#and do my dishes

[isfjmel-phleg]

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#random personal stuff #had to walk away from tonight's service at my family's church #(I'm not there physically and have to stream in - they won't know) #and I don't normally do that and I don't like doing it #but the guest speaker was advocating a type of parenting that (I have firsthand evidence) does more harm than good #that ultimately destroys the child's spirit #and flies in the face of Ephesians 6:4 #and I just...couldn't do it #God does not treat his children as if they have all the cunning and malice of a hardened sociopath #so why should we #('Did your parents ever tell you you were good?' I got asked this week - and I honestly can't remember) #I am going to read a psalm #and do my dishes #and take a bath and try to think about who God really is as a father

[holdyourcheese]

itsZ. today . today is the day

#need to clean my house first #and do my dishes #then it is The Day

[orcelito]

happy 1300 kudos to discacc, to recognize this occasion i shall be giving you all smth only like 2 of you asked for - an update for my Other fic (that has not been updated for almost 2 years now) instead.

ur welcome

#speculation nation #discacc shit #ladue shit #aka. i finished editing. and i have passed it off to andi #thinking im gonna make some tuna pasta mmmm #and do my dishes #i also need to do laundry. eugh #so like update wont be for another few hours still. but it Will be today. u have my word

[scaredii-cat]

come on, be senshible.

#art #senshi #dungeon meshi #i get to see my beautiful wife in animation tomorrow #HUZZAH #also marcille was 100% the one to make him tie is beard back after getting a piece of it in a dish lol #also also i hate drawing the horns on his helmet. i did not try very hard this time. simply do not look at them.

[teaboot]

did I do the dishes? buy groceries? put laundry away? no. But I live alone and I found a wood burning stylus so this was my last hour and a half

#I've been telling my fish that I'll do the dishes and I've been lying to him #Why cleaning hard #Need a gremlin in my home that will trade shitty sketches for housekeeping tasks

[autisticmabel]

being autistic is being overwhelmed/overstimulated by how messy your place is but not having the spoons to clean

#i stared at the dishes and waved my hands angrily and then didnt do them #actuallyautistic #autism #actually autistic #autistic

[ratmanzhq]

I need to make this as poster, cus my lazy ass won't do shit and need to remember to do shit.

#ninjago #ninjago fanart #ninjago wu #master wu #motivational #wu would beat me with his wack ass stick to do dishes #my art

[leahaart]

#guy who can dish it out but can’t take it #kabru #mithrun #kabumisu #dungeon meshi #my art #kabru dungeon meshi #kabru x mithrun #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmesh #dunmeshi #this is meant to be post canon #mithrun is out and about about hunting and researching monsters and kabru is doing his advisor thing #they’re long distance 🥺

[ex-textura]

so rude they made a man look like this and then i've just gotta be normal about it.

#you want me to do dishes while there's a man looking like this right now? #just gotta live my life? #are you kidding me #wanna gnaw my fucking arm off #goddamn #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #my screenshots

[orpheisms]

this came to me in a vision while stealing the hanged man’s boots

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #harrykim #disco elysium fanart #he was so funny for this #he engaged in some light cannibalism and his ass did NOT do the dishes #my art

[skitscratched]

Tumblr I'm curious and need you to help me out. Please reblog so I can get a larger sample size.

#tumblr polls #polls #washing #cleaning #doing dishes #look people #i was doing the dishes and i remembered not everyone lets their dishes soak before washing #and then i wondered if not everyone fully cleaned their pots and pans after every use #suddenly i desperately need to know #despite not making posts much #this is the #first poll #i ever made #if this works out i might need to make polls of my random questions more often

[specialgrades]

Not really a request but what are your headcanons on the JJK men's dick sizes?

OHOHO cracks knuckles i can do that. going full in like nanami should be in me rn dick-scriptions time

characters: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, toji fushiguro, sukuna, choso, atsuya kusakabe

GOJO SATORU : a bit above average, a good 6.5 ~ 7in. slight curve upwards. a good 2.5 ~ 3.5in thick. pretty pink flush on the tip, shaft a few shades darker than his skin tone. cut. carpets match the drapes of course, he keeps it trimmed. fun trail tell me i'm wrong (i'm not). super sensitive vein on the underside. sensitive thighs too. grower.

GETO SUGURU : honestly, average cock size. he rounds up to five inches but we all know it's 4 3/4. two inches thick. like gojo, a nice pink flush and a few shades darker. no curve. for sure has a piercing, prince albert probably; silver jewelry. uncut. not a jungle, mildly maintained. sensitive head, especially with the piercing. shower.

NANAMi KENTO : nothing overwhelming, though still impressive. 7.5in long, 3in thick. cut, duel toned because of it. top half is more pink than the rest. short trim. curve to the left. right under the head is the key, he'll bite back a really embarrassing noise if you focus there. grower.

TOJi FUSHiGURO : i pray for y'all toji simps for real, cause fuck. 8.5in easy. 4 inches thick minimum. man built like a tripod. uncut, darker with red undertones. upwards curve. jacob's ladder. three of 'em. this man doesn't shower i'm so sorry. two prominent veins when you pull back the foreskin, sensitive but he'll never show it. shower.

SUKUNA : i pray for y'all as well. find a pringles can. it's bigger. ten inches long, four inches thick. curves upwards and a tad to the right. cut, pale so it gets a nice flush. his tattoos make an appearance, wrapping around the shaft a few times. grower thank god.

CHOSO : average length, 5.5in but thick. four inches. curve to the right, uncut. darker than his skin tone by around four shades. not super trimmed, a delicious fun trail leading to a mild bush. mildly sensitive head, though go for his navel and you'll get a lovely show of him getting all breathy and twitching. shower.

ATSUYA KUSAKABE : i've only just met this man but i want him. carnally. so... six inches in length and 2.5 in width. cut, duel toned though you can't really tell until he's flushed and the top half goes a pretty dark pink. like choso, tasteful amount of hair with the fun trail. one prominent vein that's sensitive, under the head too. grower.

#💌 ; asks. #gonna tag. all of them. hello *dies* #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x male reader #gojo satoru x male reader #geto suguru x male reader #nanami kento x male reader #toji fushiguro x male reader #sukuna x male reader #choso x male reader #atsuya kusakabe x male reader #tagging m!reader even tho it's not specific cutely #i wrote this instead of doing the dishes like my dad reminded me a good five times #me holding up a ruler while writing this: jesus christ. fuck. #i was gonna add mahito but that man can just change it at will and lies too. has never told the truth in his life #✏️ ; works.

[ventique18]

Anyway here's the initial sketch of Farmer MalleYuu that inspired me to start developing a farming game. 🥔🥕🐮🐥 They just make me so happy tbh

It's my last semester in uni I'm trying to hold onto my remaining sanity

#I'm a full time employee who studies for uni during the evenings #I'm in my last semester of school #I do the dishes I do the laundry I do the cooking #God knows I'm TIRED #but I'm damn proud of myself for finding time to enjoy my little life #god damn it I'm tired #but twst makes me so happy #so I make a million love letters for it in the form of different media #i will write fanfics for malleus #i will make comics for malleus #i will illustrate for malleus #i will make games for malleus #he is my muse #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

[gaycrittercentral]

BEHOLD!! I made an entry to Skunkape's 2023 Holiday Contest! :'Dc I worked so fuckin hard on it hhhrhrhrhgdhsjglshgjdjfh and let me tell you, I do not at all hope to win but I do hope it makes Steve snicker. Just the thought that he'll be seeing it is wild. Hope it makes y'all snicker too ehehehe!!

#piscatological: having to do with the science or study of fishing #and yeah I did look up a complicated word on purpose hehe >:3 I think that’s what Sam does in his spare time anyway #fun fact I was gonna give Sam a blue coat but then I realized that he bore a striking and unnerving resemblance to one Sans Undertale #so that had to get scrapped lmaooooo #but I really like how it turned out anyway heheheheeeee #I really liked making Sam dream of terrible fish dishes jdklgjdlsghdsf (terrible by the definition of a list I found somewhere lmao) #all I know about surströmming is that is is so smelly you have to open it outdoors in a bucket of water apparently #terrible. they’d love it though sskskshgfjfhdjdgs #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #my art #skunkape holiday contest

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

self-love is me resisting the urge to eat the leftovers I have in the fridge as a bedtime snack, out of compassion and adoration for future-me, who deserves to wake up in the morning and eat something delicious without having to cook it first

#self-love is also current-me cooking eggs and toast as a midnight snack instead #it's delicious and i am not so hungry and rushed that i mind taking the time to cook something yummy #and as a second act of self-care i am even doing the dishes instead of leaving them to soak overnight! i'm being so kind to my future self! #... actually no I'm gonna leave the frying pan to soak. future-me can deal with that they're the one getting delicious leftovers #food mention

[hypewinter]

Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #a ghost raising an alien? #what could go wrong? #clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of #that's what could go wrong #he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis #what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors? #at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on #danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture #probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time #the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose #clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself #rip to her i guess #also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly #this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara #despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice #purely because she thought clones were abominations #i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well #i might be the chance i want to see about that soon #anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now #hyper prompts