Eddie’s on live one night because he’s an insomniac with a lot to say but he’s already lost because he’s got his phone set up on his nightstand and he’s in bed. Inevitably he falls asleep without turning off his live stream.
For like six hours, you can watch two middle aged men restlessly sleep. At one point in the night, Eddie wakes up just enough to pull his hair up and take off his socks. Steve wakes up twice to go to the bathroom, both times mumbling ‘going to the bathroom, don’t need to follow me’ to the dog. Ozzy follows anyways. Steve wakes up and takes off his sweatshirt because he’s hot. Eddie wakes up and puts it on because he’s cold.
Steve at one point mumbles something in his sleep about blue and yellow in the west.Eddie, not even halfway awake, reaches over to him and pulls Steve into his arms. He rubs his back until they both finally drop off into a restful sleep.
Like an hour later when the sun is shining through their curtains, you can hear a door in the distance open and then close. It’s followed by a call of, “Boys?”
Eddie and Steve sit straight up in bed and Eddie says, “We forgot to pick Wayne up from the airport.”
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just took 6, 8-11 year olds, to an EXTREMELY fancy restaurant and it was literally like being in a sitcom episode
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I need y'all to know that I'm like really aggressively cleaning/tidying/taking out trash/(shoving my brother's trash he left in the hallway into his room) rn. I am fixing my entire life. no more amazon boxes in the living room no more full trash bags in random places no more dishes and balls of yarn and random shit I have to step over eighteen times a day. I am CLEANSING THIS SPACE
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A UTI I- Bestie, I can’t keep defending this behavior! 😂
bestie listen leon's climbing around in sewers n shit and at his best he's still not showering for god knows how long. i cannot wait for him to get clean before i jump his bones we simply have to live with the facts 😌
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Regarding Roman’s parents, the abuse he suffered at their hands went further than just neglect. Financially he was certainly well-provided for, never left to starve but behind closed doors, there was an abundance of anger and resentment in the family household. Mr. and Mrs. Sionis were *obsessed* with how they were regarded by their peers, especially the Waynes whom they aspired to be like despite loathing them in secret and their obsession with the wealthy family only deepened much to the deterioration of their own.
Mrs. Sionis was particularly resentful, both towards her husband and child as well as the people she envied so much. They lived the picture perfect life she craved, imagining herself in their shoes to the point she became absorbed with what they must have thought of her, how much ‘better’ life would be if only she could be more like Martha Wayne. Roman quickly began to despise both families; the Waynes for always being what his parents were concerned about and his own for only caring about how they looked to everybody else, ignoring their own son or how their behaviour was making him feel. Many nights he overheard vicious arguments, his parents blaming one another for perceived slights against them and how it was the other’s fault, how much they hated each other but also blaming them for how Roman turned out, how they were burdened with a freak like him instead of an ideal son like Bruce.
As a result, Roman hated every moment of his childhood growing up, hating his parents more and more every passing year for how fake they were, pretending to be a doting couple who publically adored their ‘friends’ while talking shit about them behind their backs, how they refused to drop this pointless facade which only made them all miserable. He’d long since learned to keep his mouth shut, not to embarass his parents before their peers otherwise he’d end up being the one severely punished by his parents later on taking out their frustrations on him instead of each other.
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Whyyy did they put Slowpoke Lady in clothing 😭 shes leaving!! It's a waste of my time AND HERS for me to teach her?? Leave her in her section??
They swapped her and New Lady and like I get the WHY but like... you couldn't wait for Slowpoke's transfer to start... I mean what would it be two weeks?? A month tops?
Anyway I think they put HER in clothing both to free NewLady from it and have a direct position for NL, but also I think it's bc Slowpoke's husband always does like at least half her work for her (we cannot tell if shes like unable to comprehend it, if she's unable to DO IT, or if shes just like nah you do it, but either way everyone hates them for it) and I think they moved her here bc he has no experience in clothing and has no desire to learn so he cannot do her work for her
Doesnt stop them from meeting up and bitching with each other 20x a day though...
Anwyay UGHHH
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Belos wasn't waiting for the eclipse or to perfect the draining spell. It just took him 400 years to clean Caleb's blood off of his fancy old-timey jacket.
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