No one:
Literally no one:
Wally, at all times inside his head: Family. I love them. They are my everything. I would die for them. I would kill for them. I would live for them. They are my everything and I am nothing without them.
Wally, 24/7 nonstop broadcasting within his noggin: I had terrible parents but my Uncle Barry and Aunt Iris showed me parental love and now I strive to be the best dad I can be. I'm also going to be the best husband.
Wally, can't stop wont stop: I love my wife so much. Look at her. She's so smart and pretty and talented. I hope my kids take after her. God. Have I mentioned that I love my kids? I think this is the best part of my life. I could stay like this forever. Pause time and live this moment on repeat. I have to keep going though. I have to experience this. They grow up so fast. I love-
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so Laios is definitely a monsterfucker huh
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he is just some dude and we are going to be nice about it
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watching labourites and tories be appalled that humza yousaf is.... /checks notes/ appointing a cabinet that consists of allies and people who support his political agenda instead of people who would try to sabotage it at every turn is very funny, got to say
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do you guys think pete wentz would like SAW i think he would
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I was at a Palestinian solidarity gig last night & the one Palestinian artist who was going to perform had COVID so the organisers asked around to see if there were any Palestinians who'd like to say a few words instead.
A local guy who was born & raised in Gaza offered to speak. He started with "I'm an engineer. i'm not a poet or a politician. I don't... do public speaking… I had no idea what to say when I came up here. So i'm just going to tell you about the street I grew up on."
And then he did! He went down the street building by building. He told us about the ice cream shop on the corner, the grocery shop, the charity that supports people with intellectual disabilities. He told us about the people who he knew growing up, the families who still live in the different houses. He told us about the university buildings and about his friends who quit being accountants to start a band together. All on that street.
All of which is gone now, by the way. Bombed to dust.
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idk who this Buck guy is but congrats on his bisexuality
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"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"
I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy
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