#sign me up

[jibberjibbsart]

Taking a break from the angst for some more wingman Yona

#wingman yona!!!! #see I love flustered Sidon #but FERAL AND FLUSTERED??? #sign me up #my art #fantasy #doodle #sketch #illustration #fanart #TOTK #loz #tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #Sidlink #Sidon #prince Sidon #link

[cookiedough77]

for @buggachat 's bakery au, this au and art has a chokehold on me frfr

based off of this:

#bakery enemies au #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #ladybug and chat noir #miraculous ladybug #miraculous marinette #adrienette #miraculous lb #drawing #AUFGGHHHH I LOEV THIS AU EEEEE #maybe ill reread it again #love the artstyle #angst and sad? #SIGN ME UP #buggachat

[slutforsilverfoxes]

Imagine…

BAU!reader being married to Hotch but keeping her maiden name in the field to avoid assumptions and judgment. The team knows, obviously, but then a former colleague of Aaron’s from the Seattle office happens to be in town for a conference and wants to catch up over a drink. You can’t help but tease him, of course:

“Knock, knock,” you murmur, leaning against the doorway to your husband’s office. With a glance at your watch, you ask, “Y’gonna be late for your date?”

Aaron looks up at you with a frown before returning his attention to his case file and mumbling, “Not a date.”

“Mm, my apologies,” you respond with a twitch of your lips as you approach his desk. You lean your elbows on the dark wood and rest your chin in your open hands. Batting your eyelashes, you amend, “It’s a meeting betwixt old coworkers.”

Aaron rises from his chair, pressing his fists against the desk opposite you and positively towering over your smaller stature. He meets your fiery gaze with equal defiance, then leans forward to press a kiss to your lips and murmurs, “Are you our resident Reid while he’s with his mom? Who says ‘betwixt’?”

“Oh, shut up, nerd,” you taunt back between kisses of your own. “You collected coins; I played Scrabble. Now get going! Can’t leave a lady waiting for the Aaron Hotchner.”

—————

But WAIT! There’s more! Said agent gets a call while they’re out for a drink and asks Aaron and the BAU for help on a new case. Naturally, you all have to fly to Seattle together…

“Mama, you know this cabin is pressurized, right?” Derek teases with a nudge of your shoulder.

You mumble back around a sip of coffee, “Yeah, so?”

“So if you glare any harder, you’re gonna burn a hole through the jet and we’re all gonna die up here.”

Emily snorts out a laugh and you steal a Cheeto from JJ’s snack (for which you’re met with a stern, “Hey!”) to throw at her. Emily collects the offensive projectile from her lap and pops it into her mouth with a ferocious chomp in your direction, receiving an, “Oh, bite me, Prentiss,” in response.

“Just find a way to slip in that you’re married,” JJ counsels, moving the bag out of your reach to avoid further retaliation.

“Or accidentally fall into his lap. Turbulence can be nasty, you know,” Emily offers as a follow up.

“Like that?” you deadpan, jutting your chin toward the scene at the back of the jet. Aaron and Agent Brandt are over by the coffee, and she’s just steadied herself using your husband’s broad shoulder.

“Or,” Derek counteroffers, tugging at the chain around your neck that holds your wedding and engagement rings while you’re out in the field, “put this rock on and go claim your man!”

“This is dumb. I’m being dumb,” you grumble, flipping open the case file and burying your head in it. “Can we get back to talking about this sociopath and not my high school-esque jealousy?”

“What’s happening? Did I miss anything?” Garcia’s blonde curls bounce up on the monitor before your group, ready for the next installment of this evidently riveting saga.

“Nothing is happening, Pen,” you respond with a sharp look her way, “and y’all need to get out more. Watch a romcom or something if you need some angst.”

“You all completely suck,” Penelope sighs dramatically. “My cup runneth empty in my lair!”

“Then go get yourself another cappuccino, baby girl,” Derek answers smoothly with that dazzling smile of his, perched on the armrest of your seat.

You feel his presence before you hear his voice, every atom in your body suddenly on high alert and keenly aware of everything that is Aaron. “Hey.”

You look up at him with an easy smile, determined to not let your unwarranted bitterness reflect on your work. “What’s up, Hotch?”

He squats down in the aisle beside you so he’s not looming over you and brushes his knuckles across your cheek in an uncharacteristically tender touch, given your current audience. “Do you have that travel bottle of Advil? Brandt may have been overzealous with the margaritas last night.”

“Yeah, it’s… in the side pocket of my bag,” you answer, brow furrowed because he tossed it in there this morning to ward off your inevitable headaches during the coming late nights.

“You’re the best, honey,” he murmurs, standing halfway to press a kiss to your forehead before returning to his full height and going off in search of the pain killer.

“‘Overzealous with the margaritas’, huh?” Emily teases, then starts singing the viral song about just how many margaritas are needed to perform certain acts that shan’t be discussed in polite company.

From across the plane, Dave glances at Aaron who’s rummaging through the overhead luggage bin, then turns his attention to you with a knowing gaze. You avert your eyes, feeling a blush creeping across your cheeks, and settle back in your seat before flipping through the case file in front of you. “So crime scene photos would suggest we’re dealing with a disorganized killer…”

—————

But WAIT! There’s even more!

AH tags 🖤 @gothwifehotchner

#i love one (1) man your honor #that quiet possessiveness #sign me up #aaron hotchner #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotch hotchner #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotch imagine #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner x y/n #aaron hotch fic #aaron hotch x you #aaron hotchner fic #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron hotch fanfiction #aaron hotch fluff #aaron hotch x reader #hotch x female reader #hotch #bau!reader #hotch x bau!reader #hotch fanfiction #hotch x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds imagine #criminal minds fic #hotch x you #hotch x y/n #aaron hotchner x bau!reader

[silver-pieces]

A Warhammer movie/limited series with these two????

Yes. Yes please. 👀

#sign me UP #thirst #henry caville #rahul kohli #henry cavill

[happyheidi]

(via)

#paintings and a place to swim #sign me up #cottagecore #light academia aesthetic #water #watercore #interior #classic academia #warmcore #pool

[midnight-vixn]

Mc who's really damn touch starved and masturbates so so often but it's never enough because what they really need is to be dicked down hard. Cue the exchange program that just makes it even worse because now they have those hot housemates and it just riles them up more. Imagine how they would react.... Asmo def can feel the pent us sexual frustration and horniness, Beel can smell their arousal any time he's close but especially when they're masturbating and he walks past their room to get to the kitchen and Mammon definitely barges in on accident sooner or later while they're touching themself

WOOF YES!

Asmo would be able to sense the frustration anytime you entered the room, once you make your pact with him he can feel your arousal, he’ll be respectful and will wait until you come to him for release. Although he’ll definitely drop hints that it’s okay to ask for help~♡ If you’re in your room trying to get off he can feel that too, and he’s up in his room pleasuring himself alongside you.

Beel quickly learns what you smell like when aroused, it’s an intoxicating scent to him. He has to adjust himself a few times during dinner, he can’t help but wonder what has you so turned on. Some nights he’ll stay outside your door and listen to your sounds, your scent so intense now that his head is fuzzy, he has to stop himself from walking in and having a taste. Instead he heads to the kitchen where he can still hear your moans but at least he can sit while he gets off to you.

Mammon doesn’t believe in boundaries and that’s his own downfall. He can’t help that he wants to spend all his time with you, even when it’s 1 am and everyone else is asleep. He thought he could just slip in and sleep on the floor by your bed, instead he found you on full display. Legs spread wide, doing what you can to get off, your eyes screwed shut as you whimper and moan. You don’t even notice him at first and he’s grateful, but then he becomes needy and upset. It should be him between your legs, he should be getting you off, he could make you feel so much better. He’ll stand there and stroke himself a few times through his jeans before either running off to his room or crawling on top of you to take over.

#needing to be dicked down and then having seven hot roommates?? #sign me up #obey me smut #midnight thirsts

[cutie-lumi]

Some Fem!Rei requests~

#ensemble stars #enstars #femstars #genderbend #rei sakuma #a lesbian who is both a VAMPIRE and a PIRATE? #SIGN ME UP #also anon who requested the pirate fem!rei card i hope you meant the bloomed version #ALSO I HOPE YOU SEE THIS!! #my art #art

[somerandomdudelmao]

What made you excited to get back into TMNT again?

Well, I saw the movie and I thought, hey, I wonder if people draw anything cool. So I went on tumblr just to look at fanart. And within the first five minutes I stumbled upon "Replica" by @kathaynesart and "Bloodbath AU" by @trubblegumm and that was it~

I read that comics in one go and realized that I really wanted to dig into this fandom again:D

#Nothing appeals to me as much as a fandom filled with good comics #I like beautiful fanart #but if that fanart also telling some story #sign me up

[snail-eggs]

every day I wake up and thank god that i’m able to witness the babygirlification of Ghost in real time

#big rise in fics and it makes dudebros mad? #sign me up #simon riley #ghost cod #call of duty #simon ghost riley

[llamagoddessofficial]

Okay but what if single mom MC brings her kid to work in the zoo!harpy AU? She usually has them sit on the outside of the enclosure where the guests are so she can keep an eye on them while working but the kid ends up finding a way in the enclosure. How different would things be if it's MCs kid vs a strangers kid?

I'm assuming she'd avoid tranquilizing skull? Or would it still happen?

A real baby? Oh, delight

Sans: Unlike a stranger's baby, who just gets the bird equivalent to the silent treatment, Mc's child gets played with like he's a tired dad who got woken up on Saturday morning. He considers this his baby, after all, can't just ignore them. Sans lets them sit on his shoulders while he drags himself to his feet and sleepily mooches around his enclosure so they can explore it together.

... But when Mc comes to rescue her kid, Sans suddenly wakes up and comes to life- he won't give them back just yet, actually. This is the perfect chance for a fun game of 'catch us if you can'. He scoops the kid up, and despite her obvious sounds of protest, disappears away into his enclosure in a flurry of feathers.

The kid has a great time, obviously, Sans is moving incredibly quickly and climbing up tall structures to hide- they're having the time of their life. Mc finds wherever they're hiding by following the sound of giggling. And while she isn't thrilled that a giant owl harpy has decided to play keepaway with her child... she also appreciates how gentle he's being, and how much fun they're clearly both having together.

... Sans eventually gives them back.

Red: At first, Mc's very careful with Red, because she's not sure if she can trust him near her child. He's made his 'undying love' for her abundantly clear, and wild male animals sometimes kill the offspring of females they want to mate with. What if he decides he's uninterested in a baby that isn't genetically his, and gets aggressive with her kid? She can't risk it. It's a bridge she won't cross and she does her damnedest to keep the two separate.

... Except, when the inevitable happens, Red is great.

He couldn't act more fatherly if he tried- he actively plays with them, carries them around, preens their dirty hair, picks at their clothes, wipes dirt off their face and growls at staff who get too near. Though he's got his usual grumpy face there are clear smiles breaking out over his expression every now and then... her kid can clamber all over him and he's patient as a saint. It's a huge relief for her- and in a way, it kinda re-frames her view of Red. Maybe he's more than just an aggressive flirt.

... He's especially cuddly and flirty when Mc shows up to collect her kid, though. All hopped up on parental instincts, desperate to cement a bond with her through kisses or nuzzles or a song. this is OUR kid, because we're together right? right?

Skull: Now, she already knows Skull has a propensity for getting overly attached to babies. And she knows he gets overly attached to her. So when she goes into his enclosure and realises that Skull has taken her kid to his nest, she's absolutely ready for a full on battle to get her kid back.

... Instead, when she pokes her head into the den and finds Skull cuddling a sleeping child... as soon as she indicates she wants them back, he happily hands them over.

His issue was with babies he thought were abandoned. But he knows that this is Mc's baby. Their baby. There's a good mother (her) and a loving father (him, of course) so there's no need for him to worry. It's normal for birds to have one adult go away while the other stays with the baby; Mom wants to be the one taking care of their child again, who is he to decline?

... He does stare a bit long at them, though. He likes looking at his family all together.

#llamagines #zoo harpy au #honestly tho a harpy dad sounds absolutely ideal #soft feathers for excellent cuddles and lots of chances to go flying together #sign me up

[tyin-cherry-knots]

French teacher asked if I could “pretend to be a coquettish girl” for a prose competition like do you KNOW who you’re talking to???

#bitch I do that in my SLEEP #sign me UP #coquette #french #girlhood #girlblogging #school

[lexithwrites]

lexith writes | @jegulus-microfic | 6th feb - murder 861 words

James was used to blood now. He still hated the smell, the hot, wet metallic that made his nose sting and his eyes water, but he was used to it. Coming home and having that familiar scent wafting through the flat didn’t make him pause, didn’t make his skin crawl or his stomach lurch. It was just normal.

When Regulus had first explained it all to him he had thought he was mad. Not Regulus, but himself. Maybe he had lost it? Had he just imagined a boyfriend and now he was a monster? Maybe…stranger things had happened. But then Regulus showed him, and he realized he wasn’t making it up. This was reality and it was a reality he could choose to leave, or choose to stay in. 

It was an easy choice. 

“Love?” He called softly, shutting and locking the door and putting down his backpack. There was some muffled movement from down the hall and he noticed the crack in the bathroom door where light was spilling out. At least it wasn’t their bedroom again. James had hated that. “Regulus? Do you need anything?” 

“No.” A sharp reply came and James couldn’t help but bite his lip when his boyfriend's voice came back strangled. Like he had something in his mouth that he hadn’t yet swallowed. 

“Okay. I’m gonna make dinner, alright?” No response, so James went into the kitchen and started dinner.

Normal. This was normal now, he reminded himself. 

Regulus’ feeding routine was the same every month. He tried to act like a regular person everyday. He ate food, drank water and sometimes alcohol. He went to parties and to his work and he smiled and laughed like everybody else, but sometimes, when he could no longer take it, he snapped.

That’s when it happened.

It was never a good person, or a nice person. He told James they were bad people, and he believed him. He knew Regulus well enough to trust he wouldn’t harm an innocent person, that he had to seek people out specifically for this. That had to mean something, right? It was murder but…maybe taking these kinds of people out was for the greater good.

That’s what James told himself, anyway. 

An hour passed before Regulus walked in, fresh out of the shower and looking beautiful. James had made himself some risotto his mother had once shown him, and was sitting at the kitchen table with a beer in front of him. He smiled when Regulus came in and reached for his hand. No blood. 

“How do you feel?” He asked, already knowing the answer.

“Can…later can you help me…” Regulus looked away. 

“Of course. You know I always will.” James wondered how heavy this person was going to be. Last time they’d been pretty skinny which meant clean up was a lot more straightforward. Regulus did have to try and pin them down after all, they couldn’t be that much bigger than him.

Regulus, instead of sitting in the opposite seat at the table, moved to curl into James’ lap, shoving his face into his neck and inhaling. James wasn’t scared of that anymore, knowing that he was the last person Regulus would ever turn on. He’d probably harm himself before doing that.

“I know you hate it. But you have to do it.”

“I should be eating animals.” He sniffled.

“We tried that and it wasn’t enough. It made you sick, love.”

“I’m already sick.” 

James pulled back and cupped his face. “You are not sick.” His voice was firm but comforting. He needed Regulus to believe this. He spiraled after feeding but he always needed to be brought back to the surface. James couldn’t lose him. “You have to survive just like everyone else.”

“But it’s wrong.” Regulus’ eyes were getting wet with tears. 

“I don’t think it’s wrong.” James said. “But I know it’s hard.” He leaned a little closer so their noses bumped. “I love you, Regulus. More than anything. I’m gonna help you, okay? Whatever I need to do. If you need me to start—”

A hiss bubbled in Regulus’ chest and James swallowed. 

“Okay, okay. I won’t. Promise.” Regulus sunk against him again. 

“It's just…blood is so good.” He sighed, fingers trailing over James’ pulse point. He smirked. This part was a little plus, the feeling afterwards. The high, the lust. Not that they needed it to sleep together, definitely not, but the sex was always a little more…animalistic. And James often ended up with some shoulder bites he could admire later on. 

“I wouldn’t know.” James said, looking into Regulus’ eyes. “But I could.”

“Jamie.” He warned.

“I mean it. Then we could both do this together, properly. You get scared you’ll hurt me but love, you could never hurt me. Especially if I’m like you.” James closed his eyes and he felt a kiss over each eye. 

“It hurts. To change.” Regulus whispered.

“It wouldn’t. Not from you.” James captured his lips in a kiss and then picked Regulus up. “All you make me feel is love.”

Regulus smiled, and James saw the small glint of his fangs. His beautiful, beautiful fangs.

#this went on for so long but i love it #unhinged jegulus #sign me up #the marauders #regulus black #james potter #lexith writes #starchaser #sunseeker #james x regulus #regulus x james #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter #jegulus microfic

[chirpsythismorning]

You guys are excited for May to come because that means filming for s5 is starting. I am excited for May to come because filming for s5 starting means that the s5 inspo board reveal is on the horizon. We are not the same.

#byler #once we get that board #i will be swamped!!! #YOURE telling me I can have the dna to s5 and discover it on my own and amongst my peers #sign me up #omw

[earththings]

#what an experience #sign me up #cozy aesthetic #naturecore #earthlings #earthcore #natural aesthetic #light aesthetic #fairy cottage #cottagecore aesthetic #summercore

[circuscl0wn]

Round of applause for Fort Thitipong

This might be my last LITA Post (I want to CRY) but I wanted to take the time to point out how GREAT of an actor Fort Thitipong is.

With how versatile Fort was he rarely took me out of a scene or had a facial expression that did not match the situation. There’s always room for improvement, but for his first series as a main lead, I HAVE to give it to him.

So here are 5 of my favorite acting moments for Fort in no particular order

1. Angry Prapai when Sky worries him

No but look at his face, this man was ANGRY, FLABBERGASTED, HURT, and so much more. You can tell he wanted to CUSS Sky OUT but also wanted to properly address sky’s actions. It was this scene that confirmed to me that Fort was definitely going to EAT his role up!!

2. Prapai beating the shit out of Gun

I already made a post on it, but FORT’S PUNCHES WERE REALISTIC! It’s rare that we see punches in media that look like savage beatings which are what some fights look like in reality. This mainly happens when someone falls down. As people who commented on my post said, he was using “hammer fists” to just repeatedly pummel Gun, no regular ass person squares up like Mike Tyson😭. Thank you Fort and the director for not trying to give us professional MMA Fighter moves LMFAOO.

3. Emotional Prapai when Sky tries to cut him off

Still can’t believe Sky really tried that😭. But when fort/prapai said “so you pick up the phone when it’s not my number” and “do you realize what you’re saying?!” I could feel his emotions. He was so hurt and the way he gripped the phone to calm himself down….Fort delivered

4. Bathtub special episode Prapai

Had a hard time choosing between this scene and the seaside almost proposal (?) cuz both were so captivating. I don’t know if it’s the mixture of Forts acting and the cinematography, but every scene he had in the special was amazing. This bathtub scene in particular because the conversation, the way he physically reacted to Sky, THE EYE CONTACT. You could tell he was intently listening to sky based on the changes in facial expression and the eye contact.

5. King of Breaking and entering

This is the scene that had the girls SOBBING, and by the girls…I mean me💀There were so many emotions Fort conveyed while he was reading that diary, I was on the EDGE of my seat. Definitely in the top 5 moments in the entire show.

Often times we focus on Forts golden retriever like expressions, but we should also appreciate him for being able to portray different feelings with his eyes. That’s something some of my favorite BL actors have in common, they act with their eyes (which is definitely not an easy task). These are of course not all of Forts best moments but if I kept going it would be too long.

Gonna miss him and LITA

#a pretty boy who can act but doesn’t rely on his looks to get by? #SIGN ME UP #but on a real note I’m so happy this series introduced me to fort #I love finding or seeing actors with potential #I love actors with range #looking forward to his next projects #lita #prapaisky #love in the air #thai bl #prapai x sky #fort thitipong #love in the air series #lita special ep #lita ep 13 #lita episode 12 #prapai lita #prapai #prapai love in the air #sky x prapai #skyprapai #love in the air the series #fortpeat #lita the series #lita cast #bl series #asian bl series #peat wasuthorn #fort thitipong sengngai

[andy-clutterbuck]

4x16 | A

#richard pls #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S4 #cool me next #glaring savage wild rick #sign me up #if i lay here #if i just lay here #you could step on me and that'd be ok #look at me like that thanks #obviously not while you're holding a dude hostage but ya know #i wouldn't be adverse if that was the only way