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rynnthefangirl · 23 days
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Honestly I don’t ever want to hear anything about Aemond being “bullied” or losing his eye. I don’t give a fuck. This psycho maniac massacred an entire house that were ALLIES of his— beheading every male Strong from old men to little boys and stacking their heads in a pile 3-feet tall— because he was having a temper tantrum after losing Kings Landing. Aemond had the most dangerous dragon alive and all he used it for during the Dance besides killing a child diplomatic envoy was to rain fire down on innocent civilians. Luke would have done the world a huge favor if he’d just plunged his knife into Aemond’s brain instead of taking his eye. I mean how much of POS do you have to be to make DAEMON the good guy in your 1v1 battle?
Nothing. I mean NOTHING. That has ever happened to Aemond in his pathetic worthless life even comes REMOTELY close to sort of maybe possibly justifying his literal war crimes. He’s the Westerosi equivalent of a fucking mass shooter. He cries about his stupid eye so much I cannot WAIT for Daemon to show him what a real fucking injury looks like as he plunges Dark Sister up to its hilt into his eye socket. The people who found his body were so real — they rescued Dark Sister and threw Aemond’s rotted corpse back to the bottom of the lake where it belongs.
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dowagersqueen · 1 year
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this is what they call normal behavior online btw
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hale-b629 · 2 years
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I HATE ALMONDS
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darn-it-agatha · 2 years
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I would like to ban almonds
thank you.
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lovl3igh · 1 month
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notice that when blacks talk about alicent's children it's "rapist" "murderer" "child slaver" "kinslayer" etc but the thing is when greens try to insult nyra's boys they say "strongs" or "bastards" like they really have nothing on them, it's hilarious
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drakaripykiros130ac · 4 months
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One thing I have always admired about the Blacks is how they are a tight family unit, compared to the greens.
The Blacks did not even start out as a one whole family. Rhaenyra and Daemon both had different spouses, children from different marriages. And after Rhaenyra and Daemon finally married, the Blacks all became one in the true sense of the word family. They always have each other’s backs.
The greens, on the other hand, always seemed to me as a necessary alliance, but never a true family. For Alicent and Otto, the green kids and grandkids were nothing more than their political chess pieces.
Even when Daemon thought that “a son for a son” would hurt the greens just as much as they hurt Rhaenyra, it didn’t really have that effect. The only one who truly suffered was Helaena. The others, especially Alicent and Otto, saw this as a direct attack on their faction, and as a result they needed to strike back. But they didn’t truly give a damn that the little boy was gone from their lives. They lost an important chess piece. That’s about it.
There are a lot of things which make the greens seem as an alliance rather than a family. Such as the fact that Aemond secretly seeks to take the throne from his brother. He doesn’t actually do it, but it is constantly implied how much worthier he deems to be compared to Aegon (both in the book and the show). And he didn’t hesitate to take charge and wear the Conqueror’s crown while Aegon was incapacitated.
Next, there is Daeron, who barely even knows his so-called family, given how much time he spent in Oldtown. He is a Hightower pawn with a dragon, and used as such throughout the whole Dance.
As for Helaena, while she doesn’t have issues in the book, she is still treated as the least important green. Nobody truly cares about her suffering. Alicent put the crown on her head and called her “Queen” yet she constantly undermined her position, and acted as if she was still the Queen. And after Helaena does commit suicide, there is barely any mourning. Alicent plots to have her son married to Cassandra Baratheon and produce male heirs, just to avoid having Rhaenyra’s son end up on the throne.
Finally, we have Ser Crispin Cole. He likes to think that he is part of the “green family” but he really isn’t. He is the family guard dog. They are basically using him. Using his hatred for Rhaenyra for their own gain.
The Blacks have such great family vibes, that it’s a shame they didn’t focus on it in the show. The show writers were really lazy in the writing of the family dynamic for Team Black. They spent so many happy years on Dragonstone before the war started. We barely got a glimpse of that.
Don’t even get me started on how they didn’t show even a bit of Daemyra’s married life. Episodes 8-10 were straight up business. It would have been nice to show how happy the Blacks were away from the Court drama and the greens’ bullying.
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rhaeisthequeen · 5 months
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For all the people who keep laughing and making fun of Lucerys death, I cannot wait for the day Aemond gets his eye back in the form of a sword...
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helaenasaegon · 1 year
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I don’t think Almond/Grass stans realize that what he did was basically the equivalent of taking a dead woman’s beloved horse right after her funeral and then when her daughter says it should’ve gone to her, saying “Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers!” and then insulting her and shoving her to the floor. While she’s freshly grieving her mother. While he still has a mother who spoils him rotten. And then he started a whole fucking fight.
“Poor traumatized baby” my ass. 🙄
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1451514-emojis · 1 month
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Please leave me some requests so I stop fixating on drawing food symbols /j
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abrideofdrogons · 1 year
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ali/cent “the mother of dragons” & hel/aena “my dreams come true” & ae/gon “has the best bond with his dragon ever” & ae/mond “sad meow meow” versus the character, daenerys targaryen, their stans all hate but love to attribute titles/quote/plots to because “dragons aren’t nukes when our faves have them” because “we’re talking about the show!!!  not the books!!!  why would we read ThOsE ProBlEmAtIc ThInGs” because like.  what is the truth.
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On a serious note…Fuck off, Genevieve, you Almond Mom ass bitch.
This is the type of thing that makes me incredibly angry as a person with intimate knowledge of disordered eating and treatment.
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I could rant for several paragraphs but instead I will just say this:
G is not a doctor, nor a dietician, nor a therapist. She is not a reliable, unbiased source for this kind of messaging, and neither is “Naturalnursemomma” who has brand deals with several of the “clean” products. G is probably hoping to get her attention with this shoutout.
G is a wealthy, elitist SAHM with admitted anxiety and history of disordered eating. She has ample access to the products on the right and zero worries about having adequate access to food or healthcare in general. While she has also said that she avoids talking about diets in front of her children, this is effectively the same thing.
Check out @foodsciencebabe on IG, Tik Tok, or FB for research-based food info you can actually use.
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What your favorite cookie run ships say about you?(Cookie run edition)
 WARNING:KEEP IN MIND THIS IS A JOKE AND DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.I AM WANT TO DO MY TAKE OF THIS TYPE OF SERIES FOR THIS FANDOM.
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I hope you liked this,I have been wanting to do this for long time.And I might contiune this series,and if you want your ship to be include please submit in the inbox and optionally explain why you like.And don’t be afraid to give advice on what I could improve upon
Part two is out!
Part three is out!~
Part four is out now!!
Part five’s out!!!!l
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dowagersqueen · 1 year
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as a person on team green twt that surrounds herself with alys rivers enjoyers/alysmond shippers, i don't think they were the first to start things, though at the same time i don't believe them to be blameless. there were countless times when a completely unrelated alysmond tweet started getting traction and all of a sudden its author was under fire with helaemond shippers on the front lines. to this day no tweet about alys, even outside of romantic context - for example just talking about the potential of her character, can avoid gathering at least several negative and private quote retweets either from other shippers, team black stans or even jealous aemond fans.
im guessing because of that they're super defensive over her character and resolve to putting their anger and frustration onto the first visible target. which is probably the same reason behind always mentioning alys' status as aemond's canon lover. and as much as i can't stomach helaemond (while at the same time honestly believe it to be a better alternative to l*cemond, at least in this instance people aren't using the likeness of a real life minor in nsfw content) i do agree that everyone has the right to ship what they want if they're not harming anybody along the line. ig all i want to say is that bad apples exist on both sides of the conflict. ive found out that its better to just curate the content you want to engage with, ignore the rest and under any circumstances not bother oneself with snarky quote retweets.
no, i still think they were the first to start things. a lot of us didn't even know who alys was before she and alysmond were shoved into our faces asking "but why don't you like her and this ship? why are you incest freak shipper? ew gross" when we didn't even know who she was. 
i've personally closed my eyes to my own moots tweeting really insulting stuff about helaemond shippers only to later, some of them, to start suddenly ship helaegon. funny that, lol
also the "alys come on screen, they are shipping your man with his sister" that were obviously started by alys and alysmond stans.
also between the two of us, most tweets i've seen are alys in the context of her relationship with aemond and very little stuff about her as a character so yeah
and believe me, all the hate you see now, started way back. hotd barely finished when i saw the first anti helaemond tweet and i was like "who's this girl?"
i'm sorry but this was one of the most unpleasant experiences within the hotd fandom outside of team black stan bs so i'm really not very welcoming of it. it has left a very bitter taste in my mouth and it's a side of green twitter and green fandom that i dislike
the names i've been called, the way alys and alysmond shippers interacted with helaemond shippers who make fanart, the way i've had multiple people come into my mentions uninvited to argue on behalf of it, even trying to pose like they're not fans only to later admit it and resort to namecalling.
just last week someone said "don't share the movie where ewan is a r*pist without proper warning, but what can i expect from a helaemond shipper?" implying somehow that we're all really morally bad people
and as evidence about how i argue about every other topic on my blog, i'm not likely to let go of my resentment because it's been a bad experience and i am resentful of it.
as a last note, it's a bit backhanded to say the only thing that makes helaemond better than lucemond is because it's not ped*philia.
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http-def-not-bear · 1 year
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Is all this countless suffering for my own good? What didn't kill me only made me stronger. I begin to bloom like a lotus flower once again
- Amygdala, AgustD (2023)
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The fact that almond farming causes infanatley more harm to bees than making honey and almonds are vegan and honey is not drives me insane.
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sweetestpopcorn · 1 year
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omg don't get me started on the never ending Aemond/anyone&everyone fics. My "exclude" list just keeps growing! Everyone new variation I find leaves me more and more confused. Aemond/Lucerys, Aemond/Jaehaerys, Aemond/Daemon, Aemond/Reader, Aemond/Sansa, but the worst of all has to be Aemond/Visenya. Even Rhaenyras unborn children aren't safe *sobs*
Y'all are reading redacted universe fics. Y'all get what you deserve. You don't have my pity. After Matt/Renada, Anyone&Everyone/Almond Milk is a dream to me. Yes even Almond Milk/Sandra 😂 Omg I love that!
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Who I do pity is myself who once had someone tell me this:
Person: Your fic made me ship Aemond and Rhaena.
Me:
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Also me:
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