#and dirty 😏

[jessreilly19-111]

Thoughts on my new dress??

Rate my dress 😈💋

#onlyf@nz #sexy content #naughty #come play with me 🍑😏 #curvy women #onlyfans tease #sexy #hot #subscribe #thirstposting #thirst trap #thirsty thursday #needy wh0re #wet and needy #needy princess #needy pussy #play with my ass #spank my ass #dirty mind #send dirty asks

[cakesmelons]

Sad because I can't go anonymous 😒 but have a silly doodle with zero effort

I know it ain't how it actually goes but- lemme have this- it's funny-

I just.... I really wanted to draw Cross and Dream riding Epic....(probably in a dirty way)

#sunnymainecoon #NOT melons art #I NEVER GOT A NOTIFACTION FOR THIS AND I'M DEVASTATED OVER THAT FACT!!! #MY NOTIFICATIONS DID YOU SO DIRTY D:< #anyway #i absolutely love this omg 😭😭😭💕💕💕 #it's so cute i just wanna put it on my wall omg #omg and i love Epic's face 😭😭😭 #what are you talking about? this is literally canon 🤨🙄 #you're telling me this isn't how people ride epic? #😏 #frozen!au #frozen!epic #frozen!dream #frozen!cross #dreamtale frozen au #frozen au #Frozen Dreamtale Fanart #submitted melons

[lokiusly]

beach blond Mobius would’ve been too powerful for Loki

#bottle blond Mobius would’ve destroyed Loki #dirty blond Mobius 😏 lmfaooo #lokius #loki show #loki x mobius #mcu loki #mobius #loki season 2 #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #mobius and loki #loki spoilers

[elmindredaniq]

Oh my ...*handcuffs emoji*

It finally dawned on me why my glasses fog up every time I see this:

It's because it associates to an image of Phaya opening Tharn's legs in order to settle in between them...

And the way he looks at him before he grabs him is just!...hngh!!....No need for a trial Your Honor , I'll lock myself in horny jail all on my own...

#Phaya's narrow hip fitting in perfectly #and the motion of the ocean 😏 #and apparently that's all it takes to shift my gears #and rev my engine #or is it just my dirty mind ... #I do need Jesus I don't deny it #the sign the series #the sign #my thoughts #my dirty DIRTY thoughts

[endlich-allein]

Till 🖤 (Hamburg, 28-11-2011) posted with the permission of the photographer Ezzy's Stuff

#special shirtless bear 💦 #fck he is so sexy 🤤 #he is so dirty 😏 #till is love 🖤 #till lindemann #rammstein #rammstein 2011

[lokorum]

Hi! Was just looking through my dos2 tag and found some art from 2020 that I had tagged as being really lovely with a cool style and after a second I went hey wait. Is this the person making all the sick Gortash art I've been seeing? And it was! Anyway all that to say your art has such a distinctive and neat style that's stuck with me enough that I can recognize it offhand lol. Hope you have a great day!!

i swear one day im gonna retire and dedicate my life to replaying dos2 and drawing silly ship fanarts of all party!!! sweetest anon, you always will be welcome to join,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,BUT ALSO I DONT REMEMBER DRAWING ANYTHING FOR DOS2 AAAAAAAAAAAA

#i need to dig some #old artttttt #*prepared to see there like 100000 identical drawings of ryker* #LARIAN DID HIM DIRTY #his voice actor was HEAVENLY good #at being bad!!! #bad and badass!!!!!! #but anyway #THANK YOU SO MUUUUUCHHHHH ANOOON!!! #for youre thoughtfull and super kind words!! #if you'd ever want to gossip about gortash phphph you know where to find me 😏🍷

[biteofcherry]

Thots, again:

You are Persephone but what if instead of your mother wanting you to keep pure and a virgin, she decides to marry you off to a king.

After you engagement, you wander off into the underworld and catch the eye of the king of the underworld. You both talk a little and his reason to want you only solidifies in his mind.

Anyway, you wander back to earth and prepare for your wedding day. The day arrives and just after the ceremony comes to an end, the ground splits open and hades captures you.

Your new husband finds you after a lot of pleading to before Zeus but you are tricked into eating half of a pomegranate by hades. Now you have to split your time with you two husbands.

So, who are your two husbands? 😏

Surprising?

I know a few other characters would fit Hades with the dark, misunderstood, tormented trope. But Hades rules the underworld, a whole endless kingdom of it and has to wrangle many sanders and whiners. Who better for the role than Nick, who can run the fucking place with an iron fist and still be soft and flirty with me?

Now Ari for the husband, because if my goddess mother is picking a husband for me she is going to pick one that is chiseled more perfect and hotter than some of the gods, shows courage and strength, and oozes virility.

#not me making a dirty joke about seeing whose seed roots first 😏 #ktficworld #Nick Fowler x reader #Ari Levinson x reader #Ari Levinson x reader x nick Fowler

[littlegingerperson5]

i beg of u write reader strapping sub!ellie

sub!ellie for LIFE

I got you bby!!😆

#it may take a minute but I’ll @ you when I finish it🩷 #my asks #you dirty dog😏

[shenji-yei-v2]

everyone is talking about Henri being a bbg but I still cannot help myself but go 😭😭😭 looking at this pic of Lambert added to the wiki

like 😭😭😭😭😭 HE’S SUCH A BABY…. WHO TF SENT A BABY TO THE WAR 😭😭😭😭

#awwwww look at his sweet cheeks #😭😭😭 #my man looks like he has lost his mom in the mall #or like he fell in the mud on the playground and is now dirty and confused #lowkey wanna spit on a tissue and clean the dirt on his nose 😂😂😂 #still cannot believe a grown up woman went 😏😏 looking at this and got pregnant AYO LAMBI YOURE A BABY YOURSELF #amnesia game #frictional games #amnesia the bunker #shitpost #augustin lambert

[stargazerlillian]

Pain and Panic as they appear in "Hades: Horn of Plenty" (Part 2).

(Source)

#🌠 #Disney #Hercules 1997 #Comic Art #Pain #Panic #Seeing them go on strike is just so satisfying - they honestly deserve to step out sometimes... #... and let their boss do the dirty work for once. See how HE likes it.😏 #LET THEM STAND UP TO THEIR BOSS MORE WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES!!👏👏👏

[raindropsandstardust-blog]

Just got home from seeing Beetlejuice!! IT WAS SO FUCKING COOL

#I was unprepared for the dirty jokes #but they were so funny #‘I make jokes because.. I see myself in you…… later tonight 😏’ #beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice tour #raine rants

[bapydemonprincess]

A Comparison

"So... Wot's it like?" Mey quietly brought up.

Bardroy was sitting cross-legged looking over the newspaper and was not looking up.

"Wot's wot like?" He answered, monotone, unbothered.

"Y'know..... y'knoooow...."

....

Bardroy looked up, not at her but out into space, as his bushy old eyebrows practically flattened over his eyesockets.

He sighed.

"No, I don' know, Mey," He went on, "please, by all means, explain wot the 'ell yer tryin' t'ask."

"Ohhhh," He heard the young woman groan. The same type of frustrated noise she made when she'd make a big mess on accident.

"Y'know exactly wot I mean, you do! Don't try an' deny it now, Bard!"

"Well, there could be a dozen or so things you could be referrin' to, Mey, an' I'm up in arms, knowin' if I get it wrong you'll be even madder, so-"

"YOU AN' LAU, BARD!!!"

Mey had shot up from her seat, making the old wooden chair groan obnoxiously as it was pushed back, while she banged her fists down on the old wooden table out of pure unbridled frustration.

"...."

"...."

Mey, frozen in her table pounding pose, was turning red.

Bardroy slowly tilted his head. Slowly. Verrrry slowly. To look at her from the corner with one very knowing eye.

"Wot about us, Mey,"

His tone had changed to demanding, if subtley.

He wanted her to elaborate now on this.

...

Or else.

"O-Oh, I- I mean-.."

Mey Rin looked ready to shrink to the size of a mouse, straightening up at once and both hands curled in and pressed at her mouth.

"I-I.. I just... w-wondered, is all.. H-How you two... how.."

Bardroy sighed louder, and straightened up himself. Uncrossing his legs, he turned to throw the newspaper onto the table after he'd sloppily folded it back up.

"Mey, fer th'love of christ, do I even look like I can go into details 'bout that sorta thing?! C'MON now!"

And even his face was getting red. Maybe even more than hers!

"O-Ohh, I'm sorry, Bard, I really am!!" Mey cried, and looked down at her hands as she started twiddling her fingers as she carried on rambling.

"You guys have been together for goin' on two months now, you 'ave, so.. s-so I figure that was long enough that you'd be all nice and comfortable with talkin' about those things, you would... Like.. L-Like how me an' Sebastian are, you know?? I mean, I wouldn't go on about it with any old person I'd just met, no I wouldn't, but-"

"'OLD ON NOW, WOT THE 'ELL ARE YOU GOIN' ON ABOUT, NOW??"

Bardroy roared as he interrupted the maid's monologue about... her and Sebastian's own affair for some reason...??? He hadn't the faintest why she'd say such a thing.. even if to one of the servants!!

Mey Rin blinked as if waking from a daze.

Then promptly gave him a look.

"W-What d-do you mean what am I goin' on about, I- I'm talkin' about our courtin' an' the cuddlin' an'-an'... y'know, all the lovey stuff couples do!!!"

She looked so offended that he'd interrupt her explanation and not understand why she was curious about his own current standing with his lover!

Bard just blinked, frustration becoming bewilderment... and then turning into what must be even MORE embarrassment.

Oh christ this girl... THAT'S what she was askin'?? THAT??? N-NOT... WHAT I THOUGHT...

Bardroy once again turned away in his chair, hunched in all the way, and shoved his face into both his hands.

FEELING the BURNING of his RED FACE.

"...Bard...??" Mey asked. Just.. confused now.

"Bardroy, Mey, it's time to end your break n-"

Sebastian took a step into the kitchen, only to get a very peculiar view of Mey Rin standing up, slightly reaching over the table as if hesitantly wanting to touch Bard. And Bard.. was hunched in with his hands covering his face. Which looked all red for some reason...

Had the American been weeping or was he embarrassed??

"Did something... happen here?" The butler cautiously asked.

"U-Um, well.." Mey trailed off as if she wasn't sure...

And Bardroy sighed.

"Nope. Not a thing. Justa... lil' misunderstandin'..."

But the redder and sweatier his face became, the more Sebastian had a feeling it wasn't so little.

#kuroshitsuji #sebastian michaelis #mey rin #bardroy #bard #lau #sebamey #bardlau #my writing #Oh Bard and you thought Mey's mind was dirty~ 😏

[hellcifrogs]

So sorry if this question is too dirty minded 😅

I notice in lots of your drawings characters wear a one piece body stocking thingamajig

What makes it so desirable in design for you? and It looks very comfy but how do they toilet in it?

Do I really do it that much? 😳 lol to be very honest I think it's an easy lazy way to add more info/detail to the look, more space to add color too.

I also really like drawing legs so, when characters wear those, it usually matches with shorts or tight pants. So it's a plus.

#ask ffrogs #if you thought its dirty minded then what did *you* think of those 😏 #abt the toilet......? #🙃

[gallawitchxx]

well folks, the priest!ian brainrot finally got to me. it was only a matter of time & i'm honestly surprised it took this long. probably because our girl @thisdivorce is really doing the most with "change like shifting shadows." if blasphemy is your kink, i urge you to read it immediately.

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day 7: food for kinktober 2022 by @gallavichthings

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The wooden pew is hard against the flared base of the plug in Mickey’s ass.

It feels good. Keeps him present and focused. On the homily, sure, but mainly on the soft, pink lips that curl almost blasphemously around holy words.

The congregation stands, shuffling into the center aisle, and Mickey moves with the crowd, the bulbous toy shifting deliciously inside of him.

The wait feels like an eternity.

Finally, it’s his turn to receive the sacrament.

Mickey opens his mouth, blue eyes never leaving green.

Father Gallagher lays the wafer on his waiting tongue.

“The Body of Christ.”

“Amen.”

#am i once again stretching the limits here by calling a communion wafer 'food'? #who cares! it's kinktober! #this drabble was written specifically for leigh as a love letter to the plug in 'reckoner' & the priest!ian of 'shifting shadows' #i love you i love your work #anyway see y'all in hell 😏 #day 7 #catch up by clicking this tag -> #dirty drabbles #all drabbles all 100 words all experimental #no plans just fun 🖤👻 #shameless #shameless fanfiction #gallavich kinktober 2022 #kinktober 2022 #ian x mickey #bee writes 🐝 ✍🏼