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canisalbus · 4 months

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Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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#absolutely losing my mind over this #how dare you come to my house and deliver a poignant character analysis cloaked in metaphors and symbolism #I went all day thinking about pomegranates #doing late christmas shopping? pomegranates #glazing ham? pomegranates #watching futurama with siblings? pomegranates #they're still kind of an exotic fruit where I'm from and I only got around to trying one a handful of years ago #some fruits offer themselves readily but pomegranates are hard and resistant and require a bit more specific handling #I looked up a guide and even then the kitchen counter ended up a murder scene #I've gotten better but I know some people can open them very neatly and I still haven't figured out the right technique #I love you anon I love the fact that you've clearly been rotating my silly catholic dogs in your head #and are able to put your thoughts into words with such marvelous grace and eloquence #surely it must not yearn to be eaten UNFATHOMABLE #answered #anonymous #gift art #Vasco #Machete #pomegranates are canonically one of Machete's motifs/symbols but I never thought of them from this angle #at least not this extensively

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barzyhughes · 3 months

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“shut the fuck up. what are you gonna do? what are you gonna do?”

AHHHH HE IS SO SHJSJDJD

#absolutely losing my mind over this #gnawing at the bars of my enclosure #juraj slafkovsky #montreal canadiens

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animeluver34 · 2 years

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"This ep is mostly about understanding where you fit in a world of romantics [...] you aromantics need to read my lyrics! You should read "It's All Futile It's All Pointless", figure out what it's about, man. And "Perfume". And pretty much most of my music."

#wilbur soot #lovejoy #absolutely losing my mind over this #lvjy #solo soot #soot

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herrscherofmagic · 2 months

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absolutely LOSING MY MIND at the fact that Jeht got an official character illustration for Valentine's Day

O F F I C I A L ! ! !

#LOOK AT HER SHES SO PRETTY!!!!!#absolutely losing my mind over this #she's so ahgghahfhhh hT_T #playable when???#C'MON MIHOYO YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US WHEN'S SHE GONNA RELEASE???#genshin impact #genshin jeht

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sammy8d257 · 9 months

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"It was as if Purple had ever thought of *not* helping him." / "Purple had *only* been helping him."

IN THE WEEK THAT FOLLOWS MAKES ME SO UNWELL HEJDMMDDM . like I have wanted immediate post ep30 content SO bad. Literally THE fic ever. SO YKNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

DOODLE TIME.

they've been through literal hell and it definitely LOOKS like it doesn't it. obsessed . Probably doesn't help they both wear heeled boots the way I draw them on that walk back. (Apologies for the fact I've been LOSING it on both Tumblr and the one comment I gave on the AO3 fic. The brainrot about these two and this fic is strong.)

WAAAAAAAH

THANK YOU FOR THE ART??

AND FOR ALL THE COMMENTS AND TAGS

I love seeing them, the motivate me to continue writing so much

#Sammy8D answers #cherrydrawz #Absolutely losing my mind over this #FANRT!!!#AvAM WDHC #AvAM In the Week that Follows #Sammy8D Stick Stuff

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iguessricciardo · 11 months

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does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?

#baby had a dream and achieved it😭 with his brother ALWAYS by his side😭😭#absolutely losing my mind over this #pedri gonzalez #fc barcelona #fcb

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mochiwrites · 11 months

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BRINGING THE DILF THING BACK BECAUSE I DONT THINK MUMBO WOULD KNOW WHAT IT MEANS SINCE HE DOESNT HAVE A PHONE AND PROBABLY DOESNT HAVE ANY CONNECTION TO THE INTERNET

Idk how connected Scar is with the internet and modern times but it would also be really funny if he doesnt know either

Grian can just show up in a "DILF Magnet" shirt and idk if any of them would ask lol

mybe they'll ask and he'd just shrug

-🎵

DKCKDKFKDKCKFKD

scar is definitely more connected than mumbo is, considering he has tubbo

but it’d be funny if scar thinks he knows what it means. mumbo is fully confused and scar is over here like “dilf…. Oh! that means ‘dad is loving fishing’, right????” and grian thinks it’s better to not explain it to either of them. let scar think it’s about dads and fishing

#mochi speaks #songbird’s blood au #🎵 anon #absolutely losing my MIND over this

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fluffs-n-stuffs · 7 months

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Spoilers/Leaks for the new Pokémon Masters update (October 2023) under the cut!

Perceive him.

#fluff speaks !!!#tags tend to show up even with the ‘read more’ feature so I’m gonna babble for a moment for those who don’t want spoilers #spoiler talk ahead ———————————————#absolutely losing my Mind over this #la creatura……. crimelord……#Giovanni in the trainer’s lodge is still one of the funniest things they could’ve ever done DKDJSNDNSD #the fact that Silver doesn’t even come up in his conversations but RED DOES………..#man is fleeing region’s police forces and child support /lh #pokemon masters #pokemon masters ex #pmex #pmex spoilers #pokemas

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54pphic · 2 years

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my whole brand <33

#them them themmmm <33 #absolutely losing my mind over this #lando norris #sebastian vettel

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bookiedoodles · 2 years

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YOOOO and just like how Ed & Al are Winry's special boys, Gus & Hunter are Willow's best boys! HOLY SHIT 🤯

OMG thats so sweet 🥺🥺🥺 Also Gus and Hunter have such sibling energy, so they work very well as Ed and Al parallels.... I'm cryin FMA Huntlow AU when

#huntlow #absolutely losing my MIND over this #it's too cute omggggg

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crimsongrimoire · 2 years

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i have been trying to write lately and it's been insubstantial but of course I get struck by absolutely random inspiration at work huh

#crow.txt #kaeluc #genshin #snippets #angst #have i even USED that tag #sfw #god i just very much love the idea of kaeya (with diluc ONLY cause hes not telling anyone else) just like #happening to think of Everything and flippantly go haha crazy how things work right?#and for diluc to look him dead in the eye (figuratively at least unless/until i change stuff around here) and go #no thats actually extremely fucked up that you were subjected to that. its not right and it should never have happened much less to a child #possibly even going so far as to flat out say kaeya is stronger than he ever could be because he cant fathom how he would ever live with it #if it had happened to him instead #and kaeya having an extremely strong moment of oh. he's right huh.#like sure hes probably had the thought himself but there was nobody he could TELL and have it AFFIRMED for him that hes not being selfish #to not want to have to live with something like that #and for it to be DILUC that tells him? OUT LOUD? directly indelicately (toward everyone else not kaeya) and not mincing words at ALL?#indelicate isnt quite the word but yknow. zero regard for whoever thought it was okay to do that #like just KILL ME at that point. im already fucking dying #absolutely losing my mind over this #imagine!! the relief!!!! he cant change it sure BUT at least he FINALLY fucking has someone go thats fucked up and youre allowed to hate it #kaeya being flippant abt his own trauma is going to Fucking Kill Me.#over a week since ive posted something decent. shameful smh. idk if theres anything else worth sharing yet tho..#i just need kaeya to be told that it WASNT his fault and hes NOT inherently irredeemably horrible forever because of shitty circumstances #or else i will fucking explode cartoonishly like a water balloon full of red paint #grabbing his shoulders and shaking him like a ragdoll. its fucked up and you dont have to laugh it off all the time I Promise.

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spicyraeman · 1 month

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got bae'zel brainrot and its terminal

#bg3 #lae'zel #sometimes I wonder how I got here #losing my absolute mind over a space frog #shes worth it tho <3

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dimensionzero · 11 months

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so I was going through atsv frame by frame (as you do) and I love the onomatopoeia in this (approximately 2-second-long) scene where gwen and hobie are trying to stop this building from collapsing:

first of all gwen's web snapping has the snap onomatopoeia in her pink white & blue and hobie's snap is in his collage style which is awesome attention for detail for something that is onscreen for a culmination of 4 frames tops

then we get this great 4-way splitscreen of the big ol' oh-shit eyes, but keep an eye on the lines dividing it cause one of them is gonna turn into---