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ostianshadow · 9 months

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TOA Anniversary Munday!

Celebrating TOA and the people who contribute to make our group what it is.

Repost, don't reblog. Only fill in what you feel comfortable sharing!

Happy anniversary, TOA! Here's to many more years spent together.

Name: vicky (aka key or wkey)

Pronouns: she/her

Birthday (no year): jan 6

Where are you from? What is your time zone? french canadian. west coast best coast. pst.

Roleplay experience: idk since i was like 7? running around the neighbourhood w the boyz and gming our own little world of makebelieve… writing/online-wise, since around the age of 10-11 when we got a puter in the living room.

Got any pets? black kitty called cabbage i fostered and then adopted. she's no thoughts head empty and that's why she won over my other 16 foster cats. /hj

Favorite time of year: autumn-ish or spring. don't do well in the heat but sad makes winter bad.

Some interests and things you like: comics&webtoons, puzzle games (picross, sudoku, etc), ultimate frisbee, tennis, hiking, traveling

Some funfacts & trivia about you:

-prefer crepes to pancakes

-don't leave me alone with a box of ice cream sandwiches for the love of-

-past key has cumulatively drawn 500+ comic pages over the years (and misses it dearly)

-used to play ice hockey, played for bout 12 years. stopped due to injuries.

What non-Fire Emblem games do you play? ffxiv, zelda, tales of, undertale

Favorite Pokemon type & Pokemon: ghost, haunter

How did you get into Fire Emblem? smash bros /j i think my bro acquired a copy of fe7 and the rest is history

What Fire Emblem games have you played? 6 through current

First Fire Emblem game: 7

Favorite Fire Emblem game: hrkkk probably 7 but super fond of sacred stones n path of radiance too

Any Fire Emblem crushes? 😳

lmao

If you’ve played the following games, who was your first S support? Who would you S support nowadays?

- Awakening: mightve been chrom by accident n woulda been pissed about it. henry & gaius beloveds

- Fates: conquest- niles, birthright- azama, revelations- kaze

- Three Houses: was it claude or felix? idk but claude is def why i started w deer haha

- Engage: louis and lapis i married both that's my story and im sticking to it

Favorite Fire Emblem class: thief or mage

If you were a Fire Emblem character, what would be your class? probably an archer, or mage. miss me w close combat

If you were a Three Houses character, what would be your affiliation? hmm… i wanna say deer but probably beagles

If you were an Engage character, which Emblem would you Engage with? lyn. long distance pew pew goes brrrrr

How did you find TOA? kept seeing it on twitter from ol ferp mutuals and eventually caved

Current TOA muses: hector, matthew, azama

Who was your first TOA muse? If you don’t have them anymore, could you see yourself picking them up again? ewan. some days i think i could.

Have you had any other TOA muses? florina, henry

Do you think you have a type of character you gravitate towards? prickly, maybe. in general muses that allow me to explore… ewan is more outgoing than i will ever be, but lets himself feel petty or jealous. hector is brash, but struggling with an uncomfortable and unexpected weight on his shoulders. azama invites conflict like he needs it to breathe, while ive typically been averse to conflict. florina is timid but trying to grow stronger for her friends (and herself, she comes to realize). henry is… an oddball, idk how to describe what draws me to writing him. change of pace maybe? requires thinking outside the box with his unique worldview. i dont tend toward angst but matthew is a good output for it if im feelin it haha.

What do you believe you enjoy writing the most? i think i like. when threads start to come together. yknow in stories when you can start referring to things that have happened? and you're like "woah wait i know what that's referring to!!"

when you manage to reach a shared history ig? i know im p slow re. writing but i cherish the bonds and overarching/intertwined stories my muses wind up with. people you meet touch your life in ways you might not immediately fathom…

Favorite TOA-related memory: lots of lock & key justice shenanigans… bunker … enjoyed unscripted a whole heck of a lot as well

How do you pronounce TOA? 🤔 T-O-A. sounds fancier to spell it out haha

Got any delusions that didn’t see the light of day that you’d like to share? 😉 felix, ike, kaze, serra, sain, naesala, ingrid, eldigan, bramimond, lethe, shinon, kliff… not so much delusions as "might be fun to explore…" – and i wouldn't trade our current reps of the above for the world ✌️

#munday #arrives a day late w starbucks #the formatting is so scuffed *shakes moblr*#thanks neffi for the meme

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sublimetragedychopshop · 1 year

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Imagine a good boy! Yandere! The type that is the kindest person you’ll ever meet! Goes to church every Sunday and is so helpful and sweet people flock towards him, not because he also happens to be a major hottie either. The type to have never have had a relationship before because he is waiting on “the one”. Sure plenty of people have confessed to him but it never felt right. As gently as he could he turned them down but promised friendship instead. Honestly , people didn’t even get mad when he turned them down just a little sad but you can’t stay mad at such a good person!

Good boy! Yan who when a new exchange student was transferred to the school, the principal already volunteered for him to give them a tour. “I can trust you, to keep them on a good path. I know you both will be friends in no time!” The principal stated. Eventually when you did arrive to school, you were almost 45 minutes late and looked tired as balls. Waiting in the office for your arrival (he never even thought of leaving, opting for doing his homework on a table in the meantime.) once he saw you, he couldn’t keep his eyes off. His heart soared and burned in his chest, beating rapidly. ‘W-what’s going on? Why is my heart beating so fast? My face feels hot too’ he thought and placed a hand on his warm cheek. “Do you are my tour guide?” A voice brought him back to reality. Startled he looked at you as you loomed over him. You were so much more good looking up a close, your eyes boring into him that made him blush 10x more! “Hellooo? Earth to tour guide?” With a sarcastic tone you tried getting his attention. “R-right! Sorry! Um- m-my name is L-Liam! I-I will be taking you-you around the school.” God did he ever stutter that much infront of anyone? Embarrassed he got everything in his bag and led you around the school. Granted he did manage to stutter out half the locations names and almost trip or hit his face on something 20 times. All while you seemed to barely paying attention to him. Some people did see Liam with you around the school, in fact most people came up to him to ask about menial things before he told them he had to continue your tour. “Nope, I think I can figure out the rest.” You cut him off before he could turn down another persons invitation to hang out. “See ya later loser.” Cooley you left Liam there with the person that tried to talk to him. It kind of struck him wrong that you just left like that, the desire to go after you was strong. He almost did until he realized where he was. Maybe he could talk to you later? In case if you have any problems of course!

Good boy! Yandere who (after your fated encounter) seems to try and seek you out. Every minute of every day. His usual daydreams were replaced with ones of you. All his thoughts were about you now. Of course he did manage to succeed in finding you (it was almost like you were avoiding him) and would often ask if you had any problems with your classes. “Nope, get lost.” You answered back quickly and left him just standing there, shocked. This was the first time, anyone had treated him like this. Liam had always been a well liked person, and it seemed like you didn’t like him at all. Biting back a cry (when has he ever cried over something like this?) he was even more determined to win you over. Liam started to gather information about you (stalk) and even collected some of your things! Don’t worry they were mostly things you wouldn’t care about, pencils, half eaten drinks, your sweaty gym t shirt, etc. just small things. Then you would see him at the places you frequent, a favorite Starbucks, the park, your little mini mart where you go to buy snacks, the library. Really he is everywhere you are.

Yandere good boy! That realizes this is getting out of hand, his quest to become your friend has changed to him falling in love with you. Deep and obsessive love, but still love none the less. Suddenly the things that people would do to win his favor were things he does now with you. Buying you snacks, leaving supportive sticky notes on your desk, always going up to you to talk about anything and everything. At this point you automatically get annoyed if you so much as spot his face. He does this EVERYDAY, ALL DAY. HOW IS NO ONE SEEING THIS OR BEING WEIRDED OUT BY IT?? (People do but think it’s romantic af/ are jealous as hell about you). Eventually you need to tell him to knock it off, to tell him to stay the fuck away from you because he is getting annoying AF. So you do, cornering him in an empty classroom after school. He was volunteering for a school event (because someone roped him into it) and was so sad that he couldn’t “walk you home/follow you home”. The second your face came into view he lit up. Greeting you happily until you slammed him against the wall, caging him, you started your threats “listen here shithead, your getting mad annoying so knock it off! The notes, the fucking snacks, FOLLOWING me HOME! I don’t want to see your face near me,” you got more and more mad. “If this is some type of shitty game with you, go find someone else to fuck around with! STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.” Glaring at him with all the hatred in the world, he just gave you a heartbroken look. His heart shattered to pieces hearing about how you hated his guts and to leave you alone. Nodding sadly, you left him in that empty classroom finally feeling like you can breath. All while poor Liam just sinks to the floor and sobs his broken heart out. Inconsolable, he cries until he physically couldn’t anymore and left the school.

The days after that he missed a good chunk of two weeks from school. Once he did come back, it was almost like he was a former husk of himself. Replying to peoples questions, but always having that empty dead look instead of his sweet charming smile. His schoolwork wasn’t getting turned in at all, grades began dropping. At which point the principal and teachers decided to cut him some slack because he has always been a busy bee. The wonder kid, Mr. Perfect. The school counselor even tried to get him to open up about whatever was bothering him but was unable to. His parents, friends, and anyone he used to talk to on a regular basis started to get more and more worried. Of course he managed to avoid you the whole time. You told him to stay away from you, so he did. Did he hate you now? Nope. He wanted to be next to you again more than anything but you didn’t like him at all. Your hatred for him just made him even more sad, so he distanced himself from you in hopes that doing so would make you like him (or hate him less). Every night he just cries as he stares at your photo on his phone, pretending that you were apologizing about what you said to him, he would forgive you, your tell him that you have feelings for him too, he would be overjoyed and tell you that you are the love of his life. How he wants to marry you, live a life so deeply in love together, how he would be the best husband in the world and you would be the happiest person alive. It lulled him to sleep.

You probably the whole time are over joyed! You finally got rid of that irritating ass pain in your side. Sure you did see him sometimes around campus (he looks so dead, like he doesn’t even wanna be alive anymore) and it just made you go the other direction. Honestly whatever he was going through was his fault, is what you thought. Of course you were happier than ever now, and it allll had to come to an end when his friends and family pieced together what happened to affect him so badly. He had gushed to anyone with an ear about you, ESPECIALLY his friends and family. So it was easy to figure out why his personality did a total flip. One day you managed to lose a text book for a class of yours, staying after school to go and find it all over campus. Asking people if they had seen the brightly colored gigantic text book. An announcement was said over the speakers about how if someone was missing a text book for a class to go to the gymnasium where it was found. Oddly enough, you never went there. Why would it be there?? You shrugged and went anyway, just needing to find it and go home. That was the plan. Get your text book from the person that found it, thank them and go home.

NOT get cornered by LIAM’S friends and interrogated about why Liam is so sad and depressed. How they think you had to do something with it. You were outnumbered and it looks could kill, you’d be 12 feet under. “We KNOW it has something to do with you. We KNOW you did something to him! What did you do you asshole!?” A preppy looking girl seethed in your face. Someone was outside the little closet they cornered you in, making sure no one comes in or out. “About who? Sorry I don’t know what your talking about” you bit back. You didn’t even know who they were! Never having even interacted with these people. This seemed to enrage her even more and she grabbed your neck and choke slammed you into the wall. “LIAM you fucking bitch! You don’t even know who’s life you ruined!? You fucking monster! He’s miserable! Because of you! Now tell us what you did!” She spat in your face as you tried to fight against her grip. She was actually REALLY fucking strong. “W-what? What..about him-him? I didn’t do anything…” wheezing out the words you couldn’t even pull her off of you. Face going red as your oxygen was getting depleted. “Yes, you did. You are acting all innocent right now, but your going to fix this. You are gonna fix him! I don’t care what you did but if he isn’t back to his normal self, I will fucking kill you.” She threatened, choking you until you pass out.

Yandere good boy! Who gets invited to a party at his friends place. “Less of a party more of a surprise for you! You are going to love it sooo much!” His friend squealed on the phone. He really didn’t have any energy to deal with them, But his parents still urged him to go. Sighing he went on his way. There really wasn’t anyone else there but his closest friends. They all greeted him happily. Talking about recent stuff and how he is gonna be blown away by their surprise “more like a gift”. He listened and talked but was never really present. Until they blindfolded him and brought him down to the basement. He had been there before, a special hiding spot for when he was a kid. The creak in the stairs a familiar sound. “Okay okay, now just stand right here!” His friends snickered and giggle. “1…2…3! Surprise!” The blindfold was yanked off of him gently. Blinded by the sudden light it took him a second to see what was in-front of him. YOU. You were in-front of him. You were the surprise?? “See?! I knew we guessed it right! What better surprise then your lovely little (y/n)!” His friend smiled at him. Doing a double take as a fearful expression over took his face. He wasn’t supposed to be near you! You told him to stay away! “H-hey hey! Stop freaking out! Whatever they did, they wanted to apologize! Look!” Moving away from Liam, Mandy came over to hold your head up to look at him. You were strapped to a chair in front of your stalker and his very very “protective” friends. They drugged you just enough so you don’t scream, but not too much that you couldn’t talk. “L-Liam? Liam… I’m sorr-ry.. I.. didn’t mean those-those thingsss…. I’m sorry… I’m..so sorry… forgive me… please..” begging was the only thing you could do. Mandy told you before she brought Liam down here that he was free to do whatever he wanted to you. But if he didn’t forgive you and go back to the way he was before, you would die a very painful death. You thought you were as good as dead. Nothing left to do but beg for forgiveness.

He just stood their, frozen. Unbelieving that this was true, that you were infront of him and begging for forgiveness. Just like how he wanted (minus the chair and drugs and obvious bruises on your neck). “We’ll give you lovebirds some privacy, remember what we talked about (y/n)!” Even though Mandy said it with a gleeful tone, you knew what she was threatening. Everyone left you and Liam down in the basement. Music starting up again, loud to deafen anything anyone might say. Moving around a bit, struggling some with the ropes that kept you in place, you could only look at Liam. Not knowing what he was thinking about right now was the worse thing to anticipate. You thought he hated your guts, rejecting him like that before. If only you knew that this would be the outcome, then you would have switch fucking states. “..y-you mean that? That your sorry?” He finally asked after what seemed like forever. Quickly you nodded at him. “I-I am! I am! I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean any of the things I told you! I-I was- i was just-“ trying to come up with an excuse (that could save your life) you racked your brain for anything that could save you. Suddenly he hugged you, burying his face into your neck. “I knew you didn’t mean it! I knew it! I knew it!” He smiled (for what seemed the first time in forever). “I’m sorry too, maybe I was a little clingy before. I just can’t help it!” Looking straight into your eyes, you could see it. The obsession in him. “I have the biggest crush on you! I couldn’t control it- I have never had one like this before. It must mean we are destined to be together!” Laughing gleefully he continued hugging you. You realized how fucked you were right now. This unstable ass person was what decided if you were gonna die tonight. Quickly you sputtered out the first thing that came to mind, “th-then let’s date! Let’s go out-go out with me please?” It was a stretch. But anything to stay alive. Liam looked at you shocked, then his face went to happy. “Yes! Yes yes yes! I’ll be the best boyfriend ever!” Squealing and giggle out of happiness, he celebrated as you died on the inside.

Reader after realizing they have to do this for the rest of they life:

#yandere #yandere shitpost #yandere x you #yandere imagine #yandere imagines #yandere ramblings #yandere x reader

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deedala · 3 months

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🌝🚄 w e e k ly 🌊 t a g ✨w e d n e s d a y ✈️🌞

happy wednesday!! i hope everyone has settled nicely into this january because holy crap its already halfway over!! thanks to @michellemisfit @mybrainismelted @jrooc and @heymacy for helping me with the game this week (also consider yourselves tagged to play 😋)

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Name: deanna🌱

Age: noel-aged~

Location: ohio

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? seattle!!

📍whats the weather like there right now? cold but a bit warmer than here

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? i try so hard but i am a perpetual over-packer

📍are we taking a plane or a train? i would like to take the train please

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? hmmm early morning

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? putting on some CRJ - party for one to pump us up

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? if i could mix in my own oatmilk and creamer on the road i would say dunkin, but since i cant i gotta go with the bux 😔

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? oh we are late, im panicking, you're telling me to take an alprazolam, i am complying lol

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? i would *love* the window seat but i always psych myself out into needing to pee like every 20 minutes in confined spaces so...i'll just take the aisle seat 🤦‍♀️

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? watch a shoooow!

📍what are you reading/watching? i'm such a mood watcher, but i dunno i've been turning Psych on to play in the background lately so that i guess maybe lolol

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wired

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? i'm usually too anxious while traveling to sleep!

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? salty

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? god hotel please

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! i want a big fuckin loadsworth of french fries thanks

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and now i shall tag some nuggets to get this game going!! join us for travel day or just consider this tag an affectionate nose boop 💖 @darlingian @too-schoolforcool @heymrspatel @suchagallabitch @tanktopgallavich @gallawitchxx @creepkinginc @suzy-queued @crossmydna @sam-loves-seb @the-rat-wins @thisdivorce @mickeysgaymom @transmickey @metalheadmickey @softmick @gardenerian @juliakayyy @mmmichyyy @rereadanon @lingy910y @energievie @vintagelacerosette @palepinkgoat @lee-ow @ardent-fox @purplemagpie @thepupperino @milkmaidovich @callivich @sickness-health-all-that-shit @howlinchickhowl @sleepyfacetoughguy @7x10mickey @themarchg1rl @auds-and-evens @tsuga-of-mars @scurvgirl @toddmccray and anyone else who wants to play -> @💟

#tag game #weekly tag wednesday

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themculibrary · 18 days

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Spider-Man's Identity Revealed Masterlist 2

part one

5 Times Someone at Midtown Knew a Hero (ao3) - Nexas_Hart mj/peter T, 6k

Summary: +1 Time They All Realized They Knew One

closed for renovation (ao3) - love_on_a_wire G, 1k

Summary: Peter Parker and his Academic Decathlon team have finally made it to regionals. Everything goes great!

Well, until the building comes crashing down.

Decathlon Dicks (ao3) - spectators T, 18k

Summary: Cindy: Alright, so I know this might sound crazy, but it's really not that far-fetched. You know how Peter just disappears for no good reason? And how he's always making up some bad excuse to make sense of those disappearances? And how he's always coming into school late, usually sporting some black eye or bruise covered up with really bad makeup? And, guys - the Stark internship. Look me in the eye and tell me that's not sus.

Cindy: Guys?

Cindy: I know you're ignoring me. It won't work. I will literally annoy you into submission if you don't answer me within the next five seconds.

Cindy: Okay, seriously. You've got five seconds to answer, or I promise you won't sleep for the next ten days. I'll make sure of it. _

The trials and tribulations of One Cindy Moon and Her Idiotic Friends as she attempts to convince them that Peter Parker is, in fact, Spider-Man. As told from Cindy's iPhone (mostly) and abetted by the (occasional) help of third-person.

Don't do anything stupid. (ao3) - Spicysauce T, 5k

Summary: “You think I should do something?” Peter whispered, staring at the door.

Ned's grip on Peter's arms tightened, as if he was scared the teen might run off at any moment, “Are you crazy? You can’t just - just, no - “

“But you’re right, someone could have a gun. I can’t just do nothing!”

“Parker, I swear to god,” Michelle spat, “Don’t you even think about doing something stupid.”

Or: After failing to sign the Accords, Thaddeus Ross and a group of guards storm Midtown in search for Spider-Man. But Peter would rather not live out the rest of his days in the raft, so figures his best chance is to stall until Mr Stark gets here. He will know what to do

Do Spiders Even Like Coffee? (ao3) - Ace_Of_Spades7 G, 2k

Summary: “I have a large caramel macchiato for, uhh,” the barista, Emily, called, unsure of how to proceed. The name on the cup was written with perfect penmanship, unable to be mistaken. And yet, there was no way. “Spider-Man?”

Peter uses "Spider-Man" as his Starbucks name and things get a bit out of hand

How Not To Keep Secrets (ao3) - whydontyoucomeonover T, 10k

Summary: Occam’s razor is the problem-solving principle that suggests that the simplest explanation is usually the best one. Suzan Yang had used this idea when putting together the pieces of the mystery of Peter Parker and arrived at the obvious conclusion. He must be a male escort.

When Betty Brandt told the acadec team this theory, at first, they laughed. Stopped for a moment of consideration and collectively looked out the window. Peter was running down Midtown’s stairs to an Audi R8, with his top few shirt buttons undone and designer sunglasses across his face. They watched a large guy in a suit step out the car and attempt to tame Parker’s curly mop before pushing him in the backseats. A moment of silence lasted as the car drove away before the entire academic decathlon team dragged in a breath and realised, “huh. This explains everything.”

i'd start a riot (ao3) - multiworlds111 G, 5k

Summary: If it’ll make Flash go away, there’s no harm in taking a stupid selfie with him. He needs to head back to his apartment in about an hour, and there’s no telling what he’ll be dealing with in that hour. He doesn’t want Tony or May breathing down his neck about missing curfew. The sooner Flash left, the better. Peter nods in agreement, and Flash grabs his phone from his pocket. He wraps an arm around Peter’s shoulder, aims the camera at the two of them, and grins. Peter grits his teeth, thinking of how Flash had shoved him last week and called him a waste of space. It really doesn’t bother him, coming from Flash, but he still doesn’t love making his bully’s dreams come true.

Especially not when Flash grabs the back of his mask and yanks it off of his head.

OR: After Spiderman saves Flash from a robbery, he pulls off the mask. Peter turns to Tony for help.

I Hate Mondays (ao3) - Odd_I G, 5k

Summary: It was a Monday. And Mondays were the worst. That was just a known fact.

However, Mondays were especially the worst for teenage superheroes who just so happened to have spent the weekend fighting off the villain of the week. God seriously, people needed to start getting a life. This time it had been a bit more than he could handle if he was being honest. The guy was just a normal human guy but had somehow gotten his hands on alien tech.

— OR —

Peter's really just trying to get through Monday, but it seemed like Flash had no intention of letting that happen.

in this moment; we are infinite (ao3) - merikai tony/stephen T, 10k

Summary: Clint feels a chill run through him. Sixteen. A high school student, not even in college. Probably the same age as Cap was when he enlisted.

His eyes feel wide as plates, his hands just slightly borderline clammy, and he squints even more at the photos popping on the screen. The room has gone dead silent, and he watches as photos of Spider-Man holding back trains and saving people from street fights and pulling cats out of trees is shown. Spider-Man.

Ah. Ah. Clint audibly lets out an oh.

Peter's identity is revealed—and people he'd never expect come to his aid.

Itsy Bitsy Spider (ao3) - MellarkandArt T, 5k

Summary:“What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”

There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”

after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.

Oh, snap. (ao3) - OoBooksAreLifeoO N/R, 7k

Summary: The Midtown Decathlon team are curious about Peter's odd behaviour after the blip, so they do some digging. What will they do when they discover his secret?

Pieces of the Puzzle (ao3) - sabertoothhousecat G, 6k

Summary: The entire Decathlon team figures out Peter’s identity. He has no idea.

Or: The Decathlon team takes Peter’s Secret and names it Our Secret

Or: Peter is a dumbass in a school full of geniuses

Seeing Double (ao3) - inkinmyheartandonthepage G, 2k

Summary: Peter forgets to keeps his own identity a secret and reveals it in the most Peter Parker way.

The Tale of Flash Thompson (so3) - sinkinnie mj/peter T, 4k

Summary: Flash Thompson hates Peter Parker, and he absolutely loves Spider-Man.

But Flash Thompson has morals.

So, when he saw Spider-Man steal a kiss from Parker’s girlfriend MJ in an alley, swinging away while she looked around with a blush on her face to make sure no one saw them, he felt weirdly honour-bound to tell his nerd of a classmate what he saw, even though it would mean betraying his ultimate idol. Who may or may not be a cheater.

the web of our life (is of a mingled yarn) (ao3) - lemonlillybee G, 8k

Summary: Michelle Jones is a people person. More specifically, she loves to people watch. Sometimes, she types out lists in her Notes app about people she encounters– not that she’s obsessed with people, or anything. She’s just observant.

One night, Spider-Man lands on her fire escape and she gives him a scarf she knitted. After their interaction, she starts a note on her phone about him, too, and she’s starting to notice some pretty interesting things about the superhero who may or may not go to the same high school as her.

the wind; the leaves (ao3) - Hale13 mj/peter T, 4k

Summary: “Not this again,” Peter groaned as he blinked sore eyes open and rolled his aching head up to survey the room dizzily. The cold metal chair he was seated in was bolted to the floor and his arms were restrained in, what had to be, vibranium behind him. Unlike the first time he had been kidnapped, Peter felt only annoyance with the whole situation even though he was wearing his Spidey suit with the mask torn to show a chunk of his forehead and hair. He tugged ineffectively on the cuffs and tried to pull the chair off the ground before giving up and letting his head dangle forward to rest his chin on his chest.

Tribute (ao3) - ForEdwall G, 1k

Summary: Peter and the Academic Decathlon team are watching a Spider-Man tribute video, and Morgan Stark interrupts

who needs gym class anyway? (ao3) - DiveInsideMyMind G, 1k

Summary: It was just one backflip. One little backflip. Followed by- maybe- followed by sticking to the ceiling. It's all Flash's fault.

Peter Parker's identity gets revealed in the most Peter Parker way.

worthy is the spider-man that lifts the hammer (ao3) - Singing_Siren T, 3k

Summary: “No, it’s okay, Tony,” Peter says. He unzips his backpack and stuffs Thor’s hammer into it. It stretches a bit but holds. “I’ll drop it off at the tower after school. I can’t just leave it where anyone can take it, that would be irresponsible.”

“Um, kid? Did you pick it up?”

“Yeah, why?” Peter shrugs his backpack onto one shoulder and starts kicking dirt into the hole that the hammer made from the impact of Thor’s throw.

“No reason,” Mr. Stark sounds strangled.

You Know What They Say (ao3) - patrochilles_trash T, 5k

Summary: The moment Mr. Harrington stepped further into the classroom, revealing the figure standing behind him, Peter was pretty sure that he had stepped into an alternate reality. That, or someone was playing a nasty joke on him.

The person standing directly behind his teacher, waving cheerfully at the decathlon team, was dressed in a replica of the second gen Spiderman suit. It was about as close as one could get from referencing pictures and videos, and they guy was a similar enough build that Peter could see how people would be fooled.

A frightening thought struck him that he might be fooled too if he wasn’t actually Spiderman.

Harrington does his best, but Peter really isn't a fan of impersonators.

#themculibrary #masterlists #marvel #mcu #spiderman #peter parker #identity reveal #identity reveal masterlist #secret identity

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rereadanon · 3 months

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✨ w e e k l y t a g w e d n e s d a y ✨ on a thursday

not me ignoring my algebra homework

i was tagged by @deedala @michellemisfit @creepkinginc @heymrspatel @juliakayyy @mickeysgaymom and thanks to some of you for the picrew tag as well as @crossmydna and @metalheadmickey the picrew site scares me but I’m determined to learn it this year!

Name: Anna

Age: 40 minus 1 😬😬😬😬

Location: about 30 minutes from the White House

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? Vietnam

📍whats the weather like there right now? 70 and mostly cloudy, its night there now!

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? I will bring enough underwear for at least twice the length of the trip

📍are we taking a plane or a train? We will need a plane! Let’s all get lay-down first!

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? I don’t think it will matter much with a trip length like that, you will have to sleep!

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? Something calming so I don’t freak out about claustrophobia

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? I’m off Starbucks and dunkin coffee is so terrible. Local coffee shops all the way!

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? Oh we are early, grabbing beers and stocking up on snacks and waters

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? I will take the aisle so I can pee with ease one million times

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? I will first put on a comfort show and fall asleep probably before takeoff

📍what are you reading/watching? Probably New Girl or The Office or something but then I will read the smuttiest fic that lives on @thegallavault that I downloaded prior to leaving, is The Menagerie on there yet because chapt 2 would be perffff

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? I probably forgot my AirPods so some cheap wired ones from an airport store that were eleven billion dollars

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? I will nap for 30 minutes and then I will never sleep again

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? Both definitely both I don’t like limits

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? We are at least getting some food!

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! You better believe I am going to get some handmade clothing in some insanely gorgeous fabric!

I’m not tagging anyone else since I am late and really have to get back to my homework 🤮 but if you read this consider it a tag and know that I love you!

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Thank you @deedala for putting it together this week! and thanks for the tags @juliakayyy @creepkinginc @mybrainismelted @michellemisfit

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Name: Jess (or J-rock as I randomly pronounce my own handle in my head like a weirdo)

Age: A little over a Nosho and a half (jumping on this train!)

Location: A cold winter tundra in which I'm afraid to go outdoors

we're going on a trip!! Thank fuck.

📍where are we going? Barbados

📍whats the weather like there right now? Hot and delightful

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? Over-packer. The last minute editing is real so I don't have to check a bag.

📍are we taking a plane or a train? Flying Neeeooowww 🛫

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? Early morning. Sleep is for the weak, let's get to the beach. (I'm basically the spawn of satan before 9am so sorry if you're travelling with me lol)

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? I'm late so something for driving fast? Kendrick Lamar maybe. Or Greta Van Fleet.

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? Starbs as the kids say (do they?). I like the egg bites.

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? Late. I've never been on-time to an airport in my Nosho-and-half-years. I travel a decent amount so I've gotten real lazy. I show up and basically walk on the plane.

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? Window!

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? A long period of time where no one will interrupt my reading? Hello Fanfic.

📍what are you reading/watching? So much fanfic. Although I once had to stop reading a Porn Star AU for fear of the people behind me looking at my kindle.

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? Wireless

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? I miss being young and being able to sleep on planes. My long legs don't fit.

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? both? Yes.

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? Pour me a cocktail and let me wander around the hotel. I always like to put my feet in the ocean.

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! Aforementioned cocktail and deep breaths of ocean air.

Also here's this cute picrew! It's sorta-accurate. The leather jacket and red lip certainly is.

Also I'm gonna tag you below - but as we recently chatting about in the fanfic discord. If I missed you, I didn't mean to! I love you all my mutuals. Consider yourself tagged if you see this. And if you don't want to participate you can unsubscribe at *fax dial-up sounds*.

Or I'm just waving hello! @ian-galagher @deathclassic @redwiccanrobin @mmmichyyy @stocious @skylerwinchester @mickeysgaymom @sgtmickeyslaughter @energievie @darlingian @thepupperino @skies-below @callivich @gallavichgeek @too-schoolforcool @guessiliedinthehook @cynfinsaa @bawlbrayker @rayrayor @ms-moonlight-inn @jessieoneday @crestfallercanyon @heymrspatel @such-a-barbarian @suchagallabitch @sluttygallavich

#weekly tag wednesday #tag games #tag you're it

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heymrspatel · 3 months

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i was tagged by @deedala @michellemisfit @creepkinginc @mybrainismelted @sleepyfacetoughguy @lingy910y 🥰

Name: julissa 💙 Age: 33 Location: new york

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? i just came back from a cold city walking-all-day-everyday vacation, so i'm switching gears and picking somewhere warm in the caribbean where i can sit and sip fruity cocktails. let's do saint lucia! 🇱🇨

📍whats the weather like there right now? 82f ☀️

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? as much as i can overpack in a carry-on! no check-ins here!

📍are we taking a plane or a train? neeeeooowwww ✈️

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? for this, i'd say early morning! so we can get there in time for check in and peak sun!

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? island in the sun by weezer 🏝️

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? local coffee shop! ooooorrrrr i'm full of energy and i'm brewin' and flippin' pancakes!

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? we. are. early! i'm simply that person checked in and sitting with hours to spare. i need to make sure our gate is real and that it exists and that it's where it's supposed to be...

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? window please!

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? watch a movie!

📍what are you reading/watching? something funny and lighthearted. i wanna giggle!

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wired

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? nap. the answer is always nap!

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? sweet please!

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? hotel for a bit for sure!

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! fruity cocktail with a little umbrella sticking out of it! 🍹

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i was also tagged by @crossmydna @creepkinginc @metalheadmickey @michellemisfit @look-i-love-u to do this picrew 🥰

she's close i think? maybe?

for either or both or neither, i'll tag @whatthebodygraspsnot @whatwouldmickeydo @metalheadmickey @gallawitchxx @howlinchickhowl @rereadanon @mickeysgaymom @sam-loves-seb @darlingian @tanktopgallavich @mmmichyyy @too-schoolforcool @juliakayyy @sickness-health-all-that-shit @y0itsbri if you would like to play. if not, this is just me sharing the island vibes with you 🏝️☀️

#the urge to use the option with the little fangs was strong! but i'm following cross' challenge to make it as close to myself as possible #alas i can't actually hook my lil fangs over my bottom lip... i DO own this exact outfit though! heehee 😌#weekly tag wednesday #picrew

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mybrainismelted · 3 months

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happy wednesday!! Thanks @deedala for putting it together this week! and thanks for the tags @energievie, @creepkinginc, and @sam-loves-seb

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Name: Kat 😼

Age: won't be able to say this much longer, so.... twice a Nosho!

Location: Ontario, Canada

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? Hmm, somewhere warm. Hawaii!

📍whats the weather like there right now? SUMMERRRRR!!!

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? for a trip to hawaii? pack all the stuff. like... everything. 2, just in case.

📍are we taking a plane or a train? Sadly, trains don't get us there, so we are flying 🛫

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? overnight

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? Leavin' on a jetplane

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? There's no Dunkin' in Canada, so Starbucks it is!

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? oh, I made sure we left like 2 hours before we needed to. So now we are bored, but hey, we're here!

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? Window seat, every time 🪟

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? watch a movie, probably 📽️

📍what are you reading/watching? ok, there's a movie on... but honestly I'm probably just looking out the window and daydreaming

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wired

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? stay awake

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? both? let's do both

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? I REALLY need to lie down right now, so hotel it is

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! Pineapple!!!!!

tagging some folks to join us on our travels! If you'd rather stay home, that's ok too!

@juliakayyy, @krysmiss, @jrooc, @deathclassic, @spacerockwriting, @transmickey, @crossmydna, @stocious, @scurvgirl, @ifallonblackdays, @ms-moonlight-inn, @notherenewjersey, @ian-galagher, @darlingian, @suzy-queued, @francesrose3, @such-a-barbarian, @mickeysgaymom, @michellemisfit, @too-schoolforcool, @heymrspatel, @solitarycreaturesthey, @softmick, @jessieoneday, @gallavichsuperfan, and @thepupperino

#tag game #weekly tag wednesday

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ian-galagher · 3 months

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🚄 w e e k ly 🌊 t a g ✨w e d n e s d a y ✈️

Thank you for tagging me Evie @energievie Michelle @michellemisfit Nosho @creepkinginc Kat @mybrainismelted Comet @spacerockwriting Donna @sleepyfacetoughguy Julia @juliakayyy and Jess @jrooc 🤗🧡

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Name: Willow

Age: one and a half Nosho 🤗🧡💚

Location: wrapped up in a blanket, nice and cozy 🤗

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? Africa 🦁🪶🦒😎☀️🦉🧳

📍whats the weather like there right now? really really hot, I'm already regretting my choice 😂

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? overpacker all the way 😂

📍are we taking a plane or a train? ✈️

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? overnight trip, we'll get to watch the sun set and rise on board the plane, it will be so pretty

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? I'm listening to the Africa playlist 🥰🧡

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? neither, we're going to a lovely little bakery and get some apple pie!

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? early by at least two hours but probably three 😁

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? staring out the window the whooole time 🥰

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? we're watching a bit of Shameless! but only to convert the people sitting behind us into becoming fans 😁

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wireless earbuds with the noise canceling turned UP!

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? I'm gonna pretend to be sleeping but I'm too excited and I'll be awake the whole time 😁

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? I won't say no to some salty pretzels 😁

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? Comet is right, we gotta pee!

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! an apple that I instantly give to Nosho 🤗🧡💚

#too sleepy for tagging #please join in on the fun if you see this though!#tag game #tagged

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such-a-barbarian · 3 months

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🚄 w e e k ly 🌊 t a g ✨w e d n e s d a y ✈️

Thank you as always to @mybrainismelted and @jrooc for the tags!

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Name: Kell

Age: mid to late 30s

Location: the great white north!

we're going on a trip!! woot woot!

📍where are we going? Seeing as this time next week I will be Mexico, let's go early!

📍whats the weather like there right now? Warm and Sunny!

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? oh boy - chronic over-packer! Why do I need 10 pairs of underwear for a 7 day trip when I will be in swimsuit 90% of time? I DON'T KNOW OK!

📍are we taking a plane or a train? I don't think you can get there by train and if you could it would take far too long. Plane it is!

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? Seeing as there is no time change between here and there I prefer early morning. If there was a significant time change then I'd prefer overnight.

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? Probably whatever is on the radio.

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? Neither. I don't drink coffee. But since we are on an early morning flight I am stopping at McDonalds for a McMuffin and a hashbrown

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? on-time. In fact, I am probably over an hour early. Being late gives me the most anxiety. If I'm not somewhere at least 10 minutes early I panic.

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? Window for sure. 1) I love watching the world get small. 2) I need to know when we are about to hit the tarmac.

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? Unlike my trip next week, for this pretend trip my kids aren't with me, so in that case I will be reading.

📍what are you reading/watching? So much fanfic. I currently have 92 fics on the "marked for later" list, so probably one of those.

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wired. I do not own wireless headphones. Actually, I'll be lucky if I can find my wired ones before the flight...

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? Chances are pretty good I will fall asleep at some point.

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? both? Yes. (excellent choice Jess)

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? Head to the hotel just long enough to drop the suitcases and change into a swimsuit, then it's immediately to the beach for me.

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! Something fruity and slushy and alcoholic with a tiny umbrella.

Also including this picrew! Forever in a hoodie.

tagging @francesrose3 @juliakayyy @tanktopgallavich @transmickey @babygirlmickey @zutaralesbian @lupeloto and @krysmiss if ya wanna.

#about me #tag game #take me to Mexico!

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thepupperino · 3 months

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ME?! Logging into tumblr dot com and doing the weekly tag game? It's a miracle!!

Thank you to @deedala, @creepkinginc, @mybrainismelted, @juliakayyy, and @darlingian for the tags! You're all angels 😇

Name: Keely

Age: 28

Location: Utah

We're going on a trip!!

📍Where are we going? I agree, somewhere warm. Let's go with Sydney, Australia!

📍What's the weather like there right now? According to the internet, 84 degrees (Fahrenheit) and partly cloudy.

📍Are you an over-packer or a light-packer? An over-packer who inevitably forgets something important.

📍Are we taking a plane or a train? A plane seems most effective.

📍Early morning departure or an overnight trip? Early morning.

📍What song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure?

📍We need to grab something on the way, Starbucks or Dunkin? Dutch Bros.

📍We've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! Be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? We're very early.

📍Are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? Happy with either!

📍We're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? I probably have time to do both!

📍What are you reading/watching? Reading Malibu Rising and watching a scary movie.

📍Are you using wireless or wired headphones? Wireless.

📍Are you going to take a nap or stay awake? It's a long flight, I'll take a nap.

📍Do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? I'll take the Sun Chips today, thanks!

📍We've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? We'll head to the hotel to drop off our stuff and gauge how we're feeling.

📍Finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! I'm gonna find an authentic Australian pavlova!

Kat and Julia also tagged me in this picrew! Featuring my signature pose. ✌🏻

Tagging some people to participate (if you’d like ☺️):

@too-schoolforcool, @xninetiestrendx, @michellemisfit, @sweetbee78, @energievie, @heymrspatel, @sirrudo, @suchagallabitch, @sleepyfacetoughguy, @ardent-fox, @purplemagpie, @grumble-fish

#weekly tag wednesday #tag game #get to know keely #picrew #Spotify

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spacerockwriting · 3 months

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happy wednesday!! Thanks @mybrainismelted @energievie for the tags!

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Name: Comet

Age: I'm Peter Pan, boys.

Location: America

we're going on a trip!!

📍where are we going? England? Guess I'm starting my trip to eurocrew, japan, and Australia

📍whats the weather like there right now? cold. wearing 2 shirts and a jacket

📍are you an over-packer or a light-packer? overpacker probably. One forgot underwear. Never doing that again.

📍are we taking a plane or a train? Plane!

📍early morning departure or an overnight trip? AM!

📍what song are you playing in the car while we drive to catch our departure? whatever is the mood?

📍we need to grab something on the way, starbucks or dunkin? Dunkin.

📍we've made it to the transportation place 🚂✈️! be honest, are we on-time or are we rushing because we're running late? oh, im a paranoid freak about being late to flights. So im early.

📍are you taking the window seat or the aisle seat? Window seat, every time 🪟

📍we're settled in our seats, are you gonna read or watch a movie/show? watch a movie, probably 📽️

📍what are you reading/watching? probably whatever is a new movie i haven't seen yet

📍are you using wireless or wired headphones? wired & not probably. Just reminded me im gonna have to bring both headphones when i plane next time :chompmickey:

📍are you going to take a nap or stay awake? nap

📍do you want a salty snack or a sweet snack? both? let's do both

📍we've arrived! are we heading straight to activities or are we gonna rest at the hotel? pee.

📍finally, pick a treat to reward yourself for a travel day well done! candy!

tagging @skylerwinchester @deathclassic @transmickey @stocious @ian-galagher for our trip.

#comet rambles

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(arrives to the review-course 1 day late with starbucks timmies, starbs has the WORST hot chocolate i have EVER had the misfortune of ingesting)

So. Episode 5! Wow! That was! Wow!

I know we've seen soo many opinions at this point but I have done the big sleep (gone to bed, as they call it, so that I can wake up the next morning refreshed and ready for battle or w/e) and am still very much in my thoughts here.

tl;dr: Bernard shone, of course! K-man loves B-Man as much as we do and he made sure to DELIVER. MANS CAN ACT! Shame that he did end up finishing off by being a punchline to a crappy joke that wwdits does WAY BETTER, and a shame that the writers didn't leave it perfectly ambiguous. That would've been such a lovely thank you to fans! But no, as with most of the Cool Things in the series, everything is the punchline to a joke that would've been funny 30 years ago 🙃🙃🙃

So the problem is NOT that now our fanfics don't line up with canon. NONE of us give a SHIT about that. In fact, I think that the majority of the writers I talk to are RELIEVED about that 😅😅 The problem is that our boy B-Man was done a DISSERVICE and that's just rude, after such a stellar performance and WHOLE 20 MINS OF FRESH B-MAN CONTENT 🤩🤩🤩, and then the lore in the episode just fucking dive bombed every time a joke was wedged in there. Holly fuckeros.

So yeah, Bernard wasn't the problem. He was a saving grace! The PROBLEM, that at least, I HAD, was the lore! I'm about to get mean on main so UNDER THE CUT WE GO. Also, since this is the end of the tl;dr, to the tl part we go!

One thing The Santa Clauses has consecutively done is give us really cool concepts, but when it comes to executing and explaining them, they leave more holes than they started with! See:

Sandra rushing to see Befana to talk about her magic, and then it doesn't get expanded on at all period. We don't even get to SEE them chat about it! Sandra gets freaked out by it one or two more times then suddenly BAM she's chill with it. WHERE'S THE TIME FOR GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT

Mrs. Claus's identity crisis! It fell flat for me. Carol was reduced to very one dimensional and being like, OBSESSED with why Mrs. Claus is Like That and why she has to conform to a roll--which is a newer thing given that in tsc 3 she did NOT have to bun up or wear velvet or whatever. Also, her look as Mrs. Claus in the series? Amazing! But that's besides the point. the point is, it's a thing that exists, and we want to see more, but instead it's written off as a weird mix between "token feminism" and "look! she's a principal again! yay!" and it's like, once more, WHERE'S THE GROWTH AND DEVELOPMENT

Mad Santa. Remember that? Yeah. They mention it once and it seems like a build up to a Cool Concept and then BAM. IT IS NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN

And those are just off the top of my head!

Now episode 5, episode 5 was lore HEAVY. And it fell flat. It was half assed. You mean to tell me that:

NONE of the 17 Santas before Scott were human?!?!?!?!?

But then NOT tell me what they were? Aside from Ethereal?

WHEN THEY ALL LOOKED HUMAN?

ASIDE FROM KRAMPUS WHO ACTUALLY SLAYED, LIKE, THAT MAKEUP? GO OFF KRAMPUS! PRACTICAL EFFECTS MY BELOVED!

AND THAT SCOTT IS THE FIRST HUMAN

AND THAT THE NORTH POLE WAS GIVEN TO HIM AND HIS NUCLEAR FAMILY

AND THAT AFTER ESTABLISHING A PLOT WHERE THEY NEED A NORMAL LIFE, YOU'RE GOING TO THROW THEM BACK IN THE POLE?

BECAUSE THEY ARE THE FIRST FAMILY UP NORTH?

AND IT'S LIKE, THEIR BIRTHRIGHT?!?!?!?!?!

W H A T?

AND ON TOP OF THAT, SCOTT IS STILL DESTINED TO BE SANTA? AND SIMON, A POC, IS A VILLAIN?!?!?!?!?!?! AND CANNOT BE SANTA????????

WHITE KIND OF WHITE FANTASY BULLSHIT DID I WATCH?

The fact that Simon, who was given like, decent character development in the first two or three episodes, has become the villain? When all the signs of his character pointed to a reverse Scott (man cannot balance work with home life, prioritizes home life but can't support it as a result instead of vice versa), and an interesting plot line where he had to get past a fuckton of anxiety and also, GRIEF?!?! WITH THE MOM?!?! THAT THEY FRIDGED?!?!?!?!

And now, we have 1 flashback but we're not even seeing a change of heart from him? He's BARELY interacting with his daughter who was like, the LIGHT of his LIFE, and Grace is okay with this? She's just chillin in her tower? And spitting facts and being lonely and Simon's just like, not even noticing?

come ON. FUCK.

I am VERY mad about what they did with Simon.

So yeah, the lore is a lot but not enough at the same time, and it falls really flat because it, imo, is so self-serving to Scott who sucks, like this whole series just has me like

Like, this series, I was thinking, could've benefited from being 45 minute episodes. And I still stand by that. But ALSO, it could've benefited from uh, BETTER WRITERS APPARENTLY? WHICH IS WILD BC I REMEMBER READING THE CREDITS THE WRITERS HAD AND THINKING OH, QUALITY SHOWS--THIS COULD WORK OUT!

AND NOW LOOK! the concepts are introduced but never expanded on, hurting all of our heads and falling flat; it turns the movies on their heads (Bernard writing the clauses for Scott, meanwhile in tsc2 he;s like SHOOKETH that they missed the Mrs. Clause???????????? Hello??????? Like I get it, stepping away from movies for different source material, but like. CONTINUITY?!?!?! HELLO?!?!?!)

There's just SOO MUCH bouncing around my brain box right now, and this is just the tip of the iceberg? I can't even get past half of this! Heck!

And like, I knew from the start that the series was just a Disney nostalgia cash grab/diversity update like most of their new shit has been this year, but god DAMN. THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO GOOD ON THE DIVERSITY GIVEN THAT THEY VILLANIZED THE LEAD POC ACTOR! AND LIKE, WHY EVEN ANNOUNCE THEM SIDE BY SIDE IN THE LINEUP IF SIMON ISN'T EVEN GOING TO BE THE NEXT SANTA? LIKE WHAT EVEN WAS THE POINT?!?!?!

Also, everything Ana said in her rant? Yeah, preach it sister, FULL AGREEMENT. Why IS St Nick white? FUCK.

In conclusion, as stated previously on this post:

#dani speaks #dani YELLS #dani watches tscs #tscs #tscs spoilers #im so. like. SIGH. it's just really shitty that shitty writing is a thing that exists with something that a lot of people love #heckeros

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lewisainz · 7 months

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suuuuper late but omgggg tagged by @xiaoluclair

rules: post a snippet of a wip :3

for context this is a scene after mick steals liam's phone after stalking him for like nine months + i feel like i don't have to tell u what he does w/ it it should be obvious

Every morning, except for holidays, Liam arrived between 10:00am and 10:10 am to the Starbucks downtown. Normally, it was a trip that was made completely alone — This time, it was not.

His fingernails were tinged translucent pink from the fluid seeping out from over-picked cuticles, digging so hard with the nail of his index finger that his thumb had begun to bleed. It was an ugly habit, he knew, but right now there were far greater things to worry about. Standing tucked against the back of the café, half-hidden by the quiet morning crowd that held their overpriced drinks and chatted useless conversations into their phones, Mick used the brim of his black cap as something to hide further behind. The only thing gripped tightly in his hand, and covered mostly by the sleeve of his sweatshirt, was the phone with the pretty pink case.

He even cleaned it up with Lysol wipes for its owner. Common courtesy, in the eyes of most people, but he thought it was something special. Trust him, leaving it filthy and laced with his own DNA had been an option heavily on the table – But this wasn’t about him, at least not entirely, and he knew that making these kinds of sacrifices was the key to a happy relationship.

Mick checked the time on his own phone compulsively, bouncing his leg as he watched the digital clock go from 9:30, to 10:00, and now 10:15 …. He shot an anxious glance around the café, pale eyes widened with the budding thought that his failsafe plan was going to fail, and some shitty power somehow out of his control had interrupted the schedule he had so meticulously, so painstakingly, memorized for longer than he could remember. Actually, he could remember, and it had been eight months and twelve days exactly, if you even cared.

Just when prickles of sweat began to bead up along the back of his neck, and his stomach churned with hot anger and fearful anxiety all the same, the little bell hanging above the café door echoed over all the murmuring, unimportant voices. It felt like slow motion, as his unyielding stare fell onto the shock of ivory blonde hair, so familiar because it was, and even with pieces of it falling like curtains and disguising the boy’s downwards-angled face, Mick knew it was Liam. Of course he did; he knew him from every angle, in every lighting, and anywhere. His breath gathered tightly in his chest, but his legs would not move.

What if he said the wrong thing? What if he made it obvious that he had taken the phone on purpose, or Liam didn’t believe him? What if Liam thought he was weird? Would he be able to keep rational if Liam looked at him like he was nothing more than some stranger? Rejection had been a word Mick refused to even acknowledge, refused to even allow to slip into the possible endings of all of this, but right now it held a good amount of weight to it.

He saw the way that some of the other patrons looked up at Liam and watched him walk by with eyes far too full of obvious interest, he saw the way that the barista now leaned on their hands over the countertop with a smile so eager it hadn’t been given to any other customer yet.

It made the blood drain from his face.

Swallowing down the boiling bile that burned at his throat, Mick cut through the crowd with a nearly desperate haste, taking far more self-control than he thought it would to force himself to look calm, as his hand holding the pink phone extended outwards now.

“Hey –” He starts to speak, but it’s way too quiet, and his voice is hoarse like he was still a little boy trying to ask his crush out, and when he gets so close he’s properly crowding into Liam’s personal space, he tries it again:

“Hey,” that’s better, “I think this is your phone?”

Liam blinks in an oddly cool show of surprise, barely stuttering at all as he turns his attention from the barista to the man suddenly standing beside him, and looks down at the phone in Mick’s hand. His expression opens up into an excited gasp, as both of his hands lift quickly to cradle his “missing” phone as if it were some lost child reunited with its parent – And Mick’s smile is beaming with affection, he can’t even pretend to hide it.

“Oh my God, dude, yes it is, holy shit –” Liam’s relief was nearly overwhelming his own confusion about why this guy he’s never met knew it was his cell ... Nearly, but not quite, as his eyebrows furrow together when he looks back up at Mick.

“But, how’d you know it was mine? Have we met?”

Yes. Many times.

“I work here,” Mick’s lie comes out fast and smooth, and he almost impresses himself with it, “As security, so I’m usually in the back watching the cameras. I saw you leave it on the table yesterday …. Not every dude has a pink phone case.”

“Oh, mate, I was freaking the fuck out that I had lost it for good,” Liam seems to breathe out all the tension he had been holding since the day before, still holding that phone in his hands tightly as if it might disappear again if he didn’t, “Thanks, bro.”

He feels his heart abruptly stop. He got a thank you. Liam thanked him, and was smiling at him not to him, not on camera, not because he was streaming and when he smiled it was technically to all of his followers even if Mick knew the truth, Liam was smiling at him, in person. This was going exactly how Mick had been dreaming it would for months of sleepless, restless nights – He could not fuck it up now, not as he sees the tiny little second when Liam’s attention begins to shift, assuming that Mick would just wander off and this good deed would simply be some memory years down the road, of the time he lost his phone and the nice security guard (who isn’t even a security guard) returned it to him.

He had to keep going. His plan wasn’t finished yet, and if he let Liam forget about him now then everything he had done, all that work, would be for nothing in the end. Just another fucking fan.

“Can I get your drink for you?”

Liam almost looks hesitant at the question; bashful, even, but that was okay because Mick was already two steps ahead of this silly blonde boy.

“Pumpkin spice latte?”

Liam’s face lights up again, “That’s my favorite.”

Yes, I know, Mick thinks to himself.

“Mine, too.”

#welcome to yuri's house of horrors i take ur fave f1 driver i turn them into incels. u clap 😈#liam x mick #HASHTAG LICK I'M THE CEO OF THIS SHIP BTW #f1 rpf

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