Tumgik
#and they got him clean clothes!!!!
ghost-9ight · 2 years
Text
GUYS
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I THINK HE’S GETTING MORE SLEEP
1K notes · View notes
morganbritton132 · 1 year
Text
Eddie’s on live one night because he’s an insomniac with a lot to say but he’s already lost because he’s got his phone set up on his nightstand and he’s in bed. Inevitably he falls asleep without turning off his live stream.
For like six hours, you can watch two middle aged men restlessly sleep. At one point in the night, Eddie wakes up just enough to pull his hair up and take off his socks. Steve wakes up twice to go to the bathroom, both times mumbling ‘going to the bathroom, don’t need to follow me’ to the dog. Ozzy follows anyways. Steve wakes up and takes off his sweatshirt because he’s hot. Eddie wakes up and puts it on because he’s cold.
Steve at one point mumbles something in his sleep about blue and yellow in the west.Eddie, not even halfway awake, reaches over to him and pulls Steve into his arms. He rubs his back until they both finally drop off into a restful sleep.
Like an hour later when the sun is shining through their curtains, you can hear a door in the distance open and then close. It’s followed by a call of, “Boys?”
Eddie and Steve sit straight up in bed and Eddie says, “We forgot to pick Wayne up from the airport.”
<- Last Post | Next Post ->
2K notes · View notes
mlle-abricot · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
the other as cool grandpa
484 notes · View notes
rouge-the-bat · 5 months
Text
Tumblr media
im fucking laughing. for christmas they just doused my wife in glitter
31 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media
from a wip :3 i love himmmm <333
12 notes · View notes
anotherpapercut · 21 days
Text
just took 6, 8-11 year olds, to an EXTREMELY fancy restaurant and it was literally like being in a sitcom episode
12 notes · View notes
flyingwea · 3 months
Text
Nauurrrrrr poor fucking kitten 😭😭 he wants to get in myroom to cuddle and sleep with me but he still has fleas and I already deep cleaned my room
8 notes · View notes
binch-i-might-be · 8 months
Text
I need y'all to know that I'm like really aggressively cleaning/tidying/taking out trash/(shoving my brother's trash he left in the hallway into his room) rn. I am fixing my entire life. no more amazon boxes in the living room no more full trash bags in random places no more dishes and balls of yarn and random shit I have to step over eighteen times a day. I am CLEANSING THIS SPACE
12 notes · View notes
love-toxin · 1 year
Note
A UTI I- Bestie, I can’t keep defending this behavior! 😂
bestie listen leon's climbing around in sewers n shit and at his best he's still not showering for god knows how long. i cannot wait for him to get clean before i jump his bones we simply have to live with the facts 😌
26 notes · View notes
thornshadowwolf · 1 month
Text
I don't remember why but I dreamed about looking up the common religions in different regions of Thailand last night
#in addition to like. more regular dreams where someone kidnapped part of our camping/hiking group and I needed to use my knowledge of#dog/wolf behavior to appease a wolf that we needed to pass by to get between two forest clearings and also since my character was a#clean-freak / germaphobe he had the power to have bugs not bother him in the woods and then that all happened twice because ofc we needed to#keep to the story script when it restarted and I had to keep everything on the rails but this time two other wolves also came up and they#all decided I was chill and we left each other alone even while I was de-escalating the kidnapping situation but then the kidnappers started#running away and I was like 'you know what would make them think again? three wolves chasing them' so I got the wolves' attention and#started running and they thought it was some kind of chase game and eventually after a couple times of them catching up with me and thinking#that was it they realized someone ahead of us was also running so THEY were the target and we finally started chasing down the kidnappers#and by this point I was considered part of the pack and also we were in a school gymnasium but right after some sort of fair or assembly so#we had to dodge chairs and tables and stacks of equipment and occasionally children but they mostly kept out of the way#oh and I think after the reset but before the kidnapping there was also a part where one of the other characters (I feel like one of my#siblings was playing this one) insisted that our top priority should be finding clothes and I was like 'wait are you NAKED?' and they were#like 'yeah we all are???' and I was like 'WHAT no I'm fully dressed. my character is wearing a suit and tie! and a hat even!' yeah yeah and#then the kidnappers/bullies came up and one of them was a blond lady with a bolo tie.#btw the reason I'm saying stuff like 'my character'/'was playing a character' is because in this dream it was explicitly characters we were#playing in some sort of game where the focus wasn't roleplay but it had a roleplay-y aspect where the different characters had different#strengths and abilities; such as Betrayal at House on the Hill or Western Legends or Dead of Winter#anyway. IDK why dream-me thought thailand was one of the most religiously diverse places on earth. in real life it's over 90% buddhist.#ThornShadow.said
4 notes · View notes
quietwingsinthesky · 7 months
Text
none of the archangels have their shit together, but gabriel is the closest to pulling it off and you gotta respect him for that
#sorry i was thinking about human au fanfics that make raphael the reasonable and boring one again sorry you are wrong#human!au raphael doesn’t even get to inherit their dead dad’s business or anything. they just inherit ‘keeping michael alive’.#they should literally be at the club but instead they are inventing lobotomy for office workers so that michael’s job is easier#gabriel is like. a moderately well-paid janitor who fucks with people and gets away with it because of the anonymity of being the guy who#cleans everything. he has a mortgage. raphael has not moved out of their dead father’s house. raphael is acting like michael sleeping in#their dead dad’s bed and wearing his clothes and working in his office is both Normal and also Doesn’t Make Them Furious#raphael has zero healthy outlets for their emotions. they destroy the shed outside their house one time because everything is Too Much and#then immediately blame it on lucifer (not even in the state when this happened) and michael believes them#gabriel adopted a dog. raphael is going to have to micromanage their grieving brother while locking themselves in their room to scream into#a pillow every few hours to survive. and this is before michael gets hitched to adam after a one night stand that was So Fucking Loud#that raphael actually left the house and slept in their car for half of the night before driving the gabriel’s. and they didn’t even go in#on their own. he had to come out and get them. and drag them inside. and for a brief night in the past few years of hell they’d been through#they got to sit on the floor with their brother’s dog in their lap and watch stupid romcom movies with him.#and then they went right back to being self-destructive.
6 notes · View notes
dirt-str1der · 2 years
Text
I dont care about majima x sagawa btw but i care a lot about their relationship regardless because i want them to have the most toxic dealings and skewed power dynamics with each other as possible and i them both to have increasingly warped perceptions of each other (worlds most incorrect uncle-nephew relationship)
#Listen to my problems#sagawas like majima chan i bought pudding for you since chewing is hard right now and majimas like (muffled) can you kill yourself . and#sagawa is like (laughs) keep up that tone and ill break your jaw again#like obviously sagawa isnt doing charity work putting majima back on his feet because majima has to pull his own weight too but over time#majima became less of an ‘investment’ and more like his hotheaded young apprentice / nephew who is really smart (sagawas very proud of him)#but also doesnt know anything good for himself because hes an idiot and sagawa needs to do everything for him sometimes or he’ll pull the#most ASININE stunts imaginable. like kid i do Good by you and you do the same for me as long as you keep your head down and run the grand.#he cannot fathom why majima wants to claw his way back into the tojo because sagawa Knows shimano and he Knows that shimano is bad news and#will definitely send majima into the jaws of death over and over and seriously what a WASTE of good talent !!! unfortunately majima is the#same type of stupid as his oath brother but it doesnt mean he wants to see the kid get himself killed (wise words from a man who got himself#killed) | and majima ... it was not difficult to start going crazy about sagawa at first sight because he just came out of a very violent#place where every touch meant more torture and pain then suddenly hes being put in the capable hands of a man whos like a fucking angel#sagawa feeds clothes and bathes him and majima cant help but act like being cared for is the worst thing thats ever happened to him theres#too much touching and hes completely dependent on sagawa who checks his weight daily and changes his bandages and cleans his leaky infected#eye and he wants nothing more than to be left alone but he cant do anything by himself and hes too devastated to be grateful. its gross !!#and whenever he inevitably breaks the hell down sagawa is always there to hold and comfort him and what the hell else can he do but seek#comfort in the only person that ‘cares’ about him when sagawa is so good at pretending ... is he pretending ? who gives a fuck anymore man#sagawas punishment and comfort all in one ... hes a means to an end .. hes majimas caretaker and his gaoler. the guy who knows everything#about him and the one who’ll use every last bit of it against him oh god wait#this is just isabelle and emma damnit damnit im gonna go read purromised neverland again
16 notes · View notes
byanyan · 8 months
Text
one of the most satisfying feelings in the world to byan is kicking the asses of grown men while wearing a skirt
5 notes · View notes
masquenoire · 2 years
Text
Tumblr media
Regarding Roman’s parents, the abuse he suffered at their hands went further than just neglect. Financially he was certainly well-provided for, never left to starve but behind closed doors, there was an abundance of anger and resentment in the family household. Mr. and Mrs. Sionis were *obsessed* with how they were regarded by their peers, especially the Waynes whom they aspired to be like despite loathing them in secret and their obsession with the wealthy family only deepened much to the deterioration of their own.
Mrs. Sionis was particularly resentful, both towards her husband and child as well as the people she envied so much. They lived the picture perfect life she craved, imagining herself in their shoes to the point she became absorbed with what they must have thought of her, how much ‘better’ life would be if only she could be more like Martha Wayne. Roman quickly began to despise both families; the Waynes for always being what his parents were concerned about and his own for only caring about how they looked to everybody else, ignoring their own son or how their behaviour was making him feel. Many nights he overheard vicious arguments, his parents blaming one another for perceived slights against them and how it was the other’s fault, how much they hated each other but also blaming them for how Roman turned out, how they were burdened with a freak like him instead of an ideal son like Bruce. As a result, Roman hated every moment of his childhood growing up, hating his parents more and more every passing year for how fake they were, pretending to be a doting couple who publically adored their ‘friends’ while talking shit about them behind their backs, how they refused to drop this pointless facade which only made them all miserable. He’d long since learned to keep his mouth shut, not to embarass his parents before their peers otherwise he’d end up being the one severely punished by his parents later on taking out their frustrations on him instead of each other.
18 notes · View notes
bunnyb34r · 11 months
Text
Whyyy did they put Slowpoke Lady in clothing 😭 shes leaving!! It's a waste of my time AND HERS for me to teach her?? Leave her in her section??
They swapped her and New Lady and like I get the WHY but like... you couldn't wait for Slowpoke's transfer to start... I mean what would it be two weeks?? A month tops?
Anyway I think they put HER in clothing both to free NewLady from it and have a direct position for NL, but also I think it's bc Slowpoke's husband always does like at least half her work for her (we cannot tell if shes like unable to comprehend it, if she's unable to DO IT, or if shes just like nah you do it, but either way everyone hates them for it) and I think they moved her here bc he has no experience in clothing and has no desire to learn so he cannot do her work for her
Doesnt stop them from meeting up and bitching with each other 20x a day though...
Anwyay UGHHH
2 notes · View notes
fastestb-tchalive · 2 years
Text
Belos wasn't waiting for the eclipse or to perfect the draining spell. It just took him 400 years to clean Caleb's blood off of his fancy old-timey jacket.
25 notes · View notes