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miniaturetalecrown · 7 months

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Hetalia Rare Pair Week Day 3 - Celebrity

Pairing: Netherlands/Ukraine (NedKraine)

Words: 1,166

@hetalia-rarepairweek

After Sour Candy had rehearsed their set, their manager, Roderich, spoke to them.

"Kateryna, I have something I need to tell you." Roderich explains.

"What is it?" Kateryna asks quietly, curling a blonde strand of hair around her finger.

"I've hired a bodyguard for you. It's for your own protection." Roderich smiles.

"Roddy, you know that Mhairi, Shannon and I can protect Katy." Erzsébet smiles at her fiancé.

"Yes, I know the four of you are close, but I don't want anyone hurt." Roderich tells them, "Anyway, I want you to meet Lars."

"You must be Kateryna, Erzsébet, Mhairi, and Shannon." Lars smiles politely.

"Yes, I'm Kateryna." Kateryna smiles back, "Erzsébet is the brunette, Mhairi is the redhead, and Shannon is the strawberry blonde."

"Anyway, Lars is here to protect you from anyone that could harm you, and Gilbert suggested him, so if there are any problems, talk to him," Roderich explains.

"Don't worry, Katy. I know Lars, and he's a great guy. We're both friends with Gilbert." Mhairi smiles.

"And he's Mathias' best friend." Shannon smiles, "You're in good hands."

"Roderich, are you sure this is a good idea?" Erzsébet asks.

"Lars is the best in the business, and both Mhairi and Shannon trust that Kateryna will be safe." Roderich reassures, "Just to let you know that Lars will be living with you, Kateryna."

"Okay." Kateryna smiles softly.

"Don't worry, it'll be like I'm not even there." Lars smiles.

"Yeah, like you won't notice someone that is six foot five and built like a bloody tank." Mhairi laughs loudly.

Lars then glares at Mhairi.

"Sorry, but it's true." Mhairi giggles, and Erzsébet and Shannon both try not to laugh.

"Ignore them." Kateryna smiles at Lars.

Later, after Sour Candy had performed their set, Kateryna hugged her bandmates goodbye before leaving with Lars.

"I have a guest bedroom that you can use." Kateryna explains as she unlocks the door to her three-bedroom apartment, "Is there anything I can get you?"

"Just a glass of water, please." Lars responds, sitting down on the cream couch.

"Sure, and please make yourself at home." Kateryna smiled as she walked into the kitchen.

Kateryna soon emerges from the kitchen with a glass of water for Lars and a box of chocolate chip cookies. Kateryna hands Lars the water and offers him a cookie.

"Thank you." Lars smiles taking a cookie, "So, I need to ask, what has happened for you to need my protection?"

"Well, long story short, my ex-boyfriend threatened me after a messy breakup. It wasn't a great relationship, and he was violent with me. That was why we broke up." Kateryna sighed, trying not to cry, "Roderich has been worried about me for about six weeks, and he's also worried about Erzsébet, Mhairi, and Shannon, as we're so close, and they'll have no qualms about protecting me."

"Kateryna, please don't worry. I'll protect you, and if he tries to hurt you, he has to get through me first." Lars reassures.

"Thank you." Kateryna sobs.

A couple of months later, Sour Candy finished their show when Kateryna's ex-boyfriend, Corey, tried to shoot her. After realising Kateryna's danger, Lars jumped in front of her, pushed her out of the path of the bullet, and took the bullet in his arm for her.

"Lars, are you okay?" Kateryna sobs, holding Lars in her arms.

"Yeah, just a bullet in the arm." Lars laughs it off.

"I know first aid." Mhairi tells them before running off for a first aid kit.

"Lars, I can't believe you would endanger your life for me." Kateryna sobs.

"Katy, I didn't just do it as your bodyguard; I did it because I love you." Lars smiles.

"What?" Kateryna gasps.

"I really do, Katy. You are an amazing woman, and I would do anything to make you happy." Lars smiles at me.

"Oh, Lars." Kateryna smiles and then gently kisses Lars on the lips.

Mhairi returns with the first aid kit and wraps a bandage around Lars' arm.

"You need to hold still." Mhairi scolds, "Katy, can you hold Lars and ensure he doesn't move."

"Right, lovebirds." Erzsébet laughs, "There are two detectives who want to speak to both of you."

"Can you ask them to wait until Mhairi has finished bandaging up Lars' arm?" Kateryna asks.

"Yeah." Shannon smiled as she went out of the room.

Once Mhairi is finished, Shannon returns with two detectives, Mathias and Gilbert.

"Hello." Mathias smiles softly.

"If you don't feel up to answering any questions, please say, and we'll stop." Gilbert smiles at Kateryna and Lars.

"No, we'll be fine." Kateryna smiles.

"So, to let you know that he's been booked into custody and that you're safe." Mathias explains, smiling softly.

"I'm glad." Kateryna smiles as Lars nods.

"So, could you explain your relationship to the shooter?" Gilbert asks.

"Well, he's my ex-boyfriend. It was a volatile relationship, and he was abusive. I left him about six months ago, and he didn't take it so well." Kateryna explains, sobbing.

"So, that was why Roderich asked me if I knew anyone who could protect you, as he never specified." Gilbert sighs, "I'm glad I mentioned Lars to Roderich."

"He's been amazing. The first night, I had night terrors and screamed; when Lars heard, he ran into my room and threatened whoever was hurting me, even if it was just a dream." Kateryna explains, smiling.

"Please don't worry, we'll get you justice." Mathias smiles, "But Gilbert and I need to leave and get back to the station."

"Thank you so much." Kateryna smiles at them.

After Mathias and Gilbert leave, Lars pulls Kateryna into a hug and kisses the top of Kateryna's head.

"How are you feeling?" Lars asks.

"Still in shock." Kateryna starts to sob again.

"Lars, you should go to the hospital to get your wound looked at." Kateryna sobs.

"If you come with me, I'll go." Lars smiles.

"I won't have you go on your own." Kateryna smiles.

The next day, after Kateryna had taken Lars to the hospital, Lars had the bullet removed from his arm and then it was stitched up and bandaged; Erzsébet, Mhairi, and Shannon visited Kateryna's apartment.

"How's the bullet wound?" Mhairi asks, sitting down next to Shannon on the couch.

"I've had the bullet removed, and it's been stitched up." Lars explains, "But Katy's been looking after me, and we're going out for dinner tonight."

"And you're not going as her bodyguard?" Shannon asks, giggling.

"Nope. It's a date." Kateryna explains.

"How exciting." Erzsébet giggles.

"I'm so excited, but we'll take it easy." Kateryna smiles.

"So, where are you going for dinner?" Mhairi asks.

"We're going to the fancy restaurant not far from here." Lars explains, "Kateryna suggested it."

"We love that place." Erzsébet smiles.

"We wanted to check on you both, but we'll let you prepare for your date tonight." Mhairi smiles before leaving with Erzsébet and Shannon.

After Erzsébet, Mhairi, and Shannon left, Lars pulled Kateryna into an embrace, and he felt her relax.

"Are you okay?" Lars asks, concerned.

"I'm fine. I'm just happy to be with you, my hero." Kateryna smiles.

#hetalia #hetalia rarepairweek #aph rarepairweek #rarepairweek 2023 #hetalia fanfiction #hws netherlands #hws ukraine #netherlandsxukraine #nedkraine

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headingalaxys-spicy · 11 months

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* Breaking your window and come out of nowhere *

WOPPA!! HELLO LOVELY

I GOT YOU REQUEST or most likely a Brabble{i think that what it call} , lately i been watching Hetalia and ofc My head be like "what if i make M/N that is country and they BADASS " Reader is A country that's have separate as peace ngl like russia They From Another planet and Universe OFC CUZ EARTH FULL OF COUNTRY AND YEAH WHY NO MAKING ANOTHER PLANET FOR READER RIGHT and sheesh ngl they hot 😔 they're planet is not to far from the sun But Colder than Russia about -373 degrees like Neptune that's like BRUTALLY COLD WHETHER but of course like the planet Kepler-452b not too hot not too cold it's like planet Kepler-452 b and planet OGLE-2005-BLG-390L b combine together , aside from Being human species like animals just combine Human and animals then we got a half-furry XD, M/n Is a half dear , is Pretty and Have the best taste on Outfit, kind ,loveable,Calm and Wise but there history is Brutally Scary , the can change into maniac killer who show no mercy control by the voice of god , like russia { geez how many i say russia } russia say "Become one with me" {okay that's line i saw on YouTube i don't know how he gonna say it} but for M/n is " You know you're one of us, There's no escaping us, There's no one you can trust ,So leave them all for dust " That mean you, him and The Voice btw that's olso line from Yt form Voices - Derivakat { btw reader is really powerful than Russia } { i actually will Make this a story from now on hehehe when I'm done i will give it to you first}

SHORT WAY HIRE :

So how Would Yandere America and Russia and Germany look at this M/n Wise and calm but olso a Maniac killer who show no mercy control by the voice of god Would it be Deadly sights of drama or maybe another way around a romantic way hahaha This will be fun Dear💕

I won’t lie I did get VERY confused by the content of your ask it’s really daunting; it was a lot so I had to simplify it so it could at least be answered. I hope you like it and again I’m really sorry that I don’t hit the mark. It’s definitely one of the more difficult asks I’ve ever tried to tackle.

America, Germany, and Russia with a powerful manic alien killer.

(Yandere Male x Nation because, yes, I acknowledge there isn’t enough of that on here.)

Alright warnings mentions of death and blood so this post is not for everyone. Read at your own risk!

Introduction

The reports were disturbing about the extraterrestrial destruction that happened whenever the sun disappeared in the forests of the midwestern United States, the densely wooded area of the German Bavarian forests, or the wild Russian Taiga forests. It was a hellish sight of mangled bodies of animals, trees that had been pulled out from their roots, and even their own citizens who’d been caught up in the rampage of these incidents.

However, because their bosses are assholes, they did request that they investigate with their specialized teams to see and try to confront the chaotic being that was wreaking havoc on their beloved forests and people

🇺🇸⭐️ America⭐️🇺🇸

Standing at the edge of the dense forest with sturdy stick-like trees that dared to try and scrape, the sky loomed over Alfred and his team ominously. Normally he wouldn’t hesitate, but his heart dropped into his stomach. It was the feeling of his ‘heroism’ and ‘bravery’ dropping to 0. But, that’s what heroes did: Do the scary thing even when they themselves didn’t want to be brave but had to. He sucked in a large breath filled with hope and tension he could feel from some of his FBI agents.

“Alright, fan out. Keep your radios on and request backup if you guys find any unusual clues or find the damned thing that’s been causing all of this. Return back here at 21:00 hours and leave cameras behind just so we can actually get some footage to study.”

“Understood.” Five groups of 10 people each head out into different forest directions. America heads in and goes to the Northernmost part of the forest. It was 17:00 in the middle of summer with plenty of sunlight to spare. The hairs on the back of his neck stood up the moment his military boot crunched down on some of the faded grass of the Chequamegon-Nicolet forest. He bit down on his lip harshly but continued anyway and incisively had his left hand on his pistol. Eyes roamed the forest and he and his agents surveyed the damage that became increasingly more severe the deeper they went in. The large inhuman and not that of any animal that was native to the Wisconsin wilderness. Some agents began to take photos and take samples to be studied in the labs, and others' mouths were agape at the wreckage.

“How in hell can there even be claw marks this big?” He overheard one of his agents say to another.

Just as Alfred was about to reach a nearby river, he was halted in his tracks when he had a sudden oncoming migraine that grated at his nerves. It brought him to his knees. He could hear voices in his head chanting:

“You can escape us. You can’t escape us. You can’t escape us.” It felt as though his ears were being scraped from the inside of his brain.

Just from the other side of the river, hidden beneath the shade of the trees, was the manic alien killer with the ears of a black bear emitting his signal to the humans through his telekinetic ears. With his wide black voids for eyes and smile as wide as the Cheshire cats, he was certainly not something of earth.

‘This is getting fun. There are some cute humans, especially the one with hair from the sand next to the sea. He should definitely come to me. Oh, sweet human, come to me.~’ An inhuman giggle that sounded like the gurgling of water seeps out from his wide mouth. It could be heard from at least a mile away. This caused some more of the animals to scurry away, alerting some of the teams, including Alfred’s of its position.

“Sir, up ahead just across the river ….” One of his agents placed his hand on his shoulder.

“Yeah, I know I heard but I have this major headache and it’s killer.”

That was the being's trigger words that made it go wild. It loved the thrill. It loved the word. It simply made it want to rampage at the sound of the uttered word, and so it did. With great force, it leaped far above the northern pin oaks to get a physical visual of his prize.

“THERE YOU ARE~” It’s voice was loud and shook the knees of even the strongest trees.

Sounds of surprised panic reached the male aliens' ears. It was like music that soothed its soul.

“Come here cute one~” It reached out with a long spider-like arm that looked as if it was made out of thin stardust and could break easily. But that was far from the truth. One of Alfred’s Agents moved him out of the way just in time before he could be caught. This made him angry.

“Keep away, FLESHY SLIME.” It barked out in that gaggled, inhuman voice. It created sharp ice from the lake below to begin killing off his agents one by one in a painful manor. The shrieks filled its cute bear ears with joy. As Alfred’s blue eyes could only watch in horror as one by one he saw and heard bodies collapse to the grassy ground. Screams filled the air until it was dead silent. His migraine grew worse and he was incapacitated all he could do was cover his ears and be rolled into a ball. Hoping that all of this was some sick nightmare he’d soon wake up from.

To his horror, it was all read because he came face to face with the terrifying being with it’s wide vanta black eyes.

“Hello dear~” it cooed. Before it gently placed it’s lips on his and with that his vision faded and Alfred was never to be seen again.

🍺🇩🇪Germany🇩🇪🍺

Marching through the compacted parts of the first filled to the brim with spruce, beech, and fir trees, Ludwig became increasingly concerned and irritated. There had been odd half-human and half-animal tracks that sparsely littered throughout the forest floor. It was challenging to try and pinpoint what exactly he was looking for since there were no reference photos of the damned thing. Ludwig gritted his teeth as he came close to one of the long marks that seemed to have cut an entire tree in half. With that, there was a plethora of dead deer, wolves, owls, and other animal bodies among the wreckage.

“Sheiße!” Was all he could think to shout. He began to examine the dreadful scene. He ran his hand through his hair frustratingly. Messing up his once neat hairstyle to look frizzy. Not that it mattered.

Y/N, the male alien, was having a jolly good time having the annoyed German try to hunt him down. It was all going according to plan. His wolf tail wagged in the soft breeze of the late summer day. He was obviously having fun with the new set of prey that decided to investigate the ravaged forest.

“Time to up the ante.” With a giggle that sounds like that of a joyful child at Christmas getting all the presents that they desired.

All the hairs on Ludwig's body stood at attention.

“There’s no way in hell that a child should be anywhere near this forest. It’s been blocked off to the public for now until all of this chaos is over.”

Another thunderous laugh ravaged the forest once more. This time the laugh sounded way more sinister and filled with malice. Ludgwigs heart sank, but his body began to kick into high gear. It was time for fight mode. It was time to end this.

“Funny. He thinks he can defeat the like of me. Silly human. Or somewhat. Cute but not as smart as me.” He used his phone that he rigged to send out a signal to draw the poor German in.

Ludwig’s phone had buzzed to life.

“KACKE!” (Shit!)

Once he calmed down a little bit he fished the buzzing phone from his pocket. It was from one of his men in the Bundesnachrichtendienst. While already on the edge his nerves wouldn’t be able to sustain this wild goose chase for long. This normal solid as a rock German became like a slightly hardened jello form. Once he realized it was just his phone, his hands still continued to tremble. When he concentrated his nerves to read the incoming message it read:

COME QUICK! WE’VE FOUND SOMETHING THAT YOU NEED TO SEE! WERE NEAR THE NORTHWESTERN BORDER WITH THE CZECH REPUBLIC.

Taking in a few short breaths to calm down. He simply texts back a quick “Okay. On my way. I’m about 15 minutes off.

When he started to make his way toward his other men, he was really headed toward his impending doom. He began to get hit hard with a ringing in his ears. He continues on anyway, even though the ringing started low and started to crescendo. When he began to reach the clearing close to the border. “There’s no escaping me. There’s no escaping me.” Began the chants that he heard in his head.

“Was zur Hölle? Verpiss dich!” (What the hell? FUCK OFF!) As he began to become entangled within the vicious extraterrestrial entity. Fight mode began to kick in once again.

“My time to shine~” Y/N descends downwards into the clearing. Coming face to face with Ludwig. He jumps backward at the sight of the alien creature with black voids for eyes and a half-human and half-wolf body.

“Come with me cute Ludwiggy~”

“Du spinnst!” (You’re nuts) This shit can’t be real.

“Oh it is sweet, strong Ludwig~” Y/N coos at the disturbed German.

Ludwig was quick to aim his gun at the creature that had caused so much destruction and killed many of his people.

Ludwig's eyes had fizzled out with television static. He couldn’t see a thing but he felt the creature have its lips engulf his. It was the last thing he was aware of before he completely blacked out.

Ludwig couldn’t stop this crazy thing, there was that no doubt.

🇷🇺 🪆Russia🪆🇷🇺

He’d been wandering through the snow for hours. It was not its usual pristine white, some of it was splattered with different shades of scarlet. Tainting the purity of his precious landscape. Bodies of people, animals, and sunflower beds that were set to bloom for spring had all been defiled in the most awful way, and someone was going to have to pay for these sins. He marched onward with a few of his own agents pacing 10 paces behind him picking up evidence to research later.

Ivan had wandered to an area that had half-human half-polar bear tracks where one foot was that of a polar bear and the others strode with a bare human foot.

‘This has to be some elaborate prank that someone created. None of this even makes the remotest amount of sense.’ He thought to himself. He gripped his trusted rusted pipe a little tighter.

‘OOOOOOh Ivan dear does it have to be?’ A voice appears to begin talking to him within the tight confines of his mind.

Iavn’s scowl deepens. He’s annoyed greatly at the idea of having someone be in his mind. No that can’t really happen. He’s just tired of looking at the blinding white snow and the bodies, blood, and decorated flower beds that now decorated it like a Fyodor Dostoevsky novel actualized in reality.

Shaking his head he denies what he heard and continues onward. He just wanted to be back in his warm cabin to knit. He hated this mission to search for the source of the destruction that’s what he had special operatives and government officials for.

‘OOOOOh poor Ivan not having fun looking at my masterpieces?’

Ivan simply continues on with his agitated march. Continuing to look for reasons as to why there is a mismatch in these tracks.

‘You really want to find me how cute. Soon enough, cutie.’ Ivan doesn’t react to that last comment. He stopped in his track when in the distance, he saw something with an inhuman body that was fused with that of a polar bear, the body of a tall human with eyes that were large pools of black. Starring right at him. Unnerved but not undeterred from being able to finally reach the end of his mission.

“Nows a good time to come out and you may not die.” He readies himself to charge at the being that was lurking behind the trees.

‘That’s cute, but, I’ve already poisoned your mind.’

Ivan rolls his eyes at the dreaded thought and decides to charge for the demented thing anyways. Milliseconds before he tried to make a blow at Y/N he missed and slipped on some of the snow that had melted. When he fell all he could see were the mangled faces of some of the men that were behind him.

‘No, no! I’m hallucinating it can’t be.’ As Ivan tried to reorient himself and wriggle himself free mentally from the aliens' grasp, it was all hopeless. As he rolled over to look back from where he came all he could see were the bodies of his agents who all entered the deeper part of the forest with him. All twisted and contorted in inhuman shapes.

As he tried to stand and reorient himself, he has hit hard in the back of his head. His face was driven back into the snow. As his head throbbed in pain all he could hear in his head was chanting of:

‘Become one with me. Become one with me! Become one with me! You know you’re one of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!’

These were the last things that Ivan remembers before he blacked out and was taken to another dimension.

#hetalia #hws #hetalia fandom #headingalaxys writes stuff #hws america #hws germany #hws russia #headingalaxys spicy #hetalia imagines #dark hetalia x reader

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mpregfrance · 7 months

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9, 15, 23 be salty

thank u <333 i'll pick some for u as well

9. character(s) i dislike: honestly i don't really dislike any character they all have their strengths and flaws. admittedly i'm just not a huge fan of germany on a superficial level. germany stans swear up and down that he's multifaceted and like i don't doubt that, but he's a bit of a jerk, outwardly kinda bland, and i'm cautious (read: judging) of anyone who's too into him or 20th century german history. seems to go hand in hand concerningly often. not always but if the shoe fits...

15. unpopular opinion about the media itself: first of all that dub narrarator is annoying as fuck i dont care what y'all say she bothers me. you know how when someone you don't like says something funny so you wait to laugh until you get home? it's like that.

also the studio deen anime isnt that bad, yes the aesthetics are kinda skrunky but i like it. after the webcomic itself the first few seasons will always be the source material to me <3 and fans who got into hetalia post like, 2014 are spoiled by the shiny new art style.

23. unpopular character you love: france. lol i don't really know if they're considered unpopular but as we know im hog wild for cuba and also seychelles my babygirl they both need more love and recognition. also turkiye, again idk if he's unpopular but we don't get enough of him in fanon. i should really write some turkfra sometime.

and i need to ask. switzerland?? what happened to basch? is he dead? cancelled?? used to love that guy. sorry i cheated that was 4 whole character teehee

#thank u beloved mutual #ask and ye shall receive #ask game #ask meme

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koolkat9 · 1 year

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7. Underrated Character

12. What makes this Fandom different in a positive way compared to other fandoms

4. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

9.part of canon you think is overhyped

14. Dumbest reason for fandom drama

19. Has anyone ever gotten mad over how you've portrayed an character or over a headcanon or something?

Best of Times, Worst of Times

7. Underrated Character

Cuba. He's got such a unique character design amongst the cast being our only canon plus size character that I'm aware of and also being on the hairier side, and there is so much more to his character, more than what the anime portrays.

I rambled about him in another ask, but just, he's such a cool guy. Like fun uncle vibes. And he probably gives some of the best hugs. And I need him being more chivalrous like the wiki says. One day I'm going to write Matt swooning over how much of a gentleman he can be. I think he can be so fun, I just wish I saw him more.

And I need more of his bromance with Matt in canon!

12. What makes this Fandom different in a positive way compared to other fandoms

I don't have much experience in other fandoms, but from what I've seen, the fandom tends to be very loose with canon. We are all really pick and choose what we want from canon and ignore the rest. And sure other fandoms do this sometimes, but with Hetalia it feels like it's a whole other level and really make these characters our own.

4. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

Gosh....I remember seeing some terrible takes, but I've wiped them from my memory. Sorry...

9.part of canon you think is overhyped

Buon San Valentino. That's more because it's THE Ger//ita chapter and everyone knows my feelings on Ger//Ita. But it still has something for me with Ludwig being a gay disaster. But it's the closest I get to feeling something is overhyped.

14. Dumbest reason for fandom drama

Claiming that a ship is canon seriously and attacking others that see things differently. Because 1) Even if your headcanon/ship was canon, this is the Hetalia fandom, canon is a mere suggestion or bouncing off point. 2) No ship is canon anyway.

I don't see this as much anymore, though there is a similar problem with claiming headcanons are canon and people attacking each other over that which is also dumb. But going back to the ship thing, I've talk to some people who got attacked for shipping Germany with someone other than Italy in the past. Luckily I never got that and I'm actually good friends with a lot of Ger//Ita shippers so things seemed to have calmed down on that front. At least on Tumblr.

19. Has anyone ever gotten mad over how you've portrayed an character or over a headcanon or something?

Omg yes. A year or two ago, there was that anon going around to peoples, specifically fruk fic writers bitching about how we portrayed Arthur, how Arthur deserved better than Francis, blah blah blah. The circles I was in nicknamed them "The Arthur Anon" (though I think there was at least two, because I blocked one and still got another anon with similar complaints).

There were a few times these kinds of anons complained about my fics but one I remember vividly was for a Fruk Week fic. It was a story where some of Arthur's fairy friends meddle in his love life and try to get him and Francis together. And they came bitching that the fairies are terrible people, that Arthur shouldn't have been happy that they invaded his privacy or something. And I'm sitting there like 1) They're fairies, they don't have human morals and would do something like that 2) It actually turned out alright so Arthur is kind of thankful because he would have never finally confessed to Francis without the fairies' plans.

That ask actually really affected me at the time, I even changed some of my fic. But now I just laugh at that anon because they were so petty and bitchy.

#hetalia #hetalia ask games #hetalia asks #hws cuba

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owlrolls · 1 year

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Top 3 engport AU's for your consideration and what I think about them

Nyotalia

- a classic, really

- the girls, just like their male counterparts, are super devoted to eachother

- they realized they were into eachtoher after years of "learning how to kiss" sessions with the other, something like:

"hey Joana,,,"

"mhm?"

"do you know how to kiss?"

"oh,, well,,-I I get the gist of it! I once had a human boyfriend y'know! "

"woah! So can you teach me?? :D"

"what"

- once my history teacher said that the biggest flaw the Portuguese have is jealousy, but, weirdly enough, I don't think Joana would do much when she sees Edith with other people, untiiiillll she realizes they're just friends

- she'd just give the death stare and hope for the best and cry a bit on the inside when people ask if she needs to use the restroom

- talking about jealousy, I think Edith would be more calm? Just like Joana maybe stare "👁️👁️" style but then once the chat is over she'd just ask who it is

- again, non-confrontational people

- they may have had less fights than the boys but when they had 'em, boy were they ugly

- during the ww2, Joana cut her hair really short to look like a man and to be accepted and respected around her peers and Edith let hers grow to look more feminine and appealing during her spionage days

- Joana's favorite thing on Edith is when she gets to ramble on something she likes and spends hours if not days remebering little details about the topjc

- Ediths is when Joana remembers little details she mentions during her ramblings, her favorite brand of perfume, why her favorite tea is the best, how many times her sisters had to get her out of the top of a tree like a scared cat because that apple just look THAT tasty, the look on her face when the alliance was signed and she spilled wine one her dress while celebrating

- 1000/10 incredible AU MWAH

Hetalia Gakuenl AU

- met at the paranormal club when Gabe had to get Vlad home because it was getting late and Romulus had forgotten him at school

- first interaction is a complete disaster:

"Guys this is my cousin Gabriel!"

"Hi."

"Hi"

"Oh, hey I know you from physics class, Lukas right?"

"Mhm"

"And you."

"ah shit"

"didn't you remind the English teacher about the test?"

"fucking hell."

"PFFTTT--"

"Vlad you traitor, you better sleep with an eye open"

- anyways, Gabe coming to the club to pick up his cousin is recurring theme, sometimes with his brother, sometimes with his other cousins

"Vlaaaad, your cousin's here"

"oh right, sorry guys!"

"wait."

"c'mere"

"mhm?"

"hey, um, is your cousin by any chance,,, into boys?,,"

"OH"

"SILENCE HEATHEN"

"..."

"yes or no"

"ask him yourself <3"

"motherfucker"

So there goes Tumblr sexyman, Arthur Kirkland:

"hey-"

"oh hi, what up ^^"

"do you wanna go out with me."

"I literally don't know you"

"👁️👁️.... 👁️👁️"

"yeah I do"

- the rest is up to your imagination, but it's just so sweet and friends to lovers (best trope) and cute UGHH ><

- 9.8/10

Coffee shop/Pub AU

- Barista Arthur and bartender Gabriel, name a better duo

- Arthur works at this silly little coffee shop owned by him and his brothers

- it's a cozy and comfortable 2 store space

- above is their home and below is the shop

- one day walks in Gabriel, looking as if he didn't sleep the last 4 days, asking for a tall black coffee, with sugar, steaming hot

"hey, are you sure, lad? We have other things that could help with whatever's going on with you"

"sighs nah, just.. Don't worry I'm fine with that, how much is it anyways?"

"1.50€"

"aight"

*slides a custard tart* "it's on the house"

- Gabe is very much surprised pikachu face.png

-later on to relieve stress from work Art goes to a pub

"gimme your strongest whiskey, one beer and a glass of vodka"

"you really need to get a hold of your nerves Arthur; gonna end up dead"

"pew pew!"

"sighs come on to the back, I'll take care of ya', it's on the house"

9.5/10 - so so good ^o^

#engport #engport AU's #hetalia #hws portugal #nyo portugal #hws england #nyo england #owl rambles #had to take this off my chest

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luxaryllis · 2 years

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A little vent post-

You don't have to read it-

Just dumping and venting my thoughts right now-

I'm sorry for taking a while to post the Hetalia!Russia!MC also-

Warning/s: Mentions of s**cidal thoughts, cussing

Just when I thought today was going well.

Fate just HAS to let me cry at least ONCE every single day!!

Why?

Why do I have to go through this?

Is it because of my gender?

My age?

My height?

Is it because I'm your child?

That I have to forgo my privacy and personal life JUST for you?!

Who cares if you're my family!? If you act like this to me, you lose my respect!

If I can't do something, don't compare me to others who have done it!

If I don't want to do something, don't make me feel bad about it!

If you don't want me doing something, don't shout at me.

And if you don't want me to do something, don't do the same thing RIGHT IN FRONT of me!!

You say not to be a hypocrite; but you ARE a hypocrite, yourselves.

I'm still your family, your kid, your sibling, aren't I?

Cuz if so, why is it that you always find some mistake I make and focus on it?!

Why must you be SO focused on forcing me to memorize school topics?!

For my grades and future, sure; but is it really?

Are good grades and a great future worth it even when I cry myself to sleep, pinch myself to stay awake, and other stuff?! Is it worth me having multiple self-identity crises because of the concepts of "smart" and "intelligent" and "model student" being constantly forced onto me?!

Tell me?! Is it going to be worth it?!

Because I don't think it is.

You jump to conclusions and forget about the fact that I'm just a kid!

I'm YOUR kid!

Do people really treat their children the way you treat me?

Or is fate just so cruel to give me a family like mine.

A family so complicated, "complicated" would be the only word I can even describe our relationship with.

Sometimes, you're all the best people I have in my life. These times are the times when we're smiling, we're happy, we're joking around. These are the times when we're playing together and just having a fun and comforting time together.

Other times, you're like a tormentor. Your attitudes can flip with the wrong word, and I'm scared of that. You're all perfectionists who think that your children can be the best people ever. And you're not afraid to shout, cuss, and even scream at us; as long as we get the end product you want.

Why can't I live peacefully? Why can't we just live together peacefully as a happy and content family?

Why did you have to extend your standards on us; and raise it even higher whether we reach your primary standards or not.

Yes, you probably want us to excel in whatever we do; but do you think I want to?

Do you think I wanted to go through my classmates and friends constantly judging me for my so-called "love" for studying and working? Do you think I wanted to go through the utter humiliation whenever I get even a single mistake in a test when everyone would gawk at me?

Did you think so? Cuz I don't! I NVER wanted to go through that!

Do you think it's worth all the su*cidal thoughts?! Those same thoughts running in my head at the moment?

And though I've always been too scared and ashamedto act on them, they're still there. They've always been there.

Never went away.

Always at the back of my mind, haunting me.

But I always wish that you would be in a better mood the next hour, or morning.

Wishful thinking, yes. But it would often happen anyway.

Am I being dramatic? Maybe. You would definitely say stuff like that, if you would possibly read my thoughts whenever we get into an arguement.

And here comes another night, I will be spending; crying myself to sleep, with stupid thoughts running around my head. Not that I'd have the guts to execute those thoughts in real life, though.

Then, the cycle will continue. On, and on, and on.

You guys start being happy; I lower my guard; you get angry; My sensitive ass starts crying; and repeat.

But have you ever thought of thinking from MY perspective? Haven't I always been respectful to you? Haven't I been obedient enough? What do I have to do to permanently earn your approval?

Do I have to do even more sleepless nights, crying? Do I have to start eating less so I can look skinnier? Do I have to take more speech therapy lessons to fix my stupid speech impediment?

What do I have to do?

Why do I even want your approval?

Can't I just go back in time and warn my younger self of our family's "duality" and complexities?

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#quick vent #ya'll srsly don't have to read this #i'll prbly be fine in the morning-#just needed to write down and vent my feelings-

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esmeriandreamer · 6 months

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Okay, so I know many of you guys started following me due to my Dreamling fic. But to be completely honest, I have somewhat fallen out of the fandom due to my hyperfixation changing course every couple of weeks ;7; And I can't really force myself back in without triggering my demand avoidance to go crazy xD

So, I was wondering, given that I will likely no longer write for the Sandman any time soon, are you guys still interested in reading my other (future) fics? No idea on what fandoms will make me want to write (though it's likely to be BG3 or my own fanon version of Hetalia-), but we shall see-

#marije talks #marije makes a poll #my writing #dreamling

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crosshimes-fanwritings · 7 months

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Imperfect Nothing: Chatroom

Fandoms: I do not own Zatch Bell, Urusei Yatsura, Chainsaw Man, Hetalia, Professor Layton, and The Duke of Death and His Maid Rating: T Summary: Things were cool in the chatroom until Clive revealed Walter's secret. Verse: Modernverse TW/CW: None Note: I was bored so I wrote a stupid chatroom drabble. Originally posted on AO3

Suzume: So, I'm in. So, I hope your advice works, Mariko. Mariko: Meh. You'll be fine, Suzu. ^w^

Viola is online

Viola: What's up, gals? ^0^ Finally, a chatroom for friends! I can listen to music while chatting with the girls!

Suzume: Hey, Viola!

Mariko: Good to know! Whatcha kind of music ya listening to right now?!

Viola: Pop music, baby!

Suzume: AWESOME!

Mariko: Let's talk about love, girls! Who do ya like, Suzume? I know you used to like Takamine. I'm sure you must fancy a new guy by now!

Suzume: Not telling here, Mari. Sorry. =(

Viola: Oh, come on! I have an idea through, Suzu! Tee hee hee! =D

Suzume: Just don't say it online, Viola! >////<

Denji is online

Power is online

Denji: What's up, ladies? Talking about the dudes? Oooh, Suzu has a crush on someone? 8D

Power: Oh, put a sock in it, Denji! Who cares if she has a crush?! Crushes are lame anyway!

Mariko: HEY D>

Viola: Oh, give it a chance, girl! You might find someone one day!

Power: No, thanks =_= My only love is MEAT!

Denji: Yep. Power loves her damned meat, y'all.

Ataru is online

Mendo is online

Ataru: Why the hell are you here, Mendo?! >__>

Mendo: I could ask the same about you, Moroboshi! Anger

Denji: Take it to the private chatroom, you clowns. We aren't here to watch your crushfest.

Ataru: WHAT?!

Mendo: ARE YOU ASSURING MOROBOSHI AND I GOT CRUSHES ON EACH OTHER?!

Mariko: MAYBE ¬‿¬

Viola: YEP! ▼ω▼

Suzume: I think you two would make a cute couple! ^www^

Ataru: THE F*CK?!

Mendo: OH, HELL NOOOOOOOOO! >_<

Ryouko is online

Mendo: Oh sh*t!

Ryouko: Oh, big brother! Mother wants you to get off your computer! She wants you to go shopping with me~ ^ v ^

Mendo: ………Oh crap.

Ataru: GOOD LUCK, LOSER! HA HA HA HA!

Mendo: SCREW YOU, MOROBOSHI! D> D>

Ataru: Wait, I'm SUPPOSED TO GO SHOPPING WITH MY RYOUKO!

Mendo: Tough shit, @$$hole!

Mendo is offline

Ryouko: I need to talk to you in private, Ataru~

Ataru: Of course, baby! ^wwww^

Ataru and Ryouko switch to a private chatroom

Power: ….Anyway, what are your plans for the weekend? Y'all going to that house party?

Mariko: Hell yeah! I'm going to that party, dressing in my best outfit!

Viola: Me too! Hey, Mariko! How about you and Suzume come over to my place?! We can get ready for the party there!

Mariko: Sure!

Suzume: Wait, what? Just since when did I agree? O___o

Viola: Well, you are coming to the party, whether you like it or not, SUZU!

Suzume: ….I'm not sure….

Mariko: Oh, come on, Suzu! I know your break up with Takamine was pretty-

Suzume: Shhhh! We don't talk about that!

Mariko: Oh,sorry. >__<

Viktor is online

Suzume: Hey, Viktor! We were talking about the house party this weekend! ^wwwww^

Viktor: Oh….I heard. Well, I'm going since Alice is planning to go.

Suzume: That's good! I can't wait to see you there!

Power: Geez. Now, you want to go to the party! Yeah! I get it! You and Viktor are close.

Walter is online

Denji: Oh crap.

Walter; Hey! Why does someone always freak out every time I get online? D>

Power: Because no one doesn't like you, LOSER! ᏊˊꈊˋᏊ"

Viktor: Hey, give Walter more credit, people. He is a hard worker! He scored high on his tests unlike me!

Walter: STFU, TRASH! No one did not ask you!

Suzume: ………..You are such a JERK!

Suzume is offline

Walter: O_______O Wait, did she just?

Denji: Thanks a lot, man!

Viola: What the hell is your damned problem, Walter?! Don't be jealous because Suzume is closer to Viktor than you!

Clive is online

Arthur is online

Arthur: What is this bloody sh*t I just saw?

Clive: Yes, Walter. We all know you have a crush on Suzume, but there's no need for you to be a bloody prick!

Mariko: Wait, what?

Power: HOLY SH*T! *Sneaky grin*

Denji: Ha ha ha ha! How freaking lame, man!

Viola: Tee hee hee! Serves you right, stupid secondborn!

Arthur: Yeah, we definitely know.

Walter: What the f*ck, Clive?!

Clive: Well, someone has to put your arse in your place sometimes, Walter.

Walter: NO ONE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY CRUSH ON SUZUME! …..Oh, f*ck it. I'm out.

Walter is offline

Viktor: ………….That was uncalled for, Clive.

Viktor is offline

Mariko: ……Maybe I should get off now.

Mariko is offline

Viola: Yeah. Oh f*ck. My brothers are arguing now. Bye, y'all.

Viola is offline

Power: I need to eat chicken wings anyway!

Power is offline

Denji: ….I got some magazines to look at.

Denji is offline

Clive: …..You know what? I'm sick of this shit.

Clive is offline

Owen is online

Owen: Hey, little brother! What did I miss?! ^__^

Arthur: Drama bullshit.

Arthur is offline

Owen: Oh. Reads the chatroom Damn. Sucks to be Walter right now.

Owen is offline

Later on

In a DM

Mariko: Hey, just to let you know that the chatroom was deleted, Walter. No one can leak it to the school. Just one question.

Walter: Yes?

Mariko: Do you really like my best friend?

Walter: I do like her.

Mariko: Oh. Well, please give her more time, Walter. She's still recovering from a breakup.

Walter: Wait, she was dating someone?

Mariko: Yeah. Well, she likes you too. Keep it between us.

Walter:…..Oh, I see…Thanks, Mariko.

Mariko: No problem! What Clive did was shitty anyway.

Mariko is offline

Walter is offline

#Crossover Fanfiction #My Crossover FanWritings #Queue

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anime-dub-transcripts · 2 years

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Hetalia: World Series Episode #28 Transcript

This episode has Italy convincing Germany and Japan to stop their diet and China rebelling.

Narrator: Worried about Japan's ridiculously high salt intake and probable future heart attack, Germany started Japan on a strict diet and intensive physical training program.

(Germany: You better start running!)

Narrator: However, knowing he was setting an example, he decided to abstain from beer, which, as we all know, is his favorite drink.

(Germany: Thank you, but…give it to my big brother instead)

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Germany: Nomnomnomnomnom…

Japan: Nomnomnomnomnom…you know, Mr. Germany, it is not necessary for you to join me in this endeavor.

Germany: It is. I was the one who started it, and I will be with you until the very end.

{Caption: Munch munch munch munch munch}

Japan: I can do anything, right? This is for my health, after all.

Germany: I know if it was for my health, I could make any sacrifice; and you will do the same, trust me. I will make you.

German soldier: Huh?

Italy: Hey, you guyyyyssss! I just talked to Prussiaaa. Why aren't you two drinking beer?! And why are you both only eating tomatoes? Who am I?! WHERE am I?! I feel like I'm freaking out in the twilight zone! On top of that, if you eat too many tomatoes, you'll end up getting an acid reflux disease!

(Germany, Japan: Nomnomnomnomnom…)

Japan: Auh!

Germany: Huah!

Italy: Everyone should eat and drink all the time; it makes you happier! And I think it would make things easier for you to stay liking me too! Eh?

Germany: Auh…

Japan: Ohoh…

Germany, Japan: Nnh…

Japan: Nhhmph…

Germany: Nom!

Japan: Nom!

{Caption: Rumble rumble rumble…}

Japan: No way, I am Japan and I shall never surrender to food! Nh…nhh…

Germany: Well said. Once you commit to something, you have to go all the way! Nrrhh…

Italy: YOU GUYS, STOOOOP!

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Japan: Hetalia!

{Caption: Hetalia}

America: Dude, China, riddle me this. If I sent you blueprints, could you build me a radtacular airplane?

Britain: Right. Also, could you prepare today's lunch?

China: Aah! I've had it! I'm tired of you ordering around all damn time! I will not tolerate this behavior any longer! I refuse to live like this! Don't care if revolt myself, I revolting nonetheless! Hiyah! Heeeyah! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

America: Damn, China; calm down, man!

(China: Let go of me! Aaaaaahhhhhh!)

Britain: Auh! Hey, France, don't you think you should wake up and help us out?! Gahh!

{Caption: zzzzzzz}

France: Mhhhon…so cute…I love me some China…auh! Yay…

China: Ughhhhhh…

{Caption: Giving the "I feel bad for him" look}

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China: Hetalia!

{Caption: Kichijoji, Tokyo}

{Caption: Japan and America}

Children: Japan and America!

Woman: Please take one!

America: Hm? Uh…

Japan: Auh…

Woman: Ehheh!

America: Dude, that hot chick gave me tissues and I don't even have a cold!

Japan: Auah…they are not for your nose.

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Germany: Gulp gulp gulp…auh! I'm sorry, Japan.

Germany soldier #1: Huah!

German soldier #2: Huah!

Germany: I never should have pushed you so hard.

Italy: That's okay, you were just worried about his health! But next time, don't get so carried away.

Japan: Apologies. I wanted to get better too fast. Instead, I ended up becoming stubborn.

Germany: It's my fault. I am the one who started it. Please, forgive me; it won't happen again.

Italy: How nice, we're all sorry! Can we move past this now?

Germany: No. I still think it's important to consciously maintain a healthy lifestyle. But old habits die hard, so it's not easy.

Italy: I agree! Now let's get drunk!

Germany: Listen to me, you lazy wop. You should practice self-control and undergo significant training as well.

Italy: Aw…

Japan: Yes, he's right!

Italy: Oh?

(Germany: Eum…)

Japan: I’ll start new training! I'll learn to do what I want! NOM!

{Caption: Salted salmon}

Italy: JAPAAAAN, YOU CAN'T EAT THAAAAAAT!

{Text on bag: Salt}

Japan: Next, soak the salted salmon in water with a bit of salt. Then, add a pinch of salt to taste.

{Caption: Next time…}

#anime #anime transcripts #anime dub transcripts #hetalia #hetalia dub transcripts

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wutheringcliffs · 5 years

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Hetalia OCS be like 'if u want me to make sense go do research on this country/state/city/etc to help me be cool. Trust me, you're totally going to use that information later in life.'

They trick you into doing your history homework

#Hetalia #Hetalian #Hetalia oc #Shot down charoite starz #Yes guys I'm into hetalia I'm sorry

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cml-san · 2 years

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Hi hi! How are you doing? I hope you're doing okay. Reminder to drink, eat and sleep. 💕 And that you're doing amazing!

On that note, if you're currently taking requests, I would like to leave one.

Could I have Kusou, Aren (Saiki K), Norway, America (Hetalia), Bakugou and Todoroki (MHA) with a crush on someone who uses pet names a lot? Like they'll greet their friends (including them) by going (for example) "Kusou! My love!"

No stress in doing it though! And feel free to only do some of the characters.

Thanks a lot!!! I hope you are doing amazing, I'm sorry it took so long

Norway

• Okay, he loves pet names • He always goes to poor Iceland like "c a l l m e b i g b r o t h e r" • ... • (I think I might or might not have just messed up with your brain, my apologies) • Which comes off as a surprise to many due to his cold demeanor • He probably sees it as cute but it doesn't really make him flustered or anything • However, he does love it when you call him "dearest" • His little smile is almost unnoticeable, but it's right there • As his crush on you grows you can finally see an itsy bitsy lil blush • And boy, does Denmark make a whole thing about it? • YES, Mathias isn't particularly known for being subtle • And Lukas is eventually going to get tired of him pestering both of you for being such a "beautiful-should-be couple" • So he finally asks you out. • Please say yes, Mathias will be absolutely destroyed if you reject his bestie who might or might not be his younger brother.

America

• Similar to Lukas, he loves pet names • Actually scratch that, ALFRED FREEDOM JONES IS A BIG FAN OF PET NAMES • Arthur was kind of strict with him while he raised him, and while he did show him affection he never called poor Al any pet names • I really do believe they're both affection and touch starved but Alfred is the only one who actually seeks for it • However since he is not really used to it, he'll just think you're flirting and will "flirt back" • He's not one to pay attention to others so at first he doesn't realize you call EVERYONE pet names • How did he learn about it? • Welp, picture this: • There's a smal break during the world meeting • The reason? Germany got mad at both Italies, they were both sleeping, Feliciano started crying and Lovino started cursing everyone, which escalated into Francis and Arthur fighting, Ivan just sat there smiling and Ludwig just decided it was best for everyone to take an hour long break to unwind. • So, America goes for a walk in the halls unconsciously looking for you and when he finally finds you • His face starts glowing • And when he is about to call your name he sees you talking with England • You said "something, something, Artie, my sweet boy" • And then he replied "tea, biscuits, wankers, coloUr, trousers, God save the Queen, Love~" • Okay, he wasn't really sure of what you guys were talking about but he definitely heard you call him "Artie, my sweet boy" and he heard England call you "Love". • But he let it slide • Some other time you were talking with Francis, "something, something, something, darling" "flirt, baguette, hon hon hon, ma chérie" • Now THAT was concerning, he was getting pissed • You were sweet talking to England, France, RUSSIA, both Italies?????? • Until one day he heard • "Ludwig, something, something, babe?" • And the response was: "work, work, work, work, (y/n) I know you are very fond of all of us here but I must insist on you to address me and everyone else formally during meetings" • So he finally decides to ask Canada about it • "Bro, what did Germany mean with that?" • Mathew is just too nice to do so but he really wanted to slap Alf for being so stupid, so he just tells him "well... they always act like that, did you not notice? did you think they were flirting with you?" • America has only 3 braincells, England and Canada keep 2 of them • Will most likely apologize, and hang out with you • Although his crush on you is too big, he wants to take his time to ask you out and enjoy non-romantic affection for the first time in years.

Bakugo

• *inhales* • boi • Oh god • This is just straight up comedy gold • The IRONY • Bakugo is always going around calling names • And all of the sudden YOU are the one calling names • Even more surprising, PET NAMES • Honey, sweetie, cutie, darling, baby, dear • While he's going DEKU, SHITTY HAIR, ROUND FACE, PONY TAIL • like, bruh wot • So when you start calling him all that cheesy stuff, he is so confused • At first he absolutely hates it, he thinks you are actually making fun of him but nope • When he realizes that's not the case, he's still pissed • It's just annoying for him how you just call him all that shit with no shame whatsoever • But the most annoying thing • Is the fact that you call everyone else that • He wants to be the only person you get to call cute things, but noooo you give everyone pet names • What gets him the most is how you seem to call those damn traffic lights looking morons things like "Sunshine, sparky, cinammon roll" • Like, nah man, their names are "shitty hair, dunce face and fucking ass Deku" • He'll eventually accept your pet names and he is such a blushing mess • He still gets jealous when you call others by pet names, EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S CRUSHING HARD • It's going to take him a while but he WILL confess • He'll see someone talking to you a bit too friendly • And he'll just grab your wrist and take you to an empty classroom and confess, he is possessive, but he doesn't want to put you on the spot. • If you accept, he is going to hug you from behind whenever someone tries to hit on you (as a friendly reminder) • Also, he doesn't know how to do sweet talk. • TEACH HIM, PLEASE.

Todoroki

• visible confussion • Affection in MY classroom? It's more likely than you think • He is not very sure of what is going on, but it makes him feel good? • Another affection starved kid TM • Doesn't ask what's going on • "I guess this is my life now" • It takes him a while, but when he realizes he's in love with you • He'll try to find the perfect time and place for a confession • Nothing flashy tho • It's just short, simple, sweet and personal • He won't give himself away to anyone • He's nervous but won't back down • "They are just the sweetest person in the world" • You are now the greatest thing since cold soba • Enji doesn't like you, he thinks you are just a distraction • But he's trying to be a better father • "Shoto, invite them for dinner" • "What is their quirk" • "FOOD" • "What is their favourite food?" • Shoto couldn't be any happier

Aren

• So, just like every single one of the previous morons, he is confussion • Why are you calling people babe, honey and stuff? • Is it some type of code? • Why do you call him that? • BUT, unlike every single one of the previous morons, he actually asks you directly • "Oh, it's just a thing I do to show affection" • "Ohhhhh I get it" • He didn't • well, sort of • The closest thing he ever got to pet names was being called boss, aniki, sir • So he immediately thought "Ah! It's just like that" • He tries to do the same to you, now people think you are the leader of a gang. • "Hello there ane/aniki" • "Anything you need ma'm/sir?" • I'm begging you, teach him, and give him love • Lots of them • He's trying, okay?

Kusuo

• Meh, he doesn't mind it tbh • Or at least he thought so • He was used to his parent's daily displays of affection • But going to school and see more of it? • good grief • Of course he knew it was only a friendly gesture, he can read your mind after all • Finds it ridiculous, annoying, pointless and unnecessary • And yet he loves it • Makes him a bit shy surprisingly • I wouldn't expect him to confess • Unless you like him back • Then he will consider asking you out • Kurumi loves you, and thinks you are dating her precious Kuu-chan • When she meets you she's all like "Oh, you are the cutie dating Kuu-chan!" • Frick • "What do you mean you aren't dating? Kuu-chan clearly likes you!" • Kurumi is the reason why you're now dating • Now your sweet talk is even sweeter • Won't give you any pet names but will let you call him anything you like • Kuusuke definitely gives him hell for it • Kusuo smacks the shit out of him doesn't care as long as you are happy • He is very happy

#asks #cmlsan #hetalia #hws #hws america #hws norway #cmlsanfanfic #saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k.#bnha #bnha bakugo katsuki #shoto todoroki #kuboyasu aren

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Do you consider Allen and Alfred to be the same person but different personalities, since they are traditionally the 2p and 1p ver of each other, and do you consider them to have the same appearance; ie face, hair, height and build? And you somehow put them in the same world as each other bc there's no love stronger than self love amirite- (I'm so sorry if this offends you, I'm just genuinely curious as to how you came to ship 1p x 2p 👉👈)

yes actually the only reason why i like the ship is because i see them as clones and we all know alfred’s deepest desire is to fuck himself

IM PLAYING, okay actual answer now

i’ll be honest… i don’t even consider 2p lore when i talk abt the 2ps. regular hetalia lore goes over my head ANYWAY so 2p lore? absolute bonkers. plus since it’s all fanon there’s nothing to reallyyyy base it on.

i see them all as completely different people. theyre in no way like… actual clones or anything LMAO. if it helps, i don’t see the 2ps in nationverse at all. like they just don’t exist. because then it would become some weird ‘we’re both america so are we the same guy?’ type of thing. (i mean that’s a fun concept in itself but it’s not how i usually portray them)

really allen is just an opportunity to put alfred with another american + someone his age. ik his human age difference isn’t that big with the other nations but like… y’know. it feels different. and the american thing, i love exploring different cultures interacting (i still love regular heta ships) but idk sometimes it makes it easier when they’re both american because i don’t need to think of like “why’d he move to that country, how’d they meet, etc etc” (ofc i know american states basically have their own cultures and vibes but yeah u get me)

appearance wise, i’ve made allen like… completely different to alfred. i’ve been wanting to draw a body type thing but i’ll just explain it for now. i see allen being shorter than alfred, leaner whereas alfred’s more bulky, and i mean… he’s got brown hair, brown eyes and darker skin. so at this point their MAIN similarity is that they part their hair the same way and have a cowlick (even so, i make allen’s hair messier)

how i got to shipping them… great question 💀 it was an accident. BUT what i find the most fun about it is that… i can do whatever i want with allen. it’s fun to build off of the 1ps and FLIP their traits where i see fit. i definitely don’t see them as complete opposites, but i can mould allen in ways that makes their traits compatible? or incompatible. like- it’s just whatever i want it to be and THAT my friend, makes me feel real good.

#this got long whoopsie #AND LMAO DW I LOVE QUESTIONS LIKE THIS #but fr i dont have a logical process to all of this #i just dont really go with the ‘traditional’ way people view the 2ps i guess?#but even if i did lmao vb would still be good because falling in love with ur clone… lmao… alfred mood #hehehe jk jk #veggie burgers #asks!

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harusaki-hugo · 3 years

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◇》 Howdy!May I have a JJBA/Hetalia/Undertale match?164cm gemini ambivert straight girl pale skin wavy dark brown hair (the tips are purple) and eyes (with glasses) plus a little chubby.Sassy just+love cats and to laugh(puns and dark humor) play tease draw prank fight debate(about everything) learn and read(especially mystery thriller and fantasy) plus I'm a devil's advocate.Very open minded but confused with feelings so I'm an expert at making jokes at the wrong time and not reacting or (1/3)

◇》answer "normally" to some situations.Not very touchy in public+some trust issues.I'm charismatic prideful vengeful even if I appear chill Most people say I have anger issues it's more annoyance then anger(tsundere tendencies) cause if I get angry then I won't have ANY mercy toward you.I care about my friends and family even If they don't notice it and they don't come to me for help cause they say I'm blunt and I think it's better to finish this fast so I'm more logical but in reality I'm (2/3)

◇》expressive/talkative/protective/insecure a little naive but adventurous and a tomboy.I'm cruel to my enemies and even sadistic and indifferent towards them but I'm also curious in every domain(morbid ones too) and I have no problem talking about anything unless it's sexual or VERY gore which means that morally a lot of my entourage don't agree with me.A calculative and a smartass+chaotic good/neutral.♡ nightmares because they give me ideas and intense feelings.Thank you!(3/3)(Sorry it's long)

Sorry of the very late reply, I got very busy.

I match you with:

Rusia/ Ivan braginski:

Aww, I think you and Ivan will get along so well. This guy loves your height, he 182 and you 164, he will be going to pick you up, twirl you around, and Eskimo kiss you if he can. He thinks your hair is so beautiful and that purple tips, you match with his eyes! He to a bit chubby so bet my money he going to pinch your cheeks while chuckling. He doesn't mind you being sassy, he too sometimes might get harsh with his word without him noticing. Love to play with the cat with you, will laugh at your pun and dark jokes ( he get the dark joke ). A love fantasy book might join you in reading together. Sometimes Ivan answers always leaning toward, "Magic Pipe Of Pain", I think the other countries are used to this situation, sometime he might react to you making jokes at the wrong time or not react to some situation. Because of his history, Ivan is sympathetic. He going to respect your boundaries and will take time to gain your trust, when he was a child, he always gets attacked by big countries so he understands you. Ivan might be big-hearted and innocent but that didn't mean he not going to smack you with his pipe, he insane and cruel, but he didn't even realize it, you two personalities clashed. You two make a badass couple. You a tsundere? Oh, he has a sister who is obsessed with him, he doesn't mind it, but he does his best not to make you angry. If you two pissed, I bet it going to be a bloodbath, Ivan will give no mercy, same with you. He cares about his family too, sometimes he gets depressed remembering his sisters, his older sister always scared to ask him for help because of her boss and his youngest sister is yandere and always ask him to marry her, yet he didn't even get to spend quality time with them, please comfort him. He looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you. Yes, you two a perfect match!

Asriel Dreemur [ Before being flowey ]:

This is a bit hard but I think Asriel is a perfect match for you. He loves your hair and eyes, remind him a bit of chocolate. I mean, come on. Toriel loves making a pun, he used to you pun though he might be concerned about your dark joke,( he going to ask if you okay.). Will join you on the prank, not a good debater but willing to learn with you. He sometimes gets worried at you for making a joke at the wrong time and reacting to a weird situation, like you facing Undyne and what you do? Cracking a joke while her spear on your throat. You okay, buddy? He respects your boundaries, will ask if he can hug you. The monster was sealed by the human, he understands your trust issue. Will slowly gain your trust. Remember Tsundere plane, you remind him of her, so he chills with your personality, might ask Alphys for a bit of advice. He all about kindness, when you get angry he will do his best to calm you down. He cares about his family, even though your family didn't see it, he notices it, he knows you love your family. He wishes to go to the surface so he has an adventurous side and will follow you to a new adventure. He can sometimes be cruel to his enemy but he rather takes a peaceful way, a.k.a it up to you to beat the crap out of his enemies. He looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll.

Rohan Kishibe:

Ah, yes, this arrogant Kishibe Rohan. He might find you pleasant to look at ( Totally lie, he love you look) He a sassy man too, you two might have a childish sassy comment battle. (Spoiler alert: he lost every time). He is hard to please but might chuckle silently at your pun and dark jokes. He down to learn new thing, rather than reading the book you recommend, he rather 'read' you story. Sometimes thinking if he should re-write something from you, maybe common sense, because this guy this close, this close using Heaven door to write you a common sense. One time, he burns his own house, and you make a fire and house pun. Another time, he told you to run away from Highway star to attack you, and what you do? Yes, react poorly to this situation. He loves you but for Pete's sake, stop making that dark joke. He didn't even notice your Tsundere tendencies because he so dangs prideful honey. He accepts you whatever you are. He didn't mind how merciless you, you not afraid to speak up to him, and put him in his place, Rohan is a brat, don't @ me. Nonetheless, behind his eccentric and discourteous demeanor, Rohan is still a decent person, he understands your actions toward your family. He loves adventures, even a weird one, might bring you along with him. Rohan is a Narcissistic, arrogant brat but still good in heart!

#hetalia matchups #jojo matchup #undertale matchups #harusaki_blog matchup

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If you can reveal this/haven't mentioned this yet, then is there a specific part in the 3AW fic you're excited to write/explore? (I'm not super caught up w this sorry akjfaksdf) -⭐

Yes!! There are many, tbh, and some are quite intimidating.

There’s of course the relationships between the three allies that have such complicated dynamics, and well im more excited about brazil and argentina bc im brarg trash ausdhush and between these two specifically the whole classic enemies to unfriendly allies to hesitant trust to lovers, but the thing is that I don’t think we see many love stories between the characters who are at the end of the day the villains of a story. Basically the brarg plotline needs to be the perfect balance between “two continental powers who are horrible people being horrible together while also suspecting each other” and “two gay soldiers fall in love in the middle of an awful setting they were put on” and also a lot of political and ideological conflicts and just UGH the LAYERS.

Another much much much tricker thing I want to tackle, and this has more to do with my own real feelings about the war as someone who likes to study it and reflect about it than about the characters but I do want to use the tools of hetalia to explore, is the difference between Paraguay and the figure of Lopez. Because Lopez was basically an all-powerful dictator, his wishes and views are often equated to the wishes of Paraguay itself, something that doesn’t happen Brazil and Argentina, for example. And reading Lopez’s biography I could see how the dude clearly thought of himself as Paraguay, and that his death meant the death of the country. And this is a whole other discourse but I literally have not a drop of sympathy for lopez after reading so much about him as specially what modern paraguayan historians say about him, BUT I also have no wish to buy into the allies’ narrative that he was the sole responsible for the war and that he was the evil bad guy bc that’s bullshit too. Anyway I have a lot of thoughts about this, and I want to kinda use writing as a means to let them out, and hetalia presents an interesting opportunity to do that bc there’s a literal representation of Paraguay. So a leader who sees himself as the country itself with necessarily invalidates the figure of the tan, the actual country itself, to some extent. And here lays an import distinction – when I read about the 3AW, I feel nothing but respect and admiration for the Paraguayan people, they were heroes in all senses of the word, but I have no such feelings for lopez. A lot of The Discourse around the war seems to me like if you don’t put lopez as a hero then you’re somehow justifying the actions of the allies, and I think that is ridiculous and I want to explore that in the dichotomy between country/ruler, tan/boss. I will avoid featuring lopez directly as much as I can bc he’s such a complicated figure that is very important to the paraguayans, but I really really want, even if indirectly, explore these questions and discussions in the character and arc of Paraguay.

Anyway I talk way to much aushdfua you didn’t ask for this and its barely coherent but!!! Thank you so much for asking……………. I need to talk so much more about it so I can be hyped to write it again………………………..

Also I cant wait to write the goddamn mess that was the battle of riachuelo audhfuashdf I’ll be happy to nerd about any of the battles if you want in a different ask but if I start talking about it now I’ll never stop asduas

#ask #⭐

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ohnohetaliasues · 6 years

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1+2p Hetalia High {Ch.6}

(Kat)

No longer questioning it.

I’m just the blogger reviewing it.

{Kat}'s POV

It was the dreaded day. Monday, the most hated day ever. I had finished my homework when I got home yesterday. Today for school I wore a F/A t-shirt,

Is that favorite animal?

Okay, I guess I’m wearing a walrus shirt.

a {Purple} skirt, and sneakers. I drove to school this time because I still was worried about the 2p!s. I parked in the school parking lot and walked into the front entrance. There were posters everywhere. I looked at one of them and saw that it was advertising for the upcoming dance.

The clichés are getting to me.

I always went to the dances alone but that was alright. I usually danced like a dork and ate too much of the buffet table.

Pretty much.

Best time ever. I couldn't look at the poster long. I had something to do before everyone got to school. I walked to my first classroom. The teacher wasn't there yet. Perfect. I took two things out of backpack. The first was a bouquet of sunflowers. The second was the most adorable Hello Kitty plushie you have ever seen. I places the sunflowers on Ivan's desk and the plushie on Yao's desk.

I set up my phone in the back so I could get the reaction. I quickly left the room. I waited next to the classroom. Eventually students started coming in. Yao and Ivan walked in at about the same time. I followed them in. Ivan picked up the bouquet "Who put this on my desk?" Ivan asked. Some of the students got scared. I guess I couldn't hide my guiltiness very well because Ivan walked up to me. "You put this on my desk da?" Ivan asked. Yao stood next to him. "Did you put this plushie on my desk aru!?" Yao asked. "Yes I did put those things on your desks."

I said nervously. This wasn't going how I had planned. Suddenly Ivan hugged me. "Thank you da. These are my favorite kind of flowers." Ivan said smiling. "Where did you get this plushie!? It's so cute aru! I need more of these!" Yao said pointing at the adorable plushie. I smiled. "No problem Ivan! And my Aunt makes them Yao." I said. The rest of the time before class was spent talking about the things I had given to them.

OKAY, THAT’S NICE BUT WHY?

Eventually the bell rang and we all had to get to our seats. I noticed that Matthew blushed and snuck looks at me when he thought I wasn't looking.

Why is everyone in love with me?

I’m literally nobody important.

I wasn't sure what was up with him but I had a feeling. I also noticed that Alfred looked down.

I knew it wasn't normal. I wrote a note and threw it at him. "Alfie what's wrong?" he took the paper and read it. He wrote something and threw the paper back at me. "Nothing {Kat} the hero is fine!" he wrote with little a drawing of superman. I giggled.

As cute as that is, it randomly switched to your point of view in the last chapter, so I know you are in love with me.

Like everyone else in this fanfiction.

I knew something was wrong but I also knew he wouldn't tell me. Eventually class ended and I packed up my stuff. I head to my next class. I walked into art and went to my easel. "Okay class. Pick a partner and sketch them." Mr. Percy said. Lovino and Feliciano came up to me at the same time. "Do you want to be my partner?" they asked in unison.

I’m so close to hurling myself off a bridge.

They looked at each other then looked back at me. Lovino looked a little down. I knew he was thinking that I would choose Feliciano. I've seen the episode where he stated it perfectly that he felt in his brother's shadow. "Sure! I'd love to be your partner Lovino." I said smiling. Feliciano looked a little sad.

By the time this chapter is over, I will have run out of screaming gifs.

While Lovino had a heart in his curl and a blush on his face. We walked over to our easels. I started sketching Lovino. This would be easy since I always drew Hetalia characters. I drew him throwing tomatoes.

Why?

The teacher said time was up and to show our partners our drawings. I handed mine to Lovino as he handed his to me. He handed me a near perfect drawing of me. "Lovino it's amazing!" I said. Lovino blushed and turned away. "Psh. I know it is! I don't need you to tell me that!" he said. Lovino looked at my drawing. "It's pretty good for a ragazza (girl) like you."

Screw you.

Lovino said. I knew that was how he said it was good. "Thanks Lovi! I mean Lovino." I said. Lovino looked somewhere else and said "Y-You can call me Lovi if you want."

But you hate that. It reminds you of Spain.

he said his blush deepening. Oh my god did he just say what I thought he said? The teacher made us hand in our work when the bell rang.

(Timeskip to lunch)

You can’t just build chemistry with everyone.

It isn’t good for the story.

I decided to find Alfred before he sat down anywhere. I found him standing next to the vending machine. "Hey Alfred. I was wondering if you wanted to go to the park with me after school?" I asked him. Alfred blushed "R-Really dude?" he asked. I nodded and he smiled. "S-Sure! I-I'll see you there!"

Yes. I pick the fave.

he said walking away smiling. Well that seemed to cheer him up. Suddenly I was picked up by someone. I turned to see Ivan. "Hey Ivan. Why are you holding me?"

I asked. "I'm holding you because you're going to sit with me."

Then why didn’t you just ask me?

he said carrying me somewhere. Meh I'm down with this. I let him carry me to a table where I saw two familiar people. Oh shit. Sitting at the table was Belarus and Ukraine. "This is my big sister Irunya and my little sister Natalya." he said letting me go. I could feel Natalya staring daggers at me.

Hi Bela.

How are you today?

"Hello Irunya and Natalya! I'm {Kat}." I said smiling. Irunya greeted me cheerfully while Natalya growled. "Natalya you are so pretty! I love the bow in your hair." I said honestly. Natalya's eyes softened a little. "Thank you." she said curtly.

I’m so so done.

I sat next to her and Ivan. I talked to Natalya most of the time. I certainly didn't want to be on her bad side. Irunya also talked to me about how Ivan talked about me. That got some blushes from Ivan and some grunts from Natalya. Eventually lunch ended and I had to leave. Science was spent with Alfred mixing chemicals he wasn't supposed to.

I hope I didn’t give myself burns.

Let's just say he won't be doing that again.

Good plan.

The bell rang signaling that school was over. I drove to the park that was about a block away from the school.

Why didn’t I walk?

That would make the most sense.

I waited for about 15 minutes for Alfred. 'Is he not coming?' I thought to myself. Just as I thought that, Alfred walked towards me. "Sorry i'm late dude! I was getting these for you." he said handing me flowers. "Oh these are so pretty! Thank you Alfie!" I said smiling. Alfred blushed and smiled.

Thanks. I like flowers.

"That's the hero's job after all!" he said. We walked through the park and talked about random things. Which video games we liked, what our favorite action movies were. "I like a lot of the marvel movies actually."

That’s actually 100% true.

I said. Alfred smiled widely. "Really dude!? I love those movies!" he said. "My favorite's captain America!"

Mine too.

he said posing in a hero pose. I laughed.

I could pick many screenshots from My Hero Academia to poke fun at this vague hero pose.

This:

Or possibly this:

I like to imagine the first one.

"Well looks like you're one heck of a hero Alfie!"

Oh yes.

I said. Alfred laughed with me. We walked near a pond. "Aww look. There are ducklings!" I said looking at the water. There were two ducklings following the momma duck. The momma duck suddenly went frantic. "What's wrong with her?" Alfred asked. "I think she lost one of her babies." I said.

Oh no!

Alfred and I looked for the baby. Then we heard laughing coming from the other side of the pond. "Stupid bird! It bit me!" an angry voice said. Alfred and I ran over there. Two guys were holding a duckling and being mean to it.

"You two! Stop that right now!" Alfred said. "What are you gonna do about it?" one the boys threatened. Alfred punched the guy in the face knocking him out cold. The other guy dropped the baby and ran. Alfred picked it up and put it back in the water next to it's mom. The mom quacked at Alfred as if to say thanks. Alfred laughed and said "You're welcome duck dude."

I guess Al is a Disney Princess now.

Headcanon accepted.

while they swam away. I hugged Alfred "Alfie that was amazing! You were so awesome!" I said. Alfred blushed deeply. "All in a days work!" he said. Eventually it got late and we both had to go.

Wow, way to skip the rest. I actually wanted to know what happened next.

I waved good bye to Alfred and left in my car.

Alfred's POV

Did I mention I hate point of view changes like this?

Because I hate point of view changes like this.

A lot.

She asked me out! I pumped my fist. She hugged me and called me a hero! I know a hero should never be nervous but my tongue goes into knots when she's with me. My palms get sweaty and my heart races. I don't why but I every time I think about her I get really happy. She makes me really happy.

I love you too, favorite boi.

Okay, that appears to be it.

I still have no idea what that gift thing in the beginning was about. See you guys later!

~Kat

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