#and yes it TOOK ME FUCKING AGES

[the-new-kiddo-on-the-block]

Hi

I'm alive

And I am giving you all my hot take on the layout of Casita from Encanto (with additional fankids made by me and @constant-state-of-self-discovery)

@encanto-extended-edition

#encanto #casita #layout #WHEN I SAY I HAVE SOME OF THE WORST SPATIAL AWARENESS #and i somehow pulled this thing of???! #i mean #holy shit #shut up kido #I EVEN ADDED HANA INTO THE EQUATION JFC #arting is hard #art #yes i drew this #and yes it TOOK ME FUCKING AGES #we love encanto #hana fuyumi d'angelo madrigal #valentina madrigal #la familia madrigal #bruno magridal #pepa madrigal #julieta madrigal #agustin madrigal #felix madrigal #antonio madrigal #luisa madrigal #isabela madrigal #camilo madrigal #dolores madrigal #alma madrigal #mirabel madrigal

[obsolescent]

what kind of partner do you think leon would go for? realistically, do you think he would want a civilian? he’s around 47 now, so do you think he would mind an age gap? like if the reader is 20-25, would he mind it? im a little biased in my thought process, but i think if the reader was mature enough and serious about him, i think he wouldn’t mind an age gap.

i can’t really speak on his type, but based on your hcs i think they’re super realistic and thought out. if you don’t wanna answer this, that’s completely fine! thank you in advance (if you choose to answer)

Check out the SFW and NSFW headcanons here!

Oh I would be so happy to answer this!!! And you're welcome, thank you for the feedback and questions!

I took a lot of time to sit down and really think about Leon and what he would've been like growing up, what he would like and how he would interact with others, so I really thank you for mentioning that my headcanons are realistic and thought out! :)

So, for your first question, I honestly think he would prefer a civilian, someone detached to his line of work so he doesn't have to think about it while with them. I did mention in my headcanons that he has a preference for dark colored hair (due to just who he's seemed very close to in canon), but I think other than that?

They can look however, he wouldn't be picky (but really I don't think he would be picky when he was younger? My headcanon about him being awkward, he may be a bit of a loser in his personal life Imfao.)

But!! He could prefer someone the complete opposite of the ones he's constantly around so, in regards to physical appearance, someone who doesn't really care to exercise or isn't chiseled from strenuous activities that comes with fighting bioterrorism.

Dare I say...perhaps someone softer, curvier or plus size? (I never specity it, but when I do write my inserts it's never with someone skinny in mind due to my own body type.)

As for your second question:

He may be very picky and after all these years, realizing that, 'l deserve someone who would fit all my criteria and that I can be picky if it's someone I really want to settle down with’. I feel like Leon would not be in the mood to tolerate immaturity so he would automatically go for someone older anyways?

So yes he wouldn't mind an age gap but it wouldn't be like, someone in their 20s, if you're talking in regard to his canon age, he would want someone 30+. (I don't write Leon as that old for that reason, usually it's RE2/RE4 versions of him in my writings due to my own age).

But if you have anymore thoughts or questions about Leon I would love to hear them!! I love creating content/lore for him hehe.

#Also for me when I think of him I go to RE4 Leon due to him being around the age I am now so #I’m sure as I get older I’ll like the older versions of him once I hit those ages lol. #yes I write him the age he is out of respect for his comfort 😭 #if you can’t respect fictional characters how the fuck are you going to respect real life people?? #anyways I loved thinking about this and writing it out it took me a whole day LMFAO #ALSO if ya’ll know of any Leon x reader w a curvier/plus size reader pleeeeesse let me know #o asks #o talking #o text #leon kennedy #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy x reader #resident evil

[inkblackorchid]

I swear to fucking—this duel is tormenting me. Outline and all, I have been writing on this thing for a month. I'm officially shaming myself for stuffing a duel with too many plot-relevant elements, character moments, and card game actions. Somebody put a dunce hat on me.(Or pat me on the head and tell me to keep going, I am s t r u g g l i n g.)

Like. Don't get me wrong. Would I rather be doing anything else than this? No. Am I still acutely frustrated with how hard it is to juggle several structural writing threads at the same time, while weaving them together to form something coherent? YES.

#yugioh 5ds #*screeches incoherently* #I want to upload this fic more than anythingggggg #but that requires WRITING it first FUCK #and yes this is STILL about the chapter 8 duel #I'm on turn 7 out of 10. and there's still a fucking aftermath to go after that #I'm still not done because it took me ages to unfuck the duel outline #the antagonist's deck is absolutely insane #not to speak of the plot I decided to stuff in here #fucking christmas turkey-ass chapter #don't mind me I'm not actually mad I just wish I could get this done faster because I want to show you guys so badddddd hhhHHHGRHH #fic writing woes #current wip

[poiredepin]

take his body as a relic to be canonized

#gerard way #gerard of arc #mcr #mcr fanart #my chemical romance #artists of tumblr #i despise chainmail with all my heart <3 #took me fucking ages #yes the hand is too small and the chainmail has no logic. however i will choose to ignore that. #sam's art

[hand-face-chan]

I'm only halfway though Hbomberguy's new video and I dont know if this is a universal experience but my main horrified takeaway from hbomb's plagiarism video so far is that one of my highschools TAUGHT AN ENTIRE CLASS OF 13 YEAR OLDS TO PLAGIARISE. LIKE, ON PURPOSE.

I ended up moving to a much better highschool, but my first highschool essentially taught us to "write" essays by reading what someone else had written and then write what they said again but putting it "into your own words". Which in practice was teaching us to change, for example, "the works of Shakespeare were regarded by many as the first popular art form" to "Shakespeare's plays have been said by some to be the first example of popular media". One teacher actually told us that the process of writing an essay was "saying what the people you've researched have said, in a way where it sounds like you said it".

Like. The tactics that actual plagiarists use to hide the fact that they were stealing. An actual teacher tried to teach me to do that.

#hbomberguy #im so glad i left that school early the next year. it definitely would have gotten worse. #i literally didnt learn what a bibliography was until grade 9 because of how shit my first highschool was. #at the same time if a student wrote a paper that was 'too good' even if it was orginal theyd accuse them of stealing without proof #like i wrote a completely original paper and got the note 'this is very good - did you write it all yourself?' #fuck you man. yes i did. despite you trying to teach me to do the opposite #they accused me of getting my parents to write it for me. i had to show them everything i researched and my dad lost it at them #this was also the same school where they took every kid with a disability out of maths regardless of if they were good at maths or not #and taught them shapes like they were fucking three years old #i remember hanging out in the maths with all the other autistic kids and prentending to have never seen a triangle before for a joke #and while thats really bad and abelist. the non-disabled kids were still being taught addition and division like they were 8 and not 12 #the whole thing was a massive fuck up shit fest. it took the year 7 maths teacher leaving for us to all get the same maths class #and we STILL werent being taught to an age appropriate level because we missed so much grade 7 maths it had to be caught up in grade 8 #i would burn it down but its not a highschool anymore lol

[hiveswap]

If i remember correctly the nov16th streams ended before/around midnight in my timezone, but i stayed up late into the night. I remember how everyone was buzzing with excitement for HOURS. (there has truly never been anything like that era to me ever since, i can't imagine i'll ever feel like that again) When i woke up in the morning i was still in shock, first thing i did was sit down and crochet a bee i have still not finished to this day

#this is the most nostalgic i've ever felt for a fandom #it ACHES #so many people just went away since. where the fuck is Manlet for example. bunch of other people too. god what the fuck #wasnt even that good. the discoursé took years off my life. but YES IT WAS ALSO THAT GOOD #i stayed tik the boat sank and i still have one leg on it #idk if i can get into qsmp ngl? would take me ages to chatch up #plus theres my comic list that i dont wanna abandon like i definietly would if i started something new... #and theres MY SCHOOLWORK LMAFAO

[tiredassmage]

good morning, your unprompted dot shitpost of the week is the REAL reason this man could never legally be allowed to be Keeper is that I’d absolutely kill for him without batting an eye as soon as he struck this pose and it’d be the ruin of the Dark Council absolutely unstoppable, if you can’t beat them, look better than them or smth idk

#move the fuck over xarion hot shit is back in town and that hot shit is named cipher nine #do i even tag this do i tag me just being unwell and cracking under the finals weeks hysteria of college??? #no the real reason is they took INTELLIGENCE from him tyr's gonna die mad about it #loyalty to the empire fuckin ENDED ages ago but intel. intel he'd kill for you ask him to kill for you (minister sighing loudly -no-) #except you didn't kill ardun tyr what the fuck your logic isn't sound #anyway local cipher also has a counted 7 romantic panics if i'm keeping tally right #yes this is the kind of shit i'm thinking about to avoid writing papers and it's gonna bite me in the ass good day to you #this is truly just bs posting tyr's way more capable and badass than me i get a headache and i'm like the HOrrORs of existing so like #he could be keeper just fine and the empire would be safe from me at least no promises about him #anyway non existent moral of the post is: tyr's pretty #home james take them home

[philsmeatylegss]

“Parasocial relationships are bad” “it’s not creators’ responsibility to cater to your feelings”

I genuinely am still heartbroken three years later about finding out what an awful human Shane Dawson was and is and I truly still feel angry and betrayed by him and I don’t give a shit if it is parasocial.

#yes it’s not their responsibility but shane made an effort to connect with depressed fans and fans with EDs and was a role model #and he took our naivety from being fucking 14 and abused it #I felt truly understood by him and he gave me hope that it was going to get better #I don’t give a shit if it’s my fault for being emotionally attached #I was fucking 12-15 #his personality is all fake if you watch his videos now #(I watch them through Jake Doolittle who makes fun of it and helps me not give shane a view) #he makes fun of being cancelled he didn’t learn a single fucking thing #and in just a few days I watched one of my role models be revealed to have such a sick and twisted past that he never took responsibility #for and continued to profit off it until he was called out #he catered to vulnerable children he called himself the uncle of youtube #to have that history and not learning from it yet still portraying yourself as this wise gentle father figure to vulnerable kids is fucking #evil #yes it’s not his fault I had such a one sided relationship #but you can’t tell me he didn’t feed into relationships like the one I had when I was 14 #he interacted with the phandom for fucking views and to get the phandom on his side #phandom at this time was an average age of 12-16 #he knew what he was doing and I hate him till this day for it #rae’s rambles

[hella1975]

I'm not done yet but hey are you giving zuko eldest daughter trauma because I'll fucking kill you I read ONE line it's probably the first of what's to come but I'm sending the hate ask now xoxo

ofc i wouldn't do that! he's just fistfighting a saviour complex and is eternally burdened by the responsibility of raising and caring for his sister while simultaneously being a child himself and always putting himself before the worst of the war so that azula doesn't have to all the while growing more and more rage towards the situation until it all comes out in a very cataclysmic scene that i will definitely cry at when writing :)

#he's got that fiona gallagher in him #big thief rlly went to town with mythological beauty and 'there is a child inside you who is trying to raise a child in me' v tams zukocore #the funny thing about zuko and azula's relationship is that yes it's kinda wholesome but it is still ultimately fucked #and yet i find them pretty easy to write bc i literally just go 'what would me and my sister be like in this situation' #like ive said before how my sister never really stepped up as the eldest and ive always felt like we shared that role #like i'll give it to her she's better at being the eldest in certain situations and im better in others #and it's always been us helping our mum bc as capable and brilliant as my mum is she's also doing everything alone #and her temper is... not great. so me and my sister took care of each other in our own way #and by 'our own way' i mean we have NEVER had a stereotypical relationship. our age gap is too small and we're both too mean #literally zuko's ch1 quote about 'they'd never been protective of each other' is directly inspired by me and my sister #i dont feel protective of her i dont feel a need to keep her safe and happy and it's really odd bc i KNOW im supposed to but i just dont #and she doesnt for me even though she's the 'eldest'. and yet i love her and would kill and die for her #and also if we were in this situation and we were trying to shield each other #from certain horrors that we thought the other couldn't handle then we'd have to be SO CLEVER ABOUT IT #bc just like zuko with azula if i caught my sister trying to patronise me/protect me i would HIT THE ROOF #like i am thoroughly convinced there is nothing she can handle that i cant and vice versa so we'd have to be soooo slick about it #and while with zuko and azula that only holds to an extent bc azula is ultimately YEARS younger than zuko #and whatever you think of her personality she just straight up should not be exposed to certain things #(neither should zuko but yk what i mean) #it still stands and we see throughout tams the v clever ways zuko has learned to protect azula so that she doesnt catch on #like either the next chapter or the one after (probs the one after) there's a really horrific scene #that's just super dark and gory and while with a normal younger sibling you'd do something to keep their eyes on you and not on the scene #like lie to them or make it into a game or something so they're unaware of what's happening #but instead zuko sees what's happening and before azula can he quickly gets her to check their supplies and count their money or some shit #like giving her a job to acknowledge her capability and not patronise her while still shielding her from a really brutal scene #and it just goes over zuko's head that at sixteen he ALSO SHOULD NOT BE EXPOSED TO THAT #but long story short i just think that's so funny. like the fire hazards are sooo fucked and for good reason #but it literally just boils down to me and my dumbass sister #so yeah. very niche eldest daughter syndrome emanating from tams zuko #ask

[moonsappho]

sending this video into the brains of swifties everywhere

#taylor swift #emma speaks #putting to words what i haven’t been able to #one of the lines was something like ‘taylor correctly identified that she was being unfairly restricted by big man capitalism #but then decided to do girlboss capitalism instead’ #like . yes. yes . #the stuff on the poptimism debate being initially fair but the devolving into a cultural popularity contest… #finally some good fucking video essay #the fact that it took me until age 20 to notice these issues after following her career for my whole life speaks to my own privileges also

[lamb200345567]

how’s one piece going i feel like you definitely must have passed me right now

Oh yeah im fully caught up (like since last monthish?) ngl. I hate it, what do you MEAN i have to wait WEEKLY FOR NEW CONTENT!!!!!! ITS ONE PIECE IT HAS OVER A THOUSAND EPISODES!!!!!!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOO IM CAUGHT UP AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A WEEK FOR NEW STUFF >:I youuuuu (and Valor) diddddd thissssss tooooooo meeeeeeee (it is fully my fault for being like this tm) i hate one piece btw, it sucks (lying) I have FIGURINESSSSSS (3) DUDE WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNN i hate this i hate it here you did this i have one piece in my brain now how could you do this to me (i am having so much fun this series is so good i love it but also how Dare you tm <- this is also aimed at my friend Valor who (re)watched with me)

#i am gnawing on this fucking show. manga too #yes im fully caught up with the manga #bc when i caught up with the anime i was like wait what. what do you mean. theres no more content……. D: #and instantly had to consume the manga bc i need to know needed to know #(it is very good and bc im so normal about this series (lying) i am now rereading the manga in full (bc ngl i started where the animeended? #where the anime hadnt finished yet???? #(the figurines i got are a Yamato (got him for free!! a friend got him for me trans rights) a Zoro (took me ages to find one of him that - #wasnt fuckin 60 bucks but I GOT ONE AND ITS AWESOME HE LOOKS SO COOL (also shhh but i recently got a Wado keychain like yesterday)) #AND A NICO ROBIN (she was the first one i got bc i saw her and she was hot -as always- and i am not immune actually) #thank you but also fuck you

[bootyful-seventeen]

I love seeing those TikTok’s of plus sized girls speaking about how we get treated differently by men when compared to our smaller friends cuz they honestly speak nothing but facts

#like this shit has had me fucked up since who knows when so my immediate response to male attention irl is to shut it tf down #cuz it’s either a) a joke or his friends bet him to do it for a dare #b) he wants to worm his way in by befriending the ‘unattractive one’ to get to the hot one #or c) maybe the dude is interested but it’ll fizzle out so fast cuz I can’t keep in contact to save my life #like the amount of times I’ve been treated as less then by a guy my friend was trying to get into a relationship is so sad #cuz he’d treat me like a nuisance right at the hello and she’s less then a foot away just watching #especially when the ‘she’s shy and just doesn’t know you card’ when he’s also meeting my other friends I came with for the first time too #I know that dude took one look at me and hoped tf out of trying to even get past hello #he really cemented it by asking for everyone’s socials and purposely didn’t look my way at all when collecting #and yes when I did try and talk his face would just gloss over until I was done and then he’s be fully engaged with my other friend he met #even in my own friend groups that involve some guys I usually get treated as the last resort #I honestly think the best treatment I ever got from a man was actually from a toddler 💀💀 #now THAT is sad as fuck to know that a 3 year old be treating me better then the guys around my age

[void-tiger]

Sometimes I feel like I keep having to prove my age. “No really, I really am 29. I really did start college 10 years ago (just…couldn’t finish). No I’m Not actually 15-21. YES really. It’s okay to talk to me. (But please don’t ask me what I’m doing instead of what I like to do…it’s a sore subject I can’t find a Small Talk TM response to. Especially with my age. Legit health shit has taken SOME of the embarrassment out of this…but that’s it’s own set of landmines. Can we please talk about you instead??)”

#tiger’s musings #socializing crap #baby face #aaaaand then prolly ‘cause of the connective tissue disorder…I have MASSIVE dimples that make me feel like a gargoyle #not age wrinkles forming. but huuuuge folds of skin on a thin face making ridges #because…stretchy skin. yeah. I feel like that snake in that one webcomic trying to Yawn Cute #and…it’s most obvious if I’m delighted or teasing. #…why can’t I just have smile lines. #but…yeah. I almost can’t complain I never have any decent adults act friendly or flirt in a way that’s Not Creepy #when even YOUNG children forget that I’m ‘not a kid’ #(ooooor it’s some fertility culture or ‘wants an Exotic TM girlfriend’ asshole. for fuck’s sake… #(yes I’d rather be harassed than an actual teenager or ethnic/racial minority. but it’s still deeply uncomfortable) #…there may be SOME progress with ‘YES I’m a late 20s ADULT prioritizing FRIENDSHIP I am SAFE’ #but also…it is irritating to have questions about something 10 yrs ago instead of what I like to do NOW #or that it took a year to be spoken to. and going pspspspsps! for a quarter of that because Enough. #…the ONLY time I /almost/ don’t mind someone assuming I’m nearly half my actual age #is when I’m out in public with my parents around strangers #despite it’s becoming more common for MY gen to still live with fam because late capitalism vs merican social values #buuuuuuuuut yeahhhhh… still living with family past 25 is still treated as Shameful as a cultural norm

[gripes-withthesun]

I have this issue while falling asleep sometimes (especially when sick) when the delirium before i fall asleep gets fantastically stressful and keeps me awake. I kept hearing Joe Bastianich from MasterChef US horridly criticising my blanket positioning like the vile person he is and I kept getting so stressed.

And when that happens i can't even convince myself 'Look around Joe isn't real he can't hurt you no one is criticising you' i cannot do that I HAVE to replace one delirium with another less stressful one and convince myself that one is true, just long enough to fall asleep. So then I had to imagine the nice chefs from MasterChef India instead, guiding me very gently into the right blanket position and then i said thank you chef and fell asleep

#yeah i know it's odd but you gotta do what you gotta do and I've learned from experience what works #big highlight of this whole issue has been that time i was starting to come down with a fever and couldn't fall asleep because #i thought i was apollo now in that it's a portfolio and apollo has abdicated it and given me the responsibilities #and i got super stressed about preparing for the upcoming sunrise and i was cursing apollo's name #so then of course i tried to fix this by saying 'no no I'm not Apollo i am... hermes. yes I'm hermes' #and then hermes appeared before me and went 'what the fuck dude' #anyway it took me ages to fall asleep #psychosis #delirium

[713-4th-ward-g]

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#honestly been in such a bad mental space #ever since my family denied my trauma and tried to manipulate my memories like it never happened #i swear i wonder if they're all narcissist or something #using all these manipulative tactics to try and distort reality while also diminishing me is crazy #i told my aunt and grandma why I hated my dad for so long and they really told me: No ! never! he is not an alcoholic. #like if him drinking every single day for years isnt an issue or signs of alcoholic dependency with borderline addiction #not one day do I remember him not coming home already drinking from the ages 8 to 18 and they all deny it like he isnt still drinking #every single day* like come on he hasnt stopped drinking for more than 2 days LMAO and I'm not even getting into his outbursts #i remember how bad it got once mt grandma moved out and it was just us dude literally drank a 6 pack a day every single day #get loud for anything #if your question sounded like you were challenging him and his “authority” he would lose his mind #my sister thinks its okay all in the past like if its okay he hit her when we grew up like they really used to hit her bad and jump her #my moms losing her memory every day so she doesnt remember how she used to be but she does apologize to my sister for how it was then #my dad has never apologized he never saw it as wrong to him she was his daughter and his possession or property #and she didnt have a say cause it was his house. even though it was never his house; it was Grandma's house. but he sure acted like it was #always proclaiming this is my fucking house you do what i say “yes you do” i still remember all the fist fights that happened from me #just standing up to his outburst and disrespect and it didnt matter if i was 13 if i called out his disrespect #he took that as me disrespecting his authority in the household when i was just calling out his horrible actions and bullshit #all those times we fought was cause of how he was acting and i had enough and would say something #i still remember the last time we fought i was like 17 or maybe 18 and he was disrespecting my mom and grandma and so i got mad #and remember telling him im tired of you being so rude always trying to control other people's lives and tell em what to do #he got so mad and immediately ran up to me an snuck me and i managed to grapple him into a headlock and he was still trying to hit me #he almost hit my mom and grandma when he was swinging crazy #i didnt talk to him for at least a year and even now i have spurts where I dont see him for weeks at a time even though we live together #im so tired of the bullshit though