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ask-timeout · 11 months
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Insert reference to chairface from: the tick
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Hm.....
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(Must be a relative...)
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muffinlance · 4 months
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Toddler, screaming at the injustice of the world: DADA, I NEED TO STOP YOU FROM BEING WRONG. THAT IS MY JOB.
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strawbubbysugar · 8 months
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Bad and Naughty Robots get put in the BORING CYLINDER
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reegis · 9 months
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mechs going to summer camp… what shenanigans would tiny child mechs get up to at a summer camp…
the camp would be in RUINS before the summer was over anon youv doomed all of these poor innocent camp counselors to hell
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norrisleclercf1 · 2 months
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Do you ever think about how Lando is Oscar's Carlos? Like how close Carlos and Lando are, that's Lando and Oscar now
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I always thought that handcuffs were kinda stupid. As a little kid I would watch movies where the bad guys were hauled away in cuffs and I'd always think "alright, I guess that's inconvenient for them?" but I never really understood why they didn't just... take them off and escape
This curiosity heightened when I saw that my aunt had real metal handcuffs that locked with a real key and I quickly, before any adult could see what I was doing, shackled both my wrists with the cuffs as tight as they could go.
And when I say tight, I mean tight. I had reaaaaal skinny wrists and I was a child wearing adult handcuffs, so you'd think the cuffs would be loose but nope. Those things weren't circular anymore, they'd folded in so much that they looked more like the shape a cat's pupils turn when they're mad.
And what they don't tell you about real handcuffs? Those suckers are sharp. The inside edges are almost bladed, I guess to discourage exactly what I was trying to do but that certainly didn't stop my curious lil neurodivergent brain, oh no no.
Anyway, after about five minutes of pulling, straining, huffing and puffing, I finally went to find the adult with the key.
I was so disappointed.
And so, so hopelessly confused.
Course, no one questioned why I had locked my aunt's handcuffs and why I needed them unlocked. And, of course, I didn't communicate my confusion in any way.
So it wasn't until way later in life, when I had quickly shimmied out of one of those indestructible water park wristbands and saw the horrified eyes of my friends watching me with morbid glee, that I discovered that, apparently, most people can't dislocate their thumbs at will.
The moral of the story here is that neurodivergent children have no concept of typical versus atypical and that I cannot be contained by your petty mortal means.
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haphazardcorvid · 4 months
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Honestly, good on Phil for keeping going through that nausea effect. They genuinely had to nerf that shit for him during purgatory when it happened in a disaster so he didn't throw up on camera. Motion sickness is no joke, king was playing in his peripherals the whole fight.
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smtown-tourist · 4 months
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Shawols everywhere feeling like toddlers in timeout as they sit and whine, “Can I have Jinki back yet?”
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onesmalldreamaskblog · 10 months
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This is a question for the entire gang hehe
How do you guys spend time with Dream everyday? I bet Dream never misses a chance to see all of you
"Hahah, yeah, the little guy loves to play, that's for sure. He usually drags me to his room to play his made-up games or do a craft together. Which is fun, don't get me wrong, but glitter is hard to get out of fur, let me tell ya."
"I teach him the classic cards from time to time. Kid's poker face needs work, but he's pretty good at solitare."
"Lots of stuff . . . cook . . . clean . . . watch tv . . . nap."
"I work on training him once in a while. Sometimes I'll even let him help with my pranks, heh heh. One time we glued a bucket of chicken feathers to Night. It was epic"
"Didn't he force you and Dream to sit in the corner for hours?"
"Eh, still worth it."
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uga boga!
this scariest image you will see today
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*Peacekeeper took the bomb joke too seriously and freaked out. She almost threw you out of the domaine. You are now in time out (in one of the cages held in the air by the giant ribbons)*
"Do not joke about such things !! "
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sillyrandomwriter · 1 month
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It’s time for some mischief again 😈
One night Cain and Abel go to a party at their college. They get really drunk, but decide that the Morningstar residence is only a five minute drive. So Cain starts driving them.
But because of the effects of the alcohol, Cain ends up in a head on collision with a truck.
Cain is critically injured, but will make it through. Abel however isn’t so lucky. He died on impact.
(I’m willing to accept another timeout)
WHAT NOOO. NONONONONO. NOOOOO. YOU ARE GOING IN TIMEOUT. AND TO MAKE IT WORSE I’LL FORCE VALENTINO TO BE THERE WITH YOU THIS TIME. SUFFER RUBBER, SUFFER
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ask-timeout · 11 months
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Chair. Do you know of Charlie the cursed phone guy?
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No....whos that?
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lopsushi · 2 years
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*slides in here* So uh, I love your yandere Wukong AU and thought I’d drop a couple questions I was curious about :>
1. We know what happens when Macaque tries to escape, but what would happen if MK tried to escape (to like.. get help for Mac or something)? :0
2. You think Wukong would ever make MK into an actual monkey (i live for Monkey MK so-)? So that he’d fit the role of being ‘their cub’ more and whatnot? ((I mean, if I remember right, he’s still completely human in this au anyways?? Should’a checked first xD))
3. I feel like you answered this already but- how different does Wukong act with MK and Macaque (ignoring the fact that one would be fatherly, the other more romantically)? Like are the yandere tendencies or mannerisms different? Also do you think some form of stockholm syndrome would set in for either of em or are they pretty strong against that sort of thing?
Sorry a lot of questions ig- more just kept popping up XD (im very curious about MK’s side of this situation obviously)
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Aww thank you dear and I’ll do my best to answer ☺️
1. Actually Mk can’t escape at all. He has no powers because Yandere Wukong sealed them away so he is just a pure mortal. So he’s suck but IF he did, which he couldn’t, Wukong of course would capture him easily and throw him inside his room locking him inside telling Mk he’s going to stay there till he looks back at what he done.
2. (flippythegodzilla auestiong too) Actually I been thinking about that! I was having a conversation with a friend of my and I was thinking that if Wukong ever change Mk’s appearance. He would actually use Mk’s shapeshifting magic to change Mk by forcing his magic to change him. He would make his student resemble both him and his Moonlight. That’s what I was thinking but not sure yet.
3. I answer that question HERE
There you go dear! ☺️
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twinkodium · 6 months
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So Oscar has a zit on his upper lip today that looks like a Madonna piercing and i’m probably going crazy because this makes me happy, but literally anything and everything looks so fucking hot and/or cute on him what the fuuuuuccckk
NO CUZ I WAS EYEING THAT ZIT TOO ABOVE HIS UPPER LIP DURING THE INTERVIEW 🤯🤯🤯
Honestly, I’m so down bad for him, no matter what he does I’M DYING ON MY KNEES AND SCREAMING INTO THE VOID ABOUT HIM 😭😭 he literally exacts and I FELL IN LOVE ONCE AGAIN 🫣
It happens every damn weekend, SCRATCH THAT, every dam day 🥴🥴🥴 I THINK I NEED MEDICAL HELP 🫠🫠
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Including these pics, cuz I can’t be buried alone! You, anon and me are in this together! IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU, see ya on the other side! But before that, let’s jump into the twin grave he has prepared for us😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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stillgotme · 11 months
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this is funnier when you remember naiyana’s supposed to be a security guard for the ship
@salemsimss
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foolscaphamato · 4 months
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Where is Seth???
Spectre: Ah Seth... I assure you he is around...somewhere
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Zander: Somewhere cold and desolate!
Ursula: Hell.
Ed: Is that what we're calling it now?
Zander: Since when was Hell cold?
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Rex: Oh Seth, he's in timeout...
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