#and my friend was like wtf are you okay

[lilfuturescars]

So… when does one get over FFXV? 👉🏼👈🏼

Asking for a friend.

#it’s me #I’m friend #it’s been less than a week and I just can’t #like wtf that ending? #it’s good but like #what about my feels? #how is any of that okay? #I was good until the chocobros came #and the brotherhood #and the open world #and then the MF TIME SKIP #ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME? #right in the feels #ffxv #noctis lucis caelum #gladiolus amicitia #prompto argentum #ignis scientia #chocobros #regalia

[imthursdaysyme]

I feel like the kids in st would have simple small answers for “what do you want to do in the future” bc subconsciously or not they don’t think they’ll survive, I think Lucas would answer and say oh I want to be a camp counselor one summer and his dad is like….I meant a job son

#lucas sinclair #i love him #and i think they would all do this more unconsciously like oh id like to learn how to drive #and thier parents are like what? drive? we meant like goals you have #and they are like yeah #driving is a goal maybe even getting a job or you know i was really hoping i could one day have a party with my friends at the lake #and slowly all the parents are realizing they don't think theyll live past 16/18 and are like wtf happened #i think the parents slowly picking up that their kids have massive amounts of trauma in small ways is so important #bc listen some of them have good parents and parents will pick up on that shift in them #i want ms henderson to be so concerned why her son is suddenly freaking out if he hasn't talked to all his friends that day #or confused why he suddenly doesn't eat certain foods anymore (they were the last thing he ate before upside down adventures) #like all that #very important okay

[thelastsaiyanprincess]

hey yall, if someone you care about says they're going through a crisis or had an emotional breakdown, the basic fucking thing you can and should do is ask if they're okay 👍🏽

#im not asking for a lot and this is not hard. its what friends do when they care about each othee #& if you truly wanted to be my friend you'd care if i was okay #im soooooo tired if this. that shit pissed me off so bad #im not saying you need to emotionally babysit me or solve all my problems. i just want you to ASK. for fucks sake #like wtf? if my friend said 'ive been struggling badly' first thing i'd ask if whats wrong? how can i help? #anyway. mfs are getting blocked if they do this shit from now on. dont gloss over my issues just because u wanna fuck or whatever #annoying. #vent post

[nyxi-pixie]

IM SEEING SHIRASE HATE ON TT AGAIN NOOOO FREE ME FROM THIS HELL MY BOY IS INNOCENT HES DONE NO WRONG (he has done several wrongs)!!! FREE UP MY SON!!! MY LIL GUY!!! HE GOT SILLY WITH A KNIFE O N E TIME. JUST ONE. HES INNOCENT!!!!

#shirase they could never make me hate you #shirase buichirou #also that time he threw the vase at chuuya was funny okay. hes an icon #honestly that reunion in stormbringer gives sm crazy ex gf energy like shirase u lil slayking they will never understand ur losercore energy #pls poor adam being confused asf by wtf chuuyas got going on w all of his friends(?) #oh im ranting abt sb in the tags again #my bad homies #bsd

[therootednomad]

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#was on a call with this man today who's got 10 years on me #somehow he ended up asking me if I’d been In relationships before and I was straight up about it #then I ask bim the same and he proceeds to tell me of all the haram he’d get up to but is now looking for something serious #so I’m like idk why you needed to tell me all that but okay… #do you know what he said next????? that my voice sounds like I have a sexy body #!!!!!! #and he kept asking for my weight and body proportions 🤢 #I don’t understand wtf runs thru mens heads sometimes #but my stomach was churning #such a shame coz the convo was going good and we were talking for 1.5hrs and he also had a French accent which was attractive #but ofc he just had to ruin it 🥲 #and also not to mention I was on speakers and his friend was in the background FILLING in words for him in the conversation #like excuse me? #you'd think 32+ years would be more respectful and serious but nope #sigh #I think I’m better off marrying a potato at this rate

[citrinide]

Huh I sure have been getting recommended a lot of Splatoon stuff recently. I wonder why...

#cecil.fm #[STARES AT U NIGEL. STARING SO INTENSELY AT U.] #I swear any time my friends go through sprees of reblogging fandom stuff I always catch the overspill of it #For Mari it's The Magnus Archives and Nigel it's Splatoon #... of which I know minimal about for either but like love this I'm being subjected to stuff the people I care about like :3 #absorbing information through osmosis. (and being promptly horrified by everything I learn in regards to tma wtf are you guys okay) #I hope the same happens for. uh whatever fandoms ive been reblogging obsessively. i think im pretty wellrounded actually

[hoffmanstits-enjoyer]

my brother in christ, you need to stop hating what people are posting about mark hoffman and start posting all the deep character analysis your heart desires or something because being pissy at the fandom won't achieve shit, i'm being sincere

#wtf is up with people nowadays #bottom/top discourse and now someone saying stuff abt sexualization????? #mark is my pookie i love him so much and I honestly don't get the hate for him #but idk if u noticed saw characters are sexualized to the full blast #or blorbofied so hard u can barely recognize them #and that's okay!!! that's fandom!!! you won't agree with people!!! sometimes the majority is ur crowd sometimes it's not!!! #i think we all know mark hoffman's a clever resourceful strong willed and skilled motherfucker and if lawrence hadn't caught him off guard?? #he would be unstoppable #but he ALSO has the body of an attack dog and i wanna lick his scars #now please. stop treating the fandom like we're all awful freaks bc we don't Respect a fictional fucking character #this is for all people out there taking jokes a little too seriously #the block button is your FRIEND #sawposting #mark hoffman

[theygender]

Apparently the scene you get with Shadowheart if you get her approval all the way up and then tell her you want to get to spend time with her is the same one you're supposed to get at the tiefling party, which means if you trigger it early you may not get any scene with her at the party at all. This made things pretty confusing when I showed up expecting to advance my romance with her and instead she just gave me some generic "lol wine is good huh" dialogue meanwhile every other companion* BUT her was actively trying to jump my bones... Literally just had to beat everyone else off of my Tav with a stick and then go to bed alone 😔

*Except Lae'zel, who instead went on an unprompted rant about how she knew I wanted to fuck her sooo bad but I had Pissed Her Off by making her be Nice to People so now she would NEVER allow me the pleasure of having crazy hot githyanki sex with her. (She propositioned me a few days later anyways)

#i seem to have accidentally started a romance with lae'zel astarion AND gale in addition to shadowheart 😭 #like the next day i had a notice to talk with astarion and it was the scene where hes talking about not being able to see his reflection #and it was literally like dodging fucking bullets trying to pick an option that wasnt flirting #i ended up having to pick some mean dialogue that was like 'maybe its for the best youre not exactly aging gracefully' #bc the ONLY other two options were like 'tell him you think hes beautiful' and 'gaze lovingly into his eyes' or some shit #and i was like '...okay im picking the mean one but i mean it as a joke. maybe it can be a joke' and i picked it an he was all horrified #but then the next dialogue gave me an option to say 'lol im just kidding' and i was like PHEW #but then he just went back to being fucking flirty again and was like 'really~ well then tell me what you like about me the most' or smth #and i was like FUCK. NO #but then the next dialogue tree in addition to having the normal flirty options had three additional options #that were like 'youre fine. but lae'zel/gale/shadowheart? now theres real beauty' #and i was like. fuckin. OKAY #ill wonder wtf those other two are doing there later but for now ill pick the one where i tell him in interested in shadowheart #so i picked that option and this bitch fucking APPROVED. told me he was going to have to work harder to keep up with his competition #like SIR. what do you MEAN competition. i let you bite me ONE time bc you said you were dying of thirst and i wanted to help a bro out #and then the next morning i immediately told you i didnt like it and i never wanted it to happen again #what do you mean competition dude you arent even on my radar 😭 im a DYKE #and why were lae'zel and gale there as options too?? #the next night i got gales weave scene where he shows my character how to use magic #(my tav was pretty unimpressed as a fellow mage tbh but hes my friend and i was being polite) #and when i clicked the option to clearly say at the end that i was not interested in having an intimate moment with gale #he got all misty eyed and was like 'oh how quickly these moments fade away...' #like bro the moment didnt fade away i politely shut it down on purpose bc im not interested. what are you talking about #and THEN i got lae'zel trying to fuck me and when i turned her down she gave me the exact same dialogue #about how i would miss out on having hot githyanki sex with her. AGAIN #yall im JUST trying to romance shadowheart 😭 leave me alone #if anyone else is gonna try to trap me into flirting with them then at least let it be karlach next time please 😭🙏 #(ill come back for lae'zel on another playthrough bc being between her and shadowheart sounds like a safety hazard tbh) #rambling

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

not one character in hannibal that i don't relate to. not one.

#raj shitposting #i relate to will because hell is other people indeed all hail jean-paul sartre also infj and only child in a dysfunctional fam solidarity < #i relate to abigail because wtf my parents are not really okay i need help also only child in a dysfunctional family (father) solidarity <3 #i relate to hannibal because wtf that rude misogynist does NOT deserve to live also classical music poetry medicine and art history <3 #i relate to chilton because fml i really wanted to be like this person for xyz reason but now i just have an unsolicited rival who i like < #i relate to freddie because why not i love trolling people and making their lives miserable also journalism <3 #i relate to bella because wtf let me just die in peace why am i important to y'all you pieces of shit #i relate to beverly because there is def something up with this middle aged bastard ik it i just do #i relate to margot because jfc everyone in my family hates me for being a girl #i relate to alana because i'm gay and i did not know this til it was too late lmao #i relate to jack because wtf is going on why are y'all acting up #i relate to bedelia because i am surrounded by idiots #i relate to jimmy because fuck everything i love bees #i relate to brian because i have really groovy friends #hannibal

[911onabc]

hiiiii i’m out of the woods now (i mean that literally i was in the woods) but i kind of enjoyed being offline so i might be like barely on here for a week or so idk idk we will see. I am incapable of shutting up so that might be a lie

#if you want to talk to me you can dm me or message me on discord or whatever lol #ALSO i wrote the beginning of a fic by hand in the woods #I stayed up late to write it and my friends (all artists no writers) were all like wtf are you doing #I was INSPIRED okay <3 #anyways #idk this is more just an update post than anything else lol #ramblings

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Me reading a cool new novel: hah wow this is cool it has a neat premise and a promising plot line let’s see our protagonist level up and learn how to use his new power in interesting and cool ways—

*MC meets a beautiful powerful girl and defeats her

*MC meets a beautiful powerful girl and impresses her

*MC meets a beautiful powerful girl and rescues her

*MC meets a beautiful powerful girl and defeats her PT 2

Me: Ah nvm it’s a harem novel god damn it

#it was cool at first but now I’m grinding my teeth like wtf #I was okay with it at first bc like. he defeats the beautiful cold hearted prodigy by a hairs breadth and we get this sad backstory for her #which could be better’d by the MC who doesn’t fear her and can teach her how to socialize and become a brighter happier person through their #developing friendship and potentially romantic relationship and it could have led to character development for both of them as they struggle #through the feeling of being cast aside as an ‘other’ by society and learning how to stumble through a relationship that involves #communication and admittance and honesty #something our MC and FL can’t get through their mentors #instead we get her genuine attempts at becoming friends being brushed off by him who assumes she’s going to eventually want a romantic #relationship by the end of it and ARGHHXHHD she’s a shy person!! she’s trying her best!!! you asshole!!!! and then the author has the #AUDACITY #to make her continue yearning after this guy who doesn’t give 2 shits about her and she’s only used as a support character for the #ensuing battle and then he promptly leaves her behind for his own adventure #and don’t even get me STARTED on the lack of compatibility with the other women in this story #they aren’t even being used as potential love interests they’re just there so the author can say he added strong female characters and then #IMMEDIATELY turns around and makes them fawn over this 19 yr guy who cAn pRoTeCt ThEM AnD HEs sO cOoL FUCK #I was holding out but now he just annoys me dude this is why I don’t like reading male lead perspectives if there’s a DROP of romance #it ruins it! romance is dead no one knows what chemistry is they only want to be fawned over by women to stroke their egos #not a reblog

[trashbaget]

tell me your failed/embarrassing flirting stories to make me feel better, i’ll go first: today i said “get out of my way” forgot to say “i’m kidding” then immediately said “bye”

#it is awful having feelings for someone you know and have an established friendship with #but crushing on someone i barely know is knew to me and i legit feel like an idiot every time i do something stupid like this #i can’t just. talk to the guy #if i say hey and he says sup i say ‘sup indeed’ like what the fuck is that #i can barely even say hello to him #don’t get me wrong i’ve DONE it but most days i’m like #ah fuck there he is #okay you can do it just say hi #just say what’s up #and then he’s already gone #also. like. the setting we’re in is soooo not good for talking or flirting realt because um. it’s work he’s my coworker.. so um. do i fuckin #ask him for his number?? or to hang out??? but like. he’s kind of a stranger to me what do i want to hang out for 🧍 #but like. ​i dont want to do that until i have at least one successful interaction #or like. an actual conversation. #which is gonna be really hard to manage because he doesn’t talk much at all to anyone and i really only talk if someone talks to me first or #i’ll say something absolutely idiotic and ridiculous (and honestly i do that no matter what) #anyway so um. i guess i’m just gonna keep making a fool of myself until i get it right and hopefully i don’t screw it up 🥴 #i lost all my confidence in the last year and i cant do anything chill or smooth anymore (i was never that good in the first place but at #least i could PRETEND i knew what i was doing. like i could sell it. the whole weird and lost bit.) #anyway. i felt better for like 5 minutes when some guy at the gas station flirt failed with me on the way home. but that’s partly my fault #too oops. in his defense he probably could not see that i had headphones on bc upon mirror inspection they were well blended with my hair #but i was waiting to cross the street and this guy tried to like nod and smile and i did not know it was to me until i got to the other side #where the gas station was and and like. tried again and i awkward half smiled and saw his face get all mushy and confused like mine FELT 20 #mins before when i’d flopped so hard trying to flirt and by the time i’d processed WAIT i think he was FLIRTING WITH ME i was already gone 🤡 #but at least it ended better than the poor 14yo who very confidently asked for my number #who. i shit you not. SCREECHED for a solid 44.5 seconds and bolted the other direction when i said sorry im 21 #his friends were standing there like wtf too and one was like i am so sorry about him 🤦 #cheers to being fools universe

[aceyanaheim]

it’s baked into my understanding of kakashi hatake that he has absolutely no clue how children work and thats just part of team 7s dysfunction listen.

#this man was all of 14 when his only support system died and hten went to work for Black Ops With Masks #like do you think that man knows Anything about how to human he was on the field while he still had milk teeth #when Minato got him he was legit 'this child the size of half my arm' #i cannot speify enough how much that warps what 'being a functioning peson' is #team sevens lucky he had dogs he went 'okay feed positive reinforcement make sure they dont trip over their own ambition to walk' and just #Went From There #like he'll show up with vegetables for naruto but also 'i was on my own by 8 bc my dad yknow Died so hes probably??? #fine??' #this man looks at Sasuke and thinks back when he was 12 and his best friend had just died and he saw his eye in the mirror nad lowkey the #dogs were taking care of Him and goes 'hn he's probably good right? I'll just teach him something i always cried less when i learned #something ' #'how am i supposed to know how kids work i dont even know how 'I' work doesnt even begin to fucking cover it Why Is This So Funny #everyone: poor kakashi he got the biggest gremlim kids with more issues than vogue #babes kakashi was the og he and the kids are just one big ball of what pray tell the fuck lilke hes Part of it he needs an adult #preferably one that didnt need a booster seat for his own chunnin exam #okay im done #just..its unhinged theyre All unhinged i love it #wtf i cant stop laughing #honestly Everything makes so much more sense

[iloveyouitisruiningmylife]

you ever hangout with someone and their company is actually much worse than being alone?

#she came over and we watched hasee toh phasee together okay #bc she said she hadn't seen it and i was like huh wtf!!!!! #terrible idea she doesn't deserve to see that movie it was so perfect she didn't ruin it exactly bc it's my fav #movie ever and she's not important enough to change that #but god it was annoying having her next to me i wanted her to go away and watch it on my own😭😭 #she kept looking at her phone on super important scenes and she kept saying arey she should find out about them where is the spice #and i kept saying this isn't about spice it's sweet heartwarming story about love and doomed relationships and father daugter rships #but she didn't appreciate it #i need to watch the movie again on my own to cleanse myself from the negativity ew #and she said i had so much fun let's do this again help😭😭 meko nahi karna never again #time to subtly start ignoring her so she gets the message and leave me alone #i already got the ick from her when she acted that way over parents but i was like ivy no ppl aren't perfect give her a second chance you #friends you're really lonely your internet friends are great but they can't sit next to you and talk to you #but i was wrong being lonely is better she's just so. wrong😭 #i kept thinking she's literally worse than everyone in my life i would have had more fun watching it with my MOM😭 #and my sis loves this movie and my bestie loves this movie and my cousin sis also loves this movie #UGH

[simping-on-the-daily]

I think it would be really funny if Malleus actually gains his Unique Magic during Chapter 7. Something happens and he sounds something badass and something cool happens and he's like "Huh. What did I just say"

#malleus: deep monologue encantation time wait no SLEEPIE TIME #yuu: *drops like a sick of potatoes* #malleus: #malleus: wait what tf just happened #sebek: you got your unique magic #malleus: okay but what did i do- OMG CHILD OF MAN......actually this...isn't the worst thing that could've happened???? #sebek:.....with all due respect wakasama wtf that's my friend??? #twst #twisted wonderland #twst chapter 7 #twst chapter 7 spoilers #twst book 7 #twst book 7 spoilers #simper says stuff