#again??? >: ( jfc tumblr

[alluraaaa]

lance being a jack of all trades had such good potential. a guy who’s decently good at everything but not amazing at anything who only sees the lack of perfection. he’s always someone’s second choice because there’s always someone better, and he acts out and builds a persona of false bravado to cope with that. that’s why he’s so proud of being the “cool ninja sharpshooter,” because it’s the first thing he’s been the best at that’s useful in a war

there could have been an amazing character arc about how being good at things or being the best at something isn’t indicative of someone’s worth. the team doesn’t love him because he’s a great shot and a good paladin. they love him because he’s lance

and idk if i’m swinging at a hornet’s nest here (defo would’ve been in 2017) but that’s why i don’t like black paladin lance lmao. lance isn’t the best choice for black paladin, and that’s okay. leading and strategizing are things he’s good at, like so many others, but it isn’t his forte. with his wide skillset and smooth adaptability, he’s the perfect fit for the role of support as the guardian of water. water is liquid! it fills in the gaps!! while everyone else has a dedicated Thing, he picks up the slack to make the team stronger!!!!!

and if we’re looking at this through a klance lens, there’s a lot to say about lance’s fabricated rivalry. keith was (at least in lance’s eyes) absolutely perfect. a perfect student, a perfect pilot, able to effortlessly do things that it took endless practice for lance to get decent at. of course lance starts to hate him, who wouldn’t in that position. not to mention the months spent being constantly compared to keith. to have keith— that keith— fall in love with lance would be so narratively delicious. to have someone so seemingly perfect look up to you? to have someone so seemingly perfect show he isn’t by being vulnerable and open and trusting you to not to be cruel? chefs kiss MUAH

ummm tldr blue paladin lance forever and ever and also the full quote is “a jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.”

#don’t think this is a popular opinion but it’s mine! #i feel like since canon did him so dirty the fandom overcompensated by making him The Best At Everything Ever #and imo that’s also doing him dirty #let him be flawed!! it makes for a better story and a better character #again. (spongebob holding out hands under a big shadow) in my opinion #<- he’s terrified of rabid lance stand crawling out of 2016-2018 era tumblr and killing him #*stans jfc #txt #lance #keith&lance

[foxglovefaun]

Brass, Candy, and Broken Glass

i'll scan it later i just cant stop foaming at the mouth skdjfhksjhdjfhsdf had ta get it outta me

#my art #sketchbook #marker drawing #acrylic markers #independent artists #artists on tumblr #queer art #fuckin insta got me all hashtag sensitive again jfc

[tangledinink]

i want desperately for you guys to know that this is how swanatello was born. he was designed and drawn in a span of approximately 30 minutes at work and made originally with the only intention being "pun." thanks @actuallynobutwhynot for getting me to make him lmao i gotta draw him and your sona together sometime.

#swanatello #and look at us now jfc #i didnt even intend for him to have any kind of a story i just sort of #made it up recently #as i did shitty doodles of him while talking about risesonas with friends #thanks also @ beanarry for making me want a donniesona in the first place #and @ sep council for bringing up risesonas and getting me to dust him off #and thanks @ bean again for getting me to post him lol i wasnt expecting anyone to??? care abt him #like to be fair its not like hes BLOWING UP or whatever but i have never gotta so much attention in my askbox before #and he has literally existed on tumblr for #like #four days #and i have gotten SO many asks and fanart and shit abt him and i am just blown away and also absolutely TICKLED #thanks gang #i am glad you like him #..... <3 #i like him too #i like telling his story #and im really happy that i have kind of been tricked into just? #doing really shitty low effort doodles and being ok with that being what i post? #it is very freeing #anyway thanks <3 #i will get to all the asks eventually #some of them im hanging onto #because answering them involves dropping MAD lore and sort of slingshotting the story forward and i dont wanna like #reveal everything right away ig? #so patience plz <3 #i will get to everything i can eventually

[wrenmoonie]

Left is the version w/o tone balance and all that jazz, right is the original

How the fuck did I forget to post this onto tumblr?? lol

Anyways just note that I might not do this style of painting ever again because jfc that took a long while

#rin matsuoka #wren's art #jfc I an proud of the way I rendered this #like the shadows and shit didn't have to go that fucking hard omflan #still forgot to post this onto tumblr but don't expect me to draw Rin good like this ever again lmao #also yes you can tell I fucking hate shading clothes since you can tell by the way I shaded it shuihdusidas #free! fanart #fanart

[delirisse]

Day 19 of drawing a ship every day of the month

Requested by anon,

Haro ♡ Plimbo

Ah listen, I don't know what to make Plimbo say, and I'm too nauseous to think about it too hard. See you tomorrow.

#cotl haro #cotl plimbo #cotl #cult of the lamb #....yeah #februpairy #jubilart #anyways #hambo #tumblr effed up the queue again jfc

[dngrcpckwithmurdericing]

Today I learned two things:

1. If you look harmless enough, a locksmith will just replace your car keys without asking for any proof of identity or ownership. Crocs, pajamas, a hand-knit scarf, a cardigan... No need for pesky things like car registrations or licenses.

(I told this to @anthropocite and received the response of "I'm just imaging your locksmith encounter with the Michael Westen voiceover narration." Yes, exactly. 😂😂)

2. There is an RFID chip in all newish cars, since about 1996 (my '97 Ford Escort didn't have this but most cars did apparently) - you have to program a car key to the RFID chip in order for the key to start the car. Then you have to clear out all the old data from any old keys. Any key tool can unlock a turn-key door, but without the RFID match, the car won't start. This is both why you can't steal most cars with a screwdriver anymore (screwdrivers don't match the transponders), and also why people were able to steal those Hyundais and Kias with a USB cable (no transponder in those cars).

#offline life #cars #i have been driving since 1996 and never lost my keys #but last week i couldn't find my key #and it is nowhere in the house #maybe it got thrown away? #who fucking knows #so i called a locksmith and he came south to my house #and made me a new key and linked it to my transponder in less time than it took for me to scroll tumblr #it cost $350 for two keys #worth it since it would cost a lot more to tow my car somewhere and re-key the whole thing #or buy a new car #i am not buying a new car for at least another ten or fifteen years #but like #he did this shit on a fucking tablet #kind of scary tbh #but great for me for the moment because now i can drive my car again jfc #the end

[airbenderedacted]

please god let’s not make this person relevant again

#haiIey aka squi.g.glydi.gg aka ke.y.blac.k is a massively racist homophobic transphobic trump supporting bigot PLS #IT'S WHY SHE REBRANDED LIKE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES.. LMAO SHE'S ASS. LET HER STAY IRRELEVANT I'M BEGGING #iirc she literally got kicked off the mystery skulls animated projects when it surfaced that she's a big big freak #and hysterically her rant about how much she hates lilo (yes the 5 year old disney charcter) is what got her outed as a bigot #bc her rant about lilo being evil and abusive got so many eyes on her tumblr that people started looking at her posts on her personal and #hooooo boy there sure was some shit on there alright #all i specifically remember was her being pissy about ppl thinking she might be kweer bc she has short hair and dresses kinda masc sometime #and she was all like ewww wtf don't think i'm some ''gender confused'' weirdo (jfc) #and then she had some other posts that were pro-kids in cages at the border #SO #if i see her bendy stuff start givin her relevance again i swear to got 😭 #OH ALSO I JUST REMEMBERED HER JUMPING SHIP FROM TUMBLR AND TWITTER bc people Hated Her AND MAKING PARLER OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED HER MAIN #and then the second she got back on twitter the first thing she did was be all bestie chummies with a dude tweeting slurs 💀 bruhh

[maximotts]

Good morning!!

Now my MASTERLIST is flagged as mature!! I have half a mind to delete all my fics rn I’m so damn tired of this shit, it’s not even funny

#I’ve truly had it! #jfc tumblr fix yourself #I spent SO much time on my masterlist I don’t want to do it again #motts speaks.

[imwritesometimes]

logs on, posts cat photo, immediately sees shit-storm drama, logs out ✌️

#like. idk man. go poking around just a LITTLE bit and it's like oh fuuuuck. the under 25s are being fuckin stupid as shit again #🙄🙄🙄 aren't y'all tired yet jfc get real problems grow tf up holy shit #this website becomes more & more exhausting to try to use every fckn month #I'd PAY to have just tumblr 28yrs+ everyone has a job a several responsibilities & probably a disorder we're just trying to chill fckn hell #erin explains it all

[selkies-world]

When you wanna post something about how trigger warnings can be both a blessing and a curse, but you know you'll be dragged through actual Hell by the tumblrferals if you post it on The Fandom Dot Com. So instead you make it a blog post and then post the link to that post on The Fandom Dot Com.

#like... you guys are gonna HATE reading this when im done with it #but reading it will be GOOD for you #and listening to what is said will be GOOD for you #is this how nannies feel when they have to force children to take their medicine??? #yes it tastes foul yes it tastes gross yes the texture isnt nice but it will do you a whole lot of good SO PLEASE DONT SPIT IT BACK OUT PLEA #jfc #i will spoonfeed tumblr & the internet generations medicine 1 fucking foul tablespoon at a time #if it means we can actually fucking FUNCTION as humans again #you will all hate me and you will all spit the first few mouthfuls at me but i swear to every fucking deity that i am gonna keep - #- spoonfeeding all of you until you LEARN

[celestialjoys]

feeling like god's mistake then having a cute boy stare into your eyes and repeatedly call you stunning and gorgeous while kissing the back of your hands is kind of... unfathomable, actually

#swear im not trying to go insane with my posting about him but... BUT... #i feel like a fucking school girl again. this man is making me feel fucking giddy oouuughhhhhhh #joy.txt #posting this on my Tumblr so im not embarrassing myself by talking about this with friends jfc #💌

[chaotic-guinea-pig]

so, on the off-chance someone has cohost... follow me, maybe? 🤗 I'll follow you back!!

#I also have twitter but uh... yeah nah the fandom spaces failed the vibe check horribly. 🙃 jfc #anyway tumblr simply does not spark joy as it once did tbh :( #I'll appear again to deliver my secret santa giftee their gift hehe (yes yes I'm still working on the gift no worries!!) #but otherwise I'll just stick to AO3 discord servers and cohost as my primary hangouts in fandom from now on 😅

[v3joker]

man that’s a nice url, why did a bot have to have it

#what's with the bot surge again #jfc where are they coming from #tumblr #joker.txt

[threeawfulfruits]

AhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA I just finished watching Hollow Mind and if Zeno doesn’t stop being so GOOD AT HIS JOB I’m gonna rip my eyes out

Also toooootally thought we were getting like the whole backstory in this one but it’s legit just the seeds urGH, earth shattering for those watching when it first aired/the unobservant or unspoiled few, but just frustrating and wretchedly sad for those of us in the know; howEVER as always the clues planted in the background of every frame make me want to weep

#the owl house #first watch #I’m spoiled for everything bc of tumblr but that doesn’t mean I’ve SEEN it yet yanno??? #much less HEARD it jfc #again. Zeno. you lovely dear. please. you’re too talented #hollow mind #hunter toh

[paradlseguardian]

[mun] yall: sada/turo abandoned the weaker raidon and took the stronger bully one with them/preferred the bully raidon more

me: did yall actually read any of the dialogue in this game

#iirc game explicitly says the profs died protecting the weaker specimen from the bully one but ok #listen man say about their parenting skills or lack thereof what u will #but they werent fucking evil jfc chill #i have opinions (tm) on how the profs are being portrayed by the fandom specifically on tumblr tbh but ill keep those to myself #bc im tired and dont wanna argue lol #anyway if thats how u portray ur own sada/turo muse then thats fine #but understand that my koraidons sada was nothing like that #he was exceptionally close to and fond of her and basically considered her like his own mother kind of #so her dying to protect him from the stronger koraidon naturally scarred him emotionally like u wont believe #its why he has such strongset abandonment issues #and why he now has protector complexes because he thinks its his fault professor sada died #and he never wants anyone to die because of his weakness again #anyway thats all ty for coming to my ted talk #gets down from my soapbox #Headcanons.; #<- kinda lmao #Necro speaks.;

[fstbmp-a]

Every friendgroup acts different, always assume people are friends unless they state otherwise.

Like Lila and I, we're e-married. That's not friend behavior I'd take her on a moonlit dinner.

#My Kingdom ;; OOC #dang ppl being weird on tumblr again jfc... #sorry i also had to talk about my wife again laksbndkjasbdhjksa