I can’t cook for my life but every time I try to learn I think of the time I was 10 and showed my dad pasta that I was so proud of and he said “Oh my god, now I know why you’re so fat.”
I didn’t eat it.
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theories as to where Grace got the cigarette she was smoking after fucking Max's ghost:
she has actually secretly been an active smoker for a long time and always carries a pack with her
she bought a pack of cigarettes when she was on the run from the cops because she was stressed, and figuring that she had already disappointed the Lord by touching herself and lying to the police and dismembering a body, decided that she might as well relieve that stress by taking up smoking
Max died with a pack of cigs and a lighter on him and they stayed with him when he turned ghost and Grace pocketed them from his clothes after they had sex
she just found them in the school or on the ground somewhere after the Lords in Black meeting, and perhaps her mind made the association between sex and cigarettes and that's how she came up with the idea of giving up her chastity to end Max's reign of terror
Grace had immediately thought of giving up her virginity as the sacrifice after the Lords in Black meeting, and the entire time Steph and Pete are running away and tearfully coming to terms with Steph having to kill Pete to stop Max, Grace is running around the school or off to a drug store for cigarettes because she felt having a smoke after was that necessary
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I wonder just how much my "good days" are just because I often can sit down and do fuck all, something I don't often have the chance to actually do outside of weekends. I think taking a wrecking ball to this entire economic system may grant me more good days..............
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I just read someone’s hot take on ‘the mermaid scene’ being ‘peak cringe’ and I just-
Sweet, sweet human. That’s Ed’s psyche you’re taking about. My dude is having his life flash before his eyes in the most beautiful little heartbreaking s1 montage, and if that’s how he wants to picture Stede coming to redeem his lonely fucking soul - as a glittery goddamn tits-out merman, then that’s HIS GODDAMN BUSINESS.
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the clever way they set up izzy the unreliable narrator is just… such good writing
i started making a complete list of “things other people agree izzy is good at” and “things only izzy says he’s good at” for brain distractions and on that first list is swordfighting
the second list is …everything else, i truly do find this little fucker so fun on a narrative level. he’s the textbook unreliable narrator: literally everything he says ends up directly contradicted by the people in question or the action, but he swaggers around yelling his version of events loudest! (and weirdest, lmfao.)
and honestly on a deeper level it makes us as an audience look at how we process things people tell us vs things people show us, and how those are often very much at odds.
the writing on this show is ridiculously good, you know?
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Had my 1st appointment with a top surgeon and he said he might not operate bc of my EDS and he wants to talk to my (none existent) rheumatologist before going any further. So I travelled 8 hours for basically nothing.
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Okay so I’m a few chapters from finishing The Secret History and genuinely is this the same book I keep seeing on TikTok? Because the chasm between the actual content of the book and the way people seem to talk about it is massive
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I hate my mom’s self destruction it is so unhealthy to be around she doesn’t care if it hurts us at all 😁
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Sometimes I get steddie on my dash and I have to remind myself that Steve and Eddie are not in fact Stede and Ed
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