#as if plus isnt regular

[sorrelpaws]

they're investigating scary noises in the dark

#rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #this drawing mainly exists because im so annoyed at how rick isnt given any kind of sleepwear #this pissed me off so bad in night family when he just Went to sleep in his REGULAR OUTFIT. AT LEAST TAKE THE LABCOAT OFF #this is what i think hed sleep with. funny boxers and a wifebeater and socks. #none of these have been washed or even removed from his body in like Way too long. #LIKE I FULLY AGREE hes gross and lazy but come awn. I just cant imagine him sleeping in a sweater and khakis. PLUS SHOES. whatever. #also wahaaaatttsss that in the top right lol. whats going on there behind morty ohhh man if only i knew Lol. Anyway

[writingmoth]

liking romantasy as an ace person who is more sex-indifferent than sex-favorable is so exhausting. there are all these books that look cool but the authors mostly market them based on spicy levels and spicy scenes and it does nothing for me so i just sit here like :| thats nice i guess haha

#nothing wrong with spicy levels btw #but spicy is like a plus for me #i only really enjoy it if i like the romance first so all the marketing is lost on me #which is why i think fantasy romance wip has no target audience at all LOL WHO IS THIS FOR EXCEPT ME SPECIFICALLY #its such a specific niche like #if you like romantasy but queer #and queer as in transmac & nonbinary ppl mostly with ace/aro characters #might have spicy stuff but not much and not for a long time #huge platonic element but the romance is There (I SWEAR) #who wants to read this even #again: this is not a condemnation of romantasy its more a 'i want to read this and there isnt much of it and that makes me sad' thing #ren.txt #i feel like im stuck between regular adult fantasy which is usually very dry and emotionless with no well written relationship to speak of #(romantic or otherwise) #and romantasy which has the emotion i want bUT GOES ABOUT IT IN A WAY I CANT RELATE #*shakes fantasy genres* IF YOU COULD JUST MEET IN THE MIDDLE

[heartscrypt]

also curious whats cyrus' dynamic like with the other pop music club members . are they silly w/ each other. ive been wondering abt how he is with cater mostly so

they are SO silly with each other i even drew them out thats how silly they are :3

long post ahead!!!

cyrus & cater:

when put together cyrus and cater are like the trope-y catty girl bffs in high school movies. you know the ones. they aren't each other's Number Ones if that's what you're thinking but they're pretty close. they both know what its like to constantly be putting on a show for other people but they'll never admit that their respective facades are fake even to each other. also they share a mutual hatred of sweets and often go off-campus to cute restaurants together in their free time to get pics for the magicam.

cyrus & lilia:

lilia is probably one of the few people cyrus genuinely enjoys spending time with without any catches or stipulations. like if people cyrus normally likes to be around start to bore him, he'll ditch them in a heartbeat-- but he never finds lilia to be boring. lilia tells her stories about his travels which she absolutely adores (and she never questions how on earth he's so well traveled when he looks so young). cyrus actually used to visit diasomnia dorm regularly for a reason that will not be specified here but he's stopped currently because sebek came to school and sebek terrifies the crap out of cyrus much to lilias amusement.

cyrus & kalim:

they are fairly friendly. hard not to be friendly w kalim but cyrus thinks kalims entertaining in that he's always cluelessly down for anything. so she enables kalims impulsive behaviors really hard. like she'll egg him on to throw lavish parties for just about anything they can and will always nudge him towards the most fun option (for her). he is a really bad influence ON PURPOSE because it pisses jamil off and cyrus doesn't like jamil at all. the feeling is really mutual

#twst #twisted wonderland #twst oc #twisted wonderland oc #cyrus de seirene #cater diamond #lilia vanrouge #kalim al asim #heartscreations #heartscribbles #basically theyre all on good terms #however the one gripe they all have w cyrus is that he does NOT attend pop music club meetings on the regular #she shows up when she feels like it. shes such a flake #its ok though because they barely do anything in there #plus whenever she does come she's managed to finagle stuff from the mostro lounge kitchens so they have things to snack on #while they do literally everything But play music #forgot to tag jamil i guess but really this post isnt about him #all my other posts are though<3 love u king

[allthegothihopgirls]

i would never wish the process of healing an industrial piercing upon my worst enemy

#i swear to GOD mines actually fucked STILL #it took over a year for me to get all the bumps and irritation to fuck off #and it STILL gets sore to the touch #plus i got all this stupid scar tissue on the outer outside side of it that look like a keloid but just ISNT #anyways i think i'd slay with a vertical industrial to match my regular one #piercings #gothihop speaks

[da-gamingojichan]

have u ever considered making nyo itager yuri?

**looks around** for money... i will draw le yuri. IM TOO MUCH OF A FAGGOT I NEED AT LEAST ONE MAN INVOLVED OR ELSE IT CANT HOLD MY ATTENTION.

#i like yuri i just cant get insanely obsessed into it nor draw it for pleasure #bc theres no men i need men #only yuri i can draw is like my two ships that im insanely picky about idk something wrong with me #plus im not a nyo germany head because the nyos arent the 1ps #and with nyo italy i can deal bc its like 2ptalia like thats still 'italy' i will ship him with germany #because theyre 'italy' still even though theyre all different #but germany. specifically canon regular style germany is MY germany. MY HUSBAND. MY GERMANY CHAN. and i need him there #thats why my 2ptalia is not actual accepted 2ptalia its robootyLMV 2ptalia #because our lutz isnt the fanon one at all its just germany but his loyalty has caused badness to spread in his veins #becayse if he wasnt just germany in a diff circumstance i wouldnt like it bc I NEED GERMANY CHAN #-ask #but yeah tl;dr pay me moneyz and ill draw all the yuri sex you want 😍😍

[ikilledamanforthisurl]

Minami Anon x3 but so real………. Yeah idk how old he's meant to be but he very much gives me like 21-30 35 at oldest age range vibes. Which I think/agree is a factor in Why He Is Like That. I know its technically noncanon but i also think a lot about the implications of Minami once never drinking but then when he discovered fire breathing he started drinking 24/7 from this one scene w Majima in dead souls like hmmmmmmm….. wonder what’s going on there buddy…….. something you'd like to share with the class Minami about how you perceive yourself/any potential wants for attention. Anyways it’s okay if the you sound untranslatable I understand and also relate to that feeling of 24/7 thinking i come across as incomprehensible 💖 no pressure to do so but I would personally love to read that Saejima teacher ramble and how it affects Minami etc etc also

ohhh man it's canon. if we're taking rggo's scraps as having some relevancy then dead souls absolutely is canon. and more importantly, its canon TO ME (takes consecutive puffs of my copium inhaler)

yeah i had this at the ready. yeah. i tear my shirt open and it has "the line from dead souls where Majima outs Minami as a fucking square" tattooed across my chest. not the line itself but those exact words. i cannot describe how his charm shot thru the fucking roof to me when i heard he used to be completely straight edge!! what a fucking dork!! come here i'm giving you a wedgie boy

and then the ehhhh half-subjective half-objective tragedy of him succumbing to a vice to the point of functional alcoholism (or currently functional aud as some folks call it, which is unfortunate naming conventions for those who use australian currency) implying he's been a "pretty good drinker" for an extended amount of time. and the kicker is majima totally could not care less. there's no evidence to Him Specifically being the one who got Minami to drink but it's absolutely regular Family practice, if the boy wants to fit in with the Majimagumi he needs to top up!

hc shit-i-made-up territory but i LIKE to believe that Majima personally influenced him this way during whatever limited time they had in direct contact with each other (cause while you COULD have their dynamic between a twat who signed up + the twat who runs the business and nothing more its not as fun. a little too parasocial methinks) but this is 99% due to me finding a song that makes me imagine the perfect sequence for this (dont get me.started on Majimagumi songs. i like to delude myself into thinking i'll animate to one of them eventually). also considering the kind of man Majima was during Shimano-servant-era i feel like it wouldnt be too out of character. he's not a malicious person but by god he does stupid shit and hurts people so much in so many horrific ways he could not care less about putting some highschool level peer-pressure shit on the new recruit just because he's Bored. what's one more hurt person in the grand scheme of things.

Alllso... getting back on track..? WHY was Minami straight edge in the first place. it could be any reason under the sun but the way it's worded here really sounds like it took a lot of willpower to break his resolve to just have a sip, just tryyyyyyy it, yadda yadda. if Minami is as punk as i totally project unto him to be, then he'd be no stranger to lives lived in excess..... i could not tell you for certain that Straight-Edge was a Punk Thing in pre-2010 Japan whatsoever. an attitude, sure, but i'm talking music scene shit........ however, gigs involve lots of booze at the bare minimum regardless of country. 'tis just the way of life. and 'tis a plausible outlet for WHY he seemed to have such a strong unwillingness to drink....

you know, outside of other stuff like experiences with friends and family. those can work too. those are considerably more sad and personal... those can work alongside gig culture shit. i dont have anything explicitly outlined but its definitely something i'd like to write for him... make up a little backstory so i can maybe explore some themes that RGG wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole, like addiction. it interests me a lot and getting it somewhat RIGHT interests me a lot. i know for sure RGG would fuck it up LMAO

#ikildaman shut the fuck up #also it provides an easily-contained plot outline that wont explode into tojo-wide world-ending conspiracy nonsense! #just kidding drug trade in the yakuza is canon 2 me and itd easily be the biggest form of income #fucking with their drugs IS a tojo-wide conspiracy #but speaking of which i also hc Minami as being even more staunchly against other forms of inebriation.... #cause yall remember that VA who got wholly blacklisted for being photographed lining up regular gummy bears #japans attitude on drugs is ABYSMAL #also. speaking of his friends and family. i like to think his tattoo of the womans face is related to that 😁😁😁 #its such a mysterious and strange design choice to me. like WHOOO IS SHEEEE..???? #shes got to have some significance and if she doesnt well idc i decide she does #maybe family... maybe a friend..... possibly. somebody he lost #possibly to something related to unsobriety maybe. i dunno yet. but maybe #feels more original than defaulting to the abusive drunk parent stereotype and calling it a day #not that you couldnt also do that. i do like to believe his family sucked for whatever reason #nishida having folks at home isnt like uncommon in the yakuza by any means but i dont think its regular #plus with him being such an immature/lost dude..... where is your father boy........... #ALSO YES ^_^ i will try to post my teacher saejima realness sometime soon!!!!!

[faerociousbeast]

danganronpa had to use ultimate students cuz wtf is a normal highschool student gonna do. trip over thwir own shoelaces and die and then everyone just blames the annoying guy

#half of a highschools population is gonna just stay there anyways you get free food and shelter and no job and shit why would you leave. #also the motivation factor lacks cuz ult students are constantly told shit like Ohhh youre Important ohhh #their egos are through the roof #plus w like. sayaka as an example a lot of em prolly worked hard for where theyre at and giving that up wont be easy #whats a regular highschool student gonna do.... oh damn i never finished my playthrough of botw. #im missing the maple creamy chill season at tim hortons. #who cares #judging by the number of im gonna kms jokes living isnt really an incentive either

[xx-k1tsun3-k1d-xx]

big fuck you to the person that stole my airpods case in town today i hope u enjoy the like £20 or whatever you get from selling a old used first gen airpods case im going to enjoy the 300% increase in autistic + anxiety meltdowns esp in the run up to christmas because i cant afford another fucking £20-30 to replace the fucker and i need those so i dont get over stimulated and can acctually function acctually go suck an entire festive dick i hope a reindeer eats you

#ash.txt #notscene.txt #cant even use regular fucking headphones bc my phone has no fucking headphone jack #plus that is ALSO an old peice of shit that basically needs to be plugged in 24/7 to work so an adaptor for the charging port is a no #also that costs money too and i am asidjaoisdj #ive had these old ass airpods since like 2020 theyre literally one of the gen 1 ones the case is worth fuckall to anyone that isnt me #but some people just like to ruin peoples day ig #im trying to save up to replace my phone because its a health hazard at this point like its going to fuckin blow or smthn #the mic has been melted bc the battery overheats and artthghg #stealing from corporations is one thing but stealing from an actual person who dropped a item for literally seconds is another and fuck you #I HAVE £30 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I STILL NEED TO EAT IM GOING TO SCREAM.

[kaktohund]

rich people pressure lower income residents out of communities and then act astonished when there's no one around to be their baristas or grocery store cashiers or waiters

Janet you either need to get over yourself and apply to that coffee shop that has two overworked employees including the owner or you need to make space for young adults and families. and renting out your 144 sq ft "eco house" (read: uninsulated shack that you slapped a solar panel on) with no running water for $2000 a month (only available 6 months out of the year) is not a solution

#realities of living and working in a tourist town #and its on an island so you HAVE to live here to work here #unless you want to spend $60 a day plus a multi-hour round trip to take the ferry #and if you can afford to do that then you arent going to be interested in going that far out of your way for a minimum wage cashier job #dont mind me im a little sick and grumpy #i keep making friends with cool shopkeepers and they keep going out of business #and here i consider myself lucky to have found one of the aforementioned shacks for half that price #affording me the privilege to live paycheck to paycheck in a place that is as beautiful as it is hostile to many of its own residents #AND which isnt even equipped to handle the volume of visitors its trying so hard to attract #because half the businesses dont have the staff to keep regular hours!!! #okay shutting up now

[tiredstressedemotionalmess]

just spent an hour trying to find an outfit that i actually like that meets the dress code qualifications for school photos

no tank tops or any kind, nothing that exposes the shoulders or midriff, skirts of an "appropriate length", no shirts with logos or graphic designs THATS LITERALLY 99% OF MY WARDROBE HELP-

#LITERALLY OUR REGULAR DRESS CODE ISNT EVEN THIS STRICT IDK WHATS UP WITH THIS PHOTOGRAPHER #AND IM PISSED OFF BC I REALLY WANT TO WEAR MY VEST BUT ITS SO COVERED IN SHIT I DONT THINK IM GONNA BE ALLOWED TO #PLUS THE ONLY TOP I FOUND THAT I LIKED AND COULD MAKE A FULL OUTFIT WITH *IS* A TANKTOP #SO EVEN THOUGH MY VEST DOES KINDA COVER MY SHOULDERS I DOUNT ITLL BE ALLOWED NOW ANYWAYS #AND NOW I HAVE TO TRY AND FIND A JACKET THAT ISNT COMPLETELY COVERED IN SHIT TO BRING AS A LAST RESORT #FUCK

[applepidotcom]

I have thoughts today. I would like to preface this by saying that more men should get their nipples pierced.

#glad I’m getting my period now rather than on or close to my bday next week #but now #it explains why I was crying in bed last night #and I can feel the crybaby in me fighting to stay in and be a composed member of society #me getting my period rn when my bday is right around the corner #I’ve noticed #is not exactly a great combo because #BUT THEN AGAIN I WONT BE ON MY HEAVIEST DURING MY BDAY SO THATS A PLUS ISNT IT #i have a lot of thoughts today and not all of them are fun and good #and lolol #it hurts mentally emotionally and physically #lots of :/ insecurities are bubbling up and feel much more intense than regular #heeeeelp #i should journal #i really should

[eirgachuair]

"but there's no point in learning Irish is a dead lang-" sHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP.

there IS a point. there IS a reason. Irish might be a dead language TO YOU but im gonna pull that motherfucker screaming and crying out of its "grave" by the ankles. if Irish is a dead language then i'm a necromancer (or necrophiliac depending on your outlook on life and opinions.)

there IS a point. im learning Irish because no one in my family, barr from like one of my cousins, and a few distant relatives even have their cúpla focail. (whether they were given the award or they gen only know a few words). my mum and dad barely know any irish. my dad wasnt even really ALLOWED to learn irish. (more it was geniunely discouraged by my granny bc 1970s/80s and early 90s northern ireland was not a fun place).

im learning irish because its my CULTURE. its MY language, ITS MINE, not to rip off my big man Ruairí Ó Báille (granted is leatsa í means its yours but who cares about details) back on topic, it connects me to MY history. everyone calls my granda the irish version of his name, we use anglisized irish words ALL THE TIME. even if you arent learning irish. its still alive in place names. (e.g Belfast, Béal Feirste, Derry, Doire)

irish isnt even dead. it still exists whether you want to acknowledge it or not, we wouldnt have so much protection thingymabobbers trying to preserve it if it was completely dead, yeah its on life support and a long way from getting off it but pROGRESS IS PROGRESS! theres more irish speakers now than a good few years ago

pLUS ITS ONLY GOT LIKE 11 IRREGULARS. ENGLISH HARDLY EVEN, IF EVEN HAS REGULAR VERBS. IT HAS SIMPLISH PRONOUNCIATION (if you actually sit down and learn the spelling/grammar rules. something i need to do more of bc i sound like a dying donkey speaking irish😋) aND ITS REALLY PRETTY OKAY? ITS GOT A COOL EMPHATIC FORM IN ENGLISH YOU JUST USE YOUR TONE TO PUT EMPHASIS ON STUFF.

plus plus. silver and gold fáinnes. what other language in the world has cool little badge pin thingies when you can speak a good enough level of it?

in conclusion; irish is based. Is maith liom bheith ag amharc dónal dána. Ceapaim go bhfuil asal thusa. focáil leat.(was previously 'téigh fuck tú féin, but thats not the best way to say it), Chuaigh mé ar scoil ar a naoi a chlog. Tá mo scoil iontach leadránach.

slán, sláinte, suck my dick you mouldy egg sandwich.

^me when someone asks me a question in irish that i havent spent weeks preparing for on a set list for orals

#this is my motivation post; bc if i cant do it via discipline i'll do it via spite #inspired by my sister being a meanie a few days ago when i was talking abt gcses w my ma😔✊ #also gcse irish is both mind numbingly simple and kinda complex #it is doing my fucking head in #also idk how to insult people in irish i thought up téígh fuck tú féin when i got bored in maths bc i have the attention span of a goldfish #ailillgachuair #irish #gaeilgeblr #gaeilge #languages #irish language #linguistics #dead languages

[comicaurora]

in the elves-become-dragons thing itd probably be less that the elves are minors and more that the dragons are a secret new life stage. Adulthood Plus. and then to the dragons all the regular adults (human, elf, dwarf, whatevr) would now be too young. i know this isnt even a thing your developing but thats how id do it lmao

Strong agree. Also hot take but I think a lot of the discourse around what counts as a minor in a fantasy universe kinda goes up its own ass. You can have full adults decanted from clone tubes or magically born yesterday that are technically days old and you can have centuries-old immortals that look and act like children and you can have beings that age super fast and die of old age within months and after a certain point you just gotta hit "it's a fictional thing that has absolutely no comparable real touchpoint to judge by" and stop litigating

#asks #not aurora

[hotchs-big-hands]

ngl i would genuinely get off to making haley jealous and angry because of how fucking easy it is. my personal hc here but i think she was controlling and thought she had hotch wrapped around her finger and it infuriated her that his job was the only thing he refused to listen to her about. i also think she tried to baby trap him with jack in the assumption that would "fix" their marriage and when it only made it worse she blamed aaron for never being home when she easily couldve hired a nanny or regular babysitter so she could work or do whatever. i believe she cheated bc of that one phone call to their house when hotch answered and it was a random man asking for haley before hanging up and the look hotch gave her like yeah he knew she was fucking around too. i think it made her even angrier that when she filed for divorce hotch didnt even fight her onit! didnt ask to work things out or for counseling or anything. just "okay ill sign the papers when i get back from this case"

now assuming reader is mid twenties i think your very existence would have her enraged. aaron seems happier and even healthier. hes got more color in his face, hes put on some healthy weight, he smiles and laughs now, he takes more time off work, his life has clearly significantly improve since she left him and she cant fucking stand it. she thought she was the best thing that ever happened to him and now shes seeing in real time she's actually the worst thing ♥️♥️

and you thinks its funny as hell to watch a 40 year old woman with a whole ass kid be that bent out of fucking shape because the man SHE LEFT is fine without her. like yes maam i am younger than you, hotter than you, nicer than you AND i can ride the dick just right. stay pressed bitch 💕. and when she tries interfering in your relationship hotch asks you to put up with it just for a bit because he knows hack is still adjusting to coparenting and he wants the best for his son so you let him handle his exwife until she crosses a line and tries to accuse you of some shit and aaron finally puts his foot down and haley cant believe that shes really lost complete control over aaron (haha fuck you haley)

like i fantasize about a situation where haley is trying SOOOO hard to break yall up and drive a wedge between you two and it isnt until jacks birthday or some big family function aaron brought you too and haley cant help it but lowkey stalk yall all night and so youre like "aaron watch this" and you drag him off to some secluded corner and hes like ??? but you tell him "hold on baby give it a minute. bet you anything haley pops up" and then once you hear footsteps you give aaron a big fat smooch and surprise surprise!! whos coming around the corner? why its haleys stalker ass following you two like a creep!

i literally just want to cuck haleys pathetic ass because fuck her and her scraggly blonde hair and that nappy ass wig she had on in witness protection with her no-style-no-personality-all-about-me havin ass 😒😒😒😒

sorry this is such a convoluted mess i just hate that lady 😭😭

I NEEDN'T SAY MORE THIS IS EXACTLY MY THOTS I WANT THAT WOMAN SEEEETHING AT THE SIGHT OF AARON BEING HAPPY AND THRIVING. SHE WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE THE CRAZY EX WHO PROBABLY ENDS UP HARASSING YOU.

The SECOND she says smth nasty abt you Aaron is soooooo fucking pissed. She insults you saying you're just a whore sleeping with Aaron for his money (and cuz us babes are plus-size queens she HATES THAT) and that Aaron is not attracted to you.

And Aaron OOF he takes her to one side and tells her she is fucking nothing but the mother of his child now. That YOU are his everything. YOU make him the man he is now. He's fucking happy with you as the love of his life and that Haley made him chronically stressed and depressed and almost completely ruined his self esteem. He warns her to back the fuck off from him and reader. He does not want any communication with her unless it's to do with Jack. End of.

#cutie kenzie #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner #💌 ah asks #aaron hotch x reader #aaron hotchner imagine

[mixelation]

reborn au sakura is fantastic and i love her!! tori's apprentice in chaos gremlinness!! however i do privately think she might not be that into sasuke in a situation where he ISNT The Last Uchiha (tm), motivated beyond his years, a broody and tragic lone wolf? like regular non-massacre sasuke seems like he might be just Some Guy with a huge and quite cute brother complex? (though i guess the konoha-wide uchiha obsession might compensate for all that and still make him the class hottie..)

i've thought about this a bit for other non-massacre AUs, but ultimately i think sasuke would still be the coolest kid in class. an absurdly large portion of female characters that sasuke meets remark on how attractive he is, even not knowing his mysterious and cool anime background, so i think.... i think sasuke is just canonically really really good-looking. we saw enough of his "younger less talented sibling" complex pre-massacre that i think he'd still be highly motivated to be the best in class (albeit not AS motivated as in canon), plus it's implied sasuke has a lot of natural talent/power on top of that motivation. so i think while he'd have less of his mysterious and broody ~wow~ factor, sasuke would still be the prettiest boy in school AND at the top of his class (or at least consistently duking it out with whoever #2 was). i think he'd still be the #1 target of young school girl crushes, although it might be less intense

i also like keeping sakura's academy years crush on him just as a way for her to feel more ~sakura~ even in an au. although i personally like them better as friends so in most AUs i'd have her grow out of it pretty quickly (or maybe write her as unfortunately very physically attracted to him even as she grows less impressed with her personality).... he's still an excuse for her to feud with ino though, which i like playing with.

also with her direction in reborn au, at some point it's not even about her thinking he's cute. it's about making boys fight over her :)

#reborn au #i think she should be allowed to add neji to her 'fight for my attention' harem post chunin exam #as a little treat #oh lee's there too #ino is FUMING #INO is the hot one SAKURA LOOK AT INO!!!!!

[agoodomenssideblogiguess]

I keep seeing posts about how snakes have bad vision and Crowley probably can't see the stars and that made me so sad. So instead of answering emails at work this morning, I looked up videos about snakes to figure out how they see stuff and I learned so much and the implications of these facts are ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL:

(I'm putting it all under the cut because the post got long lol)

1. Snakes with vertical slits in their eyes are nocturnal.

2. Research suggests that snakes have the necessary receptors in their eyes to see mostly blues and greens (and any colors that are made up of those two) in the daytime and monochromatic (gray-scale essentially) in the night time. For reference, human color receptors in the daytime are red, green, and blue. For night it's monochromatic as well.

3. Some snakes have 'heat pits' along their pretty (pretty is subjective not a fact sorry) mouths that help them sense infrared light. The visual and infrared cues are overlaid in the optic parts of the brain. (Truly this is the coolest thing I've learned about snakes and I highly recommend reading the Wikipedia page about it, it is SO COOL). The heat pits work in such a way that if they don't cool down the receptors back to a 'thermal neutral' state (usually by providing extra oxygen to them) the snake will see afterimages even if whatever was giving off the infrared is removed.

4. Snakes smell with their tongues by picking up odor particles and then putting their tongue into little holes along the roof of their mouth where they have this thing called the "Jacobson's organ" that has receptors that can register the smells. To give you a sense of how sophisticated this sense of smell is, apparently snakes can tell which eggs have developing embryos in them in order to avoid them because it's easier to eat undeveloped eggs. (ISNT THAT INCREDIBLE?!?!)

IMPLICATIONS OF THESE FACTS:

1. Crowley can see at night because he's got them nocturnal snake eyes.

2. Crowley PROBABLY THOUGHT HIS HAIR TURNED BLACK WHEN HE FELL AND HE SAW HIS WINGS SORTA MATCHED. And unless someone has told him his hair is still red MAYBE HE STILL DOESNT KNOW

3. (Part 1) Nothing pisses me off more than that they didn't give Crowley's snake design heat pits along the lips because that would be so freaking cool to see in fanart of Crowley in like 'true form' or whatever cuz it would make him seem more "otherworldly" or "monstrous" but whatever. I'll forgive the designers because the heat pits he does have imply that he's a pit viper and also they're not visible on his human form (unless they're inside his nostrils?). Which means they're probably covered and don't cool back to 'thermal-neutral' properly so Crowley probably sees after images all the goddamn time (I'm gonna fucking write the saddest angstiest post season 2 fanfic for good omens called Afterimage BASED ON THIS FACT ALONE).

3. (part 2) because of how the regular vision and infrared vision are overlaid, anything that's warm/hot in temperature, like let's say an angel, probably looks like it's glowing. HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS WHERE ARE YOU?!? BLUSHING/FLUSHED AZIRAPHALE GLOWS BRIGHTER THAN NORMAL TO CROWLEY HELLO?!?!

4. When Aziraphale and Crowley kiss with tongue IF we give Crowley a Jacobson's organ, he would be OVERWHELMED WITH AZIRAPHALE. Imagine in every regular human sense, plus snake senses all of it is jUST AZIRAPHALE. Holy CRAP GUYS PLEASE (also like monsterfuckers/true form enthusiasts, the Jacobson's organ is just another fun snake feature you can include for funsies in your fanworks).

#good omens #good omens 2 #go2 #good omens 2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #if this is the post that categorizes me as a momsterfucker then so be it #im with good company