#a tale told by an idiot }

[legendarycollectiveflower]

Why do "life is pointless"

When you can:

#macbeth #shakespeare #a tale told by an idiot #be original #add a little bit of spice #chaotic academia

[coolabed-films]

community season six is such a monument to nothingness and meaninglessness and characters going in circles and narratives going nowhere and stories without messages. despite its flaws it's kind of a perfect final season as the line between reality (terrifying, boring, meaningless) and fiction (safe, always interesting, everything comes together in the end) breaks down right before the show ends and both the characters and viewers must leave behind the narrative for good and embrace the absurd to live a "real life"

#soph you've literally changed my whole perception of s6... ur a GENIUS #i have more thoughts on this but as is evident in this post i CANNOT articulate it #but god season six really is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing... #.txt #community

[i-am-become-a-name]

ohohohohoho early gallifrey audios. queen, beloved queen, bastard and other bastard times. also k9.

#wiggling my little fingers listening to disassembled. this audio is so fucked up i love it #gallifrey #audios #commander andred. interrogator general. chewing the walls. #ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh interrogator general............. she has that lower voice like when leela says nice things abt narvin............... #full of sound and fury..... a tale told by an idiot perhaps..... but a tale that's over now. it signified nothing......... #biting and chewing and biting and chewing #i called him lord burner. it's his name. #genuinely just bit my hand LORD BURNER BRAX BABY YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON #so the obvious question is - how did you- ah. yes. quite. #I WILL BITE AND CHEW THIS AUDIO #and the thing is. Someone tipped off the old man. the old man who escaped with his granddaughter. #but the other version took such /joy/ in killing his brother. #oh. oh god

[deus-ex-mona]

when the realisation ✨finally✨ dawns on you but it’s wayyyy too late

#so. to preface. i’m an idiot who often misses the point and stuff. #like it took me about 10 years to realise that i was being actively excluded from a group of girls #in which they went out of their ways to talk about all kinds of fun tall tales that all of them but me were involved in #(but i completely missed that they were trying to exclude me bc i was more interested in listening to their stories lmfaooo) #but anyways! a few weeks back my brother’s gf mentioned in passing that my bro told her that i went on the trip to look for bl manga #at first i was like ‘hahaha yeahhh i kinda read ‘em sometimes but not all the time yk’ but then i just realised that… #…he must’ve assumed that i was buying bl manga back when i bought vol 4 of idol sengen. fml #tbf!!!! there was a huge display of bl manga in the girls manga section of the store my family followed me into #so i guess i can see how he thought that i was buying bl manga? esp since i refused to let my fam see the cover of the book i bought? #but still… man. most of the bl manga on display there had v e r y spicy covers… lord knows which one he assumed i had bought… #there’s no way in heck i’m gonna correct him thought. nope. i don’t need him to go poking around in this fandom too #i’d d i e fr if he found this blog. so ig letting him continue with his assumptions is the lesser of two evils… #anyways. um. how was your wednesday~~~~? #it is suiyoubi my dudes

[collude]

plot with me brothers 🫂

#✦ ┊ ooc ៸ ៸ a tale told by an idiot.

[asleepinawell]

me: it's so nice to be on vacation and get to turn off all my alarms and sleep in

my cat whose enrage timer goes off an hour before her breakfast time: :)))))))

#so much fury packed into such a small form #cats #personal #mp #tale told by a furry idiot full of sound and fury signifying imagined starvation etc #she also entered hyper mode right when I was trying to go to bed last night 😩 #let me rest in peace!

[roamwithahungryheart]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,

Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,

To the last syllable of recorded time;

And all our yesterdays have lighted fools

The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,

That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,

And then is heard no more. It is a tale

Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,

Signifying nothing.

#feels appropriate #'a tale told by an idiot' #'full of sound and fury' #'signifying nothing' 😉 #Shakespeare #Macbeth #plays #poetry #soliloquy #literature

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

I just watched the first episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi and I—??

By far not the most important part of the series at all but THESE TINY CHILDREN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TEN???

#a tale told by an idiot } #the enemy to the living } #obi-wan kenobi

[facingthewrongway]

i was just on a couple plane rides, and it really is something just listening through all of Until the Horror Goes multiple times, and like... realizing JUST how good the album is. i mean, really. it’s got so many little awesome spikes of energy here and there, and it’s so full of just... Energy. i absolutely love that album, and it’s definitely one of my favorites. You Are Facing The Wrong Way is a PERFECT closer, and i wouldn’t even be mad if it was the last song John Congleton ever made for himself. it’s just a perfect ending. and then looking at a song like A Tale As Told By An Idiot and thinking, wow, that’s SUCH a powerful song. the way he screams ‘you’ve/we’ve made horror, you’ve/we’ve made a horrible mess, and!” so fully is like. God Damn Dude. there really is some horror! and don’t even get me started on Until It Goes. my favorite line from any song is “Oh, my vengeance I swear will be biblical.” so like, come on dude. it’s just SUCH a good album

#until the horror goes #until it goes #you are facing the wrong way #a tale as told by an idiot #john congleton and the nighty nite #john congleton & the nighty nite #thoughts

[judarist]

western exceptionalism is a plague fr

#across all the political spectrum from the right to the left #even those who you'd think are super progressive and leftist and woke whatever #are still propagandised to an extreme degree #why do people still think we live in a democracy #why are people still perpetuating that china is committing genocide #why are people still thinking that socialism made cuba poor #why do people still believe the fairy tales we're told about the dprk #for the most part westerners (esp americans) should not be allowed to speak about freedom democracy and most importantly communism #a lot of u have no idea what you're talking about and would keel over if you had a read an accurate history book #shit let alone some theory #too many idiots believing what everyone else is saying and feeling self-righteous about it #thinking otherwise is not easy but there is no excuse for ignorance

[sydweedon]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow

“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools.

“Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,To the last syllable of recorded time;And all our yesterdays have lighted foolsThe way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,And then is heard no more. It is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury,Signifying…

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#Macbeth #SHAKESPEARE #tale told by an idiot #Tomorrrow

[el-im]

i just b sayin shit

#for real life rlly is a tale told by an idiot signifying nothing #captain's log

[barnbridges]

not to engage in gender studies on main, but it was lifechanging when by accident i didn't notice a guy in a group of only women who had long hair and i said "hi girls... " and then added like "and [name]" and he proceeded to berate me for like 30 minutes.

#I KNEW ALL OF THEM AND LIKE I JUST ASSUMED THE GUY WAS NOT IN THE GROUP???? #HE WAS A FRENCH GUY IN A GAGGLE OF LIKE 15 WOMEN AT A **VEGAN BISTRO** #anyway the lesson is men are ABSOLUTELY bizarre like #half of my professors open with hi guys at classes. even when. it's like... 70% women #sometimes the person saying it is a woman too like what #anyway here's a tale of sound and fury told by an idiot that means absolutely nothing

[chuluoyi]

࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 07:55 A.M 」

a little drabble based on this outrageous ask :)) and half-inspired by some lines from the broken ring: this marriage will fail anyway—that's my new roman empire everyone ehe🥹 and who can resist domestic husband!gojo?😋

a part of gojo's love entries

“you’re cheating on me.”

morning breakfast. satoru stopped chewing his toast at your wild accusation, his baby blue eyes blinking rapidly as he processed your words before turning to you and bursting out—

“huh?!”

“last night,” you charged, eyes narrowing in distaste. “i can’t believe you.”

“whaaa?” he tensed up, racking his brain for any indicators that he might have wronged you in any way, until he came across an irrefutable truth—

“wait no, last night, you almost made me lose it in my pants!” even satoru’s face reddened slightly while recounting your nightly tales. “before i busted it inside you. how is it possible that i’m committing adultery?!”

you huffed, looking away from him righteously. “in my last night’s dream, you did.”

. . .

“eh...” satoru blinked again, fully absorbing your words, before stupidly smiling. “what? you dream about me?”

you scowled, picking at your omelette. “yes. about you running away with five bimbos, banging them in a cottage in the middle of the woods, and leaving me here waiting for you like an idiot.”

he burst into uproarious laughter, so loud and crisp it made him wheeze. “what? seriously? you— ahahahaha!”

you threw him an unamused look, mildly irked.

“hey, wifey,” satoru nudged you, his grin stretching wide in sheer delight. “no one else can make my body react the way it does around you, you know~”

“…”

“this here,” your husband then shamelessly gestured towards his crotch. “—is broken already. my happy friend here can’t get up anymore if it’s not you.”

“…”

“i mean it! you’re the only one who can give me an erection!”

you whipped your head around him, scandalized. “ew! satoru, you—!”

“well, that’s the fact! nothing too embarrassing— we’re married!” he shrugged as you bulged a vein. “besides, shouldn’t you be proud? you've truly got me wrapped around your pinky~”

seeing how you were cutely pouting throughout breakfast, still all giggly, satoru led you back to bedroom to cuddle you.

“there, there, sweets... happy now?” satoru pulled you closer and pat your back, his body still slightly shaking with suppressed laughter.

“hmph.” you put your hands around his torso with pursed lips, squeezing him in return.

“look at this, it’s only when she’s spooked that the wife shows me any affection,” satoru exclaimed with a dramatic sigh. “so, what else did the dream version of me do to you, huh?”

“you bend each bimbo on every surface, lied to me that you’re on a long mission,” you huffed, grimacing as you recalled your dream vision. “you’re the worst.”

satoru still had that dopey grin on this face, and right this second, he thought you were the absolute cutest, because how could you think that he is capable of looking at anyone else the way he looks at you?

you have his heart, body and soul already. hasn't he told you that?

“is that so, poor you,” he retorted with mock sympathy. “but since you’re so worried...”

and suddenly, he rose from the bed with his arm around your back and another under your knees, cradling you in a princess carry. and with the smuggest smirk he whispered—

“...well, i have to make it up somehow. how about i bend you on your vanity desk now, hmm?”

#𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk drabbles #jjk crack #gojo satoru #satoru x reader #jjk imagines #jujutsu kaisen x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo satoru fluff #jjk fluff #gojo x you #satoru gojo fluff #jjk x reader fluff #gojo fluff

[collude]

any muses out there with a predator animal motif wanna have a predator/prey dynamic with my sheep girlboy ester haha jk ... unless 🤨

#✦ ┊ ooc ៸ ៸ a tale told by an idiot.

[myowndesertplaces]

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

#a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing