I think the worst unnecessarily gendered thing is actually frozen dinners.
You walk into the frozen foods aisle of your grocery store thinking, “Ok, so I need a ready meal that has enough carbs to be filling and satisfying, but also has both a protein and a vegetable serving for nutrition. It doesn’t matter if the protein is meat or vegetable based as long as it’s present. That should be easy enough, right?”
And then your options are like,
“We’ve replaced all the food in this meal with cauliflower rice because we assume you’re on a diet! Sorry, diets are not empowering anymore - we assume you’re ‘making healthy choices for yourself’ with super restrictive clean eating rules. This is what you wanted, right ladies??? The rice is actually cauliflower rice. The ‘meat substitute’ is also cauliflower rice, seasoned and died brown. There are even traces of kale shavings! We’ve labeled the cauliflower rice as ‘organic’ because that’s not a legally defined food advertising term and you can slap it on literally anything! If you don’t hate your body enough to buy this, you must not be being a woman the ~*right*~ way.”
Or
“This is MAN food for hungry MEN. It comes in a black box to show how MANLY it is. No vegetable has ever come near this meal because rabbit food is for girls and this is for MEN! Each box contains three servings of meat and carbs. We want you to be constipated. LIKE A MAN!”
Or P. F. Chang’s.
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I'm home! I'm tipsy! \o/
I decided to go see Night Swim and then American Fiction, but uh. I guess I should've done more research into Night Swim. I usually only go see movies involving disability or chronic illness of any kind after they've been thoroughly vetted, but this time my thought process was basically, "Wow, I wanna get out of the house. Haven't seen a horror movie in a theater in ages. Let's do that!"
Did not realize that the plot of the movie was going to be a disabled person literally sucking the life out of their family until they realize that they need to kill themselves so they'll stop being a detriment to others by existing.
🙃
I realized where they were going with this about a half hour into the movie and I had to pee anyway so I ran to the bathroom, googled the end, then went NOPE and left. Life's too short, man! Too many disabled people are either murdered by their families or driven to suicide by the societal narrative that they're hurting their families by existing!
So I just went home and stopped by a bar and had a few nice and interesting beers and now I'm home! Tipsy and ready to watch anything else.
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Nostalgic Foods [2000s ‘Murican edition]
Cosmic Brownies. 8/10.
The 12 packs of Little Debbie snacks are bigger versions of the 6 packs, and the cosmic brownies only have the dividing line in the smaller package. It’s also why the oatmeal pies have more filling in the 12 pack. Not as good as an actual brownie, but one of my favorite snack cakes.
Hamburger Helper [the cheeseburger macaroni flavor] 6/10
Hamburger helper pasta never cooks right because some always gets stuck on the bottom of the pan. My mom and I could never make it without some being crunchy. It’s a good and cheap way to make a pasta dish, but making a casserole is better.
2000s kid cuisine meals 7/10
Kid cuisine food has never been that good, but that’s a theme with American frozen dinners. They had a lot of cool collaborations with popular cartoons and more variety back then. The macaroni and the dessert were always the best part though.
Gushers 8/10
Most “fruit snacks” are really just a dessert pretending to be healthy, and this is in that group. But there’s just something about these waxy chewy hexagons full of flavored corn syrup.
Pizza lunchables [both flavors] 9/10
I was never a cracker lunchable person [or a Hormel party platter person]. The pizza ones were the best, but like all the others they made more sense as a snack than a meal. Sometimes my mom would buy two over the summer, and they’d be eaten in a day tops.
Kool-aid bursts. 9/10
My parents didn’t usually buy these, but I had a friend at school who used to bring one for lunch and my dad sometimes gave me one. Hard to open, but really cool looking and pretty tasty.
Spaghettios. 7/10
The meatball one tastes different than the plain. They make one with hot dog chunks 🤮. Yet another product pretending to be healthy, but at least it was filling. Given how nasty Cambells other soup is, I always preferred these.
Mini Cheeze-itz and Chips ahoy in a cup. 9/10
Chips ahoy cookies were always dry to me, but the mini ones were small enough that I liked them. My parents didn’t buy these often, and I don’t blame them.
Uncrustables. 9/10
Had these for lunch as the entree in the cold lunches for field trips. I hated most deli meat as a kid [still do] and cold cheese, so unless I was eating a salami and mustard sandwich from home [goated] I would take the Uncrustables.
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