah you are... the fries here are very good!" The girl said as she bit into her food.

"Told you these food stands have better quality than any restaurant in Munich. Now let's go, we got to show you the most popular bar here. They have non-alcoholic drinks too." Ness said softly as (Y/n)'s phone went off. Kaiser and he raised an eyebrow as she quickly typed something back and put the phone away.

"Your phone has been going off a lot in the past hour." Kaiser remarked.

"Yeah, during this time the boys usually finish off with their training, so we text a lot then."

"Oh." Was the response that came from Ness and Kaiser hid a irritated look.

2nd week was a bit....a bit better,at least Suzuki was telling it to himself. While the boys were more willing to listen to him and commit to training, it was like some soulless people were playing the whole time. Gagamaru for example was more willing to avoid the ball flying past him, but there wasn't the same amount of euphoria he usually had. Bachira kept on saying how his monster didn't like this anymore, Chigiri wasn't in his usual speedster mood. Isagi and Rin were arguing less and were just doing their own things on the opposite sides of the stadium. Reo would mop around in the shared bedroom along with Baro after training, and Nagi was just sleeping. Sleep helped him escape this hellhole for now. Karasu was somewhat back in his usual shape after he would reread the compliments (Y/n) had sent him. Yukimiya and Otoya's guards were less on now, as the group was getting less wild and Niko, Hiori and Kurona were just training together, often exchanging what they missed about (Y/n).

"Great job you two! The fans will surely enjoy the game in two weeks!" (Y/n) told Ness and Kaiser as they were leaving the training grounds of the club.

"And you can't stay a week longer? Getting you a VIP pass won't be hard if you decide to stay." Ness said, a little sad that they only had a week with the girl left.

"Sorry, I have my own team to return to and your manager probably misses his work, too." (Y/n) said, a little sad that she has to leave the country soon, as she did grow attached to the duo. But she was very happy to go home to her team, she missed the chaos they cause at times.

"Well, if you do decide to stay, it won't be hard to find an arrangement. Just tell Ness or I." Kasier added, hoping that she might agree eventually.

And finally, finally the end of the 3rd week came and the boys were in their old form as it dawned on them that (Y/n) will be back soon! Ego was happy that the boys were back to their normal and was busy telling Chris off for a manager exchange.

'No way am I going through this mess again.' The man thought.

"(Y/N)!!" Bachira, Isagi and Hiori yelled as they hugged the girl as soon as she entered the building.

"We missed you!"

"Please don't leave like that again!"

"It was hell!"

"Ahh it was? I heard that Suzuki-san had everything under control though." (Y/n) said as Isagi helped her up and Bachira kept on hugging her.

"It's really not the same."

"Yeah, please never leave like that." Kurona and Isagi protested as Reo and Nagi ran to their side and hugging the girl.

"We missed you!"

"The new arrangement was such a drag."

"Lukewarms, move away."

"Hey, I want a hug too!"

"Welcome back, (Y/n). Never leave again."

The whole team was soon at the entrance, hugging the girl and saying how much they missed her.

"I missed you too guys! But I need to go and talk with Ego-san now-"

"No!"

"Come on, we will catch up in our room."

"Ego-san can wait."

As the group started dragging the girl away, Ego watched the interactions with amusement.

"Welcome back." He whispered, deciding to let some of the comments slide for now.

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[monkayemporor]

Poly parenting!

Synopsis: Life in a poly relationship with male reader and fem!Blue Lock

Featuring: Kaiser Ness Rin Isagi Sae Shidou

NOTES: I hope this isn’t cringe! Should I make part 2?

-You can pray to whoever you want, but it’s definite that you’ll have gray hairs by the time you’re 30.

KAISER & NESS

-It started with you and Kaiser dating each other, no Ness in the picture.

-Then one day Kaiser asked if she could bring her pet over. And like any sane person, you thought it was an actual animal.

-Imagine your surprise when she pulled up with a human being, Alexis Ness. 

 “Dear, that’s not an animal…”

 “I said I was bringing over my mutt. This is her.”

 “...”

-Ness acts like you’re the biggest cockblocker between her and Kaiser (you are) and hates your ass.

-Though, you and Ness grow closer over Kaiser, and eventually, all three of you fall in love with each other.

-Timeskip to the wedding day and it’s crazy. With Kaiser demanding something suitable of a empress like her. While you and Ness just stood on the sidelines. 

-But you manage to get past the vows and onto the honeymoon. 

-Moving onto kids, I can see the idea of one kid. (You can decide who carried them. Or if they were adopted) 

-And if it’s not obvious, neither of them is strict with the child. 

-Ness saying ‘no’ is quite literally impossible and Kaiser isn’t exactly helping by spoiling them rotten. So it’s up to you to play the role of ‘Strcit Dad’ 

-Only the best schools for the kid. And according to Kaiser, they must be raised in Germany. Even if you aren’t German. But the child can still learn your native language.

-Ness is literally in bliss because her dream of a family with Kaiser (and you) has finally come true.

-Kaiser’s ego takes a boost whenever she takes the family on vacations or just days out. She simply adores the praise and loves showing off her child. 

-While you’re married to an egotistical narcissist and an obsessive woman, all you can do is pray your kid doesn’t end up like either of them.

ISAGI & RIN

-You either knew what you were doing when you started dating both rivals, or no clue. Absolutely no in-between. 

-You knew Isagi from being her childhood best friend, and once when she invited you to a party celebrating the latest match (totally just because you were friends), you couldn’t help but catch her rival’s eye. Rin Itoshi.

-Thus began the competition between both strikers to win your heart. At first, you entertained it but after the fourth fight of the week, you had to put your foot down and decided enter a poly relationship with them.

-The wedding day isn't easy either. But both women manage to shut up and get through the vows for this marriage. 

 “Do you take Yoichi Isagi and Rin Itoshi as your wives?”

 “Fuck no.” (What should’ve happened 🤡)

-Their rivalry extends to even the kids. One kid from each mother. Why? I don’t know either. The only thing that’s concrete was the fact that you couldn’t walk for some time once they were done with you.

-Two daughters from one striker and a son from the other. Making only two guys vs. four ladies (Trust me it’s not fun)

-Rin’s determined to turn her kids into football stars while Isagi’s more laid back and chill. 

-You can usually find Isagi asleep on the couch with the children whenever she returns late from practice. 

-Isagi also tends to show off pictures of her kids to her teammates which quickly gets annoying, forcing Rin to hold her back. 

-Rin acts like she doesn’t smother your kids in affection behind closed doors.

 “Our children are better than Sae’s.”

 “But she doesn’t even have any?” 

-Praying for your sanity in this marriage.

SAE & SHIDOU

-You were kidnapped for the wedding by Shidou.

-You and Sae knew each other from Spain, where you were assigned as her manager. But unlike the previous ones, the midfielder enjoyed you and found you slightly less annoying than the others. 

-Being the only one she liked, you two managed to bond over football and life. 

-Really good friendship and then you started to date her privately. 

-You met Shidou during the U-20 game where she scared the shit out of you.

-Sadly, when Sae gave this batshit crazy mfer her number, she gave yours too. Why? No idea.

-You and Sae were forced to endure the most out-of-pocket texts (she sent nudes-)

 “What the fuck is wrong with her?”

 “I mean…they’re bigger than yours…”

-When Shidou broke into Sae’s place, she caught you and the midfielder doing…stuff.

-Chaos ensued.

 “We’re going back to Spain, [Name].”

 “FINALLY!”

 (This never happened. Author simply has no idea what he’s doing)

-What actually happens is Shidou forcing Sae, who forced you, into a relationship. 

-At this point, contemplate suicide because there’s no way you’re physically surviving Shidou. Whether in bed or not. 

-Timeskip to the wedding and despite your prayers, Rin Itoshi shows up. Ensuing chaos 0.2

“Why is Rin staring at you, Shidou.”

 “...Shidou?...”

-The wedding ends with both Rin and Shidou in the hospital while you and Sae just…

-When it comes to kids, Shidou’s the most enthusiastic about. (Who could forget the womb scene?)

-You and Sae on the other hand aren’t really into the idea. 

 “We have to have kids! To leave our mark on the world!”

 “...”

 “...”

-In the end, you guys give in and have a kid. One son to be exact that Shidou carried.

-Sae’s still not onboard until the kid finally arrives.

-Then she acts as if she always wanted a kid. 

-Shidou’s always egging the boy on fights and loves having fun with him.

 “We told you to not let him beat up the other kid!”

 “Sorry, not sorry.”

-You can pray to whoever you want, but it’s definite that you’ll have gray hairs by the time you’re 30.

NOTES: You can tell I was running out of idea towards the end…But anyway! If you guys want me to do a part two, it’ll have Nagi/Reo Noa/Ego and Barou/Lorenzo!

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[maochira]

part 3 of that kaiser angst?? and its like when kaiser and ness return to germany, reader is already in like another trio, and those two people that reader befriended are practically like a duplicate of kaiser and ness? idk if u get it but this just came out of my mind😭😭

This is actually part 4 now so........

Requests open! - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Tags: gn!reader, angst, I have no idea if I'll do a part 5 but we'll see

After Kaiser and Ness returned to Germany, you only somewhat managed to reconnect with Ness. After being apart for so long, it's hard to be as close as you used to be. Especially because Ness is still around Kaiser so much, so it's hard to find time to spend with Ness.

He's noticed how much you're avoiding Kaiser, but has never asked you about it. He knows the reason. Ness is well aware of how Kaiser just abandoned you out of nowhere. But there's nothing he could do. Also, you asked him to not get involved because you're so horribly afraid of causing drama.

You often feel bad about your current friends. You truly love them for who they are, but a part of you always questions if you only "chose" them because they're so oddly similar to Kaiser and Ness. They are great friends and you're thankful to have them, just every time they do or say something that only slightly resembles Kaiser or Ness, you can't help but imagine what it would have been like if you were spending time with those two right now, like in the good old days when you were a great trio.

And at the same time, you feel awful for "replacing" Ness. He's still in your life and you're still close friends, but you're nowhere near to being as inseparable as you used to be before the Neo Egoist League happened. And that hurts almost just as much as the end of you friendship with Kaiser hurts. You miss spending so much time with Ness all the time. And you miss spending so much time with Kaiser as well.

You just miss the time as a trio. After all, you were the best friends imaginable ever since fifth grade.

Before they went to Japan, Kaiser, Ness and you had promised to each other that you wouldn't let the distance do any harm to you. But it did. So much harm. But was it really the distance? Or was it something else? Something about Kaiser?

You don't even truly know what happened.

And you still believe it's something you did wrong.

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[ryus3i]

Micheal Kaiser x fem reader

Royal Au

Crowned with Love Masterlist

Cw; reader is a maid, Kaiser is the prince of Germany, reader is not from Germany, no specific pronouns but kaiser says princess and queen.

A/n; This idea has been stuck in my head for weeks, so happy I finally finished this. Also, should I make this a series? I can imagine so many different scenarios for this AU, lmk what you think!

“You wanted to see me your highness”

“I did, you may enter”

You are not sure what you’re doing in the bedroom of the heir to the throne, Prince Micheal Kaiser. The head maid had forced you to immediately leave your duties and turn to the requests of the Prince. 

You know very well where the Prince currently is, it was a quarter to midnight, where else would he be but his bedroom. The guards escort you to the bedroom and stand guard outside the room. 

The bedroom, if you could even call it that, was littered with luxury, all the riches of the world you could only imagine were right in front of your eyes. 

“Here, have a seat” the prince himself says, pointing to the seat next to his own. Quickly you do as you're told not wanting to cause any trouble with the German Prince.

“Do you know why I requested for you to come here, at this hour”.

“No, your majesty, I am unsure”.

“I’m sure you would have figured it out already, I missed you today libeling”. The fake  pout that appears on the face of the prince is one you can’t say you’ve never seen before, you’ve seen it countless of times and have foolishly fallen for it without failure.

“Shush, and wipe that look off your face, god knows what made you think it was a good idea to call me here, especially at this hour. What if the guards hear you”. You can only push the Prince or should you say your annoying boyfriend to the side as you move away from him.

“Aww, don’t be like that, the guards won’t dare disturb me especially at this hour”. Your boyfriend says pulling you into his arms, you try to push away but Kaiser's grip on you is tighter than you think. 

“I missed you, you know” he says, placing a gentle kiss on your forehead before pushing back a strand of hair that fell over your face. 

As much as you wanted to disagree you missed him too, both of you had been very busy these past days, him with his princely duties and you with your duties as a maid. 

Normally you would have chewed Kaiser's ear off for being so irresponsible but you wanted to be here with him as much as he wanted you here.

With Kaiser being a prince it was hard for the two of you to find a quiet place to spend time with each other, if the king and queen were to find out about your secret relationship, who knows what would happen to the two of you. 

“Missed you too Micha” You say, burying your face into the crook of his neck. 

“Hmm, getting a bit too comfortable are we? May I remind you that I am Prince Michael Kaiser”. You don’t have to lift your face to know that he has that devilish smirk on his face. 

“I am going to leave if you’re going to be annoying” you say, lifting your head up so that your eyes meet Kaisers. 

“Okay, okay I’m sorry, stay” he says pushing your head back to its previous position. 

“ I wish we could spend time together without having to worry about anything”.

“Don’t worry darling, I’m gonna make you Meine Prinzessin, no my Meine Königin. Just be patient for me , okay?”

Kaiser brings your forehead to his lips, cementing his promise to you.

“ich liebe dich Liebling”

(I love you, darling)

“Ich liebe dich auch, Micha” you say nuzzling into him.

(I love you too,Micha)

“You’re German is getting much better, I’ve taught you well”.

“Mhm, German is hard” you say pouting.

“With an amazing teacher like me you’ll be fluent in no time”.

“Sure”, you say sarcastically. Not knowing German, in a land that primarily speaks German, had its disadvantages. You could really only speak a limited amount of German but Kaiser does try to teach you as much as he can in your limited time together.

“I should get going now, love. It’s late and you should head to bed as well”. 

“Goodnight Liebling, I love you”.

“I love you too”, you say, closing the gap between you two for the last time that night.

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[antennaed-shidou]

Blue Lock: Preeminent Special

♫ Blue Lock x f! reader

♫ Warning: not prof-read

♫ Extras: Word count 2k+ This is to Preeminent which is out on my Wattpad

♫ In which {Y/n} and the Blue Lock boys celebrated Halloween

Halloween was just around the corner and {Y/n} begged Ego for everyone to get a day off. To which she succeeded and to was why she was eating out with her step-sister Anri. But {Y/n} wasn’t alone, no she was waiting for someone and didn’t want to wait alone which was why Anri came along.  

At first, she did try to get her Manager Hikura to go but he was busy doing whatever he could so that he wouldn’t have to go. Especially because he knew who she was meeting with. 

After a while of waiting the door of the cafe swung open. {Y/n} didn’t have to turn her head as a thick German accent entered her ears. Then another softer accent softened his words.

“Guten Morgen meine Lieben."

"Guten Morgen {Y/n}." How are you doing?” 

Anri left the table and said she’d wait in the car, even though {Y/n} knew she was lying. The two other people sat down, one beside her and the other sitting on the opposite. 

“You look great, Ness.” Her words were sweet and taken with no ill intent toward the man. 

“Thank you,” Ness's lips curl into a smile that stretches from ear to ear. “I can say the same for you.”

“Of course,  just look at me…”

As she was talking to Ness the male beside her grabbed her face and pulled her face to his. “Meine Lieben aren’t you cocky. Would you like me to help you?” The male's blond hair with blue ends fell in front of her face just perfectly to cover his blue glossy eyes that stared at her with contentment... 

“Kaiser, I’ll pull your rat tail if you don’t stop.” She threatens holding her hand behind his hair. 

He just started at her a smirk brought upon his face, “Go ahead, do it.”

{Y/n} pulls her hand away a disgusted look on her face. “Fuck off.”

Just in the nick of time the waiter came to the table and served the drinks and an appetizer that the female had ordered when Anri was there. 

The three ate the appetizer quietly and ordered their food when the waiter came by again. They stayed quiet, but there was something going on under the table. Kaiser and rubbing her leg up and down, and Ness on the other side of the table was playing with her feet with his. 

And {Y/n} had to endure it because she knew if she said anything the people around would jump to it and record her, though this whole interaction is probably being recorded by a few people. She had to think of the bigger picture of things. Also since the news got out that {Y/n} was meeting with football players from Germany, a lot of people speculated who it was.

Soon their food was delivered and Kaiser took his hand off her thigh, though Ness kept playing footsies. 

She sighed feeling relieved. She knew the reason the two were bothering her, cause she couldn’t do anything. Well, she could do something, but since she knew there were a lot of fans recording around she didn’t want to make rumors happen with the two of them.

“How have you two been lately?” {Y/n} starts up and conversation. Though it wasn’t in German or Japanese but instead in Latin which neither understood.

“What?” Ness asked looking up and her, his brows furrowed as he was confused and so was Kaiser.

“Quod non potes intelligere me? (What can you not understand me?)” This was a great opportunity to tease the boys and not a lot of people will understand her at the moment. 

An eerie smile was shown on Kaiser's face as she talked in a language he didn’t know, but one thing was for sure she sure was teasing the two of them.

“Por que não aprender uma coisa ou duas sobre línguas diferentes. (Why not learn a thing or two about different languages.)” A smirk appeared on her face as Kaiser got more angierd.  

Though Ness on the other end wasn’t too mad about it. All he cared about was she was talking now and he could hear her voice, even if he couldn’t understand it. 

Finally, after a while, she stopped doing it and it made Kaiser calm down. The three finally had a proper conversation.

“What are you doing today, since it is Halloween?” Ness asked wiping off his mouth and setting down his utensils.

“I was going to do some cooking and then organize a party with some people. And no you two are not invited 'cause you said you need to go home.” She responds taking Ness’s plate and putting it on top of hers for the waiter to collect. 

Kaiser puts his hand around the female while Ness and her keep on talking with each other. He also paid for the meal they departed. Kaiser and Ness were going to head home back to Germany and {Y/n} went back home where Anri was waiting for her.

“How was the meetup?” Anri asked helping her younger sister take her bag and jacket. 

“It was ok.”

From those three simple words, Anri pretty much knew what happened. “Oh, by the way, Loki said he would be here in about 7 minutes.”

“Oh, Shit!” {Y/n} panicked and rushed to her room to get ready for Loki. She changed her outfit to something more neat and not so outgoing and fancy. She brushed her hair and did it in a ponytail. 

As he was doing her hair to make sure it looked good, the sound of knocking on the door made its way to her ears. She rushed downstairs answering the door.

“Hello, Loki.” She moved to the side letting him in, “Again sorry for the late invitation, just glad you could make it. It’s been a while since I last saw you without being on a football field.” She was nervous and one could hear it in her voice. 

The guest could only chuckle at her antics. “It’s fine. I’m just happy to be here with you.” Loki made his way into the kitchen seeing everything already laid out and ready to be put together. “Looks like you’re a few steps ahead.”

{Y/n} walked into the kitchen with a smile on her face and nodded her head. She gave him an apron along with putting on herself. As she struggled to put it on Loki gave her a helping hand and tied the back for her. 

She turned around and gave him a quick thumbs up to which he smiled back. 

The two were going to cook a few things together for a party she was organizing for the Blue Lock boys. There were going to be cookies, cakes, and a variety of other candies and baked goods. And she told her guests to wear some sort of costume to the party. 

Just in time the food and baked goods were done cooking. {Y/n} and Loki took everything to the venue Ego rented out for them. 

"Again I can't stress this enough thank you for your help, Loki," {Y/n} didn’t look at the male. Good thing because when she felt hands wrap around her body the redness on her face spread. 

"No problem. Happy to help," a small smile on Loki's face. He reached for {Y/n}'s waist pulling her in for a hug. 

At that moment he didn't even realize what he was doing, his brain, more like his heart took over. It took him a while to let go, even then he didn't want to. 

"Hey {Y/n}." 

The female shook her head and she felt hands glide off her body. "Oh hi, Kunigami!"

He whispered something in the female's ear. Then it was time he took his leave home. 

Again she was stumped by his words. 

Kunigami walked over to {Y/n}. The female looked him up and down seeing him in a costume, though she could figure out what it was. “So, what are supposed to be Kunigami?” His outfit consists of an arrow that seems to be going through his chest. Red hearts all around it, along with a white shirt and white dress pants. 

“That’s for you to figure out.” He leaned on the table with a smirk on his face. “Then what are you supposed to be? Lazy {Y/n}?” 

The female stopped for a second, {Y/n} realized she wasn’t in costume. “Right, be right back, Kuni!” Without a second thought, she grabbed her bag and ran into the bathroom. 

‘Damit, Damit! Where is it’ She rummaged through her bag trying to find her makeup for the outfit, and her results were not great. Finally after almost what felt like ages she found her pink makeup. 

After she was done applying it, {Y/n} got in her skin color base outfit. Putting on a white corset with ruffles on top, and a white skirt to match. For the accessories, it was a red pair of wings, a necklace with a heart-shaped charm, another bracelet with hearts all over it, and finally a bow and arrow that had a heart-shaped point. 

For her hair, {Y/n} simply did a red ribbon as the tie. And shoes were red heels and white knee-high socks. 

With a few finishing touches she left the bathroom. When she walked out she was greeted with more people that she assumed had just arrived. Her [h/c]-eyes first fell on a pair of teal ones that seemed to be looking aggressively at her. 

{Y/n} walked over to him and she didn’t notice how fast Rin grabbed her and pulled her away into the crowd. 

“Ow, what the fuck, Rin!” She whined letting the male go. 

“Why is Sae here? You told me only the “Blue Lock boys” yet he is here.” Rin wasn’t really mad at the girl, but rather annoyed. It would be easy to take her away from anyone so he could have her. But since Sae was here, that would make it a little harder. Especially since all eyes will be on her tonight, whether looks up and down in good or bad ways.

“I didn’t want to leave him out. You know?” She shrugged her shoulders having no clue what to say. She wasn’t wrong but there was something in her telling to invite Sae, so she listened and sent him an invitation. 

“No I don’t know, {Y/n}.” He sighed seeing in the near future there was no way he could agree with her. 

She walked away though she didn’t get very far when she was dragged yet again, this time by a few people. 

“I like your costume, {Y/n}.” A go-lucky voice spoke. With a bright smile on his voice.

“And of yours isn’t better Bachira. A cute little bumble bee.” {Y/n} boobed his nose, a smile of satisfaction on her face. She looked over to Isagi a little confused as to what he was wearing. “And you Yoi? What are you?”

He was a little flustered not sure what to ay. 

Since everyone knew what {Y/n} was going to dress up as, a cute cupid, some people decided to match her without telling her. The people consist of: Kunigami, Isagi, Reo, and Hiori. They took different ideas of how they would dress up, but the ultimate goal was to make it seem like they were her arrows. 

“Why don’t you pick the name, {Y/n}. This party was your idea,” He rubbed the back of his neck a sweat bead trickling down his face.

“Fine, I’ll get back to you later. I’m going to talk to a few other people,” {Y/n} waves leaving the two alone. 

Isagi took a breather when he didn’t see the female in his line of sight anymore. It was hard to keep quiet about the costumes. But he had to, if Isagi said anything it could give any their whole plan. 

Back to {Y/n} who was making her way to the snack table. All the delicious treats she and Loki made all laid out in front for everyone to eat. Her mouth was watering at the thought of eating everything. {Y/n} averted her gaze from the table when she heard footsteps coming her way.  Turned around to be met with Pink eyes staring what felt like directly to her soul. The guy was dressed in all red from head to toe, with devil horns on his head. His blond hair which had pink tips was slicked back. 

“I thought you were going to be Spiderman this time?” {Y/n} question tilting her head a little to the right. 

“I am,” Shidou says a smirk on her face as he leans in closer. “But when I say what you were going to wear I changed my mind.” 

The [h/c]-haired didn’t seem too happy about Shidou's decision. She pouted her cheeks and crossed her arms looking away from the boy. 

Shidou didn’t seem to like this attitude of hers. The best thing he could do was pick her up, and pick her up he did. {Y/n} pouted and kicked trying to get him to let go, but let go did he not. Shidou took her to the men’s bathroom, not even the family one, what a shame.

He basically threw her down on the floor. Shidou bent down the her level, “I’m sorry, {Y/n}-chan. If you want me to be Spiderman that bad then I will change.”

{Y/n} nodded her head promising to not whine like a little baby any more than she already has. When Shidou was done changing his costume, he carried {Y/n} out like a princess making up for throwing her over his shoulder earlier. 

The party goes about as normal. Music was playing people talking, people trying to talk with {Y/n} though most of the time Rin kept a good few away. Though {Y/n} did keep a safe distance from Sae. 

Near the end of the party {Y/n} was going to announce the winners for the costume poll. 

“We have 4 winners–” She was stumped when reading the card Hikaru had prepared (he was also in on the costumes). She shook her head and read the rest, “We have 4 winners with us tonight.”

“4th place Hiori Yo.” He walked up by her and was given a headpat.

“3rd place Kunigami Rensuke.” He walked up to her and was given a small piece of paper that wrote “Get out for free with me ;)”

“2nd plce Isagi Yoichi.” Again he walked up and was given a small hug that meant dearly to him.

“And in first place we have… Mikage Reo!” He walked up by her, he got the most off all a small kiss on the cheek by your truly {Y/n}.

“She faced the 4 boys confused by their costumes. Then it clicked. “Wait, are you four supposed to be my arrows?”

Reo chucked, “Yes we are. We planned it when we saw you posted your costume on Instagram. You had four arrows and we thought it would be a great and funny way to mess with you.”

“Fuck you all. I’ll get you all your real gifts to you later.”

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[fyeahbachisagi]

Bachira and Isagi both take the lead in their plays

Picking up from a discussion about how nagireo is similar to kainess, where I commented about who leads the plays and in what role (as striker or as midfielder), it occurred to me that with BachiSagi, both Bachira and Isagi take the lead regardless of their roles. This is even more so after the Second Selection.

Here's a copy of the comment I added from the original post (I commented using my main @lizzieonka):

NagiReo - Reo, playing as midfielder, is the one that creates plays, and Nagi just shoots whatever ball Reo gives him KaiNess - Kaiser, as striker, is the one creating the plays, and Ness is just there to support him. KuroSagi is similar to Kainess. Striker Isagi in the lead, and Kurona supporting him as midfielder

But with BachiSagi, the power is equal.

Against Team X

Bachira, as midfielder, is the one giving commands:

Isagi may seem passive here, but remember, his weapon is spatial awareness. He leads by positioning himself where he is able to receive Bachira's pass. He even calls it "my plan." Where he positions is entirely his idea. Bachira just syncs with him.

Against Team Y

Bachira, playing as support again, is still pretty much in the lead in that final goal. He had the option to pass between Gagamaru and Isagi. Both probably had equal chances of scoring, but Gagamaru was nearer. Isagi was literally at the mercy of Bachira here. He could only shoot if Bachira chose him.

But of course, the credit is not entirely Bachira's. If Isagi didn't run all the way to the goal on his own initiative from across the field, then there wouldn't even be a play between them in the first place. Bachira was able to pass to him because he was there.

Against Team V

We've seen Bachira being able to cut through the entire Team V on his own without even needing Isagi as support, suffice to say that he can also take the lead when playing as forward.

And in that last play, Bachira was once again in control, with three forwards competing for his pass.

Isagi leads by getting into position, but his play also hinged on Bachira choosing him.

Now, the examples from the matches against Teams Y and Team V showing Bachira in the lead may not be so obvious since he's not explicitly giving commands like in the Team X match. So to prove my point, let me compare the Bachira-Isagi duo with the Nanase-Isagi and Kurona-Isagi duos.

In the latter two, the cooperation was discussed beforehand.

Nanase couldn't keep up with Rin's and Shidou's plays, so he told Isagi about it. At the beginning of the Germany vs England match (or maybe right before it, I can't remember), Kurona tells Isagi that he'll be siding with him and not Kaiser.

But for the BachiSagi goals in the Teams Y and V matches, there was no agreement beforehand that Bachira would assist Isagi. Both times, Isagi had to compete for a pass from Bachira (against Gagamaru in the Team Y match, and against Kunigami and Chigiri in the Team V match). Bachira choosing Isagi out of all the options he had was him taking the lead. Isagi just happened to be the player who can also play his ideal in football, and that is why he chose him.

Against the Top 3

Episode 13 just aired, and this ep makes it even more obvious how Bachira could stay in control as both midfielder and forward.

Bachira dictating Nagi what to do with his pass

Bachira being the anchor of their triangle formation

We even have Isagi asking Bachira how they should attack:

And when passing to others didn't work, Bachira decided to take matters into his own hands

U-20 Match

Isagi's role was to support Rin, but at some point, the match started revolving around him.

Spain vs Germany

Isagi passing to Kunigami as a way to assert his presence on the field.

Takeaway

Bachira and Isagi both play their best when they're in the lead. One leads by intuition, while the other by logic. Submitting to the other would be stifling their strengths. We've seen this proven in the Second Selection arc and further emphasized in later arcs.

A lot of people think that Bachira would eventually settle as Isagi's midfielder, but I don't think that would happen. Their life pre-Blue Lock was about them having to conform to the play style of their high school teams. Isagi was forced to become a team player, while Bachira was often reprimanded for making crazy passes. If their character just ends up having to conform to others again, I would not like that.

Whether they're playing as midfielder or forward, the two of them are egoists. I'd rather they end up on different teams and face each other as opponents than to force them in one team just for my ship to sail. Or, if they do end up in the same team, then both of them have to be leaders in their plays. Neither one should be delegated to a supporting role.

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[lizzieonka]

I have some unpopular opinions. Sorry that they're long and became a bit ranty.

I like Igaguri and the Wanima brothers.

I wish Reo got more meaningful interactions with characters besides Nagi, it feels like atm he has no friends outside of Nagi (RIP Zantetsu, Chigiri is Nagi's friend but hasn't been shown as being more than "friend of a friend" with Reo). He's one of the best-written characters (especially whenever Nagi isn't in the scene), it's sad how he's so often reduced by some fans to just being a Nagi simp whose entire world revolves around Nagi and who will die if Nagi spends even a millisecond breathing the same air as Isagi.

Nagi and Chigiri's friendship is underrated and I wish we got to see more of it. It's just a genuine normal friendship, Chigiri is Nagi's first normal friend with no strings attached, they just became friends by fooling around. They even continue hanging out (with Bachira too) after Isagi leaves to see Tada-chan despite Nagi saying he was going to leave too.

Rin-Isagi is the most boring of all the rivalries in the series. Their personalities, designs and playstyles don't clash enough for what is seemingly set up as being the story's main rivalry. It also doesn't help how one-sided it is for most of the story and we don't get to see any of it after Rin acknowledges Isagi as a rival. They feel too similar atm, so it comes across more as a minor rivalry (like Niko-Isagi) instead of a major one (Kaiser-Isagi, Shidou-Rin).

Speaking of Rin rivalries, Rin-Bachira could have been a great one. Bachira needs a proper rival, he's pretty friendly with most of the relevant cast and outside of Isagi, none of his relationships with the rest of the cast really stand out except for him being a bit passive-aggressive with Rin and Shidou. He has a lot of personality, design and playstyle clashes with Rin that it would have been fun to watch/read. A bit of a wasted opportunity.

Hey @08theverysmallhuman here’s a fellow Igaguri fan. As for the Wanima brothers, I don’t really have much of an opinion on them. We haven’t seen big bro in a while.

And Reo is friends with Isagi! We don’t see them together much, but these two has had several meaningful conversations. This one is my favorite:

We’ve also seen Reo reach out to Kunigami:

I agree with you though that Reo deserves more friends! He’s more than just a Nagi simp.

And oh, I’d love to see more of Nagi and Chigiri just hanging out. Maybe we’d get to see more of it if the manga shows us the aftermath of the Germany vs England match on nagireo’s side. I think Nagi and Reo are gonna have another conflict soon. When that happens, Chigiri can be there for Nagi.

As for the Rin-Isagi rivalry, I actually think it’s similar to Kaiser-Isagi but of a lower level since Kaiser is on a higher level. Both the Rin and Kaiser rivalries are similar in that Rin and Kaiser are basically just better versions of Isagi. What Isagi learns from both of them is a more advanced way of seeing the field–improved spatial awareness, so to speak.

And actually, I don’t think Rin is Isagi’s main rival. Rin is only the main rival in the Second Selection and u20 arc. In the NEL arc, the main rival is Kaiser.

After ch202, I think we’ll see more variety in the Isagi rivalries where it isn’t just Isagi vs Better Isagi. Isagi has achieved metavision, which is probably the peak of his spatial awareness weapon. Now, he needs to work on his physical skills to really be the best striker.

May I also push my agenda that Isagi’s main rival/final boss is going to be Bachira? Bachira is a very skilled player, and skills are what Isagi lacks the most. Not to mention the contrast in how they operate: logic vs intuition. There’s a lot of build-up for it too. I’m gonna have to write a meta on it someday.

And yesss, I also really want Bachira to have his own rival. Rin-Bachira would be interesting, but so is Kaiser-Bachira. But those two are already Isagi’s, so I hope the rival is a new character or a character not yet explored much. I’m hoping it’s Aomori’s Messi, Nishioka, who we are yet to see. Bachira-Ness and Bachira-Kurona would be good if author wants to explore Bachira’s midfielder potential. But personally, I prefer if it’s a striker vs striker rivalry. And seriously, among the list of possible striker rivals, only Bachira-Isagi has been built up a lot.

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[elementaldoughnut12]

"Little Violet"

*slight angst and mentions of childhood trauma/abuse and panic attacks and Google translate might need to be used for some words*

"Scheisse!" Ludwig screamed as the knife sliced his hand. He was making dinner for him and his boyfriend Sami while the latter was doing laundry in the other room. He watched as the crimson liquid spilled quickly down from his hand and dripped onto the cutting board. He then realized what happened... he made a mistake and to Ludwig, mistakes mean punishment and he's certain that Sami will hurt him this time (even though Sami has never done it before.) Ludwig started to hyperventilate and dropped onto the floor and started to rock himself, not caring that he was smearing blood all over his clothes.

Everyone assumes that "The Ludwig Kaiser", right hand man to the "Ring General" Gunther, wouldn't be so worried about a simple accident to his hand... boy were they fucking wrong. His problems stem from his early childhood... he was a middle class boy growing up in Germany with a loving mother and a hard working father. His mother, Amelia, was a loving and caring woman that had the kindest heart. She loved Ludwig with all her heart and Ludwig sometimes believed that she was an angel sent from above to protect him. His father, Hugo, was a hard working man who believed that being tough was how you succeed in life, he also had a temper that only Amelia could control. One unfortunate day, Amelia got sick with pneumonia and died later on that night... that was the night that Ludwig's problems began. Hugo drank heavily that night and he blamed Ludwig for his wife's death, that his son was to blame for losing the love of his life just because Ludwig was in the same room as her. So he started beating Ludwig with that same bottle until he got sick of his sons pathetic crying and left the room. From that day on, Ludwig was beaten black and blue for every little mistake he made by his father. Ludwig was now terrified of making mistakes and would succumb to panic attacks that led to him to go unconscious from lack of air if he ever made said mistakes.

Currently, Ludwig had his head between his knees and was violently shaking while hyperventilating. "I'm such an idiot!" Ludwig thought while grabbing his hair and making his hair pink from the blood. His vision was starting to blacken around the edges and all the noises around him sounded muffled. "He's gonna leave me for sure! He's gonna beat me until I'm unrecognizable and then he's gonna leave me!" he thought as his head was starting to pound. He was too into his own head to hear Sami's footsteps and see the concerned look on his boyfriends face. "Ludwig... Ludwig... Ludwig!" the sound of Sami's voice is what got Ludwig out of his own scary thoughts. "Ludwig, chéri, what happened?" Sami said (he already pieced together what happened based on seeing the blood covered cutting board and the bloody knife but he wanted Ludwig to tell him.) "I-I was cutting s-some carrots so I can u-use them for tonights dinner, b-but my hand slipped and I cut my h-hand on the knife. I-I'm sorry! Please don't h-hurt me!" Ludwig begged to Sami with tears in his eyes.

Sami cupped his hands over Ludwig's cheeks and wiped his stream of tears with his thumbs. "Violet, you know I would never hurt you right? Now take some deep breaths for me ok?" Sami said with a calm tone. Ludwig blushed at the nickname but took some deep breaths and his heartbeat was starting to go back to normal. "There we go, there's my little violet now let me see your hand so I can bandage it up and then get you into some new clothes ok?" Sami said with a sweet smile. Ludwig now knew that Sami wouldn't hurt him so he pulled his hand out to show the cut to Sami. Sami gently grabbed Ludwig's hand and gently kissed the cut which made Ludwig blush even more. "It doesn't look that bad and the bleeding has stopped but we still gotta bandage it up and put some peroxide on it so it doesn't get infected" Sami said while he gently takes Ludwig's hand and takes him to the bathroom.

"I'm sorry you have to do this schatz" Ludwig said sadly. Sami finished bandaging up Ludwig's hand and looked at his boyfriend with a loving smile. "Don't be sorry mon amour, it was a little mistake and I know you still have your moments and just know that I will never leave you and I most certainly will never harm you because I love you violet" Sami said and then kissed Ludwig's forehead which caused him to go red all over. Sami then got Ludwig into a new change of clothes and then ushered them to the bed where he cuddled Ludwig from behind. "You're so special to me violet" Sami said while kissing Ludwig's temple. "I always wondered Sami... why do you always call me violet?" Ludwig questioned. Sami gave him a loving smile. "Well violets are elegant and beautiful and that's what reminds me of you" he said which made Ludwig blush. "O-oh, well I never thought of myself like that but I do love it" Ludwig said then turned to hug Sami. "I'm glad you love it violet, now how about we order some takeout from that one Italian place and watch some cheesy romance movies on hallmark" Sami said while hugging Ludwig and kissing his forehead. Ludwig nodded and kissed Sami deeply. "I'd love that very much, Ich liebe dich mein Schatz" Ludwig said with adoration. "Je t'aime aussi ma violette" Sami said as he kissed Ludwig again with adoration and love. Ludwig was glad he found someone like Sami who gave him so much love while Sami was happy he could give all his love to his little violet.

#SamLud #sami x ludwig #sami zayn #ludwig kaiser #world wrestling entertainment #im the captain of this ship

[thommi-tomate]

Philipp Lahm Column

The year begins sadly. Franz Beckenbauer has died. He gave more to German football than anyone else and embodied his country in the best possible way. With wit, charisma, expertise, charm and optimism. The world bows before this shining light.

Beckenbauer always instilled enormous confidence in Germans. First as a player, then as a coach and finally as the man behind the 2006 summer fairytale. It was always true: if Franz takes care of things, nothing can happen to us

I didn’t experience Franz Beckenbauer as a player; the last time he was on the pitch was shortly before I was born. But I did experience the reverence with which my father spoke of him. And when I later looked at the old recordings from the 60s and 70s, some still in black and white, I immediately noticed something: everything was much slower than it is today. The players took a long time to position the ball. They only passed it with their second or third touch. Except for one. Franz played the ball directly to where he wanted it. He played in a way that became common decades later. Like a man from the future.

I have a free-kick in my mind’s eye that he, in a Bayern shirt, flicked over the wall and into the corner of the goal with the outside of his foot after a straight run-up. This goal must have seemed like a miracle to those who witnessed it.

Beckenbauer embodied this progress, this technical innovation, with unprecedented ease. And he was not only more elegant than the others, he had a different idea of football and teamwork. He became a role model for a generation. Der Kaiser modernised football, accelerated it, made it more beautiful. I can’t think of anyone who changed the game in the same way.

When West Germany became world champions in 1990 under Beckenbauer, I was glued to the television as a six-year-old. I think I watched every game of that World Cup. I remember the penalty kick Andi Brehme scored to win the title. And the hairstyle of the team manager, who entertained the whole country with his jokes.

You saw a world champion coach who worked so hard that his mother worried about him “because Franz was so thin”. He knew how to address his players. “Geht’s raus und spielt’s Fußball.”: “Go out on to the pitch and play football.” He gave everyone courage, because one thing was always clear to everyone: nothing can go wrong with Franz.

In 2006, when the World Cup kicked off in Germany, I was on the pitch. The goal I scored in the opening game against Costa Rica is one of the highlights of my career. Being able to play a World Cup in your home country is a priceless gift. The connection with the crowd, the closeness to the fans, has always filled me with confidence. The 2006 experience carried me through my career. It also made me realise my responsibility as a footballer.

The World Cup transformed Germany. A nation that was used to looking at itself very critically suddenly recognised its beautiful teams. A free-playing Germany helped the country look itself in the mirror. Football helped Germany to recognise itself.

We all know mistakes were made around the 2006 World Cup. But in the case of Beckenbauer, something got out of balance. His life’s work for German football and his country cannot be overestimated. The Sommermärchen would not have been possible without the president of the organising committee.

Another tournament is due to be held in Germany this summer. Times have changed, the world is plagued by many crises. We have to adapt, strengthen our community and learn to appreciate Europe and all its achievements again. To do this, we need a new impetus

Europe can do this, its people are capable of it. And football as a cultural asset is part of European civil society. The game can create solidarity and unite people across borders. The many warm-hearted obituaries Franz Beckenbauer has received from all countries shows this.

Euro 2024 should strengthen our cohesion and the European idea. For sport to achieve this, it needs authentic personalities who radiate satisfaction, pride and optimism. Franz Beckenbauer always did that. That is his legacy.

#philipp lahm #franz beckenbauer #german nt #euro 2024

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Fragments of fright (9)

From Richard Cavendish’s The Great Book of the Supernatural

THE MESSENGERS OF THE AFTERLIFE

Most people do not know when they will die - but a few of them are apparently warned of their imminent demise, thanks to the appearance of a ghost. This messenger of the afterlife can be a wraith, or a mysterious animal, and many families are proud of "owning" one.

The Hohenzollern dynasty, which reigned successively over the Brandeburg, Prussia and Germany (until the abdication of the kaiser Wilhelm II at the end of WWI) was boasting the existence of a "family ghost". This specter tied to their bloodline was a White Lady - a female ghost dressed in white, with a mourning armband, usually seen before the death of a member of the family, and appearing in the royal residences of Berlin or other Germany regions. It was believed that she might be the ghost of a princess of the 15th century, who was cruelly abused by her husband, who was a Hohenzollern. The dynasty of the Hesse of Darmstadt (Germany) also had its death herald - a Black Lady this time, in a mourning outfit, her face hidden by a dark veil. This ghost was supposed to be the archduchess Maria-Anna, wife of the archduke Ferdinand.

In the Danish royal family meanwhile, disasters were believed to be announced by the apparition at Gurre, south of Helsingor (a location that inspired the setting of Shakespeare's Hamlet), of the ghost of king Valdemar IV, who ruled on the Denmark in th 14th century and died at Gure in 1375. Another strange fact of the history of the Danish crown concerns the queen Astrid, killed in 1935 by a car accident. Some times after her death, she supposedly appeared before numerous people during a spiritism séance organized at Copenhague by the medium Einar Nielsen. A picture of her "manifestation" was apparently taken - but unfortunately, these kind of pictures are very easy to falsify and thus do not make an actual, solid proof of the ghost's apparition.

The Hasburgs, who ruled over the Austro-Hungarian Empire, were traditionally warned of any upcoming tragedy by the appearance of a group of great white birds circling in the sky. They were seen in 1889, soon before the double suicide of the heir-prince Rudolf and his mistress in Mayerling. Later, the emperor Franz-Josef the First also saw them in 1898, on the eve of the murder of his beloved Elisabeth. Finally, these sinister birds were spotted in 1914, before the Sarajevo attack which killed the archduke Franz-Ferdinand and caused World War I.

The most famous of these "messengers of death" is without a doubt the Irish banshee, which makes the pride and glory of the greatest and oldest families of the island. The banshees howls and wails with a melancholic voice through the night, crying the death of a family's member soon before it actually happens. She can appear as a beautiful maiden with a red shirt, or a green dress under a gray cloak ; or she can appear as an old hag. This "dual face", the beautiful maiden and the ugly hag, were the usual manifestations and appearances of the great goddesses of the pre-Christian Celtic religion, of which the banshee seems to be a remnant. It seems that getting rid of a banshee is hard, since there are records of them still wailing near the old domains of families that left Ireland a long time ago. A few years before the publication of this book, an American that was visiting the Aran island in the Galway bay, organized a party, with lot of music and dancing. As the night was ending, the young man returned home, playing accordion. The noise he made distressed the neighborhood, and someone had to go explain to a poor frightened old man that what he heard wasn't the screams of a banshee, but the sounds of a drunk playing very badly the accordion. Reassured, the old man knew three more weeks of peace... Until he heard the ACTUAL wails of the banshee, and soon after died.

According to a very old tradition, the death of the bishops of Salisbury is announced by the arrival of mysterious white birds flyig over the plain. Other bad omens - not necessarily meaning "death" - are the black dogs, or rather the black hounds, usually of an enormous size, that supposedly haunt the British countryside. Peel's castle, on the isle of Man, is the lair of one of those monsters, the Moddy Dhu, whose mere sight causes a person's death. You will also be doomed to die if you meet the Shriker dog, which hides in the Burnley cemetery (Lancashire). Many more sinisters black hounds are believe to wander on the paths leading to cemeteries. In a lot of popular beliefs and local folklore, dogs are associated with death, probably because in the distant past hungry dogs used to dig up corpses to eat them. There could also be something related to the strong belief that dogs are able to sense entities invisible to humans. Ghosts of dogs are particularly dreaded in the East-Anglia, where strikes the formidable Black Shuck, whose only eye shines in the darkness.

During World War II, an American air-pilot and his wife lived in Walberswick, in the Suffolk, and they had there a terrifying experience. During one whole night, an enormous black dog tried to enter in their house, and they only prevented it from doing so by piling up furniture in front of the door, that the animal nearly split open. At dawn, the beast left, but without leaving any prints in the mud surrounding the house. This event happened during a storm night - which reminds one of the old beliefs claiming that storms are caused by the mad run in the countryside of a pack of infernal hounds, whose howls causes death, madness and misfortune. In some regions, these hounds are led by the "Wild Hunter". In Denmark, it is king Valdemar that leads the pack, in Normandy the Devil himself ; in northern England it is "Gabriel's hounds" led by the Angel of Death, while in the Dartmoor the dogs follow sir Francis Drake riding a hearse. All these legends inspired without a doubt Conan Doyle when he wrote one of Sherlock Holmes' most famous adventures - The Hound of the Baskervilles.

#fragments of fright #supernatural #irish folklore #banshee #black hound #british folklore #white ladies #ghosts #danish legends #german legends

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Opinion on ness? _aesterblaster

omg I don't talk about him much but I actually really love satellite characters and ness is totally kaiser's satellite

since I don't talk about ness that much I'm pouring everything into this one post lol, so brushing everything under the cut to spare everyone the long essay. also, obligatory disclaimer that my thoughts on him will probably change once we get his backstory.

I think ness is an interesting character to have in the germany team because BM is all about rationality and the rational part here is to rely on and support kaiser to score. if blue lock shakes up that system, is ness "rational" enough to support other players if it's the logical thing to do, even if (especially if) it's against kaiser, or will he stick by kaiser anyway? tbh I don't know enough about him to say, but I'm willing to bet he's actually more loyal than logical, but that loyalty didn't come from nothing! maybe he truly believes kaiser is better than everyone and he is the best strategy, or maybe his loyalty just happens to coincide with what is the best strategy right now. but I'm really betting his loyalty trumps "rationality" because just look at his eyes here after isagi steals the ball and assist kunigami

he's such a smiley, cheery person usually. I wonder what his backstory is...

we already know that the chain designs are deliberately drawn in ways that say something about the character (like sae's broken and golden chains, kaiser's clear chain, etc). ness's chain having blue roses is kinda a given since he makes it his goal to direct the plays around kaiser and it's probably also holding him back since he doesn't cultivate his own "ego" outside of it. what is ness outside of kaiser? how do we define him without kaiser in the picture?

I would love to get a ness arc to explore the implications of this picture!!

we already know plenty of characters like him with similar roles/skills but they can stand on their own (tabito, hiori, heck even isagi himself) and/or are growing past their need to be defined as a shadow of someone else's talents (reo). he's a nice contrast to all of that. I don't necessarily think he needs to get rid of or surpass kaiser for growth (like how nagi and reo broke up), but maybe their relationship dynamics can change. like how bachira didn't necessarily move on from isagi to surpass him, but their relationship changed to one where they constantly challenge each other to be better. as much as ness is defined around kaiser, kaiser is also only able to prop himself up because of ness and that doesn't have to change. I mean, rose thorn imagery aside, their relationship seems (for now) waaay healthier than reonagi and even rin and sae back when rin was just as obsessed with being sae's right hand man (see the post's tags for more on this topic).

(tangent: tbh I think the reason why isagi can't beat kaiser yet despite learning to do meta vision at will is because he forgets that kaiser is relying on two sets of eyes... ness is right there with probably the same vision skills so together they consume less energy to control the field unlike isagi who just solos it)

idk if we'll ever see it but I would love to see some story moments that contrasts him with kurona (who, in order to stay in the team, chose to be isagi's satellite), hiori (the OG isagi satellite and cheerleader!! but currently benched...), and reo (who is trying to move on from being nagi's satellite but damn the reonagisagi thing just keeps getting messier and messier. I really feel bad for the guy). I think there's potential in exploring ness's character with these other three as foils.

(another tangent: I've been wondering why his chain becomes transparent at the back but I saw someone point out that it could be because it connects to kaiser's. super neat detail!!)

I think ness has more control over the team than is apparent, he's just not loud about it like kaiser is. it's like... if kaiser is the director of a play, ness is the stage manager that makes it all happen, y'know? kaiser might be the star but I think they both know and understand that ness holds just as much power here. but he's a super chill guy who's got a handle on things so I'd love to see what makes him mad. this is blue lock! we deserve to see a truly pissed off ness!!

outside of plot, and more into fanon territory: I think he holds 90% of kaiser's impulse control; he would make a great mom friend (how come no one thought of giving the blue lock kids the magical mikage translation earbuds until he arrived?? also he probably knows how to calm down a Kasier Tantrum if it happens); he would probably be down for a karaoke/hangout chapter with the blue lock kids; he either has anger management issues deep inside OR he already took care of that in therapy and is now just living his mostly-chill but pretty-obsessed happy life being the stage magician for kaiser

further fanon delusions: I hope they turn out to be childhood friends. omg wait, even better: I hope the twist is that kaiser actually got a blue rose tattoo because of ness............. because ness genuinely thinks he can "attain the impossible" (one of the things a blue rose symbolizes) and kaiser got that tattoo'd as a reminder to himself. oh man, that would be nice I think. I think it would be fun to flip the script and make ness the hidden reason for kaiser's existence even though on the outside it seems like the other way around.

but lol maybe kaiser really is just a dramatic person that likes blue roses and maybe ness really is just a super big kaiser fan. I have no problem with that too!! these two are just theater kids playing football tbh!!

#ask me stuff #anon #or i guess it's #aesterblaster #blue lock #liveblogging bllk #of all the egotistic star x person obsessed with egotistic star pairings in this manga #sae and shidou are like. way too out there just because of shidou being... shidou #past rin and sae was so bad they traumatized each other #reo and nagi was also pretty bad though less traumatizing but we're wading through that mess right now with no end in sight #pre monster bachira was like this to isagi BUT they handled it pretty well all things considered!! #so i kinda liken ness and kaiser to them because they're only unlikeable if you (general you) dislike their individual personalities #which is also not hard to do because they have personalities that can REALLY annoy some readers (understandable; i love them though) #but them together as a pair... so far i think they're doing pretty well relative to all the other examples #then again with reonagi and past rinsae to compare to...... the bar cannot be fucking lower lmao

[maochira]

What about kinda like the last request noa, chris, and lavinho as fathers find out reader has been dating kaiser for like a couple months

Okay so funny story I recently wrote my own thing for Noa and my Blue Lock OC in a similar situation. But writing this for Chris and Lavinho as well is gonna be fun. Also I'm adding this to the father figure!series

The other headcanons for context: right here

Series masterlist

Requests are open!

Tags: gn!reader, overprotective dad behaviour, reader is a soccer player but has an assistant role to the coaches in Blue Lock, literally everyone is concerned about you dating Kaiser (as they should), also if you're new to this series they're not actually reader's fathers but take a role as father figure in reader's life

Noel Noa

-he's known Kaiser for quite a while, and so did you, since all of you play for Bastard München. Just in different teams

-he's seen you hang out with Kaiser occasionally back in Germany, but ever since you went to Blue Lock, he's seen you around Kaiser more often. But he didn't think more into it

-and after a couple of months Noa. He. He sees you and Kaiser kissing and. Oh, well.

-he tries to keep calm, but inside of him there's so many emotions at once

-he calmly pulls you aside and asks if Kaiser is your boyfriend. When your answer is yes, well. Let's say Noa is not amazed.

-he starts asking questions about how long you've been dating, how far you've gone in the relationship (in terms of kissing, etc.), who knows about it, but most importantly: Noa wants to know why you didn't tell him

-so many thoughts about reasons why you should NOT be dating Kaiser run through his head, but he manages to not say any of them towards you. He doesn't want to make you feel insecure about your relationship, and he doesn't want you to feel like he's not supporting you either

-but he would definitely keep a really close eye on Kaiser and ask you if everything is going well between you and Kaiser at least once a day

-at some point, he admits that he's not really a fan of Kaiser being your boyfriend, and you keep reassuring Noa that your boyfriend treats you well

-eventually, Noa finds peace with the thought of you being in a relationship with Kaiser, especially after seeing how happy you are with him

Chris Prince

-even though you were Chris' assistant, occasionally you would be asked to assist at Bastard München's soccer practice as well. And that's basically how you and Kaiser got to know each other and how you started dating

-you kept your relationship a secret from everyone, tho. Even from Chris

-but when he does find out he's a bit unsure how well that could go, but he very much encourages you to continue the relationship if it makes you happy

-despite his concerns, he supports you because he loves seeing you happy like this. Also he thinks it's very cute how giggly you get when you talk about Kaiser

-at first, he was slightly upset that you kept your relationship a secret from him, although, looking back he realizes he should have noticed it sooner because especially to him it should have been pretty obvious

-whenever he meets Kaiser, Chris would occasionally stare at him with an expression that just screams "Break their heart and you're dead."

Lavinho

-like in the Chris headcanons, you assist at Bastard München's practices sometimes and that's how you and Kaiser got close

-when Lavinho finds out about your relationship, he'd be concerned as well but he'd also get a bit emotional, knowing you've found love

-but you're literally dating Michael Kaiser how can he not be concerned

-he trusts you, and he knows if anything bad happened you would talk to him about it, so in the long run he's not that concerned about your relationship

-tries giving you relationship advice but like, you never asked for it so usually, your answer is just "uhhh I know"

-once he gets comfortable with knowing you and Kaiser are dating, he starts teasing you about it. A LOT.

-but he's also still so overprotective about you, a part of him can't really handle knowing you're so deeply in love with someone

#bllk x you #blue lock x you #bllk x reader #blue lock x reader #bllk noel noa #noel noa x you #noel noa x reader #blue lock noel noa #lavinho #lavinho x reader #lavinho x you #blue lock lavinho #bllk lavinho #chris prince #blue lock chris prince #bllk chris prince #chris prince x you #chris prince x reader #blue lock headcanons #bllk headcanons #michael kaiser #blue lock kaiser

[the-cybersmith]

Can you explain being a Star Wars fan and also a monarchist? The rise of the Empire is the takeover of an absolute monarch (Palpatine) that causes mass suffering and fascism across the galaxy. The only positively portrayed monarch in the movies is Padme, and she’s democratically elected, with a term that ends. Like, the whole series is against anyone holding absolute power. So like, how do you justify that to yourself while also licking the monarchy’s boots?

Gee, I don't know.

>"The only positively portrayed monarch in the movies"

Except that's not true. Princessl Leia was also royalty, she inherited the position of senator (her mother was Alderaan's queen. her father was the previous senator).

Palpatine was also elected, and I'm not sure why he's considered a monarch? The Empire was initially a Unitary fascist autocracy, which is not necessarily monarchic. It later became a stratocracy, as more and more of the administrative duties were handed over to high-ranking military officers (People forget, Tarkin may have worn a uniform, but he was a civilian, and the senate still existed up to just before the Battle Of Yavin when it was dissolved), but Palpatine never claimed his right to rule was monarchic, and there was never any suggestion that he should be succeeded in a monarchic fashion.

If we look at Lucas's inspirations for the Empire, a few major sources emerge:

Nazi Germany (explicitly not a monarchy, refused to restore the Kaiser)

Vietnam-War-Era USA (also explicitly not a monarchy)

The Roman Empire (not a monarchy, the Emperors were very clear that they weren't kings)

There are quite a few cases of monarchic systems (elective or hereditary) being portrayed positively.

Toydarya, Alderaan, Onderon (where the whole arc is about removing a usurper and restoring the true king), and Mon Cala are a few examples!!! King Lee-Char, King Katuunko, Queen Breha... I count a fair number of monarchs who are good people!

The First Order was a military Junta, ruled explicitly by the Supreme Leader, and the Final Order was a religious cult, in which the Senior Sith Lord was the highest authority, which happened to be Palpatine by dint of him being the only living Sith Lord left, as Darth Sidious!

#star wars #truth #monarchism #politics #ask #anonymous

[nation-of-bros]

Polish Wretchedness

LOL, Poland is seriously demanding €1.3 trillion in compensation from Germany for something that happened over 80 years ago. I always like to quote our idiotic Chancellor Scholz on such occasions: “Daran kann ich mich nicht mehr erinnern.��� (”I can't remember that anymore.”; Germanophiles will get the joke).

Maybe we should just melt down plastic waste into 6.2 trillion zloty coins and paint them silver. You wouldn't notice any difference in weight and handling, since Polish cash doesn't feel much different than play money from board games. HAHA

I know I'm followed by a couple of Polish bros: Sorry, but your backwoods Catholic country gave me a hearty laugh today. Germany is totally broke. The entire EU sucked us dry and the western sanctions against Russia are killing our economy. Right now German businesses are closing in droves. It's over. There is nothing left to get from Germany! Your government will have to go begging somewhere else!

Nobody is innocent

It pretty much pisses me off when I hear this crap. Just last year Namibia wanted money from Germany for something that supposedly happened at the time of the German Kaiser, so quite a long time ago too. Maybe the Germans should finally put a bill to France because Napoleon occupied and bugged them for years, somewhen around 1800... I bet we'll find many more reasons to morally blackmail each other for reparations!

The Americans have bombed almost every German city into the ground. Do I hate today's Americans for that? Do I want compensation from Americans because my grandmother survived Dresden? NO, because it's long gone, it's history and those responsible are long dead.

The Complete Story

Ok, if the Polish government really wants to have a mud fight against Germany, fine, then please eat the whole fucking picture: Polish nationalists committed massacres on all ethnic groups like Germans, Czechs and Hungarians in the 30's, because they wanted a ethnically pure Polish state after World War I. East Prussia was full of German refugees from Polish-occupied West Prussia at the time, which was one of the reasons Hitler broke off negotiations with Britain and gave the order for the invasion. Later it was also Poles who helped imprison Jews in ghettos. The Polish nation is absolutely not innocent, like everyone.

Poles are dying out anyway

The only thing this ultra-conservative government of hardcore Catholic trash in Warsaw wants is fresh money to squander immediately. They are not concerned with reconciliation and völkerverständigung, but solely with money. German reparation payments will not change anything about the grievances in Poland, nor will they change the fact that the Poles are gonna be extinct in 150 years, because Poland has an even lower birth rate and Polish youth are leaving the country in droves, while Germany's population is actually growing through heavy immigration. The 2 or 3 million Ukrainian refugees won't change anything, especially since they only eat up the few hairs from the Poles' heads before they piss off back or wander further towards Western Europe in more lavish welfare states.

So what is the purpose of any compensation to Poland?! Doesn't seem like a good investment in the future to me. We'd better spend the money on more useful things than just keeping homophob Catholic backwoods maintained a little longer.

#politics #essay