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#anyone else??
elizakai · 30 days
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“what’s Nightmare doing signing paperwork all day”
“is he catelogging aus”
“is he signing 100 treaties”
“is he writing fanfiction”
NO. (well. maybe the fanfic.)
you guys what if Nightmare is just a landlord?
over the last 500+ years he’s accumulated property after property and he makes fucking bank. gramps just monopolized the housing industry (s. plural industries. multiversal)
why does he need money? because he wants it duh. also leverage, he can bribe anyone who won’t be intimidated by him.
he pays for his castle of course! he’s much harder to trace if the records for his property are that of an honest, tax paying citizen!
who’s to say nightmare didn’t build the castle himself at this point!
he’s managing legions of properties and renters on the daily, very high maintenance, lots of paperwork to file and mail to send daily.
he went
“How do i make people most miserable”
“I know.”
“I’ll be a landlord”
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looking-for-orion · 10 months
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lesbiansandco · 1 month
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I “understood” the concept of death at such a young age and I think that’s where my troubles began
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i must be the only one in this fandon that does not ship angel x husk
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bellaxgiornata · 3 months
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Sometimes when I write a Reader fic from the romantic interest's perspective early on in the story, I feel like Joe Goldberg because of referring to Reader still as 'you.' Especially if it's Matt’s POV and especially if he's eavesdropping in on something he shouldn't be while out or returning home as the Devil.
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It's weird. Why are you like this when I write you, Matt?
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blackbackedjackal · 10 months
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*opens tumblr*
I'm staring into my fridge wondering what to mak-
*closes tumblr*
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totallynottinsel · 1 year
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So like… AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KINDA-
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daydreaming-en-pointe · 4 months
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i have the sudden unexplainable urge to pet a duck
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corpiote · 6 months
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I cleared all the event battles but I'm not getting the achievement? also why are the final boss rewards listed twice?
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there anyone else out there with emetophobia cuz i feeling kinda like i am just crazy :’D
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vethbrenatto · 7 months
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some of this score is giving me LOST soundtrack vibes
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a-humble-narcissus · 2 months
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Me: the world is a horrible person and I am a terrible child. I might have a panic attack any second and I am on the verge of a breakdown
-gets out of the bed, washes face, stretches and eats breakfast-
Me: actually I am okay
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sunsetb0nerz · 18 days
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my c*ck is very hard rn
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zurko48 · 3 months
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I had no right at the age of 7 to be praying to a god I didn’t even believe in but was hoping was real so that he’d kill me before I reached adulthood because I was not meant for the adult world.
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amethystsoda · 2 years
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It’s so funny thinking about people who take a bunch of time to get ready in the morning bc for me it’s a miracle to get out of bed, dressed, and into work on time 😔👊🫡
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