#also this is a snapcube quote <3
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Happy belated woman day! This bastard has taken over my brain once again
(Penn aged up and transed gender)
#art#my art#penn zero part time hero#penn zero: part time hero#pzpth#penn zero#headcanon that she still goes by penn just in a girl way this time#also this is a snapcube quote <3
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Tim: Look murder has been outlawed ok, I’ve been over this with every-
Sac and Goliath, about to kill him: We’re criminals, so *pain noises*
Tam: …Can’t outlaw fists.
Tim: Holy shit…I’m instantly in love with you.
#red robin 2009#tim drake#tam fox#timtam#tam fox I miss you every day#source: snapcube#batfamily#batman incorrect quotes#this is Red Robin issue 7 specifically. Tim already was like 'hey she is kinda cute' but then she saves his ass and I'm like 80% sure that#is when he fell in love. it's a Wayne family tradition to fall in love with someone who can kick your ass if needed#and it is also Wayne family tradition to fall in love with someone who WILL be in danger constantly. hell it's a Tim specific one.#that one + the prior one happens 3-4 times JUST in Red Robin depending on what we count as a 'love interest'#which to be clear I'm not counting Promise and AM counting Lonnie.
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incorrect lion guard as snapcube quotes
if you haven't watched snapcube then i'm sorry if this is really out of context LMAO but that's kinda the point :)
Makucha: See ya, cheetah!
Fuli: Huh? He's faster than Fuli. He's faster than Fuli. What?
Janja, annoyed: What is it this time Ushari?
Ushari: Janja, you found my You're A Bitch Degree!
Janja, after one of Scar's meetings: ...Something just happened.
Nduli: When was the last time you washed your paws? I haven't washed mine in four days. I've also been eating rocks-
Tamka: Rocks?! Nuh uh uh, that's not food!
Nduli: What about grass-
*Butterfly lands on Tamka's nose* Tamka: This is food Nduli!
Nduli: It's beautiful, I love your new hat! I'm gonna name him.. Mwamba!
*Butterfly starts flying away*
Tamka: You scared it away! :(
Nduli: Bye Mwamba! :)
Tamka: Bye Mwamba..
Janja: Hey, you know what this place looks like? Looks like the Pridelands! *starts singing Tonight We Strike*
Janja, to the skinks: Are you in on this conspiracy to?!
Shupavu: Everything is a conspiracy, haven't you ever seen the Circle of Life?
Janja: Wh-What?!
*waiting for Scar's meeting*
Reirei: Are we just doing this now? A bunch of assholes standing in a line? Congratulations!
Janja: Ah fuck, she got us there guys. Well.............
Ushari, while Janja's Clan are hysterically laughing: Alright, I think we need to figure out what we're going to do about this-
Kenge: It's not important that we lost! Look at who's responsible! *points at Janja*
Janja, pointing up: I'll point at you also.
Kenge: I'm not the sky, hyena.
Janja: We're doing Nne's plan? We're all agreeing that Nne came up with this right?
Cheezi: Yeah... 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- Here we go! :D
Janja to Reirei: Sorry that sounded like I wanted to kill you, I didn't mean that. *whispering to everyone else* I do wanna kill her don't fucking tell- I don't wanna kill you, don't worry! I wanna kill her so fucking bad! I didn't say anything to them just now. You know what I said! I-I gotta go, uh, think about some stuff!-
*Battle for the Pridelands in a nutshell*
Scar: Heyyyyy~ What's uppppp?~ It's meeeeeeeee~
Kion: STOP! >:(
Scar: I don't know how to impress upon you that you cannot defeat me.
The Guard: Kion!
Scar: Oh, your friends are here!
The Guard: We're here to help you!
Scar: It's really cute that you're going to defeat me with the power of friendship and all, but then again I am Scar from the Lion King, so-
Kion: You didn't let me finish, Scar!
Scar: Mhm, go ahead.
Kion: I have-
Scar: Yes, yes, yes, yes. I don't care. I do not care! You don't understand. I came back here to destroy the Pridelands. This means nothing to me! Alright? You mean nothing to me! You and your little friends are fucking annoying! This is why I stayed down in lion hell. This is why I punish Pridelanders. I'm the good guy! Do you not realise? I am the good guy here! I am the true King of the Pridelands! Mufasa goes up and he plays with all his little friends like "Oh look, are you watching over the Pridelands?" Yeah, whatever. Fuck everybody.
Kion: Ah!
Scar: I get to kill people! I get to command my army all day! It's great, give me the Pridelands! You don't get it. You watch your stupid little privileges. Fuck you. Idiot.
*The Guard yells*
Scar: Go to hell! *makes the volcano erupt* Look, I can do this! Anytime I want! This is nothing to me! You are nothing to me! I hate you! I HATE YOU! THIS IS MY BIG FUCKING VOLCANO!
Bunga: Oh my god, he's fucking losing it entirely!
Chungu & Cheezi: All around me are familiar faces, work out places, worn out places- IS THAT WHAT A HOUSE LOOKS LIKE? Oh my stars! This place is amazing! Where am I, the Pridelands?...... Worn out places~ (thanks to @devilsrecreation for that one 😭)
feel free to reblog with additions, there's too many quotes to put in here </3
#the lion guard#tlg#tlg outlanders#tlg outlanders memes#tlg memes#incorrect quotes#tlg incorrect quotes#i wanted to add more but i couldn't think of any :(#snapcube#snapcube quotes
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I present to you...
BG 3 Companions (+ Others) as Sonic Adventure 2 Snapcub fandub quotes
Astarion: Talk about a low budget flight! No food or movies? I'm- (Gale peeks out of the doorway) Gale?! What are you doing here?
Karlach: You need to go back home. (Karlach jumps off of a cliff with her axe that just appeared) I have a suspicion you left the oven oooooooooooooonnnnnn!
Gale: Please. Stop. Your mother would be very disappointed.
Astarion: The password is "eat my asshole".
Shadowheart: Awwwwwwww, that's not an actual passwooooooooord....
Astarion: And my social security is 69.
Wyll: DRAMA DETECTED. BLOCKING ACCOUNT.
Dame Aylin: I miss my wife, Shadowheart. I miss her a lot.
Karlach: Did we ever establish our names? Hi, I'm Karlach!
Wyll: No. Nice to meet you. I'm Wyll. Ow.
Karlach: Sorry for hitting you so much. It's just... it's part of the narrative. Wham!
Shadowheart: I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is MINE, and everyone else can leave! You see that PLANET!? I'M TAKING IT TOO!! It looks like a fucking WALNUT!
Minthara: Fuck you, Moon! You never had the cheese I wanted!
Lae'zel: I hope you're ready to die, It's gonna be like Evangelion. Get the fuck out.
Karlach: Whoa...
Astarion: That is like, Evangelion or some shit man, that is crazy. Anyway.
Wyll: Wait a minute, I have an epiphany!
Karlach: Wait, what's-
Gale: Let's go!
Karlach: What's an epiphany?
Gale : How do you think I feel being CUCKED by a HEDGEHOG?
Shadowheart : Well, it might upset you to know that I also fucked your wife. [pulls out artefact]
Karlach: AND SHE HAD AN ARTEFACT IN HER VAGINA?
Lae'zel: Good job.
and last, but certainly not least
Lae'zel : I've come to make an announcement: Shadowheart's a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, she took her istik fuckin' quilly dick out.-and he pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her vagina was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadowheart, you got a small vagina! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my vagina looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! She fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck Faerun! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Faerun, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON
Propaganda below ⬇️
Gabriel
Well he's an angel so I'm taking him being catholic as canon. There are a lot of themes in the game that point to catholisism specifically.
He's so fucking funny. he listens to nine inch nails and quotes one of the songs in a fight basically "fight me like an animal". he and v1 kind of have this yuri thing going on. he has an official bodypillow. hes a metaphor for being excommunicated and no one gets him like me and my friends do
The *true* Catholic experience is leaving the church and having a gay awakening, ask anyone
its debatable if Gabriel truly believes he's "the one true savior" or is mocking the idea of it
ok im actually gonna write some gabe propaganda bc despite what you may expect from a game called ULTRAKILL theres a lot to be said about his character and how catholicism is represented
Gabriel is a genuinely caring person who struggles to square his desire to help people with his duty as an archangel. He's the only one in Heaven trying to make things better for those in Hell, but his faith is used to manipulate him into committing atrocities against the people he used to protect (see the "TRAITOR" mural in 4-2)
he only realizes his mistakes after losing everything and being sentenced to death, but he still decides with only a little time remaining to try and make things right. for the sake of spoilers i will just say that the measures he takes are... extremely drastic and very enjoyable. i just really like the idea that even facing the end of all living things, no matter how steep your crimes, it is never too late to fix your mistakes. you are never unworthy forgiveness.
hes also SO FUCKING GAY for this dumb little robot. it mauled him so hard he tasted his own blood and he fell in love right there. theres no way this guy has a normal healthy relationship to pain he is soooooooooo fucked. i love him. please vote for Gabriel "patron saint of gay lapsed catholics" Ultrakill !!!!!!!!
Shadow
In sonic destruction (the AI generated fan thing snapcube made a while ago) shadow was catholic or something which I think is reallyyyyyyy funny
Ok listen. I know this is a stretch but hear me out. He says “oh my God” in the Twitter takeovers so we know this is a possibility. I see him as a Christ-like figure because I saw his whole confrontation with Mephiles and was like “this is a thing that happened in the Bible??” and the pose Mephiles shows him in is literally like a crucifixion and Mephiles is meant to be a demon / false prophet reference. And also he’s called a demon in Shadow The Hedgehog 2005 then the guy who calls him that is like “I was wrong I’m sorry” and that also reminds me of a thing with Jesus in The Bible. But the biggest reason is his whole thing with Maria cause I think he’d come to earth and hear Ave Maria once and convert to Catholicism idk he’s like we’re comforted by a female familial figure named Mary sometimes called Maria?? And her color is blue????? Heck yeah I’m in because I Will Cry. Also feel free to share this as propaganda obv even if he doesn’t get in the bracket just. It’s funny.
I feel like he’d battle a lot with being seen or portrayed as a demon and how the aliens he’s related to very much look and act like demons idk lmao- and also I feel like confession would just be good for him I think he needs it for his mental health
There is a debate on the lovely website tunblr that Shadow T. Hedgehog is an allegory for Jesus Christ.
He is Jesus, idk what to tell you. He lived, he was sealed away, he was awakened again and deemed the ultimate lifeforms, he’s angry but not evil, does what he believes is best for people and the world at any given time. Total loser.
#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#cct polls#tumblr tournament#tumblr bracket#tumblr polls#polls#r3#shadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog
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hi guys. below is a list of my favourite snapcube quotes that i think are underrated because they make me laugh really hard
1. "have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, mephiles?"
"that doesn't matter."
2. "that just makes you a beta cuck."
3. "i'm being cursed by chip and dale currently right now"
4. "ahahaha your mom smelling like that must be an actual problem."
5. "alright so now we're gonna take my cocaine remix and put some of the chicken on there WHY ARE YOUR HANDS COVERED IN MILK."
"because i like it that way."
6. "agh... i just remembered a traumatising experience in my past. hang on, i have to stim and i'll feel better"
7. "they say all sorts of CRAZY things. like HAHOOAH. and. WHOAAAA"
8. "IF YOU SAY PLEASE STOP ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO PISS MY OWN ASS"
9. "come kiss me boy"
10. "let me get a good smell of you little boy."
11. "shadow and sonic would have answered the call. they would have been here to kill me immediately."
12. "also perish."
"okay."
13. "those things look so sick it makes me wanna bark like a dog! HOUGH HOUGH HOUGH"
14. "what is 'happening'. how about that."
15. "wh- who just burped DURING MY ANSWER???"
16. "certainly you feel this horrible diminished existence too, jet. i can't be the only one who feels he is less than whole."
17. "was that that anus unnus guy??"
18. "if you throw that at me, i'm gonna flip my god damn lid. MMMMM MMMMM MMMMMM WHY'D YOU DO THAT MMMMMMM"
19. "i'm a talking plank of wood!"
"n... no. die."
20. "okay. i'm on youtube. you know this?"
21. "he's so irish. and great. to me."
"he's irish AND great?"
"i'm really stressed i don't know if you can tell"
22. "you wanna kiss? this is my gun."
23. "yeah i'm gonna get nasty on some. um. uh. uh women. um, look. i'm ju- i'm really scared right now, i'm misogynistic."
24. "are you ready to feel the wrath of god, kid?"
"hahAHAH, oh my GOD, YES!"
25. "DGH SHUT UP. i'm going to kill the next person i fucking see i swear to god"
26. "no no no okay. if you're gonna talk then you're gonna die."
27. "HOAUREAOUROUGH! i just got - sorry. a bee stung me"
28. "i should've known that was gonna leave when i said what it was. like when i called my wife a bitch and she left"
29. "my sin is about to be murdering you. get away from me"
30. "omega's become catholic!"
31. "listen to me. i am in no relationship, i am neither single nor taken. i am a gamer and i am in hell. do you understand me? i rule this land!"
32. "do you know how much of a fucking logistical issue it is when you DESTROY HELL? that's my HOUSE, dude!"
33. "okay. that was, like, awesome; not a sin. you did just waste military money, which is super funny"
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don't have a lot to post as of late, have a sketch/unfinished works dump! might finish some of these, might not. definitely have to redraw 1 - 3 though since 2 of them use old designs for Ikurais
3 is a snapcube quote (I think, also if confused by the poses they were meant to be sitting on a bench I never drew in), and I do plan to finish 4!
#sketch dump#my art#oc tag#ocs#WIP#okavia#ikurais#greed of the stars#i actually drew 1 out of anger at having art difficulties and look where that's gotten me#sketch art
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I posted 8,810 times in 2022
That's 8,810 more posts than 2021!
121 posts created (1%)
8,689 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@everythingfox
@misscloudiedays
@lunasilverpelt
@jesterdash
@rabiesram
I tagged 88 of my posts in 2022
#youtube - 16 posts
#castlevania - 10 posts
#aria of sorrow - 6 posts
#dhmis - 5 posts
#sonic.exe oc - 4 posts
#sonic.exe - 3 posts
#bendy and the dark revival - 3 posts
#batdr - 3 posts
#tumblr milestone - 3 posts
#video game music - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 95 characters
#special thanks to wygolvillage (meg) for recommending that i get castlevania advance collection
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Wow. I just- WOW. @misscloudiedays has started following me. This is incredibly shocking to me, but nice at the same time.
And also MissCloudieDays, if you’re reading this… you rock!
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#4
I've decided to upload this masterpiece of boss music.
thanks for inspiring me @video-game-jams
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#3
My favorite Snapcube Eggman quote
"I'm gonna be the king of sin! It'll be me!" - Eggman, Shadow the Hedgehog Real Time Fandub
22 notes - Posted August 26, 2022
#2
the dhmis family are the most chaotic neutral mfers i’ve known in my lifetime
25 notes - Posted September 25, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
WHEN YOU MEET A BUSINESS MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN YOU MEET A FAMILY MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN YOU MEET THE CHOO-CHOO MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN YOU MEET THE FRIENDLY FELLOW, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
WHEN YOU MEET THE PLUGGING MAN, YOU MUST SHAKE HIM BY THE HAND
(I’m trying to sleep!)
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liveblogging snapcube while also collecting neil gaiman quotes for an essay. <3
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Pass the happy! 🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in the notifications.
Thank you for sending this, it’s really fun to think about these positive things :D I have many things that make me happy I realise, but I’m gonna focus on stuff that’s been bringing me joy lately :)
1. My current writing project! I’m doing a NaNoWriMo thing and writing a novel this month, and it’s giving me a lot of joy to be able to work on it :)
2. That it’s spring and it’s getting sunnier and brighter outside! It has helped me getting back into my habit of daily walks.
3. Planet Zoo! It’s like my new favourite game and it’s such a joy to play, I’m gonna get the new dlc soon and continue play.
4. Dogs!! Just in general!!! Always! Dogs!!!
5. The youtube channel Snapcube! I was first gonna write Realtime Fandub Games, because honestly, those videos just get funnier and bring me endless joy. I keep finding new gems to quote, their comedy is just my favourite. But I also realise I REALLY enjoy the let’s play series on the channel! The Neopets turned out to be a personal fav, Ryan, Penny and Red are all doing a great job with it :) I can honestly keep listing Snapcube stuff that I love but we’ll be here all day.
#ask stuff#ask#altararess#thanks for sending me this once again!!! made me happy to think about#and no im not sponsored by snapcube i just rly love the channel's videos so much#WINSTON NEEDS YOUR ANKLES FOR SCIENCE is also ICONIC#and the penny and marble sonic riders series OF COURSE#the jet impressions in those are so good#i think about the whole 'LOVE IS LOVE' thing 3 times a day
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20 questions tag!
hey!! i just got tagged by @palraiyuk for this thing! i’m too anxious to tag ppl but if you are a friend/mutual/follower reading this and want to do it then you can just pretend like i tagged you asdjkgbaskljgbakjsnf
1.) nickname: god i love nicknames literally call me anything
main- Vulture-Vomit, VV, Sticky
additional- V, V-Vivvle, Venedict Viesel, Adhesive, Pancake/Pancakes, Glutecrepes, Stick, Sticktail, Stickers, Kiwi, Nutty, Nuttycake, Cryptid, Mimmikyu
2.) height: 5′2″, my little brother recently grew an inch taller than me and its a thing
3.) favorite school subject: besides my major (Visual Art), I would say i’m also fond of English! love to WRITE!!
4.) something i want to learn: MORE LANGUAGES fuck man im so seriously impressed by ppl who know 2 or more languages ive tried but im just not the best at budgeting the time for it (ive been stuck trying to learn spanish for a while, but i think i would also like to learn ASL and maybe japanese? idk if i ever get good at it maybe ill end up learning a whole bunch)
5.) favorite quote: do no harm, take no shit
also like anything from snapcube or snubdub bc theyre funny and cute and make me smile!!
6.) favorite food: yeah
im kind of a garbage disposal when it comes to good food like im not picky theres not a lot of stuff i DONT like- but im very partial to sweet or satly things like favorites are probably noodly stuff like beef lo mein and ramen, fruit like kiwi, watermelon, peaches, pineapple...... yes
7.) favorite place: idk anymore tbh a lot of the places i liked have been destroyed or altered in ways i cant rly enjoy... still love the old mulberry tree in my backyard i guess! and i’d love to go back to king’s island or holiday world some day: alternative answer- around ppl i love, doesn’t matter where!!
8.) what cant i leave the house without?: phone, glasses
in ideal situations i will also have: a hat, my wallet/ID, a water bottle, a phone charger (my portable charger if im REALLY on top of things), menstruation necessities, pens/pencils, a sketchbook and/or notebook, a flash drive, chest binder (and backup sports bra for binder breaks), i would say charms/accessories friends have given me but i usually overwear them and end up losing them fadskjlgbasdkjgb
also a boxcutter but i lost my boxcutter and probably should at least get some scissors or something
im kind of a mess sometimes so doesn’t always end up happening
9.) last song i listened to: denial and greed from cat’s cradle (the whole album really)
10.) identity: agender polyamorous bisexual im the them
11.) eye color: blue
12.) hair color: naturally? brown; right now it either needs to get bleached or shaved or both bc its been growing back to how i looked in high school faksdhgksajgn
13.) something i collect: pokemon plush and cards, literally any non-food a friend gives me
14.) favorite movie: god there’s just so many movies i love uhhhhh anything with rly good animation like pom poko, the last unicorn, coraline are definitely up there ALSO POKEMON MOVIES THE ENTEI MOVIE IS SO HJECKInG GOOD
15.) favorite song: don’t really have one but i rly love 4lung’s stuff; alternative answer: any song that’s ever been made into a warrior cats AMV BONES SHATTER FALL APART AND HIT THE FLOOR-
16.) favorite book: stupid fcukngi warrior cats
if we’re counting webcomics/visual novels then also put ShootAround by suspu and Butterfly Soup by Brianna Lei out there!
17.) zodiac: birthday is September 29th, 1997 so im a Libra! my chinese zodiac is the ox
i mean i read homestuck but i dont know the differences of like rising sun/moon or whatever else fdsahglaskj
18.) languages i know: fluent english, fragments of spanish and asl but not enough to be confident to speak it
19.) full name: i dont fuckin know man
rn i guess its Vulture Vomit Oakley but ive been toying around with something like Voltaire like idk i like Voltaire but im not sure if im doing that bc i want it or bc i feel like i need to be professional or what i wish i could just like not have a name sometimes aksgdskgj
20.) tattoos/piercings?: someday maybe...... i have my ears pierced but it would be cool to have a tattoo and maybe some more ear stud things!
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