being a spirit ash sounds like such a W tho
like yeah let me phase out of existence until a dame dings their balls
i know when im needed
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Getting really fucking tired of only ever having conditions nobody understands including the doctors I talk to and then literally never being otherwise sick ever
Like me? Yeah no I'm fine, I literally haven't had a cold in 4 years (I woke up today because my nerves hate me and proceeded to fall back asleep 5 times because my brain couldn't handle the weather change)
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Just so we're all aware of the kind of person I am, here's a list of some stuff that happened this week
Saw a dog not on a leash and without its owner, followed it for 10 minutes thinking it would lead me to its owner, I am very scared of dogs
Woke up, no idea why, later saw my spotify stopped on a song called Good morning sunshine, paused like 10 seconds in, no further question
Attempted to introduce Guizmo to a nail clipper, she did NOT care for that
Saw Guizmo doing the "I Am Going To Throw Up" move on her cat tree, panicked because I'd just cleaned it, called her name, she looked up and threw up on me instead
In case you're wondering, I was wearing a onesie with a shirt, yes it was open, yes it went to the washing mashine, yes it was OPEN
Realised I booked two therapy appointments for the same day but not at the same time, did not cancel any of them, gonna be a fun wednesday
Found out the name of the miniature centipedes I seem live with, they're actually kinda cute, wish they'd pay rent though
Guizmo wouldn't move from in front of my screen, thought I was gonna have to play some very uncomfortable games
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Beloved mutual: I've gotten really into this new fandom recently
Me, with my settings already open and scrolled down to "filtered tags," ready to type: Oh, yeah? What's it called? Who's your fave?
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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my prof just explained on the syllabus that he’s included more points in the class than we needed to pass, so we could skip up like?? 20 small assignments/quizzes/participation!! and still get a very high grade!!
the idea was that we could focus on assignments that played to our strengths - only do the participation stuff if we like to talk out loud - only do the quizzes/readings if we want to do the class remotely - only do online discussions if we like to talk and share opinions but struggle with anxiety in class ect.
and that’s cool enough but then he pulled up DnD character sheets with drawings he’d done of these hypothetical student player classes and how our various accessibility needs could be gamified to ‘max out’ different aspects of the class to get high grades and like!!!!!
hell yeah!!!! let’s treat accessibility in higher education not just as a necessity but as the fun, engaging, and creative aspect of learning that it is!!! I love this!!
EDIT: For proper credit or further questions about his system please find my professor on twitter @/kurtishanlon
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
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Sometimes I wish we would start calling out the performative radicalism on this site for the poser bullshit it is. "Remember, it's always morally correct to kill a cop!" "Don't forget to firebomb your local government office!" "Wow, it sure would be a shame if these instructions on how to make a molotov cocktail got spread around!"
Okay. But you're not killing cops or firebombing government offices. You are posting on a dying microblogging website to a carefully-curated echo chamber that has radicalized itself into thinking that taking the absolute most extreme position on any subject is praxis but that anyone discussing the most practical way to effect actual change is your sworn enemy. You do not have the street cred OR the activist cred to be talking about killing cops, babe.
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Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo
Shes just a fucking baby
Baby with a 60% successful kill rate
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