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ivrxquack · 10 months

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People be like “I can fix them” but they don’t need to be fixed cause they’re perfect the way they are!

Same applies art the clown billy lenz the Sinclair bothers and bubba sawyer I just couldn’t add them unfortunately

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slasherholic · 2 years

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some colleges have student made social media pages for like confessions or pictures of certain things. there's a rather large student page dedicated to pictures of Asa and discussions of his "dump truck ass" and "titties"

"for all you bitches who keep saying you don't understand why ppl are thirsty for him when he's rude and an asshole 1) whoever told you that is failing his class 2)

that's why"

#the comments are like 'u risked ur life for this op'#asa emory #ASS emory #the collector #I was too lazy to do a mockup lol

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aluciddream · 25 days

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I GYATT To see his ass!!!

Asa fat cheeks alert

#asa emory #the collection #the collector #i GYATT to watch the collector again #his ass so fat

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blackbeautiesglobal · 8 months

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Emori Splash

#emori splash #blackisbeautiful #blackbeautiesglobal #ebony women #eye candy #fine ass women #influencer #brown skin #ig model #curvy girls #ebonycurves

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syncast-err0r · 1 year

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arkin, waking up from a collector related nightmare: the mask stays OFF during sex

#the inconsistent lighting is not my fault tho that is between me and god #the collector #the collector 2009 #the collection #the collection 2012 #asa emory #arkin o'brien #collectkin #it's an ugly ass mask ok. he's struggling to get thru it like that #he also just really likes seeing his boyfriend's face #day 273959282 of being delusional #my art xoxo

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spoopieere · 8 months

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“They both get to sleep-in today”

(Click for better quality)

(WOW TUMBLR FUCKED UP THE QUALITY SO BAD WTH)

This is literally just an excuse for me to draw their bedroom.

Headcannons below 👇

-Clean and simple- Asa doesn’t like clutter.

-There’s a walk-in closet on the right of the mirror (you just can’t see it in my drawing lmao)

-Asa wakes up first to pull the curtains, letting the sun in. ( Not on weekends though, so Arkin does it instead )

-Random books Asa keeps stacked on the drawer are for a convenient selection to read before bed.

-Asa uses melatonin gummies to fall asleep easier.

-Arkin keeps post-it notes on his side of the bed to remind him of things to do, he also convinced Asa to put a plant in the room to make it a bit more interesting.

-Arkin is also the only one who needs an alarm clock to wake up.

-Arkin protests keeping *the tooth* on display so publicly, but Asa thinks it goes hand-in-hand with the Mantis.

-Pretty sure Asa vacuums their bedroom once every two days.

-The bottom drawer of their dresser is a collection of broken bed frames… due to their . . . activities (Wesley approves)

#slasher #slashers #asa emory #collectkin #the collector #arkin o'brien #rottingcitrus #AHAHAHAHEH #IM BACK BABYYY #MMMMMM I LOVEEE COLLECTKIN SM IM ACTUALLY GOING INSANE #Istg I watched the movies again while I was drawing this #oh no not my ass thinking about them again for hours ever day before bed/srs #THEY ARE MARRIED #NOTHING BAD HAPPENED #Oh yeah Asa is canonically a coffee nerd- He wakes up at 5 and spends an hour to make coffee alone #They have dogs too but Asa doesn’t allow em on the bed :(#Or in their bedroom in general - dw the dogs sleep in the living room #Arkin has to crawl out from Asa’s embrace at night to go get water or to the bathroom- bc his husband clings into him like he’s abt to die #Wesley approves ‼️‼️‼️#We are delusional TOGETHER #we’re also writing a Collectkin collab fic that is so insane y’all aren’t ready for it

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chaotic-toby · 5 months

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I love Asa, don't get me wrong, but I love how Arkin kicks his ass in the second movie. It must have been so satisfying to attack your attacker

#i wanna stab asa #affectionally #arkin looked hot beating asa's ass #arkin looks hot 24/7 #the things I would do to arkin #anywhizzle #asa emory #the collector (2009)#the collection (2012)#the collector movies #arkin o'brien #collectkin

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lowkeyclowning · 1 year

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It is later,

Hand time bby 😻🫶

LORRDDD I CANNOT STRESS IT ENOUGH LOOK

That second one will always be a wallpaper on a device I have idc.

wait hol up look at his ass in these pics HELLOOO?? I forgot I had these

Lord have mercy wear those work pants all the time

Anyway back on topic

Asa when he sucks at makeup

Asa when he is feeling like a chef

Asa rubbing his hands together mischievously

Asa changing a lightbulb

#the collector #asa emory #brainrot #babble #his ass is so fat #add it to the list of crimes

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l-0siris-l · 1 year

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Ass without the dumbass mask

#asa emory #the collector #the collection #slashers #art #the collector 2009 #i actually got my ass up to draw something 🤯🤯

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pro-logue-epi-logue · 9 months

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THAT VILE BITCH HIT EMORY.

Goddammit, emory was making valid points.

Also alex THE BITCH calls herself Emory's friend and this asshole knows she was a child abuse horrible abuse survivor. STILL THIS GODDAMN CHARACTER DOES THIS.

And thus scumbag asshole hit her. And where is that fucking CLOWN will fucking grayson, disgusting piece of shit.

WILL GRAYSON IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT AND I AM GLAD EMORY DUMPED HIS ROTTEN ASS.

I WILL PROTECT YOU.

I WILL CARE FOR YOU.

Where is he now. What a disgrace of a human.

EMORY SCOTT DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS MAN CHILD MORON. WILL GRAYSON.

ALSO, anyone who likes Alex Palmer, why ?? Does someone has a gun to your head? Or is there a specific reason for not using your brain?

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Someone told me this slap scene was REQUESTED by alex fans on pd's fb group.

the fuck is wrong with PD do they have no brain?? Just because someone want a scene you don't throw your character throw this shit.

Its your book and you wrote it for alex's fans????

AND WHAT KIND OF DISGUSTING HUMAN WANTS AN ABUSE SURVIVOR TO GET HIT??

Get your brains checked.

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ivrxquack · 10 months

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“You’re such a good pookie Abby could’ve never that gross pigs feet smelling Low life elephant tonsil smelling cunt std cream cheese looking ahh built like a zebra cake McDonald’s cheeseburger addict who looks like a upside down potato got shoulders wider than shaq whore could never”(all of what I said was cannon)”

He would totes tell you this!

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soupslashers · 1 year

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the thing about asa emory is he HATES the chase but loves the capture.

in the first movie, we see the father attempt to escape only to be met with traps that quickly subdue him. asa drags him back to the basement and secures him just like he already has with the mother. the amount of traps are part of his MO, but they also serve as a way to lessen both the chance of escape and time it takes for asa to get to them. this man does not like his victims running and prepares the area to ensure that if they do so, they won’t make it far.

#submission is the key to dealing with asa #i love this about him because it makes him differ from other slashers that i like #michael myers especially. big dude LOVES the chase #same with chromeskull with his bitch ass camera #asa emory #the collector #slashers #soup rambles

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burygods · 28 days

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will and damon. that is all

#is will bi or is he just damon-sexual? 🤣#’ ur not sticking it in my ass. ‘#like stop lmao.#while emory watches !!!!!

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eemmoorrii · 4 months

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Heyoo! recent tipper here ($5, hope you got it), it doesnt allow anonymous messages on tips but I just wanted to tell you how amazing your art is 💙💙 and how amazing YOU are! you seem like a really chill person :) don't feel pressured to make art if you don't have the motivation to — take care of yourself!

it's not much but I hope it could at least make your day or week just a little better 🫶 I also heard you might be losing your job soon, hope you're able to keep it, but if not, I wish you all the luck possible finding your next one!

HELLO!!

THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME OGUGYUHHBGFBH?!?!@

I HOPE UR HAVING A WONDERFUL NIGHT ANON I LOVE U SO MUCHH!!

#emori’s mailbox #GENUINELY I LOVE UU!!!#I am looking for another job GODSPEED istg the one that I have currently is so ass regardless I need something new #BUT THANK U AGAIN!!

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slasherholic · 2 years

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losing it at the thought of Asa's students saying some of the most down bad things about him and he's just like "huh, must be about that woman here"

like he knows the occasional student tries to hit on him,

but it only clicks that they've been calling HIS chest "tits" and HIS ass a "dumpy" when he finds a message scrawled in sharpie in one of the campus bathrooms that reads "OPEN QUESTION, best prof. ass on campus?"

and the overwhelming majority of the replies scribbled below in about a dozen different handwritings are a pun involving his name.......

#asa emory #the collector #boy do i love objectifying ASS emory

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bcneheaded · 4 months

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thinking about my tiefling cleric of kelemvor uuuhh tempest domain tav...... thinking about how he secretly thinks its a little funny that his god is kelemvor and his Thing is Electricity. If frankenstein exists in faerun..... he's absolutely read that as a child and was like.... c o o l... but reverse frankenstein.... thinking about my lolth sworn drow tav and how he is technically evil, but not a monster. he's deeply devout to lolth in maybe a like... simultaneously deeper yet Calmer(tm) way than most, and how before he finds out about The Truth (AHEM..) he instantly hates Minthara and thinks of her as a traitor for essentially being a heretic and betraying Lolth (but then feeling a little bad about it later when AHEM AHEM yknow. truths. if only because he's an absolute dummy and despite being evil Lite he also found her very pretty and ambitious and dominant jufydFGD)

also thinking about my half-orc draconic bloodline sorcerer, Roselyn, raised in baldurs gate in a very healthy happy family but ended up very self-conscious and sweet and sincere despite being Very Large and Scary and Strong. thinking about how shes very pretty and soft hearted and stuff but people see a half orc and. Stare. yk. and growing up, she ended up very self conscious about the scales on her face and used to try to cover them up <:' ) ended up anxious because of her magic. the whole ''learn to wield it or literally die'' thing iujghdgdf THINKING about how the big ol amazonian ass woman will literally melt into a puddle if you call her Rosie or compliment her bc she doesnt know how to take it, so she just ends up giggling and blushing like an idiot and then gets internally frustrated with herself jusdhfjdgfdGD 'GODS ROSIE you're sO EASY UGH' yk ykyk gfdgfdhd

thinking foREVER about my dragonborn durge bard, Fel (happy accident, that name).... because...... good route.... lots of praise and ''proud of you'''s. no spoilers jgjfgjfg but my favourite playthru handsdown.... oog

#( ooc )#( tbd )#my ass out here hyperfixating........ HAS been for months oojgfjjdjg if ive been scarce ... u know why...#thinking about a LOT of things but mainly these couple of dummies <3 #there are so many tavs I've made jfc.... just Because............because i like seeing how things go w diff characters <:[#emory have you beaten the game yet? ....... no .........#dont look at me. im ascared to : (#bc then its done and stuff juhydjdsjf #''but u can just make another character'' its not the saME #anyway im fhsyhudjs i am thinking about these goobers (all of them... no i wont admit how many there are)#thinking about rosie the sweetheart #how she pats ALL of the animals and gets SO CONFUSED and flustered when ANYONE flirts with her #because she doesn't think she's desirable at all!!#self esteem is shot #thinking about how deeply she values the connections she forms with these weirdos and how she'd die for them ten times over if it meant #she could protect them all from harm #thniikkinngggg about Jio the drow and how he's an absolute idiot buffoon who's selfish as hell but #thinking about how he finds out about cazador and he #loses his god damned mind when he gets closer to astarion #he does help him ascend unfortunately bc hes Like That but yk. lolth drow ..... so.#thinkin about Tav (i didnt actually name him :( ) and how he goes out of his way to help. Everyone. every single person he possibly can #if it isn't like.... utterly ridiculous and unfeasible #thinking about how he decimates all undead and how he spares Astarion though for some reason #maybe bc he's grown to know him deeper and can See the goodness in him deep in there #and he wants to help bring that out of him... in his non pushy way #but then you get the mummy lord or something and hes like HELL naw #you were meant to be dead a LONG time ago--#but will not be cruel in his actions. just and wise and shit.. abhors necromancy but will allow certain things here and there bc.... times #are hard right now. everything he believed in and believes in is thrown all topsy turvy and he has to really Think about so many things now #bc of the absolute and tryina survive n shit etcetc

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