#and i was like could be a roach

[stevethehairington]

THERE WAS ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH A N O T H E R F U C K I N G M O T H ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS I CANT DOOO THISSSS

#my ass got smart this time and got the fuckin RAID #i totally forgot i had it #but i killed this bitch ass moth dead in like 3 minutes with that raid #raid my beloved #BUT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ONE COME FROM #i hate it bc i literally had an awful feeling when i walked into my kitchen tonight #i was like ooh its around the same time this happened last night i dont feel good about this #and i went to my fridge to get something #and i saw something on top of my fridge like hidden between a basket and a bag of trash bags #and i was like fuck i dont remember that being there #and i was like could be a roach #and then i lightly moved the basket and it fucking FLEW AT ME #AND I WAS LIKE NOPE NOT A FUCKIN ROACH THATS A MOTH #so i tied my hair up put on some shoes and a coat for protection lol put on my yellow rubber gloves grabbed my swiffer wet jet and the raid #sprayed that fucker and it went NUTS it was SO PISSED but i didnt care i sprayed it again and it flew towards the rest of my apartment #and i was like NOT TODAY BITCH and sprayed it til it went down. then i stepped on it (w a shoe ofc) for good measure #then took the trash out bc fuck if im letting it sit in my apartment dead or not im not gonna wait for the day zombie moths become a thing #then i scrubbed the floor #needless to say im fucking SCARRED #i cannot go into my kitchen without walking slowly and looking everywhere for bugs i hate it i hate it i hate it

[galoogamelady]

I've been watching Cam play the Cyberpunk DLC as this corpo V

#you know he LOVED swearing into the secret service #he's like if only papa could see me now I made it I work for the government #wipes roaches off of dirty mattress on the ground THIS IS WHERE MADAM PRESIDENT AND I WILL MAKE LIL PRESIDENTS #I think it was a good idea to go with this V for the DLC #why would a streetkid give a shit about the president of the NUSA #or a Nomad #personal #galoodle #meme #Cyberpunk 2077 #V #corpo #his other V-s are all very cool and this guy is just... this

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Recently extinct species make me sad for all the usual and normal reasons (loss of life, biodiversity and unique life forms that experienced the world wholly uniquely and acted in it like no other, to name three), but a big thing that also makes me so sad is the forgetting that comes right after. Many endangered species are greatly ignored to begin with whilst alive of course, which is awful, but the way that extinction also causes us to forget. A species could’ve been so abundant a hundred years ago, people would’ve used a fish species or a tasty plant for food, or parents would’ve warned their children to not put a poisonous toadstool or insect in their mouth, a diver would exclaim, “Aha!” after emerging from the shallows holding an especially big bivalve, or someone making a species diary would sketch out a local bird or fasten a single flower to the page. But.. then the species goes extinct. It doesn’t exist anymore. None of these events, these actions happen anymore. Not with these species. The people who had these experiences dwindle out and they may not even realise that their experiences were among the last of their kind. And we forget.

#i was thinking about the new zealand greyling which was once abundant #the maori people used to fish it and use it for food #for generations upon generations this fish species was their normal #but now it is just gone #could they have guessed that this will happen? that their everyday food item would go extinct one day #i was also thinking about the atlantic sturgeon and how it went regionally extinct in the baltic #the old northern europe people knew sturgeons. heck we had them less than a hundred years ago still #it was a native fish just like any other. just like salmon and trout #now? no one talks about them #they are forgotten #we dont learn about them alongside the perch and the pike and the roach and the trout #they are a mystery of a time gone by here #and it makes me so sad… how quickly we forget. we shouldnt

[spielzeugkaiser]

[MASTERPOST]

Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"

#the witcher netflix #geraskier lovechild #eskel #soft eskel #geraskier #(no jeskel I am sorry but honestly I can see it at times) #omegaverse #listen retrospectively Eskel will slap his face (repeatedly) because it is at times pretty obvious (but only if you know!!) #did Milek accidentally call Eskel 'daddy' a few times? ofc he did. (how should Eskel know that he didn't just mixed it up in excitement.) #'oh he clearly meant his omega father' WELL #Roach should have been an indicator! but it's either that that name is in one of jaskiers songs (probable) and jaskier is like #'oh yeah he likes that one bard song about the horse - I swear he loves horses' #(that isn't even a lie and it's very Jaskier to compose an ode for Roach) #or he just goes 'We heard stories about a witcher crossing our town-' #and now wolf themed kids book. it's- #oh well #a lot of things are obvious when you look back to them #and I think Eskel could have made the connection! if Jaskier still had a lute. he would have gone at least once '... geralts omega bard??' #(who Geralt didn't really talk about but who they always could still smell traces of on him - bad thing that scents change after pregnancy) #but no lute?? connection not made. #that's the one jaskier thing Eskel knows of. always has a lute. #and retrospectively he can see that Milek and Geralt really look alike - it's at this age more obvious than later - because that is the age #that Eskel remembers. In which he still has a mental picture of what Geralt looked like? but it's been SO LONG #over a century #and Eskel was a traumatized child too. Things are. Very muddy. #the only ones who have a chance to recognize Milek are Visenna and Vesemir and that's it.

[natelia-aldelliz]

some quick ghost!Roach, don't look at the anatomy too much I'm fighting art block

#cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #ghostsoap #soapghost #soaproach #ghostroach #ghostsoaproach #accidental necromancer soap and ghost roach au #ghost is barely fazed at this point like ok johnny should definitely see a therapist but honestly? that just makes him hotter #and soap is like 'everyone thinks i'm insane 😭' #and roach is like 'i hate to break it to you but i don't think sane people see ghosts' #soap : 'wait do you think i could have just imagined all that - imagined you?' #roach : 'how tho you never knew me alive' #soap : 'i'll have you know i have an awesome imagination and btw that's exactly what someone i've imagined would say'

[slasherfantasy]

A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.

Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.

He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.

*40lbs = 18kg

#Inspired by me struggling to lift my dog when she got jealous of me picking up and cuddling the cat #I could have used a big buff hot man to lift her for me 😔 #This could be a very dark or a very cute fic #I love both options #Can you tell I was thinking of Soap/Gaz specifically when I wrote this? #Free prompt #I don't have time to write anymore so you're welcome to take it if you like it #cod #cod mw2 #cod mwii #141 x reader #ghost x reader #soap x reader #gaz x reader #price x reader #roach x reader

[liamthemailman]

RoachAce is cute

I didnt know Roach was 6'4... big fuckin cutie

Also it's Soap's turn to yell at me

#also i forgot to tag the poll properly #thats why there was like 9 votes #whoops #oh well could have been worse yknow #mailman rants #fanart #art #cod #call of duty oc #cod oc #call of duty #oc: LT Ace #call of duty fanart #cod fanart #cod mw2 fanart #mw2 fanart #roach #gary roach sanderson #roach cod #soap cod #RoachAce

[carmillas-girlfriend]

[Source for this wonderful picture of our favorite fisherman here.]

Calling in two experts for this one: @thefandomeffect-noah and whoever is behind @ask-uncle-fang

And also me, I'll share my expert Fang opinion in the tags as well.

#fang #fang ofmd #ofmd poll #ofmd polls #so heres the rub: Fang is another wonderful and beloved character in OFMD #and Im definitely a multishipper #and OFMD is one of those tv shows that not only is prime real estate for multishipping but also seems to ask the audience to multiship #due to the multiple polycules yknow #like jim/olu/archie/zheng is a canon polycule #we got lucius/pete/fang as a canon polycule with intended lucius/pete/fang/roach polycule #jackie and her 20 husbands #if we got a s3 we maybe could have gotten more [another robbery] #HOWEVER while i DO ship #fang with lucius #fang with roach #fang with ivan #and even fang with ed #i am a fangizzy girlie [gn] and will be a fangizzy girlie [gn] to the day i die #anyway i will be publishing my fang/ivan/izzy/ed fic very soon! #im so excited for you guys to meet my favorite closed quad!!!!!! that i made up in my fucking mind palace

[natjennie]

WAHHHHHH the fact that rhys is out here talking about getting strong from filming ofmd is making me CRAZY because like. he knows. he knows what happens in season 2. because he's doing it. imagine just walking around living your life being able to fucking quote a line from an episode of season 2. because you just said it into a microphone and there were cameras and you were dressed up as your funky little guy. he's literally out here lifting things and rowing and idk getting in sword fights and kissing taika or w/e the fuck and he just knows about it! but can't tell us!!! he just gets to know! because he's the one doing it! imagine!!! imagine doing a scene and then going home and getting in bed like. they're gonna go fucking crazy for that one I know it. they're gonna love that. can you handle the fact that season 2 is actually happening!?!??!?! like rhys just gets to be there!!! he's THE GUY! he's the ofmd man. he's there for like. most of it. he just gets to flounce around and be silly with the rest of the crew and hold his cool sword and put on his fun pirate costumes and make it happen in real time. and just live with that. while we're here hanging on his every word and muscle flex. he gets to say his magic words into the video box and know that that's what's happening in the story and live with the fact that in a handful of months we're gonna see it and go feral over it. WHAT THE FUCK.

#sorry im insane #it truly refuses to sink in. the fact that season 2 is real #and like. happening. currently #i refuse to believe that its a real thing being created as i type this #idk what time it is in aotearoa they could be filming right now for all i know #like samba schutte might BE ROACH right now. and i just have to live with that? #ofmd

[sanasanakun]

As someone who’s played all the COD games and loved the series despite its super obvious flaws, I really am curious how Activision will take the phenomenon around Ghost. Obviously, Ghost has always been popular amongst the COD fandom, but he’s reached a new massive, outside appeal. Specifically, his relationship with Soap is a very big part of that appeal. They’ve been shipped together for fucking years, but not to this extent. I guess what I’m wondering is like …would Activision actually do it? Would they make them boyfriends? Or at least like pine for each other?

I really struggle with knowing because on one hand I could see them doing it even if it’s still niche. On the other, they absolutely would never do that because it would alienate their dude bro fanbase. But like … I don’t fucking know lmao because it’s super plausible that Ghost and Soap could like each other romantically.

Like their interactions indicate a closeness that both don’t share with anyone else. And yeah sure, they could just be besties (which they currently canonically kind of are), or they could just be brothers in arms (which they also are). But there definitely is room for something there that reads as distinctively “not straight” if that makes sense? And I’m a fucking diehard GhostRoach shipper from like a billion years ago when the OG mw2 came out, so if I’m saying this then maybe it really is possible lmao

But really the truth probably just is I’m gay and I want to see myself in my silly little military men in my silly little military game because I’ve loved those little military men so much since I was like 10 😭

#y’all are sleeping on ghost and roach though fr #they are the true brothers in arms 🫡🇺🇸🥲 #jk jk I really like ghost and soap too lol #I’m not a huge shopper tbh but I am really wondering about how Activision could take this #this is kind of a rant/venting my thoughts low key #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #soapghost #activision #cod mwii #mwii #mw2 #call of duty #cod

[ladycibia]

went down a huge rabbit hole of attempting to consume every single piece of witcher art you've ever created. i hope I've managed to absorb them all into my eye holes. I didn't want to blow up your notifs with spam likes... but just know I adore everything you've ever made ahaha.

chibi geralt is my life blood, and the way regular jaskier interacts w him... genuinely has me kicking my feet ùwú I kinda want to write a fic with their dynamic (my wip pile is glaring at me for just thinking it haha)

Sorry it took me so long to reply. I just wanted to let you know how much joy your message brought me - and still brings me! Seriously: I’m so flattered. I’m extremely happy you enjoyed my silly artworks and deliberately decided to go through all of them, they’re quite a lot! I really don’t know what to say. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

#you know sometimes I feel so unsure of myself because I'm aware of my own limits and I'm like 'am I even allowed to post this? #but then I get messages like yours. Thank you <333 #geralt of rivia #jaskier #geralt and jaskier #jaskier dandelion #roach the horse #the witcher fanart #the witcher #chibi jaskier #chibi witchers saga #cibiart #mine:witcher #I wish I could say more but I can't find the words!!

[tikhagurur]

I wanna see helaegon having an argument in high valyrian

#like could you imagine #the angst🤌🤌🤌 #i decided i won't post anything helaegon related here again #but here am i again🤡 #they're so dear to me #helaegon #helaena targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #bug queen x roach king

[lokiiied]

in my wildest dreams orlando bloom makes a guest appearance in ofmd as will turner in all his flaunting bisexual pirate fucker glory

#please david make it happen 4 me 🙏 #ofmd #will turner #orlando bloom #our flag means death #potc #pirates of the caribbean #idk i feel like him and roach would hook up #he’d join the revenge for supper and ofc it’s soup and he’d say like ‘this is some mighty fine soup’ #and you know roach would blush and say like ‘it’s just a recipe i’ve been toying with’ #they’d just share a glance #later on will would corner him and be like ‘just wanted to give my *proper* compliments to chef for dinner tonight’ #and roach is like ‘i was just about to start on dessert actually…perhaps you could help’ #‘perhaps i could’

[spielzeugkaiser]

Hi! So.... How is Zombie!Aiden doing nowadays? (As you can tell, I've found your necromancer au, and I'm hooked)

A continuation of this from my necromancer!au. With the skeleton guys in the beginning (something that this Jaskier doesn't remember) it was more lighthearted. And it isn't the first time that corpses start to get reanimated it Jaskiers proximity too, but this time he pulled Aiden out of the afterlife and well- this is more of a warm bodies scenario and he is under Jaskiers thrall, if Jaskier likes it or not. lambert is so not going to be amused

#jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #the witcher #necromancer!jaskier #witcher aiden #Aiden will have to relearn how to live #Geralt is concerned and distrustful because he gotta protect #(it's not needed Jaskier could kill him again with a snap - although he is not aware of it) #the baby-bard can do more than before but has not even an ounce of the practice and control he had in the past #geralt is kind of aware of this #people who are technically zombie in this au: Jaskier Ciri Aiden and Roach! (Geralt has had her for fourty years yet) #Aiden is the only one who was dead for a while tho and it's not like Ciri or Jaskier #he starts out as more like a puppet #lambert is gonna he appalled and furious #thank you for the ask!! i had nearly forgotten about zombie aiden 🙈 #animal death

[northern-passage]

Lea :-)

#forcing myself to post this so i stop messing with it lmfao #after the roach one i wanted to try something less stylized #still kinda stylized. failed step 1 #hrm cant decide if i actually like this but it was fun #i love drawing my little guys facing 3/4ths to the right on a white background #tho i do wish i could draw my own characters consistently.. would be nice for them to be recognizable </3 #but i am proud of my art progress this past year... i usually do a portrait of my hawke every year to see the difference #but i havent done that since 2020 i think... #lea chen #tnp art

[tsururoach]

The thing about Ryomina (mlm or mlf) is that I hesitate to say I "ship" it because I don't really consider them solely in the 'romantic' side of things.

Like, to me their whole deal is more on the conceptual scale of things. They exist on many planes, they can be romantic, they can be platonic, they can be the same person, but there is still emotions there regardless of what you do.

Death delivers all, death is all encompassing, death lived inside of them until one day, it leaves. Something that was in them for 10 years leaves him. It should've felt empty, like something wrong. And yet that thing, that concept, that person was no longer stagnant. It saw the world from you, and it grows. It becomes a person, it becomes human. (You also, learn to become human)

It starts off someone who knew only that single point of view, to someone who was able to change. Change themself- and change you- no longer restricted by that tie to you. And yet, the bond you have was strong enough that he was still led back to you.

I think the 'love' that would hypothetically exist between the two of them would be the 'love' someone could have for a concept. An Abstraction and mixed with simple human affection. The love of the life that lived next to the protag. The protag to me would love Ryoji, the way one would love life.

Funny how that is: Loving death like life.

V ADDING A DISCUSSION ON HAMUGIS AND RYOMINA SECTION HERE V

I consider Hamugis more generally romantic than Ryomina but thats also because they also have less fuckassery. But i still also do consider them in that nebulous relationship status area.

Don't get me wrong. I love love love hamugis. Actually let me add a sidetwt doodle here while I can.

Okay heres the thing about my preferences in Persona 3 ships. I'm actually okay with most of them tbh. Like generally I usually don't get other people's interpretations of certain ships, but i still on some level kind of like. Get it.

The only one is like. Junpei and anyone who isn't Chidori; or at the very least with anyone who redacts chidori entirely. I like jundori okay. I like Junpei. Junpei's #1 defender.

But I do on a level instinctively prefer the mlm ver of ryomina over mlf, and the flf ver of hamugis over mlm. (I do actually overall prefer aigis x protag over ryomina in general in the normal terms of 'ship' but we already talked about that)

Now I'm well aware technically I could make the protaganist's character whatever but we've come far enough that a lot of "insert" protagonists already have a general kind of personality okay. I do sometimes err away from canon portrayals, yeah but hey.

Anyways I feel like... Hamuko and Aigis form a stronger bond together. It's not just the difficulty of the love itself that changes things. It's the approach. Hamuko is generally portrayed as more headstrong and more outwardly optimistic, which, yeah.

I feel like... While Aigis benefits from someone reaching out to her, inversely, Ryoji benefits from reaching out to someone?

And then when Aigis is forced to reach out...

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is I feel like the bond overall has more meaning. Like I did say Aigis' relationship with the protagonist is also still in that conceptual air, I'm kind of rehashing what I said before. Aigis is coming to terms with her own humanity .

I lost the plot of this psot.

#ryomina #kind of #persona 3 #not my art #roach rambles #scuttles away #“What about aigis” i support aigis in every way conceivable. she could tell me the sky turns green and i'd pollute the environment. (JOKE) #However #the reason i kind of agree with the hamuko x aigis n ryoji x minato is because the general canon #like personality wise I feel like the natural development of those two are the most compelling #while I'm generally neutral to both versions of the ship #like aigis and minato is always wonderful and cute #and ryoji n hamuko is always silly and fun and still deeply tragic #i like the general interpretations i have of the protaganists and the impact that would have on those respective characters #actually fuck ryomina im adding hamgus to the post #*adds a read more again* #Hamugis