#and poor thing laying there

[fadedrainbowbookshelves]

Frank better hope there’s never any rogue letters fluttering around his living room anytime soon…

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #frank frankly #eddie dear #eddie x frank #frank x eddie #Frank being a smarmy little punk and teasing the heck out of Eddie was great #Eddie…oh Eddie. poor thing needs a break. a vacation. something. #love the voice actors I’m especially endeared to how friendly Eddie sounds! #the whole Mr. Dear and Mr. Frankly thing was interestingg #speculation here but I’m wondering if they’re just supposed to act distant for the playfellow censors (can’t be too gay!) #or if maybe Eddie’s memory issues have led to him forgetting his relationship with Frank #or if it simply isn’t a thing yet in the recordings were given. #so many thoughts and here they all lay in the tags! sorry folks <3

[rinrin-the-shark-teen]

Steve cannot believe this. He is humiliated on an entirely new level. He has fought literal MONSTERS and looked death in the eye more times than he is comfortable to count and yet... and yet here is is. Fighting a literal child. How did he even get here?

Steve takes a deep breath, opens his fridge and takes out 2 soda cans. He slowly makes his way back to his living room where everyone is watching some movie that he hasn't even payed attention to because he has been too busy glaring at a kid. He really should be ashamed, but more than anything he is irritated.

Steve's main pain point in life is one Mike Wheeler. This kid is doing ANYTHING within his power to get him as far away from Eddie as possible. Steve already knew that he wasn't Mike's favorite person but still... this was beyond ridiculous.

Steve had originally planned for a movie night with Eddie and Eddie ALONE. But somehow, it suddenly turned into a movie night with the entire party. He heard from Dustin's loose lips that Eddie had made an off comment about today and suddenly Mike had invited everyone over. Eddie had actually looked sheepish about it. He didn't want to impose on Steve like this, but once the gremlins had something in their head it was impossible to get them to stop. Hence why literally everyone was now piled up on the Harrington living room. Steve understood of course, he has had his fair share of ruined plans thanks to the kids, he couldn't blame Eddie. He knew perfectly well whose fault it was. Still, he tried to make the best of it. He could still pull some moves right? It was dark, they would be in close quarters, and during a scary movie?? Perfect scenario to get some of the ol' Harrington charm on. So as casually as he could, he started getting everyone seated, leaving him and Eddie on the loveseat at the back. And at first, it was great. Eddie would get reaaaally close, little comments leaving his mouth that lingered on Steve's cheek, he was so close. God he had missed this feeling so much. The quick heart rate, the tingling on his skin where their arms met, the butterflies on his stomach.. even the hot flush that took over his neck when Eddie winked at him after a particularly lewd comment. He was about to make the typical douche move and put his arm behind the couch when... "Steve" ... "Steve!" "What!?" "I'm hungry" "Go get some snacks then Wheeler" "I don't want to touch something that i'm not supposed to dude" Steve sighed deeply, rolling his eyes before getting up to the kitchen. He might as well make some for everyone right? He quickly got some pop corn and some chips into bowls and walked out of the kitchen, everyone still enraptured by the movie. Everyone but Mike Wheeler. Who had moved from his place on the puppy pile on the floor, to HIS place next to Eddie. "Wheeler, come take your food" "Can't you just pass it over?" "You're in mi seat..." "What are you? 12?" "Aren't you??" "SHHHHHHH! Shut up man we're trying to watch something here!!" Both of them cringed and apologized quickly. Steve looked back to Mike who was now watching Eddie with huge eyes and a faint blush on his cheeks. The reaction was immediate: irritation, jealousy and incredulity. The little shit really had gotten Steve out of Eddie's vicinity, taken Steve's place thinking what?? that he had a shot?? or was he just lowering Steves chances??? Just when Steve thought this could not get worse, he was not internally cursing a child for being next to his crush, he wasn't... ..the little shit had the absolute audacity to smirk at him??? while slowly leaning onto Eddies shoulder at that?!? Oh. Oh no. Oh now it was ON.

#i cant stop laughing at mike being over the moon in love with eddie and steve not being able to stand it #eddie doesnt care hes a kid so he just kind of ignores it #but steve #poor steve is SEETHING #who does this dumb kid think he is??? #he will throw hands if mike lays a hand on his crush #hes LIKE TWELVE how DARE HE #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #mike wheeler #stranger things

[lucy-moderatz]

Well, look at the bright side. He's got more room in his Jockey shorts.

#film: while you were sleeping #while you were sleeping #sandra bullock #my favorite time of the year #oh my god #poor peter #but also #peter gallagher had a fun job #he just had to lay there act unconscious and he got to have all of this going on around him #fun #things i made

[outism-had-a-purpose]

Imagine if Telemachus looked a bit like Sinclair. Would retranslate all of Outis interactions with latter.

Girl is living the 'harsh emotionally distant dad' life vicariously through her 19 year old coworker who is probably the same age as her son who she probably hasn't seen ever since he was a tot. To Páthos Máthos or sumthin

#limbus company #outis #sinclair #assorted outisms #i just find it hilarious that outis is beefing with the poor lad on canto iv she's gotten meaner i love it #but anyhow brainrot in the tags time #been reading her base ego's trivia page and find the provided trivia about 'to páthos máthos' inch resting which ill provide here: #The phrase is a variant of pathei mathos (πάθει μάθος 'learning through suffering') a quote originating from Aeschylus' tragedy Agamemnon. #its namesake Agamemnon being the Ancient Greek general responsible for bringing Odysseus (alias: Outis) #into the Trojan War by threatening to kill his infant son Telemachus. #of course since its the fandom wiki it could just be an interesting snippet that won't bear fruit #there's also one post that i remmeber about odysseus being dodging the trojan war draft by feining madness #i have nothing meaningful to say im just pulling info and laying it out on the floor because i dont wanna speculate? because i might get a #thing or two wrong because im not exactly a greek mythos buff #anyways if you've somehow read all of this please feel free to like talk in the comments or reblogs i like seeing people theorize what the #fuck is up with that old woman war criminal

[atopvisenyashill]

Some of the Greens are crazy. Oh Rhaenyra doesn't deserve the throne because she was a spoiled little girl that always hid behind daddy. She didn't 'earn' her position as heir. Like due, it is a medieval world and Aegon (the teenage drunk rapist) only is considered a king because he has a dick. Like even if Rhaenyra dutifully 'suffered', it still wouldn't affect her right to the throne one way or the other.

yeah, i mean i definitely have joked (i hope everyone realizes i'm joking, i do Not believe in the divine right of kings and generally i think most rich people should be [redacted]) about being ~deserving of power or whatever, but that's more in a narrative context (ie, Bran is on a Hero's Journey and He Will Earn His Ending Narratively, not that I actually believe he is divinely chosen - because he is but as we see in the cave in the true north, being divinely chosen isn't a good thing because the gods do not give a shit about you they want to eat you.

and definitely the most insane thing about hotd discourse (or one of the most insane things) is that people will really genuinely talk about rhaenyra not deserving the throne because she's ~spoiled~ and aegon has the right because he's the boy. and before someone argues "well actually we're saying-" no, i'm saying there are some crazy ass people who will genuinely sit there and argue with you that male primogeniture should be respected it is mind boggling.

but even beyond that, i find the "rhaenyra is spoiled she doesn't deserve it" thing to be a really disingenuous way of framing the whole conflict. first of all, No One Deserves To Be King Or Queen, nor, as you say, is something like that earned it's inherited. She doesn't need to earn it, she was chosen by her father and that's the end of the conversation because that's how shit like that works. and if you want to contrast that with the other people who are in the line of succession - whomst exactly "deserves" power? Aemond??? Daeron?????? "oh well Helaena" cool so you're saying women should in fact be included in the line of succession???? like, what a stupid way of framing this whole thing lmao, the only character who even marginally "deserves" power is like, jacaerys and rhaenys and corlys (and helaena) because when given power they don't immediately use it to brutally torment other people but when you say "jace would be a good ruler" people just focus in on the bastard thing and then I just kinda stop paying attention lajdsf. and beyond that, like, the heir isn't "hiding behind daddy" she is attempting to turn to her own damn father for help and that should be fine, actually??? to ask your goddamn dad who put you in this position to go "hey i need backup."

anyways yeah, every time someone is like "well the war is right rhaenyra doesn't deserve to be queen" neither did jaehaerys' bitch ass but he was the next oldest and got the throne because, ya know, deserve has very little to do with legal authority!

#and ya know its AEGON AND ALICENT who murder the peasant kings and queens even tho a) most of them are dragonseeds jfc #THESE ARE YOUR GODDAMN COUSINS and b) you know one thing i'll say for jae he grants significant mercy to maegor's supporters #and also gets the poor fellows to lay down their arms by GIVING THEM ACCESS TO POWER AND A VOICE #WHICH IS ALL THEY REALLY WANTED #so let's not even start on DESERVES POWER #one side is *legally* correct and one side is *historically* correct to be nervous and both sides show their asses the moment the war start #CAN WE BE SERIOUS #asks #anons #THIS WAS A RANT BC ITS BEFORE 10 AM AND I'M AWAKE AT WORK #CAPITALISM IS A SCAM #ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #fandom wank #anyone want me to tag like 'anti greens' or something i can #if ur nervous to let me know u can send an anon and i'll tag my fandom wank rants alkjsdflkjd

[ooklet]

my villain origin story is pantry moths

#thank yoooou to the foodbank that gave us infested rice #we had to throw out 80% of our pantry food #cuz even if something isn't actively infested if you take away one thing they'll just get into something else #also it's really hard to tell if something is infested if they've only just started laying eggs in it #lemme tell you as someone who grew up dirt poor having to throw out food that might have been perfectly good is pure panic attack #which is how i spent my sunday sobbing over pasta #poverty blogging #insects cw

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

*pushes "Ask Me About Snails AU" button*

How's the boy coping with the fact his sister is gone into a dimension he most likely doesn't even know about. Sunset went into the mirror when he was - what, 10? 5? (<- bad at pony ages), - so that's bound to hurt, unless she tampered with his memories beforehand; or she went before he could even remember her

Don't even get me started on how well Sunset is dealing with the fact her Human Bro isn't her Actual Bro. Well, he kinda is, but not, and it's such dissonance source. Nice fake memories to nod along to here, Sunset

VIBRATIN.G . you are speaking my language.

so this is unfortunately a au(?) ive been gently nursing since i was a babychild fixating on mlp.

long story short he is certain shes fine even though everyone is telling him she is probably dead (he knew she was scary powerful. she was celestia's personal student, for, uh, celestia's sake!). celestia is annoyingly cryptic about the whole thing (she knows sunset went into another dimension of course but all she will tell her poor family is ohhh shes uhhhh not with us anymore. to avoid any normies going THERES ANOTHER DIMENSION? so everyone just thinks she died or something ): except snails who KNOWS BETTER. (and snips who maybe half believes him, and kind of thinks he's just in denial, but what does he know? they were both Infants when she disappeared).)

snails tracks down and recruits a very bitter trixie to go figure out wtf happened (i made this au before trixie became a main character) and they tear spacetime asunder and blast celestia's influence into the ground together

#NICE FAKE MEMORIES TO NOD ALONG TO THERE SUNSET. #what IIIIII wanna know and never got an answer to (did the eqg series ever touch on this????) is where is eqg's original sunset #did it have one?? #i dont think i fleshed out poor eqg snails much back then. he is so sweet. doesnt know what hit him. #his sister turned him into a god. and for what. wheres his real sister. #she tells him after the whole thing. and he accepts it but damn he lays in bed and kinda stares at the ceiling. a lot. #she misses her tiny little brother he was jsut a tiny little colt didnt even have his cutie mark when she left #she did NOT say goodbye either just sent him a letter like hey dude if i disappeared one day youd know i was doing cool magic shit right #like two months prior. the second she heard about the mirror. and he was like yeah right on. then she left. #i was gonna draw smth to go along with this but i just #explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #couldnt mush my emotions into a single image #sleeper agent baby fixation reawoken cringe plot lines and everyhting intact #not art #eqg #asks #specialshinytrinkets

[esprei]

How do you think Ingo and Emmet would have reacted from aftermath of the anesthesia from getting their wisdom teeth removed? I recently got mine out and the thought of how each twin being forced to "babysit" the other made me laugh. Don't know where I'm going with this but thought it was funny anyway.

ohhhh.... OHHHHH

oh this is such a hilarious scenario to imagine what i would love to think is that ingo says rrrrreally embarrassing things after he's been under and emmet records every second - he still takes care of his brother of course, but he's laughing inside the whole time (maybe he even encourages it too, gets ingo to say really embarrassing things so he gets good material) as for emmet he tries to open the car door at least five times while ingo is driving him home and almost gives ingo five heart attacks (thankfully they make it home safe)

#anonymous #asks #idk how funny these ended up being asdlkjfdlskj #I think poor ingo will have his hands full with emmet I think he would probably try to do some crazy things #and ingo's just like #no emmet please just lay down and rest

[blunderpuff]

my mom hates the house, hates the neighborhood (can't walk to anything/have to get in the car for everything), can't find stuff she packed, doesn't have good places to put her stuff, her big desk doesn't fit in the "office alcove", the cat is days away from being put down and so he's clingy and sad...

MA'AM. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS DESPERATE TO MOVE. BUYING THIS HOUSE HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS SINCE JULY OF THIS YEAR. "MOVING" AS A CONCEPT HAS BEEN THE SUBTITLE OF MY LIFE FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS. YOU DO NOT GET TO BE A PISSY TODDLER NOW. THIS IS LITERALLY ALL YOUR DOING.

#the secret world of merry mac #and she keeps yelling at Arthur to leave her alone but he's fucking dying. he barely eats and he's cold and has balance issues #the poor cat is existing in his final week on this planet and she's just mad at him and taking it out on him #i have basically no furniture (none of it matched and so i didn't mind giving it away/selling it) #so that means my things are all shoved into precariously stacked boxes and i'm sleeping on an army cot #i'm depressed too!! i left a decent paying job doing something i really liked! i would have been fine moving to a different house in town!! #she wanted (1) trader joe's (2) kaiser permanente and (3) her own swimming pool #she got (1) trader joe's 2 freeways/30m drive away (2) no kaiser and (3) no pool #this is how we always move; my mom gets the itch and then we leave. it's not that she wants to move TO somwhere-- it's just AWAY from here #(wherever 'here' is) #so i spent my entire last paycheck on furniture that won't even be here for a week or more #i also hate the (brand new) fridge that came with the house. it's a side-by-side and it's simultaneously stupidly spacious #but also the space is used in such a stupid way that you can't even lay a frozen pizza flat on a freezer shelf #she also collects screws/nuts/bolts/nails/washers like a fucking magpie and so no two are the same #and she doesn't use the correct things for the job and she just put two ROOFING NAILS into the wall to hold a magnet board up #she sucks at home repair (made worse by the aforementioned WRONG TOOLS FOR THE JOB) and so everything is done #with extreme frustration and it turns out half-assed and looks bad #she doesn't wait and/or think about where she wants stuff to go so she's just spent the afternoon hanging things up badly #and the house is going to look like it was decorated by some clown who needs to hang every piece of art they own all at once #we have picture rails so we can swap artwork/photos according to mood/season/etc but no... she just puts EVERYTHING out all at once #anyway i'm so sad and tired and frustrated and angry and it feels really unfair to keep my mouth shut when she says 'i wish we never moved!

[jockbots]

maeglin simping hours!!!

maeglin looks like fingon from behind

most of all when he does his hair for gatherings and balls

i like to think maeglin keeps his hair short (abt chin length) bc of tribal tradition (re: that piece of art by ted nesmith of eol wit a bowl cut lol) and bc of practical forgings reasons

but for celebrations to b more like his noldor kin he plates in extentions and curls them with string, puts it up in a decidant manner and dresses finely for manners of court and kingdom

and from behind, at his height, with his hair long and dark, blue robes of their house, gold ornaments in his hair, turgon actually rushes up to him thinking that his brother has found his way to him only to find his nephew looking up at him with startled dark eyes

#me thinking abt mae doing the same thing and terrifying the poor bby #also abt Celebrimbor watching him painstakingly add horse hair extensions to his haid in delicate plates for hours and being like #wow ur so beautiful #and then Maeglin being like stfu im not even done #maeglin #also him smiling wit his short hair on the back of a doe bc thran and sindar riding elk reasons #silm #lays down #i lv him

[sysig]

Flirting over flowers 🌻 (Patreon)

#Doodles #SCII #The Captain #ZEX #Featuring the non-dialogue version of several of the panels of a scratch comic because I like them #But I'm also not sure when I'll actually finish the full thing lol #So no spoilers for now! >:3c Just process talk! Lol #I dunno what was up with that day but everything was turning out great ✨ Love when that happens #ZEX's cute little delighted pose and the Captain's feet curled in self-consciously and his hand placement on the bouquet ♪ #And ZEX's arms laying over each other! That's gotta be one of the handsomest ZEX's I've drawn to date look at him! #Such handsome shapes ah ♪ Pleased pleased pleased #And then the way his lower arm curls both up around the upper and his trunk ah I'm so happy with it! Cute!! #And finishing off with some more flustered Captains haha ♪ He's blushy through most of it but Especially there hehe #I wonder if alien flowers would actually smell nice to humans if they smelled nice to VUX - or would he cultivate or procure them for him? #Horticulturist NEJ just like ''Why did you want these they're gross'' lol #No he'd never call plants gross but the smell? Maybe lol #Also really like the soft look he's giving him in the second to last one haha curious and pleased ♪ #And a little more intentionally flirty at the last haha poor Captain ♫ #They're just too cute

[mmmmuffins]

you meet the worlds most misogynistic person and its literally your mother

#thank god she doesnt have a son her daughter in laws wouldve cried #how she can actively say things like but women have to be lesser than men in some way is beyond me you are literally a woman?????????????? #'the womans role is to give birth' maam WHY did u waste dollars to send me to school and university then #im not saying housewives are less they are very respectable!!!!!!!!!! but if both a husband and a wife are doing a nine to five why do u #expect the woman to ALSO take care of the children and ALSO do all the household chores on top of that ??????? #men just exist to lay around ??????????? #her argument is didnt people in the past do this. maam #the economy is ignificalty worse cost of living is way higher salaries are lower #a modenr family cannot survive on one persons salary!!!!!!!! and what man is completely willing to be the sole breadwinner and let his wife #spend his money as she likes #if u are expecting women to carry out the traditional role then men shouldtoo and be the only breadwinners and stay out for work everyday. #'didnt your grandmother do this? didnt she work as a teacher and also raise all three of her kids alone?' yes and my poor grandmother admits #to me that she wasnt happy about it and that she regrets a lot 😐 #poor woman spent her life taking care of everyone #oh my god i hsouldnt get into these arguments with her. its a waste of my time and energy

[hanabeeri]

okay i dont drink anymore but i feel like singing metal gear songs would be so much fun after some cocktails ahaha

#i wont drink though #my poor liver #never again 💀 #also the last time i had a caipirinha in a hookah bar i almost threw up because the guy barely put any lime and soda in it was straight up #cachaca with some ice #NOT EVEN CANE SUGAR can you believe #which you know.. is not the worst thing that you could drink but then again after that one time i tested my limits on accident after drinki #g half a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach then trying to eat bread to cushion the effects but it not working it really is the worst thin #for me ahahaha #the entire world spun that night and my head spun with it. i was laying on a soft and big bed and had to hold on for dear life because the #pinning didnt stop. during the night i had to pee but the toilet was occupied by my friends bf who fell asleep on the toilet. after he woke #up my friend went first and meanwhile i was talking to her bf and he was still drunk and he went 'hanabeeri nooo dont go to bed alone come #cuddle with us' and i had to stop myself from laughing because it was very cute. after my successful trip to the toilet i went to bed. #to this day i get teased by my older siblings about this night. as if they didnt do worse things at a younger age </3

[dirt-str1der]

Work has ruined me i literally cannot enjoy playing yakuza because of my stomachache like fuck you ....

#Yakuza liveplay #real sorry sbout venting about my poor tortured belly but it hurts so bad #‘whats this have to do with work’ it doesnt i just hate work #i want a ps4 controller or im going to start shaking and sobbing and hugging myself #i hate this xbox controller its the worst thing that has ever happened to me #what do you mean hitting ^ will cause me to hit > and < as well cant i just hit one button at a time #stop inputing random things i hate you you little freak #spits on my controller #and on top of that the ones i planned on biying sold like hotcakes and i will never get to lay my hands on a ps4 controller ever again #actually im not mad anymore #im going to play yk2 karaoke #im going to plqy pride from despair one hundred times because i like it so muchchhh #gonna play heartbreak mermaid as well it is one of my favourite songs ... #yk2 karaoke is so fun ... maybe ill play yk1 too ... fuck maybe ill download ps2 yakuza #oh my god yeah then i can finally see the kiryu lying on haruka scene. sleeping on his little baby #that is such a good idea im so happy ..... baby pillow ... sleeping on baby .... kiss her forehead #i hope to get the dub so i can listen to yuya #GOD I SHOULD GET THE DUB IM SO SMARRTTTTTT ILL GET RIGHT ON THAT

[umbralaether]

Softly pulling your wrist to pull you closer to them.

It was rare for her to wake in the middle of the night and find the space next to her empty and cold. Thancred usually slept like the dead, body draped over hers, a comforting weight that chased away bad dreams and racing thoughts. She sits up, rubbing sleep from her eyes, and slips out of bed. The house is lit only by the fireplace still hanging onto life in the living room, but the usual quiet is replaced by the soft shink of metal on metal.

“Thancred?” She approaches his shadowed figure on the couch.

He doesn’t look up when she sits beside him, but the rhythm he made while honing his daggers is interrupted. He lets out a shaky exhale, “I’m fine, Eisha, just… go back to sleep.”

She settles further onto the couch, “No. Not until you tell me why you’re doing this at three in the morning.”

He remains silent for a few moments, and then a few moments longer, until he’s stopped working on the blade completely and sets it on the table.

“When that Ascian possessed me… I’ll never forget that feeling of hatred he had for you. It felt real, as though it were my own,” when he meets her gaze, she sees how haunted he looks, “I’ll hear that voice in my dreams sometimes, that he wants to hurt you, wants me to hurt you and I just….” He shakes his head, “I fear that I’ll lose myself again.”

This confession was not an easy one, she can tell in the way he drops his gaze once more and stares at his own hands as if they are tainted. How long has he tortured himself with this?

“Oh, Thancred, you don’t have to worry about that anymore. Lahabrea is gone, will never be able to hurt you again,” she notices his flinch at the name, “And I know in my heart you’d never do anything to hurt me.” She reaches for his wrist, to pull him closer to her.

He resists at first, as if he wants to deny himself comfort for past deeds long forgiven. She rubs soothing circles on the inside of his wrist instead; patient, waiting for him to push her away if he truly needed. Eventually, she sees him visibly relax a little, enough for her to pull him close. She lays back on the couch, letting him lay on top of her. He wraps his arms around her, burying his face into the crook of her neck.

She knew he preferred it like this, holding her close like she would disappear if he didn’t.

She runs her fingers through his hair, the long locks soft against her fingertips. She repeats this motion, over and over.

“You don’t have to suffer this alone, Thancred. If I’m asleep, you wake me. If we’re apart, you call me.” She murmurs, pressing a kiss to his forehead, “I’m here. I’ll always be here.”

He responds by tightening his grip, placing a kiss against her collarbone. They remain in each other’s arms, the crackling of the fire the only noise to rival the silence. When she’s certain he’s drifted to sleep, she whispers a soft I love you.

#why do I only make them suffer x) #so many things here… thancred only cuddles by completely laying on top of her #poor thancred…. let him not have any more guilt pls #thanks for the ask 💜 #ffxiv #my writing #wolcred #wol x thancred #wolthancred #eisha pantera #ffxiv writing

[dylanconrique]

GUUUYYS!!!!! i was doing some cleaning up and stumbled across a photo album with this picture in it lol. i look like a transformer. 😂😂

#*and this is icarly! #this was from when i broke my femur when i was 5/6 #i was confined to that thing for 4 whole months omg it was hell #especially for my poor mother too #she had to lift me around everywhere #i remember she had to pick me up and lay me on my back on the kitchen counter #head dangling into the sink so she could wash my hair #worst experience of my life tbh