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magicwillow · 2 years
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I just want y’all to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought “oop, can’t go in there, there’ll be skeletons spawning there and they’ll shoot at me”
And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didn’t question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didn’t have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too
And then all of a sudden I was like “Wait what the frig skeletons aren’t real” and then just went back into my room
And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken
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I always thought that handcuffs were kinda stupid. As a little kid I would watch movies where the bad guys were hauled away in cuffs and I'd always think "alright, I guess that's inconvenient for them?" but I never really understood why they didn't just... take them off and escape
This curiosity heightened when I saw that my aunt had real metal handcuffs that locked with a real key and I quickly, before any adult could see what I was doing, shackled both my wrists with the cuffs as tight as they could go.
And when I say tight, I mean tight. I had reaaaaal skinny wrists and I was a child wearing adult handcuffs, so you'd think the cuffs would be loose but nope. Those things weren't circular anymore, they'd folded in so much that they looked more like the shape a cat's pupils turn when they're mad.
And what they don't tell you about real handcuffs? Those suckers are sharp. The inside edges are almost bladed, I guess to discourage exactly what I was trying to do but that certainly didn't stop my curious lil neurodivergent brain, oh no no.
Anyway, after about five minutes of pulling, straining, huffing and puffing, I finally went to find the adult with the key.
I was so disappointed.
And so, so hopelessly confused.
Course, no one questioned why I had locked my aunt's handcuffs and why I needed them unlocked. And, of course, I didn't communicate my confusion in any way.
So it wasn't until way later in life, when I had quickly shimmied out of one of those indestructible water park wristbands and saw the horrified eyes of my friends watching me with morbid glee, that I discovered that, apparently, most people can't dislocate their thumbs at will.
The moral of the story here is that neurodivergent children have no concept of typical versus atypical and that I cannot be contained by your petty mortal means.
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gladdygirl18 · 3 months
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Very happy with this tickle tea story this time around!
Blue me, Pink GF
This is gonna be a bit long so continue under cut
So this weekend, my GF and I were chilling in my dorm doing some work. On occasion, she would get up from the desk and poke my sides just because. At one point, when I was working on a story, she came up behind me ans started spidering her fingers up and down my arms and sides, making me giggle and squirm (i swear, her gentle tickles are so.... tickly lmaooo 😆🥰) Another time was when I sat in her lap, she started to gently glide her dull nails along my sides, but it wasn't enough to actually tickle.
"If you're trying to tickle me, you're gonna have to try harder than that."
Yeah... I said that. The guts I had to say that to my GF astonished me as well. My GF scoffed before she started squeezing and kneading my sides, making me snicker and giggle.
"Uh huh, careful what you wish for hun."
AHHHHHHHH SHE UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT, THANK GOODNESS 🥰😆💖
The next day (saturday evening), my GF and I were at it again working on school work and personal work. While I was reading for a class, I was struck with the most intense lee mood ever, omggg 😳😳💖 so i turned to one of my good friends here on Tumblr @giggly-squiggily told her about my dilemma. Basically, how the convo went was me very flustered and worried about asking her to wreck the shit outta me cuz while I did tell her that i liked being tickled, I was afraid with how she would react if i asked her to tickle me senseless. Squiggly had said (to sum it up), "If she loves you even after telling her you liked being tickled, how will this be any different?"
So after a few minutes of hesitation, I ended up going towards my girlfriend and sitting in her lap and hugging her (she already finished her schoolwork).
"Are you okay, hun?"
*nods*
"You sure? You look like you have a lot on your mind. Talk to me, please."
"It's nothing. I'm just really stressed and..... don't really know how to get rid of it."
"Aww" *hugs me tighter* "Is there anything I can do to help?"
*hesitates and starts blushing slightly* "There is something you can do...."
"What is it?"
*groans slightly and buries face into her shoulder*
*Pulls away and stares into my eyes* (her grayish-hazel eyes are so beautiful omgggg 😳🥰💖😍)
"N-necesito sonreir...." ("I need to smile" in Spanish, context)
*Sighs and smiles before taking out my earbuds* "Alright"
She then starts kissing my neck, and omgggg i swear i got more ticklish cuz of her. When I tried to pull away, she grabs me places me in her lap and says, "Come here you!"
BROOOOO I DON'T DESERVE HER! SHE TAKES ON THIS TICKLE MONSTER ROLE TOO WELL 😆😆😳💖🥰💖🥰
After she said this, she started kissing my neck again gently tickling my sides. Anytime I tried to pull away, she'd gently pull me back into her lap. She then slowed to a stop before pulling me into a hug.
"Feeling better?"
*giggles and nods*
While she didn't "wreck" me, that alone expelled all the stress I had. After this, she started playing Nexomon on my switch (really cool monster catching game, def recommend if you're a fan of those kind of games) She kept getting Mega Rares after Mega Rares as well as getting 2 Specials back-to-back. When she ran into a Mega Rare (it resembled a dog) I practically begged her not to kill it. She looks at me dead in the eyes will her Nexomon brought it down to 0HP. I tried to stop her but it was too late.
"WHY DID YOU KILL THE DOGGO?!!? WHYYYY!?!!?!?"
*laughing her ass off* "Why not?"
*Gets annoyed and starteds tickling her*
"Stohohohop! it had it coohohohohoming!"
"NO IT DIDN'T! WHYHYHYHY!!?!?!?!"
She then does the same thing 3 more times after that, pissing me off and leading to more tickles (she was only doing this to piss me off but it was still fun to have a mini back and forth tickle fight with her 💖🥰)
As the night went on, we cuddled and made out (as per usual 🥰💖) and it was my turn to be the weighted blanket. While practically sitting on my GF, she smiled before gently gliding her dull nails along my sides, but again, not enough to tickle. Like I said before, "If you're trying to tickle me, you're gonna have to try harder than that."
My GF scoffed before adding a little more pressure to her tickles and started moving her fingers in a circular motion in one spot (where my ribs meet my sides) I started surpressing my smile and tried to hide my snickering in her shoulder.
"There we go~ Come on hun, just let it out~ You know you wanna~"
SHE RARELY EVER TEASES ME LIKE THIS OMGGGGGGG 😳😆💖AND TICKLED LIKE HELL GOODNESS
i was genuinely struggling to not laugh. Then this little gremling started TICKLING MY ANKLES! WHY THE FUCK ARE ANKLES SO DAMN TICKLISH!!??!? When that got more of a reaction from me, she chuckled and said, "Haha that's it, there we go~"
MISS GIRL STOOOOOP! THE TEASING WAS NOT HELPING AT ALL 😳😳😆💖💖😆
She then started spidering her dull nails across my socked feet and my dam finally broke. When that happened, my GF laughed before pulling me into her chest, moving back to tickle my sides, and kiss my neck!
😭🥰😆I LOVE HER SO MUCH OMGG😭😆🥰
And that's how my weekend was. So happy that all of this took place! Stay tuned for another tickle tea story! Also a big and special shoutout to @giggly-squiggily for encouraging me to ask my girlfriend for tickles (even tho I've done it before, my Lee mood made it so difficult 😅💖)
Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @sunstone-smiles @otomiyaa @lovelymessybubbly
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can we pretty please with a cherry on top know the story about the time you got suspended? two cherries?
....fine
HERES THE STORY OF MY ONE AND ONLY SUSPENSION
when i was a young child, i was a hellion. tbf they deserved it but i can tell like 50+ stories from my primary school days that are very very very messed up
this however happened in high school, im australian so the first year of high school is year 7 and you're 12-13.
I went to a new high school where i knew NO ONE, like i hated like 99.9% of my primary school so i went to a completely different high school. Im AFAB so it was a non-religious, non-private all girl school and honestly some of the best times where on that campus!
This happened the third week, i didn't really have many friends yet but before this i was hanging out with a girl ill call Jack.
Jack, to say the least, was NOT a good person and a bully. I said f-that and stopped hanging out with her telling her i didn't want to be involved in her shit.
unfortunately, she had an older sister who was a year older and a foot taller. I found out later that apparently Jack had told her sister "Hannah" that i was bullying her. After lunch one day, i had left i think the library? after lunch? and Hannah and a group of her friends were outside and called out to me. naturally i fucking ignored them because i wasn't a fucking idiot
i go to my locker and my locker was like the last in a row. I would turn to the side to open it so no one would see my code (we had our own locks) so while i was opening my locker, my back to hannah and her friends, i could hear them still calling out to me. I was still ignoring them
suddenly, im being thrown across the row of lockers and now im being chocked against them. (not shitting you) i was being held of the ground and all, like a fucking movie. so naturally i kick/knee her in the stomach.
my memory is a little foggy after this but i remember i bit of hair pulling and scratching as well as shoving around. I remember facing her and screaming "YOU FUCKING BITCH" and she slapped me across the face.
THATS WHEN THE TEACHERS SHOW UP
and im suspended for 3.5 days for fighting and her for 1.5 days :)
fucking bullshit ass teachers, no fucking cameras in that corner "no witnesses" my ass, like 40 people where there but noooo believe the trouble making year 8's who get suspended all that time im sure theyre believable
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toxicanonymity · 5 months
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ok so this might be tmi but o well 🤷‍♀️
so i've been seeing this guy who looks like 2003 joel miller and we had been swimming in the pool all day and i went in for a shower, he followed me in and undressed and hopped in and told me he wanted to wash my hair. he then shampoo and conditioned and rinsed my hair 🥹 and then proceeded to fucking rail me into the shower wall until i could barely stand 😈
it was the perfect balance of sweet and filthy.
ok bye
oh man. you had me at him wanting to wash your hair. Just the thought of Joel's big fat fingertips massaging your scalp for any reason. but also I'd use his shampoo so I could smell him all day 🫣 and I suppose the wall fuck would be a nice bonus too 😅 congrats to both of you 🖤
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gale-gentlepenguin · 10 months
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Gale tales: The Spicy endeavor
So I did not have a good spice tolerance when I was younger. I use to think Jalapeños were super spicy that I would need milk afterward.
Now I accepted my lot in life, because that was how it is, there was plenty of tasty food that wasnt spicy.
Back when I worked my first job out of college, I worked for a company with a lot of people who were from southern China, and they LOVED spicy noodles. They had a place they would go to on special occasions for lunch.
Now the first time they had taken me to the noodle place they loved and they ordered their food. Now they warned me it was spicy and I said I am sure it was fine, but they convinced me it was going to be too spicy for me. So I said I would take it without the spice.
Now, imagine the food getting served, everyone's noodles looked colorful and delicious, while mine was a bowl of practically clear broth and noodles...
So the scene of being the only guy in that restaurant eating a bowl of noodles that looked like that made me feel so embarrassed. I felt ashamed that I took the cowards way out. So I swore to myself that by the time we came back to this place, I would eat the spicy noodles with everyone else.
I spent weeks eating nothing but spicy food for lunch. I made it my mission to up my tolerance. It was hell for me. I may have been Latino, but I was a Cuban, (our food is flavorful but not spicy). But after 2 months, my company decided to go back to the noodle place. I was ready.
They offered to do the same thing they did before, and I told them I would eat the same spicy noodles they did. Sure enough, they offered me the noodles. The waitress looked at me skeptically when I ordered the noodles. She didnt have any confidence in me either, I could tell.
Moment of truth time, the noodles in front of me, it looked delicious, it smelled incredible. I took a breath and went in for a bite. It was spicy... but it was delicious. The spice didnt pain me, I devoured my bowl and I even drank the broth after, something most of my co-workers wouldnt do since it was so spicy. But I overcame it.
The waitress came by shortly to see if we needed anything and was shocked to see my bowl empty. My co-workers were stunned, by the fact I not only ate it, but finished it first.
It was the results of my training. Now years later I miss those noodles.
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captain-mako · 2 months
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Fish-uary Day 15: Aquarium Fish (Betta Splendens)
The three in this piece are my bettas Ferdinand, Xiao, and Ghost who have all passed away. I didn't have them at the same time. Ferdinand and Xiao would have definitely beaten the crap out of each other if they met since they're males, that's why the two are fighting in this. 😂
The trio didn't really last as long as I wanted them to. Ferdinand was gone after a year, Xiao was a few months, and Ghost was about 2 weeks. I did my best for them. I made sure the tank was clean, had aquarium plants, even had some snails, but I feel the worst about Ghost.
Ghost was in a tank with golden zebra loaches and I didn't know they would nip at her fins, being that she was a dumbo betta. Soon after, she passed away.
Ferdinand passed naturally, but Xiao had something wrong with him and I didn't catch it fast enough.
I hope I made all three happy in their time with me. They lived like kings and queens in their 20 gallon tank.
Keep on swimming, wherever you three are.
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planettenko · 4 months
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guys im going fucking MENTAL. MY GRANDAD ASKED MY COUSIN AND MY MUM TO SOLVE A MATHS PUZZLE AND MY COUSIN IS LIKE 10 AND A "GIFTED CHILD" AND MY MUM IS LITERALLY A PROFESSIONAL MATH PERSON SO THEY AGREE. AND THEY ARE BOTH SUPER COMPETITIVE.
SO THE PUZZLE IS "USE 8 EIGHTS TO MAKE 1000" LIKE 88888888 IN ANY COMBINATION TO MAKE 1000. BUT THERES DIFFERENT ANSWERS AND THE WEBSITE MY GRANDAD IS USING IS LIKE A SHITS AND GIGGLES PERSONALITY TEST BECAUSE HES A BASTARD LIKE THAT (/aff i love my grandad)
SO MY MUM AND MY COUSIN ARE STRUGGLING AND MY MUM FINALLY FIGURES IT OUT AND MY COUSIN GIVES UP AND THEY GO LIKE "OH CHERRY YOU TRY." SO I DO. I TRY. AND I GET.
8888 - 888 = 8000.
8000 DIVIDE 8 = 1000. (wtf why isnt there a division symbol)
AND I CANT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT VERSION MY MUM GOT BUT MY GRANDAD CHECKS THE FUCKING PERSONALITY TESTS AND IT SAYS
"either 8 years old or neurodivergent."
I HAVE NEVER MOTHERFUCKING BEEN OWNED SOOOO HARD BY A PERSONALITY TEST BEFORE I AM FUCKING WEEPING. YOU COULDNT OF JUST CALLED ME 8 YEARS OLD YOU HAD TO ADD THE FUCKING NEURODIVERGENT????????? I CANT EVEN BE MAD BECAUSE ITS TRUEE???. I HAVE ADHD I AM AN ADHDER WHAT THE FUCK. (No, I Am Not Eight Years Old.)
so uh long story short never do maths!!!!!!
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lickstynine · 1 year
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Okay, I wasn't present for a lot of it, but I did witness something very sexy/inspirational today.
As y'all may or may not know, I'm a teacher, and today was Picture Day, and I was in charge of helping supervise the kids that weren't actively being photographed. One of the group pictures stopped for no apparent reason, and then I heard that class's teacher going "What is going on? She's puking." And I turn and see the photographer literally staggering down the hall to the nurse's office, holding a trash can and actively throwing up.
The real sickfic kicker of it all tho? She didn't go home. She put on a mask, for the kids' sake, but kept working, cause rescheduling a picture day is a nightmare. Her company was supposed to send her a replacement, so she was just intending to tough it out for like half an hour, and then they never did, and she worked the whole rest of the day.
Unfortunately, I was with the solo photographers most of the day, so I got to see very little beyond that, but the writing ideas... ooh, how I'm rubbing my gay little hands together.
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Was introduced to a child yesterday who "loves superheroes". Course this kid is maybe 6 so I'm expecting to name drop Superman and Spiderman and wow this kid with my knowledge. Cause, come on, he's a kid. Kids are usually obsessed with superheroes and just have surface level information on them, right?
So this kid looks at me, an adult he's never met before who his mom said "loves superheroes too", and he wrinkles his nose at me. He looks incredibly unamused as his mother insists that he could ask me anything and I would know the answer.
He looks me up and down and asks me his little test question.
"Who's Batman's butler?"
Oh kid.
Anyway, five minutes later and I'm acing his little test and I finally ask him a question of my own. The age ole question. Who's your favorite superhero? Now, among kids this age there isn't usually a lot of wiggle room. It's Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Wonder Woman, ect. My brother says the Flash because he's my brother, but most kids go with the 'big' heroes.
This little rapscallion says Damian Wayne.
Which explains his attitude tbh.
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kronoose · 5 months
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Funny thing about this is I did this for weeks one summer
We had my cousins up at the trailer park my grand ma used to go to and our car was not big enough for all the kids
So we squished in
I was and am the smallest of the group so I got smooshed
After they'd returned home I took advantage of the leg room
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gladdygirl18 · 5 months
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Okay okay so uhmmmm..... I feel like I'm gonna cry from how happy and loved I feel rn...... 🥹🥹🥹💖💖 (blue me, pink GF)
So yesterday night, my GF, our 2 friends, and I were watching Fairy Tail (the GMGs specifically), and I started teasing my GF about something that's gonna happen later on in the show (lovingly, ofc). When I got back from getting something to drink, I walked up to my GF and smiled, being a brat. She scoffed and held out her hand (does this whenever she wants me to sit next to her or on her lap). I took her hand and she yanked me onto her lap. A few seconds passed and she started poking my sides before she really started tickling, scribbling across my sides and kissing my neck (I was so happy 🥰😊💖)
When all was said and done, the match between Mirajane and Jenny started and ngl..... I got a bit jealous cuz IK how much my GF loves Mirajane as well as a lot of other women in Fairy Tail..... and it kinda got under my skin. When I told her this before we went to bed, she started teasing me about it, saying "Karma" before tickling me AGAIN 😳💖 (it made me feel better)
Later on that night, I randomly asked my GF, "How do you do it?" She replied with "WDYM?" "I know we're together and normally asking for things or expressing our concerns helps better our communication skills, but..... it's hard for me, y'know?" "Asking for what... in what regard? You mean when I~....?" (Rated R stuff I won't get into) "Not just that, it's...."
Bro when I tell you this conversation was so flustering omgggg 😳🤭🫣 but it has a good ending
"Often times when I'm sad or upset, I.... sometimes want to ask you to.... tickle me cuz it'll cheer me up but.... it's really hard to do that...." My GF turned over and said, AND I QUOTE, "Well, why don't we come up with a word or phrase to tell me you want that, even if there are... prying eyes...."
BROOOOO WTFFF 😳😳😳 I SWEAR TO FUCK I THOUGHT I WAS DREAMING WHEN SHE SAID THAT!!!! 🫣🥰🥹💖I AM LITERALLY LIVING OUT MULTIPLE TICKLE FANFICS RN WTFFFF💖💖💖💖
After some thinking, we settled on the phrase "necesito sonreir" which means "I need to smile." Simple yet effective
I swear to fuck I have never been more happy in my life rn, omggggg.💖🫶🏾🥰 Now whenever I want tickles (whether I'm in a good mood or bad mood) I just say that phrase and I get tickles. Omgggg I'm legit tearing up rn, broooo🥹🥹🥹
Yeah so that's my little TT (tickle tea) for the week. I'll probably post more if anything happens after this. Might make a series off this who knows, I'll start tagging these as #tickle tea stories
Tagging the fwends: @giggly-squiggily @cutesmokes @burningablaze @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @sunstone-smiles
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guesswho873 · 6 months
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ok so....
since you guys kinda liked the last one , i thought of sharing this memory that i will never forget in my life
so back in high school i had a friend who was actually really ticklish and i would like constantly poke them or squeeze their side (just to be clear they were completely ok with it) but they still wanted revenge.
So one in history class me being a little shi-
i poked them AGAIN, and i guess my other friend, who had the knowledge about my ticklishness, told them how to gat me back.
so there i was sitting and listening to the teacher without any suspicion. when suddenly they squeezed my lower-ribs- side and i kid you not i was 100℅ Not expecting that especially not in front of the teacher!!
But thankfully(?) i did not squeak but i gasped loudly and flinched and was holding back my giggles.
of course the teacher noticed us and some students were looking at us and i f-ing had to play if off like "o-oh nothing j-ust thought of something...". and i was not a troublemaker so the teacher just gave me a warning like " yeah, pls don't interrupt the class again" and went back to teaching.
and i can clearly hear my friends laughing at the back.
you think that was it right? i thought so to, but no. the WHOLE 45 or so minutes of class they were poking squeezing my ribs and sides.
AND i was sitting where the teacher can very clearly see me and she kept her eyes on me. so i couldn't even laugh nor hide my spots cuz the teacher would find out, and my friends were sitting where to the teacher they are not really visible.
they did not poke in pattern, it was so random, sometimes there will be a long interval between the pokes or no time at all, and it would be on a different spot everytime. this was clearly planned.
the only time i get to react is when the teacher is turned to write on the board.
even then, all i can do is to say "quit it" will they listen? no.
finally the class ended and the teacher went out and i was like "what the feck!?" but we ended up just laughing about it.
sureeee i tickled them before but this was just mean.
again if yoy have a story like this pls tell me, i am all ears~~~
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heybobbygirl · 7 months
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throwback to 2021 when I dressed up as ralsei for Halloween and I didn’t realize until about 5 minutes before I was supposed to go out trick or treating that the hat i got didn’t fit me so me and the rest of my family frantically searched the house for literally anything that looked REMOTELY similar to his hat and I ended up wearing this
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touchoflaughter · 1 year
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Tickle Hug
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IRL STORY BELOW ↓
Hello beautiful peeps! 🐥
What can I say? My life is a movie whose director has a tickle kink as well 😂 enjoy!
Lately I had to say goodbye to some of my (guy) friends for a while. We were standing in a circle at the parking lot, hugging each other (well the boys mostly gave each other a fist bump with a short hug 😂) but I‘m a big hugger so no one is safe 😈
I was just hugging one of my friends (they‘re all pretty tall so I had to tiptoe and stretch) when I got attacked from behind: One of the other boys, Phil (- to some of you his name sounds familiar), squeezed a few times into my back ribs.
I squealed like a little piglet and let go of our friend who rolled his eyes at Phil with a little grin: „You just can’t stop for once, huh?“
Phil laughed and the others were smiling too while I tried not to blush.
„Of course not. It’s way too much fun plus it’s the last opportunity in a few weeks!“, Phil explained with a charismatic wink in my direction. (How can someone be so honest and confident in front of EVERYONE about how much he likes tickling?? Please I wan't 10% of that! 😩) Some of the boys were snickering about his words then everyone continued with their talks and Phil approached me: „Oh come on! Don’t be mad at me shorty!“ He opened his arms for a hug (usually he’s such a great hugger 🥰).
I remained stationary to punish him but then I couldn’t help but smile and respond to his invitation. The past times we hugged I always expected him to utilize the situation and go for a tickle attack but surprisingly he never did. So this time was the actual first time I felt safe and went for the hug completely relaxed- What a bad timing to be naive for freaking ONCE! (I‘m always so paranoid when it comes to tickling opportunities and then- when it would be useful- it’s gone…)
Right when I pulled him in a tight hug his right hand started to tickle my ribs while the other one made sure I couldn’t move one single bit. Normally I stifle the laughter and manage to break free pretty fast but this time I couldn't. I was trapped and he detected one of my weak spots. I couldn't help but laugh helplessly while squirming like a fish in a net.
Of course all eyes were on us again but there was no time to be embarrassed about it.
In between my laughter I called him an asshole and somehow managed to cower under one of his arms and escape.
Yup- asshole was the last thing I said to him for a few weeks 😂 as you can tell- I‘m such an enchanting friend 🥰
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ticklishfiend · 7 hours
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short but unfortunate update on irl friend
they didn’t tickle me like at all the other night and also now anytime tickling comes up casually in convo they change the subject 😀👆 part of me wants to genuinely tell them to stop poking me if they aren’t gonna do anything abt it cause it actually drives me up the wall and Not in a good way if there’s no follow through lmao it’s just frustrating 😭😭
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