#and then they kiss all covered in blood :)

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself #ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual #believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more #than he kissed women(literally only once) #believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner #and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect #(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw) #jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes #but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings #what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend #all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic. #when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye #trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD #jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor #“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.” #“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her. #despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun." #dred.loki #I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES #homestuck #chss

[kidvoodoo]

Enter the Hunting Grounds

#my art #kidvoodoo #halstarion #astarion x halsin #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 fanart #bloodbear #they go hunting together and it’s very romantic #and then they kiss all covered in blood :)

[raggedy-spaceman]

Izzy: Literally dying

Jim and Archie: 🔪 🦵 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

#ofmd #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death 2 #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers #izzy hands #jim jimenez #archie ofmd #thinking back about it #that was kinda funny #izzy was on his deathbed #LITERALLY #and there they were #kissing and being all sweet #covered in izzy's blood #chef kiss #mine

[sentientsky]

in conclusion, i’m gay

#Beelzebub ily you’re so silly we should totally kiss about it #that scene where their teeth are all blood and they’re covered in rot??? oh man Im love them sm #good omens #good omens 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #go2 #ineffable lovers #good omens season 2 #ineffable bureaucracy #beelzebub x gabriel #gabriel x beelzebub #gabriel good omens #Beelzebub #prince of hell #lord beelzebub #Shelley conn #Beelzebub good omens #archangel gabriel #Crowley #aziraphale #enjoy my shit handwriting hehe #good omens shitpost #shitpost

[meownotgood]

these shirts are aki coded

ohhhh I need fanart of aki in both of these... especially the kiss shirt... thinking about it with him since I saw it........

#need to kiss aki all over to recreate it #the blood shirt aki was already rocking on the volume 4 cover #what expensive fashion taste.... #I agree with this wholeheartedly #ask mags

[somebluemelodies]

the urge to write spiderbit after today’s lore is extremely compelling

#look all i’m saying is i need to see qroier’s reaction to qcellbit’s biceps #and seeing him covered in blood and just a little crazy #but being the opposite of scared or revolted #…i’m not beating the wanting them to kiss covered in blood allegations #but that’s okay #spiderbit #qsmp

[jacqcrisis]

Ronan's so murder-brained right now on the thought of finally getting to turn Cazador into Cazadust that he definitely doesn't get the implication and just assumes Astarion also thinks this will not be as satisfying as the speculative conquering of Rapael will be.

#that boy aint right #tell him this again not actively marching through the fuckwit vampires castle #and he'd probably give astarion just a big ole kiss. but right his thoughts are on murder #sometimes that 8 in intelligence really does him dirty. its okay thats why gale is there. #why is astarion already covered in blood you ask? he killed like three bhaal cultists in the park. #a nice warmup before traisping through a castle to go do the most cleric thing ronan has done this whole adventure #also it was super funny. when you get to the door astarion is like 'i could sneak in there-' #and ronans already marching in. clanking up the ladder in his full plate. lyng to the charmed guards that they are supposed to be there. #i assume astarion was torn between being irritatingly exhausted by the dragon man and yet titillated at the same time by his deceptive char #he gets a lot of inspiration because ronan lies. all. the. time. #anyways #bg3

[ansy-tea]

Y'all ever stopped listening to your favorite bands for about 2 years for reasons you don't even know yourself. Maybe it's because you're busy. Maybe it's because you thought you've acquired new tastes. You really don't know. But then suddenly you listened to one song of theirs again and now you're sobbing over how good the songwriting was? And now that you're not a dumb High Schooler without much experience you understand the lyrics even more?

Anyways that's me with Fall Out Boy right now lmao. It's high time I listen to their new album later.

#incoherent rambles #ansy-stalks #confession: would yall kill me if my fave album of theirs is MANIA hAHAHAHHA— #LISTEN #NONE OF THE SONGS WERE A MISS— lord i remember how people criticized that album in its release and how fans are worried about the dubstep-y #vibe (me too cuz “yo idk much about music but how will andy & joe do this live im sorry im dumb 😭��) #then again none of their songs in their wholeass discography is a fricking miss anyways /absolutely biased #even their covers are fun to listen like I Wanna Be Like You??? That sht is on repeat lmao. I Wann Dance With Somebody?? good sht dawg #I think my second fave album is either Folie & Save Rock and Roll? Just cuz Folie is my vibe and SRAR were all dhxjkwjfiaokeixiw <33 #Every fan loves Infinity On High for sure— Golden & ILALWTWIATTGYO (me & you) makes me sob every time #broooo the raw ass line of “I saw God crying at the reflection of my enemies and all the lovers with no time for me” #and “the best way to make it through with hearts & wrists intact is to realize two of the three ain't bad. aaaIIINT BAAAAAADDD—” #for folie a deux there's not a damm instance where I did not feel sadness over What A Catch Donnie. Dawg. The way Elton John sings his part #too bro 😭😭😭😭 #AND HOLYYY SHT THE AFTER(LIFE) OF A PARTY PHCCKKK I FORGOT HOW THAT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME HOLD IT IN HSJDJKSOSID #i would skip that song cuz it makes me so sad sometimes 😭😭😭😭 #OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME RETHINK MY ORDER OF FAVE ALBUMS HAHAHAHHAHA #“I'm a stitch away from making it AND A SCAR AWAY FROM FALLING APART. APART. BLOOD CELLS PIXELATE AND EEEYEESS DILATE- KISS AWAY THE TEARS #AND KILLS ON THE MOUTH OF AAAALLLL. MY FRIIIEEENDS—“ PHHHHCCKCKKKSIEOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #JDJAI WAIT AND THE ENTIRETY OF SOPHOMORE SLUMP #OKAY I NEED TO STFU IN THESE TAGS HAHAHAHAHHA #okay to defend my MANIA adoration (do people still hate this album? hope not). ***Bishop's knife trick.*** #“I'm sifting through the sand.Looking for pieces of broken hourglass.Trying to get it all back—put it back together—As if the time #had never passed. I know I should walk away but I just want to let you break my brain and I can't seem to get a grip. no. no matter how I #live with it. thESE ARE THE LAST—“ #I'm sorry. the delivery is just too delicious. #MANIA is a fricking mixbag of weirdly mainstream inspirational songs- to suddenly; drugs- to actually being unhinged- to one of the saddest #“im tryina redeem myself” song(s) (heaven's gate- church- and bishop's) #okay i really need to shut up 😭 #aight. i will stop.

[direwombat]

a very belated valentines day to my beloved dnd party~! here's each of the party members getting a little smooch (and some bardic inspiration) from their favorite little guy, stefano

katya (top) belongs to @carlosoliveiraa

bright (middle) belongs to @strangefable

and artemis (bottom) belongs to @socially-awkward-skeleton

#katya vestri #bright #artemis #v;zlkjf;alkdsjf fable i'm so sorry i fucked up in bright's coloration #idk why but i thought she was fully orange and it wasn't until i needed to check her eye color that i realized. i was wrong #also i. forgot to draw the blood all over tem. just imagine she's covered in blood after a primal savagery attack <3 #she gets a blown kiss because stef's a little scared of her #oc: stefano vestri #my art

[kil9]

taemin fans dont want him to meet and fall in love with them like in the wattpad fics. they want gory criminal-based manga, homoerotic hannibal style, multiple volumes

#99.txt #who is with me grrrrgrgrgrrrggrr #who will be insane abt susino with me plzplz plz i think about them too much #i will also accept him making a movie abt them.... #use your film degree boy. #anyway this is the one aspect where tumblr annoys me bc not enough ppl are willing to be insane and nerdy abt his stuff #its all ''ououh hmm 🧐🧠 perhaps the 'criminal' is fame itself'' #and not enough drawing him anime style with one angel wing and one devil wing covered in blood !!!!!!!!!!! #not enough drawing him kissing his evil alter ego on the mouth !!!!!!! even hes doing it in the posters come on !!!!! #stop being pretentious our boy is a GEEK. plz be a little more fun abt his stuff plzplz plz #ugh fine I WILL DRAW him with one angel wing and one devil wing covered in blood 🙄🙄 i gotta carry out ALL his wishes #cos everyone else is all about the realism WATEVER #the twitter ppl get me. right now everyone is in cardcaptor sakura!taem obsession mode #idk abt western shawol twt i only follow like 3 of u the rest are boring..... #its just reposting clips or pics or whatever and being like ''WOW he SLAYED'' what EVER !!!!!! and it gets 700000 likes #the rest of the world IS drawing him edgelord style with one angel wing and one devil wing like god intended !!!!!!!!!! or in maid outfits #get a grip !!!!!!! get him in the magical girl outfit boy ! #sorry gksdjhsdgsd im going insane i just want the fanbase on here to be a little more fun. that sometimes i lose my mind #cos as cool as my twitter circle is. im the only one who speaks english 💀

[waterhorseyblues-ao3]

if you're still doing kiss fic prompts, would you do #47 and #15 for lokius? (no worries if i'm too late, i just saw your post from two days ago about taking more requests)

yes of course i am absolutely still doing them for as long as people want to send prompts. in fact one of them i've adjusted the ship slightly, for you, as a treat, to make a bigger story

(…out of spite.)

Mobius tested the ropes that held him. He didn't think struggling would do anything, and didn't try, but it did prove that he was held fast to the chair with only enough room to breathe. Even if he did escape, he wouldn't get far. He was an analyst not a hunter, running and fighting were not his skillset.

Loki stood before him with a cruel smirk. This was not his Loki. This was one of the other variants - a far more sly and dangerous one who had managed to put himself at the top of the pecking order in the void. He still wore his presidential run suit, even though it had taken some pretty visible damage.

"What an interesting face," Loki mused, "very homely, hardly my usual type."

Mobius tried not to let any reaction show on his face. It stung to be told to his face how unattractive he was to Loki, but at the same time the thought that he'd automatically been assumed to be his Loki's lover made something burn deep inside him. He didn't have that with his Loki. He didn't get to have that. He wasn't someone who could be that to Loki, any Loki.

Something of this must've showed on his face because the Loki before him suddenly laughed. "Oh, now that is interesting. He hasn't even made his claim on you yet?"

This time Mobius couldn't hide the flush that burned up his neck to his ears. "I don't know what you're talkin' about," he growled, trying to sound far more convinced of that than he was.

"Of course you do, agent. Ah," his smirk curled up wickedly, and he caught Mobius' chin in his fingertips, "but what a perfect thing to steal then. I bet he hasn't even done this."

"What-" Mobius began, but his words were cut off.

Loki had surged in and covered his mouth with his own, pressing down on him with such force it made Mobius gasp, and then his mouth was invaded by Loki's tongue, hot and demanding. Mobius knew he should resist - bite down or headbutt him or something. But he couldn't. It was Loki's lips, Loki's mouth, everything he'd wanted. And yet, so very wrong.

When Loki pulled away he gasped for air, flushed head to toe and completely pathetically ruined inside.

"Let's see what he does about that," Loki teased, tongue swiping over his lips. "I can be quite the jealous creature, I just know it's going to sting."

(…passionately.)

Mobius won't quite look him in the eye. They've been walking a while now, Loki still very armed and a big streak of blood down his shirt. It's not his - well, it is in a way "his", just not from his body. He'd sort of lost control of himself somewhere in the middle of the fight and wasn't entirely sure what he'd done, but there was a nasty sticky feeling under his nails he didn't want to investigte. His variant self had escaped narrowly, laughing like a mad man the whole while.

Loki stopped suddenly on the top of one of the hills and lifted a hand out so that Mobius would stop as well. "I need to ask you something."

Mobius did not look at him. "Sure."

"What he said back there..."

Mobius didn't speak, but nodded. Loki watched him roll his lips between his teeth for a second.

"So it's true."

"I didn't have a choice." Mobius looked at him suddenly, then away again. He sounded uncharacteristically defensive.

Loki started to cross his arms, then put his hands on his hips, then lowered them and fidgeted a little more, a little lost. He opened his mouth, closed it, opened it again, and finally managed to get out, "I had no idea that was something you were even interested in."

Mobius's head snapped up to stare at him.

"I mean- I- I would have gladly, any time, if you had just asked," Loki continued, "I don't think I've been particularly subtle, and you've always been far more concerned about professionalism, so I was under the impression it wasn't on the table."

Mobius is speechless for a second, then, "Loki I've wanted to kiss you from the start."

This pulls the floor out from under Loki, and he nearly physically falls over a jagged piece of junk on the floor with how much he reacts to this. "What?" Is all he can say, feeling incredibly stupid.

Mobius clenches his jaw and starts walking again. "It doesn't matter now. He did what he did. It doesn't matter."

"It absolutely matters!" Loki chased after him.

"If it matters then he got what he wanted!" Mobius argued, still going. "He won, we both lost, that's it."

Loki cut in front of him, blocking his way. "We've lost nothing."

"You already know what-"

"I hardly consider kissing a trapped man to mean anything," Loki scoffed. "And if it's bothering you that much, then I had better make you forget about it entirely."

"What-" Mobius began to ask, but for the second time had his words cut off as Loki cupped his jaw between his hands and kissed him.

The kiss started firm, breath sucked in and head tilting slowly. When Mobius didn't react, it softened, turning more tentative, until Loki pulled back to look at the other man.

Mobius gazed at him with an expression Loki could only describe as rapturous.

"I can do better than that," Loki found himself saying, feeling unusually insecure.

"Yeah you can," Mobius replied, then gripped him by the shirt and pulled him in to another kiss. Loki reacted to it immediately, one hand sliding over his shoulder, the other gripping his jacket lapels. Their mouths moved against each other, bodies pressed so close that the heat was almost suffocating.

They broke apart for a moment, only to gasp for air, then closed the gap once more, Loki's tongue pushing against the seam of Mobius' lips, asking, and Mobius answered by letting him in. Mobius' hands bucnhed in Loki's hair, and Lokis' hands slid around his waist to hold him close.

When they finally broke apart, both panting, their brows met in the middle.

"Did you forget it?" Loki asked breathily.

"Forget what?" Mobius grinned.

"Perfect."

#wolfpup026 #ask #lokius #drabble #fanfic #hey quick question why is everything i write full of blood and violence when it uhhh doesnt at all have to be #what is it about the loki series that makes me want to cover these men in blood #probably the distinct lack of blood in the series #weird right??? #there shouldve been a lot more blood #am i right in thinking that IRON MAN 3 had more blood??????? #hot tips dramatically kiss your kidnapped boyfriend on a hill

[arklay]

tagged by @phillipsgraves @risingsh0t @aartyom @leviiackrman @morvaris @reaperkiller & @calenhads to make some of my oc pairings in this picrew – thank you all so much, ily guys! ♡

🐍 diana afanasyeva x 🕶️ albert wesker 🚁 dani haines x 🕊️ claire redfield 👑 reina x 💸 dex jackson

tagging: anyone who hasn’t done this yet, because i’m really late to this and i think almost everyone has been tagged already! ♡

#tag games. #pair: ewskers #oc: diana #pair: dani x claire #oc: dani #pair: reina x dex #oc: reina #rebirth wesker because yes :] also cause there were like no black clothing options... and i wasn't a fan of the round sunnies but we all #know stars wesker is so special to me sooo also with his red eyes and covered in blood? chef's kiss!! couldn't make carlos as always rip i #though i'd be able to but then the beards were weird and also if there was a skin tone between reina's and dex's then it would've been good #but oh well. claire looks perfects so i'm super happy there!!! and also that i could make dex for once!! i never get to make him either so #that's fun!! thank you guys for still tagging me in things even though i have been slow to get to them i just haven't felt the best for the #past few months and it's been overwhelming for me but i still go :D when i get tagged in things so i just appreciate it a lot!! is nice to #feel included ☺️ if anyone hasn't done this yet pleaaase feel free to say i tagged you cause i'd love to see all your lil guys also!!

[eldrichthingy]

I'm so unwell about Dark Urge and Astarion walking around covered in blood. In my head they're holding hands while doing so btw

#also love how my character has white hair too :') #astarion's white curls covered in blood and dark urge's long white braids soaked in blood as well.. #I'm so unwell about that couple #because they even look like a couple 😭😭 they're wearing the same bhaalist armor in my game #and I also found myself using bite VERY frequently in battle because seeing my dark urge bite.. 🥺🥺 sobbing I love them #I don't know how I feel about ascension still because for now.. he's still so soft to my tav? yes possessive and power hungry but otherwise? #a difference is there but the way he looks at them... the way he calls them his treasure his little love... I want to cry each time I #interact with him I just want to cuddle him I want to give him all the kisses. #delete later #olya's rambles

[midnightwind]

need more fics of the wet dog vampire going feral and being a terrible person, the amount of fluff is giving me cavities

#listen I like all the soft headcanons and moments I swear #but if that man isn't also turning around to tear out someone's throat for the fun of it what's even the fucking point #I caught up on a fic where I'm glossing over the smut because it has him and their Tav being so unhealthy for everyone around them #and it's delicious #the vibes of I will kill everyone in the world but never you are just Perfection #honestly I have the power to fix this problem myself but I've been staring at like 6 unfinished blurbs and rps and stories #for like Months so my brain is garbage and I am unable to do anything #cover that vampire in blood and /then/ kiss him #that's all I ask for

[vyncentevelyn]

Your Honor, they kissed while covered in the blood of the fallen.

Your Honor, they’re in love.

I rest my case.

Let’s just also take a second to appreciate the growing blood puddle under Iseult’s bed since Cazador’s palace. Every morning after Astarion feeds it grows bigger. The feedings must be wild. I fully support it. After all, blood is their love language.

#bg3 #bg3 screenshots #bg3 screencaps #astarion #astarion x tav #tav #iseult #astarion x iseult #the pale elf #the pale drow #the pale elf x the pale drow #it’s their love language #blood #covered in blood and kisses #it all started with blood and it will end in blood

[bisexualnatalies]

share 9 of your fictional crushes and let everyone guess your type

tagged by @mistysnat! (thank u!!!!)

tagging: @lionheartedmusings @gyfnos @loser-steve @bbbellamywrites @hangsawoman @jaketkunings @lottieurl @lesbianlotties @jokeson-u (@ everyone no pressure!)

#idk what this says about me but i hope its that id let all these women kick me in teeth #i would! #thats how asexuals kiss i think #(im asexual i promise i can make that joke) #also taught me i have a very relationship with women covered in blood #is it unhealthy? is it concerning? who's to say! who's to care! #also and finally yes i used the who the fuck is lottie matthews moment bc . its fucking hot #lets be honest here