#accidental edging

[andithiel]

Harry Potter and the Quest for the Faulty Vibrator

Drarry | 9k | Explicit

Tags: EWE, PWP, auror trainers, magical sex toys, accidental edging, getting a toy stuck inside, magically powerful Harry, wandless magic, anal fingering, out of medical necessity, kissing, anal sex, probably ill advised considering the situation, both are too horny to care, explicit consent, enthusiastic consent, bottoming from the top, Harry has the patience of an angel, ust, rst, multiple orgasms, coming untouched, aftercare of sorts, getting together

Summary: When Pansy Parkinson talks Harry into going to Malfoy’s flat to help him with an emergency, Harry’s not entirely sure what to find. It’s definitely not a naked Malfoy needing help retrieving a magical vibrator stuck in his arse.

A/N: Oh. My GOD! This took me so effin long to write and it's finally done! I'm not including any excerpt because I've left multiple snips when writing this. Thank you so much to my 3 lovely betas @sleepstxtic, @nefariousfairybread and Dromikins who looked this over for me and made me feel like a rockstar, you're the best.

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#drarry #drarry fic #sex toys gone rogue #pwp #accidental edging #wandless magis as a turn on #ust #rst #i honestly don't know how to tag this #enjoy i guess! #andithielwrites

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 122

So, Danny might be a hint confused and perhaps slightly suspicious about this situation. Look, he didn’t exactly remember how he got in this situation, but from what he hears of the other person-turned-oversized-lizard’s panicked whispers they don’t understand how this happened either. Something something ghost probably. 

Someone had better not have made some sort of wish back home. He didn’t want to deal with Desiree’s shenanigans, even if being a dragon or whatever was pretty freaking cool…

#prompts #Undreagons Au #dcxdp #dpxdc #It seems all undead are now dragons wonder how that happen #Well someone destroyed an artifact accidentally #and the backlash travelled through the entire infinite realms #y'know the realm of the undead and dead and all that #Ghost Jason is curled around this tiny baby ghost he found dazed on the edge of his lair #Danny ends up tattling to Jason about his town and how he's the only hero there even though he's only two years dead and- #It's not the pit that's pissing him off when he revives it's the fact he's a big broody dragon who got ripped away from their claimed bby #Did you know Dick has in fact died in the comics before #He's not cursing but it's close as he's *this* close to having a breakdown #He has *Scales* Bruce! SCALES! And a TAIL! #Bruce who is having a similar problem except with horns as well: #Several heroes Rogues and civilians staring at their new scales and whatever else from having died at one point: #The entirety of ecto contaminated Amity just shrug because hey they already had a dragon attack what's a few more

[brother-emperors]

so it’s. it’s like. man this is so hard without my laptop.

alright so Crassus is a weird guy, existentially. There’s a tendency to speculate, assign, and insert him into whatever places are conspiratorial and shadowy because he fits into those narrative places with ease. My personal favorite (aside from all of it) is the idea that he may have pulled strings wrt to Sulla and Caesar’s conflict to help get Caesar out of it.

The Defeat of Rome: Crassus, Carrhae and the Invasion of the East, Gareth C. Sampson

In the universe that exists in my head, he definitely had a hand in it, but he didn’t really intend for Caesar to figure out he played a part in it, but Caesar’s good at puzzles, and noticing someone goes both ways. Binding someone to yourself goes both ways.

Crassus: The First Tycoon, Peter Stothard

This scene takes place sometime relatively soon after Sulla’s death. Crassus has complicated feelings about it, Caesar less so. Veni, vidi, vici, baby!

Here’s a bonus thing that I keep thinking about with them.

The Roman Revolution, Ronald Syme

like, utang na loob. and it is DEEP between them.

#this is actually an old first draft script from a much longer Caesar/Crassus arc I’ve been writing #To go along with the Pompey/Crassus one #Accidentally it’s turned into a whole arc bc why not do the Caesar/Pompey civil war break up while I’m at it #anyway formatting all of this on my iPad was a nightmare no more comics that I have to split up for posting until I get a laptop #tris homines #roman republic tag #komiks tag #drawing tag #there’s a modern gangster AU version of this scene where Crassus and Caesar fuck on the floor in front of Sulla’s funeral portrait #Pompey is there too bc I finally remembered how I was tagging my tris homines live blog and found #The quote comparing the three to some kind of transgressive incestuous relationship. Thank u at my past self for live-blogging that #anyway this was relegated to first draft pits bc Crassus needs to have more bite about it but I wanted to draw them kissing. So. #(Waving a flag) get it caesar #(Bite as in sharp teeth and edges you could cut yourself on if you aren’t careful. Which is why Caesar is Always Very Careful #Pompey’s the opposite about it but I’ll get to those comics. Soon…….hopefully……………..) #gaius julius caesar #marcus licinius crassus

[aroaceleovaldez]

once again thinking about the worldbuilding in the riordanverse of "names are power" / "belief is power."

The Tri were only able to become immortal through convincing enough people to worship them that it became true. Monsters and immortals only exist through continued belief, and if enough people believe that they're dead or gone then it becomes true, like Pan. Their varied forms exist and manifest as they're believed in and called upon. Names call attention and epithets summon aspects. They're acknowledgement. Belief. Putting a name to a concept creates it as an individual.

And that's so fascinating when you start applying it to demigods. How much of their abilities are based on belief in themselves, in expectations of each other, in their parents' expectations of them? We've seen mortal figures who became immortal in some form or another because they were remembered. Even the lares - ancestral house gods, who persist because they're remembered. They have a legacy.

At what point does a demigod achieve that status? Rumors and whispers about them so persistent that they slowly become true. "I heard that Jason Grace is the son of two gods, does that make him a god?" "I heard Percy Jackson defeated a titan single-handedly. That he can create hurricanes without breaking a sweat. That he can control blood." After awhile, after enough rumors, does it become impossible to tell where they end and the legends begin? Isn't that what being a demigod is; half-legend?

#pjo #riordanverse #analysis #i went a little prose-y there at the end but i am THINKING THOUGHTS #imagine being a demigod and knowing your EXISTENCE is slowing becoming warped because of others' perceptions of you! #Jason living on a pedestal his entire life and worrying so much that one day he's going to bleed ichor and his fate will be sealed #Percy recognizing that his powers are growing beyond his previous limits in ways that don't seem natural. don't seem right. #and he realizes what's happening and just has to hope the whispering quiets down and the rumors are forgotten so he can live a normal life #also the potential for demigod existential horror #becoming aware that You as a concept is slowly shifting. twisting. to match the perception others have of you #how TERRIFYING is that? like obviously it'd probably only go to an extent for most demigods cause half-mortal #but their powers? etc? SCARY #Percy being aware that his powers are becoming warped and trying to dissuade gossip about himself so it returns to normal #Nico who the more he's welcomed into the camps the more he finds himself being essentially declawed #his rough edges slowly worn away. his powers weakening and becoming less frightening. is it worth it? #and how difficult must that inherently make it for him to allow himself to be known? #and again. shaking Jason petrified that CJ is going to accidentally believe him into immortality. his worst nightmare.

[prostocupoftea]

Hello @sashazakbun24 i just came here to say that your son is very pretty thats all thank you byeee

#kinitopet #kinitopet fanart #kinito the axolotl #he is just so “if a search engine was a person” vibe #also fellow square glasses w/ this glasses chain enjoyer #i wear those myself so this is a good taste indeed #aaand i accidentally f-d up his hand so now it is weird T-T #but at least proportional #i feel like fanart today #y'all have such good kinito designs i swear #now i feel like i made mine too hard to draw T_T #welp. too late #my habit of drawing on the edge shoots me in my knee again. now he is weirdly cropped #prosto cup of art

[rosiethedragongeek]

Okay so if I'm not mistaken, RTTE was meant to end after four seasons, and got greenlit for a final two seasons later, right? And they obviously had to come up with a final story arc to close it off.

Meaning Johann wasn't meant to be evil for the first four seasons, they just looked at it and realized that basically every single episode since his FIRST EPISODE IN RIDERS OF BERK (dragon flower where he sells Mildew the blue oleander (which is poisonous to dragons)), Johann could potentially have been up to something nefarious and realized that they'd ACCIDENTALLY set up for the biggest, longest building plot twist in the entire franchise like,,,, on. ACCIDENT.

#i'm telling you this is crazy #how did they ACCIDENTALLY do that over the course of 6 seasons and 2 different shows #(which if i'm not mistaken had different people working on them at least for the most part #so basically johann was evil the whole time but he was keeping it from the writers too #i might be wrong #but i can't stop thinking about it #trader johann #traitor johann #httyd johann #johann httyd #rtte johann #johann rtte #johann #how to train your dragon #riders of berk #defenders of berk #race to the edge #httyd #rob #dob #rtte #rosie's httyd brainrot

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Something that I’ve been noticing is that Dagur has eye bags. It’s not too noticeable until close-ups on his face. All of the characters have a slight line under their eyes because the eye socket exists. But Dagur has two much deeper lines under his eyes. This was obviously done on purpose and I’m mad at myself for not really seeing it sooner. Dagur is a tired boyo. He needs some rest. Give him a sleeping pill.

#he’s the gym bro who wakes up at the crack of dawn to go get a work out and accidentally wakes up the whole house #httyd #how to train your dragon #rtte #race to the edge #dagur #dagur the deranged #httyd dagur #rtte dagur #httyd rtte

[lilliths-httyd-blog]

:)

what the fuck

#httyd #viggo grimborn #race to the edge #answered #figgo #i almost accidentally tagged this 'onions'

[scribz-ag24]

this is the sunflora i think about 90% of the time

#fujoshi sunflora is funny to me ok #pmd2 #sunflora #pmd shitpost #futuretrioshipping #the other 10% is a sunflora-grovyle comic i drafted a month ago #about sunflore wanting to help grovyle bc as a fellow grass type she notices how absolutely awful no good grovyle's physical state is #and hes on edge bc of trust issues and kinda berating himself for not letting down his guard arounf hero's friends #she thinks hes a bit rough around the edges #but then he accidentally drops one of his deep speeches and shes like 'oh this is why the handsome dusknoir likes you so much' #grovyle cant really process that dusknoir is generally considered handsome. He asks for celebi's take on that.

[lucabyte]

✨

#(taking inventory) hmmm basically all of my isat stuff is postcanon huh. unintentional but interesting behaviour from me #<- not used to making fanwork and is intrigued by my gravitation toward this #id suppose it's because im more of a character studies person than anything? like.... #isat very thoroughly explores its characters ingame. i have no real speculation to add there. its very airtight #but leaves the characters with very intentional next-steps-in-life to explore. #+ i in general approach texts as like... a challenge to get the most 'accurate' read on the characters as i can #hense my mumbling about my fancontent potentially feeling 'rude' to me. ie if i read the characters wrong ive failed at task #of exclusively substantiated reading. and thus hense the tension between 'unbased speculation inherent to fan work' and #'textual basis for character analysis'. its interesting #and fun! i do find it fun. but it is something about me that i take this to be an intellectual challenge first and foremost #you can REALLY tell im an oc guy sometimes i think lol. im very used to keeping myself on the straight and narrow #trying not to let characterisation drift.... its so easy to accidentally flanderise or soften the edges off of a character especially.... #anyway. ramble over. just interesting to me to take stock of my output #lucabytetalks

[tacit-semantics]

Creature………

EDIT: got excited forgot progress pictures etc etc

#id in alt #AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! anyways got a little confused here and there and I didn’t technically finish the edging because I started accidentally #unravelling a previosuly woven in end and that was gonna be a whole thing but LOOOOOOK it’s a recognizable as filet lace!!!!!!!!!! anyways #wasn’t NEARLY as hard as I thought it’d be when I got going like mistakes aside the general idea was there it was there :))))))) #creature!!!!!!!!! #filet lace #lacis #lacemaking #netting #fiber arts #my work #ahhhshididjdhdhdjdjdjhdjdhdhdhdh!!!!!!!!! #trypophobia #edited

[potatochip-oc-dump]

i keep dropping little tidbits of marks backstory... one day i will spit it all out on some google doc or somethin

little mark + moose mom, mom who is moose

#oc #mark mahogany #moose mom #ill come up w a name for her at somepoint... #ANYWAYS I NEED EVERYONE TO SEE CHILD MARK NOW!!!!!!! #blood #LISTEN I. PROMISE ILL GET INTO MARK LORE WHEN I HAVE THE ENERGY TO DO SO!!!! #VRGGRHGRHRHEHGRHRG new character tiem #shes his mentor of sorts. shes the librarian + owner of the “archive” whatever place that mark currently works at #she took him under her wing and passed down the position to him #ALSO. THIS IS LIKE THE 3RD TIME IVE ACCIDENTALLY MADE AN ANTHRO CHARACTER TRANS #but im sticking with it ofc because i love her very much #mark has that Traumatized Child look in his eye👍 awesome #the context for the blood thing in the third image is that #mark is kind of like. constantly on edge and lashes out when he feels threatened. on top of all that hes a child #who is grappling w the fact that everyone around him continuously calls him a beast and a monster amd all that jazz. not as like an insult #but as and encouragement if thag makes sense #reminder that mark has been to therapy in canon #also im sorry i keep forgetting 2 draw mark with his cane i promise ill try and be better abt that in the future #ahhh i lauve him

[rethcore]

sometimes i feel like i'm getting so invested in palia lore that it's breaking my heart and driving me insane :'Dt

#palia but tangentially #i literally made a second character this evening to straight edge romance Tish #because i want to learn more about Reth through the relationship the two of them have as siblings #and tish's wiki page is SO. BARE BONES. compared to her brother's???? she doesn't even have her full level 4 romance quest/dialogue up #no pin reactions or anything either and it just makes me really sad to see it #like i am 110% prepared to step up to the wiki and contribute the necessary info once I get Basil where he needs to be questwise but man #accidentally 4d chessed myself into caring about tish so much i want to come out from under my rock and contribute to the community #this is me and Richter Belmont and Maria Renard all over again #this is all so i can write accurate fanfic btw #because i'm a terrible stickler for canon #i'm a mess i'm a disgrace #come talk to me about palia i'm ILL #anyway if you see someone named Albert Serdio running around kilima that's me lmao

[finedinereception]

tentatively calling betty and marcys “i remember you” episode “diving deep”. complete with marcy having post traumatic flashbacks to her experiences after the war, magic queen unknowingly hurting marcys feelings, and, most importantly, magic queen still having protective survival skill moments. magic queen kill and smasha an oozer with a rock and go “dang didnt know i was strong enough to do that”

#adventure time #betty grof #marceline abadeer #wizard married au #magic queen can be a lot more accidentally callous than ice king #she has more of a pragmatic edge #and shes willing to do some Bad stuff if she thinks its needed to protect herself or ik #but shes definitely not as chaotically erratic or dangerous as canon magic betty

[darkdragon768]

🦷 Toothless 🦷

A Dragon a Week 8/52

#woo dragons art be upon you #my art #art #dragon #dragons #toothless #httyd #toothless httyd #i really like the background #i somehow don't understand why the color is transparent at the edges #but I'm not motivated enough to fix that #same with the shading at the edges but that's on me #wand tool wasn't really adjusted #next time maybe #anyway #the eyes look amazing too #actually kinda accidental that they turned out like that #but done is done #[ETA: I forgot the second pair of wings... i had it on my sketch but forgot to add them... sorry for the inaccuracies]

[myreputatioooon]

Teasers and trailers are cool, and so are video essays, sure, but nothing beats accidentally getting game OST on your screen and getting hooked because of the comments

#SIGNALIS #ULTRAKILL #(ultrakill was intentional a Hakitaposted Act's Soundtrack was on my recommended and I was curious then after seeing both act osts watch ga #eplays) #but in SIGNALIS's case I accidentally got the 15 minute extended Die Toten video playing cuz I forgot to turn of autoplay #Comments got me curious and TvTropes mentioning Eldritch horrorspushed me over the edge #video games