#all the sit-in customers

[life-of-eris]

I just did some quick math and the motherfuckers I work for pay me literally exactly enough so that I don't qualify for medicaid. Bastards.

#life of eris #work update #real asshole behavior honestly #considering the manager #not the owner the manager #told us unprompted that he was going to make a payment of nearly 100k on something is january #this bitch has 100k to drop as an expected expense and he isnt worried about it #meanwhile the girl who trained me was deciding between groceries and carpooling or gas and only eating at work this month #i hate it here #i processed literally a dozen orders that cost more than my daily pay #that doesnt count all the others that were almost there #all the sit-in customers #the delivery app orders #we bring in enough to pay all the workers decent money #but gods fucking forbid the owners have to live in a slightly less fancy house #fuck #like this pay level seems specifically designed to keep us struggling #cant afford healthcare don't qualify for assistance cant pay a mortgage and rent requires housemates #they take 5 dollars for food even if we dont eat it and the owners wife wont let us take it home if she catches us #i need this job so i cant say shit about it #and i cant burn the bridge when i leave because its a very well-liled place and if they tell my next employer i have an attitude #it could seriously jeopardize my chances of getting hired somewhere else #evil fucking behavior frankly

[unexpectedbrickattack]

short king and his shorter kings

#pizza tower #pepstavo #peppinoise #i sketched it out WEEKS ago #but w me almost finishing this godawful comm i felt compelled to do something for Me #i cannot wait to finish; i have a couple of forms sitting there collecting dust but im too overwhelmed w this shitty comm- #-to even attempt to tackle those. i need to scrub my brain and start fresh. but after i finish it lmao #anyway hey. hope everyones okay and vibin #dont take this seriously but also. heehee. #in hindsight i feel like i need to bump gustavos head up a lil bit but weh #not too compelled to fix it. #additional context that i think is fun; gus is just a touchy dude and he finds all kinds of reasons to pick peppino up #and every time peppino is like SO flustered and shocked bc itll be in the view of customers #like some sports team wins and its on their tvs and ppl are hootin n hollerin #and like people will notice and keep cheering and its alot hes like oh my GOD u cannot keep doing that im going to explode and then die #noise will do it to prove he can do it and then his back snaps in two bc he weighs like 80 lbs (36kg) #but for like a brief moment of time he is facefirst in tummy and hes ecstatic #theo it is not funny to be rushed to the er bc u broke ur back #also suggestive (but funny i prommy) #but he absolutely would be that like girl who needed a neckbrace from having her gf accidentally sit on her face too hard #hes like ouuuuhhghh....that was worth it. how long will it take to recover doc bc i wanna do it again :) #meanwhile. i think if that happened peppino would literally go into hiding. ur not finding him. #it would literally haunt him that he nearly killed this rat w his fat ass #as if this is not the way both gus and noise would like to go out. it would be peaceful for them i think #anyway #runs away cutely; see u in two weeks maybe

[reindeerswillsavethisworld]

Corpse au case fic where the trio decided to try cracking a murder mystery, except instead of angst it's a comedy of errors where they make everything worse.

Like. Danny comes out of a portal dead and translucent and glowing, and there's charred remains of a human body on the floor. So now all three of them are freaking out, and instead of asking for help, or finding an adult, or telling literally ANYONE, they decide to just. Get rid of the body. As one does.

So that's what they do: they break out Tucker's nice shovels (because god forbid Sam's family owned something as pheasant as a shovel, and Danny's too afraid of touching their family's Patented Fenton ShovelsTM for... reasons), they find a nice desolate clearing in the woods, and then they bury Danny's body like one would a very unfortunate hamster who met their demise too soon under very suspicious circumstances. They even stay at the new "grave" in silence for a minute or five in respect and DEFINITELY nothing else, you know. And so, they bury the body, and then they (try to) forget the experience as some horrific nightmare.

And then, a year later, there's an uproar: the Amity Park's police department found the child's remains in the woods! And you see, Amity Park is not THAT big of a town, and the police estimated that the body belonged to a 14-15 year old child, and, look, there's only so many schools in a small town, alright. Obviously, the rumours start very soon in Casper High: about how the kid could've gone to their school, about how they could've died, about whether or not anybody was missing them, about their identity, and some definitely-truthworthy-would-I-lie-to-you-bro-come-on sources insist that the kid was murdered around a year ago, around the time ghosts started showing up. And these rumours obviously reach the ears of Sam, Danny and Tucker.

Now, you would've thought that their first thought would be something like "oh no, they found Danny's body", or "oh no, they know", or even simply "we're sooo fucked". Except. You see, the night they buried the body? It was really cloudy. And dark. And, y'know, it's very easy to get lost in a forest. And they were too high-strung, you see, they completely forgot to leave some sort of a marker or anything. And also like, it was so long ago, you know? A lot have happened, they were sooo busy and the likes, you can't really blame them for forgetting some things.

And here's lies the problem: all three of them just fucking forgot that there was a body left to bury at all.

And then it gets out that the police can't even conduct any sort of DNA test because it became corrupted to the point of being absolutely unrecognisable due to exposure to a large amount of ecto-energy.

It's now looks like a bad set up for a joke: an identifiable body of a child, cause of death unknown; the probable involvement of ghosts or at the very least a very large quantity of ecto-energy; a probable murderer on the loose, which naturally breeds suspicion and speculation; a town full of all kinds of rumours; and a trio of absolute dumbasses, who after hearing that ghosts were involved immediately went to stick their noses where they don't belong.

Rejoice, Amity Park! Sam, Danny and Tucker are now on the case! Except they are all teenagers, and nobody in their right mind will allow teenagers to solve a murder case. Plus, them poking around would be highly suspicious, but Phantom, on the other hand?

(people seeing Phantom helping solve this case and coming to the conclusion that the ghosts were definitely involved was not on their bingo card, but oh well)

They don't go to the cops, obviously: Danny at least in part because he's worried they will call GIW on his ass or try to arrest him, and Sam and Tucker simply because fuck the cops (one because the police is involved in a militaristic, capitalistic corrupted system that breeds injustice and furthers the divide between average people and the wealthy, and the other because cops suck and will probably call GIW on his friend's ass). They also can't go to any other authorities: cops are out of the question, as is the mayor; laboratory personnel will most likely just throw them out; and there're no witnesses or known relatives, so they're stuck.

Therefore they decide that desperate times need desperate measures, and so they enlist all of their ghost allies on a quest, hoping to find the ghost of the kid. Considering the amount of ecto-energy they were subjected to, they MUST have formed a ghost, they only need to find them.

Except. The Ghost Zone is a big place, and they only have so many allies, even if some of them are a queen and a god. So Danny bites the bullet and does the most stupid (debatable) thing he has ever done: he goes to his enemies for help. They're surprisingly understanding and willing to help, even if some of their reasons are a little... strange (Skulker and Johnny entered some sort of competition on who finds the ghost first, Box Ghost starts to seek out coffins (??) and Youngblood is not above to start torturing people to finally have a friend that is not either an adult or a complete stick in the mud). And even then they still can't find the ghost.

In the end Danny goes to Clockwork in a desperate hope that he will be able to glimpse at least a little of what had transpired on the night of the murder, and to Danny's annoyance Clockwork laughs so hard he almost pops a ghost equivalent of a blood vessel.

A few weeks down the line Sam hesitantly brings up Danny's buried corpse ("MY WHAT" "Your corpse which we buried in the woods, Danny, don't you remember?" "Yeah, bro, I think you dissociated the whole time we were digging the hole and carrying your dead body" "WE DID WHAT-"), reasonably saying that, you know, they ALSO technically buried a body in the woods. On that Tucker just shrugs because obviously it was not Danny's body, the place of the burial was way off, he remembers that there was a really big stone to the left of the grave (he doesn't and there wasn't), so they are in the clear. During that exchange Danny's sitting on the floor and having a panic attack, because he really did dissociate the whole time and afterwards legitimately forgot that there was a body to bury at all.

After that conversation all three of them leave with a certainty that Danny's body is still there where they left it, whenever it was. And so the shenanigans continue.

#yes i know that is custom made for some delicious angst and identity shenanigans #but also consider: this scenario would be very funny #three teenagers running around a crime scene trying to solve a murder case #and not realising they ARE said murder case #idk whether or not there would be an identity reveal down the line but if there would be one #i like to imagine vlad just sitting in his office alone afterwards head in hands #wondering WHAT he did to deserve this stupidity that went for MONTHS #like sir you did it to yourself when you decided to make a 14 years old your arch-nemesis #jazz is both horrified ('IT WAS YOUR WHAT') and exasperated ('what do you MEAN you forgot') #she's out there secretly hoping this sort of stupidity is not hereditary (in her case it kinda is lmao) #his parents are simply horrified (tho jack a few months down the line finds the whole ordeal rather funny) #the ghosts all forget about this shitshow rather quickly #except for ember youngblood kitty and johnny. they will NEVER let danny live it down. NEVER. #also danny waking up at 3am in cold sweat and remembering cw laughing his ass off: THIS MF KNEW ALL ALONG- #danny phantom #sam manson #danny fenton #tucker foley

[valeriannnn]

I know little of the Keepers and their cultural norms, but I suppose it should not come as a surprise that matters of grooming and personal maintenance should carry a more pragmatic connotation for those who live in such isolation - or perhaps our friend is simply strange, regardless of his context. I must admit: it was no small comfort to me, in those frigid days heralding the twilight of the Dragonsong War, to discover that our champion did not share our Sharlayan intuition toward personal space. Our more guarded companions don't always share my gratitude for the attention, but I believe that after our long estrangement, even the coldest of hearts could not fail to be warmed by such a gesture.

Wolcred Week 2024 Day 1: Warmth | Home

ok as mentioned in the tags i didnt have time to render a complete scene for this but i found this old mspaint sketch that demonstrates the Vibe. tyagoa just walked up behind him after cleaning up from their meal

#ffxiv #wolcred #wolcred week #wolcred week 2024 #valerianart #caption is alphinaud journal entry #please imagine everyone is making camp and sitting down i simply did not have time to draw the wider context U_U #to be perfectly transparent i am doing the prompts kind of ass backwards and the degree of effort varies #but come sit with me and imagine #we can hold hands if you want #anyway tyagoa does a lot of Fussing post-vault #at the time it's really the only tell that things are. well. you know how things are. #i think little grieving alphie would soak that up like a sponge but it would come as quite the shock to the other returning scions #shtola probably had to set some polite but firm boundaries #but tyagoa would appreciate that #he likes knowing what his friends like #and vhasoa was frequently touch-averse so he doesnt take it as an insult or anything #anyway i think it's a combo of [gestures to heavensward] and the way that traveling through the wilderness with a small group feels like #well #like home to him #that kind of shortcuts through all the Eorzean Social Customs that he's learned to navigate #i hc his tribe as being very casually tactile with each other #to the extent that something like this doesn't even register as intimacy #not to him anyway LOL

[cometrose]

one of my favorite things about zhongli is that he doesn’t shut up like i know we like to compare him to neuvillette and alhaitham but zhongli is like inverse of their signature traits. social awkwardness? quiet and reserved? zhongli does not care he will talk like he understands liyue’s social customs very well he just does what he wants. like yeah he’s calm and reserved but he’s not quiet and he enjoys socializing with humans like it’s one of his favorite things to do. the people of liyue describe as someone who is a little odd but very helpful and knowledgeable so he understands people and he seems pretty good at reading their intentions and behaviors so yeah he’s weird but he’s very popular cause he’s always doing shit

tldr zhongli is a yapper he will talk about anything and everything if you give him a chance he does not care if it’s weird or socially unconventional

#my post #zhongli #genshin impact #he’s a little empty headed idk #like he just likes people and talking to be people #like there’s probably some level of social awkwardness but it’s not #like i know every region got their ‘zhongli’ but listen the dude never shut ups #like i remember during lantern rite their is some chinese customs about who sits at the table or who performs certain tasks #even though zhongli says he’s not as important as hutao or xiao he still acts like the leader of the discussion and the table #like he probably knows the rules he just messes up or doesn’t care #remember when he was so interested in listening to xinyan’s music he invited her to perform at a funeral parlor #bro does not care he wants to indulge himself in his nation #suffers from never shutting the fuck up disease #he just doesn’t talk about himself #i mean all of them are pretty talkative in their own way #althaitham is wordy as hell but only when he wants to be #like i did his story quest recently #ooh blah blah blah academic dishonesty no integrity just a lot

[pansear-doodles]

#sadly i did not grow up with the papa louie games #i fucking love games where you get to customize shit and or own a pet #but sometimes i just play flash games that were cutesy and or pleasing to look at #i didnt like games where it has membership on it because it was so limiting to me as a child and i was poor #so i was very spotty with club penguin animal jam and moshi monsters but i still played them at some points nonetheless #for the multiplayer ones i would often play them with my cousin we would all sit on the same computer butting each others heads #newgrounds was too inappropriate for us at the time so i didnt grow up with that. just flash games found in a website called y8 and y3 #i miss the facebook games so dearly. happy pets was destroyed to the ground by corporate greed and laziness. #horror shooter and generally gory games disturb me as a child. i would rather look for games with cute and easy going themes #anyway ill be surprised if theres someone out there who has played all of these games.

[samarecharm]

Love being able to write. I can do whatever i want. I can make Ryuji interact w Lala-chan and u literally cant stop me.

#chattin #i feel like shinjuku and crossroads doesnt get enough love #ohya and lala dont get enough love 😭 #if they had an option to work there as a parttimer some how my akira wouldve absolutely taken it #u never see the place packed or w customers at all; it just feels cozy every time u go there #akira doesnt have a lot of places free from prying eyes; so id imagine he goes there often to just hang and study #catch up w ohya and get a bit of knowledge and validation from lala #like shes so sweet. i love her. she comes across as wise without being unapproachable #she makes comments she shouldnt (talking about ohyas job and history) bc she just forgot that she shouldnt lol #adamant about not letting him drink while hes there. its like. a safe space for him. #and i think hed like to invite his friends into his safe space; esp ryuji #gets to a point where even ryuji stops by on his own sometimes. #hes got questions but hes always in his head; never says it out loud #but it leads him in the right direction almost all the time #im thinkin of him having like. the most base level internalized homophobia and transphobia #like the kind of shit you just pick up as a child and teen and never question #and u kinda make fun of it bc everyone else is. but akira stumbles into his life and makes it so confusing #like. i dont think hed be trans. but akira would make him second guess alot about himself #about what he likes. what hes into. what hes okay w doing w someone like akira #and lala is like. u got that look in ur eyes kid. come sit. #doesnt entirely get it. but he feels a little lighter. not on labels but on his feelings #‘kid. u think of the ideal person and u think of him. at that point; it dont matter what bits he got.’ #and its blunt and MAYBE it gets him a little flustered. but hes always responded well to blunt words. no beating around the bush #makes his brain confront shit head on without the second guessing hed suffer through when left on his own #WAA. rambling. #gonna see if i can draft this up at some point

[b4kuch1n]

hi! birthday. which means it's finally time t

yo what the itch store is fixed up now

damn what? I don't know where this came from. look all the comics I put on g*mr**d a year ago are back here again with all the formatting and typesetting by @fireflysummers as well as the exclusive bonus art wtf who did this. my werewolf comic on here too what the hells!! that one also got re-toned for printing if u want to AND an exclusive cover spread !!! what the fuck!!!!! come see for urself I can't make this shit up

#bakuspecial #comic #itch.io #bakugoods #<- made up a tag for when I sell things that aren't commissions just now #for folks who still remember me talking abt a physical run of these comics: I'm so sorry this year and the last have been brutal #and I live in a well and suffer a curse of international mails never going well. so the logistics became Very complicated #I still think abt it tho! I've prepped up all the assets just bc I thought abt it so much... we picked out a gift print for the orders #And a bonus print for the pack #but I couldn't gather my brain enough to make it happen. yet #it takes a bit of overhead so I gotta build that up. which is. right now talk for after the shit that just happened to me got smoothed out #but I do want it to happen. I've been sitting on this exclusive custom print for like two years now #I really love that drawing its so cute. I still hold that project close to my heart #anyways uhh itch store! happy birthday to me! #last year this time was so rough I didn't even Want to think about my birthday lol #strangely enough with this small little fragmentation grenade we just got I became more motivated to fuck around on my bday lmao #probably out of spite. hammer philosophy #my parents love making a whole thing out of me and the brother's bdays lol so dinner's gonna be something #but for now I can still chill. and prep up stuff. and do my thang #if u look thru the itch store and get something from there thank u so much! I hope the comics treat u well #and now. I make hot drink. have a good day lads! do a little jig for us let's go

[jamboreeartsupplies]

Golden Hour Photoshoot with The Boy!!!

#my furby #kiwi gizmo #kiwi gizmo borborygmus #long furby #furby fandom #furby community #furby #furbies #furblr #all furby #1998 furby #furby 1998 #custom furby #furby custom #i took him out of the box i put him in for this lmao #really glad i did bc i forgot i needed to take his old batteries out #there was slight corrosion but nothing too bad #very glad i did not let that sit while we try and move house hahahaha #psa please take your furbies batteries out if you are not using them for long times!!!

[vatrocvet]

accipiter, accipitris (m.)

design of harrow hawkshaw by @/whisperingrockers

#detective grimoire #tangle tower #detective hawkshaw #harrow hawkshaw #alright so. i skipped school to finish this piece. and i stayed up till 5 am to finish it. Haha #it was supposed to have a custom frame done in gold but alas #these are 3 of my usual in one piece. FINALLY!!!! A TRYPTICH!!!! or however you spell it in English #also i read that accipiter is a name for a bandage that gets placed over THE NOSE in the shape of a hawk's claw.... #couldn't find any pictures though :/ #i hope the birds feel overwhelming. like they're weighing down on her despite her size. #they're meant to symbolize the weight or her persona. hiding her. sitting on her shoulder peering right through you #and they all have a notch on their beaks. or noses. for good measure #I'm just blabbering. Have this and pray for me #i have drawn something

[writeouswriter]

ID: The “(opening my god damn email) there better not be any god damn emails in here” tweet by audipenny edited to read “(working in the god damn customer service industry) there better not be any goddamn customers in here.” End ID]

#meme #relatable #customer service #heeelllpppp #I hate it here #they sense when I sit down to eat or go to the back to do something else #they sense it and then they swarm #also one came in with c*vid and oh I want to explode get out get out stop infecting other customers if you KNOW you have it #need to start chasing them away with brooms idc #they all conspire to come at the same time directly after the other worker leaves

[cara-carabowditbowdit]

crazy ms paint hlvrai drawings ive done recently :]]

#theres some other art i have to post but its all just school doodles so idk if theyre like. cool enough #oh and this umm. coach z homestar runner oc... #anyways. i love sunkist!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #oh btw uh. the coolatta silly straw thing is kinda a reference to when my friend and i were playing around with this custom silly straw sit #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways. expect more art soon #little doodlies #hlvrai #gordon feetman #tommy coolatta #sunkist #silly straw #half life vr but the ai is self aware #half life vr self aware ai #wayneradiotv #wayne radio tv

[pop-punklouis]

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#my work just had the most the office moment i’ve ever seen DJDKDK #literally me and a few of the girls have been telling the manager that the men just. stink like they smell like bad B.O. #and if we can smell it then customers can definitely smell it #and my manager didn’t want to say anything bc he didn’t want to be mean but it was so bad this morning he was like. okay i see. #we need a meeting #give me 10 minutes #then 10 mins later he pages everyone to come to the break room #and we’re all sitting there and he pulls up a powerpoint presentation on the tv #and the first slide is just: ‘ @ Men. You fucking smell.’ #and the guys started laughing and he goes: ‘smelling like wet ass is not a laughing matter please’ #then he clicked the next slide and it’s the only other slide on the powerpoint and it says: ‘so what are we going to do about it? discuss’ #AHSJDKKSLR

[ddlcsprites]

DOKI NENDOS!

So ignoring that my display for nat is both too short AND that its slightly broken to begin with, i now have TWO OUT OF FOUR GIRLS!

I also had like, an xacto knife this time so natsukis chat card is a little less scuffed LMAOO. Both of these nendos are genuinely so good and I'm happy to see that theyre continuing to give scenes for the backgrounds! Gives me more to do with my nendo display even though i never accounted for them when doing measurements (obviously) 😭😭

Legit my only complaint is that they should add indents for the cut out stuff. Both girls came with really tiny items that need to be cut out and if youre cursed with shaky hands like me it's very daunting to try and get out-- even with an xacto. Still tho, very cute, I'm really happy with Natsukis nendoroid!

#DDLC #Doki Doki Literature Club #Natsuki #Monika #DDLC Natsuki #DDLC Monika #Nendoroids #Mod Post #natsuki came w a cupcake and parfait girl manga thing but bc i got her sitting i cant rlly display them #i really wish she came with a desk too like monika did tho i kno its supposed to be IconicTM items #also my display. god bless. its broken. #its a custom made thing & some of the wood warped 💔💔 so not all of the boxes are the same measurement #but again we werent accounting for me using the box backgrounds in the slots we were just concerned about Fitting nendos in

[twotales]

Chuck absolutely loves Astronomy, especially Astrometry and Astrogeology. You wanna talk exoplanets and star systems? You wanna know all the names?

He's your guy.

He even founded the Exoplanetology club on Atlantis.

Yup, totally canon.

#Radek made him a custom telescope - engraved and everything #Evan painted his favorite star system on the ceiling in his quarters #Laura will sit there and let Chuck talk for days #she doesn't remember it - but she loves that her bestie is so excited #Rodney goes to Chuck knowing the guy ALREADY named -insert space thing- #and Rodney doesn't have the brain space to remember all of them #John will help him come up with names - Chuck rarely uses them but they both have a good laugh about it #Teyla goes stargazing with him and their club every single time despite not being a member #Ronon enjoys hearing about the crazy planets - Rain's glass? Electric ice ocean? Eternal night with a dead star? Yeah he is here for that. #sga #chuck the technician #chucknician #twotaleshc #astronomy #Astrometry #Astrogeology #Exoplanetology

[mayonaisalspray]

Wait hold on did I seriously never post a photo of Candy?????? I never showed you all my beautiful son Candy Corneilles Cornwall???

Candy wake up! Say hello to the good people.

This is my longest furby, Candy! I had his base form for years before making him the way he is today. He’s about 5 foot long and I made him almost entirely in one day by hand out of sheer willpower

Oh- and he’s asleep again

#long furby #custom furby #furby #I love Candy he just sits in my corner and sleeps all the time