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karmicpunishment · 9 months
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atsushi with more cat/tiger behaviors but some lesser discussed ones:
he scratches all the doorways of the agency building and his dorm. kunikida scolds him for damaging property for over an hour but while he apologizes he’s strangely uncontrite (at least for atsushi who tends to overapologize) about it
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a mostly nocturnal sleep schedule feels the most natural to him but since his orphanage’s schedule was (quite literally) beaten into him, he regularly wakes up early, though after a long mission or multiple in a row, he tends to sleep through the day instead.
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when really frustrated (usually during an argument with akutagawa) he has a tendency to stomp his feet. it tends to break the tension, and atsushi finds its super embarrassing. akutagawa finds it cute
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he’s constantly fighting the urge to sit on his coworkers desks while they’re working and distract them. same with knocking things off their desks.
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head bunting!!!! he first starts doing it to kyouka after the end of the guild plot. just does it to her one morning while they’re cooking breakfast without realizing. he’s mortified for a moment until kyouka does it back, equally shy yet earnest about it. slowly he catches himself doing it to the rest of the agency: when kenji gives him a hug after a mission, when yosano buys him something he was looking at during a shopping trip, while sharing lunch with the tanizakis, to ranpo after atsushi solves his first mystery on own, to kunikida and dazai after a dangerous mission. he hasn’t worked himself up to doing it to the president yet (and fukuzawas kind of sad about it). dazai and kunikida are the most flustered by it, kenji and kyouka do it back to him the most.
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as much as he hates being locked up or confined against his will (and he really hates it), he genuinely loves being in small spaces. he sleeps in the closest for kyoukas privacy but he does geniunely feel comfortable there. sometimes he eats lunch under his desk or in the supply room if he’s feeling stressed. dazai did give him a giant box once to see if he’d sit in it and he totally did.
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he tends to suck on the corners of blankets and things like his shirts or sweaters when he’s asleep or distracted. dazai used to tease him for it until he read that it was often found cats taken to soon from their mothers. he didn’t really find it funny after that
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he will just Stare at people. agency members look up from their work and will see him looking directly at them. he usually snaps out of it right after and apologizes but just like slow blinks and winks and closing his eyes, he starts doing it more and more as he gets in tune with his ability.
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asimpforyagami · 18 days
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BSD MEN REACTING TO A CONFESSION.
↷ A/N ─ yes new divider again because im indecisive as heck
★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa , atsushi , fyodor
!! TAGS ─ mentions of suicide, insecurities, overall fluff
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"i love you."
ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.
promptly replies with, "i love you too."
he'll lean into you with an amused smile because he lowkey thinks you're joking
when he realizes you're serious about it he'll immediately stop the stupid grin
and look at you with this sincere look you've never seen on his face before
he'll hold your hand and everything while repeating "i love you too," for a second time, only this time he's serious about it too
definitely asks for double suicide later
"You know it's my motto to unalive myself with a beautiful woman. How lucky of you to have been bestowed upon this honour."
"Mhm."
"I'll say yes if you join me in a double suicide," he asks with puppy eyes.
"Dazai, you already said yes."
"I'll say it again!"
​ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.
he stops abruptly and half chokes on his expensive ass wine
poor boy is really confused 😭 because "where did that come from??"
he tries to play it cool but he's literally SCREAMING inside
we all know he's been betrayed a lot of times in the past so he feels hesitant about it
will decide to give it a shot tho
100% calls dazai to brag about it
"You may be taller or whatever (as if that matters in the first place) but were you the one able to steal her heart? Eh? I think not!"
You chuckle hearing him update his rival of his new relationship status.
"And anyway," he raises a glass of wine for toast. "I'd like to thank my good looks, good looks and did I mention my good looks (?) for making tonight the happiest night ever."
ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.
"i know."
he has always observed every single thing about you - how you behave around others vs how you behave around him, the little times you look at him like you want his attention etc etc
he's known about this since like soooo long
he defo also knew when where and how you were gonna confess
went to yosano for tips to react to it and bought you chocolates and stuff. he thinks it'll make you happy :D
eats all of that himself even tho he originally bought it for you but you let it slide because he's a cutie patootie
"You could at least have been a bit subtle about it," he says, munching on his chips. "I mean, anyone who saw you would've been able to guess. I didn't even need my ability for this!"
He lifts his chin up thoughtfully, fingers ripping open another packet of snacks. "You should be grateful I'm not a snitch. Eh, well," he shrugs, "You're now dating the greatest detective in the world! Congratulations!"
ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.
"eh???"
like chuuya, he's pretty confused too
"are you sure?"
tries to keep a straight face and hide his fluster
he'll narrow his eyes at you as if he's trying to read your emotions. he doesn't wanna get hurt if he gets too attached to you and you two end up breaking up
also how tf is he supposed to believe that someone like YOU like someone like HIM?
reassure him that he's perfect please :( poor baby deserves the world
"I am a lot of work. I don't think you can keep up with all of that," he says shortly.
"I'll try my best."
"You don't have to."
"But I want to!"
He stares at you for a few moments, looking like he's about to cry.
"Oh, alright then," he waves a hand around. "But don't you ever leave me."
ᴀᴛꜱᴜꜱʜɪ.
screams
"SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE!"
jumps around everywhere in happiness
you dont even get a verbal answer the man's just dancing around
either that or he just faints
he's, like akutagawa, insecure about himself. but he's much more open to showing his emotions to you.
you end up cuddling the whole night or he calls off work to be with you for the rest of the day <3
"I..." he repeats the same word for the fifth time in a row.
"Yes?"
"Don't mind me, I'm just trying to come to terms with the fact that I get to date you."
"Is that a bad thing?"
"No, no!" he panics, wringing both hands all over himself hastily. "I love you! Really!"
ꜰʏᴏᴅᴏʀ.
no reaction. im sorry
spares a small glance at you but otherwise doesn't get distracted from his work
you think he's gone deaf from the way he just ignored you cuz what????
will spend like 15 minutes that way before extending an arm to you and you lowkey DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO??? HELP??
he'll stare at you for a few seconds before pulling you onto his lap and continuing with his work
and that's his way of saying yes
He shuts the computers around him down and taps your outer thigh twice. You immediately stand up and help him up. He stares at you for a few seconds, contemplating something.
"You know, I never thought I'd enable others to call me a lovesick fool."
"Does that mean you are a lovesick fool?"
"A little, maybe," he turns around and walks out of the door while you follow him with a soft smile on your face.
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ukumiii · 7 months
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stupid detectives
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yuugen-benni · 11 months
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''Can I borrow your shirt ?..and your coat...and...''
Summary: BSD Characters with a reader who likes to borrow their clothes
Note: Fem!reader for Gin only
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Atsushi Nakajima
He's totally fine with it, and obviously he's not going to refuse. The first time you borrowed a T-shirt from him, He was taken aback and couldn't stop giving you that sweet look… Because of that he got into a lot of trouble…*cough* Kunikida...But the poor guy doesn't take his eyes off you.
Atsushi doesn't understand how you can look so good in his clothes than he does!
Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
As you can imagine, Akutagawa doesn't understand ''couple things'' like that and don't try to make him understand he'll call them trivial… and since they're trivial he doesn't care! Or at least he pretends his face doesn't turn red when he sees you pick up some clothes
Kunikida Doppo
He has so many questions. ''Why…? Why my clothes? You- wait don't- give me back!''
He knows he won't find a ''plausible'' reason, but Kunikida isn't mad, he's actually a little happy so he just sighs and gives you a small smile after writing it down in his notebook so he doesn't forget if one of his clothes is missing.
Chuuya Nakahara
Not only will he lend you his clothes but he will also stylishly match clothes with you. He has a good eye for fashion and nobody can disagree. When you asked if you could borrow any of his clothes his eyes widened and he quickly opened the wardrobe door
Sigma
Much like Chuuya. Sigma also has a good taste in fashion (Did you see his heels?! It's magnificent) and he will never think of this idea as a bad thing. When he sees you wearing one of his clothes at the Casino, he makes a point of taking your hand and making you spin slowly
Gin Akutagawa
*Blush and more blush* She can't answer you right away but know that she is so happy! She feels like those simple things connect the two of you…Gin might even secretly buy you a dress that looks just like hers so that on those rare days off, she can match clothes with her girlfriend on the date she arranged :)
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evilkaeya · 1 year
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ADA Chuuya thoughts in my head He's everyone's favorite he's cool and nice and he shows up to work on time if not early. Kunikida cries tears of joy when he comes to work one day and chuuya is there before him. He shows Kenji cool tricks and brings snacks for Ranpo and Kyouka and gossips with Yosano and tells Atsushi about his pm days with Dazai and goes to cat cafe with Fukuzawa and EVERYONE LOVES HIM and it drives Dazai insane because 1. He's no longer the center of attention and 2. Everyone is trying to steal his chibi.
"Yosano I trust you to handle this case."
"Sure boss but can I take Nakahara with me?"
"Ranpo I need you to go to the crime scene."
"I'm taking mr. fancy hat with me!"
"Atsushi kun please look into this case. Take an agency member with you if you need."
"Oh then Chuuya san-"
"Atsushi kun I'm your mentor!"
"You can come along too Dazai san!"
Annoyed and grumpy, Dazai makes sure to be as much as infuriating and clingy as possible when they get back home everyday. Chuuya absolutely hates it. (He loves it. He loves the stupid bandage wasting machine to the moon and back but he'll never admit it.)
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nihilo-sensei · 18 days
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Akutagawa is the only person Atsushi’s told about his hallucinations (and the only person other than Lucy and Fitzgerald of all people to have an idea of how bad the abuse Atsushi suffered at the orphanage really was), but Ranpo, Dazai, and Kyouka are probably aware of them to various extents.
Ranpo is Ranpo and has probably noticed how Atsushi’s eyes will absently drift to empty spaces in the office sometimes before he comes back to himself and snaps his eyes back to his work. He may or may not have guessed the cause. If he has figured it out he doesn’t know what to do about it.
Kyouka lives with Atsu and Dazai is his mentor. There’s no way they haven’t noticed that something is wrong with him even if they don’t know what it is.
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shall-we-die · 9 months
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↬|Atsushi|
• Oh he's so dramatic... (Even though he hugs you all night and rubs his head against you, or he might purrs like a big cat.)
• Because of the rules of the orphanage, he has a habit of waking up early in the morning, but the first thing he does when he sees you next to him is to blush and cover his mouth with his hands so that you don't hear him gasp.
• Then he puts his hand on his heart, because he feels that it beats very strongly and you might wake up from its sound!
• He stays in the same position for a long time and cannot even move.
• After he calms down, he finally finds the courage to sit up.
• He's still staring at you though, hoping you don't wake up.
• After shyly walking away from you, he quietly goes to the bathroom and then waters his favorite flowers.
• He tries to prepare breakfast and waits for a while for you to wake up and eat together.
• If you're still asleep, he'll probably have a hard time letting himself get close to you again.
• Then he tries to call you very shyly.
• He whispers your name very softly and after a while he touches your cheek with his finger.
• He greets you softly after you wake up.
• Of course, after you kiss his cheek, and say good morning to him, his heart starts beating fast again...
• One of his favorite things to do in the morning is to talk to you.
• He likes to ask you about what you dreamed and tell you that he slept very well because you were with him.
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↬|Akutagawa|
• Most likely, he only slept for a few hours last night and had constant nightmares.
• He's also an early riser... 'cause he can't sleep anyway...
• He barely opens his eyes, even though he still can't see clearly or think straight, sure enough the first thing he does is put his finger under your nose to make sure you're breathing.
• After his anxiety subsides, he takes a deep breath and tries to blink to see more clearly.
• He also covers his mouth with his hand to control his coughing and not wake you up suddenly.
• He may stare at the ceiling for a long time. After that, he looks at you.
• He doesn't want you to be bothered by his cold hands, so he just caresses your face very gently with his finger. He gently brushes your hair away from your face.
• He doesn't like much physical contact, so the fact that he's lying next to you on a same bed is a huge achievement for you to show off and be proud of...
• In the past, he would just lie in bed and wait for the sun to fully rise and the alarm clock to ring, so that he could wake up and go about his missions. But now... instead of just staring at the ceiling or reluctantly eating, he can look at you.
• Of course, before the alarm clock rings, he gets out of bed and goes to the kitchen to prepare your favorite tea or coffee. That's why you never see his sleeping face.
• Like I said, he doesn't like much physical contact, but if you hug him from behind and kiss his cheek and say good morning, he'll appreciate it.
• However, he complains to you and asks you to wash your hands and face and brush your teeth as soon as possible.
• Is your hair long? So combing and styling your hair is his new responsibility. He might be a little harsh, but boys who have younger sisters definitely know how to braid hair. so... just trust him and be patient and don't scream... please.
• He might also nag about how much shedding your long hair is. Of course, he won't be upset at all if he notices a strand of your hair on his coat during a dangerous mission, for sure he won't even remove it from his coat.
• Well, living with the hound of mafia is a bit tough, you can't expect him to take you to work or school/university.
• Sometimes you have to live without him for a week, and sometimes he has to leave the house very early in the morning before you wake up.
• Most of the time, though, you leave the house early, while he nags behind you and insists that you to be careful, don't forget anything, and be sure to call him after you reach your destination.
• and Weekends? Well, Rashomon throws you out of bed by pulling the blanket, then the hard day of cleaning begins, which begins with a double bath...
• (You're not supposed to do anything but wash yourself in the bathroom, yeah... In fact, you are there by his side so that his thoughts are at ease when he closes his eyes and washes his hair.)
• Then you can decide what movie to watch, or invite Gin to go to the amusement park together.
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↬|Dazai|
• There are several different ways for starting your morning with Dazai.
• One way is when he's mumbling and flirting with you in his sleep. He hugs you tightly and doesn't let you get out of bed.
• In the end, it makes you arrive late to work for the thousandth time in a week.
• The second way is that he wakes up earlier than you because of a nightmare, although he tries not to wake you up at all.
• He stares at you and strokes your hair.
• Of course, after making sure you've rested enough, he'll start teasing you.
• He tickles you and asks you to wake up because he is 'hungry' and wants you to make him breakfast.
• Finally, you have to throw the pillow in his face to shut him up.
• And the third way is that you wake up with his screams, you run around the house sleepily to find the source of the screams and finally...
• You find him getting himself into trouble again with a failed suicide attempt.
• Anyway, you wake up and have a long and busy day ahead of you.
• First you have to make breakfast for him so that he stops talking continuously.
• He may act like a child, but he really loves watching you. While you are wearing his shirt without pants and with a messy hair, you prepare breakfast for him.
• He likes to hug you from behind and rest his chin on your head.
• After breakfast, he will most likely asks to have a romantic double suicide with you, but when you reject him, he will lie back on the bed with a sad face and wait for you to take a shower...
• And most likely he will fall asleep again and you will have to try for a long time to wake him up.
• In any case, you will be late for work and hearing Kunikida's reminders will become a routine for you.
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↬|Chuuya|
• One of the usual routines is that he's been drunk all night and now in the morning he won't even wake up to the ear-splitting sound of the alarm, so you wake up the sleeping beauty with a kiss.
• What an honor you have received, he's drowned in his dreams and you can do whatever you like to him.
• However, when you're busy watching his face, he suddenly hugs you and you roll on the bed.
• And a long time for your cuddling-routine in the morning, enjoying each other's warmth and company for awhile before you jump into the day.
• after your cuddle time, you'll get out of bed for a shower and he would stay there...in bed...thinking about you untilI he falls back a sleep. When you come back, he's still laying in bed, so you jump on top of him to wake him up again...
• After you cuddle and kiss each other passionately (again), you talk a bit, have deep conversation about each other's days and what are the plan for today.
• To be honest, it's the greatest gift in the world for him. Having you by his side... Like you're the one and only person in this word he can trust with his heart, you make everything feel right for him.
• Let this wonderful man cook for you. Maybe at this moment, the eggs in the frying pan and Chuuya, who is standing shirtless and wearing an apron in front of the stove, are competing to be the hottest meal in the kitchen. (He's surely the winner)
• This man was born to be a great husband. I mean... a great husband will hug you and carry you to your desired destination as he walks through the roofs of buildings... right?
• Of course, you're not always the first to wake up. Sometimes he can also be an early riser.
• However, he can't be as romantic as usual.
• This time you'll see a little boy who plays with your hair, tickles you and repeatedly makes you sneeze by waving his hair in front of your nose. You may even feel a fly on your face in a dream and slap yourself.
• I must add that he is filming you with his camera. And those films are never going to be deleted.
• Sometimes when he goes on a mission and can't be with you at night, you should expect to find yourself overwhelmed by your favorite bouquets in the morning.
• While he's standing in front of your bed and looking at you with a big grin. (You miss me, don't you?)... you can read that in his eyes.
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↬|Tetchou|
• He's the type who wakes up early in the morning and wakes you up by force. I must say that if you're a sleep-lover (like me), waking up next to him will be the worst part of your life together.
• Although it's not like he treats you strictly, you are his lover, not a soldier...
• So he just grabs your shoulder and leads you to the bathroom. Without saying anything, he combs your hair and splashes cold water on your face.
• If you still resist waking up, he doesn't say anything, while your eyes are closed and you barely stand on your feet, he holds your chin with one hand and brushes your teeth with the other...
• I must say, this will be your daily routine! You can't escape this!... sorry
• Then you have to look at the strange foods he eats for breakfast.
• And you even go for a daily walk together, and if he feels that you are not physically active enough, you should also attend his *special* classes.
• Don't worry, he's trying to be nice to you.
• It's not that he wants to hurt you, he just wants you to be at your best.
• Surely he enjoys seeing you every moment, even though he doesn't talk much.
• He loves your sleepy face while you wait for him to brush your teeth. And even when you try to do difficult sport movements.
• But some days... for example, weekends... he also likes to stay in bed more. He will be surprised by this new habit... Anyway, it's not like you only have to be an influential person, he will also make changes in his life because of you...
• He is always the first one to wake up, and hugs you tightly. One of his favorite things is to hug you from behind and kiss the back of your neck while brushing your hair away.
• Another routine of yours is to spend several hours doing his hair. Surely this is his favorite time. When you put your hand in his hair...
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↬|Jouno|
• Well, he probably spent the whole night listening to your breathing and heartbeat. And he wakes up at 4 in the morning and starts his training.
• Unlike Tetchou, he doesn't want to wake you up (by force) at all.
• Instead, he does his own things... He will to take a shower and prepare breakfast by making the least noise.
• He'll wait for you to wake up, but don't think you're allowed to sleep until the noon...
• He may not talk to you much about the details of his work, but in general he likes to spend his morning talking with you.
• As you rub your sleepy eyes and sit behind the breakfast table, nagging about having to go to a class you don't like today; He just slowly pours you tea and shakes his head.
• Then he sits behind the table and asks you to read the newspaper for him, or turn on the TV and listen to the latest news.
• Usually the mornings are very calm with him, because he's not a noisy person and he doesn't like to spend his morning listening to a lot of noises.
• (He listens enough at night to all kinds of sounds you make.)
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↬|Fyodor|
• God never sleeps.
• So sorry for you, it's impossible to see his sleeping face.
• However, the main reason for all his strange behavior is because he doesn't care much about his health.
• You sleep in bed alone and wake up alone most of the time.
• You have to work on his habits for some time to improve them.
• For example, force him to eat or sleep on time and rest.
• After a while, he will slowly crawl into bed next to you in the middle of the night and in the morning you will find him next to you.
• He has a cold body, so in the morning when he hugs you, you wake up because of the cold.
• And of course he is awake and staring directly into your eyes.
• It's not that he's cold and serious all the time, he's definitely trying to be a little nicer to you. So you can expect a kind kiss on your forehead.
• He'll hug you tightly and not want to get out of bed. He likes the warmth of your body.
• He certainly can't eat a lot of food, so the best thing is to prepare this simple breakfast for him with a glass of hot coffee and some cookies and enjoy it together.
• I also don't think he enjoys morning baths. His body is still cold and tired and he doesn't want to take off his clothes.
• Maybe he will even ask you to forget about your work and sit on his lap and hug him for a long time.
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↬|Nikolai|
• I really can't imagine him lying on the bed let alone sleeping...
• Anyway, he is one of the characters that you are never going to see his face in sleep.
• He likes watching the sunrise. And you know what he likes more than that? staring at your face...
• One of his daily goals is to be the first thing you see when you wake up.
• He looks at you with a very, very big smile and prepares to say good morning to you and tell you how beautiful you are even with that messy hair.
• He likes a lot of physical contact, so you have to force him out of the bathroom to get some privacy.
• Breakfast?... Well, one thought I don't like is that he finds something to eat from his coat.
• So if you don't like this idea either, you have to start cooking something for yourself.
• I feel like if he goes to the kitchen, you will go to the hospital.
• I'm not sure, but I feel like he hasn't brush his hair in a long time, so combing his hair is a good idea. He may try to change the subject at first, but you can easily satisfy him to sit and let you brush his hair.
• Once he feels your fingers in his hair, you become his personal hairdresser and you have to comb and braid his hair every morning.
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↬|Sigma|
• He usually likes to be the small spoon. While he rubs his head on your neck and chest and expects you to caress his head.
• Surely, when you open your eyes, the first thing you see is his smile, even if he is sleepy, he has a smile on his face.
• He's very fond of physical contact and unlike our shy tiger boy, he's an honest cat who's very serious about what he wants from you.
• For example, he wants you to hug him tighter and kiss his face or stay longer in bed together.
• You eventually have to get out of bed though, because he shouldn't be late running his beloved casino. So while you tidy up and brush your teeth, he tries to prepare a breakfast.
• Maybe he didn't care about his own food before, but now he has to worry about meals because of you.
• While eating breakfast, he explains the list of things that you have to do and asks you for your opinion about the things that he likes to do.
• He will certainly spend some of his time to choosing your clothes; This is one of his favorite things to do for you.
• And until you go about your business, he keeps coming towards you and asking you to kiss him.
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sad-emo-dip-dye · 28 days
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dazai would be an absolute menace for april fools and kunikida would be his prime target
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wistfullywaiting2 · 1 month
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Odasaku, Sasaki, and the orphanage headmaster are all buried in the same cemetery.
So Kunikida, Atsushi, and Dazai all run into each other grave visiting regularly and politely pretend they don’t. They never acknowledge the meaning behind the bouquets brought, even if all of them know the others know flower language. They never acknowledge the tear streaks down Atsushi’s face, or the solemn look on Kunikida’s. Atsushi never points out how the scent of whiskey is always a bit stronger on Dazai’s coat. They never acknowledge the location of their accidental meetings.
Sometimes Kunikida might offer to take them to get food, or Atsushi will offer a random hard candy from his pocket, on colder days Dazai might lend his coat. None of them are really themselves when faced with grief, and none of them will to hold it against each other.
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*after atsushi does something reckless*
kunikida: that's it!
atsushi: wh-
kunikida: you're grounded!
atsushi: GROUNDED?
kunikida: GROUNDED!
atsushi:
kunikida: back me up on this dazai
atsushi:
dazai: yeah grounded!
atsushi:
atsushi: what does grounded mean-
dazai, holding a shovel: come on atsushi lets go ground you
kunikida, snatching the shovel away: NO
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karma-brainrot · 20 days
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Karma goes feral around anything percieved as food, much to the dismay of the agency members in charge of babysitting him
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No common sense, only nomnomnom~
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karmicpunishment · 7 months
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the idea of atsushi just casually jumping like 7 ft up to get something off a real tall shelf is very good and canon to me. people ask him to get things down for them to watch him do the cat crouch before he springs up.
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asimpforyagami · 4 days
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BSD MEN REACT TO YOU BAKING COOKIES FOR THEM AFTER A BAD DAY.
↷ A/N ─ we hit 5k+ notes !! im so happy :D there's gonna be an event which im gonna talk about at the end of this. enjoy and please leave likes and reblogs :)
★ FT. ─ dazai , chuuya , ranpo , akutagawa
!! TAGS ─ fluff, pure fluff, hurt/comfort, angst
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"i know you had a bad day, so i made you cookies"
ᴅᴀᴢᴀɪ.
It wasn't abnormal for someone like you to see Dazai cry. Nevertheless, it'd make him feel embarrassed, even pathetic for showing his emotions to you in such a way. And somewhere in his mind, he could see the faint looks of pity on your face every time he broke down, eyes glossy as he'd remember his old days at the Port Mafia with his perfect little friend group.
He was Osamu Dazai. He had experienced pain, loss, a few fleeting moments of joy, and so much. He had been through a lot. He did not need anyone's sympathy - even yours.
This day was, hence, nothing out of the ordinary. Dazai had trudged back home with heavy steps, dismissing your questions about his whereabouts and remarks about how drenched he got in the rain.
He had gone straight into the bathroom and locked himself in. It didn't matter how many years had passed since Oda's death. It would always feel like yesterday to him, so close yet so far away. It would always rip his heart out how if he had been there just a few moments earlier, he could never have had to watch his only friend die.
He sank to his knees near the wash basin and cried.
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There was a knock on the door. Dazai scrambled to his feet to open it. He was in the bedroom after another breakdown, locked away.
"Dazai?" he heard your soft voice from outside the door. His heart warmed up a little and he opened the door.
"I know you had a bad day," you said, holding out a plate of freshly baked cookies, "so I baked you cookies."
Dazai looked down at the plate for a moment, then looked back up at you. He felt numb. He felt disoriented. Slowly, he reached out to break one cookie with his fingers and ate it.
"This... this is amazing," he said quietly, tears blurring his vision, threatening to break him down once more.
"It's not much. They're only chocolate chip," you waved a hand off. "Do you like them?"
"Yeah," he replied in a breathy voice. "Yeah, I do."
His ruined day had been perfected by a mere batch of cookies. As you urged him to have more, he finally smiled.
How could someone be so kind?
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ᴄʜᴜᴜʏᴀ.
Chuuya was no stranger to drinking and passing out on his couch only to be woken up by you late at night so that he could come to the bed and sleep comfortably there. He felt pathetic for using wine and alcohol as a means of coping with loneliness, especially after Dazai left the Port Mafia.
"Chuuya?" you whispered softly in his ear.
He stirred in his sleep, one hand hanging off the couch while empty bottles crowded on the floor.
"Chuuya."
His eyelids fluttered open, and with a groan, he shifted on the couch, his hand instinctively reaching for the bottle that lay within arm's reach.
But before he could grasp it, you gripped his hand gently.
"No," you said firmly.
He paused to look at you before rubbing his eyes with his other hand and sitting up.
"I baked you cookies," you murmured, sitting on the couch beside him.
It was only then that Chuuya noticed his favourite cookies decorating a plate that sat on the table in front of him. You leaned forward to grab two cookies, shoving one in your mouth and the other in his.
With his mouth stuffed with a cookie, he couldn't help but stare at you as the events of the entire day crashed onto him all at once. A tear slipped from his eye - of joy, admiration or sadness, he did not know. But as he stared lovingly at the way you playfully scolded him for not including you in the drinking session, your voice muffled from the food, there was only one thought that crossed his mind.
How could he ever be stupid enough to believe that he was lonely when he had you?
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ʀᴀɴᴘᴏ.
Ranpo was not the type to cry in front of people. With his child-like confidence, very few people had ever actually seen him in a vulnerable state.
So it was distressing when he realized you saw right through his fake smile. He felt like an idiot for not predicting that you would get to know about how upset he was after the President scolded him.
He lay on his bed. Even thinking was too tiring for him right now. His hair was all over his face, his head pressed against his pillow. There was a knock on the door, and he spoke in a quiet voice, "Come in."
You entered with a plate of cookies. They were shaped like little stars, each with a different flavour and colour. You set the plate next to the nightstand and gave him a soft smile.
"I know you had a bad day, so I baked you cookies."
"You... you did?" he whispered, his voice cracking as he slowly sat upright to look at you in the eyes.
"I tried. I don't know how they taste. I wanted you to be the first one to take a bite."
He nodded and you sat down on the floor, looking up at him and putting a cookie in his mouth gently. Ranpo opened his mouth and felt the savoury taste of your baking.
"I like it," he hummed.
"Really? Do you want me to make some more for you tomorrow?"
"You will?" his face brightened up genuinely. "I love you!"
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ᴀᴋᴜᴛᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ.
Akutagawa was one to hide emotions from everyone. He did not like to let others think of him as human, but rather as a creature to be feared, and someone to be proud of to Dazai.
Since the night Dazai had been abducted and Akutagawa had interrogated him, the latter had been quiet. He was never to talk too much or overshare, but it could be sensed that something had hurt him deeply.
"Ryuu?" you said softly sitting down next to him.
"No," he looked away, shunning you out before you even got the chance to speak.
"I know you had a bad day," you smiled softly, "so I baked you cookies."
He glanced at you from the corner of his eye before his heart melted. You had the most beautiful look on your face, two hands supporting a plate of cookies. He had never told you what his favourite ones were, frankly he couldn't decide. Sweet things just weren't for him.
But these ones, the ones that you made just for him? These were his favourites. The ones you had made that showed how much you understood him.
At that point, he realized he did not have to change himself to gain the approval he desired in the past. He had already won in life the moment he met you.
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THE WAY I SCREAMED ILYYY TYSM FOR THIS IM SO HAPPY :D
so OBVIOUSLY there should be an event 🤭 because as I've said multiple times i love spoiling yall
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kaelohver · 1 year
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@KAELOHVER☆
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LOVE LETTERS TO YOU
Summary: In which they receive a love letter from you..
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•OSAMU DAZAI
Confusion ran through Dazai’s mind as he noticed the white envelope with his name and a heart on his desk at work.
He’d knew exactly what it was as soon as he saw it, the heart in itself gave it away, but it was more the question of who it was from.
He opened it carefully, immediately looking at the signature before he read the words written upon the letter.
His eyes widened with a small blush for a second before he started smirking.
He knew you had some feelings for him, that much wasn’t too hard to tell with the way you defended him from Kunikida occasionally and even helped with paperwork sometimes (much to Kunikida’s dismay and surprise).
He hadn’t expected a full-on love letter from you, especially not with your name on it..
Oh well, he ought to read the letter, right?
His smirk grew as he read it, creeping Atsushi out in the background.
The letter started with a couple things about how you first met then went on about how you came to feel about him from them.
Most of it was compliments and praise, praise about how he plans things out so well, compliments about how he looks so well all the time and lots more.
In all honesty, Dazai hadn’t been remotely thinking about real relationships but now you mention it…
He might just wait for you near the agency door and jump out at you with a hug, who knows..
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•ATSUSHI NAKAJIMA
Atsushi’s hands trembled as he held what seemed to be a love letter in his hands.
He’d seen it on his desk and asked Dazai what he thought it was, to which he replied that it was definitely a love letter.
So, deciding to trust the brunette’s words, he opened it carefully and began reading it.
It started off with a couple compliments, which got Atsushi blushing already, then progressed into even more compliments and an extremely flustered Atsushi.
He couldn’t really believe it at first, the idea that somebody he knew liked him that much to spend time on a letter? Quite crazy..
He’s not used to such kind words so by the time he finishes the letter, he’s completely red.
He gets even more flustered when he reads your signature at the bottom.
Like, seriously?! This isn’t some prank from Dazai, right?!
He’s in denial for a moment before he catches a glance of you walking to your desk and decides he’ll ask if you could take a walk with him in a bit.
Later, he nervously confesses to you under a Sakura tree <3
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•NIKOLAI GOGOL
When Nikolai first sees the envelope, he barely checks who it’s addressed to before he rips it open recklessly.
As it opens, he’s slightly surprised to find what seems to be a love letter but immediately starts reading it.
He’s absolutely ecstatic, giggling like a school girl as he reads through the endless praise and compliments you wrote.
He does a small twirl once he finishes reading the many paragraphs of what you like about him despite his crazy personality, still giggling to himself.
Once he reads your name at the bottom of the page, he’s blushing crazily.
He’s quite flattered, it’s not often someone goes out their way to write about their feelings to him so there’s no way you’re going to be able to hide from him anymore.
No matter what you or him are currently doing, he’s going to find you and drag you away to confess his everlasting love to you in an extremely weird but endearing way.
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•FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
When he first sees the envelope with a small heart on it, he’s already narrowed it down to people he’s aquatinted with enough to be able to get into his office.
He picks it up, checking for a signature or name before he opens it carefully.
He’s not particularly interested in relationships so he’s a bit annoyed, though more rather uninterested.
He checks the signature when it’s open before reading any of the proper content, wanting to know if it’s worth it.
He paused for a moment before his facial expression morphed into that of a smirk.
He knew you liked him, it was somewhat obvious, but he supposed it wouldn’t be too bad to read it if it’s from you..
So, he read through the letter slowly with a smug facial expression.
He knows the praises you wrote about him are true, some of them just common sense to him but the compliments do feed his ego, no doubt there.
When he does finish the letter, he has a tiny blush on his face, one that only people with extremely great vision could see.
Now he’s heard your thoughts on him, he’ll visit you very soon.
Well, he does need someone to help with his ideals, you might be good at part of that.
Don’t be surprised to walk into a room and find him waiting for you with a calm facial expression.
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silentborage · 3 months
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Atsushi joining the agency was such a huge win for Kunikida's "Make Dazai A Marginally Functional Human Being" agenda
because before telling Dazai to take care of himself just would not work since Dazai always just played it off with a joke so it went like:
Kunikida: You haven't slept in a week Dazai. Go To Bed or I'll take you there myself.
Dazai: Oh? Kunikida-kunnnn you want to take me to bed with you? how forward~~
but now its :
Kunikida: Dazai, I can't believe that YOU HAVEN'T SLEPT PROPERLY IN THREE DAYS
Dazai: pfft- please i'm fin-
Atsushi overhearing this from the other side of the office: Dazai-san that isn't healthy :(( you should probably sleep :(
Dazai immediately straightening up: you're so right Atsushi I probably should
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sanest-bsd-delegate · 10 months
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Types of Affections
Them and how they show each type of Affection. Ft Dazai, Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya and Akutagawa
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ARMED DETECTIVE AGENCY
PORT MAFIA
MASTERLIST
HEADCANONS
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words of affirmation
✧Dazai would whisper the sweetest things to you before you sleep asleep in his arms, snuggling on his chest as you both hug each other in the middle of the night. He personally would compliment you every time you met, his loversick eyes never leaving yours as you both hold hands.
✧Ranpo, is a type of a person who makes the whole world know he loves you. Everyone deserves to know how the great detective loves his S/O. He would shout how he cannot live without Y/N's presence and how much you care about him.
✧Atsushi, despite being the shy guy of this, makes sure you hear how much he respects you, loves you and that he was happy to finally have someone who accepted his flaws. Your words always made him calm, and he hoped his words did that too.
✧Chuuya would make sure you are heard how much he loves you, as he would say 'I love you so much Y/N' every time you return from the mission. He may have difficulty putting right choice of words, but once he is drunk he makes sure you hear everything he has for you. He love you damn so much Y/N.
✧Akutagawa, is not the one to be one with words, but he makes sure you are okay after any mission you do, his body despite trying to hide his concern for you, his eyes showed you how much he worries for you, and once in a while he would slip up how much he is happy to have you.
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acts of service
✧Dazai, despite being termed as one of the most laziest people by most people, he would buy you a cup of coffee/tea every time you enter your office. You would reach your worktable and see a cup of coffee/tea, just for you by yours truly Dazai. Despite his disappearance, his gestures warm your heart.
✧Ranpo, willingly saves a packet of gummy bears for you, knowing how you love them and the smile you give when you get the packet makes him happy, the site of seeing you smile always warms his heart and he makes sure he is there for you to never let the smile of yours down.
✧Atsushi would be a kind of a person, who would make sure you never loss your things. He would fold your thrown clothes at the corner, knowing how tired you must have been after the mission and as your lover he made sure you deserved the rest you wait for all day long. He doesnt mind washing dishes or cleaning the apartment, as long as you are healthy and happy.
✧Chuuya would insist to make you both lunch when you both are alone back at your apartment. He also willingly helps you clean up the high up areas in your apartment (his ability helps a lot). Of course, that always ends up with you both cuddling and sleeping on the couch.
✧Akutagawa is a person of action, as his normal service would be making sure all your injuries are healed. He doesnt mind doing the grocery shopping for your apartment, seeing how tired you are. He cant cook, he cant clean but he can make sure the stocks are up at the house.
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receiving gifts
✧Dazai loves to buy you flowers. He says they remind him of you, how those flowers get reborn into a better version of themselves, every time someone takes them down only to get them become the best. You often laugh at his explanation, but its heart warming.
✧Ranpo loves to buy you food, despite his carving for snacks, if your eyes lay on anything he is willing to buy it for you. He likes to buy you ice-cream every time you both go on walks outside.
✧Atsushi likes to write letters to you, maybe even small notes here and there, telling you how much you mean.
✧Chuuya like ranpo, would buy anything your eyes lay upon. He personally likes to gift you bracelets, or any of the jewellery he thinks suite you. He would be the person who buys you perfumes too.
✧Akutagawa unlike others, don't try to gift you anything. But in rare or special occasions he once in while would buy you a cup or coffee or tickets to show you wanted to see but neither of you had time too. (he makes time for you)
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quality time
✧Dazai spends his quality time with you usually on you bed as you both snuggle close to each other, stealing kisses and sleeping.
✧Ranpo spends his quality time almost everywhere. He is like a lost puppy, who always follows you behind. But his all time favourite is when both of you walk hand in hand towards your apartment.
✧Atsushi and you spend your time taking scrolls in park, holding hands and laughing on smallest topics you both can think. He loves talking to you and listening to your voice.
✧Chuuya often would take you out on frequent dates, from fancy dinning restaurants to grass fields stargazing at night.
✧Akutagawa and you spend your time together in silence, just your presence enough for him to feel safe. Maybe both of you go grocery shopping together, debating if 2+1 was a necessary offer to take. Who says quality time is just dating them?
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physical touch. 
✧Dazai loves the way you both have physically long time hugs, the perfect fit to a puzzle. He loves to give you forehead kisses and would give you side hugs whenever he passes by you, saying how grateful he was to be blessed by your presence.
✧Ranpo would be spooning you round, his arms wrapped around you as you both would sit on your bed as you would give him nose kisses only for him to kiss your lips and comment how it tasted like strawberries.
✧Atsushi would blush if you ever kiss him, but he gets brave and once in a while give small kisses on checks, while you hold hands walking in public.
✧Chuuya would be the one, giving you full kisses on lips whenever he sees you. Both of you love it when you both are in physical contact, your hand on his, skin on skin and nothing could come between your worlds. Hug, kiss, sleep you name it, we all it all from this man,
✧Akutagawa would make sure you are always close to him, as you both would stand whereever the situation is. He would pull the sleeves of your dress indicating for you to stand a little closer to him to which you would smile at yourself and hold his hands.
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was this long for all you under 8ft shawrties?
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