#are you even real

[daily-ish-syndicate-headcanons]

the syndicate has a gun wall

-🦷🍲

what

#daily ish syndicate headcanons #dream smp #dsmp #the syndicate #technoblade #ranboo #nihachu #philza #syndicate #teeth stew anon you never fail to astound me #are you even real #what are you

[aananyaidiot]

hmm let's see, so in the last 24 hours, I have consumed 8 tbsp of coffee, 10 tbsp of sugar and 15 scoops of vanilla ice cream. BOY DINNER 💅

#desi academia #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #desiblr #chaotic academia #chaotic academic aesthetic #romanticism #dark academia #desi #desi tag #ice cream #are you even real

[ragamuffingunnar]

what in the fresh fuck

#are you even real

[devilat-thedoor]

Jake’s monologue actually killed me. posting this from the grave. thx.

#no bc like #the sword #jacob kiszka #… #are you even real

[seek--rest]

getting followers that look just like the porn accounts with blank blogs while their pfp and usernames look completely normal… is this how the machines overtake us

#seek speaks #are you even real #are any of us real

[darkacademiaposts]

if there's one thing about me it's that tall men with long hair own my heart

#tall men #long hair #curly hair #are you even real #i can't help but picture running my fingers through his hair #men with long hair #must be protected #at all costs #hozier

[yourestillinsidemyhead]

They don’t know anything about us

#old love #tell me you love me #i miss you #couples #love quotes #breakup #i love you #pinterest #pleasecanwegoback #are you even real #areyouthereanymore #they can suck it #us against the world #angst #faded love #yourestillinsidemyhead

[pervypeachdraws]

i’m getting suspicious of all these recent followers with default profiles and no bio

#what do y'all want #are you even real

[sapphohere]

amita suman what the hell

#amita suman #are you even real #im—— #shadow and bone

[friendly-neighborhood-freak]

Hi!!!! 💕 sorry to bother you i mean no disrespect,i really don't know what sort of opener to get you to talk to me but I'm a sugarmommy, and i'm pretty new here. I'm looking for an honest sugarbaby, it doesn't necessarily have to be SEXUAL, and i'll reward you with a fair weekly allowance....looking forward to hearing from you..💕feel free to send a dm ☺️🥰

Girl BYE

#are you even real #yeah unless you want to talk about the lastest fanfic I’ve read you’ll need to look for someone else sister

[weishenics]

He is unreal

#are you even real #wayv #xiaojun #smtown live

[teetkmost123]

Sometimes mtfs be so confusing, they be all like:

"I am not a good person."

*immediately help someone they are not obligated to*

"I only do good things when it benefits me"

*it actually makes their life more difficult*

"I'm good at reading people emotions and manipulate them"

*then they go and have social anxiety and think everyone despite them*

Like bitch, pick a struggle.

#shitpost #ttk #choose a lane mtf #which one is it???? #are you even real

[rxspbrrry]

HI !!!!! i miss you lots :( and i know we haven’t talked in a while, but i hope u know you’re always in my heart 🥰 and that i’m always praying you’ll be happy and well <3

it’s been months since we’ve first talked, and i wanted to thank you for being my friend, especially with all this time we’ve shared together :) i still feel happy to read your posts from time to time, and it’s think i can see that you’re way more comfortable where you are now, compared to how it felt before. i hope those happy changes and moments will always follow you in good faith for the rest of your life 🥺

thank you for being so wonderful and supportive <3 and you know i’ll always do the same for u on the sidelines!! be it watching you on the road to success, you celebrating new chapters in your life, or you simply feeling happy with who and where you are today — know that i’m here, and i’m always thankful for whatever path you choose, as long as it makes you happy above all. ☺️ i love you so much!! here’s to our friendship hehe <3

love, your good friend who will never forget u 🫶🏼 (p.s. you know :>)

stop i know who you are im gonna cry :"(( what did i do to deserve you helpjfdjkjsdkfks i really didnt expect a reply but my heart is gonna burst from how incredibly amazing you are /srs

thank you so much for sticking with me even as i changed blogs, it brings me immense relief to know that someone i know and care for is also watching my journey online 🥲 i hope you know just how much of a positive impact you've made on others including me. your presence alone, through the screen, is a type of comfort and softness no one else could possibly achieve <3 you are so unbelievably warm towards everyone including your friends and it's only one of the many things i admire about you 😔

i love you so much more /p, and here's to our friendship indeed <3

#r.chats #i was expecting like crackheaded asks from anons but i got this instead and suddenly im in the mood to cry (of joy) #how dare you i was supposed to be doing my hw :(( #now im gonna think about your ask all night #stop why are you so nice #are you even real

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[whump-it-like-its-hot]

So earlier in art class today, someone drew a characters hands in their pockets and mentioned that hands are really like the ultimate end boss of art, and most of us wholeheartedly agreed. So then, our teacher went ahead and free handed like a handful of hands on the board, earning a woah from a couple of students. So the one from earlier mentioned how it barely took the teacher ten seconds to do what I can’t do in three hours. And you know what he responded?

“It didn’t take me ten seconds, it took me forty years.”

And you know, that stuck with me somehow. Because yeah. Drawing a hand didn’t take him fourth years. But learning and practicing to draw a hand in ten seconds did. And I think there’s something to learn there but it’s so warm and my brain is fried so I can’t formulate the actual morale of the lesson.

#not whump #more real life ramblings let’s gooooo #EDIT genuinely why is THIS the post that took off #I have muted notifications for this thing mate I didn’t even double check my spelling #and you fuckers ran with it #good for you but also why