#am slain

[thegirlwholied]

I regret to inform you that American Girl's latest dolls are from that ye olde historical setting of *1999*

i feel my sanity slipping

#millennial #millenialism #pizza hut book it #american girl #i am SLAIN by the Pizza Hut Book It set #the outfits seem to be Clueless + Alex Mack with a nod to both Mary-Kate & Ashley and Sweet Valley via twins

[valiants]

idk how else to describe it but your art FEELS like an entire slowburn fanfic

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 My god..... this the dream.....

#thank you for the messages I am slain #in pieces #sorry it takes forever to get through them they whelm me

[consulting--heroes]

💀❤️

#ben barnes #I am slain #This view tho

[utterdrip]

i didnt know there was dialogue where astarion implies we’re together!!!!!

shadowheart: ur friends now with good people, arent u?

astarion: yes but actually i am also in an indescribably tender and fulfilling relationship with a WEIRDO

shadowheart: ok great.

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #astarion #astarion acunin #shadowheart #i assume that’s what he means by different thpe of consorting #bc this is before i let him obliterate cazador #so he still doesnt know ‘what’ i am #and we arent having sex yet bc (redacted) scene hasnt happened #him: a different type of consorting #the consorting: him helping my durge braid their hair; durge running their claws through his hair massaging his scalp; #a hand on his #a leg hooked beneath his calf hidden under the table #a smile reserved for him and him alone #cleaning their crossbows together #tiny pecks above slain bhaal cultists #just the little things♡ #ALSO #THE WAY HE SAYS DIFFERENT IS SO FUNNY #HE TRULY CALLED MY SURGE A FUCKIN WEIRDO WITH HIS TONE #okay im done #*tara voice* i just love him so

[gotham-ruaidh]

same energy

#outlander #outlander 01x13 #outlander 07x04 #jamie and claire #i am slain by the parallels

[trophywifemac]

MYTHIC QUEST ↳ S2E05 “Please Sign Here”

#they were so sick for this #that song slayed me I am a-slain #mythic quest #ian grimm #poppy li #pian #mq #mq 2x05 #my stuff #my gif

[sesamenom]

no living man may hinder me: The Gilded Wraith of Numenor

from the Reverse Gondolin AU, based on @who-needs-words's idea for Ar-Pharazon's fate! (they also wrote a ficlet for it, check it out here!)

#silm #silmarillion #lotr #lord of the rings #witch king #witch king of numenor #ar pharazon #eowyn #reverse gondolin au #ooh i need to do this pose for fingolfin and morgoth #the parallels though! eowyn facing pretty much certain death #but being brought back by hope in the Halls #while fingolfin faced morgoth because he lost all hope #also: in the au sauron & pharazon took a bunch of numenorean tech with them before the Downfall #bc nobody attacked valinor so all the airships and engines and stuff were still on the island #so we get Steampunk Tech Numenor #(perfect symbolism w industrialization too!) #which means of course the witch king of numenor gets a Gun Sword #which is frankly terrifying #his face is still visible here bc the tiny bit of maia/peredhel ancestry (still like 20x more than aragorn tho) protects him from the rings #enough that his fea & hroa haven't faded; just been corrupted #also in the au bc of Prince Elrond's involvement in numenorean politics ar pharazon is way more aware of potential loopholes #in the 'no living man' thing #aka arwen and galadriel #and honestly he expected to be slain by arwen #so he still overlooked eowyn (and merry) #just for very different reasons #less hubris in a 'i am invincible' way #and more hubris in a 'you arent nearly important enough to bother paying attention to' way

[eliounora]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DOES EVERYONE MERLIN LOVES DIE

#NOT THE DAAAAAAAAAAAAD #nor's rambles #merlin blogging #this ends the liveblog for tonight i am once again emotionally slain by this show

[chthonion]

Fanfic assumptions! You pay a lot of attention to the people you love, especially when it comes to how they show that love. You write acts of service like the tea thing so well, and you are probably going to get a hundred asks mentioning how well you describe hugs but that weight of affection is important to you. And absolutely beautiful to read. I hope the people in my life who I get to hug are able to understand a fraction of the love I put into it like how you describe it.

I did not think this through

I was like "The mortifying ordeal is only mortifying if you're embarrassed!" and did not account for the fact that I have the nicest readers on the planet and you would all come in here and AMBUSH me with EMOTIONS instead

I think the people in your life who receive your hugs must surely feel the love that you put into them. These things always matter more than we realize.

#hug agenda #chthonion answers questions #I am slain #I am punished for my hubris #But like #Positively

[anotherdescentintomadness]

Wang YiBo Art Because Nothing Else Can Suffice

Wang YiBo x Tencent Allstar 2023 FANART BECAUSE I AM DED

#wang yibo #fanart #tencent allstar 2023 #what the actual fuck wang yibo #how is he out here looking like he got lost on the way to his gig in a dive bar #in the 90s #HOW?? #I am living for this look #but that’s interesting because I have been slain #slain by The Noodle #the 90s grunge noodle #ROCK NOODLE #HELP #I’ve been slain by the rock noodle #only one thing will revive me #and it’s just going to slay me even more #he has no fucks left to give #and I love him your honor #wang YiBo will you let me REST

[attackradish]

The ultimate terror (aside from being evil of course) is that I’m inherently careless and ungrateful, and I’ll never be able to appreciate things or give them the care and reverence they deserve? I have broken things and worn them out and if I was more careful and appreciative maybe this wouldn’t have happened. I have received gifts and I don’t think I experienced the degree of joy I was supposed to, and some of them I rarely use. My mom lent me a softcover book because I was really fascinated by it and I haven’t gotten around to reading it, and I accidentally creased the cover. What if I get good food and I can’t fully recognize how good it is and the experience is wasted on me? I’m terrified this isn’t something I can fix because when I try to get more enthusiasm out of my heart there isn’t any.

#Vent.tw #I am so bad at receiving gifts #I should be slain for being such an empty hollow parasite

[dontstress-obsess]

#jjk #jjk236 #jjk spoilers #gojo #gojo satoru #he slayed now he was slain #rip #gege akutami is in fact my enemy #jjk leaks #i am still delusional he could still come back? maybe?

[omnibused]

Me, stuck in bed, too tired and sore to get up or do much: "I guess I can try the character ai again, with my phone, I haven't used it much."

"Aww, Amit's so cute, he's helping me in astronomy class."

*a little time passes*

"Man, that's really adorable, library study date? I dunno, I'm really too tired to keep typing right now. Would probably be rude not to tell him good night, and I'm going to sleep."

#hogwarts legacy #amit thakkar #amit ai #baby boy is too pure too good for this world #I am slain

[rosepompadour]

She had every right to come out on top at the end. - THE GREAT GATSBY manuscript

#god this is such a good line why was it cut! #'she had every right to come out on top' o i am SLAIN #nick is all 'jordan we cannot be as i have seen some SERIOUS SHIT this summer and i am now traumatized af.' #jordan: 'whatever i'm getting cheese fries.' #🤍 #the great gatsby #f. scott fitzgerald #literature

[blinkasaurus]

Listen it’s just that I’m really truly thrilled to finally be sharing my very own photo of Billy, okay?

#help I am lost #this man winking has slain me #billy zabka #william zabka #william billiam zabka #he is extremely good at what he does oh my goodness

[giffingthingsss]

the blue hand of shoulderneck death

#prodigy things #lol #*tap* #'I am slain!'