#and the joke landed so well!

[old-desert]

On clone loving

#isat #in stars and time #odile isat #isat odile #siffrin isat #isat siffrin #sifloop #my art #art tag #desert art #made this joke today. it landed too well not to draw #odile is so so tired of these two (affectionately) #isat spoilers #yea that tag. almost forgor

[weremustelidae]

🐺antarcticwerewolf Follow

something about the idea of writing just a regular post but making it in the fake post format instead of just posting it normally is so funny to me

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#roo makes a post #colored text #post is now cancelled because my url isn't antarcticwerewolf anymore so the joke doesn't land as well

[claranoctis]

Night comes to the camp.

Azul tries to be polite... in the way he understands what “polite” may be in this situation.

#twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #idia shroud #jade leech #idiazul #twst #well #this was a bit harder to translate than previous ones haha--- #I'm still not sure if it makes sense!!! tell me if it doesn't!!! #I love the camp event #especially the second part aHAHA- #I never made art or comic about Idia finding the Amazing Stick That Gives Him +50 ATK #but this joke is already brilliant and I feel like I can't really contribute to it #so I think of other possible stupid and funny scenarios instead #and this is what I came up with. enjoy. #azul is awkward and idia is a scaredy-cat #also azul can't face the fact that HE's being the weird one here #well when you're a mermaid on land you're bound to do something seemingly 'weird' now and then huh #something like... agressively scratching your boyfriend's tent like you're a monster from the woods. #what an odd way to say hello I'm here #well... he's trying his best

[fromtheseventhhell]

She was the night wolf. But only when she dreamed. (The Blind Girl, ADWD) "The hour of the wolf. The blackest part of night, when all the world's asleep." (The Kingbreaker, ADWD)

Thinking thoughts...It's the longest, darkest hour of the night, Arya is the Night Wolf + Dark Heart, it's the time when "the world's asleep" and Arya wargs into Nymeria and the leader of a giant pack of wolves while sleeping, and it's likely she'll reunite with Nymeria right before the long night...

#arya stark #and it being the the hour before dawn... #corn plate moment or no y'all? cause I see the vision 🤭 #It just fits so well? like Arya being the Night Wolf alone is enough for me to make the connection and run with it #also the hour of the wolf being an actual historical event denoting Cregan Stark's time in King's Landing? #reminds me of Harwin kneeling to Arya at the Inn of the Kneeling Man...Arya really stacking up historical references #The Lady of Winterfell-ism is just so strong in her chapters and connections how can I not say Queen #/a time for wolves/ was actually about Arya Nymeria their pack and her becoming a leader in the North (and I'm only half joking) #also feel like this could be tangentially related to Jon via the /Black Bastard's heart/ reference + him waking at the hour of the wolf + #his connection to the Others and the North + foreshadowing for KITN...could be a hint of his resurrection #or it could be nothing and I'm just overthinking things but I've seen a lot flimsier theories so 🤷🏾‍♀️ #twow speculation #?? I guess

[pbnmj]

Genuinely curious, what’s up with Noir’s age? And what does it have to do with his 08/09 run? ((You may ignore if you wish :D))

i no longer have to do an extremely long explaination about comics noir because it has already been done here, by foolsocracy!!!!!!! really great breakdown of his very vague age, which is never said outright in the 08-09 run, only implied!! my own personal take on this is that he's 17-turning-18 in the first one, just about graduated high school but not able to afford college (see the panel below LOL)

this also got a little longer than i thought it would, so under the cut for the rest of it! the tl:dr is "itsv!noir is not the same as comics!noir, and people saying that he's 19 isn't strictly true. to me, he's around 30!"

eyes without a face (the 09 run!!) only takes place 8 months after, in september 1933, which makes peter 18-turning-19. this is more of a headcanon though!! (see the noir birthday poll, which made me a noir-is-a-december-baby truther)

(peter being a libra is mentioned once in the first issue of amazing spider-man (2015), mostly as a punchline, and a specific date of october 10th was given in another issue that i have lost. other media, like with the mcu, has his birthday on august 10th. but to me noir is a sagittarius and you cannot pry that from me)

the 2020 run of noir begins establishing the year as 1939, making peter around his mid-20s, and 25 if you believe me on the 'peter was 17 in noir 2008' LOL.... i won't lie though i haven't read this one properly i very quickly skimmed so pinch of salt regarding my takes on the 2020 run

noir being in his teens during the first original runs is why "itsv!noir is 17-19" goes around so often! i've seen that on tumblr, twitter AND on tiktok and i don't mind what people hc, but it has become a pet peeve when people say it like its canon even though it's never been mentioned by the writers or the art book. itsv!noir is similar to his comic counterpart, but his differences in his origin story make me interpret him as a different noir (like how peter b.'s dimension is 616B, making him... 90214B?)

again, we are straying from itsv canon/etc here because i'm deranged, but i personally hc noir as being 32! some of my friends think he's in his mid-20s, others think he's older, but really the only reason is that 32 is the midpoint between the other two peter parkers: ripeter was 26 and peter b is 38. he's also voiced by nic cage, which makes me think older in the first place!

i just like the idea that he's more experienced that ripeter, but hasn't gone through as much as peter b. he spends most of the movie being broody ("moral ambiguity of your actions!", "matches burn down to my fingertips", etc etc), or snarkier than you'd expect ("it's that easy" "who are you again?" "you gonna fight or are you just bumping gums" etc etc). he also very sweetly tells everyone that he loves them before he leaves !!! i feel like it can in fact be in character for a peter parker in his late 20-early 30s, distanced from his tragedies in his own world by time (he doesn't forget them, that's different !) being able to look out for the spiders around him.

okay now we are VERY deep into hc territory, but it makes him able to balance out the rest of the itsv spider-gang as an older-brother figure who's able to guide peni, miles and gwen but also be able to act as a voice of reason for peter b. and ham if the sitauation calls for it. that being said noir is still peter parker and is therefore capable of spider-esque tomfoolery, which can lead to him misjudging the need for a snarky one liner ("this is a pretty hard core origin story"). my characterisation of him is also very inspired by heyitsspiderman, the itsv fic that changed me for the better, and noir isn't even in it that much LOL

veering back into itsv!noir's age and your actual question though: he's always read older in the movies, and not at all 17-19. noir is always going to be around 30 (32 if i have to give a number) to me!! if anything, he did go through the same kind of 'canon events' as comics noir did, but is an older and more experienced version of him, with tweaks to the backstory (like a radioactive spider instead of a spider-god, and webshooters instead of organic webbing). there are reasons ofc to see him being younger (egg creams are non-alcoholic, and that if it's 1933, his comicsverse self would be 18-19 too) . however you must consider that sony didn't expand on this and therefore it's up to fan interpretation and also that

#this kind of turns into meta . sort of . sorry about that #and i know some people take those jokes noir makes as like. just very blunt observations of what is happening #i personally believe they are jokes that aren't landing. or just him being a bit annoying <3 i love him for this #i can talk forever and forever about movie noir. its how i got into him in the first place . picked me up and swept me away #and now i overthink and read too much into his like. 6 mins of screentime #also the rich beautiful itsv noir backstory that exists only in my mind..... which is mostly the same #just with small tweaks and adjustments. its MY SIDE CHARACTER and I GET TO CHOOSE THE HCS #eg. the insane 'peter quits working at the bugle very annoyingly for everyone involved before becoming a PI' like this shit just #swirls in my brain. forever and ever. #noir #answered #edit: sorry im just realising this is boiling down to itsv noir is freshly out of his 20s #therefore experiencing post 20s clarity and is not yet going through a peter b-like midlife crisis #and is not a teenager anymore and doesn't have to battle puberty as well as supervillians #so he's somehow doing a little better than the rest of them and able to pass on funny little tips and lifehacks

[junglejim4322]

This town reallt produces some lynchian interactions. The ONE time my ex girlfriend ever went grocery shopping because I was too sick to she was standing in the yogurt aisle and apparently some guy walked up to her and (somewhat angrily) pointed to the yogurt and said “do you know what that is?!” And she said “yogurt?” And he visibly calmed down and said “oh ok” and then just left

#when I was walking home at like 1 am some rando asked me if I had seen any zombies that night but it didn’t land well as a joke #so it just came off as like weird and vaguely threatening #no joke about that being the only time in her life she ever bought groceries btw

[katierosefun]

modern family is all fun and games until you get to the scenes where you burst into tears because the once-vaguely homophobic dad now refers to his son's husband as family, and also the academically gifted daughter realizes that her dorky, clumsy dad was always really proud of her and just never surprised because he just assumed she could do anything, and also the eldest daughter who eloped comes crawling back to her parents' room and whispers that she still wants her parents to be present for her wedding, and also the anxious queer lawyer character admits that he was terrified that his husband would just leave him alone with their baby daughter, and also that the once-vaguely grouchy dad looks at his stepson and tells him that what makes a family is who sticks around, not who you're blood-related to and anyways what was i saying

#caroline talks #modern family #god. . .. the way i really do love this sitcom. like have all the jokes aged well? ehhh not really #there are some jokes that land pretty badly now but i still do love this show so much and i'm so sad i'm on the final season #it's like. oh yeah. family is complicated! it's rough! #but everyone can change and grow. people can become better. it won't be perfect and it'll suck sometimes #but everyone is trying their goddamn best. #i will say though i burst into tears at hayley coming to claire and phil and going '. . . i was going to elope but i realized #that i really wanted you guys there :(' #and god also how i love gloria and jay and claire and phil and mitch and cam's relationships #and like i love the kids but the adult relationships make me cry the hardest #because it's like. when claire explodes on phil bc 'YOU NEVER TAKE MY ADVICE YOU'RE ALWAYS FOLLOWING SOMEONE ELSE'S!!!' #and phil goes up to claire and presents her with this photo album and goes '. . . honey i'm ALWAYS following your advice.' #and when i think about mitch freaking out bc he thinks he might have had another kid and he thinks cam might ditch him for it #and cam is just like '. . .. mitchell i love you.' and is just like. we'll deal with this together. #and it's just like!!! ough!!! ough!!!

[nerime]

my coworkers are being turbo transphobic and literally refuse to listen to answers to questions they fucking ask argh!!! I can just tell you!!! I can just answer you!!!!! I have answers!!! to the ridiculous questions you ask in a mocking way!!!! if you listen for one second I can just fucking explain!!!! 😡😭😡😭

#they ask why would trans men NEED tampons for men since they are WOMEN why cant they juat use WOMEN ones those stupid silly women ugh #they keep coming back to the topic #and im like hey they are not women ^_^ and try to explain the concept #in easy kindergarten terms like hey you know how you wouldnt want to buy pink girly items because you are a (cis) guy! well #and them im cut off with more transphobic shit before i can say anything else #my coworker literally said her son told her and her husband they were playing spin the bottle on a school trip #and she asked so did you kiss any girls? and he said #sure when it landed on a girl then i kissed a girl (implying he also kissed guys) #and she said her husband was so shocked because hes conservative #while she said she just ordered the son not to say anything else #and she tells us 'i think he was just testing us or something' #wtf. i said well okay maybe he was testing your reactions and now hes not gonna tell you shit anymore #and she went like hm 🤔 #also the irony of saying her HUSBAND is conservative while she fucking. misgenders trans men all day and jokes about gay men constantly #in a nasty way #all of them do #im so tired #she complained kids nowadays are so caaual about gay people #and i said okay well i love it personally they should keep it up #and NO ONE at the table supported/agreed with me #sorry i am on a work trip and suffering #transphobia tw #neri stfu

[chewing-the-drywall]

I'm still pissed off at how Ed gave a 'corporate-speak' apology. Like, I get that it's a comedy show but in order to balance out the decidedly non-comedic Ed arc of the first 3 episodes, I think Ed's apology could have carried a proportional level of gravity.

#like when i hear a corporate speak apology it just makes me think youre LYING #also the fucking its a safe space...a safe space ship joke landed so flat bc the ship HAD NOT BEEN SAFE. THE SHIP HAD BEEN PAIN CITY #it just feels disrespectful to the crew of Izzy frenchie Jim Archie Fang etc as well as the audience #ofmd critical

[nolongerexistingsadcatface]

Ok yes America hating the cold is funny (eh) BUT. have you considered that I like the imagery of an America sitting alone in the forest in the bleak mid-winter landscape of an east coast woods, all alone in both body and mind, agonizing over her seeming doom to be stuck in the throes of loneliness for all eternity?

#aph nyo america #aph america #i want engagement <3 #secret confession i actually hate that canonically america doesnt do well in the cold #it gives too much ammo to the west coasters (villains) who can’t let my poor baby alfred be the east coast girl he truly is #also in a broader sense i feel like it creates a weird divide in both the portrayal of america and the connection he has with his country #as its representation #america is one of the most climate diverse countries in the entire world and i feel like making the REPRESENTATION OF AMERICA not be able t #handle a large majority of his country’s climate is an Odd choice and creates an unfortunate barrier between american culture #and the way it’s portrayed in hetalia #imo one of the most amazing parts of the geography of the us is its ability to be a metaphor for the american people #so insanely diverse and fundamentally different and completely irreconcilable—but it works anyways. #the land works together anyways //we// work together anyways we become one anyways despite what any and all logic dictates #what any and all logic DEMANDS #so for america to not be able to represent that cohesion + community—and in fact represent an intense and almost INNATE complete inability #to even try being accepting of and embracing our differences—is just.. not something I like + insinuates a very odd view of American cultur #my eyes are shutting as i type this im so tired #sorry if this is horribly written rip #i see this a lot in the hetalia fandom (IK I JUST DID IT IN THIS POST LMAO BUT I SWEAR I DO IT AS A JOKE; I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE WEST #COAST AND AM FULLY AWARE OF ITS ROLE IN THE US CULTURE AND FUNCTION) where people write alfred as being almost hostilely exclusionary??? #towards certain areas of america—city al who doesn’t like the country; country al who doesn’t like the newfangled cities; northerner al #who hates the southerners (because theyre poor + dont fit the author’s view of respectable people BUT THATS FOR A DIFFERENT POST);southerne #al who hates the northerners—and it’s all very gross to me. america is not—at its core—a country/culture founded on separation!! our ideals #are based on being—at our most basic—separate multi-faceted individuals who COME TOGETHER!! as one because of common ideals and love #E PLURIBUS UNUM!!!!!! #ok im done gn

[bibiana112]

I like to imagine the kurashikis game over ace jigsaw style when leaving him tied up in the van and that's not an euphemism if you've never seen a Saw movie they like to have these big dramatic scenes where the mastermind says Game Over before locking someone up for good or cornering them or otherwise establishing the winner of the game and it's iconic even if it. got a little silly by like the fifth time it happened anyways I think it fits them and they should get to do it

#characters being game overed in the saw movies is so over the top but also so cool I think they should get to do it #they get to bully ace all they want and this is just fun way to do it for me okay #happy halloweeen I like horror movies #and jigsaw jokes in relation to these two especially #anyways is there a game over in evey movie? I think there's at least seven... the first and second movie's are the only ones that land #cause well. they're the only ones in good movies imo lol #zero escape #999 spoilers #I kinda wanna watch X I didn't expect to hear good things about it

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode One] First Impressions.

introducing Suraj Kennedy by @gothoffspring!

lori how dare you make him so goddamn beautiful i couldn't stop STARINGGG! suraj was so excited to meet daniel that i almost didn't get their first impressions! suraj proceeded to dominate the conversation, but based on the smiles he kept giving him, i don't think daniel minded one bit. they have amazing compatibility, and every single conversation topic (especially "enthuse about the outdoors") seemed to land with a smash hit!

and with that, dear viewers, we have met every one of the contestants vying for daniel's heart! who will win the final rose of the night? who will shine on the coming group dates? we'll just have to wait and see!! 🌹

Part 21/21 | part 7/7 of House Three’s introductions!

#ts4 #ts4 screenshots #ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #suraj kennedy by gothoffspring #|| #okay i desperately hope this is alright but omg it just #it fit so well for how they were interacting so i kinda ;o; ran with ittt #but omg suraj is a darling!! #he said something that embarrassed him (i think a joke didn't land) #and it made him cringe through half the conversation #even though dan just dicked around like nothing happened #and it was just so charming i couldn't help myself dlkfjd #also (ahem hem hem) rrrrrRRRrRrrrraaAAAAHHHHHH #I DID ITTT #I MADE IT THROUGH TWENTY ONE INTRODUCTIONS LETS GOOoOoOoOOOOoO

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Dude

I'm gonna lose it

#I can't believe I'm so unironically cringe about him #Btw. I just learned the other day that he has a whole clothing brand. #So yeah I'm incredibly tempted to buy one of these sweaters now. Looks nice #Great way to advertise your clothing brand is just. Wearing it in ur videos apparently #Y'know. A few years back I joked about this but now? It's not a joke anymore #Way back when. I got into a major argument with some matpat haters and it landed for DAYS. #And I joked about making cringe posts about him out of spite for the haters. #Well. Look at me now #Ever since that video he made about being in the fnaf movie. I realized. He's cute

[silvermoon424]

Sometimes I'll just be sitting around and randomly think "Wow, Shrek 1 and 2 are fucking masterpieces. They hold up so well even without all the internet meme stuff."

#like the jokes still land SO WELL #truly a couple of timeless classics #shrek #shrek 2

[lemonsweet]

I'm still thinking about the gen 5 mlp movie. Why did they parody smells like teen spirit for the evil racism song

[funforahermit]

I know I'm several years late, but... why didn't they make Black Widow a good movie? 🥺

#i haven't watched any marvel movies since endgame came out (i think) #getting back into it a bit right now #and i'm honestly so disappointed with black widow like what was that #i didn't warm to any of the characters #most of the jokes didn't quite land for me #it didn't feel well edited (i don't know anything about editing it's just a feeling) #some of the action was stupid #(...i mean stupidER than usual ok) #and hm #idk #i just wish it was like... better