#needless to say im fucking SCARRED

[stevethehairington]

THERE WAS ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH A N O T H E R F U C K I N G M O T H ANOTHER FUCKING MOTH I CANT DO THIS I CANT DO THIS I CANT DOOO THISSSS

#my ass got smart this time and got the fuckin RAID #i totally forgot i had it #but i killed this bitch ass moth dead in like 3 minutes with that raid #raid my beloved #BUT WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS ONE COME FROM #i hate it bc i literally had an awful feeling when i walked into my kitchen tonight #i was like ooh its around the same time this happened last night i dont feel good about this #and i went to my fridge to get something #and i saw something on top of my fridge like hidden between a basket and a bag of trash bags #and i was like fuck i dont remember that being there #and i was like could be a roach #and then i lightly moved the basket and it fucking FLEW AT ME #AND I WAS LIKE NOPE NOT A FUCKIN ROACH THATS A MOTH #so i tied my hair up put on some shoes and a coat for protection lol put on my yellow rubber gloves grabbed my swiffer wet jet and the raid #sprayed that fucker and it went NUTS it was SO PISSED but i didnt care i sprayed it again and it flew towards the rest of my apartment #and i was like NOT TODAY BITCH and sprayed it til it went down. then i stepped on it (w a shoe ofc) for good measure #then took the trash out bc fuck if im letting it sit in my apartment dead or not im not gonna wait for the day zombie moths become a thing #then i scrubbed the floor #needless to say im fucking SCARRED #i cannot go into my kitchen without walking slowly and looking everywhere for bugs i hate it i hate it i hate it

[thatdeadaquarius]

Harry Potter/Genshin Impact Crossover Fun🎉

for @kiraisastay my beta reader for the big fat Eldritch AU awhile back! :)

“…a genshin/Harry Potter crossover where reader (still fem) comes from genshin (so she has a vision) and tries to fit in at Hogwarts (would love for it to be set around the Goblet Of Fire so the hp characters in that age start maturing and actually understand what happens around them and aren't little kids , plus, y'know, YULE BALL), would also like for the reader to have a more stoic/emotionless personality with tragic past (so like having scars y'knowww) cuz it makes character building a lot more juicy ahah, but you can write it however you want tho!! (this can be funnier to write if you're feeling a lot creative)”

UGH sorry i took forever! im rlly bad at estimating time...

I hope this is a fun read at least, and thanks for much for taking on that eldritch monster fic awhile back lol

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Orbit: Long Headcanon/fic-thing (~2k words) - Harry Potter x Genshin Impact Crossover (4th Year)

Sun: Feminine Reader (she/her), Slytherin Reader, Reader is 15-16 year old.

Stars: Harry, Ron, Hermione, McGonagall, Dumbledore, Snape, Viktor Krum, mentions of others.

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Reader has rough past, & Trigger Warnings: vague mentions of scars, Reader has bad relationship with parents.

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You’re so fucking happy your Cryo Vision came with you.

You knew you were in a different country, one you definitely had never been to before, but you couldn’t figure out for the life of you where it was at first

Your first guess was Fontaine, but the robes and strange overuse of catalyst weapons (actually, only catalyst weapons??) began to convince you otherwise real quick,

Fontaine was just the closest country you could compare it to

yeah so obviously by the time u realized you shouldn't be waving a sword around, it was too late lmao, u scared the shit out of the potions shopkeeper and had to make a hasty exit

bc for some reason any other weapon than a catalyst is shamed here?? which makes no sense to you, as it seems like their “magic” here could just as easily be channeled into different weapons/items??

u guess not having monsters to randomly fight everytime u just wanna take a walk outside makes for a pretty peaceful world, and specifically this country ”England” or the “United Kingdom”

u had taken a week or so to re-orient yourself to this new world, how only a certain society knew about their magic, how there were no gods here, at least not any u could easily interact with, and that most people your age would be in school still???

while u could choose to pursue higher education or specialize in Sumeru’s Akademiya, basic schooling was still provided in every country in Teyvat up until about 15 years old

but at this point u were willing to do what it took to blend into this world, and u didnt want anyone to be asking how old u were/why u werent in school when you wandered around, so u went to Hogwarts

It also proved to be a good way to acquaint urself with the world/its magic and give u a place to better excuse any social or magical mistakes

But needless to say, u struggled, u had to constantly find some workaround for “magic” from the wands/catalysts in classes

and luckily they took u being a transfer student pretty smoothly, as u were just in time for the “Triwizard Tournament” to be announced and other schools were coming to participate, u easily got accepted in

and the only one who batted an eye at it was the weird old Headmaster, who u already suspected knew more abt u than he was letting on (Dumbledore seemed to have eyes everywhere the more u learned, which made u more suspicious of him too)

you'd been sorted into Slytherin, along with the Russian magical students, (Durmstrang?)

of which you had absolutely no frame of reference for how bad that was, other than being accused of literally being from the Abyss 💀

while the rest of the student body treated u with the basic contempt u learned all Slytherins just seemed to kind of get all the time, ur own house was a little more confusing when it came to you

some were curious abt all the scars, the strange glowing snowflake gem that u concealed on ur hip, what ur country was like and what the magic school over there was like (thank fuck for ur poker face and insane lying skills that made it believable)

(there was absolutely a rumor abt u pulling a sword on Filch at some point, u neither denied nor supported it)

the other half of the slytherins were all uptight about u possibly being a “Muggleborn” and sneered at u every chance they got (some weird blond kid a year or 2 below you??)

or they outright ignored u

tbh u didn't really get much genuine favor between Slytherins just being Slytherins and ur own reputation/cold disposition until Professor Snape saw how good u were at potions a month into this insanity

(it was just basic alchemy? nearly everyone, especially Vision-users, knew how to do it back home? why was it so special here?? u had this kind of question a lot in this world over most things, like the “muggles dont know abt magic” thing, it seem like more trouble than its worth.)

U both got along in the same way a cold-demeanor father bonds with his carbon copy cold-demeanor daughter lol

in which he invited u for tea sometimes out of polite extra teaching for “ur future plans of being a potion master, like myself”

which okay?? u were better than most ur age at potions bc of alchemy (which u learned is taught at higher levels of potion mastery) and its not like you've figured out how to get back to ur world anytime soon

so u just roll with that being ur “future career” for now, it makes the old emo professor happy so u figure why not

And its the first scrap of favor you’ve found here so it works

Tho u did complain at Snape for picking on Gryffindors, saying “ur rlly not helping that Slytherin reputation for tall dark and evil here”

He proceeded to make u clean and reorganize his potion stores for that lol

(Tho he did start to lighten up the more u picked on him abt it, the poor kid with huge round glasses followed you with his huge green eyes for weeks, he seems to be the only one who's really realized ur the one convincing Snape to mellow out)

U begin researching information (thanks to Snape) in the forbidden part of the library abt different worlds/time travel, anything thatd put u close to possibly getting back home

Or, to be honest, a portal would be better, bc youd like to come back here sometimes,

Its not like u have family back home (not any who you'd want to visit), mostly just a few good friends who'd be worried abt u (Childe misses his sparring partner for sure)

Which then leads u to noticing that boy with the black hair and big round glasses (was it smth like,,, harold sculptor? Atp that seems like a feasible name to you bc in this world parents rlly were cruel abt naming their kid “feathery” or smth wild)

Harold and two others, one with fluffy long hair, and the other a redhead,

Were attempting to “spy” on u from behind bookshelves or at tables seated near the forbidden section

U saw them learn the times u came there and how they made sure to match them (tho it seems the redhead got bored easily and begged to eat instead)

You'd actually managed to make friends with some Durmstrang friends in the meantime too

And by that u mean Viktor Krum mostly

Ppl were constantly obsessed with him and he'd managed to escape up the astronomy tower to get some peace and quiet,

Only to run into u reading away, and he'd heard abt ur reputation, and wanted to befriend u

U two got along rlly well, lots of peaceful silences, and chill convos, esp since u guys had some stuff in common

Mostly how ur both foreign to Hogwarts/this country and adjusting still

Anyway that is to say, Viktor teased u abt the ducklings following u around everywhere thinking they were sneaky

And this was a routine u got used to, until it was time for the tournament

You hadnt bothered to put ur name in, u didnt feel like risking ur life for no reason afterall

So needless to say u were pissed when rumors went around abt u putting Harol- Harry's name in the goblet

(u finally learned his name, apparently he's famous for not dying? As a baby?? A powerful tyrant evil wizard wanted to kill him as a baby??? Just,, why)

Not only that but then he was obligated to be in the tournament???

U knew there was smth insane abt this school, bringing back this crazy tournament in the first place, somehow getting Harry's name in the goblet,

but u didn't think they were batshit crazy.

(Dumbledore is not helping his case in your eyes, esp as u suspect he’s got Snape involved in his BS too somehow…)

So needless to say you were going to fix this mess since these seasoned “wizard adults” weren't 😒

You snuck into the Great Hall using a high level alchemy invisibility amulet, and used ur Cryo vision to extinguish the Goblet of Fire 💀

It reset the game, and luckily they were able to resubmit the champions to the Triwizard Tournament and hide away the Goblet before it got tampered with again

Lol u got Harry out of it, and it wasnt until later in the library that u get cornered by the Gryffindor fourth year himself

He admits to seeing u under his invisibilty cloak that night and thanks you for getting him out of that hell, poor kid looks so grateful 😭

But regardless of that, he insists u tell him abt the ice spell u used, how u used it wandless, with no incantation, etc.

You just gave him a small smile (his big green eyes look even more shocked behind the glasses, what, was that old professor right? do u rlly not smile that much?) and tell him he owes u one

He agrees and u go on ur way to the forbidden section

(U dont explain the ice, afterall, who would believe him? You werent even that much older, and only “master wizards” could do what u did)

After that, Harry starts to follow u around a lot more,

much to the annoyance of his redhead friend (Rodrick? Rocky? smth with a R-) and the absolute admiration of the younger girl with big hair

the champions start the first trial, and u help Viktor out with a plan to defeat the dragon and get the egg in one piece (u had lots of experience with monsters after all, and Viktor and Snape, who couldn't keep his big nose out of your business, were simultaneously disturbed and yet not surprised by this information)

it works flawlessly, and that's when you notice the new DA teacher acting suspicious

as the champions gear up for the 2nd trial, u help Viktor try to figure out the egg’s secrets,

Both Harry and Hermione have taken to interrupting ur library research time (u finally learned her name, but not the redhead, he seemed a bit rude tbh so u don't care to know)

after brainstorming (well more like talking at the brick wall that was Snape) with the old potions professor over tea gossip time again, u finally figure out how to get the egg open without screaming, and tell Viktor

Who thanks u by taking u to the Yule Ball, but u only manage the first dance before u get absorbed in the food and the cool decor, and u also convince him to gossip with u in the corner too

(u do appreciate having a reason to dress up at least, as you attempt to imitate the Tsaritsa herself with this dress)

U notice further on into the night that Hermione ran out looking upset, and ur “girl’s girl” instinct kicks in, (regardless of ur neutrality for her, u lie to urself) and follow her outside to comfort her

u talk, and tho ur cold demanour did intimidate her a little, after she realized u were genuinely trying to help her, she took u up on the offer, and asked if u two could be friends since she’s “surrounded by stupid Gryffindor boys all the time”

u agreed amused, and convinced her to join Viktor and u in ur gossip session, which Harry (after humiliating himself on the dance floor), joined in later as well

(You may or may not have iced the floor secretly under the redhead’s and the equally annoying prissy Slytherin blonde’s feet, sending them sprawling on top of each other, so neither would come bother u four)

Over the next week you hear from Hermione’s researching/studying sessions with you that Ron did apologize to her, of which u advised her to get revenge on him anyway lmao

Harry at one point came groaning and complaining to you abt Cedric bothering him abt the egg problem, and u went ahead and gave it to him

Finally the next task was here, something abt rescuing smth underwater that mattered to each of the champions

u were immediately on ur guard when Dumbledore called u and 3 other seemingly random ppl to ur office (but u began to connect the dots after realizing one of them was the little sister of the Fontai- French Champion)

only to deflect the spell that would've knocked u out, and instead pretend to be knocked out

u obv kept ur Vision on u at all times, as always, and realized what was happening as the teachers levitated u all out to the lake

Snape snapped about being the one in charge of you, (and lowkey told u he knew u were awake, did he sound a little,, proud?? no, not Snape surely of all ppl)

Viktor did end up fishing you out, which he said u “looked like a very unhappy drenched old tom cat” while swimming to shore, (u awkwardly pat him on the back for thinking ur the best part of Hogwarts, and then smacked him for getting u kidnapped to go into a freezing lake)

and u also ended up helping Viktor rescue the other girl left behind, and froze some of the mermaids’ tails in the water for their trouble

Fleur was so grateful that she came to hunt you (and Viktor too at the time) for helping her and her sister that she came to thank u two again while at the library

which then led to her sometimes hanging around ur table at the library (everyone avoids it like the plague initially bc of you, but now youve got a gaggle of wizards rotating out all the time, like the younger years Harry/Hermione/Ron, Viktor, and now Fleur)

by the time the third trial rolls around, youve taken to bullying the prissy blonde brat a year below you to keep him from not only bothering Harry and Hermione, but also ur own peace and quiet

The other Slytherins are beginning to warm up to you, or at least not actively ignore you, since you’ve been hanging around Viktor Krum, along with gaining favor from Snape more obviously (he’d plopped a singular towel in ur lap after getting out of the lake, and u might as well have “Snape’s Favorite” written across ur forehead for all that means)

(also some of them may or may not find u roasting the annoying blonde bully kid amusing too)

it isn't until u see the creepy retired Aura (or whatever they call their knights) DA professor milling about the castle more, nearer the Gryffindor tower, that you begin to warn Harry to spread the word among his little lion club to not travel alone, esp in the evenings

(u don't like how his weird rolling blue eye looks thru you, it reminds u of Dumbledore)

by the time the third trial is finally announced, you have ur sights set on that weird old man, and end up following him to his classroom at one point,

in which he cracks open a rattling trunk, tosses some food in, and seems to have definitely stolen what you assume to be the Triwizard trophy

he casts a spell on it, and you put on that same invisibiltiy amulet from alchemy to better follow him, and watch him sneak into Dumbledore’s office to return the trophy

(You break the “portkey” spell you find on it)

(you also leave a note behind on the headmaster’s desk to look into a trunk in the new DA professor’s classroom storage, and to be more careful hiring the next one.)

Harry somehow gets sucked into the maze you find out, and you end up sneaking in to save him, using your sword and Cryo Vision to battle him out

(finally, Archons, you didnt realize how much you'd miss fighting monsters)

Aurors descend upon Hogwarts, only just after the trial ends, and Viktor wins (you trained him too well for him to not, and may or may not have viciously sparred with him a little too much for him to not be a little afraid of the consequences of losing after you helped him so much lol)

Just as Harry is taken in by Dumbledore for questioning of how he got trapped in the maze, he runs back to nearly squeeze the life out of you in a hug, he tells you thanks for helping him again (and forced u to promise to teach him sword fighting or “ice magic”)

Then, surprisingly, the entirety of Durmstrang (and some Slytherins??) haul you up into the air with Viktor to celebrate his victory

(You can see Snape snickering at ur misery in the air)

Viktor and Fleur stay penpals, and the “golden trio” (more like “gryffindor triplets”) sticks around your library table

and you think you could start to get used to this, and Harry, Hermione, and Snape had gotten you a Yule/winter gift

(what’s Christmas. and why is everyone obsessed with decorating trees??)

…that is until Hermione looks over your shoulder one day at your usual reading table, and points to a book you’ve chosen for research,

saying “if you need to make a portal somewhere, that’s the book you should be looking in.”

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i hope you liked it!! and that it wasn't too much of a clusterfuck/chaos that was barely readable 😅

again, thanks for being patient with me, and here's finally ur payment for dealing with my ass lmao

Happy late new year!!

Safe Travels Kirarisastay,

💀♒

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#genshin impact crossover #harry potter crossover #Genshin x Harry Potter crossover #Genshin x HP AU #genshin harry potter crossover #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #harry potter imagines #hp imagines #platonic #fem reader #happy late new year kiraisastay!! :)

[calumhoodgoss]

horror story of a teenage 5sos blogger

let me set the scene - its the mid 2010s, I'm 17, in the height of my 5sos fan career, im watching keek compilations all day and scrolling tumblr all night. Life is good.

Fast forward a few months and I start talking to this cute boy at school. we start going on dates, having first kisses - and first everything elses. we're falling madly in love. it's intense (and so cringy to look back at as an adult) but again, life is good! not a worry in the world!!

eventually.. it somehow comes up that my boyfriend and i both have tumblrs (of VERY different nature's mind you). we wanted to show eachother things we'd found online but we were both adamant we didn't want to see eachothers blogs (FOR OBVIOUS REASONS). instead of following each other, we would send each other screenshots of funny textposts, pictures, etc. - blacking out our respective blog names and url's to protect our online anonymity. life is good!

now by day, I'm spending all hours messaging my totally hot boyfriend but by night... by night, I'm reblogging hot gifs of calum hood, smut fanfics, imagines, general gifs of hot couples making out (ifykyk). it's the HEIGHT of tumblr fanfiction and imagine culture and I could not get enough. i was exploring things in real life with my boyfriend while also exploring online through fics. reblogging every single thing along the way. i was having my cake and eating it too and it was a fucking good time to be alive. life is so good!

of course, like any normal person, I was using my tags as a stream of consciousness. a way to get out my feelings about cal, about my boyfriend, about being a teenager, about LITERALLY EVERYTHING. Unfiltered, hormonal, teenage girl writing about the boys she likes. every. damn. night. life! is! good!

until.. all until.. my boyfriend and i were lying together in a park, under a tree, light filtering down on us as we talk and laugh and kiss - a perfect afternoon UNTIL he says there's something he has to tell me. 'what does *name of my blog* mean?'

TURNS OUT, the very first time I sent him a screenshot of something, I didn't black out my url properly and he had been SECRETLY STALKING MY BLOG FOR MONTHHHSSSS.

MONTHS

MONTHS!!!!!!

Literally just months worth of calum hood smut, so.much.smut, smut requests too!!!, soft porn gifs WITH TAGS LITERALLY EXPLICITLY ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND, countless text posts about our dates and whatever the fuck I was thinking or feeling that day, 5sos drama, EVERYTHING. EVERYTHINGGGGG. ABSOLUTELY EV ER Y THIN G

needless to say that blog was immediately scorched from the surface of the earth. and since then, I virtually haven't been on 5sos tumblr - until now. I was so mortified that I wasn't just throwing my thoughts into the void, I was literally scarred.

we're still together though lol I guess he some how liked me enough to look past the 5sos blog HAHA. he's a much stronger person than I because if the roles were reversed and he had some obsessed teenage fan blog, I think i would have gotten the ick straight away. Especially since I literally NEVER talked about 5sos with him because I was soooo embarrassed that I was obsessed with them (this was album one era guys HAHA and my boyfriend was way cooler than me in highschool). now I don't care, I play them in the shower all the time - he can deal with it hahaha

moral of the story is, idk don't tell your teenage boyfriend you have tumblr cause he will find your blog

#he showed me his blog to make me feel better #it wasnt even embarrassing #he would post his film photos on there #and some of them did really well #this was 10 years ago #before film really started having its hay day again in the main streem #he was way cooler than me #i just reblogged stories about calum hoods dick 😭 #5sos #5 seconds of summer #calum hood #luke hemmings #michael clifford #ashton irwin #***almost 10 years ago

[tartagilasgf]

Rejecting their kisses prank

characters included- katsuki bakugo and izuku midoriya

My hero academia.

warnings: none but slight angst to comfort in midoriyas if you squint a lil. (If you feel there needs to be a warning i should share with everyone reading this, please do tell me. Id really appreciate it, thank you !) <33

katsuki bakugo: it was a long, tough day for katsuki, and all he wanted to do was freshen up and steal a kiss from you to lighten up his day. Which always does, however…. you had different, and well — the literal opposite objective in mind.

-katsuki unlocks the door, slipping off his shoes with a tired but now relaxed face at the sight of you. He drags his exhausted body to the back of you. “Kats?” You assume by the large hands resting on your waist. he gives a soft grunt in response. “m’ been missin you. All day sweetheart.” he whispers into your ear once lowering his head onto your shoulder, the not often lit used pet name making you so clearly flustered .“that’s awfully… sweet of you, are u sure you’re bakugo?” You giggle. he, (not that you can see) rolls his eyes and gives a huff that’s supposed to signify his annoyance at your little comment towards him. but nonetheless, he still spun you around to face him directly and reached in for a meant to be soft kiss, but his expression quickly changed to a confused, annoyed one when you quickly backed away from him. “maybe later?” you suggested, with a slight smile to make him think it’s genuine. And also to reflect back on his hilarious reaction. (Or at least what you want his reaction to be like). he, instead furrows his brows together in thought for a moment, still shocked by your act that shouldn’t hurt him that badly…. but it did. not only that, it pissed him off. “what the fuck is up with you? did I do something wrong? Did I hurt you?” He badgered you with his painful to hear questions. Despite his reaction, you decided to keep on with your non-funny act and looked away from him slowly. “im just.. um.. tired. you know?” you answer quietly, purposefully fidgeting with your hands. he stands still before gripping onto your right hand, both of his big, scarred hands clearly shaking in your hold. “im.. fuck- sorry if i did something wrong… please ill fix it..” he swears, almost… promising with a obviously worried tone. His reaction was enough, and seeing him so clearly anxious, you reluctantly ended the harsh prank. “im just kidding Kats! You didn’t do anything wrong, promise.” you reach in for a kiss but instead of him just giving in, he backs away from you. “Maybe later?” He suggests. ….(Needless to say, it took a whole lot of sorrowful apologies and begging to make him finally forgive you).

Izuku midoriya: recently he has been having painful nightmares and thoughts about how he was treated back then when he was quirkless. Memories flashed through his head as tears started to flow in his pretty eyes. so he came back home, hoping you can make his day better like you always have. However, you couldn’t have chosen a worse day to prank him.

he shuffled around his pocket, looking for his keys with reddish-pink blotches on his face from crying not so long ago. shivering from the cold, he finally found his keys and opened the door to your lovely, shared home. he (unusually) walked past you and went straight to the bathroom to clear his thoughts. After some time, he came out unsuccessful and mumbling his incoherent thoughts. he took a seat next to you by the fireplace and leaned his head on your forearm, pressing his body weight against your figure. “hi izu.” you said after a short moment of complete silence, “mm… ive been having the worst day babes.” izuku replies with a slight frown plastered on his once happy face. you sigh, debating whether or not you should continue with the prank, considering he’s already had a rough day, but you decided to continue it, plus it’s been a while since you pranked him. “is there anything i can do to make your day better?” you question aloud. izuku nods his head subtly and raises his head to yours, cupping your cheek and turning his head to the side ever so slightly. “yeah.. yeah there is.” he reacts, drawing his soft lips to connect with yours. you jump a little and widen your eyes, “wait I hear my phone going off! hold on!” you say with panic in your voice. his expression saddens more “i don’t hear anything?” He states. “well i do so wait” you counter, a little harsher than intended. you get up and run to the other room, not aware of the fact you left your phone right where you were sitting. No call, izuku noted instantly. his mind floods with negative thoughts, is there something wrong with him? Are you scared of kissing him? are you perhaps falling out of love with him? he abruptly gets up and treads to the bathroom, locking the door behind him he sits on the bathroom floor, clutching his head, pulling his knees up to his now sweating, muscular chest. sobs fall out of his mouth, the exact mouth he now thinks there’s something wrong with. When you finally returned to the fireplace, trying to make a excuse you noticed the spot izuku was in was empty and your phone on the spot you were once sitting in, that you ran out of after izuku initiated his supposed to be kiss with you. your heart drops and you walk around the house calling his name. “Izu? Izuuuu! Babes, where the hell are you??” You yell out multiple times until you hear a click and a screech from a door opening. you see izuku, your now upset boyfriend with a red wet face, puffy eyes, and tear stains on his shirt, this happened because of you. You’re the main reason he’s so — conflicted. “why did you back away? Am i really that.. inferior and not good enough - for you?” He asks, looking directly at you. You take a few steps towards his body, “I’m sorry izuku. It was a extremely stupid prank, a really dumb one. Seriously. I should’ve known not to play this kind of prank on you, especially when you were already sad.” you finally answer to his concerned and far from true thoughts. you look up at him, holding your arms out, not expecting him to hug you back but still trying regardless. he hesitated before returning the hug, tightly squeezing onto you — as if he was afraid of loosing you. “..don’t think I’m forgiving you this easily, just so you know you’re really gonna have to beg for my forgiveness.” He says in a bitter tone, before adding on -“and mercy.”

#mha x reader #mha midoriya #mha izuku #bakugo katuski #bakugou x you #my hero academia #imagines #pranks #angst if you squint #comfort #comedy #izuku mydoria #bakugou katuski x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #anime boy #x reader #mha #deku midoriya #deku x you #kacchan #bakugou x reader #deku x reader

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[ Slasher Imagine : You Cut Yourself Whilst Cooking ]

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[] he ' d probably seem like he doesn ' t exactly care about it at first . i mean , he ' s used to getting scars , for god ' s sakes , he ' s been shot at , stabbed , etc ;

[] but he does care - seeing that much blood on you , and it i s n ' t s o m e o n e e l s e s ?

[] yeah , no , come on , [ y / n ] , time to get patched up - can ' t just let you - well , bleed -

[] he ' d most likely keep a close eye on you afterwards .

[] ' hey , michael , i ' ll be cooking tonight for dinner - ! '

[] he's right there at all times . right behind you , watching over your shoulder , especially if you have a knife , or any sharp object in your hand .

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ° • .

[ Thomas Hewitt ]

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[] yOU CUT URSELF - ! ?

[] H O W ?

[] he ' d jump on it in an instant - rushing around , getting some disinfectant stuff , as well as bandages -

[] he ' d clean off the blood , clean the wound up [ and would apologize if it burned or if you hissed - ] , then patch you right up !

[] he ' d probably scold you lightly , by frowning at you , crossing his arms like a mother who ' s child came inside after a bath covered in mud -

[] from then on , he ' ll either handle the knives , or watch you closely , kinda like michael , except he ' s not like -

[] all up on you lmfao . he ' s big into ✨ personal space ✨

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[ Asa Emory ]

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[] ' lol '

[] he ' d find it amusing - like ' lmfao u cut urself ? u goof ball . '

[] what can i say , it ' s asa we ' re talking about 💀

[] though , eventually , he ' ll patch you up , clean the blood , you know - can ' t allow his favorite peTERSON [ p e t ? p e r s o n ? ] TO GET HURT HAH

[] he ' ll probably tease you everytime you use a knife , or a sharp object whilst cooking .

[] ' hey , the blade ' s used for cutting food , not yourself . '

[] ' shUT THE FUCK UP A S A - '

[] yeah , he ' ll find a l o t of enjoyment outta it .

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ° • .

[ Bubba Sawyer ]

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[] nOOOO -

[] how ' d you cut yourself ! ? are you okay ! ? oh gosh -

[] bubba would freak out , i ' m sure - he ' d let out anxious noises as he tries cleaning off all the blood -

[] he 'll put bandages on the wound , and continue on to make sure you ' re alright !

[] he ' ll chill in the kitchen whilst you cook , giving you a nervous stare whenever you have to use something sharp .

[] but , if you reassure him , he ' ll ease up a bit , but he ' ll still be cautious . he doesn ' t want you to get hurt again - !

-ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ° • .

[ Jason Voorhees ]

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[] aw , be more carefull next time . .

[] . .

[] p l e a s e -

[] jason would kinda - just - panic slightly , considering there ' s blood , specifically y o u r blood , leaking down from a wound caused by a sharp object .

[] at first , he thinks someone hurt you - but no , you simply knicked / cut yourself whilst cooking .

[] he ' s relieved , needless to say ! he ' ll help patch you up , clumsily , since he has such big hands -

[] but hey - ! it ' s the thought that counts - !

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[ notes ]

i hate this- im still tryna get the hang of writing for slashers, considering i'm still new to the fandom- hope this was alright anyways- the characters may be ooc since im just bad at writing lmfaooo

also excuse any mistakes bark bark

#slashers x reader #slasher x you #rz michael myers #jason voorhees #bubba sawyer #thomas hewitt #slashers

[oraculate]

whops im a little late sorry but here i (dove, s/h, certified hag) am and more importantly, here's ko lijae, your local fuckin weirdo. surprise surprise though, she's not just a pill popping drunk, she's also impulsive to a fault, an adrenaline junkie with a death wish, and an obsessive nightmare. she's giving oracle at delphi, or she would be if you romanticized it, but it's kind of hard to romanticize someone who very clearly does not have their life even close to together and is letting that show in a way that distinctly bucks social norms. but hey, who has time for social norms when you're touched by the gods, amirite? i'm more than thrilled to be here, haven't written in a hot minute so be gentle, but her pages are here: profile / bio / connections and there's a little bit more under the cut, msg for discord!

i'm not sure what to put that isn't already on the pages so here's a little mindless rambling for you in case something resonates.

ko lijae has premonitions, visions, etc.

her family is historically shamanic and has been for centuries, passed down from woman to woman as is oft the case.

now, granted, they're lowkey scammers so at least in very recent memory "real" visions and so forth are not a thing.

not to mention traditionally in muism shamans are more focused on connection to the spirit world/those who have passed so she's not exactly on brand religiously....

so needless to say the thought process in the ko household was 'yikes'.

and if it had been truly just an expression of mental health concerns she'd have been fucked because if there's one thing the ko family does not believe in its talk therapy or mood stabilizers etc.

as a kid she found a certain idea of solace in the idea that she was probably just experiencing sinbyeong or 'shamanic sickness' (recognized as a culture bound syndrome in the DMCA) that many soon-to-be shamans go through before they are fully initiated, often that are accompanied by reported auditory and visual hallucinations.

at this point in her life she's not sure she buys into the shaman thing fully, she's come to acknowledge her grandmother as a fake, but she also grapples with the idea that there's definitely something going on with her and it's certainly not purely based on mental unrest (though she's more than happy to admit there's a deal of that going on at this point) so a part of her at least wants to attribute it to something somewhat explainable, and figures it must have some kind of genetic component that could be related to how her family ended up shamans in the first place.

in the evolutionary game of fight or flight lijae has chosen a resounding: both. she'll fight you and she'll run from herself.

a lot of that running is done via chemicals of whatever type she can get her hands on, resulting in a chain smoking habit and alcoholism.

she has an exceptionally devil may care attitude, sharp tongue (mostly at her own expense) and a deep and feral loyalty to the few people who stick by her.

honestly she gives feral cat energy, like she might gnaw her paw off if she got caught in a trap and god help you if you corner her, but if you hang around patiently enough maybe eventually she'll come around. but she's got fleas and half an ear is missing and there's scars all around her muzzle so is it worth the time? maybe not.

anyway if you've got any sort of ideas about how this weirdo might be able to round out a plot for you either with or without the inclusion of her '''''gifts''''' i'm all ears!

#LJ / plot #eldrtch:int.

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

me thinks, just maybe, you should totally share your fab four characters hcs (specifically ones ab their appearances) 😇 also i just rlly love headcanons

GDJGHJGDJHD THIS IS SO FUNNY I LITERALLY HAVE LIKE. WRITTEN IN MY NOTES APP ALL MY MAIN APPEARANCE HEADCANONS AND STUFF AND I WAS GONNA SEND YOU SCREENSHOTS EARLIER BUT I TOTALLY FORGOT GHGHDHGD so anyways im just gonna copy/paste my word vomit (plus added commentary as i reread this) here lmao

(also just a quick little thing, i have far too many hcs for these fucks, some of which contradict each other bc it kind of depends on what setting/story im thinking about these characters in. things like gender and pronouns change a lot too, so im not even gonna try and catalog all that shit. just know they are all Gay and Trans and only party has "consistent" pronouns bc they always use they/them, but i might add others in if im feeling spicy. the lack of canon material is absolutely wonderful for my creativity, so this is just like. a collection of the things that remain the same across the majority of my mental images of them lol)

Jet Star: no surprise here, his hair is very textured! so many curls!! i see the curls as a bit looser, not super tight or packed together but still like, well defined yknow? i envision him with fairly dark skin as well and, playing into the whole star/space association i have w/ him, i feel like he absolutely loves body glitter and, like, sparkly eyeshadows and shit (he doesn't wear it *all* the time but he'll put it on for a party or something and then just let it rub off over time. needless to say, there is glitter fucking all over his room). also, he fucking LOVES jewelry! just wears SO many bracelets and necklaces and shit (more bracelets than necklaces but there's still a lot of both). this was more of a ttid specific thing, but i think ive gotten so used to imaging him with a huge fucking scar on/around his neck, that its sort of bled into my regular interpretations of him so that's there as well! also, he wears an eyepatch PURELY as an aesthetic thing bc he thinks it makes him look cool and it switches eyes constantly but he denies that fact whenever people point it out! (that is until he actually *does* get his eye fucked up. some exterminator noticed how the patch's location would change, thought it would be funny to give it a permanet placement).

Party Poison: SO MANY FUCKING TATTOOS I'VE WRITTEN A POST ABT THIS AND I COULD HONESTLY WRITE A WHOLE FIC ABT IT I JUST- THEM. INK. COLORS. FUCK. love the idea of them with long hair, too. they usually keep it shaggy and just a *tad* bit longer than shoulder length, but i feel like they'd only cut it when they're in jusssst the right mood so it'll tend to grow out for months, get really long and start to reach their mid back, and then they'll get annoyed and finally chop a shit ton off when they're bored at like 4 am. also, this has nothing to do with appearances but they get fucking terrible and frequent migraines, purely because i get terrible and frequent migraines my only hobby is projecting my problems onto these gay fucks :D (also could so write a fic abt that and how it effected them it the city/their conflicting feelings about taking pills to help with the pain once they get out to the zones... hmmm...) the fucker also has sharp as hell teeth! canine especially! idk why they just do. kobra does to (snake siblings go brrr) but party's are noticed more often because they tend to talk a lot more/loudly and smile wider than kobra so people notice it on them more. im also a big fucking fan of android party so sometimes they are robot to me :) if they aren't robot, then they usually have some type of prosthetic limb in my brain (usually an arm idk why and idk if that's gonna be in ttid but yknow. we ball). they also really like lipstick, and they've got a large collection of practically every color imaginable

The Kobra Kid: okay so like i said before, sharp teeth! snake boy's got fangs!! he's also got heterochromia (ooo city trauma from being Different time!! there was definetly talk of surgeries to "correct" his eyes when he was younger and it was becoming more noticeable, but party always fought the adults on it, said he was too young, it would be too expensive, shit like that. worst came to worst, they'd get into some trouble to distract from the issue for a bit). anyways, i think the kid's naturally blonde, but not *that* blonde, yknow? like he gets out to the desert an the sun makes it a bit lighter and he falls in love with the idea of it being fucking BLONDE blonde, so he totally steals party's leftover bleach and just fried the absolute shit out of it. also, fuck it, i only thought of this just now but im incorporating it into everything ever; he dyes a streak in the front the same red as poison. (i like the idea that joys close to each other will dye their hair the others favorite color or the color that they have their hair as. and they're brothers!!! he loves his sibling!!!! he gets a re streak fuck you i can do what i want :]) uhhh other kobra things, oh! the world is a bright, bright place, and my man wears sunglasses constantly, even indoors, to Cope (again. projecting.) and yeah maybe he wears them too so he's harder to read/looks more badass, but really its just bc it fucking bright out man. OH AND PIERCINGS FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE PIERCINGS HE'S GOT SO MANY MOSTLY IN THE EARS BUT EYEBROW AND SEPTUM TOO AND OF FUCKING *COURSE* MY MAN HAS SNAKEBITES FUCK (one again might be projecting here but i love piercings and he'd look cool with them so he has them) also just thought of this but his nose is Fucked Up omg he gets punched in the face so much

Fun Ghoul: Scar :] he makes the most animated facial expressions too, and he's got these big fucking bright green eyes, and all that combines with the scar kind of freaks people out and he fucking LOVES it! he laughs at literally everything, too, especially when he's feeling nervous or super energetic. his adrenaline gets pumping and he's just cackling like a hyena. anyways, his hair is so fucking dark like *inky* black, and he's never heard of a shower a day in his life so my guy is greasy as all FUCK. his hair is just so fucking shiny and stringy and jet absolutely yells at him constantly trying to get him to WASH HIS FUCKING HAIR. it's longer than poison's, but not by a lot, and he ties it back a lot especially when he's working on projects and shit. he's cut it if he didn't hate it so much when it's short. his skin tone's also like a medium dark-ish, and i think he has a few tattoos but not nearly as many as party (his are all like super meaningful and related to like, late crew members or phoenix witch/religious things or mementos of super important moments in his life. (part of him hopes that, if the battery ever does get him and they steal his mind and memories away, the ink in his skin will help him remember who he truly is). he's got a lot of burn scars too (bombs and shit)!! not most aren't super severe, but they're visible in a lot of spots. he thinks it looks cool. fucker not only paints his nails, but he paints everyone else's too whether or not they're aware of it at them time (he gets bored and does it while they're sleeping lmao. party loves it, kobra's indifferent, jet pretends to get pissed off bc it makes ghoul laugh but really he thinks its sweet). also a fan of him with prosthetic limbs but i haven't really thought about that all too much yet.

#asks #killjoy headcanons #danger days headcanons #my headcanons #party poison #fun ghoul #kobra kid #jet star #so yeah! that's generally them! #so yeah! that's generally them! i think about them far too much and i could probably write a whole book about them- OH WAIT #lmao #i think gerard should hire me tho tbh i could write a comics run about them and it'd be so so so good please mx way just give me a chance-

[commiecricket]

Candela Obscura S2 - Thoughts So Far

Spoiler-Free!

i had the pleasure of seeing the premiere in theatres and it was PHENOMENAL. im gonna get right into it.

first off! you don’t necessarily have to watch the first season. i think you’ll have a bit of a better grasp on things and it’s also just fucking fantastic so i highly recommend. but no, you don’t have to in order to enjoy this campaign.

everyone embodies their characters so well. you can absolutely feel the love and detail put into them. you can feel them getting into their roles as the episode goes on and by the end, you’re completely attached.

it definitely starts off a lot quicker than season 1. we get right into the good stuff with a cold open directly to action. it starts off strong and ends with a bang.

HELL of a first episode, i’ll tell you that.

the vibe is definitely different from matthew mercer’s campaign. spenser has a unique GM style that took a minute to get used to. threwe off a bit at first, but i think it fits the narrative so far.

i pulled together an auggie cosplay just for the hell of it. did some makeup inspired by s1e3 and got dolled up in my best paperboy attire.

unfortunately i was literally the only one dressed up (+ my sibling in just general dark academia clothing). i also had to walk around a very busy store beforehand. so that was a bit awkward but honestly, i was so excited i didn’t care.

all in all, it was incredible. if you enjoyed the first season or are into any kind of body horror or thrillers, give it a try.

and now.. for the details.

SPOILERS under the cut!

i cant wait to see more of their backstories. im super happy with the amount of backstory we got this episode. not too much or too little. just enough to be intriguing and get you invested, while still leaving some mystery.

starting the episode into immediate action was a bit off putting, ngl. i was startled by the pretty significant difference in how spenser is GMs in contrast to matt. i adore his play style but it took a second to get used to. as the episode progressed i could tell it was working really well for this campaign, which is pleasing.

im immediately drawn to sean and marion. i loved auggie and have a fixation on newsies so i obviously have a specific character type i enjoy LMAO. their personalities and interactions with everyone are fantastic.

the PTSD-flashback-type scenes were a great addition imo. it added a lot to their characters. plus that interaction when marion gets his scar? 100/10, gorgeous, tore me apart. i will be watching that scene again when it gets posted and that is a threat.

marion’s breakdown shattered my heart and the other party members had such interesting reactions. im hoping we have more moments like that sprinkled throughout.

of course i love everyone so far. auntie b’s complex history with each party member, nathaniel’s bits of family history, jean’s struggle beginning to shine through, sean’s internal battle with trauma / vague history, marion’s conflict with his own abilities… its all so good.

needless to say i think we’re going to be fed well this season.

my sibling was crying during a few parts but i only really teared up when jean said goodbye to her dad. i knew it was coming but damn it still tugged at my heartstrings.

that entire last scene was just so. GOOD. the entire theatre was losing their fucking minds. you could hear whispering, gasping, nervous giggling. jean’s gilded 6 was wild.

my favorite part of the night was probably when jean was investigating the body and pulled an eye from his heart. as spenser revealed what she found, a loud cough/hacking sound came from the back of the theatre.

you could tell it was probably just a coincidence but after a few seconds of silence people started to laugh. it was just a silly moment that made me really appreciate the atmosphere. as someone who rarely watches films in theatre (or at all tbh), it was a pleasant experience.

anyway i fucking LOVE co and have not stopped thinking about it since the last season ended. so i am very obviously hyped. cant wait to see whats next!

spenser sparke, taliesin jaffe, chris lockey, shaun ellis, matthew mercer, the party members of both seasons, and everyone else who has had a hand in this series — thank you. youve created something viscerally beautiful.

#cricketspeaks #candela obscura #critical role #candela obscura s2 #marion collodi #jinnah basar #nathaniel trapp #sean finnerty #beatrix monroe #circle of needle and thread

[bluiex]

Scp AU Angst

The aftermath of having the clutches stolen over and over, is just a shit show, Grian is getting more and more angry, Scar is always depressed and sad, that leads to Grian getting upset at Scar.

Grian: Why do you always lay around and not try help stop them from taking our clutch away?! Do you honestly not care. If you had tried to help, maybe they’d all still be here and-

Scar snaps

Scar: OH SO ITS MY FAULT, OH I APOLOGIZE MR. DOES NOTHING BUT HUMPS AND MY ASS, BUT I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU STRUGGLE WITH BEING PRESSURED INTO GETTING PREGNANT MULTIPLE TIMES AND GIVING BIRTH OVER AND OVER, ONLY TO HAVE YOUR BABIES RIPPED FROM YOU THE MOMENT THEY ARE THERE!!! IF YOU’RE SO FUCKING STRONG AND CONFIDENT THEN WHY DON’T YOU CARRY THE CLUTCH THIS TIME, BECAUSE IT SURE ISN’T GOING TO BE ME ANYMORE, SENSE YOU SEEM NOT BE ABLE TO FUCKING HADLE MY ‘ISSUES’!! HONESTLY WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP, ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU MADE ME A EGG BARER FOR YOUR OWN ENJOYMENT, SO SHUT UP!!

Grian was shook to say the least.

Grian: Scar I-

Scar: NO! I DON’T WANT TO FUCKING HEAR IT, IM FUCKING SO DONE YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT. IF WANT YOU ANOTHER CLUTCH THEN YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE ANOTHER MATE BECAUSE IM DONE BEING YOUR BABY MAKER, I’D RATHER BE SHOT DEAD BY THE SCIENTIST THEN EVER HAVE ANYTHING EVEN REMOTELY RELATED TO YOU. AND UNTIL THISE GUYS COMS GET ME TO TAKE ME AWAY, DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME, DON’T COME NEAR ME, AND DON’T EVEN LOOK AT ME!!!

Grian: Scar

Scar: I SAID SHUT UP!!!

Scar swung at him, and nearly gouged out his eye, though that didn’t mean he didn’t get his cheek pretty good. Scar simply turned and walked away to other side of the enclosure, and laid down with his back at Grian.

Needless to say, Grian and Scar didn’t talk for a very long time. And when Grian tried to, Scar just pinned his ears and growled and swung at him.

WAAAH MY HEART NOOOO ngnghauhdfngn

#bluie gets an ask poggers #scarian scp au #long post

[shrimpchip123]

RJFUFIFIFJDJDJJXJCJS IM LOSINGHEHEJRJE MY MIND-- I'm sorry the gastation gives me massive brainrot okay? Okay-- but like-- just-- just imagine y'know Grian is sick and like--- Scar comes to the gastation and there's Mumbo and Mumbo tells him "Yeah, he's sick again" AND LIKE-- Like-- Scar of course is all sadge and stuff because golly he's worried about this mans that he has a rich kid crush on and like-- instead of just fully leaving he sits out at the front of the gastation ALL DAY [Asking his Butler every now and again to get him a meal or ice cream] and like--- Mumbo finishes his shift to find a big sadge Scar sitting outside the gastation with half-melted ice cream [he told his Butler to go home and that he'd walk or call if he needed to get picked up] and Mumbo is like--- "dude.. I was planning on visiting Grian after my shift and maybe staying since he doesn't really sleep well when he's sick-- wanna come with" AND SCAR JUST????? Needless to say Scar and Mumbo arrive with fresh not melted ice cream for a disgruntled Grian that's [mostly lmao] too tired to scold Mumbo for bringing Scar over--- jrjdjjf thank you for giving me brainrot with your au this stuff is great and amazing and hehejrhruudueje have a nice day!!

THIS IS SOOOOOOOO CUTE..... this implies that scar has been eating ice cream all fucking day without getting tired of it help he gets a different flavor each time until the store's ice cream stock runs out but it's okay because the cash register is bursting with dollar bills. grians tired and annoyed then scar walks in his home and its like grians been blinded by the glow emanating from him and he cant tell if hes hallucinating or if its just that dark in his house. scar plops down next to his bed and hes like here... i got you a booza cone (◕‿◕) and grians like what tbe hell is a booza cone

#ask #rich guy scar au

[hornymonarch]

Whahah im bath those r awesoee anyways sanemi w a gf just fuckin like him? I mean height, pain tolerance, a bunch of scars, anger issues, tsundere, will, and strength but just with like titties?

Also incase ya didnt know ur anon asks r off

Why hello, I am back from my slumber for who knows how long- BUT I SHALL DO THIS!

🎶 I'm just like you, you're just like me 🎶

You already know you two would butt heads, it's like two of the same types of magnets. You always fight but make up pretty quickly.. with making out-

This is a passionate as fuck relationship, he can't keep his hands off you. Though in public its definitely very cold, its very confusing to others but you two just don't like pda 🤷‍♀️

He would 100% challenge you two sparring and get so mad if you win. He might start yelling and then you yell back and- yeah then it's a real fight.

When Sanemi first saw you he was enamored, you were so tough and wexy to him.. just his type.

He would kiss your scars and comment how beautiful you look with them, he wishes that people ad told him his scars weren't horrific so he makes sure to tell you all the time.

The first time you two talked it was like talking to the same person, he felt like he met his match finally and instantly turned tsundere. Being a fucking asshole whenever he got the chance.. of course you matched his energy.

He once saw you get stabbed but barely flinch, needless to say he got hard.

That's all folks, I love to end on horny notes lol

#anime #anime art #comics #demon slayer #kny #kny headcanons #kny x reader #sanemi imagines #kimetsu sanemi #demon slayer sanemi #sanemi shinazugawa #kimetsu no yaiba sanemi #sanemi x you #sanemi icons

[rjshepherd]

Luxu/Xigbar headcanons

i swtg i love him a normal amount and im going to be normal about these headcanons

yes i am working on prints again it is a slow time consuming process

Luxu is the baby of the original fortellers, beat out by gula in height and ava in age by nearly 2 years. Hes been training to use a key blade with practice ones, the scene we see in khux back cover is the first time he ever has his own keyblade and it appears it was made from the master of masters heart rather than his own.

Space has always been his jam, even before getting space magic as xigbar/braig. His room in the daybreak town clocktower is basically the equivalent of the nursery in encanto and he is the only one still there. he doesnt get a big fancy room or a union like the others but he can decorate however he likes. Luxu went with a galaxy theme: star map across the ceiling, planetarium hanging from the rafters, he even has his own little telescope for star gazing

because he likes to stargaze, he has a terrible penchant for climbing vantage points. has fallen out of more trees than he can count.

his favorite spot to stargaze is that hill he and ava fought on.

he loves flowers but braig and several other of is vessels have had allergies.

luxu has a terrible speech impediment. its not as bad by his teens but he does still struggle to talk a lot, especially around MoM and Aced because they stresses him out.

As Xigbar he puts on a good show but his stutter comes back with a vengence when hes flustered or upset.

i read somewhere that someone had estimated the time between keyblade wars as 275-300 years. that means luxu could have between 8 and 11 bodies depending on how long they lived ( not including his original one)

Xigbar has a recurring nightmare about not being able to remember his original face or voice, about forgetting his name.

he has a terrible habit of sleeping in other peoples rooms in the castle that never was. i guess he's comforted by the scent of others rather than the omnipresent stink of darkness.

shippy headcanon but he loves to sleep with my oc shep bc she smells like coconut and is very warm and soft as a pillow

he loves scented candles for the same reason

total foodie, ruined at least one vessel by shall we say "over indulging". needless to say lesson learned, he has a pretty strict exercise regime so he can eat as he pleases.

im not sure what is more unfortunate a fate for him, dying in kh4 live long enough to see yourself become the villain style, or surviving kh4 and wishing he'd died a hero.

if you look up the phrase "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" you will see several pictures of luxu throughout the years.

the reason he seems so self assured and even cocky at times is because he is laser focused on his goal and that has not changed in nearly 300 years.

if he stopped for one second to think about anything besides that he would literally just pancake under the stress of it all.

post kh4 / in a redemption au people treat xemnas harshly but are ultimately pretty tolerant of his presence/existence. esp after finding out the truth about MoM and his manipulation of Xehanort.

however if they see luxu its fucking on sight.

speaking of on sight, luxu is looking a little worse for ware these days. when he was possessed by one of the darkness's that MoM sealed in him he was positively eldritch looking. fractured iris, teeth, inky black skin and horns like the world of chaos from kh1. since having it removed by sora and co and given the boot once and for all hes back to looking human but the marks and scars still remain.

with or without his keyblade he's usually pretty banged up, covered in bruises and cuts and so on from various scrapes he gets into. he cant bring himself to fight back even in self defence because why would he want to cause more pain to the people who's lives hes irreparably damaged? he usually tries to just run but hes not as fast on his feet without his space/gravity magic.

He's trying his best to take a scholarly view towards this frankly horrible ending to his story. he thinks its a just punishment for fucking up. "you made the bed you lie in it" sort of thing.

that doesn't really help when hes spending another night totally alone with nothing but his thoughts for company.

he tried once to apologize but it just ended in him getting dogs abuse screamed at him, particularly by Even of all people. he doesn't try to say sorry anymore, he knows he wont be forgiven for what he did.

he doesn't speak back when the radiant garden gang tell him hes not welcome anymore.

and the worst part is, he totally agrees with them. they SHOULD be angry at him, they SHOULD hate him. Luxu had a plan that, despite doing TERRIBLE things, he was happy to go along with because he thought it would be to the betterment of the universe. it didnt work and now hes left trying to explain why he put people through torture and is coming up empty.

honestly man hes just a little broken. hundreds of years alone, a plan that is hideous even if it succeeds, being the sole survivor of your friends/family AGAIN? to say he needs therapy is an understatement.

i dont even think sora, the walking ray of sunshine, can help him.

that doesn't stop Sora from trying though. Luxu admires that about him and often says he wishes he was a little more like sora when he was his age. Maybe if he was, things wouldn't have turned out this way

sorry im allergic to happy headcanons but if you want me to try hmu in my asks. i promise ill be totally normal =)

#kingdom hearts #xigbar #xigbar headcanons #luxu #luxu headcanons #i like both names tbh #my stuff #my headcanons #kingdom hearts 3

[starrygender]

so i recently asked what the fuck a metal gear is because ive never played the games but was interested to know anything i could. needless to say, i understand now. i understand everything. im in pain. everything is so confusing. i did not need to know. help me.

i also recently unlocked the memory that our dad played mgs4 before he died. that octopus lady from the b&b unit reaaally stuck in my head for years afterwards, only to resurface as a memory after asking around about that specific game. horrific. i dont think it occurred to him that a freaky metal gear boss would stick in the mind of a 5 year old. not that it scarred me, as that wouldve been an entirely different story. but i took it as some weird fetishy thing... which wasnt helped by the white room thingy... dont ask how i understood such a concept at 5. i was not sexually abused at the least and thats all you need to know.

speaking of metal gear, might make raiden gendas for 2, 4, and rising... or an otacon genda

(ps, i know because of the tags im using, "outsiders" will see this. if you disagree about anything you see, like the oddly long list of tw variants (which i have a reason for but am still anxious about) or the "making gendas" thing, please just move along. im very anxious right now, so please advise.)

#help #mgs #mgs4 #not genda #doppi personal #doppi diary #doppi talks #<< v [[host]] #abuse mention #tw abuse mention #abuse mention tw #abuse ment tw #abuse ment #tw abuse ment #sa mention #tw sa mention #sa mention tw #sa ment #tw sa ment #sa ment tw

[manjiroro]

hi, can I request a oneshot? Sanzu x male reader, reader discovers that the love of his life cheated on him, somewhat sad, thanks for everything.

love of my life

character: sanzu

content: angst, hurt, male reader, bonten sanzu, mentions of cheating

part 2

hello thank you for requestingg~ im a sucker for cheating fics so im excited to write this

i apologise for any mistakes and i hope you enjoy~~

You and Sanzu seemed inseparable, the both of you seemed to come together in a pair. You loved everything about Sanzu Haruchiyo, everything from his eccentric personality to his angelic looks, nothing he did seemed to have deterred you from him. You stuck by him despite the cruel and inhumane deeds he's done, the both of you vowed to support one another through the end of time. Needless to say, Sanzu Haruchiyo was the love of your life.

You can never forget the day you met him, the day where you fell head over heels for your beloved boyfriend. The moment you saw him, you couldn't seem to tear your gaze away from him. Long, bubblegum pink locks falling onto his shoulders, scars adorning the corners of his lips, upturned into a smile.

The sight of this man made your face heat up, he seemed to have noticed your staring as he turned to your general direction before sending a wink to you. You hurriedly averted your gaze, unable to handle the teasing.

"Hey cutie, what's your name?"

You visibly tense up, slowly shifting your gaze to the source of the voice. Your breath hitches when you see the handsome man standing a few centimeters away from you. How does one manage to look even better up close?

"U-uh, I'm.. y/n.."

"Y/n huh.. cute, I'm Sanzu Haruchiyo."

You knew then, he was the number two of the top criminal organization, Bonten. You knew he was dangerous to be with, any wrong move and you would be killed. But, there was something alluring about Sanzu, you can never seem to get enough of him, he was charming and he had a way with words. Every moment spent with him made you fall deeper and harder for the criminal.

You were over the moon when he asked you to be his, how could you possibly say no? The man of your dreams reciprocated the same feelings to you, there was no way you could reject him. Sure, he may be a dangerous criminal who wouldn't hesitate to resort to murder but he's different around you, you're sure.

Sanzu was a loving man, he came home with gifts for you, spoiled you with the amount of money he had. Constantly pampering you and giving you all his love, you were certain, that you'd spend eternity with him.

But why, why has it come to this? How did your seemingly perfect relationship with Sanzu Haruchiyo start falling apart at the seams?

"How fucking dare you Sanzu, how long have you been cheating on me?!"

You seethed at the male, tears brimming in your eyes while your boyfriend sat in front of you with a smirk on his face.

"Oh c'mon Y/n, you really think I was serious about us?"

He scoffs,

"I don't give two shits about this 'relationship' we have."

Sanzu laughs while the tears in your eyes start streaming down your cheeks. This explains why he started getting distant with you lately, conversations ending in single sentences, his frequent outings to which he'll come home in the late hours of the night, and 'I love you's with no meaning behind them. What made it worst was that you had to find out yourself when you stumbled upon him devouring the face of another on your couch no less.

"Well, it's great to know that Sanzu, thanks for telling me AFTER I've invested my time into you."

You spat through your tears, turning around to pack your stuff before walking over to the front door.

"Fuck you, Sanzu Haruchiyo."

With that, you slammed the door behind you, walking towards the staircase. Tears kept falling to the ground with each step you took, soon, your knees start to buckle, falling to the ground at the foot of the stairs as you held onto the hand rail. You hugged your knees as you sobbed your heart out, as much as you hated him, you can't seem to stop loving him.

❥ masterlist

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers angst #tokyo revengers oneshot #sanzu #sanzu angst #sanzu oneshot #sanzu x reader #sanzu haruchiyo #sanzu haruchiyo oneshot #sanzu haruchiyo angst #sanzu haruchiyo x reader #kai’s 🌧 #🌧 sanzu

[ba-katsuki]

Breakfast in Bed

Breakfast in Bed

In celebration of Bakugou Day aka Bakugou’s birthday 💥🎂🧡 

A/N: this is my first ever Bakugou fanfic ahhhhh! I am excited and nervous to post this but I was super inspired by my favourite writer of all time, Jo @lady-bakuhoe​, I feel like I keep repeating the same descriptors urghhh im so sorry </3 Anyways, i hope you enjoy this very thirsty and dirty story ft the best boi

Word count: 3.3k

Synopsis: Bakugou had such a hard day at work that he could barely stay awake when he came home to you. And when he wakes up earlier than needed the next day, he decided to treat himself to some delicious breakfast in bed 🤤 it’s what he deserves anyway

*The beginning is some Bakugou fluff and NSFW starts after the line break.

Warnings: 18+, minor somnophilia, cunnilingus ... a lot of it (Y/N receiving), squirting, minor spit play

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Bakugou came home after a long night of patrol and hero work. You were in bed waiting for him as always, ready to greet him. His footsteps were heavy, a clear sign of just how exhausted he is. As he entered the bedroom, you ran up to him with a smile. “Welcome home Katsuki! How’s work today?”

“Okay,” he murmured as he sinks into the edge of the bed. He didn’t even give you the usual kiss on your cheek. His eyes were droopy and his movements slow. It must have been a rough day at work. He struggles to strip out of his winter suit but gives up halfway, choosing to just flop onto the bed.

You rush to help him out of his winter suit and head to the bathroom to grab a face towel, wetting it with warm water. You know very well Bakugou is strong, both physically and mentally, and he enjoys every moment of being a hero - a top one at that. A rough day at work isn’t going to bring him down, but looking at his scarred body and his exhausted half-asleep face while wiping him down, you can’t help but ache a little. You lift his head onto a pillow, lay down next to him and wrap your arms around him, appreciating his smooth skin against yours and his body heat. You tuck yourself under his chin and he subconsciously moves closer to you, snuggling you tighter.

“Love you baby” he murmurs.

You smiled and pulled him closer, as close as you possibly can. “Love you too Katsu.” You gently stroke tufts of hair at the nape of his neck as the steady rise of his chest and his soft snores lure you to sleep.

Bakugou woke up to his usual alarm. He was given a later call time after yesterday night events but was so tired he forgot to change his alarm. He reset his alarm and tried to go back to sleep but caught sight of you all tucked into his arm, face squished up against his firm chest - your favourite sleeping position. He can’t help but let out a chuckle and gently brush your hair aside to admire your sleeping face.

Being a hero is hard work, but the past week seemed especially hard and chaotic for some reason, and it’s been a while since he had the time to spend quality time with you. You shifted in your sleep and your shirt - more like the oversized shirt you stole from Bakugou - rides up and showed off your soft belly and full thighs, as well as the cute little cotton panties you wore.

Sleep was no longer on his mind. He untangled himself from you, moving to hover over you. He gave a soft kiss on your cheeks. And then your neck. Then your collarbone. Making his way down your body. He pushes his shirt further up your torso to expose your breast. He takes one in his hand, careful to not be too rough and wake you up, and massage your breast in his hand. Feeling the softness. He reaches down and gives your nipple a little kiss, followed by a long slow lick, circling your nipple several times. He gives your other breast the same treatment as you give a little whine and shifts slightly, still sleeping.

Bakugou then kisses down your belly, his right hand gripping the soft skin of your waists, dragging it down as he went. He reached your clothed sex and press his nose to your pelvis, feeling the softness. You are just so so soft, every part of your body and skin. The soft to his hard and he loves it.

He lifts and parts your thigh slightly. You shift again and groan, trying to find a more comfortable sleeping position but Bakugou firm grip stops you from moving your bottom half. He presses his nose into your core and takes a deep breath, inhaling your intoxicating scent. He presses a firm kiss on your clothed clit and then another. He grips your thigh to part them further. His lips find the fullest part of your thighs and latched on. He sucks on the skins, leaving a red blotchy spot on your thigh, and his tongue darted out to lap at the hickey created, clearly proud of his mark.

His hand trails up your thighs and plays with the elastic band of your panties as his lips returned to your clothed pussy, leaving opened mouth kisses, tasting the juices that tainted the cotton.

“Katsu...ki?” you whined and question, your voice deep and scratchy from sleep. Your hands move to rub your eyes, trying to clear the fogginess.

“Hey baby” he lifts himself from between your thighs and greets you with a firm kiss on your lips.

“What are you doing ‘Tsuki?” You turn to look at the digital clock at your bedside table, 05:30 glaring at you. “Don’t you have to leave for work?”

“Not in another 2 hours babe. They gave me a later call time” he murmurs in reply, lips too busy kissing your shoulders. He then licks a strip behind your ear, your sensitive area, and you squirm. Letting out a little giggle that is music to his ears.

“And instead of sleeping, you decided to... be horny?” You joked, stretching out your tired body before rest your hands on his broad muscular shoulders.

He chuckles, rubbing his nose against yours. “It’s not my fault my girlfriends look so fucking tempting in her sleep”, his lips brushing against yours as he speaks.

“Aren’t you tired? You looked like you were going to shut down last night.” You cup his cheeks lovingly in your hands as you gazed at him with concern.

He leans into your touch and kisses the palm of your hands. “Don’t worry baby I’ve rested enough. Besides, no amount of sleep is worth missing out on that sweet little pussy” he smirks. He slips his hands underneath the band of your panties and tugged them down.

Your pussy was completely drenched, without you even really knowing. He groans at the sight of your wet pussy and brings your panties up to his nose to inhale the scent of your aroused cunt.

You stare at your boyfriend, admiring his stunning face and the rippling hard muscles that covers his torso. You watch his eyes close as he breathes in deeply, your panties covering the bottom half of his face. It was supposed to be a shameful and possibly embarrassing sight. This was after all a grown-ass man, YOUR grown-ass man, sniffing your panties like a horny teenage boy. But you were so turned on.

You lift his shirt off your body and toss it aside. Your eyes trail down his body. His broad shoulders, firms abs, thick muscular thighs kneeling between your thighs. You lick your lips at the sight of his bulge. You weren’t surprised to find out that Bakugou also had an exceptional cock. this guy is blessed with everything after all.

He was hard...very hard. The tent in his boxers looked painful and his cock was threatening to push out of the waistband, his flush tip just barely visible from where you are. His precum had oozed out and soaked into the waistband, leaving a dark spot.

You rub your thighs together, trying to create some fiction. Gosh, this man was irresistible. He catches you staring at him and his mouth quirks up to that cocky smirk of his that you know so well and love.

He leans down, almost like a predatory cat ready to pound, his eyes never leaving yours. He rubs your thigh, his calloused hand causing a pleasurable tingle up your spine as you let out a moan, pressing your thighs tighter together.

“Now now... don’t keep it all to yourself baby girl” he suddenly grips your thighs and pulls them apart harshly, spreading you out and exposing every inch of your wet fluttering pussy to him. He stares at you through his lashes, those vermillion staring at your lustful. He makes a show out of licking his lips, watching your face scrunch up in need. He blows at your pussy, making you squirm and whine. This man is such a tease

“Let me taste that delicious pussy of yours. Okay, baby?” You don’t know why he bothered to ask because immediately after, he dove straight into your dripping cunt. His tongue circling your lips roughly and then thrashing on your clit, giving hard pleasurable licks. You involuntarily lift your hips and move, hands gripping the sheets so hard your knuckles turns white, a slew of lewd noise leave your mouth. Bakugou growls, unhappy with your movement and he presses his hands on your pubic bone, holding you down as he feast.

He brings your clit into his hot mouth and sucks. Hard.

“Fuck Katsuki!” You let out a scream and throw your head back in pleasures, eyes rolling to the top of your head. Needless to say, he was very pleased and suckle your clit even harder, causing you to moan even louder.

He releases your clit with a pop sound and smirks up at you. “You’re gonna wake the neighbours up ya know.” This time, he chooses to lick around your dripping core. Running his tongue through your labia, circling it. Licking everywhere except where you desperately wanted ... no needed... him to.

“Katsuki...pl-please...” you pleaded, hands getting hold of his lush blonde locks, trying to push him in the direction of your core.

He didn’t budge and only proceeds to tease you more. “what’s wrong baby? Did you forgot how to ask properly?” There was a mischievous glint in his eyes as he gives your sensitive clit a few kitten licks.

“Please Katsuki please” you whined.

“Oh but I don’t know what you want, my love. If you want something, you need to use your big girl words and tell me.” This man then had the nerve to pull your lips apart, exposing your twitching wet core and teasingly lick the circumference. “Come on baby, tell me what you want.”

“Kat-katsuki... I want... I want ... ahhh please!” You said between pants and moans, barely able to form a proper logical sentence. “ I want you... I want you t-to fuck me AH fuck me with... ahhh Katsuki... fuck me with your tongue please Katsuki please” you finally managed.

“Good girl.”

He pries your lips further apart and dove in. He pushes his hot tongue into your dripping core and thrashed it around inside. Your walls clench around him in pleasure and he groans hungrily, the pace at which he is thrusting his tongue into you speeds up.

The noises he is making between your thighs are beyond sinful...and such a turn on for you. A mix of slurping sounds and Bakugou’s deep guttural groan only made your walls clench around him harder and tighter.

He dug both hands under your ass and lifts you closer to his mouth, to tongue fuck you deeper. With one hand supporting your weight from behind, the other arm wrap around your thigh, his fingers finding a comfortable spot on your pubic bone and his thumb finding its way to your clit. He presses down hard, inciting a high pitch moan from you, and then rubs furiously.

“F-FUCKKKKK KATSUKI OH MY GOD FU-FUCK AH KATSUKI!” Your body was overwhelmed with pleasure and you felt yourself reaching your high. “Katsuki I’m... I’m ... gonna ahhh I’m gonna cum Katsuki... gonna cum!”

“Mhmmm cum for me baby girl. Cum in my mouth. Let me taste that sweet cum of yours.” He harshens the assault on your clit and shoves his tongue deeper into you, leaving you screaming and body twitching as your climax hits you.”

“Good girl baby... fuck you taste so good” he moans as he slows down his thumb, bringing you down from your high.

“Katsuki...”

Bakugou’s face was covered in your juices. He looks up at you and throws you a wicked grin, clearly satisfied with the meal. You thought he was done feasting on you, lifting your torso with your elbows, ready to accept his cock in you but boy were you wrong.

Without warning, he trails his tongue from the tip of your asshole up to your clit, trying to gather as much of your cum and juices into his mouth as possible. He sucks at your entrance loudly, the lewd noise echoing in the room.

“Kat-Katsuki?!”

“Taste so good babe mhmmmm you didn’t think I was done with you, did you?”

“But Katsuki...”

“Shush baby. I deserve to have a satisfying breakfast before I leave for work don’t I? Especially after yesterday’s shift. And what is a better breakfast than your sweet cunt.”

He covers your pussy with his mouth, his nose breathing hot air at your clit, as he continues to suck and slurp vigorously, determined to taste every drop of you.

“But Katsuki I...I need you inside me please”

“Patience baby patience”

“Katsuki ~~” you whined.

“Tsk you’re being such a needy slut.” he scolds and gives a slap to your pussy. “Let me have my fill, then I’ll give you what you want.”

“Unggg...” you had no choice but to give in as you squirm under his skilful tongue. He repeats the same assault, gathering up every drop of your wetness into his mouth.

“You want to be filled that bad huh, babygirl?”, mocking your whine. “Fine then. since I’m feeling generous today, there ya go.”

He places his index finger flat on pussy, rubbing against it to coat the length of his finger with your arousal. Latching onto your stimulated clit with his lips, he pushes his finger into you in one smooth motion, all the way until his knuckles. You swallow his finger immediately, appreciating its presence in your pussy. Bakugou starts to move, dragging his finger out and then slowly pushing it back in. He arches his finger slightly, making sure to hit that sweet spongy g-spot of yours with each push.

“right there Katsuki right there...” you pants as you jerk your hips towards him, “fuck it feels so good there baby unggg... yes...more please more AH”

He pulls his index finger out and you were quick to complain but he swiftly replaces it with 2 fingers. He curves both fingers in a “come hither” motion, and pumps his fingers into you, moving in and out of your tight pussy quicker and deeper each time, pressing hard on your g-spot. His mouth continues to suck at your swollen sensitive clit, leaving you screaming with pleasure.

You felt the familiar tension in your pelvis, this time much more intense. “F-FUCK KATSUKI! Katsuki I think I’m gonna... fuckkkkkk oh my god I think I’m gonna cummmmm ahhhhh!”

Your orgasm hits you so hard your mind went blank, your legs convulsing as your back arches in absolute ecstasy. You felt liquid gushing out of your cunt, squinting directly at Bakugou’s face. Not letting go to waste, Bakugou opens his mouth and catching the clear liquid and swallowing it.

“Katsuki...” you pant, your orgasm slowly wearing off.

“That was delicious, baby” a huge cocky smirk plastered on his face as he rolls his tongue around his fingers, licking up the remnant juices. “Want a taste?”

He presses his wet fingers on your bottom lip and you take his sticky fingers into your mouth. The taste of your arousal was strong and mixed with the taste of him, it was intoxicating.

You release his fingers from your mouth, saliva dripping onto your chin. Bakugou leans down and captures your lips in a passionate lustful kiss. You feel your squirt on your skin as he kisses you. It wasn’t the first you squirted, Bakugou was very skilled with his hands, but it was the most intense.

He drags his wet fingers down your chest, finding its way to your hard nipple. He pinches your nipple between his fingers and pulls hard, inciting a moan from your lips.

“Are you ready to take my cock now?” He lifts himself from your body and kneels between your legs, his raging cock in full view. He spits onto his hand and wraps it around his shaft. You watch as his hand pumps his cock, running over the thick veins. Gosh, you wanna run your tongue along them so bad. Your eyes narrowed on his tip, glistening with precum and spit, and your mouth watered.

“Can I suck you off ‘tsuki?” You glanced up at him through your lashes and gently bite your lip. “it’s been a long time since I had your big cock in my mouth.”

He groans at your sentence, clearly turned on by it. “Fuck babygirl at this rate you’re gonna make me cum with just your words.” He grabs your hips roughly and drags you towards him, lining his thick cock at your entrance. “As tempting as that sounds, I don’t think we have time for that right now. Nor do I have enough control left.”

You pout at his rejection and purposefully moved your hips, brushing your folds teasingly against his tip. He growls, giving you a tight slap on your thighs.

“Behave.” He warns. He pulls the skin on your pubic bone, stretching your pussy upwards and exposing your clit. He spits at your pussy, a glob of saliva hitting you right at your clit. You gasped at the warm sensation. He dips the tip of his cock into the saliva and then drags it down the length of your pussy, lubing you up even more.

“God it’s been so long since I fucked you. Miss having that tight pussy around my cock. Ready, baby?”

You nod weakly and he pushes his length into you, stretching out your tight walls.

“Fuckkkk babygirl you are so tight. Fuck you’re clenching around my cock so hard. Fuck.” You grab onto his arms and squeeze as if you feel this thick hard cock pierce you. Even with all the wetness, it was a struggle to fit his girth and length. You haven’t felt so full in a while and it is driving you insane.

Once he’s fully in, he wastes no time thrusting into you. Vigorously. He grabs your thighs and puts them around his waist as you wrap them around him. His balls slapping against your ass and his hands grip the sheets next to you so tightly it looks like he is about to rip them out.

“F-FU-FUCK FUCKK FUCK BABY FUCK OH MY GOD FUCK Katsuki you’re AH you’re so deep ahhhh fuck baby fuckkkkkkkkkkk it feels so good”

He leans down and rests his forehead against yours. He face was scrunched up in ecstasy, his mouth letting out the groans.

“You’re so tight baby girl fuck I’m gonna ... I’m gonna cum soon.”

Ignoring the burn in his thigh muscles, he pounds into you faster and in one final thrust, he cums. Shooting thick hot spurts of cum into you. Filling you up.

“Fuckkkkk...fuck” he pants.

From the pounding to his cum coating your walls and filling up your pussy, your back arch in final orgasm behind dropping back down against the mattress.

It’s barely sunrise and you’re already exhausted. Bakugou spends a few moments resting your chest, catching his breath and you lay there under him catching yours.

The peaceful moment was interrupted when the alarm rings obnoxiously loud. Bakugou stretches around to stop it, lingering on you for a while more before giving you a firm kiss and then lifting himself off the bed.

He picks up his shirt from the ground and dresses you.

“Thanks for the meal,” he whispers, his eyes playful. You would have snorted at his comment and maybe roll your eyes but you’re too well-fucked. He presses a final kiss on your forehead before walking to the bathroom to get ready for work.

The last thing on your mind as your watch your boyfriend in the bathroom, eyes heavy with sleep was: “damn that man got a nice ass.”

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[toukenramblings]

NSFW Headcanons | Tsurumaru, Shokudaikiri, Ookurikara

Warnings: HOLY DAMN NSFW, ME PROJECTING, AVERT YE EYES CHILDREN

man im going to hell

Tsurumaru Kuninaga

Homie, you’re never going to walk right if you’re fucking Tsurumaru. He is going to make sure that you are thoroughly fucked and there is no way to stop him. Of course he will only do it with your consent.

Out of all of the Dategumi, Tsurumaru is the most likely to use toys in bed. He’s the kind of person who probably will have a secret stash of them. How did he get them? Well, let’s just say he’s forever forbidden from computers and the bank account.

Speaking of those damn toys, Tsuru is also going to use them in public. He’s not as kinky as Kikkou per say lord knows how he is, but he has been going to the pink-haired male for some…ideas. They do surprise him. But do expect him to make you wear a vibe or a toy or vibrating underwear in public. He will always have the remote in his pocket and fiddle with it, smirking happily whenever he sees your reaction. He lives for it.

Will also try to fuck you in public, teasing you through your pants under a table and have the most shit-eating fucking grin when you fumble over your words.

“Dear master, whatever is the matter?”

Whenever you two are doing the do, don’t you fucking dare hide your voice from Tsurumaru. He wants to hear it. All of it. Will pin your wrists down, far far away from your lips and with his golden eyes boring into yours, slamming into you: “Don’t you dare hide your voice from me. I want to hear all of it.” He whispers it into your ear. “I want to hear you scream my name.”

Oh this dude is so fuCKING READY TO TRY OUT NEW KINKS. Bondage might be his fave though.

  Is a switch. Loves being on top but if you ask nicely he’ll be on the bottom. Does love it when you ride him though. His hands on your hips, rubbing circles into your skin, whispering praises into your ear. Gets turned on really easily if you switch your positions mid-sex, surprising him.

 Also loves praise, giving mostly.

  Horny little shit. Down to fuck anytime anywhere. Has a pretty high sex drive, you can expect to find him masturbating and your name whispered off of his lips whenever he gets into the mood. Will probably steal some of your underwear for this purpose.

  Cockwarming. Need I say more.

 If you two are fucking in a public place, well…

 “You had better keep your voice down,” a purr would drool from his lips as his fingers slide their way down to your sex, lithe fingers curling and twisting. “Or do you want people to hear and join us? To fuck you until you can’t remember anything else but pleasure?”

 Is also into overstim and orgasm denial.

 Do. Not. Tease. Him. He will immediately ensure that you cannot walk for days.

  He does love after care. Is big spoon during after care. Surprisingly, has a bottle of water and a cloth ready to take care of you after you do the do.

Shokudaikiri Mitsutada

Now, none of you cannot tell me that the image of Mitsu tied down with golden eye blown with lust, kiss swollen lips and a desperate voice begging you for his release wouldn’t make you want to top him. I want to top him so bad tf

  Needless to say, Mitsu is a switch but when he bottoms oh mAN is he needy. He isn’t as kinky as Tsuru but the way you just take command of him and his body and his pleasure? Ugh, he could just cum right then and there.

Power bottom Mitsu

Mitsu is SO into praise kinks, giving and receiving. Calling him such a good boy when you give him oral or him whispering nothing but praises into your ears?

 “You feel so fucking good.” “M-Master, please, will you touch me more?” “Ah! You’re so tight around me, you’re doing amazing my darling.”  

   You have never seen a man react to needy to praise during sex like holy shit. The way he bucks into your hand whenever you call him a good boy, or how good he feels inside of you, how his cock throbs?

To say that Shoku has a bit of a hand kink is an understatement. He finds your hands irresistible while his are rather…burnt and scarred. Gloves mostly stay on during sex but there is something about the roll of your fingers when you stick them down his mouth to suck and how they curl around his cock that just almost make him want to cum.

  Speaking of his gloves, if you have a glove kink- expect him to bite them just to taunt you. He wouldn’t be as cruel as Tsuru with teasing you but you almost think the crane influenced him. If you ask him to take off his gloves, he will be fine with it but will most likely prefer it when its dark and you cannot see how horribly scarred and burnt his fingers are.

  Is an utter gentleman in bed. Will ensure that you cum twice as much as he does. Oh so gentle, rough when he gets riled up.

He’s good at keeping his cool. But the minute you flash a hint of lingerie under your clothing? Oh, it takes all of his years of training to not just snatch you up and run back to your room and just slam you against the wall and fuck you until you can’t fucking walk.

King of after care. Praises do not stop when he’s wiping away the sexual juices, kisses pressed between you and cuddles afterwards.

Compared to Tsuru who is always in the mood and you can tell vs Ookurikara who is like impossible to tell if he’s horny or not, Mitsu is a wildcard. There are times when he seems like he is teasing you for no reason, hands lingering against your body for a little too long. Maybe a whisper here and there of a surprise for you later tonight….and then you come back to your room to find him in shibari/lingerie/has lingerie set out for you? Bye, you’re not seen for a week.

   Mitsu doesn’t mind toys but prefers using his own body to pleasure you. Can be trusted with your bank account and a laptop while looking for something for you to wear.

Very much into overstim.

Biggest kink? You wearing his suits and nothing else.

Ookurikara

 Ookurikara is a top. There is no fucking way you are going to get him to bottom. Not unless you tie him down and flip your positions on him. You will have to fight him for the position of top. But if you have Kikkou and the other Dategumi swords help you jump him to tie him up to make him bottom, oh man. He’ll pretend like he hates it, he love it though.

 Really loves it when you ride him.

VERY MUCH INTO ORGASM DENIAL AS “PUNISHMENTS”

Do you really deserve to cum? Silly master, do you not know who currently is in charge of whether or not you cum tonight? I could leave you right here, to your own devices, without any kind of release.”

A bit of a sadist in that regard. He loves seeing you squirm and beg him for release. He is in control.

It’s no doubt that Ookurikara is rather hard to read, this rings true when it comes to sex. It’s hard to tell if he’s in the mood – pda is sparse with him after all. Though sometimes you can see it, the way he trails off whenever he looks at you, and his eyes undressing you and boring into your skin. Eyes are the window to the soul after all.

   It’s also his eyes that give away his pleasure. Kara is rather quiet in bed. Soft grunts and groans, never as loud as Shoku or Tsuru. Its rare to get a moan outta him.

But if you tease his tattoos? Oh, honey, you’re doomed. Say goodbye to walking.

  Also has a hand kink and tattoo kink. Leaves hickes everywhere, like a constellation only he can see. Will kiss your tats and scars.

   Glove kink. Need I say more.

He is rather sporadic with his aftercare. He isn’t as cuddly as Tsuru or Shoku but he will cuddle after sex. Will wash you yeah most of the time it’s probably rocking you to sleep. But it’s when you close your eyes does Kuri take a moment to take in your beauty and let his mind wander. Thankful for whatever god gave you to him.

 Sure he will fuck in public like your office, but he is hyper aware of anyone who comes close. Covering your mouth with his hand, especially if Taikogane is there.

   He may be quiet during sex, but loves it when you are LOUD.

   Also pretty into cockwarming.

Will use toys everynow and then, but won’t admit that he loves making you suffer at his hands – or being tied up really. ‘

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