#and it’s gay

[thesteamhunk]

Hey everyone you should go watch Prof. Tom Foolery Saves the Planet. For me.

#it’s really good #and it’s GAY #steampunk #steampunk film #prof tom foolery saves the planet #gay #gay film #lgbt #lgbt film

[kokichidemon]

Thank you, DragonVale

#dragonvale #pride #it’s a little villager on my island #And it’s gay #I didn’t think this game would get this #But it did #its Such a small detail but makes me happy

[malarkgirlypop]

WHY IS LORD OF THE RINGS SO GAY! I LOVE IT!

“Don’t you know me, your Sam.”

Um excuse me, I love it.

#Kate watches lord of the rings for the first time #and it’s gay #so gay #we love it #sign me up #sad things happen #two men embrace #GAY!

[kerrusesthisapp]

who tf let boygenius

#boygenius #phoebe bridgers #julien baker #lucy dacus #they’re music SLAPS #who let them hit me in the feels like that bro #but with sick guitar drums and vocals #stop this madness #and it’s GAY #wlw

[paperg0blin]

just got into a new webtoon called Prince of Southland and i am. having an internal meltdown over how utterly beautiful Del (middle character in the pic) is…

i might’ve screamed at this panel. just a little.

#prince of southland #does this webtoon have a fandom bc it should #i am. gripped i’ve been reading this for two hours #it’s past 4am that’s how good this shit is #and it’s GAY #gay as fuck #they kissed within a week of knowing each other

[thatskindarough]

@friskybizfan this one’s for you, babe

Conservative MP Izzy AU plot summary here we go (should I preface this with the fact I love Izzy? I’ll preface this with that just so everyone knows this is not some rabid Izzy hate post, rather it’s a silly AU.)

Lol okay. So This is all actually based off of the U.S system of Elections, ironic considering it’s the member of parliament AU, but I am too lazy and do not care enough to research UK politics (sorry I do not need another corrupt political system in my life.) also from what I’ve heard they’re similar enough so it should still make sense.

Izzy and Ed broke into the political scene as moderates, and are doing relatively well in the house and senate respectively, but one day Ed meets this absolute twat (sexy, hot) blond Democrat (liberal/labour) and suddenly Ed and Stede are the face of the democratic party for the presidency. Out of sheer jealousy, anger, and spite, Izzy decides to run against them as a republican (conservative/Tory). 

This goes very poorly. He has an in with the party through the Badminton’s, but as soon as he starts campaigning no one likes him. He’s not Christian and doesn’t hate poor people enough to win the hard right and he’s generally a bit too bitchy for the average conservative. He can’t even win over the socially conservative people with gay points because he accidentally said ‘no trans no gay rights’ trying to get in favor with those pesky hard right conservatives (Ed can’t tell whether or not he actually believes this but ya know, politics gotta politics and he can’t go back now.)  

He has no base. Also, he’s sad he can no longer have fun gay sex (because obviously the face of the Republican Party can’t be the raging homosexual he is) 

Despite this, he somehow wins the primary’s (democratic candidates actually funded him because no one likes him, so if he won the primary’s it would be unlikely he’d win the actual election thus republicans lose and democrats win.) Now it’s just him against gentlebeard. 

Eventually it becomes clear he’s definitely going to loose. Stede and Ed have pulled so far ahead in polls it probably won’t be close (this is the ideal world where the person with the popular vote actually wins)

He starts getting desperate as he’s run out of money, and he’s about to start some faux conservative news show where he sells supplements that turn the friggen frogs gay and mugs for $99 until eventually he’s pulled out of it by your Character of Choice, platonically or romantically, and he realizes maybe he shouldn’t have become the face of the right just to spite his not-technically ex Ed.

He denounces the party, calls them all useless twats, and pulls out of the race, effectively leaving the conservatives with no leadership. He actually votes for Ed and Stede come election day, even though he’s still salty about it(why couldn’t IZZY be vice president ):<<< ). Ed and Stede get elected co-presidents/prime ministers, everyone lives happily ever after (there are still problems because Ed and Stede aren’t perfect people and power corrupts yadda yadda but shhh shhhhhh), and Izzy finally gets laid.

#Watch out watergate there’s a new political scandal in town #And it’s GAY #This is the only way politics could ever be interesting to me #For anyone who doesn’t know this is based off con O’Neill’s comment at MCM #About what Izzy would be #Dude went from a chef to a mortician to a conservative MP #Con must really have it out for the tories rn and yeah I don’t blame him #Fuck themmmm #Izzy hands #Idk who would want to write this but this is free to use lmao

[all-about-the-tea-parties]

Flanagan cannot get his hands off of the hunger/food/eating/kitchen/love/abuse metaphors and I will always lose my mind over it

Never change, sir

#you really gotta direct some wheel of time my good sir #it’s got all the makings of a tragedy #and the beauty of humanity #and it’s flaws #and the hunger metaphors! #and it’s GAY #come on! #mike flanagan #wheel of time #flanaverse

[foreknowledge]

Rou using the same move against Keiichi that he used at the pond has me deceased like Rou assessing the situation and pulling the only hockey move he has ever seen

#And it’s gay #DOGSRED

[frankenstein-garbage-dump]

somebody help me i’m writing frankenstein fanfic

#and it’s GAY #i mean.. clerval and frankenstein were clearly in love #henry clerval x victor frankenstein #victor frankenstein x henry clerval #victor frankenstein #henry clerval #frankenstein by mary shelley #frankenstein

[styxanstonez]

The temptation to make a blog exclusively about a paranormal harem rp I’ve been making and treating it like a daily life blog

#rp #paranormal harem #monster musume type beat #monmusu #except all the monsters are guys #and it’s gay #and the protag is an archeologist #and has a southern accent

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave! #not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

#fast and the furious #dominic toretto #gay #vin diesel

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Crying over these lesbian cats

#gay cats #lesbians #cats

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[pocket-deer-boy]

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

#gay bear

[profeminist]

"The Don't Say Gay Law has been cut down to size in more ways than this.

- LGBTQ+ students and staff may now be protected by anti-bullying and anti-discrimination measures

- Libraries are free to restock LGBTQ+ books

- LGBTQ+ topics may be discussed freely

GO CRY IN A CORNER RON

Florida teachers can discuss sexual orientation and gender ID under ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill settlement

#lgbt #lgbtq #don't say gay #ron desantis #fuck you desantis #florida #lgbt awareness #lgbt discrimination #lgbt history #lgbtqia+