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ineffabildaddy · 3 months

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6, 8, and 21 for the soft asks <3

omg hiii hehehe

6. say three nice things about yourself (three physical and three non-physical)

oh god okay, physical: my tattoos are sick, my beard's coming along nicely, and ermmm i'm stacked in the back lmfao

non-physical: i try to be a friendly person, i'm very organised and clean at work which i'm proud of, anddd i'd like to think i know a good amount about music

8. tag someone (or multiple people) who make you feel good

this bit's gna be long so i'll put it under the cut dlfjlkdg

@raining-stars-somewhere-else he's an inactive king atm but he's my bestie and i love him<3 so so hilarious and observant and talented and kind. he's my dude and he means a lot to me go away

@sad-chaos-goblin i feel like i can be totally insane around you and you'll get on my wavelength immediately, it's amazing dlkkkljgfjkld. also i feel really lucky to be friends with someone so well-rounded and driven and fun, not to mention compassionate<3 i'm really really lucky to have met you and i hope we get to do irl adventures in the nearish future!!! until then we're great friends from afar!!!

@omens-for-ophelia we're just perfectly matched for our headcanons and kinks and shit and i absolutely love it. u get me, i get u, we get each other on this front and on many others!!! ur an extremely nurturing person too. i also love having u around bc ur full of fun facts and passion and energy, and of course ur art is absolutely incredible, i'm scratching at the walls just thinking about it dklkjldfgjkl. can't wait to create more absolutely feral works of crowley and aziraphale [redacted] in various ways hahahhkshjdf. and also hopefully have some london hangouts soon<3

@queer-reader-07 of course i've gotta mention ya because you're one of my fave blogs! i feel so warm and welcome reading all your posts and tags because you're a very lovely individual, and you've also got so many valuable things to say and i really look forward to seeing your takes on everything<3 also as i said before ur a very funny person and i enjoy that heh. i always get so excited when u pop up in my notifs i'm like little old me????

@foolishlovers bestie your writing makes me so happy but chatting and things makes me even happier<3 you're a really enthusiastic friend to have and you've got so many wonderful qualities that i just wanna share the love as much as possible hehe. i'm very glad we're doing shhh it's a secret together and that we've become close in general uwu

@crowleyslvt ur a little lad who's always got something hilarious and insightful to say about literally anything i come to u with, whether it's fkn silly memes or an existential crisis lol. you have such a unique way of looking at the world and i really enjoy it. also having a giggle with u is always top tier and on top of that ur a very supportive king<3 and of course u writing's delish at all times in any context

@voluptatiscausa i can literally tell you my most redacted thoughts and you'll be like yeah this is just another day at the office dkffjddgl. you're a silly and goofy guy (gn) who's simultaneously very easy to open up to which is always a comfort<3 the fact that we both like mitchell and webb makes us collectively Not Like Other Girls and we need to capitalise on that more tbh. also i greatly enjoy ur writing ofc

@bowtiepastabitch you're jokes. also we're very different and yet somehow the same brand of fucked up which i love<3 the lore could not be more disparate but the vibes could not be more immaculate. pls continue to be my friend smh

some more legends i love @crowleyholmes @fearandhatred @crowleys-bentley-and-plants @celestialcrowley @sabotage-on-mercury @quoththemaiden @ineffable-rohese @crawley-fell

21. if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

probably this - one day you're going to start sticking up for yourself, i promise<3

#not good omens #asks #ineffabildaddy

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simpingcowboy · 1 year

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100 FOLLOWER MILESTONE!!!

Firstly, I just wanted to thank any and everyone who has supported me <3 I wasn't sure what exactly to do for a 100 follower milestone (plus like ~15 more of you who got here within the last 4 day. You're part of this too, hi.) So I thought I'd just say a bit about myself and how I got involved with the Pedro fandom as I think it's a bit funny :)

Hello! For starters you can call me Am or A :) I go by She/They/He pronouns absolutely any of those are fine to use. I'm 21 years old and live in Chicago, IL in the US though I'm originally from Seattle! I'm Zapotec Mexican and American Lakota and just a littleee Polish (my love for perogies has to count for something right??)

Abit of what I do IRL! I work as a barista at [redacted mega green coffee corporation]! Though I do some side gigs with my poetry and painting. I'm also very into furbies!!! I have lots of them. My DS is my bestie. I unironically play the silly bands game (don't judge me). I'm also very involved in my local drag scene! Yes, I am that type of ✨gay✨ I love surrounding myself with queer creatives here and IRL!

Let's talk about how I ended up in the Pedro fandom. So it actually starts...with my ex 😅 who had a MASSIVE crush on Mr. Pascal. We'll just refer to him as X. Truthfully, I didn't care much for most newer Star Wars stuff as it was primarily a nostalgia thing for me, but eventually X convinced me to watch ✨The Mandalorian✨ with him. Now he didn't actually TELL ME that we were watching it so he could see if I also thought Pedro Pascal was hot or not...X would just continually ask me what I thought. To which I mostly just responded "Uhh I mean I like his character yeah??" And give him my character analysis of Mando lol. It wasn't until we see Mando's face in the SECOND SEASON that I realized X had a huge crush on Pedro that I then used to relentlessly tease him about.

My simping didn't really start until I saw Pedro in Narcos! Maybe it's just that I could actually see Pedro in this but uhhh yeah that did it in for me lol. Fun fact, I did try to get X to do a couples costume as Agent Murphy (him) and Agent Peña (me) that he violently shot down :( it would have been PERFECT!!! Anyways that's where I fell into the Pedro Pit. And I haven't come out yet.

I lurked on here for awhile, before finally publishing my first fic on Christmas of 2021! I had gotten COVID the week before and needed something to fill my time so I wrote The Gift Exchange. Since then I've continued posting my writing on here :)

It's been fun for me! And give me a good opportunity to practice my prose. Everyone has been so kind to me! I look forward to getting to know y'all more and to have fun writing even more!!! Thank you for reading and supporting me <3

#Am talks #milestone

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amiharana · 1 year

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something i LOVE abt your writing is your creativity, like you fr come up with prompts that I've never thought about or never seen other ppl apply to revalink, and it's just so refreshing to see them in unique scenarios bc it gives me new things to brainrot about 🫶 I always love seeing your new au ideas because they're just so !! much fun to read !!!! not to give spoilers abt your wips but the one you showed me for the upcoming revalink week has been living in my head RENT FREE like how do you come up with such great ideas 😫✋

also I guess this isn't your Writing but I love the way you text AJSBAJDB the way you say everything is just so funny and I aspire to text like you 😞

(ask game from here)

hi oomfie 🤍🤍 thank you for blowing up my ask box like always /gen

but yeah i make connections to media i feel is so obscure on tumblr dot com like barely anyone interacted with the post i made about revalink au based off of the k-drama 'goblin' because probably no one in these spheres really watches k-drama 😭😭 i think one oomf rb'd knowing exactly what i was talking about but it's like COME ON GUYS IMAGINE THIS SCENE WITH REVALI AS THE GUY AND LINK AS THE GIRL AND LINK PULLING OUT THE SWORD AND [redacted because spoilers if you haven't watched the drama ㅠㅠ]

just the other day i was thinking about an orpheus!revali x eurydice!link au because i was listening to 'wait for me' from the musical 'hadestown'. what about a percy jackson au with revali as a son of apollo who resents link because he gets claimed by a powerful god that no one would have ever guessed would have children. i have part of a scene drafted in my informal-concepting style of a fucking writer!link x editor!revali au. i cannot stress to you enough how insane and Not Normal i am about these two, i will stretch so far to make every connection to revalink i can, i might just get a little taller!

BUT TEEHEE i'm hoping i can get That™ Revalink fic out on time for revalink week 🥺 i stopped writing it for a bit because i got some writer's block and i felt like i was putting too much Plot for a oneshot, but we'll see how it goes! i planned some other stuff based on the prompts, but with the way this semester is going, i doubt i'll be able to write full-fledged oneshots on time for each of them so i may end up just uploading them later on after the semester is over (late may, june, etc)

LOL to that last bit, idk....... i've spent so much time on stan twitter and the internet in general i've developed a very particular way of talking. i'm someone who, if you say a certain word or phrase around me enough, i'll start adding it to my vocabulary without really thinking. like the reason why i type 'not' and 'sorry' as 'nawt' and 'sawry' sometimes? my stan twitter bestie lele (i'm not gonna tag her but she's on here as well i know ur seeing this bff i love u sm). how sometimes my emoji usages are random? also partly lele and other stan twitter mutuals who liked to use random emojis that had nothing to do with the topic because it was funny. i feel like the way i type things online expresses exactly the tone and flow i would use irl too 🤞😽

#ask #ask game #cryiling #i'm just insane about my skrunklies #also the way no one reacted when i was like.#how about an Anohana au.#what about a Your lie in april au #COME ON GUYS WHERE IS THE CULTURE!!!!!!!!!!#who wants to watchparty anohana and ylia so u understand what i mean for revalink #slash j idk if i have time to do watch parties my classes are beating my ass lowkey #i have another exam on tuesday so asks will start slowing down again on sunday #anyways. i luv revalink sm #WAIT WHAT ABOUT AN 'A SILENT VOICE' AU FUCK #CRYING MY EYES OUT RNNNNN

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zozo-01 · 2 years

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My Top 5 Redacted Audios, SFW version.

So the lovely @dominimoonbeam had tagged me in her post highlighting her top five Redacted audios that she listens to the most. I will be restricting myself to one character per entry limit because if I don’t, it would just be Sam’s videos.

1. Speaking of our favourite southern vamp, up first we got “Vampire Tends to Your Injuries.” Now there are a lot of Sam videos I could have chosen, so why this one? Both because this was the video that showed how much Sam cared for Darlin’ (even if he didn’t know it) and it was the video that made me realize “oh shit, maybe you might be a bitttt like Darlin’.” Godddd do I love (hurting) Darlin!!!

2. Next up we got “Demon Tends to Your Injuries.” I think I just have a thing to be comforted.... this definitely doesn’t mean anything. But Avior! My beloved! I don’t talk about him as much as I should. The hold this video has on me is insane! The line “Rest easy, my Starlight”?????? I still stop breathing everytime I hear it. This is a shout out to my first Redacted boy I love. ♥️

3. Ok technically this isn’t the video I want to put here, but my original choice was a ✨spicy✨ vid so instead I’ll say “Finding a Flirty Vampire in Your Bed.” Admittedly, Vincent isn’t my top Redacted boy the same way Sam or Avior are, but he holds a special place in my heart as the first Redacted boy I listened to. His and Lovely relationship is so personal to me and the above video is just such a comfort listen.

4. The only video (that’s not Sam related) that can put me to sleep and that is “Sleepy Incubus Won’t Let You Out of Bed.” I find it ironic that the video about waking up is the one that can put me to sleep. I don’t even know why this video knocks me out, it just does. Look, I have sleeping issues and and whatever works is gotta work.

5. Finally, and a bit unconventional, is “Welcome to the Imperium.” Anyone who knows me knows that I love Echo as a character. If I’m being honest, he and I would be besties IRL. His brand of humour is dark and dry and I really vibe with it. Also Mr. Redacted, can we like get more videos of Echo please. Not him fucking shit up, just him and the listener vibing.

#there are sooo many honourable mentions #please dont come at me with the echo videooooo #i just like people fucking shit upp #and echo kindaaaa does thattt #this is zo speaking #redacted asmr

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jrueships · 2 years

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Bestie please unredacted Jordan Poole thoughts 🙏 you pick the pairing (or pairingS 😳)

OH OK I WIL!! TRY MY B ES. T!!!!!!! .... incoming... jaren/jordan.. with a lil hints of other jordan ships 🥰 NOT EXACTLY ALL THAT REDACTED BUT... we move 🥴

Readmore my old friend it's been Years...

SO ANYWAYS i think .... it is very inch resting how MUCH poole copies steph. Even trying to copy his interview style??? When Irl that just! Isn't him!!!! He's GOOFY and nice and likes pulling pranks on men bigger than him.. thats HIM!!!! but he sees gorgeous sociologist who writes his thesis on a necessary topic in sports and interviews people on their tattoos like a little weirdo steph and he's like! I WANNA BE THAT MAN. Insane! With steph he is! Insane!

With jaren he is ALSO insane, but i think being with jaren, a living embodiment of his past, he becomes more insane in terms of playfulness? Because that's what they've always used to do? Goof up their boring ass uptight ass highschool by 'fooling around'.. his pranks upscale with more thought and his impish ways triple tenfold. And jaren just!!!!! Takes it!

How does this connect...... WELL i think hmm i think jaren sees Jordan and he's all happy like!!! Omg! Jordan 🥰🥰! But Jordan is with steph right now.... that's when jaren sees how Different Jordan is willing to become. .... and maybe he gets a Little jealous. It's easy to become jealous over 30, he's almost like a real life cheat code in the game of basketball. He KNOWS more due to experience, but experience is STUPID. Jaren's HAD experience, he lives and BREATHES basketball, whatever level steph is on that makes him soooo worthy of all this 'idolization'... jaren Wants it.

Or maybe jaren just doesn't get the concept of changing yourself when around different people? He has a bubbly, in your face personality that OTHER people just had to get used to. Even ja was a little thrown back by Jaren's emphatic sayings and clumsy antics, but he got used to it and quickly learned to love it. Jaren didn't have to change for people, so he doesn't understand the action. If you wanna hang out with a person so bad that you CHANGE for it... is hanging out really all that worth it if they don't like you for you?

Which steph DOES. He's more curiously entertained by poole's mimicry than anything. I think he wants to encourage poole's individualism more, but can't be the person to do it because poole will always see him on this pedestal. Others like Gary have to do that for him. But jaren doesn't SEE that.... he just sees, from d*llon's words.. a bunch of old bitches soon to be out of their primes, some of them already out. And here his best friend is trying to impress them all by not being himself. Unlike the grizzlies, where no one is trying to impress anyone due to collective underdog mentality! Though it's a Little (alot) hypocritical because jaren tries impressing ja with his posterizing sometimes.... a little... maybe... a lot... BUT THE POINT IS- jaren is jealous over The Warriors (mainly steph)..

SO U KNOW... maybe these feelings 'hide' for a While but show up so directly during conversations, things get called out then... Stuff Happens...... LIKE MAYBE AFTER THE ELIMINATION GAME.. jordan catches jaren after an interview and starts griddying (ja is not there or else he would've tweeted out that jordan just stomped on all the little bones in his ankles;therefore, code breaking) then laughs at jaren because he can't griddy, too damn big 😔.. and jaren is like HAHA😹 whatever 😒. Hater. AND THEY HAVE A GOOD CHAT! Talk about all the gifs they sent!!! Jaren misses his flight with the team they talk so long! He feels bad and the one word message from ja doesn't help, but Jordan says this is good because they can catch up!! He'll fly him back home tomorrow after a boys night out!

Jordan takes him to one of his favorite places to eat, it's really nice <3 they both teeter having too much manners and not having enough at the dinnertable. They kick each other under the table, jordan hides jaren's silverware, tells him to order The Among Us meal.... it's not real. Jaren embarrasses himself in front of hundreds. Jaren+Jordan eventually settle down when the food comes, they start sharing highschool stories..... take turns being the one that goes 'OH YEAHOH YEAH I REMEMBER!!' and the 'do YOU remember this ONE TIME..' IT'S REALLY NICE! Sometimes they get to a story that got a little.. intimate... maybe they were hiding around a corner from almost getting caught and they were pressed together.. a detail no one disclosed but everyone remembered in their hearts... and they have to get a little quiet and pause before awkwardly continuing with a laugh, both feigning forgetfulness when really they remember ALL too much..

AFTER DINNER DISCUSSIONS they walk back to Jordan's. Jordan is wearing classic short shorts, there's a chill in the wind.... jaren gives jordan his jacket and jordan wraps it around his waist like a skirt. Jordan really rocks a good skirt. They'd relish in the moment, but the press would destroy them if they saw this, and jaren couldn't help but notice his arm sleeves dragging on the ground sometimes even in the wrap since jordan was so much smaller. That can't do!!! If it were anyone else, he wouldve fussed and hurriedly fixed it... SO THEY HURRY HOME!

THATS when the discussions get... a Little deeper. A bit more heated. They're both really tired, team rivalries get into it... jordan says a lil smthin abt ja.. jaren doesn't rlly like it... so jaren says something way worse about steph.... jordan doesn't like That at All. Then d*llon gets brought up, which jordan HATES. They start to argue by the bed..

Jaren says something quick about change that he doesn't really mean, but it hits jordan deep because he thinks 'am I really that OBVIOUS? Do I really look that DESPERATE?' Jaren then does his signature Jaren Retreat after saying his piece, grumbling about taking the couch instead.. but jordan tries to stop him. AND U KNOW... MAYBE THEY TANGLE UP.. and accidentally maybe sorta jaren falls on jordan on the bed... catches himself so he's propped up with his hands on either side of jordan and he's leaned just Barely over him. It reminds them too much of That Close Memory and..... PASSION CALLS FOR IT... tiredness allows for it... nostalgia fuels it... THEY KISS!!

They start to make out!!! Jaren's big hands roaming thighs, up waists. Things are going well until jaren tries mentioning something sly thinking he'll get away with it.. it's regarding Steph. Smthing like 'he'd Never do this .. won't have you like the way / i'd / have you..' .... and that's when jordan turns them over. If jaren wants to make such a big deal over change, he'll show him Change.

Jordan starts sucking burning marks into the soft of Jaren's inner thighs, and when jaren tries deterring him, he's all 'just wear compress leggings over them.' Even though he KNOWS that'll make it more uncomfortable and squeeze the bruising. That's almost what he Wants. The idea of impact. He has Jaren on his back almost trying to fold him in two, the height is so difficult, Jaren's long legs starting to ache on his shoulders. But Jordan has a message to send. And what better way to send it than giving Jaren the greatest head he's ever had in his whole life?? Maybe he says how he wanted to do this since senior year of highschool and it sends jaren over the edge. But Jordan keeps going, fingering jaren WHILE expertly sucking him off. Jaren tries to worry about how well he does it, did steph help him 'practice??' Had he 'practiced' ON steph? But the sensation is getting too good and his brain blurs out. No more steph talk. Jordan has Jaren whining and tossing his head side to side on HIS bed on HIS pillows after HIS win, and it definitely gives him some Drive. They fuck with the lights on, Jordan makes jaren suck on the fingers that were used to open him up. It's hot. Jordan is really glad his cats were empaths, sensing conflict beforehand and fleeing from the room so they don't have to see 'daddy' at 'work'.

The sex is good. Of course. It has to be. Jordan using his arms to hold Jaren's legs back and press his knees by his head.. holding his hands while he does it. Forehead to forehead as he feels jaren's pants and hiccups in his face. Hurting his neck just to lean forward and swallow it all in like before. It's good. U know.. just something between Two Good Friends..

Afterwards, when he cleaned jaren up, they went to bed together. Jordan cuddling into jaren's chest and jaren passing out almost immediately. ... cue the slow wakeup and ache from last night with the classic

'....did we just-' already answered question

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icannotgetoverbirds · 3 months

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tell me about your fic on ao3- @rowans-blues

warning i am going to be talking in caps and this post may be very long

HI YES HELLO YOU CALLED TO ASK ABOUT MY BLORBOS???? YES YES RIGHT THIS WAY I HAVE MANY A FINE WARE TO SHOW YOU

EXHIBIT A:

JAY: BIRD BLORBO. HOMEMADE. AGED LIKE FINE WINE. SHAMELESS SELF-INSERT. potential mary sue BUT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT. ULTIMATE FLOOF WHEN SPOOKED/EXCITED. CAN TURN INTO AN OWL. ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED THE LOCAL DOCTOR BEFORE EVEN LEARNING HIS NAME. FAT TRANS AND AN ABSOLUTE WET BEAST. WILL KILL ANYTHING THAT ATTACKS HIM AND CRY THE ENTIRE TIME.

EXHIBIT B:

DOCTOR HARVEY: HAUNTED AS FUCK. GREAT MUSTACHE. LOOKS LIKE BDG. THE UNCHARISMATIC BISEXUAL WET PAPER BAG OF A MAN. DID NOT SIGN UP FOR ANY OF THIS MAGICAL SHIT. IS TRYING HIS BEST AND TO HIS CREDIT HANDLING THINGS REMARKABLY WELL GIVEN THE CIRCUMSTANCES. DOES NOT KNOW THAT HE'S MARRIED TO JAY. shhhhhh don't tell him anything. SERIOUSLY HE DID NOT ANYWHERE REMOTELY NEAR SIGN UP FOR ALL OF THIS SHIT WHERE IS THE INFORMED CONSENT PAPERWORK FOR LEARNING MAGIC IS REAL.

EXHIBIT C:

MONA SYLVIA JASPER: NOT A FEMME FATALE BUT CERTAINLY A FATAL TRANSFEM. ROCKING THAT WHITE HAIR AND ELDRITCH MAGIC. MENTORED ALONGSIDE JACKSON BY RASMODIUS HIMSELF. died a horrible death BUT THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE SHE CAME BACK TO TIE UP SOME LOOSE ENDS AND IS STILL HERE FOR ADVICE FROM TIME TO TIME.

EXHIBIT D:

JACKSON, ABIGAIL, SEBASTIAN, AND SAM, AKA THE JACKASS CREW. GOOFY GOOBERS WHO CAN ABSOLUTELY WRECK YOUR SHIT.

D1: JACKSON. BASED OFF OF MY IRL BESTIE WHO'S THE SINGLE MOST OUT OF POCKET FEMBOY I HAVE EVER KNOWN. LOCAL CHILD PICKS UP THE EQUIVALENT OF THE CORE OF A NEUTRON STAR WHICH THEN EMPTIES ITS CONTENTS INTO HIS SYSTEM - PROCEEDS TO BLOW A MASSIVE HOLE IN THE CLOUDS WITH A MASSIVE FUCKING ELDRITCH BLAST. LIVES TO TELL THE TALE, IS NOW EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN WAS PREVIOUSLY POSSIBLE. IN POSSESSION OF SCHRÖDINGER'S GODHOOD.

D2: ABIGAIL. AROALLO POLYAMOROUS TRANSFEM. SKILLED WITH A SWORD AND EVENTUALLY GAINS THE ABILITY TO [SPOILER REDACTED]. We all know who the real father is AND SHE HAS TO FIND OUT EVENTUALLY.

D3: SEBASTIAN. LOCAL EMO WEED BUYER, USER OF ICE AND ELECTRICAL MAGIC. PART OF A LOVE TRIANGLE BUT DON'T WORRY WE TAKE THE POLYAMOROUS WAY OUT HERE. HAUNTED BY NIGHTMARES AND THE WAY THINGS COULD HAVE BEEN.

D4: SAM. LOCAL BUNDLE OF SUNSHINE WHO IS CONSTANTLY WORRYING ABOUT HIS BESTIES THAT HE'S ALSO IN LOVE WITH. EVENTUAL USER OF LIGHT AND ELECTRICAL MAGIC ONCE HE COMES AROUND TO IT. WILL MAKE OUT WITH [SPOILER REDACTED] TO PROVE A POINT.

AND THAT'S JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, MY FRIEND. WE HAVE SO MANY OTHER BLORBOS FOR YOU TO SEE, AND A SECOND FIC ON THE BACKBURNER WITH A SIMILAR CAST OF CHARACTERS.

Small-Town Tales is my pet project. It's my baby and if anything happens to it i'll kill everyone in this room and then myself (reference). Jay is a barn owl avia (bird equivalent of a selkie) and arrives in town to the rudest greeting possible: getting mauled by wolves. After mauling the wolves back, he manages to fly his sopping wet bloodied self to the front door of the clinic before collapsing in the plaza, essentially on Doctor Harvey's front doorstep.

Cloak shenanigans ensue in the following chaos as Harvey saves Jay's life, bada bing bada boom you got an accidental marriage that nobody wanted. Jay manages to settle into Pelican town which, despite seeming like an idyllic little village, is actually a massive source of chaos for anyone living there. Other character arcs coming soon to a chapter near you.

Promise? Is my project on the back burners. Despite this, I love it just as much as STT - although it certainly won't end up anywhere near as long (pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease have mercy on me gods of writing and hyperfixations). Doctor Harvey finds himself down bad with hanahaki for the local aspiring author. Angst ensues - do not fear, for i am an absolute slut for the comfort part in hurt/comfort.

More details on both can be found on my sideblog, @gracklekeyer2000 , as well as my Ao3 account by the same name. All of my writing on Ao3 requires an account to view because of the muskrat's data scraping. However, The Incident is linked in the pinned post on my sideblog. It's not quite complete yet - there's meant to be a part 3 - but the most important, plot-relevant details coming from that piece have been ironed out in the first two parts.

#byrd chirps #byrd's inbox #byrd's writing #byrd's silly little fanfic #stt #the jackass crew #stt mona #stt harvey #stt jay #stt jackson #stt abigail #stt sebastian #stt sam

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selamat-linting · 3 months

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another thing i forgot about the fic, is mostly how injuries are treated? well, youre not supposed to give ice cold baths for fevers. you dont want to make them shiver more than what theyre already doing. also why is there no tylenol or aspirin in the first aid kit? even my workplace first aid kit has one.

and irl, its not wise to just patch up a wound that are cause by (real) glass (motherfucker! cry me a river). there's always a chance one of the small shards embedded deep inside the flesh and really fuck you up. in a proper medical setting, severe or really large wounds caused by glass get x-rayed to make sure nothing got inside the body. disclaimer : i did not found this out because of the drama last year. i figured it out when i was researching for a shatterbird centric fic i was making several years ago. Its a totally different fandom, and i totally never use this knowledge to win any internet arguments. promise :)

another thing is, the fic has a lot of gratituous sex scenes that despite i enjoyed, was better off written as a series of one shots after the fic was done. a sequel, basically, instead of being crammed in between the plots. kinda fucks up the pacing. its good, but it deserves to stand on its own as a stand alone.

and the final stuff, geez why is every fic always have the canonical female love interest evil and then suffer in agony before dying. I know early 2010s fandom are sexist but good god its really something else when you revisit it again. like, shut the fuck up. you dont have to make her into a complete villain to break off their relationship. also its kinda glaring that [redacted]'s other best friend (who happen to be fat) is conveniently written out despite his closeness and the fact that he was just as successful even if its in a different place. 2013 fandom amirite?

on a lighter note, this fic is also doing that bit where everyone is shipped off and the random leftover characters get randomly shipped together. it usually doesnt work for me but... dean and colt actually look cute. helps that its not a case of pairing together but also a way for [redacted] to accept his feelings and a reasonable explanation on why his bestie isnt so mad that he's fucking their supposed enemy. Obsessed that theyre just as haunted by [redacted] as they are irl. tbf i am a sucker for enemies to lovers.

#sometimes... fics from 2013 is good #and you might ask ''erase why didnt you write all of this on their comments?''#well first of all. they dont ask for criticism. im not gonna shit on their cereal for being brutally honest #im just gonna give a pat in the back to them for writing something this good #and vent my own feelings of the work in my own space #sometimes i miss doing fic editing tbh #but im not sure if i could even handle the extra work aside from job and all the house stuff

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frenziedslashers · 1 year

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Okay time to get SERIOUS 😼😼😼

No fr I'm really happy today for many reasons and you're one of them. I'm not used to having emotional connections with friends these days but lately I've been able to appreciate you (and others) more and I love it.

You have no idea (maybe idk lol) how badly I missed having a BESTIE. The laughter is like some healing power shit I swear. It's like after I got older and left school I lost friends and I went so long without nights filled with chaos and laughter. We can be so fucking stupid and thirsty for men old enough to be our fathers and I LOVE IT 😻😻

BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA 😭🫶 I needed to read this a lot more than you think tbh

I am so glad that you had a good day this morning, and I get what you mean man. You, my friend Angie and the guy I'm talking with are pretty much the only people I talk to every day anymore. All my irl friends are either too busy or we have drifted apart. I am super glad that we got in contact again and that we are able to make each other laugh lmao

I MISSED HAVING A BESTIE SM TOO all of my other ones have been drifting lately and it has made me so sad and attention deprives 😭 it's not even funny I love being able to get on here and giggle over the stupid shit we talk about LMAO ALSO YEAH YEAH I AM HERE FOR THE OLD MEN 😩😩 What makes that statement even funnier is both of my parents were super young when they had me (my dad is literally going to be 39 in March) and my grandparents were the same. Meaning that some of the men I simp for are old enough to be my grandparents 😭😭 That doesn't stop me from wanting to give these old men [REDACTED] though 🤭

I love you homie and I hope that we have a bunch more days/nights where we're just chaotic and flood everyone who follows us feed with thirsty Rick posts 🤭🤭

#joelsgeetar <3 #orian rambles #orians asks

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rallymontecarlo · 2 years

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Collided - Greatest Hits

back again lmao

(greatest hits book 1)

“Damn, I think I just got mindfucked.” last line of the prologue and babygirl you made me want to leave

someone dies during childbirth in the first chapter (i’m not going anywhere with this more like a tw tbh)

not the chapter header of Liam’s povs being a very redacted red bull

all these characters have the darkest backstory known to man (book 3 i’m looking at you)

“I ignore the way my balls ache at the thought of labor.”

Sophie pov reads very girlboss slay queen girly made a fuck it list cause she want to do kinky stuff (one of the things on the list is to buy a vibrator, girl that is a necessity and a human right why haven’t you bought a vibrator before???)

“Men should be the least of his worries because, excuse my language, but I’m ready to fuck shit up.” girlboss slay queen

“The thing about being the nice guy is how no one sees how corroded my heart is – how it leaks acid like an old car battery.” -I’m that little girl in the back of the car with the makeup rn

“I don’t race in F1 for the drama. No, I race for trophies, titles and titties–” -there’s more to this quote but my brain stopped at titties

“My dick may be abstaining like a priest, but my brain fucks like the devil. I may be all jokes and smiles, but I sure as shit love to fuck dirty, edgy and rough.” -thank you for sharing

“I mentally pat my dick.” - I don’t have to give context this is my post enjoy this stand alone sentence

“Did you buy a vibrator yet? If not, I thought about having a company create a copy of my dick for you.” - is this meant to be hot?

Ooooh a friendzone arc with the guy whining about it

“See, Sophie, I drive like I fuck. Slow, then fast, then slow again until you’re all out of gas. I treat my car like a lover, stroking her before I enter her, only offering the best kind of foreplay for my girl.” - this is actually the most believable dialogue in the whole book I can imagine any guy on the grid actually say some shit like this it’s also ridiculous

“Women like her can’t be friends with someone like me because it goes against the law of attraction and every damn rule set up by evolution.” -oh okay am i supposed to not like any of the men in these books or is that a happy accident?

“I tuck my dick into the waistband of my shorts to prevent her from catching my hard-on.” - very subtle my dude

there’s way more smut in this book I appreciate it actually

“Girls love thoughtful shit.” - heard it here first guys

“ ‘If he does one thing out of line, I’ll make sure his next contract is on an F2 team.’ I shudder because nothing is worse than leaving F1.” - I have questions, in this book they can be demoted to f2 from f1 how does that work bestie (can they do this irl asking for a friend)

“I was talking to the champagne bottle so get your head out of the pit lane.” -boo tomato tomato boo

“But I didn’t realize she was saving herself from me because I’m the real villain in this messed-up fairy tale.” - and on the left you can see this book starting to enter reylo fanfic territory

“Screw looking like a Ken doll when he fits the expectations of a G. I. Joe action figure reporting for Operation O.” - not in the middle of the good smut bestie

“I eye her partner, sending fuck-off vibes.” - I wish I could write facial expressions accurately

“if I choose accounting, I wouldn’t be evading responsibilities. I’d be escaping my shot at happiness to fulfill yours.” -accounting is your dream, dad not mine go off girlboss

“Congratulation, Liam, you won the biggest dumbass award.” - yeah congrats Liam

“ ‘Have a nice life.’ I salute them with a middle finger and walk out the door.” - and here I will write my essay about intertextuality with the famous fanfiction My Immortal

I gave this book 3/5 it’s mid

#please remember these are mostly quotes out of context and me laughing at sentences #vic reads

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kostovas · 7 years

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my diary post about my feelings before going to college

august 22, 2017, 10:06 pm, my room in El Paso

The way that I tend to deal with my problems/worries is that I don’t think about them and ignore them and keep ignoring them until they get so big that I’m forced to think about and deal with them.

That is basically what I have been doing this entire summer. I don’t even remember the last time I wrote in my diary and I’ve decided to start typing it out instead since I’m afraid I won’t have the motivation to literally write out my diary in COLLEGE, aka, the problem/worry, which branches out into a bunch of other little problems/worries (I’m going to be living 10 hours away from home, what if I mess up while doing the laundry, what if the work is too hard, my parents are going to be sad,) that I have been pushing away

Although to be honest about 90% of the summer consisted of me in my room writing fan fiction or watching Netflix or scrolling through twitter, I still really didn’t think much about it…

Orientation? Did I even write about it? It was fine, it was good, I instantly clicked with my roommate sara, yes, same name as me, and my orientation-roommate was nice but I have a weird after-taste about her because she told me she was Latina because although she is German Swedish Irish french Spanish insert a billion other super white ethnicities here, her mom is from New Mexico!

Orientation just felt like a more cramped, panicked version of NSLC camp which I went to last year. NSLC was like, a random pocket-universe where I met new people who I spontaneously had a lot in common with and thought about my future in entertainment business with just for fun. Orientation is where I met new people who I very un-spontaneously had at least one thing in common with, starting ut, and thought about my future for real.

I feel like I’ve got some things down, aka my class schedule and what music I could potentially listen to while walking around campus (my Austin playlist is a lot of vampire weekend and sza and I know that sounds like a weird combo but it feels insanely fitting) but for the most part I still very much have ABSOLUTELY ZERO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING!

I…. AM PANICKING BIG TIME RIGHT NOW… I CRIED LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE I STARTED WRITING THIS… WHICH I HAVE NOT DONE (at least not over anything that wasn’t a book or a tv show or a movie) THIS ENTIRE SUMMER!!!

This summer, although filled with a lot of nothing and empty spaces, felt so perfect and so teenage-me. Maybe not truly me, truly what I would have done in my perfect world, but just… what I would do as a teenager. I know I’m still technically going to be a teenager for at least awhile in college, but, not like this. Not the El Paso bred high school boredom tennis court by Lorde Gilmore girls crying teenager. I’ll be something else, whatever it is, and I have no idea what. I am afraid to meet her. I am excited I am scared I am going to vomit all over this new computer I bought for college

I went to a lot of movies this summer, mostly with nicole and mostly at the Alamo draft house and mostly before they came out (baby driver, good time, which I both liked but baby driver way more).

I got my drivers license and I passed the test by literally oNE POINT

I drove by myself to nicoles apartment and we had weird conversations about our psychic feelings and premonitions about our own lives and deaths. That was the first time I drove by myself and it was for about five minutes and I sung out loud to dua lipa the entire time because I feel like falling asleep any time I go in a moving vehicle and theres no music and my dad drove me back later because it was raining.

I also drove to pick up alondra the Friday before she left for college. Her first day of school was today and she left like a week early. She’s in South Carolina at college of Charleston and I’m even scared for her. We got chick fil a and went home and talked about da Vinci and being Latina outside of El Paso and random memories and feelings and nothing and everything and nothing again

I hung out with my grandpa a lot, who has been staying here all summer. Yesterday he showed me a picture of my great grandpa who I had never seen before and I was so shocked, he looked like a real Mexican movie star cowboy, I have no idea what John Wayne looks like but he should look like my great grandpa, panfilo vela. Yesterday in particular my grandpa worried about pregnant women because the solar eclipse was happening and they were not wearing safety pins, a latino superstition he said so firmly as a scientific fact that I was really confused and briefly wondering if there was some sort of pregnant women’s medical pin. My dad said ‘that’s part of his charm’’ believing things so intensely, I guess. I think I got some of that from him

I went to San Antonio last week with tia 1 and valerie and Abuelita and my family. Tia 2 is usually the one to go on vacations with us, but she has this new best friend who she is in a two-person cult with, with her BFF/Bestie/Twinsie (yes, she is a 40+ year old woman, who calls her that) being the leader and her being the devout follower, paying for all her tickets to schiltterbaun and the movies and everything she buys while shopping and all her food and yelling at her employees for getting mad at her for something to do with a water bottle I don’t know but it’s definitely throwing off the balance of the universe.

But it was fun, tia 1 is very loud and charismatic and doesnt give any fucks and now I like to say “no mas mis chicharrones truenan aqui” also I am mad I am not more tan

I learned how to make crepes I have made at least 7 successful ones

Okay. so. crying. Here’s a text I sent to the vampire weekend group chat earlier:

(redacted) I really feel like my dad raised me mostly and he just took me out to the fanciest dinner of my life as a “father-daughter dinner” before college and he ran into some friends who were older than him and they were like “ur gonna miss her it’s gonna suck!” And I think my dad almost cried and we talked about heaven in the car and now I’m home and there’s boxes in my room and I’m staring at them and crying

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My dad put together those boxes for me with longhorn tape. Burnt orange duct tape with white longhorn shapes on them, literally That’s where my arts and crafts related headassery comes from

I’m going to be staying in a dorm at UT with my own restroom and now I’m thinking do I even really know how to clean a shower NOT REALLY

I’m gonna end up googling it while I’m there

I feel like I don’t actually know how to iron like I’m doing it wrong for sure

The restaurant was called cafe central it’s in downtown El Paso which I think is really truly beautiful even though objectively it’s ugly I’m super emotional and so I think it’s extremely beautiful and it’s just. I feel . It’s just how I feel.

I feel so in touch with the El Paso city it doesn’t even feel real. I feel like all the abandoned buildings are just cardboard cutouts and I have the power to knock them over with my fingertips. the homeless guys there don’t even scare me that much even though they probably should, not even the old lady with the bandaids all over her hands who stole Isaac’s hot dog once

god. That dinner was so fancy and I kept thinking about all these early 2000s chick flicks where a girl eats in a fancy restaurant for one reason or another and I kept thinking about how I love my dad and I kept thinking about how why do we need four different knives and I kept thinking about how that place started in 1918 so it probably wouldn’t have allowed someone who looked like my dad in there for awhile but there I was sitting with my dark brown dad eating food with names and ingredients I have literally never heard of and the chocolate cake melted into itself and chamomile tea is a gift from god

I read a lot of matt Murdock fanfiction today.

How am I 18 years old? I don’t want to… do anything ever… I want to read fan fiction and lay face down on the floor, but not even those two things can be accomplished at the same time.

NOTE: (redacted) means I took something out in case some certain irl people read this, maybe I should’ve taken the thing about tia 2 out but, well, I am somewhat at peace with death

#personal #me18 #writing #mine #diary

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