#am I cursed

[flying-ham]

its been so rough this week as a game of thrones fan whose fav character is sansa AND a jonas brothers fan whose fav jobro is joe

#ALSO #Taylor and joe broke up right before my eras tour concert #and now joe and Sophie broke up right before my jobros concert #am I cursed #sophie turner #joe jonas #game of thrones #got #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #sansa stark #the jonas brothers #jonas brothers

[lee-vi6]

.

#why cant the guys i WANT irl to actually like me #no bc seriously #am i cursed #its so unfair #ibr i dont think guys think im pretty

[dispensergoinup]

[youtube starts imploding]

"welp, better move then."

[moves to reddit]

[reddit starts imploding]

"welp, better move then."

[moves to twitter]

[twitter starts imploding]

"welp, better move then."

[moves to tumblr]

[tumblr starts imploding]

"welp

#IT KEEPS HAPPENING #AM I CURSED #bluesky #is probably next

[local-spook]

RUH ROH SCOOB! 🐶😱 You’ve 🫵 just been LITTLE 🤏BADGERED 🦡🤑 for this 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Daddy Vladdy 🥵 has come into YOUR 👏 house to PICKLE RICK 🥒🍆YOU 😝😩😝! Send this to 5️⃣ sexy widdle 🤏badgers 🦡🦡🦡 or else V-Man 🤑🤑🤑 is going to come and JAR 🫙you 💦 onto TWITTER 🐦where the hot ☀️salty 🧂MUSKRAT 🐹🐀😖 lives  😱😱with birch tree 🌳 SEXYman 😤🥵😩 VOTER FRAUD 4️⃣ LYFE ✝️🥒🤌

I'm sorry, what?

#danny phantom #dp #blobghost #blob friend #ask blob #i don't know what this means #am #am I cursed #did you just curse me?

[inkprincesse]

I wanna get so high i can’t feel anything anymore

Merry Fucking Christmas i guess

I miss being able to drink

#am I cursed #Christmas eve used to be my favorite day of the year #my entire adult life i have not gotten through it without having some kind of massive emotional breakdown #every Christmas eve i go to sleep with puffy eyes caked in tears #I’m tired I’m tired I’m tired I’m tired #What am i doing wrong god #What am i doing wrong

[redlegend-a]

‘...’ 

Has consistently rolled eclipse terrain and then one nightmare terrain.

#;;dash commentary #am i cursed

[gonzofromspace]

was writing a tweet about how much I love pringles and then I choked on a pringle

#philosophy and/or poetry bitches explain that one huh #am i cursed #is this what i was made more

[southernmermaidsgrotto]

Hello, I need some help and I think you might have some answers? I went to the river early yesterday and found a bunch of things that the water washed up like jewelry, little statues of elephants and buddha, a statue of a God(?) that says Chango Machu, religious memorabilia and a little red satchet. I got so excited that I picked them all up, thinking this was completely random luck that I found cool stuff. I looked inside the satchet when I got home and there are things that I’m 99% sure are from a spell someone casted- a chocolate heart, coin with the serenity prayer, little clock, tiny metal horse shoe, animal fur etc. I didn’t think twice and threw them out. I’m now realizing I might have done something really bad. Did I mess with this person’s ritual? Am I cursed? I’m completely lost on what to do.

To add on the the previous ask, I still have some of the statues and jewelry. Also, please pardon my ignorance, I searched “Bruja” on tumblr because a lot of the items are clearly from someone of latin heritage and you’re the first blog that showed up. I apologize in advance for anything I said that might offensive.

"I got so excited that I picked them all up, thinking this was completely random luck that I found cool stuff"

Well you should know better than that. In absolutely no situation is it correct to just pick up whatever things you find laying on the streets unless it seems to be something someone clearly lost and you intend to give it back. But if it's a bunch of spiritual looking stuff? DON'T TOUCH IT. Specially if you find it in your front yard/porch or the entrance to your house or job, or any other place you commonly go to. Specially not in a graveyard either. I'm worried that nowadays people don't often get proper spiritual education as the first thing you get told by anyone ever is NEVER TOUCH ANYTHING IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO PUT IT THERE OR WHY. It's as simple as don't get candy from strangers in the streets istg

I have an "am i cursed" post coming up but it's long and I thought I'd put here the main points in the meanwhile.

Unless you were the specific target of that working or there was a clause added to it so that if anybody interferes with it, they'd face consequences, you should be fine... but,

if the working involves calling on, or requesting the aid of, certain patron saints, spirits, entities, gods, etc. like the Orishas, for example, you're risking disrespecting that spirit orisha and thus facing repercussions due to that offense.

What should you do then? get rid of it. PUT. IT. BACK. right where you found it. Cleanse yourself (do a good, deep, powerful bath, just in case) and cleanse your home (if you think something could've followed you in...) then DIVINE. If you trust your own divination abilities, do that, but I recommend:

Consult with a priest of the faith involved to know what the next steps should be. Could be a santería priest, a babalawo, whomever respectable authority of that specific faith (in this case, a faith where changó/shangó is present, thus, orisha faiths) you have access to. Santería, Lukumi, Ifá, Isese, etc. African Traditional and Diaspora Religions. Request a consultation with a Priest or Priestess regarding your spiritual health and ask about this specific situation, they would be able to tell you very specific answers and protocols regarding your current situation and how to move forwards, and how to avoid getting in trouble again in the future.

And please for the love of everything holy, just don't pick up, don't even touch, anything that looks like a spiritual working ever, unless you're an experienced practitioner (or know and trust one) who knows how to deal with the possible consequences.

Hope that helps!

#ask #ATRs #am i cursed #F.A.Q.

[crimsonbubble]

I got three posts lined up for tmrw 🤭🤭

#why do i get the best ideas past midnight #and why do i always get a headache after getting the good ideas #am i cursed #bubbly speaks <3

[importantbarbariansalesman]

That girl who works at Hateno Village’s inn must think I’m a demon.

I swear, every time I sleep at that inn, a blood moon happens while I’m asleep. Tumblr, am I cursed?

#tears of the kingdom #tloz #loz #am i cursed

[coffeqi]

I thought “how weird, what a coincidence to get 6 sneeg videos recommended one after another”

But no

THERE WERE 6 MORE RIGHT UNDER

I GOT 12 CONTINUOUS SNEEGSNAG REAL CRIME REACTION VIDEOS RECOMMENDED ON MY MAIN YOUTUBE PAGE!

#wth is happening #am i cursed #i didnt even watch that many #i swear im not a psychopath #sneeg #sneegsnag #i know youre looking at my battery percentage #nice

[ichoric]

luv that xkit rewritten doesnt work 2 cut posts

#ooc #am i cursed

[murderoushagthesequel]

travel update:

cab drivers are the worst and start driving the second they get in the drivers seat whether you're ready or not

so my seatbelt is very wrong and very painful and very unsafe

and i'm in the back if a van on the highway and um lowkey scared for my life

BUT HEY AT LEAST IM ON THE GROUND

#hag's day of hell #it just keeps getting worse #am i cursed #i think i'm cursed

[remykai]

i used to have a crush on my classmate in high school, and he wasn't even able to follow me back on instagram

now i have a crush on my classmate at university, and he isn't even able to follow me back on instagram

i think i am cursed or something...

#crush #university #school #classmates #am i cursed

[silverwolf2765]

I was trying to clear notifications on FB and this was the first thing I saw on my feed. Please tell me what the hell this is and how it's one of the most cursed things I've ever seen

#cursed image #cursed #facebook #what is this #why is this being advertised to me #this isn't furniture #mildly concerning #mildly cursed #is it a stick #who thought this was a good idea #abstract #monkey #am i cursed

[akinachiri]

i was trying to say 'do people hate me' but i started violently coughing after saying 'do' wtf

#akina mumbles #am i cursed #/midori