#also what's the ship name for mallow and lana

[shitirishaterssay]

I’ll also toss in a couple of my fave pokeships bc why not

- Sommeliershipping ( I hc burgundy to be around cilans age she’s just short lol )

- journeysahipping/firstfriendshipping ( ash x goh )

- diodeshipping ( ash x clemont )

- possibly palletshipping? Idk I think the rivals to lovers trope is rlly good there ( ash x gary )

- jellowshipping ( Lillie x mallow )

- aquariumplant shipping ( mallow x lana )

- rocketshipping ( girlboss x malewife and most likely t4t u love to see it )

- krazyshipping

- whatever tf ashs lucario x gohs cinderace is called bc those bitches gay

I’m also fond of ash x lana! I think they’d be cute together

I also like Kiawe x Gladion ( mainly bc I hc them to be around the same age and I’m not super keen on shipping kiawe with any of his classmates

And this is like a huge rarepair but Mina x Rapp ( pink skull grunt from the anime )

Yeah, I think Burgundy's supposed to be around CIlan's age, and Sommeliershipping could be cute.

Journeyshipping is really cute!

While I don't really ship Diodeshipping, I get while people do.

Yeah, the rivals to lovers trope is definitely solid in Palletshipping.

Jellowshipping is a top tier ship and I love it!

Aquariumplantshipping is definitely cute, too.

Rocketshipping is A+ material. It's definitely girlboss x malewife lmao.

I actually do like Krazyshipping lmao. I kind of started shipping it as a joke, but then I was like...wait. If handled right, this could be a really good enemies to lovers thing.

I don't know what's it's called (if it actually has a name), but yeah.

BlueAngelshipping (Ash x Lana) I think has a small following, and got a small amount of ship tease in SuMo.

I haven't heard of Kiawe x Gladion, but it could be interesting!

Oh, Mina x Rapp sounds cute!

#answers #shipping #sommeliershipping #journeyshipping #gouashshipping #firstfriendshipping #jellowshipping #rocketshipping #krazyshipping #cosmicheartz

[smile-files]

(transparent & pride flag versions!!)

it’s the gals!!!! lana and mallow are definitely girlfriends and nothing you say can prove otherwise. also the sun and moon series is objectively the best part of the pokemon anime - cute animation style, endearing characters, fun tomfoolery, and a league i actually care about for once!! a huge step up from the immense disappointment that was x&y - ash is back to his normal self! hooray!!

#dandy's doodles #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #sun and moon #pokemon mallow #pokemon lana #i have so many hot takes about kalos... feel free to ask me why serena is the worst and why clemont needs more screen time #i'll be more than happy to oblige #ship art #also what's the ship name for mallow and lana? uhhh #pokemon mallow x lana #yeah i'll just go with that B)

[sabishiranami]

support healthy poly relationships

[do not tag as kin/me/etc.]

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #toastedmarshmallowshipping #kiawe #sophocles #trial captain kiawe #trial captain sophocles #kiawe x lana x mallow #myart #fandom #2017 #i have no idea what their ship name is #but yeah i ship kiawe lana and mallow all together #it's cute as shit #also hush kiawe yknow sophocles was just setting u up for a meme

[littencloud9]

after i read Tongue Tied on ao3 (a fantastic story btw i highly recommend if you like promare) my brain has been shouting MODERN AU but for the sumo gang so here are my headcanons for said AU

in Alola (based off Hawaii), everyone has a pet. and let’s just pretend that having like a whole ass fox in your home is normal. there’s only four states which are the four islands. it’s a small small country

ash is 17, a senior who goes to a public school along with majority of the gang. he owns a mouse (pikachu), a dog (dusk — i would’ve called it lycanroc but since there’s multiple forms i’ll call them by their specific forms), a cat (torracat) and an owl (rowlet). he volunteers at the local pet store and wants to have a job working with animals bc he loves them!

gladion, a 17 year old senior, goes to a private school in akala and studies business bc lusamine forced him to. he owns a rabbit (umbreon), and two dogs (midnight and silvally). he’s studying business so that one day he can take over his mother at the aether foundation (which is basically an animal welfare organisation), though he has a passion for music. anyway at said school he meets guzma and plumeria who are both 18. they form an unofficial band called team skull and play together in their free time. lusamine doesn’t know about this btw

lillie is a 16 year old junior who goes to private school (though it’s in melemele, so she and gladion are in different schools). she owns a small fox (snowy). anyway she makes friends with twins, selene and elio. she’s meant to study art and typical girly hobbies. she’s super talented at figure skating and she wants to pursue a career with it, but she’s too shy to tell her mother T.T

kiawe’s the oldest of the gang. he’s a senior and 18 years old. he’s got a huge ass turtle (turtonator) and uh... i’m still figuring out what animal marowak should be but maybe a gecko XD. anyway his family owns a ranch with a bunch of horses, bulls (the mudbray, tauros etc). he’d probably be good at like hula dancing which i assume is the equivalent of fire dancing LOL. he wants to take over the ranch someday. he also wants to open up riding classes for kids who wish to ride on the horses!

mallow is a 16 year old junior. she’s dating lana (childhood best friend) and she owns a hamster (shaymin). she loves gardening and she has a mangosteen tree which she named tsareena (get it). she’s also good at cooking and she’s part of the cheerleading team! her dream is like canon — she wants to take over the family restaurant and make it the best one in alola

lana is also a 16 year old junior. she has a sea lion (popplio) and a fennec fox (sandy). like in canon, she likes swimming and fishing. i think she’d also be really good at gymnastics and she helps mallow out with her cheerleading stunts. she wants to become a marine biologist to study underwater animals extensively

sophocles is a 16 year old sophomore. he’s got a hamster (togedemaru) and a stag beetle (vikavolt). he’s really interested in space and astrology and he also likes inventing in his spare time. he wants to be a space scientist/astronaut when he grows up

last but not least, hau!! he’s a 16 year old junior and he’s super cheerful. he owns a mouse (raichu) and an owl (decidueye). he’s got photography and beach volleyball as his hobbies and he’s also extremely talented at surfing! he wants to be a competitive surfer when he grows up XD

aaand that’s about it! basically the whole gang go to the same school except lillie and gladion because they’re ✨ f a n c y ✨ LOL. i know lillie is the biggest lesbian ever but i’m actually considering putting her with hau? i love jellowshipping but aquariumplantshipping deserves love too. also lillie and hau is honestly a cute ship. and yeah i’m adding trustedpartnershipping but i haven’t figured a way around the whole public vs private school thing yet but!!! we’ll see. anyway i might put in more headcanons about this modern/high school au so yes!! byee

#Pokémon #Pokémon Sun and Moon #Pokémon SuMo #long post #modern au #highschool au #Ash Ketchum #Gladion #Lillie #Kiawe #Mallow #Lana #Sophocles #Hau #aquariumplantshipping #lena's pokémon AUs

[theangrypokemaniac]

its fine if you dont like alola but can you not make incest jokes?

I'm not joking. I'm serious.

Alola, or, as I prefer, La Boca del Infierno, ain't all sunshine and smiles as it pretends. Beneath that plastic exterior lies true darkness.

What am I meant to think when I see this?

There's swimming pools bigger than the gene pools down their way!

Although described as 'twins', it's really triplets, but Lana suffers a prematurely ageing growth abnormality.

Children I expect to bear a similarity to their parents, but the moms 'n' dads ain't meant to look like each other!

Everyone here has blue barnets and Inside-Out Eye, where the pupil's the white and the white's the pupil.

Sight defects are notorious in the 'close-knit' communities.

Each insists on hair decoration, but it's almost part of their heads, which you can call bad animation or deformity resulting from too much intermarriage.

Momma's 'thing' just resembles lumps.

It's them space ticks at it again.

Even the hedgehog is round in this house, which may imply he's an illegitimate offspring of one of 'em.

What about inbreeding suggests practitioners won't stoop to even greater infamy?

Stufful's dad never arrived did he?

Funny that, and a bachelor like Oakie-Dokie residing nearby knew nothing about it.

All that bathing in Cuprenol does terrible things to a man.

Ever wondered what'd go down in the marriage of Tweedledum and Tweedledee? Well here you are, yer deviant.

A pair of pudding-faced, gormless Cabbage Patch Dolls, each with snouts, black button eyes and glandular issues, and they don't share DNA even when they do?

Oh yes, Lusamine met a total stranger also possessing her lime pies and effusive mane of unruly, ice-blonde slats.

Total coincidence there.

He came to Alola, he says. On a prison ship.

It's just one head in triplicate!

Oversized an' all: sure sign of genetic tomfoolery.

Dot Nose, Bridge Nose, Fish Eye: bloody serious case we have on our hands.

Now you understand why she failed to remarry: no other brothers cuts yer options ter nil.

Incest is of course, relative.

Whatever dæmon they worship, some are more pious about it than their fellow perverts.

The more dedicated the believer, the greater insistence on keeping things running in the family.

They'll show off their interwoven connections to the neighbours in a smug game of one-upmanship.

The more lapsed follower will tolerate copulation with distant kin.

These sinners are naturally despised and forced into menial labour, whereas the fanatics just so happen to be rolling in wealth.

Consider:

• Lana's family get by on a fisherman's salary, apparently.

Yeah, yeah, as if the state doesn't have to subsidise their medical bills.

• Sophocles don't go hungry, he has a lab, a giant hamster wheel, a portable hologram in a Pikachu, and he's so rich he not only had the roof fixed, but can move down the road in the meantime.

Oi! The rest of us get by putting a bucket under the leak!

• Lillie has every material possession possible, but no spine or company.

Oh the irony that top sickos should be so resistant to the lure of family obligation.

Hey, yer didn't say that earlier!

• Lusamine is fawned upon for her pwehshush research to the extent she can abandon her children, turning her daughter into a nervous wreck and her son a moody, absent drifter, and it's up to them to understand her work comes first.

• Mohn (by name and nature) fannied about with worm holes until he got sucked off by another dimension.

What did yer think would happen?

Yet on his return, is he knocked on his arse as he deserves?

No, because of incest privileges. The in-group take care of their own, and worse.

Mallow's mater and pater both share hair, thick brows and close-together peepers of murky green.

The contrast in noses suggests something lesser than siblings, but then again other differing aspects are forgivable.

She is of a lighter pallor, being dead, and wanting an open coffin, had a shave beforehand, which is a frightening nod to morality.

Woman, are you ashamed of our love?

Well Abe went along with it, thus is also culpable of this grotesque bristle denial.

Being unclean, he's gotta cook the dinner.

And this lot milk the cows.

On the surface, Kiawe's old 'uns aren't identical. You might think some heretical decency has finally sneaked in under the oppressive Alola regime, but it ain't that simple.

These people pray to a volcano as if an earthbound deity, so are nutters.

One aspect you must remember:

Ol' Granpappy the Island Kakuna, i.e. a dried-up chrysalis.

'Cause Pappy got Momma's tufts...

And Dadda's humourless mouth, oblong head, straight-line nose, rectangular eyes and pin pupils.

Well that's not how it's s'posed to go!

I'm thinking Granpappy, as one of them there Kakunas, is in a position of power high enough that he's able to wilfully flaut the laws he imposes on others, like how popes had kids in the Good Old Days and no one took a blind bit o' notice.

He's a rebel I tells yer.

He don't play by the rules.

No sister-wife for him.

Not when he's got a sexy cousin a-waitin'.

A little bit of new blood's crept in, disgracefully so, that's why the whole lot's punished by living near an active volcano.

Surrender 'em to the flames!

Kiawe makes such a big deal about Pappy, and sod the other three grandparents.

Except he only had two!

What is the explanation?

1. Bone-idle writing team.

Character design is foundational stuff. If yer can't even be arsed to do that properly, nothing you do is worthwhile.

I mean, come on, repeating the same model that blatantly?

Halfwits so limited in imagination shouldn't be working in any creative industries.

I blame modern diets.

A whole generation's grown up timid and risk averse because they were taught to fear E. numbers as kids.

I make it a rule to suspect any sod unaware of the joy of a blue tongue.

They've never lived, man!

Where did you think it'll end when dangerous, pretend edibles like houmous, avocados and quinoa replace the wholesome, nourishing fare of biscuits, cake and crisps?

Stop toying with the fundamental principles of the universe!

The mess of the modern era screams systematic abuse of too much kale and not enough sugar.

2. Incest

Alola is extremely insular.

It's implied to be a tourist destination, but no amount of degenerate outside influence appears to have diluted the weird customs it still upholds.

They didn't even think of starting a League until Ash turned up with all his wild exoticism, and why's that?

A. Inbreeding has destroyed their capability for innovation.

B. Many thousands of years ago, Alola got well annoyed its dirty habits weren't exactly catching on as it strove to spread the Satanic message.

Thoroughly confounded in its plans for world conquest, Alola shut itself off in a purification ritual, which is why later developments popular  elsewhere, such as replacing beasts of burden with machines, never caught on.

3. Alola isn't Hawaii, it's a combination of Australia, a penal colony, and Crete, where lived the lepers.

Specifically it's a dumping ground for all the regions' sex offenders to keep their own societies clean.

Of course, the guilty took their nearest and dearest along too, since they were on the receiving end, and loved it.

This explains the large amount of foreign Pokémon, since the owners are also from abroad.

Now I think 'anging's too good for 'em, but these wet-willy countries insist on storing up trouble for themselves, for if cinema has taught us anything, it is that mutants will always escape.

Nature finds a way, however abominable.

Since so many on Tumblr simply love Alola, they aren't about to admit the slightest weakness in the creators' abilities.

Therefore, incest is the acceptable answer to all and sundry.

#pokémon #lana #lana's parents #sophocles #sophocles's parents #lillie #lusamine #mohn #mallow #mallow's mom #abe #kiawe #sima #rango #kiawe's grandfather #alola #inbox

[screamy-tail]

Bigger Updates in my AU

Hello everybody, my name is Isabella(jishidema is my main Tumblr Blog) and I decided to this is not a universe inspired by the games anymore, now is a universe inspired by the games and anime.

Why I decided to do it,because I can better develop my characters and because the anime have a variety of characters.

Also I change my endgame ships, so there is the new endgame ships:

GreenLeafShipping(Gary x Leaf)

PoplarShipping(Yellow x Erika)

ContestShipping(May x Drew)

OmegaTruthShipping(Brendan x Zinnia)

IkariShipping(Paul x Dawn)

CurtainShipping(Reggie x Maylene)

ClingyShipping(Barry x Lucas)

SnowpointShipping(Zoe x Candice)

Trevor x Nini

DeliciousBerryShipping(Juniper x Sycamore)

JellowShipping(Mallow x Lillie)

SteamShipping(Kiawe x Lana)

LionHeartShipping(Leon x Sonia)

EboyShipping(Raihan x Piers)

WaterlilyShipping(Milo x Nessa)

Gordie x Bea

Now what will happen with fankids that I had shown in Discord,well there is the changes

Livia is now the daughter of Yellow and Erika

Julian and Clover are now Drew and May children.Julian is renamed Roman and they have a middle sister called June

Megan is now Paul and Dawn’s daughter and is renamed Irina(don’t worry she still a lesbian)

Jeremy still with chad Barry vibes in his design and is son of Barry and Lucas

Irina and Jeremy are still related since now Lucas and Dawn are cousins

Natasha is now Zoe and Candice’s daughter(she is still Irina’s rival and her personality changes)

Suzette is now a Tierno and Nini’s daughter

Trevor is now a single father with a son named Bastien

Clemont and Korrina’s daughter is now called Pom

Lysandre and Sycamore are divorced(But Ambroise still exist).Sycamore remarried with Professor Juniper and they have a daughter called Angelica

Flora is now Lillie and Mallow’s daughter and has a younger sister called Malia

Moana is renamed Noelani.Noelani and Kalama are sister and are Kiawe and Lana’s daughters

Keanu and Pixie are now twins

Kunal is now Sonia/Leon’s son.He is now in a new development

Amir is Raihan and Piers’s youngest son and will be a the ground type leader instead

Coral is renamed Nerida and is Nessa and Milo’s daughter

Peaches and Alfie are Gordie and Bea’s children now

Now with the adults:

Red and Leaf are siblings(red is the oldest),Lucas and Dawn are cousins,Hilda and Hilbert and twins(Rosa and Nate too),Serena and Calem are cousin and Victor and Gloria and twins

Now there is a new Google Docs guide that is unfinished,but I tried to update during this week:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/11b9u3qrAobtZSM8iDOBJPCMKvvZH5rlDXvKsuCY4lAU/edit

I hope you could understand me. Have a nice day!

#update #pkmn fankids #pkmn sbs

[theangrypokemaniac]

Your whole Contest rant read almost like a parody. The Contests were the most popular goal for female companions in the anime, and the vast majority of fans of Contests were female fans. Likewise Misty had already gotten stale and dull in Johto, and Contests brought in better battles, storylines and character development. Saying they're all about being girly makes me think you have no idea what they're about, since most are abut battles and combinations. I doubt most will agree with you.

Oh, but Nonny, you don't believe in what you're saying since you won't put your name to it, so why should I listen?

It's a 'rant' because you disagree, not for actual content.

The nature of a rant is crazed disorder, but this comes in numbered sections clearly laid out.

More aptly, the first three words of that post were 'I hate Contests'.

If this view is such an anathema, why did you keep on reading?

Who's the fool here?

Whether anyone agrees with me or not is immaterial. Truth isn't a popularity contest.

It's still my opinion whatever anyone else thinks, no lesser or greater.

If you want to be liked, then lie.

I tried this method, keeping my feelings to myself, never daring to speak my mind, and where did it get me?

• Unfollowed

• Ghosted

• Insulted

• Blocked

• Shunned

Where is the incentive to hold back if that's the reward?

Might as well say what I want. I think I've a right to on my blog.

It is you who misunderstand. I complain Contests are vacuous and girly, and your defence is that they are for girls and most fans were girls.

Well, yeah. That's what I said. A show once having universal appeal downgraded itself to be toddler fantasy pap:

The anime began aimed at everyone, especially children and teenagers, but now, when its concern with fluff and sparkles takes precedent, it's a fantasy for toddler girls.

You tell me I'm wrong by concurring it's for girls, then you insist considering it to be girly means I know nothing about it.

Eh?

Girls got along fine watching Pokémon for years without being pandered to and infantilised by shallow spectacles like this.

Pokémon used to be for everyone, although because game-players were, and still are, mostly boys, what one saw of the fandom was largely their input.

• Letters to magazines were mainly from boys.

• If you knew of any fans at school, they were boys.

• Attendants to downloading Mew were nearly all boys.

The exception were fan sites, shipping and art, which were dominated by girls.

Then along came Contests, and that balance tipped, until we get to the point now that I doubt many viewers of the anime are male, because it no longer holds any appeal.

Why should they put up with a monotonous fashion parade when they watched it entirely for fierce showdowns?

We started with tough girls like Jessie and Misty, then along came the Contest blender, and we ended up with feeble vessels like Mallow and Lillie.

Ultra girliness is all very well on the periphery, or as part of an ensemble, but when it's the only stock feminine character available, it's boring to the point of paralysis.

Why should I be pleased a series with edge devolved into a mess of pink and cuddly cushions?

With whom were Contests the favourite female occupation? Fans?

What were the options?

• Tagged along because she was going that way (Misty/Iris).

• Contests/Showcases (May/Dawn/Serena).

• Lives nearby (Lillie/Mallow/Lana/Chloë).

I'm not really surprised at the result. I still don't see why this invalidates my take.

Amid your ravings, I am told that 'most are about battles and combinations'.

Most? Some aren't then?

What are these few about then? Vietnam?

By your own admission, a few are nothing but vacuous posturing.

Again, you agree with me. What's the complaint if I'm right?

What storylines? New Ribbon or no Ribbon?

And what character development? May and Dawn began wanting to be champion, and finished wanting to be champion.

Since that was the close of their story, any 'lessons' they learn are redundant as we'll never see them put into application.

Better battles? Better than what?

Have have you the nerve to lie that Contests are about combat?

The entire premise is showing off how pretty attacks are, not the strength.

Were it a display of power, as a normal fight is, people would be entering with teams of enormous hulking beasts, leaving the likes of Piplup bloody lost.

Some ugly Pokémon, like Gabite and Ambipom, are included, but because they've got some shiny move up their metaphorical sleeve.

Come on, man! The first round is decided on who's bustin' out the sparkles!

Every subsequent round may pose as battling, but you don't succeed by beating the opponent unconscious as usual.

You win if your 'energy bar' is highly than theirs, bought about by pulling off attention-seeking stunts.

Knocking 'em out is a blessing as it assures a win, but it's not the goal.

How is that battle in any legitimate sense when the very markers of victory and loss are removed?

Since beauty is subjective, the winner doesn't succeed because they are measurably superior to their opponent, or at least capable of thinking on their feet.

They win just on the whim of this set of judges liking their performance more. Another day, another panel, and it'd be different.

A real fight in a proper competition doesn't depend on arbitrary standards like that. You take 'em down here, you'd take 'em down in any stadium, any country. It is thus a quantifiable achievement.

In real life, we don't class a sash from a beauty pageant as of equal value to a black belt.

It's okay, but we know it was a matter of luck, whereas any sporting trophy comes from clearly out matching the rest, with hours of strain, sacrifice and suffering paving the path to that moment.

Contests involve no such effort. You pick what glitters and the rest is rehearsal. No need to enter a single fight to hone your skills.

Why isn't Ash eager to get in on the action then, if it's 'truly' such a test of combatants?

The answer is because it's nothing to do with his career as a Trainer. If it were, we wouldn't need the separate term of 'Co-Ordinator' to describe entrants.

Trainers train Pokémon, Gym Leaders lead Gyms, Co-Ordinators co-ordinate routines to be spectacular.

Why have different descriptions if it's exactly the same?

Martial arts, both in fantasy and reality, have a spiritual element. Those who dedicate their lives to it are regarded as having reached a higher level of being.

Battles share that quality. It's not about brute force, focus is place more on inner strength, in heart, courage, determination and loyalty.

A Pokémon which, on paper, is weaker than its foe, can still come out on top if it's prepared to go the distance and want it at all costs, compared to an apathetic opponent.

Simultaneously, the Trainers have their own battle of minds, picking up on style and mistakes, always ready to pounce.

Contests have no such deeper consequence. They are wholly fixated on what's flashy and external. Ice shards are no more glassy just because you really mean 'em.

Combinations are a couple of attacks put together to look nice. How is this refuting my assertion they are but ephemeral bits off fluff?

Why should I be interested in a career so hollow, and ultimately futile, since neither girl won, and now never existed?

Your also claim the ejection of Misty is warranted since she became 'stale and dull', as  if refuting my words.

If you'd bothered to read it properly rather than twisting yer knickers, you might notice I wrote exactly the same thing.

Perhaps it makes no difference. By Hoenn they'd rendered her a leaden blandness sucked dry of all that made her special.

I am not saying a Hoenn Misty would've been a more interesting companion. Her personality had to be erased before being allowed back at all.

I was mocking the excuse given for her exit, that she had no longterm goal, when there was no reason she couldn't participate in Contests.

A. If featuring them is intended as promotion, the audience is more likely to invest in the activity of a familiar face.

B. Just ruin her character if it's an obstacle, as they did everyone else.

C. Contests are a rip off of a competition Misty entered!

The truth still stands that had Misty stayed, we'd have no May, and in turn, no Max, and that's a bad thing?

In conclusion, you disagree with me by agreeing with me, so what exactly is the issue?

Since you fail to object elsewhere, I take it that the remainder is to your taste, and you also think Jessie was shafted, resembles a backwards country cliché and that May and Dawn should have won.

Not a bad dissection then.

#pokémon #contests #misty #hoenn #inbox